Poor Alan Connor, gave up his right arm.

> On comp.mail.misc, in , "Alan Connor" wrote:
>
>
>
> If anyone wonders why I don't read "AK's" posts, just check
> google groups.
>
> 12,800 posts in the last year. 35 posts a day, on AVERAGE.
>
> And I'd bet my right arm that he posts under more than one
> alias. All compulsive posters do.
>
> AC

Alan,

Give my regards to your right arm. It seems that when a waging tongue is
not preceded with thought, limbs are given away. Next time think before
making an assertion that you would forgo your left arm when you're wrong.

Please illustrate the 12,800 posts you claim I made. By my count, over
the past few years I may have only made ~300 posts.

AK
P.S. You might as well add me to your newsreaders kill file. This way
my posts will go unmolested by your gibberish.

Re: Poor Usenet Beavis, gave up his right arm.

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AK writes:

> Beavis,
>
> Give my regards to your right arm. It seems that when a waging tongue is
> not preceded with thought, limbs are given away. Next time think before
> making an assertion that you would forgo your left arm when you're wrong.
>
> Please illustrate the 12,800 posts you claim I made. By my count, over
> the past few years I may have only made ~300 posts.

Don't worry about Beavis. He's the lovable village idiot in this newsgroup.

Earlier, Beavis announced that he's a friend of Bigfoot:
http://tinyurl.com/6dkxn, also that he was once kidnapped and molested by
Xena, the Warrior Princess: http://tinyurl.com/4otkh

Did you know that Beavis was Kevin Mitnick's mentor
(http://tinyurl.com/ifrt)? Or that he lives in a UFO cult
(http://tinyurl.com/2hhdx), where he practices his trade as a skilled dental
surgeon (http://tinyurl.com/3h6a5)?

Knowing Beavis's mental defects as well as probably anyone else, I'm pretty
sure I can reverse-engineer his latest kookfart. You see, he ran a Google
Groups search and put "AK" in the "search by author" field. Beavis is
paranoid. Everyone's out to get him. So he runs a Google search on every
new poster in this newsgroup.

It never crossed his feeble little mind that there's more than one person in
the world whose initials are AK, and who chooses to use his/her initials
when posting to Usenet. So, Google came back and dutifully added up the
total number of posts from every E-mail address with a name of "AK", which
obviously includes , and quite a few other folks.
Despite his claim as an E-mail expert, it looks like Beavis still haven't
quite figured out how E-mail addresses work.

Now, if you want to really make things interesting, post something again and
set your name to "Sam". That'll confuse him for sure.

Classical Beavis kookfart.


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Re: Poor Alan Connor, gave up his right arm.

On comp.mail.misc, in , "AK" wrote:



Right. Like you are going to admit that you post under other
aliases.

You must think we are as stupid as you are.

The mere fact that you chose to start a new thread with a bitchy
and childish subject like this indicates clearly who you really
are.

And I'll bet that your other post to me was just as juvenile.

Notice that I use the new slrn? Someone who has posted 118,000
times under but one of his aliases surely knows how to look at
the headers.

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline

Slrn now only downloads the bodies of posts when I mark the
headers in the menu.

Believe me, I haven't downloaded the bodies of any of your posts
since I upgraded, nor will I ever again.

Don't like what I have to say, AK?

Then eat shit.

I don't care what you think or post and you can't do one thing
to even slow me down. Or make me read more than a few characters
of anything you post. And I can fix that if I choose.

I am now killfiling this thread. You and your sockpuppets and
your fellow trolls have a good time.

AC

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Re: Poor Alan Connor, gave up his right arm.

Alan Connor wrote:

> On comp.mail.misc, in , "AK" wrote:
>
>
>
> Right. Like you are going to admit that you post under other
> aliases.
>
> You must think we are as stupid as you are.
>
> The mere fact that you chose to start a new thread with a bitchy
> and childish subject like this indicates clearly who you really
> are.
>
> And I'll bet that your other post to me was just as juvenile.
>
> Notice that I use the new slrn? Someone who has posted 118,000
> times under but one of his aliases surely knows how to look at
> the headers.
>
> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline
>
> Slrn now only downloads the bodies of posts when I mark the
> headers in the menu.
>
> Believe me, I haven't downloaded the bodies of any of your posts
> since I upgraded, nor will I ever again.
>
> Don't like what I have to say, AK?
>
> Then eat shit.
>
> I don't care what you think or post and you can't do one thing
> to even slow me down. Or make me read more than a few characters
> of anything you post. And I can fix that if I choose.
>
> I am now killfiling this thread. You and your sockpuppets and
> your fellow trolls have a good time.
>
> AC
>

Alan,

What is that reference to we? Most of the posters here are unincumbered
by the foolish pursuit of determining how or from where one posts but
with what one posts. Most of the posters either pose a question or post
a possible answer to a question. You seem to have a need to track down
a poster and instead of providing an answer, berate them on the manner
in which they chose to post.

Post the search parameters you used on groups.google.com to come up with
the 12,800 posts attributable to me, I'd sure like to know if someone is
misusing my identity to spam.

AK

Re: Poor Usenet Beavis, gave up his right arm.

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:13:53 -0500, Sam wrote:
>
> Knowing Beavis's mental defects as well as probably anyone else, I'm pretty
> sure I can reverse-engineer his latest kookfart. You see, he ran a Google
> Groups search and put "AK" in the "search by author" field. Beavis is
> paranoid. Everyone's out to get him. So he runs a Google search on every
> new poster in this newsgroup.
>
> It never crossed his feeble little mind that there's more than one person in
> the world whose initials are AK, and who chooses to use his/her initials
> when posting to Usenet. So, Google came back and dutifully added up the

Silly Sam. It's not one person, it's the entire state of Alaska that's out
to get him. Please start paying attention at staff meetings.

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