Jabba

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Sure you've only posted 12 times on the Usenet.

And this isn't a telephone group, it is a mail group.

DUH.

Troll.

Post goes unread, as will any responses to it.

Get the fuck lost.

For the newbies: Don't trust a single word this
Usenet vermin posts.

AC


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any responses to it. Nor will I be reading any other posts by
that alias, regardless of the subject, nor any responses to them.

Beavis (was Re: Jabba)

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Beavis writes:

> http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
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> "Jabba"
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You win.

> Sure you've only posted 12 times on the Usenet.
>
> And this isn't a telephone group, it is a mail group.

No, it's whack-a-Beavis group.

> DUH.
>
> Troll.

Don't be too hard on yourself. You're a very attractive troll.

> Post goes unread, as will any responses to it.

FAQ question #6, below.

> For the newbies: Don't trust a single word this
> Usenet vermin posts.

Beavis, you need a boost of self esteem. I don't think you're a Usenet
vermin, just a slightly boring Usenet kookbag.

But the advice is still good, though.


FAQ: Canonical list of questions Beavis refuses to answer (V1.10)

This is a canonical list of questions that Beavis never answers. This FAQ is
posted on a semi-regular schedule, as circumstances warrant.

For more information on Beavis, see:

http://angel.1jh.com/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml

Although Beavis has been posting for a long time, he always remains silent
on the subjects enumerated below. His response, if any, usually consists of
replying to the parent post with a loud proclamation that his Usenet-reading
software runs a magical filter that automatically identifies anyone who's
making fun of him, and hides those offensive posts. For more information
see question #9 below.

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1) If spammers avoid forging real E-mail addresses on spam, then where do
all these bounces everyone reports getting (for spam with their return
address was forged onto) come from?

2) If your Challenge-Response filter is so great, why do you still munge
when posting to Usenet?

3) Do you still believe that rsh is the best solution for remote access?
(http://tinyurl.com/5qqb6)

4) What is your evidence that everyone who disagrees with you, and thinks
that you're a moron, is a spammer?

5) How many different individuals do you believe really post to
comp.mail.misc? What is the evidence for your paranoid belief that everyone,
except you, who posts here is some unknown arch-nemesis of yours?

6) How many times, or how often, do you believe is necessary to announce
that you do not read someone's posts? What is your reason for making these
regularly-scheduled proclamations? Who do you believe is so interested in
keeping track of your Usenet-reading habits?

7) When was the last time you saw Bigfoot (http://tinyurl.com/23r3f)?

8) If your C-R system employs a spam filter so that it won't challenge spam,
then why does any of the mail that passes the filter, and is thusly presumed
not to be spam, need to be challenged?

9) You claim that the software you use to read Usenet magically identifies
any post that makes fun of you. In http://tinyurl.com/3swes you explain
that "What I get in my newsreader is a mock post with fake headers and no
body, except for the first parts of the Subject and From headers."

Since your headers indicate that you use slrn and, as far as anyone knows,
the stock slrn doesn't work that way, is this interesting patch to slrn
available for download anywhere?

10) You regularly post alleged logs of your procmail recipe autodeleting a
bunch of irrelevant mail that you've received. Why, and who exactly do you
believe is interested in your mail logs?


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Re: Jabba

What crawled up your ass? So, I've only posted 12 times to newsgroups?
Is post quantity proportional to usenet worthiness? If so then spammers
must be GODs to you. Show me a telephone spamming group and I'll be
happy to post there. AC must stand for Annoying Crybaby

Re: Jabba

On 12 Apr 2005 20:01:00 -0700, Jabba wrote:
> What crawled up your ass? So, I've only posted 12 times to newsgroups?
> Is post quantity proportional to usenet worthiness? If so then spammers
> must be GODs to you. Show me a telephone spamming group and I'll be
> happy to post there. AC must stand for Annoying Crybaby
>

Try googling on him along with the terms bigfoot and xena, warrior princess.
Makes for funny reading.

Actually, I think it stands for Anal Crackpot.

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