Alan Connors

Alan Connors

am 19.06.2006 02:41:55 von jeremy carruthers

Sociopath?

Re: Alan Connors

am 19.06.2006 03:08:04 von Pseudo_Anon

On 2006-06-19, jeremy carruthers wrote:
> Sociopath?

Just leave him alone please. It's all embarrassing enough as it is.

P_A.

[OT] Re: Alan Connors

am 19.06.2006 03:19:53 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4fma73F1ikkmcU1@individual.net>, "jeremy carruthers" wrote:

individual.net

No identifiers in headers usable by anyone but the newsadmins
there.

Usage of anonymous NSPs gives a troll score of -50.

> Path: text.usenetserver.com!atl-c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetse rver.com!news2.euro.net!newsfeed.freenet.de!fu-berlin.de!uni -berlin.de!individual.net!not-for-mail
> From: jeremy carruthers
> Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc
> Subject: Alan Connors

Can't even spell a name that is right in front of him.

Off-topic subject not preceded by "[OT]"

Troll-score of -50. (I do this "manually".)

> Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:41:55 +0100
> Lines: 1

Troll score of -50

> Message-ID: <4fma73F1ikkmcU1@individual.net>
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> X-Trace: individual.net BRvvieY6+o013zZDIrBjzg50wQNozFFgbCLf378vgdkbehWsc=
> User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.4 (Windows/20060516)

Probably not.

> Xref: usenetserver.com comp.mail.misc:159745
> X-Received-Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 20:42:13 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Let's bring the old slrn macro into play >>> hitting "_"
while the cursor is on "jeremy carruthers" in the menu.

Voila! ------>

http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
jeremy carruthers
0 posts in the last year

Well. How about that? This is your first post ever on the
Usenet.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

No posting history gives a troll score of -90.

This post gets a troll score of -240.

That's almost 2-1/2 trolls!

A score of -100 causes my newsfilter to leave all posts from
this alias in the default gagfile: Only the headers will ever
be brought down. Same for any responses to them.

Junior, you just aren't a very good troll yet. You may as
well have "TROLL" tatooed on your forehead.

Run along now: You are out of your league.


Note: I will not be downloading the articles of any posts on
this thread.

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

[OT] Re: Alan Connors

am 19.06.2006 03:50:06 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in , "Pseudo_Anon" wrote:

Obvious throw-away alias: Troll score of -50.

(-100 = troll)

> Path: text.usenetserver.com!atl-c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetse rver.com!atl-c05.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!post news.google.com!news4.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.c om!nntp.giganews.com!local02.nntp.dca.giganews.com!news.giga news.com.POSTED!not-for-mail

Anonymous NSP (no identifiers usable by anyone but newsadmins)

Troll score of -50.

> NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 20:08:04 -0500
> Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc
> From: Pseudo_Anon <~ident@iii.example>

The strings "anon" or psuedo" (non-case-sensitive) in
the headers.

Troll score of -100.

> Subject: Re: Alan Connors

No [OT]. Troll score of -50.

> References: <4fma73F1ikkmcU1@individual.net>
> Organization: Organic Internecine

Gratuitous and smartass header editing:

Troll score of -25.

> User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.1 (Debian)
> Message-ID:
> Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 20:08:04 -0500
> Lines: 6
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> X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html
> X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
> X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly

More than one abuse header: Troll score of -25.

NSPs with more than one abuse header usually don't do anything
about abuse.

So trolls like them.

> X-Postfilter: 1.3.32
> Xref: usenetserver.com comp.mail.misc:159746
> X-Received-Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:08:04 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Troll Score Total: -300.

That's 3 whole trolls! He's getting _worse_!

ROTFL!

This alias remains in my default gagfile.

That's three psuedo-identities (sockpuppets) from the same effing
newbie troll in two days.

I guess he likes talking to himself.

Note: I will not be downloading the articles of any posts
on this thread.

And for the rest of this fumbling novice troll's posts, I
will just post the link to this post in the Archives:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=

Alan

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Other URLs of possible interest in my headers.

Re: Usenet Beavises

am 19.06.2006 04:04:30 von Sam

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in <4fma73F1ikkmcU1@individual.net>, "jeremy carruth=
ers" wrote:
>=20
> individual.net=20
>=20
> No identifiers in headers usable by anyone but the newsadmins
> there.

â€=A6 and everyone else, except the Beavis.

*KICK*

> Usage of anonymous NSPs gives a troll score of -50.

Nobody asked you, BEavis.

*KICK*

>> Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc
>> Subject: Alan Connors
>=20
> Can't even spell a name that is right in front of him.

Stupid Beavis: ask your English teacher, sometimes, the difference betwee=
n=20
singular and plural nouns.

> Off-topic subject not preceded by "[OT]"

Wrong. E-mail abuse by the Usenet Beavis is very much on-topic here.

> Troll-score of -50. (I do this "manually".)

So, stop trolling. Problem solved.

>> Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:41:55 +0100
>> Lines: 1
>=20
> Troll score of -50=20

Beavis does not understand the concept of a "timezone".

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Wsc=3D
>> User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.4 (Windows/20060516)
>=20
> Probably not.

As always, whatever Beavis says, the correct answer always lies 180 degre=
es=20
to the opposite.

>=20
>> Xref: usenetserver.com comp.mail.misc:159745
>> X-Received-Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 20:42:13 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)
>=20
>


>=20
> Let's bring the old kookfart macro into play >>> hitting "_"
> while the cursor is on "jeremy carruthers" in the menu.

Oh, that's how you do it.

> Voila! ------>
>=20
> http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search=20
> jeremy carruthers
> 0 posts in the last year

Results 1 - 10 of 23,000 for usenet beavis (0.30 seconds)

You're still the champion, Beavis.

> Well. How about that? This is your first post ever on the
> Usenet.

No, it's not. You're just too stupid to find the rest.

> No posting history gives a kookfart score of -90.

Whatever.

> This post gets a kookfart score of -240.

That's a mighty big kookfart you have there, Beavis.

> That's almost 2-1/2 kookfart!

Congratulations, Beavis. You have managed to squeeze over two kookfarts=20
into a single post! It's time for you to go Disneyland!

> A score of -100 causes me to have a conniption fit, and a=20
> mental breakdown.

There's medication for that, you know.

> Junior, you just aren't a very good troll yet.

Right, you should learn from the Master Baiter himself.

> You may as
> well have "BEAVIS" tatooed on your forehead.

Nope, Beavis, he still has a long way to go before he reaches your ballpa=
rk.

> Run along now: You are out of your league.

Right. Beavis is the King Kook in here.

> Note: I will not be downloading the articles of any posts on
> this thread.

Yes, you will. I ordered you to do so, and you have no choice but to obe=
y.

> Beavis


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Re: Usenet Beavises

am 19.06.2006 04:15:25 von Sam

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.mail.misc, in , "Pseudo_Anon" wrote:
>
> Obvious throw-away alias: Kookfart score of -50.
>
> (-100 = SuperKookfart)

That's ok, he'll just have to post something else, again.

>> le.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local 02.nntp.dca.g
>> iganews.com!news.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
>
> Anonymous NSP (no identifiers usable by anyone but newsadmins)

They're perfectly usable by everyone except the Usenet Beavis.

> Kookfart score of -50.

Shame on you, Beavis. What would your mother say, if she saw such lame
kookfarts from you? You should be able to reach a 100 easily.

>> Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc
>> From: Pseudo_Anon <~ident@iii.example>
>
> The strings "anon" or psuedo" (non-case-sensitive) in
> the headers.

Oh, look! Beavis can read. Yay!

> Kookfart score of -100.

Ok, you've passed the grade this time.

>> Subject: Re: Usenet Beavis
>
> No [OT]. Kookfart score of -50.

That's because the Usenet Beavis is very much on-topic here, hence the low
kookfart metric.

>> References: <4fma73F1ikkmcU1@individual.net>
>> Organization: Organic Internecine
>
> Gratuitous and smartass header editing:
>
> Kookfart score of -25.

Come on, Beavis, that one should be worth at least 75.

>> X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html
>> X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
>> X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
>
> More than one abuse header: Kookfart score of -25.

That's wrong, Beavis. Because you are utterly clueless as to how the abuse
headers get inserted, that one should merit a kookfart score of at least
125.

Shame on you.

> NSPs with more than one abuse header usually don't do anything
> about abuse.

Yes, they do, Beavis. As you've found out yourself.

> So trolls like them.

Well, you don't, so there goes that hypothesis.

>> X-Postfilter: 1.3.32
>> Xref: usenetserver.com comp.mail.misc:159746
>> X-Received-Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:08:04 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)
>
>


>
> Kookfart Score Total: -300.
>
> That's 3 whole trolls! I am getting _worse_!

No, Beavis, you're getting back. Three kookfarts is GOOD.

> ROTFL!
>
> This kookfart remains enshrined on my wall.

You should frame it, Beavis. It's a keeper.

> That's three psuedo-identities (sockpuppets) from the same effing
> newbie troll in two days.

You're not a newbie, Beavis.

> I guess I like kookfarting to myself.

Apparently so.

> Note: I will not be downloading the articles of any posts
> on this thread.

Yes, you will. I ordered you to do so, so you have no choice.

Furthermore, I order you to post at least five more kookfarts by tomorrow
morning.

Hop to it, Beavis. You have your marching orders!

> And for the rest of this fumbling novice kookfart post, I
> will just post the link to this post in the Archives:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/23r3f

Thanks for the reminder!

> Beavis


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Re: [OT] Re: Alan Connors

am 19.06.2006 06:05:08 von Alan Connor

Sorry Sam ,
I can't help it. I'm mentally deranged.

[OT] Alan Connor is an BUTTHOLE and a FAGGOT !!!! (was: [OT] Re: Alan Connors)

am 19.06.2006 06:47:46 von Alan Connor

On comp.mail.misc, in <4fmm44F1k6aqkU1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:
> Path: text.usenetserver.com!atl-c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetse rver.com!news2.euro.net!newshub3.home.nl!home.nl!feeder1.cam brium.nl!feeder2.cambrium.nl!feed.tweaknews.nl!193.201.147.8 1.MISMATCH!feed.xsnews.nl!feeder.xsnews.nl!fu-berlin.de!uni- berlin.de!individual.net!not-for-mail
> From: Alan Connor
> Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc
> Subject: Re: [OT] Re: Alan Connors
> Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:05:08 +0100
> Lines: 2
> Message-ID: <4fmm44F1k6aqkU1@individual.net>
> References: <4fma73F1ikkmcU1@individual.net>
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> In-Reply-To:
> Xref: usenetserver.com comp.mail.misc:159753
> X-Received-Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 00:05:26 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Isn't this predictable: A crude impersonation.

This guy really is a cub scout troll, isn't he?

He thinks he's fooling people and he thinks I care what
he posts.

ROTFLMAO!!!

I could mail abuse@individual.net with your full headers
here, and they'd shut you down in a blink.

I've done it before.

But I don't care what you do. You aren't any kind of
threat at all.

Just another cowardly punk with a computer, running his mouth.



But not in MY newsreader.

For recent history here involving this baby troll:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=

Try to understand this simple fact: Trolls are not allowed to
send articles to my newsreader via the Usenet. Same for any
replies to their posts.

Like the new subject? I thought I would save you the trouble.



Run along, Junior. I think I hear your Mommy calling.

Note: I will not be downloading any articles on this thread.


Alan

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Re: [OT] Alan Connor is an BUTTHOLE and a FAGGOT !!!!

am 19.06.2006 11:15:11 von Alan Connor

Alan Connor wrote:
> On comp.mail.misc, in <4fmm44F1k6aqkU1@individual.net>, "Alan Connor" wrote:
>> Path: text.usenetserver.com!atl-c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetse rver.com!news2.euro.net!newshub3.home.nl!home.nl!feeder1.cam brium.nl!feeder2.cambrium.nl!feed.tweaknews.nl!193.201.147.8 1.MISMATCH!feed.xsnews.nl!feeder.xsnews.nl!fu-berlin.de!uni- berlin.de!individual.net!not-for-mail
>> From: Alan Connor
>> Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc
>> Subject: Re: [OT] Re: Alan Connors
>> Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:05:08 +0100
>> Lines: 2
>> Message-ID: <4fmm44F1k6aqkU1@individual.net>
>> References: <4fma73F1ikkmcU1@individual.net>
>> Mime-Version: 1.0
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>
>

> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
> Isn't this predictable: A crude impersonation.


Yes you are crudely impersonating me buttface.

Re: [OT] Alan Connor is an BUTTHOLE and a FAGGOT !!!! (was: [OT] Re: Alan Connors)

am 20.06.2006 00:42:34 von Sam

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Usenet Beavis writes:

>


>
> Isn't this predictable: A crude impersonation.

Actually, it's a very good one, I say.

> This guy really is a cub scout troll, isn't he?
>
> He thinks he's fooling people and he thinks I care what
> he posts.

You obviously do, since you replied.

> I could mail abuse@individual.net with your full headers
> here, and they'd shut you down in a blink.

Go ahead, Beavis. I dare you. Go ahead. Complain.

What? Are you chicken, or something? SQUAWK! SQUAWK!

Stupid Beavis, why would they "shut" him down, you illegitimate bastard
child of Bigfoot, and Xena, the Warrior Princess?

> I've done it before.

No, you haven't.

> But I don't care what you do. You aren't any kind of
> threat at all.

Neither are you. You're just a big bag full of hot air.

> Just another cowardly punk with a computer, running his mouth.

That would be you, Beavis.

>
>
> But not in MY newsreader.

Especially in your newsreader.

>
> For recent history here involving this baby troll:
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups?lnk=hpsg&q=usenet+beavis

What a troll!

> Try to understand this simple fact: Trolls are not allowed to
> send articles to my newsreader via the Usenet.

Yes, they do. They have my special permission to do so.

> Same for any
> replies to their posts.

And the replies get special treatment. They get posted ten times to your
precious newsreader.

> Like the new subject? I thought I would save you the trouble.

Thanks!

>
>
>
> Run along, Junior. I think I hear my Mommy calling.

Play time's over, Beavis.

> Note: I will not be downloading any articles on this thread.

Yes, you will.

> Beavis


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