Bigfoot update

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No, not this time.

No Bigfoot update, this time.

Why, you might axe?

Well, you see, Beavis has been conditioned to expect Bigfoot updates in=20
every post with the above subject, triggering a Pavlovian-like reply, wit=
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typical attestation that he did not read this post, and here are the head=
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to prove it (I guess that makes some kind of a logical sense in=20
Beavisopolis) with some lame attempt ITWYABWAI comeback, a'la Bigfoot.

If nobody replies to this message, than Beavis will be in a pickle.

1) If he posts a typical Beavis post-Bigfoot-update kookfart, than everyo=
ne=20
will pile on him, laughing until their livers give out.

2) If he stays silent, or if he vomits forth some other kind of a kookfar=
t,=20
then it's rather obvious that his claims of automagically not reading any=20
messages that make fun of him are, obviously, utterly bogus.

The size of this message is a typical Bigfoot update message; the follow-=
ups=20
are set to alt.usenet.kooks, as usual, so there's no way to tell that it'=
s=20
really not, without opening it. Either he posts his typical=20
post-Bigfoot-update kookfart, or he doesn't. It's a binary choice. Ther=
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is no third option. No matter what he does, either way, he's soooooooooo=
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*** BUSTED ***

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"Sam" and the Big Hairy Babe was Re: Bigfoot update

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Sam" wrote: