Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

An excerpt from my mail logs, with personal entries deleted.

All those supposed bounces are fakes from the idiot trolls
and spammers.

My filter, a Challenge-Response System, has been silently dumping
mails from these morons for years, but they are too stupid to
realize that they have been defeated.

I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.

That "thehostingnet.com" cretin, who usually identifies himself
as "Mike", is a dickless incompetent. Dumb as a brick.
Can't even spell my name even though it's in the very address
he sent the mail to.

A spot of dried dung on the bottom of my shoe.

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Subject: Internet Marketer, Be sure to follow Allen
Folder: /dev/null
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Subject: the massive number
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Dear Spammers and Trolls: Keep it up. I enjoy the sensation
of your lips upon my buttocks.

And stay out of my mailboxes.

That's not a request, it is a done deal.

None of you could find your own buttholes with a map and a pack
of hunting dogs, so there isn't any danger of you being able to
beat my Challenge-Response System.

My mailboxes belong to me, and _I_ decide who has access to
them.

Don't like it?

Feel free to dine on solid human waste.


[Note: I don't read the posts of "Sam" or any of his many
sockpuppets, nor any responses to them. My newsreader is a
snivelling-punk-free-zone.]

AC

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/elrav1/cr.html
This page was put up by a dickless troll:
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
I've never read it. I don't read troll dung.

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor wrote:
> An excerpt from my mail logs, with personal entries deleted.
>
> All those supposed bounces are fakes from the idiot trolls
> and spammers.
>
> My filter, a Challenge-Response System, has been silently dumping
> mails from these morons for years, but they are too stupid to
> realize that they have been defeated.
>
> I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
> mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.

AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case strangER stuff)

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:33:36 GMT, nobody <""nobody\"@likes spam.info">
wrote:

>Alan Connor wrote:
>> An excerpt from my mail logs, with personal entries deleted.
>>
>> All those supposed bounces are fakes from the idiot trolls
>> and spammers.
>>
>> My filter, a Challenge-Response System, has been silently dumping
>> mails from these morons for years, but they are too stupid to
>> realize that they have been defeated.
>>
>> I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
>> mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.
>
>AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case strangER stuff)

You replied to him.


--
Mark Ferguson
Help the katrina victims
http://www.green-ribbon.org

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

"nobody" <""nobody\"@likes spam.info"> wrote in message
news:keE5f.7725$nk2.2280@trnddc07

>> I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
>> mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.
>
> AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case strangER
> stuff)

All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in my
newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
downloaded. Stupid fuckers.

AC

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/elrav1/cr.html
This page was put up by a dickless troll:
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
I've never read it, especially the part about Timo Salvi. I don't read troll
dung.

More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:52:43 -0700, "Alan Connor"
got double secret probation because:

>"nobody" <""nobody\"@likes spam.info"> wrote in message
>news:keE5f.7725$nk2.2280@trnddc07
>
>>> I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
>>> mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.
>>
>> AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case strangER
>> stuff)
>
>All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in my
>newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
>downloaded. Stupid fuckers.
>
>AC

More Ko0kiness from the man that thinks Seth Breidbart is a spammer.

Won due wunder joust how Alan killfiles before the poast and then
responds to the poast. His plonker must work like teh moris plonker.

I still think his misc.survivalism rants were so much better.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On comp.mail.misc, in <3roimbFkhig2U1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:


Nope. Not my Message-ID. Not my ISP. I don't use Windows...

Hmmm....I think I will report you to the good folks at
individual.net. Unlike all those NSPs with abuse reporting
headers all over the place, individual.net actually does
something about it.

AC

--
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Fanclub: http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On comp.mail.misc, in <8g5el1l1mkmcutebob41km160qn2uqfo9m@4ax.com>, "Aratzio" wrote:


My newsreader only downloads headers unless I tell it
specifically to do otherwise.

Aratzio
Results 1 - 100 of 18,900 posts in the last year
1 24hoursupport.helpdesk
3 alt.2600
4 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
1 alt.arts.poetry.comments
1 alt.astrology
1 alt.autos.toyota
1 alt.christnet.christianlife
1 alt.christnet.public
1 alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt
4 alt.config
1 alt.consciousness.4th-way
5 alt.culture.alaska
1 alt.dads-rights.unmoderated
1 alt.engineering.electrical
2 alt.fan.art-bell
1 alt.fan.barry-manilow
1 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
1 alt.feminism
3 alt.free.newsservers
2 alt.gossip.celebrities
3 alt.machines.cnc
2 alt.magick
1 alt.music.deep-purple
4 alt.music.michael-jackson
1 alt.music.rush
1 alt.os.windows-xp
1 alt.pave.the.earth
2 alt.politics.gw-bush
1 alt.prophecies.nostradamus
1 alt.showbiz.gossip
1 alt.slack
1 alt.tv.snl
16 alt.usenet.kooks
1 comp.os.linux.advocacy
2 demon.local
1 ia.talk.misc
1 microsoft.public.windowsupdate
1 ne.weather
1 news.admin.net-abuse.email
1 news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
1 rec.arts.drwho
5 rec.arts.poems
2 rec.sport.pro-wrestling
2 sci.psychology.psychotherapy
1 soc.culture.israel
6 soc.men
1 talk.politics.misc
3 uk.local.southwest

Killscored. Again. How many aliases of this cretin
have I killscored to date?

I removed the groups he added to the Newgroups header.

By-the-way: I can check the posting history of any
alias with a single keystroke.

If you weren't all a bunch of incompetent windoze-weenies,
you could use the script in the slrn directory on my
website to do the same thing.

AC

--
Homepage: http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/
Fanclub: http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

"Aratzio" wrote in message
news:8g5el1l1mkmcutebob41km160qn2uqfo9m@4ax.com

>>> AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case
>>> strangER stuff)
>>
>> All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in
>> my newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
>> downloaded. Stupid fuckers.
>>
>> AC
>
> More Ko0kiness from the man that thinks Seth Breidbart is a spammer.
>
> Won due wunder joust how Alan killfiles before the poast and then
> responds to the poast. His plonker must work like teh moris plonker.
>
> I still think his misc.survivalism rants were so much better.

I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that anything
you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.

AC

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On comp.mail.misc, in <3rotadFkim70U1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:


Another forgery.

Big yawn.

Another dickless punk with his Mommy's computer and his
Daddy's credit card is posting shit on the Usenet.

Junior? I do what I want, and you live with it.

And you wear a gag when you are in my newsreader that you
have no power to remove.

I don't care who you are.

If someome emailed me and told me that they were sending
you to me in handcuffs, I'd contact the courier and make
sure he dumped you a long, long way from here.


AC

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

"Alan Connor" wrote in message
news:slrndlejsr.qc1.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid



I don't even download your worthless, spammer's tripe to my computer, so
I'll never see it, read it, or even consider its content.

I'm reporting you to your ISP for multiple infractions of the TOS. Eat shit
and die, fucker.

AC

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

ynotssor wrote:

> I don't even download your worthless, spammer's tripe to my computer, so
> I'll never see it, read it, or even consider its content.

I wouldn't expect you to even download my worthless.

> I'm reporting you to your ISP for multiple infractions of the TOS.

Maybe you are reporting me to my isp for multiple infractions of the tos.
Maybe you're not. Who would actually care, ?

> Eat shit and die, fucker.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

> AC.

Do yourself a favour, mate.

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On comp.mail.misc, in <3rp251Fkcus2U1@individual.net>, "ynotssor" wrote:


This is absurd. I'm outta here.

All I'm doing is feeding a bunch of trolls.

Please note that I posted what I wanted to post, and didn't
read a single article posted by a stupid troll in response.

And that I'll post another article like it whenever I feel
like it.

Enjoy your public circle jerk.

Thread killfiled.

AC

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

"Alan Connor" wrote in message
news:slrndlemu7.qns.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid

> This is absurd. I'm outta here.
>
> All I'm doing is feeding a bunch of trolls.
>
> Please note that I posted what I wanted to post, and didn't
> read a single article posted by a stupid troll in response.
>
> And that I'll post another article like it whenever I feel
> like it.
>
> Enjoy your public circle jerk.
>
> Thread killfiled.

Furthermore, I'm leaving Usenet altogether. I'm tired of you people who
haven't got a whiff of intelligence breathing down my neck.

Don't bother answering because I won't see your replies. As I said before,
I'm outta here, and for good this time. Nothing you can do will make me
change my mind.

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

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Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

In article ,
washington_resident@whew.com says...
> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:33:36 GMT, nobody <""nobody\"@likes spam.info">
> wrote:
>
> >Alan Connor wrote:
> >> An excerpt from my mail logs, with personal entries deleted.
> >>
> >> All those supposed bounces are fakes from the idiot trolls
> >> and spammers.
> >>
> >> My filter, a Challenge-Response System, has been silently dumping
> >> mails from these morons for years, but they are too stupid to
> >> realize that they have been defeated.
> >>
> >> I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
> >> mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.
> >
> >AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case strangER stuff)
>
> You replied to him.
>

So did you.
I think just on principle I will too. That should count as an opt-out
according to that post.

Did you notice he had his own email address on that ban list?
several times.

From alanconnor@earthlink.net Tue Oct 18 21:12:44 2005
Subject: Re: Tonette, your refill is due


And it gets better....

From postmaster@earthlink.net Tue Oct 11 21:45:31 2005
Subject: test
Folder: /dev/null

wonder if the ISP self-LART is working yet.

--
AJ
Treehouse Networks abuse@
www.treenetnz.com

The Beavis Bull (was Re: More from Beavis -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust)

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THE BEAVIS BULL
(sung to the theme song from "The Brady Bunch")

This is a story,
Of a kook named Beavis,
Who was spewing all his nonsense all day long,
Everyone knew it's full of bull,
There's no doubt,
It's 100% all wrong.

This is a story,
Of endless laughter,
At all the nonsense our pet Beavis ever spewed.
He's as nutty as they come,
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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> "Usenet Beavis" wrote in message
> news:slrndlemu7.qns.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid
>
>>
>> Enjoy your public circle jerk.

Wherein Beavis is replying to his own posts.

>> Thread killfiled.
>
> Furthermore, I'm leaving Usenet altogether.

No, you're not.

You're staying right here, until I'm through with you.

> I'm tired of you people who
> haven't got a whiff of intelligence breathing down my neck.

That's Bigfoot behind you, Beavis.

> Don't bother answering because I won't see your replies. As I said before,
> I'm outta here, and for good this time. Nothing you can do will make me
> change my mind.

This should be a lesson to mothers everywhere to be careful, and do not drop
your child on its head, in infancy. See what happens?



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Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor wrote:

>My filter, a Challenge-Response System, has been silently dumping
>

backscatter all over the net.

Shut it off.

--
Godwin is a net-nazi

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor wrote:

>All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in my
>newsreader,
>


GREAT! *PHLPFPHLPFPHLPFPHLPFBT!*

--
Godwin is a net-nazi

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor wrote:

>"Aratzio" wrote in message
>news:8g5el1l1mkmcutebob41km160qn2uqfo9m@4ax.com
>
>>>> AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case
>>>> strangER stuff)
>>>
>>> All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in
>>> my newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
>>> downloaded. Stupid fuckers.
>>>
>>> AC
>>
>> More Ko0kiness from the man that thinks Seth Breidbart is a spammer.
>>
>> Won due wunder joust how Alan killfiles before the poast and then
>> responds to the poast. His plonker must work like teh moris plonker.
>>
>> I still think his misc.survivalism rants were so much better.
>
>I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that anything
>you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
>see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.
>
>AC
>

These auk jerks NEED to be Larted.

--
I am NOT a kook.

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:54:54 -0700, "Alan Connor"
transparently proposed:

>"Aratzio" wrote in message
>news:8g5el1l1mkmcutebob41km160qn2uqfo9m@4ax.com
>
>>>> AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case
>>>> strangER stuff)
>>>
>>> All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in
>>> my newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
>>> downloaded. Stupid fuckers.
>>>
>>> AC
>>
>> More Ko0kiness from the man that thinks Seth Breidbart is a spammer.
>>
>> Won due wunder joust how Alan killfiles before the poast and then
>> responds to the poast. His plonker must work like teh moris plonker.
>>
>> I still think his misc.survivalism rants were so much better.
>
>I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that anything
>you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
>see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.
>
>AC

Hep me, it be a torll!

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:05:35 GMT, Alan Connor
transparently proposed:

>On comp.mail.misc, in <3rotadFkim70U1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:
>
>
>Another forgery.

Poor Alwan, still due knot no what is a froggery.
>
>Big yawn.

I dunno, I think you are pretty kooky.

>
>Another dickless punk with his Mommy's computer and his
>Daddy's credit card is posting shit on the Usenet.

Not only is Alwan an expert in spam and survivalism he is a Physic
too.

>
>Junior? I do what I want, and you live with it.

You run like a little coward screaming *twolls is after me*...

>
>And you wear a gag when you are in my newsreader that you
>have no power to remove.

*snicker*

>
>I don't care who you are.

Yes, you do and you have tried more than once to find out.

>
>If someome emailed me and told me that they were sending
>you to me in handcuffs, I'd contact the courier and make
>sure he dumped you a long, long way from here.

That is just your fear talking.

>
>
>AC




--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Alan Connor runs away, again

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:57:52 GMT, Alan Connor
transparently proposed:

>On comp.mail.misc, in <3rp251Fkcus2U1@individual.net>, "ynotssor" wrote:
>
>
>This is absurd. I'm outta here.

Again, so soon, such cowardice.

>
>All I'm doing is feeding a bunch of trolls.

Might I have some more cheese with that whine?

>
>Please note that I posted what I wanted to post, and didn't
>read a single article posted by a stupid troll in response.

Liar.

>
>And that I'll post another article like it whenever I feel
>like it.

YAY, more kook froth.

>
>Enjoy your public circle jerk.

That fantasy excites you doesn't it.
>
>Thread killfiled.
>
>AC

Thread killing coward.

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor writes:
[whatever]

Aren't you supposed to be on a date with bigfoot or something? GO AWAY. *
--
* PV something like badgers--something like lizards--and something
like corkscrews.

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On comp.mail.misc, in <3rp54gFks3r5U1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:


Another forgery. Better knock it off, Junior:

#From: "Administration News.Individual.NET"
#Subject: Re: A Client of Yours is Forging My Name
#To: Alan Connor
#Cc: abuse@Individual.NET
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#
#Alan Connor wrote...
#
#> This really is out-of-line. I hope you will do something
#> about it:
#
#> #From: "Alan Connor"
#> #Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc,news.admin.net-abuse.email
#> #Subject: Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust
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Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

TreeNet Groups Server wrote:

> Did you notice he had his own email address on that ban list?
> several times.

That can be useful. If you need to send mail to yourself, you can always
create a rule for messages with e.g. a code word in the "Subject:" line.

Thor

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Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <3roimbFkhig2U1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:
>
>
> Nope. Not my Message-ID. Not my ISP. I don't use Windows...
>
> Hmmm....I think I will report you to the good folks at
> individual.net. Unlike all those NSPs with abuse reporting
> headers all over the place, individual.net actually does
> something about it.
>
> AC
>


You are criminally insane.

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:54:54 -0700, "Alan Connor"
wrote:

>"Aratzio" wrote in message
>news:8g5el1l1mkmcutebob41km160qn2uqfo9m@4ax.com
>
>>>> AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case
>>>> strangER stuff)
>>>
>>> All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in
>>> my newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
>>> downloaded. Stupid fuckers.
>>>
>>> AC
>>
>> More Ko0kiness from the man that thinks Seth Breidbart is a spammer.
>>
>> Won due wunder joust how Alan killfiles before the poast and then
>> responds to the poast. His plonker must work like teh moris plonker.
>>
>> I still think his misc.survivalism rants were so much better.
>
>I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that anything
>you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
>see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.
>

You just replied to him, quoting his posts while claiming that you
don't read them and claiming that he is in your kilt file?
Just how stupid can you be?
You need professional help.

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:08:24 -0700, "Alan Connor"
wrote:

>"Alan Connor" wrote in message
>news:slrndlemu7.qns.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid
>
>> This is absurd. I'm outta here.
>>
>> All I'm doing is feeding a bunch of trolls.
>>
>> Please note that I posted what I wanted to post, and didn't
>> read a single article posted by a stupid troll in response.
>>
>> And that I'll post another article like it whenever I feel
>> like it.
>>
>> Enjoy your public circle jerk.
>>
>> Thread killfiled.
>
>Furthermore, I'm leaving Usenet altogether. I'm tired of you people who
>haven't got a whiff of intelligence breathing down my neck.


Thank God.
I hope you keep your word and not come back, nobody will miss you.


>Don't bother answering because I won't see your replies. As I said before,
>I'm outta here, and for good this time. Nothing you can do will make me
>change my mind.


Who would be so stupid to do so?
The less of your type, the better usenet.

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:20:20 +1300, TreeNet Groups Server
wrote:

>In article ,
>washington_resident@whew.com says...
>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:33:36 GMT, nobody <""nobody\"@likes spam.info">
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Alan Connor wrote:
>> >> An excerpt from my mail logs, with personal entries deleted.
>> >>
>> >> All those supposed bounces are fakes from the idiot trolls
>> >> and spammers.
>> >>
>> >> My filter, a Challenge-Response System, has been silently dumping
>> >> mails from these morons for years, but they are too stupid to
>> >> realize that they have been defeated.
>> >>
>> >> I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
>> >> mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.
>> >
>> >AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case strangER stuff)
>>
>> You replied to him.
>>
>
>So did you.

No, I replied somebody else that replied to AC :-)

>I think just on principle I will too. That should count as an opt-out
>according to that post.

Heh, heh, heh.... AC doesn't read the followups remember :-)

>Did you notice he had his own email address on that ban list?
>several times.

Missed that. I try not to read AC as he is kind of, well very
ignorant and it is self imposed form everything I _have_ read of his.
Self imposed ingorance is a polite way to say stupid.

>From alanconnor@earthlink.net Tue Oct 18 21:12:44 2005
> Subject: Re: Tonette, your refill is due
>
>
>And it gets better....
>
>From postmaster@earthlink.net Tue Oct 11 21:45:31 2005
> Subject: test
> Folder: /dev/null
>
>wonder if the ISP self-LART is working yet.

I wonder how he finds out how his C/R is affecting others? I am not
aware of anybody that will respond to a challange, you?


--
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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

user@localhost.localdomain wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:08:24 -0700, "Alan Connor"
> wrote:
>
> >"Alan Connor" wrote in message
> >news:slrndlemu7.qns.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid
> >
> >> This is absurd. I'm outta here.
> >>
> >> All I'm doing is feeding a bunch of trolls.
> >>
> >> Please note that I posted what I wanted to post, and didn't
> >> read a single article posted by a stupid troll in response.
> >>
> >> And that I'll post another article like it whenever I feel
> >> like it.
> >>
> >> Enjoy your public circle jerk.
> >>
> >> Thread killfiled.
> >
> >Furthermore, I'm leaving Usenet altogether. I'm tired of you people who
> >haven't got a whiff of intelligence breathing down my neck.
>
>
> Thank God.
> I hope you keep your word and not come back, nobody will miss you.
>
>
> >Don't bother answering because I won't see your replies. As I said before,
> >I'm outta here, and for good this time. Nothing you can do will make me
> >change my mind.
>
>
> Who would be so stupid to do so?
> The less of your type, the better usenet.

"And don't let the door hit you an the ass on the way out..."

If you really don't care as much as seem to state, why did you answer
in the first place?


"Is rape a hate crime?"

Re: Alan Connor runs away, again

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Alan of Connor" wrote:


I'm not running away. There's nothing to run away from. You are
no threat at all. You can't even get an article in my newsreader
or a mail into my mailboxes.

I haven't read a single post on this thread. Not interested in
the opinions of ignorant, dickless motormouths that hide behind
multiple aliases and newsservers and sling shit like monkeys in
cages.

If you think I that I am wondering who you really are, you
are mistaken. I KNOW who you really are: Ignorant, dickless
motormouths that hide behind multiple aliases and newsservers and
sling shit like monkeys in cages.

No threat to anyone.

Can't even get an article in my newsreader or a mail into my
mailboxes.

AC


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Re: Alan Connor runs away, again

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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor wrote:
> "Aratzio" wrote in message

> I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that anything
> you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
> see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.
>
> AC
>

Huh? How? It's a connorumdrum I guess.

FAQ: Canonical list of questions Beavis refuses to answer (V1.40) (was Re: Alan Connor runs a

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in , "Usenet of Beavis" wrote:
>

Beavis FAQ entry #9, below.

> I'm not running away. There's nothing to run away from. You are
> no threat at all. You can't even get an article in my newsreader
> or a mail into my mailboxes.

Beavis FAQ #6.

> I haven't read a single post on this thread.

Yes, you did. You read the very first one, which caused your current
kookfart.

> Not interested in
> the opinions of ignorant, dickless motormouths that hide behind
> multiple aliases and newsservers and sling shit like monkeys in
> cages.

Then why do you reply to your own posts, Beavis?

> If you think I that I am wondering who you really are, you
> are mistaken.

Right, Beavis. You're still wondering who I am. Free clue, Beavis: my name
and E-mail address is somewhere on your broken Linux box. Right where it's
been, for a couple of years now.

> I KNOW who you really are: Ignorant, dickless
> motormouths that hide behind multiple aliases and newsservers and
> sling shit like monkeys in cages.

IKWYABWAI.

> No threat to anyone.
>
> Can't even get an article in my newsreader or a mail into my
> mailboxes.

What's a matter Beavis? Got kicked out of that Bigfoot conference, in
Texas?

============================================================ =============

FAQ: Canonical list of questions Beavis refuses to answer (V1.40)

This is a canonical list of questions that Beavis never answers. This FAQ is
posted on a semi-regular schedule, as circumstances warrant.

For more information on Beavis, see:

http://angel.1jh.com/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml

Although Beavis has been posting for a long time, he always remains silent
on the subjects enumerated below. His response, if any, usually consists of
replying to the parent post with a loud proclamation that his Usenet-reading
software runs a magical filter that automatically identifies anyone who's
making fun of him, and hides those offensive posts. For more information
see question #9 below.

============================================================ ================

1) If spammers avoid forging real E-mail addresses on spam, then where do
all these bounces everyone reports getting (for spam with their return
address was forged onto) come from?

2) If your Challenge-Response filter is so great, why do you still munge
when posting to Usenet?

3) Do you still believe that rsh is the best solution for remote access?
(http://tinyurl.com/5qqb6)

4) What is your evidence that everyone who disagrees with you, and thinks
that you're a moron, is a spammer?

5) How many different individuals do you believe really post to
comp.mail.misc? What is the evidence for your paranoid belief that everyone,
except you, who posts here is some unknown arch-nemesis of yours?

6) How many times, or how often, do you believe is necessary to announce
that you do not read someone's posts? What is your reason for making these
regularly-scheduled proclamations? Who do you believe is so interested in
keeping track of your Usenet-reading habits?

7) When was the last time you saw Bigfoot (http://tinyurl.com/23r3f)?

8) If your C-R system employs a spam filter so that it won't challenge spam,
then why does any of the mail that passes the filter, and is thusly presumed
not to be spam, need to be challenged?

9) You claim that the software you use to read Usenet magically identifies
any post that makes fun of you. In http://tinyurl.com/3swes you explain
that "What I get in my newsreader is a mock post with fake headers and no
body, except for the first parts of the Subject and From headers."

Since your headers indicate that you use slrn and, as far as anyone knows,
the stock slrn doesn't work that way, is this interesting patch to slrn
available for download anywhere?

10) You regularly post alleged logs of your procmail recipe autodeleting a
bunch of irrelevant mail that you've received. Why, and who exactly do you
believe is interested in your mail logs?

11) How exactly do you "enforce" an "order" to stay out of your mailbox,
supposedly (http://tinyurl.com/cs8jt)? Since you issue this "order" about
every week, or so, apparently nobody wants to follow it. What are you going
to do about it?

12) What's with your fascination with shit? (also http://tinyurl.com/cs8jt)?

13) You complain about some arch-nemesis of yours always posting forged
messages in your name. Can you come up with even a single URL, as an example
of what you're talking about?

14) You always complain about some mythical spammers that pretend to be
spamfighters (http://tinyurl.com/br4td). Who exactly are those people, and
can you post a copy of a spam that you supposedly received from them, that
proves that they're really spammers, and not spamfighters?


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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

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user@localhost.localdomain writes:

> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:08:24 -0700, "Usenet Beavis"
> wrote:
>
>>Don't bother answering because I won't see your replies. As I said before,
>>I'm outta here, and for good this time. Nothing you can do will make me
>>change my mind.
>
>
> Who would be so stupid to do so?
> The less of your type, the better usenet.

Oh, Beavis is just having a kookfart.

It must be an _innocent coincidence_ that he's been absent from
comp.mail.misc in many weeks, yet had a major kookfart only a few hours
after I post a link to that Bigfoot conference in Texas.

Just an innocent coincidence.

Right.

Beavis's obsession with Bigfoot is well known: http://tinyurl.com/23r3f



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Re: FAQ: Canonical list of questions Beavis refuses to answer (V1.40) (was Re: Alan Connor r

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Sam" wrote:


Brilliant, "Sam". I haven't read any of your posts in years, and
wouldn't even know that It was me that you were referring to when
you say "Beavis" if someone hadn't told me.

"Sam"? Just _try_ to concentrate: If someone has never heard
a question, they can't be refusing to answer it.

Don't like what I have to say or how I do things, "Sam"?

Feel free to dine on solid human waste.

Believe me, it will be more effective than posting thousands
of garbage articles to and about me, under all of the aliases
you hide behind, that I never even read. That I never read
any responses to either.

Your butt was kicked years ago "Sam". Pull your head out of
it and get a better life.

Or don't. I couldn't care less. You have earned the treatment
you get from me.

I guess 'Beavis' must be a character from one of "Sam's" favorite
Saturday morning cartoons or something.

Don't have a TV, "Sam", so the joke is wasted on me.

AC

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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

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I am a stranger in
a very strange land
wrote in message
news:o86gl11ha3omslarouefa9surjl01u1lv3@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:54:54 -0700, "Alan Connor"
> wrote:
>
> >"Aratzio" wrote in message
> >news:8g5el1l1mkmcutebob41km160qn2uqfo9m@4ax.com
> >
> >>>> AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case
> >>>> strangER stuff)
> >>>
> >>> All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in
> >>> my newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
> >>> downloaded. Stupid fuckers.
> >>>
> >>> AC
> >>
> >> More Ko0kiness from the man that thinks Seth Breidbart is a spammer.
> >>
> >> Won due wunder joust how Alan killfiles before the poast and then
> >> responds to the poast. His plonker must work like teh moris plonker.
> >>
> >> I still think his misc.survivalism rants were so much better.
> >
> >I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that
anything
> >you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
> >see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.
> >
>
> You just replied to him, quoting his posts while claiming that you
> don't read them and claiming that he is in your kilt file?
> Just how stupid can you be?
> You need professional help.

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in , "Sam" wrote:
>
>
> Brilliant, "Sam".

Thank you. That shouldn't be a surprise. My IQ has always ranked in the
genius range, if you believe in those dopey Internet IQ tests.


> I haven't read any of your posts in years, and

Beavis FAQ #6.

> wouldn't even know that It was me that you were referring to when
> you say "Beavis" if someone hadn't told me.

Ok, what did Bigfoot tell you about me?

> "Sam"? Just _try_ to concentrate: If someone has never heard
> a question, they can't be refusing to answer it.

Right, Beavis. Now, exactly what this has to do with Usenet, which is a
written, and not a verbal, medium is something that only makes sense to
Beavis.

> Don't like what I have to say or how I do things, "Sam"?

I like it very much, Beavis. Why pay for premium cable channels, when
Beavis gives an entertaining show upon request?

I mean, any time things get boring, all I have to do is make an innocent
post about Bigfoot, and you come hollerin' in, yapping and squawking like a
cat with his tail caught on fire.

> Feel free to dine on solid human waste.

From the Beavis FAQ:

12) What's with your fascination with shit? (also http://tinyurl.com/cs8jt)?

> Believe me, it will be more effective than posting thousands
> of garbage articles to and about me,

Come on, Beavis. Don't flatter yourself. I'd be surprised if the total
number of articles exceed a hundred.

> under all of the aliases
> you hide behind,

What aliases would those be, Beavis?

> that I never even read. That I never read
> any responses to either.

It's quite an amazing feat, Beavis. You repudiate the suggestion that you
read anything that's been posted to Usenet, yet somehow you know exactly
what it says.

Wait -- you're not Beavis. You must be Miss Cleo!

> Your butt was kicked years ago "Sam". Pull your head out of
> it and get a better life.

No, you're not Miss Cleo. You're the Black Knight from Monty Python.

> Or don't. I couldn't care less. You have earned the treatment
> you get from me.

You care very much, Beavis, otherwise you would not've squawked only a few
hours after I wondered whether you were attending that Bigfoot conference
down in Texas.

> I guess 'Beavis' must be a character from one of "Sam's" favorite
> Saturday morning cartoons or something.
>
> Don't have a TV, "Sam", so the joke is wasted on me.

Oh, I forgot. You live in a UFO cult (http://tinyurl.com/2hhdx) where
you're the local dentist (http://tinyurl.com/3h6a5).



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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:59:55 GMT, Alan Connor
got double secret probation because:

>Killscored. Again. How many aliases of this cretin
>have I killscored to date?

Dunno, Al, but given your anal retentive and inept ways, 50 or so of
exactly the same nym/email would probably be close.

--

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Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:09:31 GMT, Alan Connor
got double secret probation because:

>On comp.mail.misc, in <3rp54gFks3r5U1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:
>
>
>Another forgery. Better knock it off, Junior:
>
Didn't you just leave, survival boi?

And you forgot to sneck the froups.

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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

In article ,
wrote:
>On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:54:54 -0700, "Alan Connor"
> wrote:

>>I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that anything
>>you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
>>see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.
>
>You just replied to him, quoting his posts while claiming that you
>don't read them and claiming that he is in your kilt file?
>Just how stupid can you be?

You're responding to Alan Connor.

Now do you see how silly that question is?

Seth

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On comp.mail.misc, in <1mhgl1163n7k44q4onnuefdlc9ajri3co7@4ax.com>, "Aratzio" wrote:


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6 soc.men
1 talk.politics.misc
3 uk.local.southwest

52 Posts a day on average. And that's just _this_ alias.

Looks like he's found another reason to run
his mouth.

Not on my dime.

Killscored.

(I can check the posting history of any alias with a
single keystroke, which produces the above report. See
the slrn directory on my website.)

I see that Seth Breidbart, Prince of Pro-Spammers in Disguise,
is here. He is obligated to attack anyone who advocates
Challenge-Response Systems because spammers can't beat them.

Neither myself, nor Earthlink (which has offered CRSs
to all of its clients for years) gives a fig about his
endless torrent of lies about these wonderful systems.

He's just farting into a gale.

Seth? Have a good time running your lying mouth.

Just stay out of my mailboxes.

Done.

Like all pro-spammers and spammers, Seth pretends to
be anti-spam in a big way. It's a disguise. I wrote
a program that silently eliminates 100% of spam and
never touches mail I want to receive. Do _I_ run around
trying to convince everyone that I hate spam? No.

But I don't have to cover up the fact that I am trying
to convince people that the ONLY truly effective spam
filter shouldn't be used by anyone, and telling lies
about them in order to accomplish the task.

Anyone stupid enough to believe the lying scumbag gets
what they deserve.

Of course, trolls hate Challenge-Response Systems too,
because they reject anonymous mail.

That's right, trolls: If you mailed me and didn't use
your real return address, my filter dumped your mail
without even telling me about it.

:-)

AC

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/elrav1/cr.html
This page was put up by a dickless spammer:
Fanclub: http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
Hey, Seth (Ben Finney, et al) If the shoe fits, wear it.

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Alan Connor's psychiatrist" wrote:


You aren't even qualified to scrub toilets, much less be
anyone's pschiatrist.

Thanks for wearing a gag while you are in my newsreader.

(Not that you have any choice in the matter.)

AC

AC

--
Homepage: http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/
Fanclub: http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

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Usenet Beavis writes:


> Anyone stupid enough to believe the lying scumbag gets
> what they deserve.

And that's why nobody believes you, Beavis.


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Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

[Newsgroups: trimmed]

Seth Breidbart wrote:
> In article ,
> wrote:
> >On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:54:54 -0700, "Alan Connor"
> > wrote:
>
> >>I don't even read your stupid Usenet posts, idiot. Don't think that anything
> >>you have to say will ever make any difference to me, as I will never even
> >>see it, since jerks like you have been killfiled since day 1.
> >
> >You just replied to him, quoting his posts while claiming that you
> >don't read them and claiming that he is in your kilt file?
> >Just how stupid can you be?
>
> You're responding to Alan Connor.

No, he was not. He was responding to a forge. Beside other parts, the
MID (<3rotadFkim70U1@individual.net>) was a dead giveaway. The 'real' AC
hates News.Individual.Net.

> Now do you see how silly that question is?

Now do you see how you've disappointed us? :-)

> Seth

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:24:15 GMT, Alan Connor
transparently proposed:

>On comp.mail.misc, in <1mhgl1163n7k44q4onnuefdlc9ajri3co7@4ax.com>, "Aratzio" wrote:
>
>
>Aratzio
>Results 1 - 100 of 19,000 posts in the last year

But I was already killfiled multiple times by you Alan. Are you so
incompetent you cannot operate your own killfile?

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

[Newsgroups: trimmed.]

Aratzio wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:24:15 GMT, Alan Connor
> transparently proposed:
>
> >On comp.mail.misc, in <1mhgl1163n7k44q4onnuefdlc9ajri3co7@4ax.com>, "Aratzio" wrote:
> >
> >
> >Aratzio
> >Results 1 - 100 of 19,000 posts in the last year
>
> But I was already killfiled multiple times by you Alan. Are you so
> incompetent you cannot operate your own killfile?

In AC's terminology, "killfiled" means that he (says he) does not read
the *body* of your postings (see the ""). I.e. to
'catch' him, you will have to find a reference (by him) which was
mentioned only in the body of your posting. While he occasionaly slips
up, most of the time one can not prove that he has read a posting which
he claims he hasn't read.

Re: More from Alan Connor -> Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

In article ,
Alan Connor whined:

>I see that Seth Breidbart, Prince of Pro-Spammers in Disguise,
>is here.

If you had any credibility, that would be an actionable statement.
Fortunately for both of us, you don't.

> He is obligated to attack anyone who advocates
>Challenge-Response Systems because spammers can't beat them.

I'm not obligated to do anything.

I object to idiot spammers who send me backscatter spam.

That includes idiot spammers who use C/R to send me backscatter spam
when some other idiot spammer forges my email address.

>Neither myself, nor Earthlink (which has offered CRSs
>to all of its clients for years) gives a fig about his
>endless torrent of lies about these wonderful systems.
>
>He's just farting into a gale.

See what happens the next time you send me backscatter spam.

>Seth? Have a good time running your lying mouth.

Or is that why Earthlink told you to _stop_ running your broken C/R
system already?

>Like all pro-spammers and spammers, Seth pretends to
>be anti-spam in a big way.

I _am_ anti-spam. I object to receiving spam. I don't send spam.

Alan Connor objects to receiving spam, but doesn't mind sending it.

Anybody with a brain can spot the difference. That leaves out Alan
Connor.

> It's a disguise. I wrote
>a program that silently eliminates 100% of spam and
>never touches mail I want to receive.

It isn't _silent_ to the victims of your backscatter. But _other
people_ receiving your spam apparently doesn't bother you.

> Do _I_ run around
>trying to convince everyone that I hate spam? No.

No, you just sit there spamming them with backscatter.

>But I don't have to cover up the fact that I am trying
>to convince people that the ONLY truly effective spam
>filter shouldn't be used by anyone, and telling lies
>about them in order to accomplish the task.

It isn't a lie that C/R systems send backscatter spam. I've received
it.

>Anyone stupid enough to believe the lying scumbag gets
>what they deserve.

That is, users of C/R systems that send backscatter can get their
accounts cancelled for it. That's why Alan Connor stopped using his
own system.

Seth

Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> You aren't even qualified to scrub toilets, much less be
> anyone's pschiatrist.

What happened, Beavis? Didn't you announce that you're going to leave
Usenet forever? What happened, did Bigfoot kick you out, or something?



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The Beavis of comp.mail.misc (Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust)

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Usenet Beavis's psychiatrist writes:

> Usenet Beavis wrote:
> [ whatever ]
>
> You are criminally insane.

No, he's just a Beavis.

And an inspiration for yet another original song parody.

============================================================ ==========

THE BEAVIS OF COMP.MAIL.MISC
(To the "Addams Family" theme)


He's stupid and he's kooky,
He never had a nookie,
He looks like a midget wookie,
The Beavis of comp.mail.misc.

He likes to bitch and moan,
His advice is error prone,
He makes all others groan,
The Beavis of comp.mail.misc.

(nuts)
(clutz)
(putz)

He spouts his junk all day long,
and that's why I wrote this song,
His drivel is always wrong,
The Beavis of comp.mail.misc.


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Re: Trolls and Spammers Bite the Dust

Alan Connor wrote:
> "nobody" <""nobody\"@likes spam.info"> wrote in message
> news:keE5f.7725$nk2.2280@trnddc07
>
>
>>>I never even know they _tried_ to get their garbage into my
>>>mailboxes unless I check out my logs, which I rarely do.
>>
>>AC must not be getting enough strange stuff. (or in his case strangER
>>stuff)
>
>
> All you idiots who even respond to this thread will never be seen in my
> newsreader, as all of you are killfiled before the message is even
> downloaded. Stupid fuckers.
>
> AC
>
> --
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/elrav1/cr.html
> This page was put up by a dickless troll:
> http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
> I've never read it, especially the part about Timo Salvi. I don't read troll
> dung.
>

Please killfile me too. Thanks a bunch. :)