Re: seattle area hackers

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 04:28:06 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:08:10 -0400, Richard McBeef
wrote:

>[various delusional snipped]
>> You uh, you *DO* know I have quite a number of pictures of my
>> apartment online:
>> http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy

>Self-ownage with pictures of shithole loser apartment, car, and dumpy
>corpulent visage. *shudder*. Anyway, nothing on that page asserts
>anything about you having your own place. You'd probably be better off
>claiming that it wasn't yours!

I have a great idea, let's see YOU post some pictures of where YOU
live and what YOU look like! ...oh, unless of course you're too UGLY
and PATHETIC...then I suppose you wouldn't want to go and do that,
huh? Really, more than anything you probably just have REALLY low
self esteem and you're very ashamed of the way you look and how your
life is, which is why you spend so much time lashing out at complete
strangers like myself, huh Richy? ^_^

>> On average I charge around $1,000 bucks a site

>*boom*

I guess that's the sound of you crapping your training panties.

>further self ownage!

You couldn't rightly be owned if you owned yourself, Numbnuts.

>fucking idiot.

Sorry, I'm not interested in having sex with you, Butterball.

>$1000 for a site is a joke.

You of course being the foremost expert in Internet marketing and Web
site sales...oh wait...no you're not.

>You just made up what you thought was a big number.

Keep dreamin, Fool.

>This is sheer proof you are a professional failure.

Gawd I hope so, I'm in it for the art after all, Dipshit.

>I have actually worked pro web design, son.

*pats you on the head*

Sure you have kid, sure you have. I'd ask you to step up like a man
and show us some of your Web sites, but then, we both know you don't
actually have anything, huh Mouth?

>$1000 is what high school kids charge for a 1 page pamphlet type site.

A "1 page pamphlet type site", huh?

*adds alt.html to the froup line*

No sense in being a greedy bastard, so I'll share your stupidity with
as many others as I can. Everyone should be able to have a laugh at
your expense, Dribbles.

>While I know that is the league you are in it is awkward and
>embarrassing for you to claim otherwise. At least consult with a real
>professional before making up your "rates".

It's funny, because if you actually had any fuckin clue at all as to
the nature of the business you would know that $1,000 for a small
business site is actually the norm. But then, you don't really know
fuck all about Web site design so you're not really expected to know
such BASIC things.

>> and usually produce at
>> least one or two sites a week (more so here recently), so I don't
>> exactly have much of a money problem. Working at Wal*Mart really just
>> lets me be a bit more picky about my clients.

>Shouldn't the income of 50-100k cited above provide that security?
>It would...if it existed!

Oh child, you really don't have any fuckin cl00 at all. You're going
to find out the hard way when you grow up that 50 to 100 thousand
is...pretty much nothing. I mean I guess maybe if you're as poor as
you are it'd seem like a lot of money, but those like myself living
way above the poverty line have expensive tastes. Hell, my migraine
medication alone sets me back by about $12,000 a year at around $100 a
pill. Satellite TV and all the channels, Pay Per View charges, gas to
cruise around for hours on end just for fun, going to the movies twice
a week with family and friends, going out to eat practically every
other night (not at McDonalds where you work, Numbnuts, nice places),
my wine collection, all the high end computer equipment, all the
Backwater Productions branded stuff I give away at trade shows and
conventions (t-shirts, pens, mouse pads, magnets, etc), cell bill,
online gaming bills, server/hosting costs, USP bills, ISP bill, car
payments, retirement savings, etc, etc, etc.

Sorry kiddo, but I'm not some poor ass fuck dribble like you. Also
I'm not working part time at Wal*Mart nor am I making anywhere even
remotely minimum wage (I realize if YOU applied at Wal*Mart that'd be
the only real option they would give you). What they pay me is often
times even MORE than I would make doing one or two websites a week
after you factor in overtime pay (management types are expected to
work up to 60 hours or more a week).

>> ...speaking of which I need to decide whether I want to take on THIS
>> site:
>> http://www.hardkoreproduction.com/

>Yup, redesigning the already terrible website of a smalltown machine
>shop should be a wonderful professional challenge. LOL.

Considering what there is to work with...yeah, it is a challenge. Not
that some punk assed tweenage muppet fuck on his summer vacation like
yourself would know anything about it. The best a drooler like you
could ever hope for is to molest some default cookie cutter template
designs in Dreamweaver...if that. You're good at running at the mouth
kid...but not much more than that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 05:18:05 von Ed Mullen

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:08:10 -0400, Richard McBeef
> wrote:
>
>> [various delusional snipped]
>>> You uh, you *DO* know I have quite a number of pictures of my
>>> apartment online:
>>> http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy
>
>> Self-ownage with pictures of shithole loser apartment, car, and dumpy
>> corpulent visage. *shudder*. Anyway, nothing on that page asserts
>> anything about you having your own place. You'd probably be better off
>> claiming that it wasn't yours!
>
> I have a great idea, let's see YOU post some pictures of where YOU
> live and what YOU look like! ...oh, unless of course you're too UGLY
> and PATHETIC...then I suppose you wouldn't want to go and do that,
> huh? Really, more than anything you probably just have REALLY low
> self esteem and you're very ashamed of the way you look and how your
> life is, which is why you spend so much time lashing out at complete
> strangers like myself, huh Richy? ^_^
>
>>> On average I charge around $1,000 bucks a site
>
>> *boom*
>
> I guess that's the sound of you crapping your training panties.
>
>> further self ownage!
>
> You couldn't rightly be owned if you owned yourself, Numbnuts.
>
>> fucking idiot.
>
> Sorry, I'm not interested in having sex with you, Butterball.
>
>> $1000 for a site is a joke.
>
> You of course being the foremost expert in Internet marketing and Web
> site sales...oh wait...no you're not.
>
>> You just made up what you thought was a big number.
>
> Keep dreamin, Fool.
>
>> This is sheer proof you are a professional failure.
>
> Gawd I hope so, I'm in it for the art after all, Dipshit.
>
>> I have actually worked pro web design, son.
>
> *pats you on the head*
>
> Sure you have kid, sure you have. I'd ask you to step up like a man
> and show us some of your Web sites, but then, we both know you don't
> actually have anything, huh Mouth?
>
>> $1000 is what high school kids charge for a 1 page pamphlet type site.
>
> A "1 page pamphlet type site", huh?
>
> *adds alt.html to the froup line*
>
> No sense in being a greedy bastard, so I'll share your stupidity with
> as many others as I can. Everyone should be able to have a laugh at
> your expense, Dribbles.
>
>> While I know that is the league you are in it is awkward and
>> embarrassing for you to claim otherwise. At least consult with a real
>> professional before making up your "rates".
>
> It's funny, because if you actually had any fuckin clue at all as to
> the nature of the business you would know that $1,000 for a small
> business site is actually the norm. But then, you don't really know
> fuck all about Web site design so you're not really expected to know
> such BASIC things.
>
>>> and usually produce at
>>> least one or two sites a week (more so here recently), so I don't
>>> exactly have much of a money problem. Working at Wal*Mart really just
>>> lets me be a bit more picky about my clients.
>
>> Shouldn't the income of 50-100k cited above provide that security?
>> It would...if it existed!
>
> Oh child, you really don't have any fuckin cl00 at all. You're going
> to find out the hard way when you grow up that 50 to 100 thousand
> is...pretty much nothing. I mean I guess maybe if you're as poor as
> you are it'd seem like a lot of money, but those like myself living
> way above the poverty line have expensive tastes. Hell, my migraine
> medication alone sets me back by about $12,000 a year at around $100 a
> pill. Satellite TV and all the channels, Pay Per View charges, gas to
> cruise around for hours on end just for fun, going to the movies twice
> a week with family and friends, going out to eat practically every
> other night (not at McDonalds where you work, Numbnuts, nice places),
> my wine collection, all the high end computer equipment, all the
> Backwater Productions branded stuff I give away at trade shows and
> conventions (t-shirts, pens, mouse pads, magnets, etc), cell bill,
> online gaming bills, server/hosting costs, USP bills, ISP bill, car
> payments, retirement savings, etc, etc, etc.
>
> Sorry kiddo, but I'm not some poor ass fuck dribble like you. Also
> I'm not working part time at Wal*Mart nor am I making anywhere even
> remotely minimum wage (I realize if YOU applied at Wal*Mart that'd be
> the only real option they would give you). What they pay me is often
> times even MORE than I would make doing one or two websites a week
> after you factor in overtime pay (management types are expected to
> work up to 60 hours or more a week).
>
>>> ...speaking of which I need to decide whether I want to take on THIS
>>> site:
>>> http://www.hardkoreproduction.com/
>
>> Yup, redesigning the already terrible website of a smalltown machine
>> shop should be a wonderful professional challenge. LOL.
>
> Considering what there is to work with...yeah, it is a challenge. Not
> that some punk assed tweenage muppet fuck on his summer vacation like
> yourself would know anything about it. The best a drooler like you
> could ever hope for is to molest some default cookie cutter template
> designs in Dreamweaver...if that. You're good at running at the mouth
> kid...but not much more than that.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Just curious, having endured various postings by you on various groups,
is this at all relevant?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatte r

--
Ed Mullen
http://edmullen.net
http://mozilla.edmullen.net
http://abington.edmullen.net

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 05:31:02 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:18:05 -0400, Ed Mullen wrote:

>Just curious, having endured various postings by you on various groups,
>is this at all relevant?
>
>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatt er

It's as relevant as this:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/X-men

Free cl00, I think you've missed the point of Special ED (encyclopedia
dramatica). It's meant to be a spoof site, not some relevant source
of real, true, factual information...if you've ever used it as
such...you've just about got to be THE dumbest mother fucker on the
face of existence. o_O

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 05:43:57 von Ed Mullen

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Free cl00, I think you've missed the point of Special ED (encyclopedia
> dramatica). It's meant to be a spoof site, not some relevant source
> of real, true, factual information...if you've ever used it as
> such...you've just about got to be THE dumbest mother fucker on the
> face of existence. o_O

Thank you for the information.

So. Are your posts also spoofs? Or are you simply trying to impress us
as being avant garde or something? Or are you just a complete idiot?
Truly, and since I am the dumbest mother fucker on the face of
existence, I only ask for your guidance with the utmost sincerity,
please elucidate.

--
Ed Mullen
http://edmullen.net
http://mozilla.edmullen.net
http://abington.edmullen.net

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 05:59:31 von dorayme

In article ,
Ed Mullen wrote:

> So. Are your posts also spoofs? Or are you simply trying to impress us
> as being avant garde or something? Or are you just a complete idiot?
> Truly, and since I am the dumbest mother fucker on the face of
> existence, I only ask for your guidance with the utmost sincerity,
> please elucidate.
>
> --
> Ed Mullen

So... Ed... not enough work at the moment?

--
dorayme

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 06:08:39 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:43:57 -0400, Ed Mullen wrote:

>> Free cl00, I think you've missed the point of Special ED (encyclopedia
>> dramatica). It's meant to be a spoof site, not some relevant source
>> of real, true, factual information...if you've ever used it as
>> such...you've just about got to be THE dumbest mother fucker on the
>> face of existence. o_O

>Thank you for the information.

Are your palms as hairy as Beast's now? ^_^

>So. Are your posts also spoofs?

What posts? What parts of them? My typing/writing style is never so
linear as to only be just one thing or another.

>Or are you simply trying to impress us
>as being avant garde or something?

Why, are you impressed?

I post for the fun of it, sometimes that fun involves ridiculing and
verbally torturing those that let me (as is the case with lil Richy)
for their inferior or nonexistent skills in a particular area of study
(in this case web design).

The real truth of the matter is though that it's not about how much
you know...it's about what you do with it. There are only two kinds
of people online...those who produce...and those who run at the mouth.

>Or are you just a complete idiot?

Thankfully I don't take after your mother...that bitch fumbled with
the coat hanger one damn time too many, didn't she?

>Truly, and since I am the dumbest mother fucker on the face of
>existence, I only ask for your guidance with the utmost sincerity,
>please elucidate.

You wield the art of sarcasm about as well as CNN wields the art of
puns...ie not worth a shit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 06:13:41 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:59:31 +1000, dorayme
wrote:

>In article ,
> Ed Mullen wrote:
>
>> So. Are your posts also spoofs? Or are you simply trying to impress us
>> as being avant garde or something? Or are you just a complete idiot?
>> Truly, and since I am the dumbest mother fucker on the face of
>> existence, I only ask for your guidance with the utmost sincerity,
>> please elucidate.
>>
>> --
>> Ed Mullen
>
>So... Ed... not enough work at the moment?

Are you kidding, with the way that sloppy bitch codes it'd be a total
fuckin wonder if he could ever even finish a site. Take for example:
: http://ed.mullen.home.comcast.net/styles/menu_sub.js

o_O

....holy fuckin redundancy, Batman, that is a whole shit load of
pointless fuckin bloat right there. The d00d should think about
applying at Microsoft with his coding ability, he'd fit right in!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: seattle area hackers

am 23.07.2007 07:10:12 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:43:57 GMT
Ed Mullen scribed:

> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> Free cl00, I think you've missed the point of Special ED (encyclopedia
>> dramatica). It's meant to be a spoof site, not some relevant source
>> of real, true, factual information...if you've ever used it as
>> such...you've just about got to be THE dumbest mother fucker on the
>> face of existence. o_O
>
> Thank you for the information.
>
> So. Are your posts also spoofs? Or are you simply trying to impress us
> as being avant garde or something? Or are you just a complete idiot?

Bingo! Although he is kinda cute in the diaper.

> Truly, and since I am the dumbest mother fucker on the face of
> existence, I only ask for your guidance with the utmost sincerity,
> please elucidate.

Yes, "...on the face of existence". Such profound prose!

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: seattle area hackers

am 24.07.2007 02:03:13 von Ed Mullen

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


> Are you kidding, with the way that sloppy bitch codes it'd be a total
> fuckin wonder if he could ever even finish a site. Take for example:
> : http://ed.mullen.home.comcast.net/styles/menu_sub.js
>
> o_O
>
> ...holy fuckin redundancy, Batman, that is a whole shit load of
> pointless fuckin bloat right there. The d00d should think about
> applying at Microsoft with his coding ability, he'd fit right in!

Thank you so much for the insightful, complete and detailed analysis!
Your selfless effort has enabled me to be a much better person! Praise
be Onideus Mad Hatter! Your mother would be proud of your social skills
and contributions to society.

--
Ed Mullen
http://edmullen.net
http://mozilla.edmullen.net
http://abington.edmullen.net
The hilarious thing about self-important self-righteous people is that
they are so easily baited.

Re: seattle area hackers

am 24.07.2007 02:11:51 von Ed Mullen

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Are you kidding, with the way that sloppy bitch codes it'd be a total
> fuckin wonder if he could ever even finish a site. Take for example:
> : http://ed.mullen.home.comcast.net/styles/menu_sub.js
>
> o_O
>
> ...holy fuckin redundancy, Batman, that is a whole shit load of
> pointless fuckin bloat right there. The d00d should think about
> applying at Microsoft with his coding ability, he'd fit right in!
>

Ooops. Forgot to mention, I have edited that file you cited to strip
out every redundancy and bloat. Thank you!

Ooops-2. I took a look at the site link in your sig as you are clearly
a superior intellect when it comes to such things. I'm just curious,
why (at http://www.backwater-productions.net/) does hovering over the
images change the cursor to a hand, as though clicking would produce
some action, and, yet, nothing happens when I click? How does this
obviously deliberately-engineered Just curious, Oh Vaunted One.

--
Ed Mullen
http://edmullen.net
http://mozilla.edmullen.net
http://abington.edmullen.net
The hilarious thing about self-important self-righteous people is that
they are so easily baited.

Re: seattle area hackers

am 24.07.2007 02:22:35 von Ed Mullen

Ed Mullen wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> Are you kidding, with the way that sloppy bitch codes it'd be a total
>> fuckin wonder if he could ever even finish a site. Take for example:
>> : http://ed.mullen.home.comcast.net/styles/menu_sub.js
>>
>> o_O
>>
>> ...holy fuckin redundancy, Batman, that is a whole shit load of
>> pointless fuckin bloat right there. The d00d should think about
>> applying at Microsoft with his coding ability, he'd fit right in!
>>
>
> Ooops. Forgot to mention, I have edited that file you cited to strip
> out every redundancy and bloat. Thank you!
>
> Ooops-2. I took a look at the site link in your sig as you are clearly
> a superior intellect when it comes to such things. I'm just curious,
> why (at http://www.backwater-productions.net/) does hovering over the
> images change the cursor to a hand, as though clicking would produce
> some action, and, yet, nothing happens when I click? How does this
> obviously deliberately-engineered Just curious, Oh Vaunted One.
>

Ooops-3

Should have read:

How does this obviously deliberately-engineered work? Just curious, Oh
Vaunted One.

In the future I will attempt (but fail) to be as perfect as you, Oh
Great and Noble Creator of non-existent links.

--
Ed Mullen
http://edmullen.net
http://mozilla.edmullen.net
http://abington.edmullen.net
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Re: seattle area hackers

am 24.07.2007 06:04:19 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:22:35 GMT
Ed Mullen scribed:

> Ooops-3
>
> Should have read:
>
> How does this obviously deliberately-engineered work? Just curious, Oh
> Vaunted One.
>
> In the future I will attempt (but fail) to be as perfect as you, Oh
> Great and Noble Creator of non-existent links.

You missed the point again. They're clones of their creator - the missing
link. It's sort of a digital analogy.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: seattle area hackers

am 24.07.2007 12:38:58 von TravisNewbury

On Jul 23, 12:08 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:

I ran Hatters post through the new Ronko Audio Decrapalator. the
output (listed below) was very interesting.

> Are your palms as hairy as Beast's now? ^_^
Translation: "I am so lonely"

> What posts? What parts of them? My typing/writing style is never so
> linear as to only be just one thing or another.
Translation: "I am never far away from thinking about my small
penis."

> Why, are you impressed?
Translation: "I have no friends"

> I post for the fun of it
Tranlsaton: "No one likes me"

>sometimes that fun involves ridiculing and
> verbally torturing those that let me (as is the case with lil Richy)
Translation: "Did I mention I compentate for my small penis with my
big mouth"

> for their inferior or nonexistent skills in a particular area of study
> (in this case web design).
Translation: "My puppy committed suicide when I adopted it"

> The real truth of the matter is though that it's not about how much
> you know...it's about what you do with it. There are only two kinds
> of people online...those who produce...and those who run at the mouth.
Translation: "I am a virgin"

> Thankfully I don't take after your mother...that bitch fumbled with
> the coat hanger one damn time too many, didn't she?
Translation: "I once masturbated while looking at a picture of George
Cloony"

> You wield the art of sarcasm about as well as CNN wields the art of
> puns...ie not worth a shit.
Translation: "I have always been unloved"

After reading the translations I think it is clear that Hatter
deserves our sympathy and prayers. Please be kind to the hatter.

Re: seattle area hackers

am 25.07.2007 01:05:22 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:11:51 -0400, Ed Mullen wrote:

>> Are you kidding, with the way that sloppy bitch codes it'd be a total
>> fuckin wonder if he could ever even finish a site. Take for example:
>> : http://ed.mullen.home.comcast.net/styles/menu_sub.js
>>
>> o_O
>>
>> ...holy fuckin redundancy, Batman, that is a whole shit load of
>> pointless fuckin bloat right there. The d00d should think about
>> applying at Microsoft with his coding ability, he'd fit right in!

>Ooops.

That's pretty much your motto in life, innt?

>Forgot to mention, I have edited that file you cited to strip
>out every redundancy and bloat. Thank you!

You certainly didn't. Try, try again, Junior. See if you can't make
it work like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/J S_Source.txt

Remember, arrays are your friends. You should be using some type of
for/next statement along with all your links and menu names in arrays,
that way you only need ONE:
: writeExternalContent += '

  • ';

    Instead of the SEVENTY or so you currently have, Mr. Bloat.

    >Ooops-2. I took a look at the site link in your sig as you are clearly
    >a superior intellect when it comes to such things. I'm just curious,
    >why (at http://www.backwater-productions.net/) does hovering over the
    >images change the cursor to a hand, as though clicking would produce
    >some action, and, yet, nothing happens when I click? How does this
    >obviously deliberately-engineered Just curious, Oh Vaunted One.

    You're the only person I've ever heard claim of such an occurrence, so
    obviously it's a problem with your setup, maybe you don't have the
    latest version of Flash installed...or maybe you're trying to use some
    really obscure off the wall browser or something, who knows...who
    cares for that matter. *shrugs*

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 01:05:22 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:03:13 -0400, Ed Mullen wrote:

    >> Are you kidding, with the way that sloppy bitch codes it'd be a total
    >> fuckin wonder if he could ever even finish a site. Take for example:
    >> : http://ed.mullen.home.comcast.net/styles/menu_sub.js
    >>
    >> o_O
    >>
    >> ...holy fuckin redundancy, Batman, that is a whole shit load of
    >> pointless fuckin bloat right there. The d00d should think about
    >> applying at Microsoft with his coding ability, he'd fit right in!

    >Thank you so much for the insightful, complete and detailed analysis!

    You thought that was detailed? My, my, you're even more pathetic than
    I first suspected.

    >Your selfless effort has enabled me to be a much better person!

    A "better" failure is still just a failure.

    >Praise be Onideus Mad Hatter!

    You can lick my ass clean if you like.

    >Your mother would be proud of your social skills
    >and contributions to society.

    She certainly is, unlike your mother who killed herself shortly after
    spawning you into this world.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 04:33:18 von Ed Mullen

    Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    > On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:11:51 -0400, Ed Mullen wrote:
    >> Forgot to mention, I have edited that file you cited to strip
    >> out every redundancy and bloat. Thank you!
    >
    > You certainly didn't. Try, try again, Junior. See if you can't make
    > it work like this:
    > http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/J S_Source.txt

    And what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

    > Remember, arrays are your friends. You should be using some type of
    > for/next statement along with all your links and menu names in arrays,
    > that way you only need ONE:
    > : writeExternalContent += '

  • ';
    >
    > Instead of the SEVENTY or so you currently have, Mr. Bloat.

    The arrays would still have to have all the content. And it's a
    needlessly complicated effort to achieve what ... WAIT! Why am trying
    to have a cogent conversation with this person?

    >> Ooops-2. I took a look at the site link in your sig as you are clearly
    >> a superior intellect when it comes to such things. I'm just curious,
    >> why (at http://www.backwater-productions.net/) does hovering over the
    >> images change the cursor to a hand, as though clicking would produce
    >> some action, and, yet, nothing happens when I click? How does this
    >> obviously deliberately-engineered Just curious, Oh Vaunted One.
    >
    > You're the only person I've ever heard claim of such an occurrence, so
    > obviously it's a problem with your setup, maybe you don't have the
    > latest version of Flash installed...or maybe you're trying to use some
    > really obscure off the wall browser or something, who knows...who
    > cares for that matter. *shrugs*

    Ah. I see. My SeaMonkey and Firefox have pop-up blocking enabled. IE7
    does not. Clever design philosophy, spawning pop-ups and positioning
    them so they straddle my two displays. Geez.

    --
    Ed Mullen
    http://edmullen.net
    http://mozilla.edmullen.net
    http://abington.edmullen.net
    The hilarious thing about self-important self-righteous people is that
    they are so easily baited.

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 08:46:39 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:33:18 -0400, Ed Mullen wrote:

    >>> Forgot to mention, I have edited that file you cited to strip
    >>> out every redundancy and bloat. Thank you!

    >> You certainly didn't. Try, try again, Junior. See if you can't make
    >> it work like this:
    >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/J S_Source.txt

    >And what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

    Forget to take your meds today?

    >> Remember, arrays are your friends. You should be using some type of
    >> for/next statement along with all your links and menu names in arrays,
    >> that way you only need ONE:
    >> : writeExternalContent += '

  • ';
    >>
    >> Instead of the SEVENTY or so you currently have, Mr. Bloat.

    >The arrays would still have to have all the content. And it's a
    >needlessly complicated effort to achieve what ...

    ....it's not complicated at all...it's like programming 101...hell it's
    like programming 99 fer fuck sake. The POINT is that unless you're an
    idiot with no level of skill it would take you MORE effort to do it
    the way you have it than to do it with a couple arrays and a for/next
    statement...and, again, less bloat and faster loading.

    >WAIT! Why am trying to have a cogent conversation with this person?

    Maybe because you're tired of just being a lame, pathetic, wannabe and
    you want to try and strive for something better.

    >>> Ooops-2. I took a look at the site link in your sig as you are clearly
    >>> a superior intellect when it comes to such things. I'm just curious,
    >>> why (at http://www.backwater-productions.net/) does hovering over the
    >>> images change the cursor to a hand, as though clicking would produce
    >>> some action, and, yet, nothing happens when I click? How does this
    >>> obviously deliberately-engineered Just curious, Oh Vaunted One.

    >> You're the only person I've ever heard claim of such an occurrence, so
    >> obviously it's a problem with your setup, maybe you don't have the
    >> latest version of Flash installed...or maybe you're trying to use some
    >> really obscure off the wall browser or something, who knows...who
    >> cares for that matter. *shrugs*

    >Ah. I see. My SeaMonkey and Firefox have pop-up blocking enabled. IE7
    >does not. Clever design philosophy, spawning pop-ups and positioning
    >them so they straddle my two displays. Geez.

    You must be on some other site, Kiddo, my main site doesn't make use
    of any pop-ups at all. Not only that but I use Firefox myself with
    pop-up blocking on and my sites display and work just as they should.
    Also, again, you are the ONLY person to have ever made such a
    complaint, so you must have fucked your system real good
    somehow...probably you're infected with some form of malware and
    you're simply too stupid to even realize it.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:05:06 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 24, 7:06 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > She certainly is, unlike your mother who killed herself shortly after
    > spawning you into this world.

    And you think this is a snappy comeback?

    > "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
    To paraphrase you, "even bad artists is still and artist" eh?

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:13:35 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 24, 7:06 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > You certainly didn't. Try, try again, Junior. See if you can't make
    > it work like this:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liq uid/JS_Source.txt

    Hatter, did you know the true author of "your" javascript code
    actually has his signature hidden in the code? How pathetic to steal
    someone's code and claim it to be your own. You stole this code from
    the Swish Forum.

    I use to just think you were pathetic, now you gave me proof.

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:15:53 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 25, 2:46 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > ...it's not complicated at all...it's like programming 101...hell it's
    > like programming 99 fer fuck sake.

    How would you know? Have you ever written any code for yourself or do
    you just steal the code from others and claim it as your own?

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:16:48 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:05:06 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >> She certainly is, unlike your mother who killed herself shortly after
    >> spawning you into this world.

    >And you think this is a snappy comeback?

    And you think he DESERVED a snappy comeback? My, you are a generous
    one.

    >> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    >To paraphrase you, "even bad artists is still and artist" eh?

    If you're going to try and paraphrase someone you should use single
    quotations, Tranny Chan...you should also attempt to MAKE FUCKING
    SENSE!

    ....it's the ~little~ things like that, ya know?

    *pats Tranny Chan on the head*

    Run along now, Kiddo, the grown ups are talking.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:18:59 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:13:35 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >On Jul 24, 7:06 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
    >> You certainly didn't. Try, try again, Junior. See if you can't make
    >> it work like this:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liq uid/JS_Source.txt
    >
    >Hatter, did you know the true author of "your" javascript code
    >actually has his signature hidden in the code? How pathetic to steal
    >someone's code and claim it to be your own. You stole this code from
    >the Swish Forum.
    >
    >I use to just think you were pathetic, now you gave me proof.

    I stole the code from myself, huh?

    LOL, sure kid, sure.

    BTW, I use more than one nyme online, maybe you should look at my
    headers more closely and see if you can't spot the connection,
    Dumbass.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:19:49 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:15:53 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >On Jul 25, 2:46 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
    >> ...it's not complicated at all...it's like programming 101...hell it's
    >> like programming 99 fer fuck sake.
    >
    >How would you know? Have you ever written any code for yourself or do
    >you just steal the code from others and claim it as your own?

    So now I'm stealing code from myself and then claiming it's my own,
    huh?

    Boy, this fantasy of yours sure is getting complicated. *nods*

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:43:34 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 25, 6:16 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > >> She certainly is, unlike your mother who killed herself shortly after
    > >> spawning you into this world.
    > >And you think this is a snappy comeback?
    > And you think he DESERVED a snappy comeback? My, you are a generous
    > one.

    So what you are saying is you did did think it was a snappy come back.

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:44:59 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 25, 6:19 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > >> ...it's not complicated at all...it's like programming 101...hell it's
    > >> like programming 99 fer fuck sake.
    > >How would you know? Have you ever written any code for yourself or do
    > >you just steal the code from others and claim it as your own?
    > So now I'm stealing code from myself and then claiming it's my own,
    > huh?

    Yea, that's it hatter... Your stealing your own code.

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 12:46:42 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 25, 6:18 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > >I use to just think you were pathetic, now you gave me proof.
    > I stole the code from myself, huh?

    Good recovery

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:08:11 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:38:58 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >I ran Hatters post through the new Ronko Audio Decrapalator. the
    >output (listed below) was very interesting.

    In other words you're going to try and project as many of your own
    failings as possible onto me in the most blatantly pathetic attempt to
    try and feel better about your own miserable life.

    Here, let me fix your post, Kiddo:

    > I am so lonely

    Is that why you spend so much time trying to gain my attention, Tranny
    Chan?

    > I am never far away from thinking about my small penis.

    Would you describe that trait of yours as a positive one or a negative
    one?

    > I have no friends

    Have you tried NOT thinking about your small penis all the time? I'm
    not saying that's the absolute key to finding friends, but hey, for
    you it'd at least be a start.

    > No one likes me

    Your mom likes you d00d...er, well, okay maybe not, but you can always
    pretend, right?

    > Did I mention I compentate for my small penis with my big mouth

    Hence the whole "translating" of other people's posts, huh Kiddo?

    > My puppy committed suicide when I adopted it

    Puppies can't commit suicide, Tranny Chan. If I were you I would come
    up with a better excuse, otherwise it won't take long for the local
    pet shop to figure out what you're really doing.

    > I am a virgin

    You don't count what you do with the dead puppies, huh?

    > I once masturbated while looking at a picture of George Cloony

    Do you have trouble masturbating with your small dick?

    > I have always been unloved

    Well Tranny Chan, you have to GIVE love if you want to GET love,
    that's the trick there. Even as pathetic as you are, there's ALWAYS
    ~some~ lowered expectation out there that you could get with...you
    just need to set you sights a little...less than normal looking.

    >I think it is clear that I deserve your sympathy and prayers.

    Sorry, but being a pathetic loser like yourself doesn't entitle you to
    any special treatment, Bucko. If it did, would you EVER stop being
    such a dribbling fuckwit?

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:12:08 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:43:34 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >> >> She certainly is, unlike your mother who killed herself shortly after
    >> >> spawning you into this world.

    >> >And you think this is a snappy comeback?

    >> And you think he DESERVED a snappy comeback? My, you are a generous
    >> one.

    >So what you are saying is you did did think it was a snappy come back.

    You're having an AWFUL hard time with this whole "reading
    comprehension" thing, huh Tranny Chan? Maybe I should go slower and
    stop using so many "big words" since you get confused so easily.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:12:57 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:46:42 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >> >I use to just think you were pathetic, now you gave me proof.

    >> I stole the code from myself, huh?

    >Good recovery

    Can one really ever "recover" from your blatant idiocy?

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:13:49 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:44:59 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >> >> ...it's not complicated at all...it's like programming 101...hell it's
    >> >> like programming 99 fer fuck sake.

    >> >How would you know? Have you ever written any code for yourself or do
    >> >you just steal the code from others and claim it as your own?

    >> So now I'm stealing code from myself and then claiming it's my own,
    >> huh?

    >Yea, that's it hatter... Your stealing your own code.

    What's the matter Tranny Chan, is your tin foil hat on a lil too tight
    today?

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:30:40 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 25, 7:12 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > >> And you think he DESERVED a snappy comeback? My, you are a generous
    > >> one.
    > >So what you are saying is you did did think it was a snappy come back.
    > You're having an AWFUL hard time with this whole "reading
    > comprehension" thing, huh Tranny Chan? Maybe I should go slower and
    > stop using so many "big words" since you get confused so easily.

    I find it interesting how simple it is to goat you.

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:32:34 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 25, 7:13 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > >> So now I'm stealing code from myself and then claiming it's my own,
    > >> huh?
    > >Yea, that's it hatter... Your stealing your own code.
    > What's the matter Tranny Chan, is your tin foil hat on a lil too tight
    > today?

    Tranny Chan... How do you do come up with such awesome comebacks?

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:33:40 von TravisNewbury

    On Jul 25, 7:12 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
    > >> >I use to just think you were pathetic, now you gave me proof.
    > >> I stole the code from myself, huh?
    > >Good recovery
    > Can one really ever "recover" from your blatant idiocy?

    You obviously can't.

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 13:43:05 von rf

    "Travis Newbury" wrote in message

    Travis, if you insist in feeding the trolls then please do it *only* over at
    2600 and leave alt.html out of it.

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 25.07.2007 17:46:01 von Perfect Reign

    on Wednesday 25 July 2007 03:15 am, someone posing as Travis Newbury took a
    rock and etched into the cave:

    > On Jul 25, 2:46 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > productions.net> wrote:
    >> ...it's not complicated at all...it's like programming 101...hell it's
    >> like programming 99 fer fuck sake.
    >
    > How would you know? Have you ever written any code for yourself or do
    > you just steal the code from others and claim it as your own?

    Um, isn't that what *all* programmers are really doing?

    Remember: It is better to plagerize than to improvise.


    --
    www.perfectreign.com

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 26.07.2007 01:53:09 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:30:40 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >On Jul 25, 7:12 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
    >> >> And you think he DESERVED a snappy comeback? My, you are a generous
    >> >> one.
    >> >So what you are saying is you did did think it was a snappy come back.
    >> You're having an AWFUL hard time with this whole "reading
    >> comprehension" thing, huh Tranny Chan? Maybe I should go slower and
    >> stop using so many "big words" since you get confused so easily.
    >
    >I find it interesting how simple it is to goat you.

    ....so now you think you're trolling me into making you look like a
    dribbling idiot...right...like I really needed a fuckin invitation or
    something, LOL.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 26.07.2007 01:55:18 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:32:34 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >On Jul 25, 7:13 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
    >> >> So now I'm stealing code from myself and then claiming it's my own,
    >> >> huh?
    >> >Yea, that's it hatter... Your stealing your own code.
    >> What's the matter Tranny Chan, is your tin foil hat on a lil too tight
    >> today?
    >
    >Tranny Chan... How do you do come up with such awesome comebacks?

    It's a complex process involving your mom's hairy snatch, a magic 8
    ball, a box of stale donuts and a Ouija board.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 26.07.2007 01:59:38 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:33:40 -0700, Travis Newbury
    wrote:

    >> >> >I use to just think you were pathetic, now you gave me proof.

    >> >> I stole the code from myself, huh?

    >> >Good recovery

    >> Can one really ever "recover" from your blatant idiocy?

    >You obviously can't.

    ....wow, just...WOW!

    Autoflame grade: A+

    ( froup line amended )

    Tranny Chan is so fuckin downs he pretty much just insults himself
    without even thinking. o_O

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 26.07.2007 02:08:59 von Ed Mullen

    Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    > On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:32:34 -0700, Travis Newbury
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Jul 25, 7:13 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >> productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>> So now I'm stealing code from myself and then claiming it's my own,
    >>>>> huh?
    >>>> Yea, that's it hatter... Your stealing your own code.
    >>> What's the matter Tranny Chan, is your tin foil hat on a lil too tight
    >>> today?
    >> Tranny Chan... How do you do come up with such awesome comebacks?
    >
    > It's a complex process involving your mom's hairy snatch, a magic 8
    > ball, a box of stale donuts and a Ouija board.
    >
    .... and a profound sense of isolation. Well, maybe not, maybe it's
    clinical psychosis.

    Ah well, whatever. Baiting the bear with honey has become tiresome.
    Continue your good work.

    --
    Ed Mullen
    http://edmullen.net
    http://mozilla.edmullen.net
    http://abington.edmullen.net
    What is the speed of dark?

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 26.07.2007 02:25:24 von Onideus Mad Hatter

    On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:08:59 -0400, Ed Mullen wrote:

    >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >> On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:32:34 -0700, Travis Newbury
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Jul 25, 7:13 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >>> productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>> So now I'm stealing code from myself and then claiming it's my own,
    >>>>>> huh?
    >>>>> Yea, that's it hatter... Your stealing your own code.
    >>>> What's the matter Tranny Chan, is your tin foil hat on a lil too tight
    >>>> today?
    >>> Tranny Chan... How do you do come up with such awesome comebacks?
    >>
    >> It's a complex process involving your mom's hairy snatch, a magic 8
    >> ball, a box of stale donuts and a Ouija board.
    >>
    >... and a profound sense of isolation. Well, maybe not, maybe it's
    >clinical psychosis.
    >
    >Ah well, whatever. Baiting the bear with honey has become tiresome.
    >Continue your good work.

    Let me know when you finally manage to figure out the "incredibly
    complex" coding of for/next statements and variable arrays. *nods*

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

    Re: seattle area hackers

    am 26.07.2007 02:31:31 von Ed Mullen

    Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >> Ah well, whatever. Baiting the bear with honey has become tiresome.
    >> Continue your good work.
    >
    > Let me know when you finally manage to figure out the "incredibly
    > complex" coding of for/next statements and variable arrays. *nods*

    Sure. Next time I get bored.

    --
    Ed Mullen
    http://edmullen.net
    http://mozilla.edmullen.net
    http://abington.edmullen.net
    The hilarious thing about self-important self-righteous people is that
    they are so easily baited.