Re: Just In From Sweet Home, Or.

Tony in Oz , blubbered in
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> A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

I think you should stop drinking.

> The bar has a robot bartender.

I need another cold one.

> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
> "What's your IQ"?

You don't think my name is *bot* do you?

> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
> about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality,
> bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
> nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

How dare you question my realism.

> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool".

The world will never know.

> He decides to test the robot.

Test Test Test

> He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
> drink.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.

> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
> "What's your IQ"?

Are you still a chronic alcoholic?

> The man responds, "About 100".

You are a man, right?

> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about league,
> Holdens, racing, the new BIG Mac, tattoos, Nicky Watson and womens
> tits in general.

I want hooters!

> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
> one more test.



> He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
> IQ"? The man replies, "Err, 50, I think".

Me? A bot? Haha.

> And the robot says.

Haha.

> real slowly".

Stick it in your ear.

> The doctor said my eyelash, eyebrow and nose-hair pulling habit was
> ANXIETY!?!?!

You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.

> So.

So if I ask someone if they're using that shopping cart, I'm insulting
them?

> ya gonna vote for George Bush again"?

I think that Bush is going to lose.