spamming challenge!

Re: spamming challenge!

am 24.04.2006 23:21:51 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <1145899626.388114.32060@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "waffer1@yahoo.com" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

If anyone wants spam and trolldung painlessly removed from
their lives, read this short introduction to Challenge-Response
systems:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/elrav1/cr.html

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 25.04.2006 00:38:47 von Sam

>
> If anyone wants spam and trolldung painlessly removed from
> their lives, read this short introduction to Challenge-Response
> systems:
>
> http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib/

Thanks for the link, Beavis. Very informative.

> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 28.04.2006 11:00:32 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <1145899626.388114.32060@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "waffer1@yahoo.com" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> If anyone wants spam and trolldung painlessly removed from
> their lives, read this short introduction to Challenge-Response
> systems:
>
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/elrav1/cr.html
>
> [Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
> sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
> haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
> still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
> .]
>
> Alan
>

Is there any reason to use i3x9mdw@j9n35c.invalid instead of your
earthlink address ?
I would have thought your system of pass list-block list- C/R
would have made it safe to use a real email address and rendered
the use of a fake address totally unnecessary.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 28.04.2006 12:54:55 von Sam

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Tim writes:

> Is there any reason to use i3x9mdw@j9n35c.invalid instead of your
> earthlink address ?
> I would have thought your system of pass list-block list- C/R
> would have made it safe to use a real email address and rendered
> the use of a fake address totally unnecessary.

Don't expect a meaningful answer from Beavis. This is a FAQ item, and he
quickly clams up every time someone points this out.

His usual response will be to accuse you of being me, post some headers from
your message, and loudly announce that he did not read your post.

Beavis is so predictable.

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 28.04.2006 21:56:12 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4be3tjF115vieU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

People who hide their posting histories by using common
names for an alias (so that their posts are lost amongst
all the other posts by others using the same name) are
not allowed to send articles to my newsreader via the
Usenet.

That goes for any responses to your posts unto the Nth
generation, regardless of which alias you are hiding
behind at the moment.

Run along, Junior. Get back to me when your testicles have
descended into your scrotum.

'Til then, shut the phukk up when you are in my newsreader.

Done.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 29.04.2006 00:03:39 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4be3tjF115vieU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> People who hide their posting histories by using common
> names for an alias (so that their posts are lost amongst
> all the other posts by others using the same name) are
> not allowed to send articles to my newsreader via the
> Usenet.

Hey mr No- Brains i don't give a fuck what you think.
I asked a sensible question which any civilised,intelligent person
would have answered without resorting to acting like an inbred jerk
from a rat infested trailer park.
Seeing as how my first name Tim is decidely less common than Alan
and my surname exceedingly less common than Connor(if i ever chose to
use both)you can shove your spoilt brat hypocrisy down your throat
and choke to death on your own puerile flavoured vomit.

When you evolve beyond your amoeba brained level of abject idiocy
to that of a semi semi intelligent human being then i might pay heed to
your megalomaniacal demands for a nano second or more.

>
> That goes for any responses to your posts unto the Nth
> generation, regardless of which alias you are hiding
> behind at the moment.
>
> Run along, Junior. Get back to me when your testicles have
> descended into your scrotum.

I am way past the junior stage little boy.How about you get back to
your favourite past time of munching on bigfoot shite with the rest of
your inbred and thick as they come relatives.

>
> 'Til then, shut the phukk up when you are in my newsreader.

An amoeba brained nappy wearing sideshow kook like you
doesn't tell me what to do.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 29.04.2006 01:36:51 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4bfhpvF11b6d7U1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Typical troll: No reading comprehension skills to speak
of.

Or is he just an ignorant newbie?

If so, I have this advice for him:

Go to http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search and plug in
aliases in the Author box until you find one that returns zero
hits. Use it exclusively and do not use the "X-No-Archive: yes"
header.

(do not include the email address in your alias...these change
for good reasons from time-to-time)

Or find yourself confined to the Uselessnet where idiot trolls
sling abuse at each other all day long, falling for their own
amateurish tricks and therfore failing to note that they are
mistaking other trolls for sane and responsible Usenet denizens,
none of whom even read their verbal vomit.

Act like a troll, get treated like one.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 29.04.2006 02:43:36 von Sam

>=20
> Typical troll: No reading comprehension skills to speak
> of.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

> Or is he just an ignorant newbie?

No, Beavis, you're not a newbie. Just an average, garden-variety, kookba=
g.

> If so, I have this advice for him:
>=20
> Go to http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/

Good advice, Beavis.

> Or find yourself confined to the Uselessnet where idiot trolls
> sling abuse at each other all day long, falling for their own
> amateurish tricks and therfore failing to note that they are
> mistaking other trolls for sane and responsible Usenet denizens,
> none of whom even read their verbal vomit.

That's not true, Beavis. Many people enjoy reading your verbal vomit. I=
t's=20
the highlight of our days. Especially when you had a long, hard day at t=
he=20
office, when you come home as if carrying the weight of the whole world o=
n=20
your shoulder, for some reason or other.

It's in difficult times like these, that your drivel is of the most benef=
it.=20
No matter how crappy your job is, no matter how much of a hell you have t=
o=20
go through, every day, you just can't help but say to yourself:

â=9CIt could be worse. I could be a Beavis.â=9D

Truer words have never been spoken.

> Act like a troll, get treated like one.

Right, Beavis.

> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on =
my=20
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for=20
> more information]=20
>
> Beavis

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 29.04.2006 09:08:56 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4bfhpvF11b6d7U1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> Typical troll: No reading comprehension skills to speak
> of.

My reading comprehension skills far exceed yours you inbred moron
I will not be told what to do by pathetic subhuman creeps like you.
I asked a civil question.You gave a reply that a faecal infested
no-brained rat crawling out of the sewer would have been ashamed to
give.
You do not own usenet.You have no jurisdiction over me.You're just
another clueless idiot with delusions of adequacy.Now do the world a
favour and go f**k a monkey with the ebola virus.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 29.04.2006 10:24:05 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4bghobF11c58jU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Slow learner, aren't you?

Behave like a troll and I'll never read one of your articles,
nor any responses to them unto the Nth generation, no matter
what alias/newsserver you are hiding behind.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 29.04.2006 14:25:17 von Sam

>
> Slow learner, aren't you?

Beavis, stop talking to yourself.

> Behave like a troll and I'll never read one of your articles,

Beavis, I have some bad news to break to you: you are NOT the Lord High
Posterchild Of The Known Universe.

> nor any responses to them unto the Nth generation, no matter
> what alias/newsserver you are hiding behind.

Beavis, can you please answer FAQ entry #7, below? Thanks!

> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis

FAQ: Canonical list of questions Beavis refuses to answer (V1.50)

This is a canonical list of questions that Beavis never answers. This FAQ is
posted on a semi-regular schedule, as circumstances warrant.

For more information on Beavis, see:

http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/

Although Beavis has been posting for a long time, he always remains silent
on the subjects enumerated below. His response, if any, usually consists of
replying to the parent post with a loud proclamation that his Usenet-reading
software runs a magical filter that automatically identifies anyone who's
making fun of him, and hides those offensive posts. For more information
see question #9 below.

============================================================ ================

1) If your Challenge-Response spam filter works so well, why are you munging
your address, when posting to Usenet?

2) If spammers avoid forging real E-mail addresses on spam, then where do
all these bounces everyone reports getting (for spam with their return
address was forged onto) come from?

3) If your Challenge-Response filter is so great, why do you still munge
when posting to Usenet?

4) Do you still believe that rsh is the best solution for remote access?
(http://tinyurl.com/5qqb6)

5) What is your evidence that everyone who disagrees with you, and thinks
that you're a moron, is a spammer?

6) How many different individuals do you believe really post to
comp.mail.misc? What is the evidence for your paranoid belief that everyone,
except you, who posts here is some unknown arch-nemesis of yours?

7) How many times, or how often, do you believe is necessary to announce
that you do not read someone's posts? What is your reason for making these
regularly-scheduled proclamations? Who do you believe is so interested in
keeping track of your Usenet-reading habits?

8) When was the last time you saw Bigfoot (http://tinyurl.com/23r3f)?

9) If your C-R system employs a spam filter so that it won't challenge spam,
then why does any of the mail that passes the filter, and is thusly presumed
not to be spam, need to be challenged?

10) You claim that the software you use to read Usenet magically identifies
any post that makes fun of you. In http://tinyurl.com/3swes you explain
that "What I get in my newsreader is a mock post with fake headers and no
body, except for the first parts of the Subject and From headers."

Since your headers indicate that you use slrn and, as far as anyone knows,
the stock slrn doesn't work that way, is this interesting patch to slrn
available for download anywhere?

11) You regularly post alleged logs of your procmail recipe autodeleting a
bunch of irrelevant mail that you've received. Why, and who exactly do you
believe is interested in your mail logs?

12) How exactly do you "enforce" an "order" to stay out of your mailbox,
supposedly (http://tinyurl.com/cs8jt)? Since you issue this "order" about
every week, or so, apparently nobody wants to follow it. What are you going
to do about it?

13) What's with your fascination with shit? (also http://tinyurl.com/cs8jt)?

14) You complain about some arch-nemesis of yours always posting forged
messages in your name. Can you come up with even a single URL, as an example
of what you're talking about?

15) You always complain about some mythical spammers that pretend to be
spamfighters (http://tinyurl.com/br4td). Who exactly are those people, and
can you post a copy of a spam that you supposedly received from them, that
proves that they're really spammers, and not spamfighters?

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 30.04.2006 02:01:24 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4bghobF11c58jU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> Slow learner, aren't you?

Talking to yourself again ?You really are by far the dumbest person i
have ever come across on usenet.The epitome of an intellect free zone.
How about you do the world a favour and instead of polluting usenet with
your infantile trolling,play headbutt an oncoming lorry.
How did you get to be such a kook? Did your father rape his sister and
you're the horrific by product?
Or did your parents drop you on your head from a great height at a young
age because they realised what a truly repulsive excuse for a human
being you are?
Come on tell us Mr Dumber than dumb? What made you become usenet's
premier kook and wannabe N0 1 troll(you don't have the style or wit).

Re: spamming challenge!

am 30.04.2006 03:17:01 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4bid2oF11le2fU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Once again for this dimwit:

I don't allow trolls to send articles to my newsreader via the
Usenet.

No. There is nothing you can do about this situation except
whine to your mommy.

And post digital diarrhea for other trolls to read.

Are you "Sam"? You seem to be as stupid as he is.

That poor sap has posted 10,000 articles under a hundred aliases
to me that I have never read. (nor any responses to them)

The fact that nothing he has posted has ever had any effect
on me at all doesn't seem to register in his dim little mind.

Feel free to post infantile insults on the Subject line. Just
be sure to get it all into the first 16 characters, which is
all I will see before I dump it.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 30.04.2006 12:03:59 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4bid2oF11le2fU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> Once again for this dimwit:
>
> I don't allow trolls to send articles to my newsreader via the
> Usenet.
>
> No. There is nothing you can do about this situation except
> whine to your mommy.

i AM NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN A TROLL .ONLY A COMPLETE MORON WOULD
THINK I AM.YOUR RECORD AS A TROLL HOWEVER IS WELL KNOWN.
YOU ARE ONE SICK DEMENTED BASTARD.

>
> And post digital diarrhea for other trolls to read.
>
> Are you "Sam"? You seem to be as stupid as he is.

The day you come anywhere near my intelligence and 99% of the usenet
using population will be the day we are all dead and gone. Your
fatuous claim that you do not allow articles to your newsreader is risible.
You are such an egotistical narcissistic dolt that you can resist
reading articles from other people as much as you can resist being
f***ed by bigfoot(which is not at all).

Isn't it time you stopped being such a gutless pathetic whinging coward
and anwered some of Sam's questions.
Hiding behind a moronically pathetic 'I own Usenet' 'Everyone in the
universe is Sam' 'I use an alias comprising two very common names but
i'm coming to bleat on like an idiot about other people's aliases'
just doesn't make the grade.

Break the habit of a lifetime.Say something vaguely intelligent for once.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 30.04.2006 15:36:07 von Sam

>
> Once again for this dimwit:
>
> I don't allow trolls to send articles to my newsreader via the
> Usenet.

Once again for the Usenet Beavis:

Nobody believes you.

Really.

It's so obvious that you're a Beavis, that nobody believes a single word
coming from you. If you announced that the sky is blue, everyone would look
out the window, to make sure.

> No. There is nothing you can do about this situation except
> whine to your mommy.

Why? Beavis, you must've stayed up all night thinking up a response, and
this is the best you could think of.

Poor, poor Beavis. It must really bother you that the whole of Usenet is
laughing at you.

> And post digital diarrhea for other trolls to read.

I can assure you, Beavis, that nobody wishes to compete with you in this
area.

> Are you "Sam"? You seem to be as stupid as he is.

No, he's Tim, I'm Sam, and you're the Beavis.

> That poor sap has posted 10,000 articles under a hundred aliases
> to me that I have never read. (nor any responses to them)

Of course you don't, Beavis. You never fail to reply to every one of those
articles, stomp your foot, and yell -- to anyone who'd listen -- that you
didn't read it.

> The fact that nothing he has posted has ever had any effect
> on me at all doesn't seem to register in his dim little mind.

The effect is really obvious, Beavis. Your communication skills approximate
the ones of a head of corn. You cannot respond appropriately, so you
pretend that you never read anything that requires a single spark of neural
activity to process.

> Feel free to post infantile insults on the Subject line. Just
> be sure to get it all into the first 16 characters, which is
> all I will see before I dump it.

That must be as much as you can read, before your brain gets tired.

> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 30.04.2006 21:26:39 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4bjgcjF10e546U1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Let's see....Are you threatening me with physical harm or
something?

Probably.

But you and I and everyone else knows that you can't do anything
but sit on your fat butt and fart on the Usenet for someone other
than me to read.

However, should you ever find your balls amongst the rolls and
folds of pasty, zit-covered flab, feel free to email me.

I'll be happy to send you directions to my place.

Maybe your Mommy will give you travelling money.

Meanwhile, you wear a gag when you are in my newsreader.

And therefore get to eat your own schitt.

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 01.05.2006 02:00:56 von Sam

>
> Let's see....Are you threatening me with physical harm or
> something?

No, he's just accusing you of being a Beavis.

> Probably.

Definitely.

> But you and I and everyone else knows that you can't do anything
> but sit on your fat butt and fart on the Usenet

I agree. You know how to do that.

> However, should you ever find your balls amongst the rolls and
> folds of pasty, zit-covered flab, feel free to email me.
>
> I'll be happy to send you directions to my place.

Hi, Beavis! I'm Cc-ing this to you. Send me your coordinates, please.

> Maybe your Mommy will give you travelling money.

Maybe for once, Beavis, you're going to stop flapping your gums and actually
do something more than whistling hot air out of your ass.

> Meanwhile, you wear a gag when you are in my newsreader.
>
> And therefore get to eat your own schitt.

Beavis FAQ #13.

P.S. You forgot to append your signature, Beavis, the one that discloses
that you were dropped on your head, as a child.

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 01.05.2006 02:49:52 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4bjgcjF10e546U1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> Let's see....Are you threatening me with physical harm or
> something?
>
> Probably.
>
> But you and I and everyone else knows that you can't do anything
> but sit on your fat butt and fart on the Usenet for someone other
> than me to read.
>
> However, should you ever find your balls amongst the rolls and
> folds of pasty, zit-covered flab, feel free to email me.
>
> I'll be happy to send you directions to my place.
>
> Maybe your Mommy will give you travelling money.
>
> Meanwhile, you wear a gag when you are in my newsreader.
>
> And therefore get to eat your own schitt.
>
> Alan
>

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 01.05.2006 03:16:05 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4bjgcjF10e546U1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> Let's see....Are you threatening me with physical harm or
> something?
>
> Probably.
I'm not threatening you with anything .I'm merely standing up to a
gutless bully and thug.A total low life piece of vile humanity that
makes your average homicidal sociopath look respectable.

>
> But you and I and everyone else knows that you can't do anything
> but sit on your fat butt and fart on the Usenet for someone other
> than me to read.

So you haven't read my post but you're still able to pass comment on
it? That brands you beyond any doubt as a total bullshitting brain dead
lying troll or a delusionally insane braindead troll.

> However, should you ever find your balls amongst the rolls and
> folds of pasty, zit-covered flab, feel free to email me.

Little man get back to letting bigfoot and your Daddy f**k the hell
out of you.Kooks like you like that kind of thing.

>
> I'll be happy to send you directions to my place.

Why would i want to visit a brain dead kook like you?

>
> Maybe your Mommy will give you travelling money.

Is that the best you can do-how pathetic?

>
> Meanwhile, you wear a gag when you are in my newsreader.
>
> And therefore get to eat your own schitt.

When did the obsession with shit eating start? Did your Daddy or
bigfoot get you into it? Maybe it was your mummy? Or was it your grand
parents?

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 01.05.2006 04:10:47 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4bl5qqF114n4jU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Didn't work. Feel free to try again. And again. And again.
And again...

Of course, you don't mind a bit making an idiot out of yourself
here, because you'll just scuttle off with your tail between
your legs and post under another alias.

I don't allow dickless punks like you to send articles to
my computer via the Usenet.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

No. I don't care who you are or where you live. I've already
_seen_ a fat creep sitting in front of a computer.

Once was enough.

And you are no threat at all.

Alan

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 01.05.2006 05:27:56 von Tim

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4bl5qqF114n4jU1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:
>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> Didn't work. Feel free to try again. And again. And again.
> And again...

Alan 'coprophiliac' Connor while munching on his mummy and daddy's
shit wrote his usual minus IQ cretinous drivel.

Alan the coprophiliac will insist he has not read my post .
If Alan has not read my posts then Alan has no grounds by which to
pass judgement.Doing so proves his terminal stupidity.

If Alan has read my posts then he's intelligence free
conclusions also reveal his terminal stupidity.

All this because a reasonable question was asked by me that deserved
a reasonable and sensible reply.
Instead Alan 'coprophiliac' Connor blusters and fuffs and farts
rather than offer up an answer or be enough of a man he's a clueless
know nothing.

Re: spamming challenge!

am 01.05.2006 06:37:00 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4bldi1F11bqi5U1@individual.net>, "Tim" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Look at that: He can fart through a different newsserver. Wow!
My 3rd Grade nephew can do that too.

That leaves Pre-School through 2nd Graders whom you have
impressed.

Maybe.

I'm pretty sure that someone taught a chimpanzee to fill out
a web form.

And do youall know what? This clueless teeny-bopper thinks
he's a Mighty Hacker. Guaranteed.

ROTFLMAO

Or is it someone else? Who cares? No trolls are allowed to send
articles to my newsreader via the Usenet (and that includes
indirectly through the responses of others: If you respond to
trolldung I won't read your article).

None of them could possibly post anything of value to me.
Or anything that could harm me.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

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Re: spamming challenge!

am 01.05.2006 13:02:00 von Sam

>
> Look at that: He can fart through a different newsserver. Wow!

Stupid Beavis: he's been using the same news server every time.

> My 3rd Grade nephew can do that too.

Is he also friends with Bigfoot?

> That leaves Pre-School through 2nd Graders whom you have
> impressed.
>
> Maybe.

Well, he's doing better than you, at least.

> I'm pretty sure that someone taught a chimpanzee to fill out
> a web form.

So that's why you're so good at it, Beavis.

> And do youall know what? This clueless teeny-bopper thinks
> he's a Mighty Hacker. Guaranteed.
>
> ROTFLMAO

Yes, Beavis, tell him off! Explain to him the proper way to remotely log
in over the Internet.

> Or is it someone else? Who cares? No trolls are allowed to send
> articles to my newsreader via the Usenet (and that includes

And no Beavis is allowed to fart in a crowded elevator.

SO STOP DOING THAT, Beavis.

> indirectly through the responses of others: If you respond to
> trolldung I won't read your article).
>
> None of them could possibly post anything of value to me.
> Or anything that could harm me.

Except a deodorant.

> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis

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