New Troll/Spammer Killer

http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html



If you aren't a spammer and aren't a troll and aren't mailing
something to me that belongs on the Usenet or a Mailing List, I'd
love to hear from you.

1. Send a mail with a BLANK (empty) body to:

alanconnor AT

earthlink

DOT net, with

2x3t9b4

on the Subject line.

(any number of spaces before or after the password is okay --
the password changes now and then)

My address must be alone on the To: line and the Cc: line must
be blank

Any mail sent to that address that doesn't conform to the
above guidelines is silently dumped by my filter.


2. You'll receive a very short auto-reponse that has my real
email address and the URL to this page in the body and

Response From Alan Connor

on the Subject line.

All mails received at the alanconnor address that elicit an
auto-response are archived for future reference.

If you receive an auto-response from me and did NOT mail me,
then your address has been maliciously forged and I will
happily turn the headers from the offending mail over to
you. I will also search the rest of the archives for mails
with similar information in the headers and turn any I find
over to you.

3. Only the address you used to send the original mail will be
passlisted at my real address.

(If I mailed _you_, that address of yours is passlisted at the address I ma

4. Mail sent to my real address should:

A. Be in Plain Text if possible. Please. HTML and MIME mail
are a drag.

B. Contain no attachments or images without prearrangement.

C. Be less than 20K (about three single-spaced typewritten
pages) without prearrangement.

5. Any mail that isn't passlisted and doesn't conform to
the above guidelines is silently dumped by my filter.

Sorry about the hassle, but I will not put up with spam or
trollmail or people that can't tell the difference between
a private mailbox and a public forum.

If you are responding directly to a post of mine on the Usenet
or a Mailing List, send your response THERE!

Allow at least an hour for your email address to be passlisted
here.

Alan Connor




AC


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http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
http://www.netcomhost.net/wordpress/victims-of-alan-connor/

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html

http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml

>
>
> If you are sick and tired of me spewing bullshit day long and day out,
> Earthlink's TOS/AUP enforcement would like to hear from you.
>
> 1. Send your complaint to:
>
> abuse@earthlink.net
>
> with
>
> "Usenet Beavis"
>
> on the Subject line.
>
> They will know what to do with it.

And don't forget to check out Beavis's mug shot at:

http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib/


> 2. You'll receive a very short auto-response that has
>
> Response regarding Usenet Beavis
>
> on the Subject line.
>
> Sorry about the hassle, but this is the only way to get rid of my weekly
> kookfarts.
>
> To compensate for all the hassle Earthlink's TOS/AUP will autorespond
> with a randomly selected Beavis song parody.

I should say, featuring such hits as "Meet The Beavis" (to the tune of "The
Flintstones"):

Beavis,
meet our Beavis,
He's the wacky troll on comp.mail.misc,
Beavis,
reading Beavis,
Endless laughter is your only risk.

And who can forget the haunting theme "Beavis of comp.mail.misc", to the
tune of "The Addams Family":

He's stupid and he's kooky,
He never had a nookie,
He looks like a midget wookie,
The Beavis of comp.mail.misc.

And, if you call now, you get, completely free, 100% digitally remixed THX
version of "The Beavis Bull", to the tune of "The Brady Bunch"L

This is a story,
Of a kook named Beavis,
Who was spewing all his nonsense all day long,
Everyone knew it's full of bull,
There's no doubt,
It's 100% all wrong.

So call now, operators are standing by!!!

> Allow at least one hour for your laughter to subside down.
>
> Usenet Beavis

First 100 callers will also get a free copy of the Beavis FAQ.


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Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:34:56 -0600, Sam wrote:

>Usenet Beavis writes:

You responded. Why?


--
Mark Ferguson
Help the katrina victims
http://www.green-ribbon.org

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

Mark Ferguson wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:34:56 -0600, Sam wrote:
>
> >Usenet Beavis writes:
>
> You responded. Why?
>
He should send an email instead???

Perhaps some useful [1] dialogue should be pursued in AUK
(alt.usenet.kooks)
Henceforth, this thread will be followed up over
there------------------------->

[1] what is so useful about AUK??? It serves as a starting point for
PKB, of course!

;)

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

On comp.mail.misc, in <1131771062.881279.23830@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, "48umofa02@sneakemail.com" wrote:


Follow-up to alt.usenet.kooks canceled.
news.admin.net-abuse.email reinstated on the Newsgroups line.

So. Some incompetent bozo who can't even use a real newsreader
and doesn't know how to format his From header properly wants
to change where this thread is posted.

Sorry.

Do you think I a "kook", Junior?

I don't give a shit what you think.

Just stay out of my newsreader and out of my mailboxes.

Done.

By-the-way: I've never even looked at the two AC hate sites
below. I don't read trollshit. I just use the following script to
see if they are there:

wget -U MSIE --spider http://...

AC

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
http://www.netcomhost.net/wordpress/victims-of-alan-connor/

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Sam" wrote:


Don't like this new strategy of mine, "Sam"?

What are you going to do about it?

Other than eat shit and stay out of my mailboxes
and wear a gag when you are in my newsreader, I mean.

I see that Mark Ferguson has dropped by. The arrogant
prick who deliberately uses a malformed signature
delimiter in order to force people who have configured
their newsreaders to hide signatures to see his anyway.

Not interested in his opinions. His ego is so swollen
that it cuts off the blood to crtical areas of his brain.

AC


--
URLs of possible interest in my headers.
~
~

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

Alan Connor wrote:
> Follow-up to alt.usenet.kooks canceled.
> news.admin.net-abuse.email reinstated on the Newsgroups line.
>
> So. Some incompetent bozo who can't even use a real newsreader
> and doesn't know how to format his From header properly wants
> to change where this thread is posted.
>
> Sorry.

What's a newsreader? I use telnet. If you want, I'll slap a QVT102
terminal in front of the telnet to catch up on my greenish tan.

--
Ron Sharp.

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

On comp.mail.misc, in <7ef25$43758369$cf705df0$476@PRIMUS.CA>, "Android Cat" wrote:


"Android Cat". Right. Why don't you just wear a sign that says:


DIPSHIT TROLL

?


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ +
+ TROLLS: Ignorant, motor-mouthed, and cowardly +
+ punks (often mentally ill) that run around +
+ the Usenet posting (usually abusive) garbage +
+ under multiple aliases. Usenet vermin. +
+ +
+ +
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Does your Mommy know that you are playing with her computer
again?

AC


--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
http://www.netcomhost.net/wordpress/victims-of-alan-connor/

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <1131771062.881279.23830@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, "48umofa02@sneakemail.com" wrote:
>
>
> Follow-up to alt.usenet.kooks canceled.
> news.admin.net-abuse.email reinstated on the Newsgroups line.

Going to the wrong group again, bozo?
removed nanae - whos participants would rather bozobin you as all you
do is create noise. Nobody cares about your whining. Post reinstated
f/u for a f/u with c/r, where pkb posters can scream at each other.
What a moron you are.

> So. Some incompetent bozo who can't even use a real newsreader
> and doesn't know how to format his From header properly wants
> to change where this thread is posted.
>
> Sorry.
>
> Do you think I a "kook", Junior?
>
> I don't give a shit what you think.
>
> Just stay out of my newsreader and out of my mailboxes.

Paranoid about who is in your newsreader and mailboxes? Who'd want to
be there? Yuck!

>
> Done.

It was done a long time ago. It only looks rediculous when Google
groups shows the rest when time permits and- look what crawled out of
the loonybin.
>
> By-the-way: I've never even looked at the two AC hate sites
> below. I don't read trollshit. I just use the following script to
> see if they are there:
>
> wget -U MSIE --spider http://...
>
> AC
>
> --
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/
> http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
> http://www.netcomhost.net/wordpress/victims-of-alan-connor/

Nope, here is where you belong, dipshit kookboi with the petname
"Beavis". or should that be Butthead. Uuuuhh aaau huh Huh.

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in , "Sam" wrote:
>

Beavis FAQ #9.

> Don't like this new strategy of mine, "Sam"?

Are you referring to your strategy of dancing around in your underwear,
smeared in peanut butter in jelly?

> What are you going to do about it?

Take pictures, and send them to http://www.newsoftheweird.com

> Other than eat shit

Beavis FAQ #12: What's with your fascination with shit? (also
http://tinyurl.com/cs8jt)?

> and stop making fun of me

Nope.

> and laugh, uncontrollably, every time I post.

Sorry, can't help it.

> I see that Mark Ferguson has dropped by.

You are a regular mental genius, no doubt about it.

> The arrogant
> prick who deliberately uses a malformed signature
> delimiter in order to force people who have configured
> their newsreaders to hide signatures to see his anyway.

Boo-hoo-hoo.

> Not interested in his opinions.

Then why did you reply, Beavis?

> His ego is so swollen
> that it cuts off the blood to crtical areas of his brain.

You accusing someone of having a big ego is like Terrel Owens accusing
someone of being an obnoxious twit.



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Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in <7ef25$43758369$cf705df0$476@PRIMUS.CA>, "Android Cat" wrote:
>
>
> "Android Cat". Right. Why don't you just wear a sign that says:
>
>
> USENET BEAVIS IS A DIPSHIT TROLL

Why bother? It's self evident.

> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> + +
> + TROLLS: Ignorant, motor-mouthed, and cowardly +
> + punks (often mentally ill) that run around +
> + the Usenet posting (usually abusive) garbage +
> + under multiple aliases. Usenet vermin. +
> + +
> + +
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

When you're right, you're right, Beavis.

> Does your Mommy know that you are playing with her computer
> again?

Hey, nurse!!! Nurse!!!! Beavis's diaper is full again.


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Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in <1131771062.881279.23830@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, "48umofa02@sneakemail.com" wrote:
>
>
> Follow-up to alt.usenet.kooks canceled.

Restored.

> news.admin.net-abuse.email reinstated on the Newsgroups line.

Removed.

> So. Some incompetent bozo who can't even use a real newsreader

slrn isn't that bad Beavis, even those it has to suffer from your one-handed
assaults.

> and doesn't know how to format his From header properly wants
> to change where this thread is posted.

Indeed. Beavis is a shining example of how one should format his "From
line".

> Sorry.

It'll take more than that, to make up for all the drivel you spout.

> Do you think I a "kook", Junior?

That's an easy question to answer.

> I don't give a shit what you think.

Obviously you do, Beavis, since you replied.

> Just stay out of my newsreader and out of my mailboxes.

And you need to stay out of the catnip drawer, and the litter box. It's not
for you.

> Done.

Somehow, I doubt it.

> By-the-way: I've never even looked at the two AC hate sites
> below. I don't read trollshit. I just use the following script to
> see if they are there:
>
> wget -U MSIE --spider http://...

Too bad for you, Beavis, that the sites are configured as follows:

RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} ^MSIE$
RewriteRule ^/(.*) http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib [R]

Wouldn't affect anyone's browsing, except for Beavis's alleged venture into
the wonderful world of spidering.



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Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> (was: Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Gary L Burnore" wrote:


His headers for the Archives (not that anyone who can do anythingbut run their mouths on the Internet gives a shit):

#Path: newsspool2.news.pas.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink .net !elnk-pas-nf1!elnk-nf2-pas!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshub.sd su.edu !border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nx02.iad01. newshosting.com !newshosting.com!news.alt.net!blackhelicopter.databasix.com! not-for-mail
#From: Gary L. Burnore
#Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc,news.admin.net-abuse.email
#Subject: Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer
#Date: Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:12:56 -0500
#Organization: DataBasix - Continuing to kick USENet ass.
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#X-Received-Date: Sat, 12 Nov 2005 06:13:02 PST (newsspool2.news.pas.earthlink.net)

#Organization: DataBasix - Continuing to kick USENet ass.

Right. Facilitating a bunch of snivelling punks who are playing
with their Mommy's computers is "kicking ass".

I doubt that you guys could find your _own_ asses with a map and
a pack of bloodhounds, much less kick anyone else's.

This dickless cretin can't even get an article in my newsreader.

AC


--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

"Alan Connor" wrote in message
news:slrndnapn2.2up.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid...

Recently one of our suppliers tried to revisit C/R with us. He was
complaining that he could not communicate with us and that he had lost about
half of the business that we would normally do with him. (Our corporate
position is that we ban any server at the router that users CR). We sat
down and took him through why CR was bad news. What sealed it was when we
showed him a bunch of Alan's posts. No one wants to be considered in league
with such a net loon.

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

On comp.mail.misc, in ,
"Alan Connor" wrote:

> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
>
>
>
> If you aren't a spammer and aren't a troll and aren't mailing
> something to me that belongs on the Usenet or a Mailing List,
> I'd love to hear from you.
>
> 1. Send a mail with a BLANK (empty) body to:
>
> alanconnor AT
>
> earthlink
>
> DOT net, with
>
> 2x3t9b4
>
> on the Subject line.
>
> (any number of spaces before or after the password is okay
> -- the password changes now and then)
>
> My address must be alone on the To: line and the Cc: line
> must be blank
>
> Any mail sent to that address that doesn't conform to the
> above guidelines is silently dumped by my filter.
>
>
> 2. You'll receive a very short auto-reponse that has my real
> email address and the URL to this page in the body and
>
> Response From Alan Connor
>
> on the Subject line.
>
> All mails received at the alanconnor address that elicit an
> auto-response are archived for future reference.
>
> If you receive an auto-response from me and did NOT mail me,
> then your address has been maliciously forged and I will
> happily turn the headers from the offending mail over to
> you. I will also search the rest of the archives for mails
> with similar information in the headers and turn any I find
> over to you.
>
> 3. Only the address you used to send the original mail will be
> passlisted at my real address.
>
> (If I mailed _you_, that address of yours is passlisted at
> the address I ma
>
> 4. Mail sent to my real address should:
>
> A. Be in Plain Text if possible. Please. HTML and MIME mail
> are a drag.
>
> B. Contain no attachments or images without prearrangement.
>
> C. Be less than 20K (about three single-spaced typewritten
> pages) without prearrangement.
>
> 5. Any mail that isn't passlisted and doesn't conform to the
> above guidelines is silently dumped by my filter.
>
> Sorry about the hassle, but I will not put up with spam or
> trollmail or people that can't tell the difference between a
> private mailbox and a public forum.
>
> If you are responding directly to a post of mine on the Usenet
> or a Mailing List, send your response THERE!
>
> Allow at least an hour for your email address to be passlisted
> here.
>
> Alan Connor
>
>
>
>
> AC
>
>
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html

This system works REALLY good for Usenet traffic (which
has fallen off by 99% ROTFLMAO :-)

One of the keys is to set fetchmail to leave any mails
with bodies that have more than 0 lines on the server.

~/.fetchmailrc:


poll pop.earthlink.net
tracepolls
proto pop3
user "foo"
pass "foo"
is alanjconnor here
and wants mda "/usr/bin/formail -ds /usr/bin/procmail"
fetchall
limit 0
flush


[Note: I don't read the posts of "Sam" or any of his
many aliases, nor any responses to them.]

Alan


--
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read these trollshit sites, but if you are really bored:
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
http://www.netcomhost.net/wordpress/victims-of-alan-connor/

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Alan Connor" wrote:
>
>
> On comp.mail.misc, in ,
> "Alan Connor" wrote:
>
>> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
>>
>>
>>
>> If you aren't a spammer and aren't a troll and aren't mailing
>> something to me that belongs on the Usenet or a Mailing List,
>> I'd love to hear from you.
>>
>> 1. Send a mail with a BLANK (empty) body to:
>>
>> alanconnor AT
>>
>> earthlink
>>
>> DOT net, with
>>
>> 2x3t9b4
>>
>> on the Subject line.
>>
>> (any number of spaces before or after the password is okay
>> -- the password changes now and then)
>>
>> My address must be alone on the To: line and the Cc: line
>> must be blank
>>
>> Any mail sent to that address that doesn't conform to the
>> above guidelines is silently dumped by my filter.
>>
>>
>> 2. You'll receive a very short auto-reponse that has my real
>> email address and the URL to this page in the body and
>>
>> Response From Alan Connor
>>
>> on the Subject line.
>>
>> All mails received at the alanconnor address that elicit an
>> auto-response are archived for future reference.
>>
>> If you receive an auto-response from me and did NOT mail me,
>> then your address has been maliciously forged and I will
>> happily turn the headers from the offending mail over to
>> you. I will also search the rest of the archives for mails
>> with similar information in the headers and turn any I find
>> over to you.
>>
>> 3. Only the address you used to send the original mail will be
>> passlisted at my real address.
>>
>> (If I mailed _you_, that address of yours is passlisted at
>> the address I ma
>>
>> 4. Mail sent to my real address should:
>>
>> A. Be in Plain Text if possible. Please. HTML and MIME mail
>> are a drag.
>>
>> B. Contain no attachments or images without prearrangement.
>>
>> C. Be less than 20K (about three single-spaced typewritten
>> pages) without prearrangement.
>>
>> 5. Any mail that isn't passlisted and doesn't conform to the
>> above guidelines is silently dumped by my filter.
>>
>> Sorry about the hassle, but I will not put up with spam or
>> trollmail or people that can't tell the difference between a
>> private mailbox and a public forum.
>>
>> If you are responding directly to a post of mine on the Usenet
>> or a Mailing List, send your response THERE!
>>
>> Allow at least an hour for your email address to be passlisted
>> here.
>>
>> Alan Connor
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> AC
>>
>>
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
>
> This system works REALLY good for Usenet traffic (which
> has fallen off by 99% ROTFLMAO :-)
>
> One of the keys is to set fetchmail to leave any mails
> with bodies that have more than 0 lines on the server.
>
> ~/.fetchmailrc:
>
>
> poll pop.earthlink.net
> tracepolls
> proto pop3
> user "foo"
> pass "foo"
> is alanjconnor here
> and wants mda "/usr/bin/formail -ds /usr/bin/procmail"
> fetchall
> limit 0

Correction: That doesn't work. I reset it to a figure large
enough to allow headers through, but no significantly-sized
body.

Procmail, however, has no problems dumping a mail with
anything in the body:

:0B
* .
/dev/null


> flush
>
>
> [Note: I don't read the posts of "Sam" or any of his
> many aliases, nor any responses to them.]
>
> Alan
>
>
> --
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/ I've never
> read these trollshit sites, but if you are really bored:
> http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor.shtml
> http://www.netcomhost.net/wordpress/victims-of-alan-connor/

Usenet destroyed by Beavis (was Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in , "Usenet Beavis" wrote:
>>
>>
>> On comp.mail.misc, in ,
>> "Usenet Beavis" wrote:

Beavis, you should really stop playing with yourself, like that. You'll go
blind.

>> This system works REALLY good for Usenet traffic (which
>> has fallen off by 99% ROTFLMAO :-)

Good news, everyone!

You hear that? You can all disconnect and shut down all those RAID hardware
that you use for the full NNTP feed. Why?

Why, according to Beavis, Usenet traffic is down 99%.

Dunno, maybe Beavis's super-duper newsreader got screwed up and won't open
alt.binaries.bigfoot-porn any more, so he thinks that it's gone.

> Correction: That doesn't work.

That shouldn't be a highlighted correction, Beavis. Any technical advice
you post is automatically presumed to be bogus, until proven otherwise.
Explicit statements to that effect are not require.d

>> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on
>> my head as a child. See
>> http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/alanconnor for more information


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Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:57:42 GMT, Alan Connor
wrote:

>1. Send a mail with a BLANK (empty) body to:
>
> alanconnor AT
>
> earthlink
>
> DOT net, with
>
> 2x3t9b4
>
> on the Subject line.

Not getting any email Alan? People not sending responses to your
challenges so you have to post a how to mail you in a public forum to
get email from people that you say are spammers and whom you try and
fake logs to show they tried to send you an email.

That is a sad existance my poor friend.


--
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Re: Usenet destroyed by Beavis (was Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:57:00 -0600, Sam wrote:

>>> On comp.mail.misc, in ,
>>> "Usenet Beavis" wrote:
>
>Beavis, you should really stop playing with yourself, like that. You'll go
>blind.

Sam, you missed the obvious here you know. Butthead here has to post
a FAQ on how to send him email.

You must first ask yourself, er, well know that he reads the log files
to see who is trying to send him email. He post here about how people
are trying to email him.

Now he post an FAQ because he isn't getting any email.

Hmmmm.....


--
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Help the katrina victims
http://www.green-ribbon.org

Re: Usenet destroyed by Beavis (was Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

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Mark Ferguson writes:

> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:57:00 -0600, Sam wrote:
>
>>>> On comp.mail.misc, in ,
>>>> "Usenet Beavis" wrote:
>>
>>Beavis, you should really stop playing with yourself, like that. You'll go
>>blind.
>
> Sam, you missed the obvious here you know. Butthead here has to post
> a FAQ on how to send him email.

Wait, you gave me an idea! I just remembered how Beavis likes to post his
procmail logs.

I just had an excellent idea how to prove whether Beavis's claims are true,
or not. Oh, gawd, this is going to be soooooo funny.

I'm just weighing whether it's worth it, to put my plan in action. It's
positively _evil_.



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Re: Usenet destroyed by Beavis (was Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

Sam wrote:
> Mark Ferguson writes:
>
>> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:57:00 -0600, Sam wrote:
>>
>>>>> On comp.mail.misc, in ,
>>>>> "Usenet Beavis" wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> Beavis, you should really stop playing with yourself, like that.
>>> You'll go blind.
>>
>>
>> Sam, you missed the obvious here you know. Butthead here has to post
>> a FAQ on how to send him email.
>
>
> Wait, you gave me an idea! I just remembered how Beavis likes to post
> his procmail logs.
>
> I just had an excellent idea how to prove whether Beavis's claims are
> true, or not. Oh, gawd, this is going to be soooooo funny.
>
> I'm just weighing whether it's worth it, to put my plan in action. It's
> positively _evil_.
>
>

Yup; but don'tcha love it when an evil plan comes together.. :}]

Re: Usenet destroyed by Beavis (was Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

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nobody writes:

> Sam wrote:
>> Mark Ferguson writes:
>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:57:00 -0600, Sam wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> On comp.mail.misc, in ,
>>>>>> "Usenet Beavis" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Beavis, you should really stop playing with yourself, like that.
>>>> You'll go blind.
>>>
>>> Sam, you missed the obvious here you know. Butthead here has to post
>>> a FAQ on how to send him email.
>>
>> Wait, you gave me an idea! I just remembered how Beavis likes to post
>> his procmail logs.
>>
>> I just had an excellent idea how to prove whether Beavis's claims are
>> true, or not. Oh, gawd, this is going to be soooooo funny.
>>
>> I'm just weighing whether it's worth it, to put my plan in action. It's
>> positively _evil_.
>>
>>
>
> Yup; but don'tcha love it when an evil plan comes together.. :}]

Indeed. But it's all a matter of timing. You need to pick the right time.

Beavis is in a pickle, right now. On one hand, he has loudly stated, many
times, that he is running a magical Usenet reader that automatically
identifies every post that makes fun of him, and hides it from his view.
If that's true, then right now he should have absolutely no idea what's
heading this way, which I'll explain in a moment.

When he begins squealing, patently clear that he could only
have figured it out by reading this thread, it should be quite a hoot.

Beavis has waved his balls many times, regarding his amazing mail filtering
skills, and how wonderful challenge-response harassment is. All of Beavis's
friends, including Bigfoot, have seen Beavis's procmail logs umpteen times.

Therefore, it's a simple matter to craft a single, innocuous message to
Beavis that would look _NO DIFFERENTLY_ then garden variety spam. I can
simply fish a sample out of my spam bucket, change a few things, with the
end goal of making a joke at Beavis's expense, and mail it to him, making
sure expressly that this message should be autodeleted or challenged,
according, by his amazing mail filter.

The message will look exactly like garden variety spam in his procmail logs.
The only way to know that I sent it would be to open it, and read it.

Therefore, if Beavis comes barging back in here, pissing and moaning about
me, that's going to be archived as a proof that Beavis is full of shit, and
his amazing spam filter isn't.

And if he doesn't, it means simply that anyone else can do the same, and
Beavis will be forced to read it, but not being able to emit a single squeak
in response, in order to maintain his charade.

So, that's the basic plan. The only thing that remains to be decided is the
precise timing. After not reading this post, Beavis is going to retreat to
his bunker, keep quiet and try to figure out what to do about this.

Let him wait. Maybe this is what I _really_ planned, maybe it isn't, and I
just want him to _think_ this is what I'm going to do, while the _real_ plan
gets set in motion.

Muahahaha.



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Re: Usenet destroyed by Beavis (was Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

In message
Sam wrote:

>So, that's the basic plan. The only thing that remains to be decided is the
>precise timing. After not reading this post, Beavis is going to retreat to
>his bunker, keep quiet and try to figure out what to do about this.

It all depends on whether or not he's taking his meds the day you try
it...

--
If stupidity persists, consult your psychiatrist.

Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in , "Alan Connor" wrote:
>> giving birth to an idiot...

> Correction: That doesn't work. I reset it to a figure large
> enough to allow headers through, but no significantly-sized
> body.
>

somewhat like the dimwit that can't understand why c/r is no good.

Re: Usenet destroyed by Beavis (was Re: New Troll/Spammer Killer)

DevilsPGD wrote:
>
> In message
> Sam wrote:
>
> >So, that's the basic plan. The only thing that remains to be decided is the
> >precise timing. After not reading this post, Beavis is going to retreat to
> >his bunker, keep quiet and try to figure out what to do about this.
>
> It all depends on whether or not he's taking his meds the day you try
> it...

There is another theory that this has already happened.

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Cadbury Moose writes:

> DevilsPGD wrote:
>>
>> In message
>> Sam wrote:
>>
>> >So, that's the basic plan. The only thing that remains to be decided is the
>> >precise timing. After not reading this post, Beavis is going to retreat to
>> >his bunker, keep quiet and try to figure out what to do about this.
>>
>> It all depends on whether or not he's taking his meds the day you try
>> it...
>
> There is another theory that this has already happened.

Don't panic.



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