Bigfoot update

am 02.05.2006 00:38:04 von Sam

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http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2006/04/18/bigfoot06 0418.html

> For thousands of years, sightings of large, two-legged ape-like creatures
> have been reported in the Yukon and other parts of Western Canada, the
> U.S. Pacific Northwest and as far away as China.

Sounds like our Beavis.

> But if they exist, the animals have proved extremely elusive. No
> undisputed evidence has ever been found of a sasquatch, an aboriginal word
> meaning "hairy men."

That's our Beavis, all right!

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OT Re: Bigfoot update

am 02.05.2006 01:21:03 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Sam" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Followup to alt.usenet.kooks ignored -- only dimwit and dickless
trolls care anything about that stupid group, which explains why
"Sam" is so attracted to it. One of these days he's going to come
to the realization that no one but dimwit and dickless trolls
give a tinker's damn what dimwit and dickless trolls think.

The real 'kooks' (meaning 'mentally deranged') are the ignorant,
motormouthed punks like "Sam" who spend their lives posting
abuse to anyone with the courage to say what they really think.

None of whom, of course, give a schitt what snivelling punk
losers like "Sam" think.

Like me, they don't even bother reading "Sam's" (or any other
dickless, dimwitted troll's articles.

--------------

Yet _another_ 'update'?

So I guess that Bigfoot is still sneaking into the city at night
and tapping on your window and giving you updates.

How else could you know anything about Bigfoot?

You don't do anything but sit on your fat ass and
pollute the Internet for other trolls to read.

Does your mother see the Bigfoot too?

Why don't you tell us what language you use when you
communicate with Bigfoot?

Of all the thousands of people that report having encounters
with them, not one of them has ever heard them speak English
or any other identifiable human language.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

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Beavis, the schittophile (was Re: OT Re: Bigfoot update)

am 02.05.2006 01:34:26 von Sam

>
> Followup to alt.usenet.kooks ignored

What are you afraid of, Beavis?

> -- only dimwit and dickless
> trolls care anything about that stupid group,

Which is why you belong there.

> "Sam" is so attracted to it. One of these days he's going to come
> to the realization that no one but dimwit and dickless trolls
> give a tinker's damn what dimwit and dickless trolls think.

Well, that obviously makes you a dimwit and a dickless troll, since you care
enough to post another kookfart.

> The real 'kooks' (meaning 'mentally deranged') are the ignorant,
> motormouthed punks like "Sam" who spend their lives posting
> abuse to anyone with the courage to say what they really think.

Speaking of motormouths, Beavis, tell us again how wonderful
Challenge-Response is.

>
> None of whom, of course, give a schitt what snivelling punk
> losers like "Sam" think.

Beavis, why are you so fascinated with schitt?

http://tinyurl.com/qv296

> Like me, they don't even bother reading "Sam's" (or any other
> dickless, dimwitted troll's articles.

It's amazing, Beavis, how you never read my posts, yet are somehow able to
figure out exactly what they say.

Sherlock Holmes has nothing on you.

> --------------
>
> Yet _another_ 'update'?

Yes, and what's wrong with staying abreast of the latest breaking news?

> So I guess that Bigfoot is still sneaking into the city at night
> and tapping on your window and giving you updates.

Right. And he tells me that he misses you, and all the romantic walks in
the moonlight that you two loverbirds shared together.

> How else could you know anything about Bigfoot?

I know everything.

> You don't do anything but sit on your fat ass and
> pollute the Internet for other trolls to read.

Pucker up, Beavis. You're about to kiss my big fat ass.

And, you'll love it.

> Does your mother see the Bigfoot too?

Do you even have a mother, Beavis?

> Why don't you tell us what language you use when you
> communicate with Bigfoot?

Beavisese.

> Of all the thousands of people that report having encounters
> with them, not one of them has ever heard them speak English
> or any other identifiable human language.

Right -- and that's another thing you two have in common.

> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis

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OT Re: Beavis, the schittophile (was Re: OT Re: Bigfoot update)

am 02.05.2006 02:31:56 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Sam" wrote:

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Now "Sam" is talking to cartoon characters again.

Doesn't surprise _me_.

After all, no one else but his own sockpuppets will even read his
digital diarrhea, and even they don't trust him.

[Note: I don't read the articles of "Sam" or his numerous
sockpuppets or his 'friends', nor any responses to them, and
haven't for years. He follows me all over the Usenet, and I
still don't read his articles. This _really_ pisses him off.
.]

Alan

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Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: Beavis, the schittophile (was Re: OT Re: Bigfoot update)

am 02.05.2006 12:51:43 von Sam

>
> Now "Sam" is talking to cartoon characters again.

As Yogi Berra would say: you're not a cartoon character, Beavis, you just
play one on TV.

> Doesn't surprise _me_.

And who exactly axed you?

>
> After all, no one else but his own sockpuppets will even read his
> digital diarrhea, and even they don't trust him.

Beavis FAQ #6.

> [Note: it's not my fault that I'm a complete dumbass. I was dropped on my
> head as a child. See http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/ for
> more information]
>
> Beavis

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