There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
Regards,
Tristan
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(7_\\ http://www.nothingisreal.com/ >< To finish what you
Reality folded in on itself, and somewhere the following words from
"Tristan Miller" appeared in history:
> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
> out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
Nah, nothing tarably unusual...
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Tristan Miller wrote:
> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure out
> what it is before Alan Connor responds.
That's an easy one. :)
But there's no thwarting. There's just killfiling. Really.
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You can't thwart anything, Troll. All you can do is sit on
fat butt and fart on the Internet.
For someone other than me to read.
And yes. He is a troll. Check out his recent thread on
news.software.readers, where he uses at least three
different newsservers in the same thread.
Like all trolls, he is truly stupid, imagining that everyone
is impressed by changing newsservers, which any slow child
with their mommy's computer and credit card can do.
If you ever want to do anything but sit on that bloated behind
of yours and post what rightfully belongs in the toilet for the
benefit of anyone but me, feel free to email me.
I'll send you directions to my place.
But please excuse me if I don't hold my breath.
I don't think you could find your balls with a microscope.
I think you are just a big, fat MOUTH and that I have
you 99% gagged, which is good enough.
And there is nothing you can do about it.
Except whine to your mommy. _If_ you can even waddle to
the living room.
For the non-brain-dead readers: If you don't like my style,
just killfile me and I'll be gone.
Unlike the snot-nosed trolls like this fellow, I respect
people's killfiles and only post under this alias.
If he wasn't a snivelling troll suffering from the delusion that
he can bully someone who doesn't even read his krapp, he'd do
that himself.
DUH
Alan
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Usenet Beavis writes:
> [ drivelectomy ]
Shaddup, Beavis. Nobody gave you permission to speak.
Here's a recap of Beavis's accomplishments, for the benefit of=20
news.software.readers:
Beavis's best friend is Bigfoot (http://tinyurl.com/23r3f). In his teens=
,=20
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(http://tinyurl.com/2gjcy). After that traumatic experience, he went and=20
joined a UFO cult (http://tinyurl.com/2hhdx), where he practiced dental=20
surgery without a license (http://tinyurl.com/3h6a5).
Beavis is a hacker extraordinaire, who can "hack your "C:\ drive"=20
(http://tinyurl.com/ys6z4), and an expert in system security=20
(http://tinyurl.com/5qqb6), as well as the Internet search engine technol=
ogy=20
(http://tinyurl.com/9pjnt). In fact, the MSBlast virus was specifically=20
written to target him (http://tinyurl.com/ifrt).
Beavis, this is your life!
And, to conclude this memorable episode, heeeeeeeere's Beavis! With=20
apologies to Billy Joelâ=A6
The Beavis Troll
It's nine o'clock on a Friday night,
and Beavis has nothing to do,
So here he comes, logging in,
He's gonna start flinging his poo.
He says -- Challenge-Response is the greatest thing
Since inventing machine to slice bread.
So what if it doesn't really work at all?
Everyone knows: I'm brain dead.
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Post some more crap, you're the Beavis troll,
Post some more crap while you drool,
Everyone knows that you won't read this post,
Your FAQ says why - you're a fool.
Now Beavis is screaming his fool head's off,
Because noone believes what he says.
Even Bigfoot knows that he's full of it,
He's mostly just flatulent gas.
We say: Beavis has nothing, no sense at all,
But his kookfarts are funny as hell.
They always manage to make us laugh,
And how did he get such a smell?
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Post some more crap, you're the Beavis troll,
Post some more crap while you drool,
Everyone knows that you won't read this post,
Your FAQ says why - you're a fool.
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Reality folded in on itself, and somewhere the following words from
"Sam" appeared in history:
> Here's a recap of Beavis's accomplishments, for the benefit of
> news.software.readers:
I prefer to keep it simpler: http://tinyurl.com/gd3yr
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* Tristan Miller
> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
> out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
>
You're trying too hard. I know from experience that AC doesn't read
the headers the way that he claims. In fact, the only reason I
noticed was because I opened up this article with full-headers
toggled.
On the other hand, AC faithfully comes when he is called. He's
certainly well trained, for a troll. Now if we could only get him
housebroken.
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On comp.mail.misc, in
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"Sam"? Beavis is a cartoon character. He isn't going
to read your articles because he doesn't exist.
Go talk to your mommy about it. Really.
She'll explain the difference between TV and reality to you.
(or she'll _try_)
I guess "Sam" got tired of launching failed attacks against real
people that don't even read his articles, and went off the deep
end.
If Beavis doesn't answer, "Sam", maybe you could try Spiderman.
[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
Alan
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On news.software.readers, in
http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
[this troll removed the crosspost to comp.mail.misc -- I
reinstated it -- he also posted there on this thread -- for
reasons that I am sure would only make sense to a retard who has,
perforce, become accustomed to talking to his own sockpuppets]
http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
Steven Schneider
Results 1 - 22 of 22 posts in the last year
13 alt.test
1 lucky.openbsd.misc
5 news.software.readers
3 rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc
Another effing kindergarden sockpuppet.
The thing about changing names is that they don't change
their minds at the same time.
A turd by any other name still stinks.
When are these dimwit trolls going to realize that the tricks
that work on their fellow dimwit trolls won't work on people that
are computer literate and can concentrate on something for
more than 3 minutes?
The poor feeb was probably trying to figure out why his
fish died, on that aquarium group.
No, Junior, you can't just throw slices of stale pizza in
the aquarium to feed them. Trust me here.
Alan
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Tristan Miller
news:Alan.Connor.is.a.kook@nothingisreal.com:
> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
> out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
>
>
Way too much work just to mess with someone.
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Usenet Beavis writes:
> On comp.mail.misc, in
>
>
>
> "Sam"?
Beavis?
> Beavis is a cartoon character.
Yes, you are.
> He isn't going
> to read your articles because he doesn't exist.
Oh, you're just a phantom of our collective imagination. Phew, we're so
relieved.
> I guess "Sam" got tired of launching failed attacks against real
> people that don't even read his articles, and went off the deep
> end.
Beavis, would you mind explaining this latest paranoid ranting of yours?
Your FAQ could use some additions.
> If Beavis doesn't answer, "Sam", maybe you could try Spiderman.
Spiderman's busy. You're all we've got. Don't be too modest, Beavis,
you're doing just fine.
> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis
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* Alan Connor
> On news.software.readers, in
>
>
>
Heyas, kook!
> [this troll removed the crosspost to comp.mail.misc -- I
> reinstated it -- he also posted there on this thread -- for
> reasons that I am sure would only make sense to a retard who has,
> perforce, become accustomed to talking to his own sockpuppets]
>
Aw, you missed me over the weekend? Are you going to sing me a
love song too? And you want everybody to know how much you love
me? Isn't that sweet.
>
> The poor feeb was probably trying to figure out why his
> fish died, on that aquarium group.
>
> No, Junior, you can't just throw slices of stale pizza in
> the aquarium to feed them. Trust me here.
>
Figured that out from experience, did you?
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Tristan Miller
> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
> out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
Troll bait - and he responded. What exactly did you expect?
Most people simply killfile him. I suggest you do the same.
--
Neil.
What part of "Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
dont you understand?
Greetings.
In article <87k69kcsjf.fsf@phun.phasmic.org>, Neil Woods wrote:
> Tristan Miller
>
>> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
>> out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
>
> Troll bait - and he responded. What exactly did you expect?
Well, I was seeing if I could provoke him into addressing the actual
content of a message rather than just getting another paranoid rant and a
claim that he read only the message headers.
> Most people simply killfile him. I suggest you do the same.
He's not done amusing me yet. Some net.kooks can be fascinating, in a
weird sort of way -- witness the cult that's been built up around Gene Ray
of Time Cube fame, for example. I can see though that Alan Connor, like
most such individuals, is a one-trick pony, and I'll probably end up
killfiling him soon.
Regards,
Tristan
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Greetings.
In article
> On comp.mail.misc, in
> Miller" wrote:
>
>
> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
[â¦]
> And yes. He is a troll. Check out his recent thread on
> news.software.readers, where he uses at least three
> different newsservers in the same thread.
Two, actually. Learn to count.
> For the non-brain-dead readers: If you don't like my style,
> just killfile me and I'll be gone.
Would that you take your own advice and employ a killfile rather than
responding to every article you claim is from a "snot-nosed troll".
Regards,
Tristan
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On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 15:04:07 +0100,
Tristan Miller
<1405927.bTlsCHGBWs@polecat.worldsocialism.org> wrote:
>+ He's not done amusing me yet. Some net.kooks can be fascinating, in a
>+ weird sort of way -- witness the cult that's been built up around Gene Ray
>+ of Time Cube fame, for example. I can see though that Alan Connor, like
>+ most such individuals, is a one-trick pony, and I'll probably end up
>+ killfiling him soon.
Only if you define "amusing" as "repeatedly beating myself over the
head with a 2x4 and the relief I'll feel when I stop".
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good, either.
I am BOFH. Resistance is futile. Your network will be assimilated.
On news.software.readers, in <1339407.YLCqH91vul@polecat.worldsocialism.org>, "Tristan Miller" wrote:
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Looks like it is _you_ that has been thwarted.
Or do you imagine that a bunch of digital diarrhea posted by a
gaggle of gibbering trolls will somehow thwart me?
Hardly. Something on the order of 20,000 such articles have been
posted to and about me on the Usenet in the last few years and
they haven't accomplished anything but making their authors look
like the losers they are.
I have probably read about a dozen of them.
One dimwit troll/spammer even put up a website:
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/
(that url can always be found in my headers)
I've never even looked at it. I don't read trolldung if
I can help it (and I usually can).
Nor does anyone who can do anything but fart on the Internet.
Trolls don't have any credibility. Not even with each other.
They just run their mouths.
The whole "kook" thing is a troll-phenomenon. No one but
trolls care who trolls think are "kooks".
They don't have any credibility.
I've been listed by the snivelling punk who runs killfile.org
and never bothered to read whatever he published either.
You should just run along and watch some porn. Maybe you'll get
lucky this time and will be able to find your dick.
Meanwhile, I'll post whatever I want and you'll live with it.
And I won't read your verbal vomit and you'll live with that
too.
You _could_, of course, killfile me.
If you weren't a snivelling troll, that's what you would
do.
But you think that you are going to bully me.
ROTFL
[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
Alan
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Usenet Beavis writes:
> Or do you imagine that a bunch of digital diarrhea posted by a
> gaggle of gibbering trolls will somehow thwart me?
No way, Beavis. No amount of digital diarrhea could possibly overwhelm you.
> Hardly. Something on the order of 20,000 such articles have been
> posted to and about me on the Usenet in the last few years and
When you're right, you're right.
http://groups.google.com/groups?as_q=usenet+beavis
> One dimwit troll/spammer even put up a website:
>
> http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/
Wrong URL, Beavis. The right one is http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib/
You were such a cute baby. What happened?
> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis
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On 2006-04-20, Kurt
> Tristan Miller
> news:Alan.Connor.is.a.kook@nothingisreal.com:
>
>> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
>> out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
>>
>>
>
> Way too much work just to mess with someone.
Way to much work just to tell someone that....
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On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:31:45 +0100, Tristan Miller wrote:
> There is something unusual about this article. See if you can figure
> out what it is before Alan Connor responds.
Please leave the Beavis-Damage-Limitation to Sam. Ignoring Beavis via
killfile is certainly a good idea, but I do think that some kind of
warning for newcomers is probably a good idea too. One warning though.
Most will get the deal very quickly, and will not engage in threads that
just give Beavis more attention, as you and I have done.
ND.