Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2006

[Crossposted without changes to two groups where at least one of the
candidates is well-known. Follow-ups set.]

On Thu, 1 Jun 2006 03:39:24 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
Wrangler wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
> discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 7th to cast your votes.
>
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
>
>
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>
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Terry Ortman
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
> Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
> Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B Chung
> Honest John
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> John Lucas
> Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
> Soc.Men
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Honest John
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Joseph Bartlo
> Russell B Waters
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
> Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
> Uni
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dirk Bruere, Moderator of soc.religion.asatru
> Viking of soc.men
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Jones
> Jayne Kulikauskas
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> tomcat
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Robert Griffin
> The Big-8 Management Board
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Colonel Jake, trained by Pinku-Sensei
>
>
> VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght
> Kenneth R Pangborn
> abstain
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> spooge
>
>
>
>
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>
>

PJR :-)
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