Alan Connor

Greetings to my many fans!

I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity. Not as much
as I used to be, though.

Why? Because I finally realized that the Usenet has no
credibility. _Blogs_ have considerably more credibility, which is
ridiculous.

Why? Because of the trolls, who are always pretending to be more
than one person and never shut their ignorant and obnoxious
mouths long enough to think seriously about anything, much less
do any real research.

I still work very hard at spreading ideas that I think are
important, just not on the Usenet.

Because no one with any brains at all believes anything that is
posted on the Usenet.

That's what the trolls have accomplished. And the people who
feed them.

They think they are so incredibly clever, but all they've done
is to nearly destroy the medium they think they control.

Controlling a worthless piece of schitt is just what the trolls
deserve. These dickless feebs couldn't possibly accomplish
anything better.

Now I am busy teaching all over the Internet, and not one post
or website directed at "Alan Connor" has any effect on me.

:-) Does it surprise _you_ that it is so easy to utterly defeat
the trolls?

The only reason my AC website is still up is that I haven't
bothered to take it down. I have many others now.

I won't reading any responses to this article. I don't care what
a bunch of impotent, motorm-mouthed losers think.

Neither does anyone else on the planet.

Alan

Re: Alan Connor

"Alan Connor" wrote in message
news:slrnf26dhj.1cn.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid...
> Greetings to my many fans!
>
> I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity. Not as much
> as I used to be, though.


Aah the idiot is still writing to himself, Connor the discredited fool
living in Lal la Land with his Amazons and Blowpipes.

Re: Usenet Beavis

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> Greetings to my many fans!
>
> I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity.

Of course you are. There's been a funny little kookbag running around here
for the last couple of months. We all know that it's you.

> Not as much
> as I used to be, though.

Right. You need to step up your daily output of kookfarts. People miss
them.

> Why? Because I finally realized that the Usenet has no
> credibility.

Well, it's credibility certainly went down by small notch, thanks to you.

> _Blogs_ have considerably more credibility, which is
> ridiculous.

Yes, and you know all about that.

>
> Why? Because I was dropped on my head, as a child.

We know all about that, too.

> I still work very hard at making a fool of myself, just not on the Usenet.

Spread the good word around. Don't keep just to yourself.

> Because no one with any brains at all believes any kookfart I
> post on the Usenet.

Mission accomplished, time to move on to uncharted territory, I suppose.

> That's what the Beavis has accomplished. And the people who
> laugh at him.

It's been a long road to fame, Beavis.

> They think they are so incredibly clever, but all they've done
> is smack me upside the head, a couple of times.

That wasn't nearly enough, I agree.

> Controlling a worthless piece of schitt is just what my mental superiors
> deserve. I am a dickless feeb who couldn't possibly accomplish
> anything better.

Yes, you are.

> Now I am busy kookfarting all over the Internet, and not one post
> or website directed at "Usenet Beavis" has any effect on me.

Good to see that you've moved on to better and bigger things. Please stop
by every couple of weeks, and let us know how much progress you've made.

> :-) Does it surprise _you_ that it is so easy to point fingers at me
> and laugh?

Nope.

> The only reason my kookfart website is still up is that I haven't
> bothered to take it down. I have many others kookfarts now.

We know.

> I will faithfully read all responses to this article. I always care what
> my mental superiors think about me.

We know.

> I don't have any remaining brain cells left.

We know that too.

> Beavis.


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Re: Alan Connor

Alan Connor wrote:
> Greetings to my many fans!
>
> I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity. Not as much
> as I used to be, though.
>
> Why? Because I finally realized that the Usenet has no
> credibility. _Blogs_ have considerably more credibility, which is
> ridiculous.
>
> Why? Because of the trolls, who are always pretending to be more
> than one person and never shut their ignorant and obnoxious
> mouths long enough to think seriously about anything, much less
> do any real research.
>
> I still work very hard at spreading ideas that I think are
> important, just not on the Usenet.
>
> Because no one with any brains at all believes anything that is
> posted on the Usenet.
>
> That's what the trolls have accomplished. And the people who
> feed them.
>
> They think they are so incredibly clever, but all they've done
> is to nearly destroy the medium they think they control.
>
> Controlling a worthless piece of schitt is just what the trolls
> deserve. These dickless feebs couldn't possibly accomplish
> anything better.
>
> Now I am busy teaching all over the Internet, and not one post
> or website directed at "Alan Connor" has any effect on me.
>
> :-) Does it surprise _you_ that it is so easy to utterly defeat
> the trolls?
>
> The only reason my AC website is still up is that I haven't
> bothered to take it down. I have many others now.
>
> I won't reading any responses to this article. I don't care what
> a bunch of impotent, motorm-mouthed losers think.
>
> Neither does anyone else on the planet.
>
> Alan
>

Hey alan , good to see you back , was wondering when youd frolic in again

Re: Alan Connor

"Myal" wrote in message
news:RdKUh.14203$M.13247@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Alan Connor wrote:
> > Greetings to my many fans!
> >
> > I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity. Not as much
> > as I used to be, though.
> >
> > Why? Because I finally realized that the Usenet has no
> > credibility. _Blogs_ have considerably more credibility, which is
> > ridiculous.
> >
> > Why? Because of the trolls, who are always pretending to be more
> > than one person and never shut their ignorant and obnoxious
> > mouths long enough to think seriously about anything, much less
> > do any real research.
> >
> > I still work very hard at spreading ideas that I think are
> > important, just not on the Usenet.
> >
> > Because no one with any brains at all believes anything that is
> > posted on the Usenet.
> >
> > That's what the trolls have accomplished. And the people who
> > feed them.
> >
> > They think they are so incredibly clever, but all they've done
> > is to nearly destroy the medium they think they control.
> >
> > Controlling a worthless piece of schitt is just what the trolls
> > deserve. These dickless feebs couldn't possibly accomplish
> > anything better.
> >
> > Now I am busy teaching all over the Internet, and not one post
> > or website directed at "Alan Connor" has any effect on me.
> >
> > :-) Does it surprise _you_ that it is so easy to utterly defeat
> > the trolls?
> >
> > The only reason my AC website is still up is that I haven't
> > bothered to take it down. I have many others now.
> >
> > I won't reading any responses to this article. I don't care what
> > a bunch of impotent, motorm-mouthed losers think.
> >
> > Neither does anyone else on the planet.
> >
> > Alan
> >
>
> Hey alan , good to see you back , was wondering when youd frolic in again

Hey! The ac has returned!
All we need now is The Return of the Ernietroll and we will have a matching
pair of idiots .
If I remember rightly , the ac is the same genius who figured that me , Myal
and an American soccer-mom were the same person ... a feat of mental
gymnastics that was nothing less than awe-inspiring . (Also , wasn't ac the
same guy as "Dances with Bigfoot"?)
Sheerluck

Re: Alan Connor

Sheerluck wrote:
> "Myal" wrote in message
> news:RdKUh.14203$M.13247@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
>>Alan Connor wrote:
>>
>>>Greetings to my many fans!
>>>
>>>I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity. Not as much
>>>as I used to be, though.
>>>
>>>Why? Because I finally realized that the Usenet has no
>>>credibility. _Blogs_ have considerably more credibility, which is
>>>ridiculous.
>>>
>>>Why? Because of the trolls, who are always pretending to be more
>>>than one person and never shut their ignorant and obnoxious
>>>mouths long enough to think seriously about anything, much less
>>>do any real research.
>>>
>>>I still work very hard at spreading ideas that I think are
>>>important, just not on the Usenet.
>>>
>>>Because no one with any brains at all believes anything that is
>>>posted on the Usenet.
>>>
>>>That's what the trolls have accomplished. And the people who
>>>feed them.
>>>
>>>They think they are so incredibly clever, but all they've done
>>>is to nearly destroy the medium they think they control.
>>>
>>>Controlling a worthless piece of schitt is just what the trolls
>>>deserve. These dickless feebs couldn't possibly accomplish
>>>anything better.
>>>
>>>Now I am busy teaching all over the Internet, and not one post
>>>or website directed at "Alan Connor" has any effect on me.
>>>
>>>:-) Does it surprise _you_ that it is so easy to utterly defeat
>>>the trolls?
>>>
>>>The only reason my AC website is still up is that I haven't
>>>bothered to take it down. I have many others now.
>>>
>>>I won't reading any responses to this article. I don't care what
>>>a bunch of impotent, motorm-mouthed losers think.
>>>
>>>Neither does anyone else on the planet.
>>>
>>>Alan
>>>
>>
>>Hey alan , good to see you back , was wondering when youd frolic in again
>
>
> Hey! The ac has returned!
> All we need now is The Return of the Ernietroll and we will have a matching
> pair of idiots .
> If I remember rightly , the ac is the same genius who figured that me , Myal
> and an American soccer-mom were the same person ... a feat of mental
> gymnastics that was nothing less than awe-inspiring . (Also , wasn't ac the
> same guy as "Dances with Bigfoot"?)
> Sheerluck
>
>
I forgott hat bit , thanks for reminding me about her :) wasnt she into
chevies or something ?

Re: Alan Connor

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:39:18 +0000, Alan Connor wrote:

> Greetings to my many fans!

Greetings, Connard! Oh, please, do look it up; you are going to
love it.

Re: Alan Connor

On 2007-04-16, Alan Connor wrote:
> Greetings to my many fans!
>
> I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity. Not as much
> as I used to be, though.

Hmmm... My killfile seems to be missing an entry. That
should be easy enough to fix.

--
Robert Riches
spamtrap42@verizon.net
(Yes, that is one of my email addresses.)

Re: Alan Connor

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:39:18 GMT, Alan Connor
wrote:

>Greetings to my many fans!

Are those the fans that blow the smoke away from your wood gas powered
computer?

>Why? Because of the trolls, who are always pretending to be more

The troll, Alan Connor, complaining about trolls... Now that is
irony.

Retief

Re: Alan Connor

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:39:18 +0000 Alan Connor: made this remark

> Greetings to my many fans!
>
> I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity. Not as much
> as I used to be, though.

LOL didn't you complain all the time about this one very point...And
people shouldn't du such things....





Dragomir Kollaric
--
LAWYER: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
PATHOLOGIST: No.
LAWYER: Did you check for breathing?
PATHOLOGIST: No
LAWYER: So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't sure that he
was dead, were you?
PATHOLOGIST: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a
jar on my desk. But I guess it is possible he could be out
there practising law somewhere.

Re: Alan Connor

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:39:18 +0000 Alan Connor: made this remark

> Greetings to my many fans!
>
> I'm still here, just using another psuedo-identity.

YAWN.




Dragomir Kollaric
--
LAWYER: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
PATHOLOGIST: No.
LAWYER: Did you check for breathing?
PATHOLOGIST: No
LAWYER: So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't sure that he
was dead, were you?
PATHOLOGIST: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a
jar on my desk. But I guess it is possible he could be out
there practising law somewhere.