Beavis Finally Answers Sam"s Questions!

Sam: Can we get together so that I can suck your dick?

Beavis: No thanks. I don't want shit all over my dick.

Sam: What's it like to have brains?

Beavis: You aren't intelligent enough to understand the answer.

Sam: Why don't I have a life?

Beavis: You spend all of your time posting shit on the Usenet.

Sam: Why have you killfiled all of my aliases?

Beavis: Because you are boring.

Sam: Why does my computer stop working when I hit the off button?

Beavis: You piss off the little Microsoft Technical Support
Robots that live in there.

Sam: Why does my Mom get mad when I drool on her keyboard?

Beavis: She likes to do that herself.

Sam: How come I get spam and you don't?

Beavis: Because I use a Challenge-Response mailfilter and you
don't.

Sam: Are you going to come to my 6th Grade Graduation?

Beavis: Only if my new sniper rifle gets here on time.


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AC

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Re: Beavis Finally Answers Sam"s Questions!

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Beavis writes:

> Sam: Can we get together so that I can suck your dick?
>
> Beavis: No thanks. I don't want shit all over my dick.

Beavis, your personal fantasies are rather disturbing. What makes you think
others want to know about them?

But, I suppose, that would be a roundabout answer to FAQ question #12, so
it's not a total loss.

> Sam: What's it like to have brains?
>
> Beavis: You aren't intelligent enough to understand the answer.

All right, Beavis, explain how intelligent one has to be in order to
understand your relationship with Bigfoot.

> Sam: Why don't I have a life?
>
> Beavis: You spend all of your time posting shit on the Usenet.

http://tinyurl.com/cs8jt

> Sam: Why have you killfiled all of my aliases?
>
> Beavis: Because you are boring.

So how did you end up posting this kookfart of yours?

> Sam: How come I get spam and you don't?
>
> Beavis: Because I use a Challenge-Response mailfilter and you
> don't.

FAQ question #8, Beavis, answer it.

> Sam: Are you going to come to my 6th Grade Graduation?
>
> Beavis: Only if my new sniper rifle gets here on time.

Beavis, with that face of yours: http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib/
nobody will allow you to be anywhere near kids.



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Re: Beavis Finally Answers Sam"s Questions!

Alan Connor wrote:
> Sam Can we get together so that I can suck your dick?

Why do you want to suck Sam's dick?

Beavis: Please I like shit all over my dick.

I can help you curb your perversions.

>
> Beavis: Sam What's it like to have brains?

Let me perform the lobotomy and there's a slight chance you'll be
able to understand.


>
>Beavis:Sam Why don't I have a life?

Because you are brain dead.

>
> Beavis: I spend all my time posting shit on the Usenet.

A little insight at last.Well Done Alan


> Beavis: I am boring

If you are a good little psychotic i'll book you in for a
personality transplant.

>
Beavis: Sam Why does my computer stop working when I hit the off button?

Alan you know how your psychosis gets worse when you play with
computers.


>Beavis: Sam Why does bigfoot get mad when I drool on his keyboard?

I may have to increase your medication


>
>Beavis: Sam How come I

spam and you don't?

I can only attempt to cure your psychosis not your sociopathic
tendencies.

>
> Beavis: I spam using Challenge-Response and you
> don't.

We already know that but it is good that you are admitting it at last.

>
>Beavis: Sam Are you going to come to my 6th Grade Graduation?

You're fantasising again Alan. You haven't graduated from
kindergarten yet.

>
> AC
>