Re: seattle area hackers

On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 21:37:19 -0400, Richard McBeef
wrote:

>>> Listen, you can't write code.

>> Unfortunately for you, your delusions in no way affect the reality of
>> my coding endeavors, Hell I've done things in coding that nobody has
>> ever done before...well, until I tell everyone anyway:
>> http://forums.swishzone.com/index.php?showtopic=30837&st=15& p=213404&#entry213404

>huh?
>That bullshit one liner is what you call "coding"?

Considering previous methods took DOZENS of lines of coding...yes.
See that's generally the goal of GOOD coding, Dipshit, to accomplish
things with as little code as possible. Obviously for some pathetic
wannabe like yourself that's just not an option.

>AND you claim that it is somehow novel and unique?
>Delusional!

Right, which explains why the thread has close to ELEVEN THOUSAND
views and, huh, I don't see even one person mention that they've see
the method before and all the other methods previously mentioned,
again, require DOZENS of lines of code and even external SWF files to
make them work. Seems that you're the only one whose delusional,
child. It's expected though. Feel bad about it...and then lash out,
it's entertaining. ^_^

>Furthermore, you are so ignorant as to think that this web shit you do
>is "programming".

So now you're trying to claim that ActionScript isn't a programming
language? Wow, do you EVER stop looking like an idiot?

*froup line amended*

Let's share your stupidity with the whole class, shall we?

>Son, you wouldn't know how to code an algorithm to add
>the integers 1 through 3.

Oh I wouldn't, huh?

: for(var i = 1; i < 4; i++) { text_variable = i + i }

Woah, boy that was sure tough, was that a question out of your seventh
grade "programming" class, Kiddo? *snicker* Let me know if I made it
look too complicated for you, I can always dumb it down to your level
with something like this:

: dumbass_int_1 = 1;
: dumbass_int_2 = 2;
: dumbass_int_3 = 3;
: your_a_dumbass_text = dumbass_int_1 + dumbass_int_2 + dumbass_int_3

That's probably more your speed, huh kiddo? ^_^

>How does this sound, register at topcoder.com and post back here what
>your rating is after a 1 or 2 single round matchups, ok?

Let me know when the makers of that site manage to graduate beyond the
KIDDIE LEVEL of using TABLES FOR CONTENT LAYOUT and maybe I'll be able
to stop laughing at the incredible irony of your "challenge".

>Just a link to your profile is sufficient.
>Either you do this and post a link to your profile or your
>"I can code" bluff has been called.

*pats you on the head*

You can believe whatever failing little delusion you like, Kiddo, it's
of no consequence to me in any way. All your blustering and fit
throwing won't change the simple fact that I produce and you, well,
you run at the mouth a whole lot, but that's about it.

Oh hey, here's a fun challenge, let's see you make a perfect liquid
website that utilizes on the fly bicubic and bilinear resizing WITHOUT
the use of Flash. So far there's only one person on the planet whose
been able to construct such a site...and that's me:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/

Here, I'll even let you look at my javascript source code:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/J S_Source.txt

....not that you'd be able to comprehend any of it, it's WAY beyond
anything you could ever even fucking dream of producing. That's
nothing short of GOD LEVEL programming right there, child.

Fact of the matter is...you couldn't even fuckin BREATH on my level,
Richy. I've done shit in web design and coding that NO ONE has ever
done before.

>> LOL, "non open standards junk" like Flash, huh? You uh, you *DO*
>> comprehend that Flash is NOT a programming language, right? Oops, yer
>> showin off yer ignorant stupidity already, huh Kiddo? Free cl00, the
>> term you should ACTUALLY be using, if you actually had any fuckin idea
>> as to what you're even babbling about, would be ACTIONSCRIPT. Who
>> wants to take bets on whether Junior here has ever even heard of it?
>> *snicker*

>You cannot even begin to comprehend what I know.

This from the guy who thinks that Flash is a programming language.
*snicker*

>> Dribbling little loser ass doorknobs like you are *SO* easy to
>> manipulate. He, he, he... `, D

>And just how have you manipulated anyone?

Keep asking that. ^_^

>Nobody believes your alleged "trolls" are anything more than
>clumsy attempts at integrating with normal people.

Nobody, huh? So when did all the sheeple elect you as head
spokes-idiot? Or are you just running at the mouth again? Here's a
thought, why don't you try just speaking for YOURSELF...if you can. I
know, I know, for someone of your...height, that can be a pretty scary
proposition I guess.

>In summary, y

I'm sorry, but I really can't understand what you're saying when
you've got my cock in your mouth like that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )