Server Down

Server Down

am 04.08.2007 04:11:24 von Neredbojias

Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so if'n ya
cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.

I'm a-thinkin' I oughter transmigrate to Google Groups maybe.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 04:12:51 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:11:24
GMT Neredbojias scribed:

> Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so if'n
> ya cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.
>
> I'm a-thinkin' I oughter transmigrate to Google Groups maybe.

Yeah, I should've included that a whole bunch of recent posts are missing
(to me).

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 04:50:40 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so if'n ya
> cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.

Which one's that?

> I'm a-thinkin' I oughter transmigrate to Google Groups maybe.
--
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Killing all posts from Google Groups.
Except in Thunderbird, which can't filter that well.
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 05:00:41 von cwdjrxyz

On Aug 3, 9:12 pm, Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:11:24
> GMT Neredbojias scribed:
>
> > Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so if'n
> > ya cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.
>
> > I'm a-thinkin' I oughter transmigrate to Google Groups maybe.
>
> Yeah, I should've included that a whole bunch of recent posts are missing
> (to me).
>
> --
> Neredbojias
> Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

It is good to have more than one newsreader, as most I have seen have
problems from time to time. Google groups requires no sign up just to
read. To post there, about all you need is an email address that is
working at the moment so they can confirm you have an address. After
you are signed up you can delete the email address or set to dump all
incoming mail to avoid spam if you wish. Even if you like to use all
of the fancy filtering, etc that some news readers have, Google is a
good backup and alone it serves the needs of many. Your posting name
is unusual enough that there is a good chance that it is not taken on
Google or most newsreaders. Thus, if you can use the same name, many
would not notice if you are posting on your backup reader unless they
examined the headers.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 05:43:43 von dorayme

In article
<1186196441.169299.226380@x40g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
cwdjrxyz wrote:

> > Yeah, I should've included that a whole bunch of recent posts are missing
> > (to me).
> >
> > --
> > Neredbojias
> > Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.
>
> It is good to have more than one newsreader,

Yes, in Boji's case he should have a _million_ newsreaders. Then
he could take more time reading posts from every which angle and
less on talking so much useless rubbish. I have one newsreader
and I keep very stringent control on what is worth saying and
that is why I have built the reputation I have. I am willing to
sell this reputation, anyone interested?

--
dorayme

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 07:26:18 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:00:41
GMT cwdjrxyz scribed:

> It is good to have more than one newsreader, as most I have seen have
> problems from time to time. Google groups requires no sign up just to
> read. To post there, about all you need is an email address that is
> working at the moment so they can confirm you have an address. After
> you are signed up you can delete the email address or set to dump all
> incoming mail to avoid spam if you wish. Even if you like to use all
> of the fancy filtering, etc that some news readers have, Google is a
> good backup and alone it serves the needs of many. Your posting name
> is unusual enough that there is a good chance that it is not taken on
> Google or most newsreaders. Thus, if you can use the same name, many
> would not notice if you are posting on your backup reader unless they
> examined the headers.

You speak the truth but I can't seem to get used to the gg article layout.
However, it's nice to have it as a backup.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 07:29:21 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:43:43
GMT dorayme scribed:

> In article
> <1186196441.169299.226380@x40g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
> cwdjrxyz wrote:
>
>> > Yeah, I should've included that a whole bunch of recent posts are
>> > missing (to me).
>> >
>> > --
>> > Neredbojias
>> > Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.
>>
>> It is good to have more than one newsreader,
>
> Yes, in Boji's case he should have a _million_ newsreaders. Then
> he could take more time reading posts from every which angle and
> less on talking so much useless rubbish. I have one newsreader
> and I keep very stringent control on what is worth saying and
> that is why I have built the reputation I have. I am willing to
> sell this reputation, anyone interested?

Uh, it was the _newsserver_ giving me problems, not my _newsreader_, Miss
Stringent-Control-on-what-is-worth-saying. (Hah!)

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 07:32:09 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:50:40
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>> Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so
>> if'n ya cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.
>
> Which one's that?

UsenetMonster. $2.95 per month: 10 gigs. Cheap, but if I spent much more,
I might just as well get a discount dial-up account (-like I had before for
$8.95/mo.)

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 07:49:07 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:00:41
> GMT cwdjrxyz scribed:
>
>> It is good to have more than one newsreader, as most I have seen have
>> problems from time to time. Google groups requires no sign up just to
>> read. To post there, about all you need is an email address that is
>> working at the moment so they can confirm you have an address. After
>> you are signed up you can delete the email address or set to dump all
>> incoming mail to avoid spam if you wish. Even if you like to use all
>> of the fancy filtering, etc that some news readers have, Google is a
>> good backup and alone it serves the needs of many. Your posting name
>> is unusual enough that there is a good chance that it is not taken on
>> Google or most newsreaders. Thus, if you can use the same name, many
>> would not notice if you are posting on your backup reader unless they
>> examined the headers.
>
> You speak the truth but I can't seem to get used to the gg article layout.
> However, it's nice to have it as a backup.

Luckly, kill filters *do* examine the headers.

--
Blinky RLU 297263
Killing all posts from Google Groups.
Except in Thunderbird, which can't filter that well.
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 07:53:09 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:50:40
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>> Neredbojias wrote:
>>> Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so
>>> if'n ya cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.
>>
>> Which one's that?
>
> UsenetMonster. $2.95 per month: 10 gigs. Cheap, but if I spent much more,

Ah. I thought since it went down you might be posting from a backup.

> I might just as well get a discount dial-up account (-like I had before for
> $8.95/mo.)

I don't need bunnies, so I use news.individual.net for $14/year as my
primary. I also have a few freebies, and use a couple-three of those most
every day, as well (as well as the in-house servers like at mozilla.org
and spamcop.net and grc.com).

Not counting the unused and unconfigured OE, I also have 7 news clients.

I'm kind of a Usenet junkie. :)


--
Blinky RLU 297263
Killing all posts from Google Groups.
Except in Thunderbird, which can't filter that well.
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 07:55:01 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:43:43
> GMT dorayme scribed:
>
>> In article
>> <1186196441.169299.226380@x40g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
>> cwdjrxyz wrote:
>>
>>> > Yeah, I should've included that a whole bunch of recent posts are
>>> > missing (to me).
>>> >
>>> > --
>>> > Neredbojias
>>> > Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.
>>>
>>> It is good to have more than one newsreader,
>>
>> Yes, in Boji's case he should have a _million_ newsreaders. Then
>> he could take more time reading posts from every which angle and
>> less on talking so much useless rubbish. I have one newsreader
>> and I keep very stringent control on what is worth saying and
>> that is why I have built the reputation I have. I am willing to
>> sell this reputation, anyone interested?
>
> Uh, it was the _newsserver_ giving me problems, not my _newsreader_, Miss
> Stringent-Control-on-what-is-worth-saying. (Hah!)

Speaking of reputations...you *still* aren't binning duhrayme? :)


--
Blinky RLU 297263
Killing all posts from Google Groups.
Except in Thunderbird, which can't filter that well.
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 10:01:30 von dorayme

In article ,
Blinky the Shark wrote:

> > Uh, it was the _newsserver_ giving me problems, not my _newsreader_, Miss
> > Stringent-Control-on-what-is-worth-saying. (Hah!)
>
> Speaking of reputations...you *still* aren't binning duhrayme? :)

Naturally, a sexist low-life shark who prides and preens his
reputation so carefully would not find it beneath himself to make
make asides to others rather than confront the object of his
contempt.

--
dorayme

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 10:36:12 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:55:01
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>> Uh, it was the _newsserver_ giving me problems, not my _newsreader_,
>> Miss Stringent-Control-on-what-is-worth-saying. (Hah!)
>
> Speaking of reputations...you *still* aren't binning duhrayme? :)

Are you serious? Considering her "scintillating personality", I doubt if
I'd even date her.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 10:39:51 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:49:07
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>> You speak the truth but I can't seem to get used to the gg article
>> layout. However, it's nice to have it as a backup.
>
> Luckly, kill filters *do* examine the headers.

He he, I thought that might get your shoat...

Weaaall, me 'n Bill don't examine headers, we jist enjoys 'em.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 10:55:12 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:53:09
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>>>> Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so
>>>> if'n ya cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.
>>>
>>> Which one's that?
>>
>> UsenetMonster. $2.95 per month: 10 gigs. Cheap, but if I spent much
>> more,
>
> Ah. I thought since it went down you might be posting from a backup.

Nah. Just waited till it came back up. Rather like intimacy in the
boudoir revisited.

>> I might just as well get a discount dial-up account (-like I had
>> before for $8.95/mo.)

> I don't need bunnies, so I use news.individual.net for $14/year as my
> primary.

I tried that when I decided to go hi-speed but had trouble with the
payment methods. The rules are different for Americans and Europeans, -
worse for the former. They try to dun your cc (for cc usage, I guess)
_as well as_ the normal charge, and I would have none of it.

I also have a few freebies, and use a couple-three of those
> most every day, as well (as well as the in-house servers like at
> mozilla.org and spamcop.net and grc.com).
>
> Not counting the unused and unconfigured OE, I also have 7 news
> clients.
>
> I'm kind of a Usenet junkie. :)

You must be subscribed to a lot of different groups 'cause I don't see
your tail around here that often (-lessen you just jaw much less than you
read, sort of an anti-dorayme-type-paradigm.)

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 10:59:51 von dorayme

In article
,
Neredbojias wrote:

> Are you serious? Considering her "scintillating personality", I doubt if
> I'd even date her.

I am sooooooo disappointed. I was soooooo looking forward to a
sort of variation on Fatal Attraction with the variation being
Glen Close succeeds.

--
dorayme

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 11:00:52 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:55:01
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>> Uh, it was the _newsserver_ giving me problems, not my _newsreader_,
>>> Miss Stringent-Control-on-what-is-worth-saying. (Hah!)
>>
>> Speaking of reputations...you *still* aren't binning duhrayme? :)
>
> Are you serious? Considering her "scintillating personality", I doubt if
> I'd even date her.

Yes, I'm serious. Binning means killfiling -- putting in the "bozo bin".


--
Blinky RLU 297263
Killing all posts from Google Groups.
Except in Thunderbird, which can't filter that well.
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 11:07:03 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007
> 05:53:09 GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>>> Apparently my gnuish new newsserver was down for quite a while so
>>>>> if'n ya cussed me out and I didn' cuss ya back, that's why.
>>>>
>>>> Which one's that?
>>>
>>> UsenetMonster. $2.95 per month: 10 gigs. Cheap, but if I spent
>>> much more,
>>
>> Ah. I thought since it went down you might be posting from a backup.
>
> Nah. Just waited till it came back up. Rather like intimacy in the
> boudoir revisited.
>
>>> I might just as well get a discount dial-up account (-like I had
>>> before for $8.95/mo.)
>
>> I don't need bunnies, so I use news.individual.net for $14/year as my
>> primary.
>
> I tried that when I decided to go hi-speed but had trouble with the
> payment methods. The rules are different for Americans and Europeans,
> - worse for the former. They try to dun your cc (for cc usage, I
> guess) _as well as_ the normal charge, and I would have none of it.

I'm the former. I had no issues with them the two times I've paid for
the service.

> I also have a few freebies, and use a couple-three of those
>> most every day, as well (as well as the in-house servers like at
>> mozilla.org and spamcop.net and grc.com).
>>
>> Not counting the unused and unconfigured OE, I also have 7 news
>> clients.
>>
>> I'm kind of a Usenet junkie. :)
>
> You must be subscribed to a lot of different groups 'cause I don't see
> your tail around here that often (-lessen you just jaw much less than
> you read, sort of an anti-dorayme-type-paradigm.)

Probably 30, but some of them are low-traffic groups. I only heavily
participate in...I guess three that run two or three hundred posts or
more a day. Most are mid-sized. I read a lot more than I post here and
in alt.www.webmaster; I'm not as versed in the issues with these two
groups so it's more learning for me and less helping. I did just pick
up a domain to take my Usenet Improvement Project to, so when I get
around to designing that (it'll be completely new) I'll probably be
standing in the help queue here more than I have been. :)


--
Blinky RLU 297263
Killing all posts from Google Groups.
Except in Thunderbird, which can't filter that well.
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 14:16:10 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:59:51
GMT dorayme scribed:

> In article
> ,
> Neredbojias wrote:
>
>> Are you serious? Considering her "scintillating personality", I
>> doubt if I'd even date her.
>
> I am sooooooo disappointed. I was soooooo looking forward to a
> sort of variation on Fatal Attraction with the variation being
> Glen Close succeeds.

Actually, I was more taken with the plot disclosed in Basic Instinct.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 14:27:19 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:00:52
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>>> Speaking of reputations...you *still* aren't binning duhrayme? :)
>>
>> Are you serious? Considering her "scintillating personality", I
>> doubt if I'd even date her.
>
> Yes, I'm serious. Binning means killfiling -- putting in the "bozo
> bin".

Nope. I like dorayme. True, she shouldn't have name-called in the way she
did, but she's interesting and intelligent - and a little flaky. That's an
entertaining combination if you ask me. Besides, you have to remember that
when you're dealing with women, you can't be too choosey.

A shark may eat what it finds annoying; a human just tries to avoid
indigestion.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 14:39:15 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:07:03
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>>> I don't need bunnies, so I use news.individual.net for $14/year as
>>> my primary.
>>
>> I tried that when I decided to go hi-speed but had trouble with the
>> payment methods. The rules are different for Americans and
>> Europeans, - worse for the former. They try to dun your cc (for cc
>> usage, I guess) _as well as_ the normal charge, and I would have none
>> of it.
>
> I'm the former. I had no issues with them the two times I've paid for
> the service.

So? Then I guess they tried to stiff me. This is no fantasy; the
charge was on my bank account until I had it removed. (-Only about $3,
but it's the principle... I also couldn't get thru to their hotline to
inquire.)

Did you use a cc?

>>> I'm kind of a Usenet junkie. :)
>>
>> You must be subscribed to a lot of different groups 'cause I don't
>> see your tail around here that often (-lessen you just jaw much less
>> than you read, sort of an anti-dorayme-type-paradigm.)
>
> Probably 30, but some of them are low-traffic groups. I only heavily
> participate in...I guess three that run two or three hundred posts or
> more a day. Most are mid-sized. I read a lot more than I post here
> and in alt.www.webmaster; I'm not as versed in the issues with these
> two groups so it's more learning for me and less helping. I did just
> pick up a domain to take my Usenet Improvement Project to, so when I
> get around to designing that (it'll be completely new) I'll probably
> be standing in the help queue here more than I have been. :)

I've looked at your current effort a few times, and it seems pretty damn
good to me. Probably the best thing to remember when html-page-making
is that there are bound to be roadblocks because the standards aren't
fully "set" yet and the browsers render markup differently, anyway. In
some ways I think it's all a bunch of crap little better than what was
around in the early nineties. The _move_ towards standardization is
good, but the reality of the current implimentations...? I dunno. I
think they could have done better.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

Re: Server Down

am 04.08.2007 15:01:21 von John Hosking

Blinky the Shark wrote:

>
> Not counting the unused and unconfigured OE, I also have 7 news clients.
>
> I'm kind of a Usenet junkie. :)

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. :-)

--
John
Pondering the value of the UIP: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 00:13:40 von dorayme

In article
,
Neredbojias wrote:

> Nope. I like dorayme.

That is so sweet of you, my dearest Boji - little flower, sugar
plum, pumpkin. Before I knew your true feelings, I sent a little
something to you via my agents. But please do not open. In the
light of your confession, forward it on to your mate, that shark
schmuck. Let's see if one of its millions of google-header and
usenet and God knows what other filters (a swimming version of
The Iraq Green Zone) can detect it for what it is, a packet of
very simple, odourless, pills.

Why, you ask, is there a need for so many in a bottle. Let me
tell you, you sweet pumkin: while not placebos, the others act as
decoy, just one drop-dead pill would look suspicious. In case
your mate swallows the whole bottle, I have taken care to make
the bottle a fast-release capsule coating. If this bait is not
taken, I can make up a huge pill and make it look like an
earthling wet-suited diver.

> she's interesting and intelligent - and a little flaky.

Please read my writings more closely. I explained to Toby about
what they call shark in Melbourne and I really would prefer you
did not use that word in relation to me. Let me take the
opportunity to give you a new Jewish word: Tell your feverishly
killfiling, ever filtering, ever caustic, ever obsequious
schmark, to get stuffed. This is _my_ present to you Boji, a new
Jewish word for the schmucks of the deep. (It's ok, no need to
leap to anything for me like "schmart" - it is already used by my
enemies at home).

In the meantime, Boji, old son, considering you did not deliver
the slightest on The Desert nor on The Young Trader, how about
saying whether you find the following, the least suspicious:

That is my dog.
That dog is a father.
Therefore, that dog is my father.

--
dorayme

Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 00:18:47 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007
> 09:07:03 GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>> I don't need bunnies, so I use news.individual.net for $14/year as
>>>> my primary.
>>>
>>> I tried that when I decided to go hi-speed but had trouble with the
>>> payment methods. The rules are different for Americans and
>>> Europeans, - worse for the former. They try to dun your cc (for cc
>>> usage, I guess) _as well as_ the normal charge, and I would have
>>> none of it.
>>
>> I'm the former. I had no issues with them the two times I've paid
>> for the service.
>
> So? Then I guess they tried to stiff me. This is no fantasy; the
> charge was on my bank account until I had it removed. (-Only about
> $3, but it's the principle... I also couldn't get thru to their
> hotline to inquire.)
>
> Did you use a cc?

Visa. $12.46 in April last year and 13.91 this April. No other
charges.

>>>> I'm kind of a Usenet junkie. :)
>>>
>>> You must be subscribed to a lot of different groups 'cause I don't
>>> see your tail around here that often (-lessen you just jaw much less
>>> than you read, sort of an anti-dorayme-type-paradigm.)
>>
>> Probably 30, but some of them are low-traffic groups. I only heavily
>> participate in...I guess three that run two or three hundred posts or
>> more a day. Most are mid-sized. I read a lot more than I post here
>> and in alt.www.webmaster; I'm not as versed in the issues with these
>> two groups so it's more learning for me and less helping. I did just
>> pick up a domain to take my Usenet Improvement Project to, so when I
>> get around to designing that (it'll be completely new) I'll probably
>> be standing in the help queue here more than I have been. :)
>
> I've looked at your current effort a few times, and it seems pretty
> damn good to me. Probably the best thing to remember when

Why, thank you.

My main goal has been simplicity and speed. I love fast downloading
sites; I'm heavily influenced by the plain-jane pages I get from
many/most of the Linux documentation and help sites, RFC sites, and
stuff like that. Unless I'm *looking* for images, I don't need them --
they're of little use on an informational pages. I'm on a dialup, and I
have and will try to continue NOT making stuff that takes two minutes a
page for the other good folks that are, for whatever reason(s) on
dialups.

I'm snooping for two- or three-column nontabled layouts to work from for
the new site. That doesn't imply that I'm using tables now. But I did
for one version of my present hobby site years ago. I learned a lot
with that, though. Not just in terms of coding; also a pain in the ass
maintainance was.

> html-page-making is that there are bound to be roadblocks because the
> standards aren't fully "set" yet and the browsers render markup
> differently, anyway. In some ways I think it's all a bunch of crap
> little better than what was around in the early nineties. The _move_
> towards standardization is good, but the reality of the current
> implimentations...? I dunno. I think they could have done better.

Another advantage to keep it simple is that I can do reasonably well
without being a Wizard. :)

I test new stuff and changes in FF, Opera, Konqueror, lynx
and...uh...what's that other one...the legacy browser...oh, yeah -- IE.


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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 00:21:09 von Blinky the Shark

John Hosking wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>
>> Not counting the unused and unconfigured OE, I also have 7 news clients.
>>
>> I'm kind of a Usenet junkie. :)
>
> Admitting you have a problem is the first step. :-)

Steps...hmmm...rings a bell from my old friendship with Bill W. :)


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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 07:09:44 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:13:40
GMT dorayme scribed:

>> Nope. I like dorayme.
>
> That is so sweet of you, my dearest Boji - little flower, sugar
> plum, pumpkin.

Well, remember that the next time you become aggravated at me. Btw, does
this mean that if I ever happen to visit Australia, I can get in your
pants?

> Before I knew your true feelings, I sent a little
> something to you via my agents. But please do not open. In the
> light of your confession, forward it on to your mate, that shark
> schmuck. Let's see if one of its millions of google-header and
> usenet and God knows what other filters (a swimming version of
> The Iraq Green Zone) can detect it for what it is, a packet of
> very simple, odourless, pills.
>
> Why, you ask, is there a need for so many in a bottle. Let me
> tell you, you sweet pumkin: while not placebos, the others act as
> decoy, just one drop-dead pill would look suspicious. In case
> your mate swallows the whole bottle, I have taken care to make
> the bottle a fast-release capsule coating. If this bait is not
> taken, I can make up a huge pill and make it look like an
> earthling wet-suited diver.

Just one question: does this in any way, shape, or form have anything to
do with why Luigi has not made even a token appearance here in several
months?

>> she's interesting and intelligent - and a little flaky.
>
> Please read my writings more closely. I explained to Toby about
> what they call shark in Melbourne and I really would prefer you
> did not use that word in relation to me.

Huh? I never called you a shark. -Not even a sharkess, by golly. I
therefore supposed you are referring to the word which means "shark" in
Melbourne, but I honestly don't know/can't recall/do not remember what
that is. So I guess you're safe, -except for accidents.

> Let me take the
> opportunity to give you a new Jewish word: Tell your feverishly
> killfiling, ever filtering, ever caustic, ever obsequious
> schmark, to get stuffed. This is _my_ present to you Boji, a new
> Jewish word for the schmucks of the deep. (It's ok, no need to
> leap to anything for me like "schmart" - it is already used by my
> enemies at home).

Blinky's okay. I think frazzlicious stuff drives him crazy, that's all.
Sharks _are_ rather used to a more-or-less perfect world. They're at the
top of their food chain, and if one of 'em disappears every now and then
due to the predations of man, they look on the bright side of having less
competition.

> In the meantime, Boji, old son, considering you did not deliver
> the slightest on The Desert nor on The Young Trader, how about
> saying whether you find the following, the least suspicious:
>
> That is my dog.
> That dog is a father.
> Therefore, that dog is my father.

Wey-all, logic dictates that the dog does _not_ have to be his father,
that's for sure. Besides the aforemantioned, the only other thing it
suggests to me is perhaps the guy's into incestual bestiality.

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 07:29:45 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:18:47
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>>>>> I don't need bunnies, so I use news.individual.net for $14/year as
>>>>> my primary.
>>>>
>>>> I tried that when I decided to go hi-speed but had trouble with the
>>>> payment methods. The rules are different for Americans and
>>>> Europeans, - worse for the former. They try to dun your cc (for cc
>>>> usage, I guess) _as well as_ the normal charge, and I would have
>>>> none of it.
>>>
>>> I'm the former. I had no issues with them the two times I've paid
>>> for the service.
>>
>> So? Then I guess they tried to stiff me. This is no fantasy; the
>> charge was on my bank account until I had it removed. (-Only about
>> $3, but it's the principle... I also couldn't get thru to their
>> hotline to inquire.)
>>
>> Did you use a cc?
>
> Visa. $12.46 in April last year and 13.91 this April. No other
> charges.

Hmm, I wonder what happened? Maybe there're getting greedy with new
users, I dunno. I may still have the documentation on the whole thing.
Will have to look.

>> I've looked at your current effort a few times, and it seems pretty
>> damn good to me. Probably the best thing to remember when
>
> Why, thank you.
>
> My main goal has been simplicity and speed. I love fast downloading
> sites; I'm heavily influenced by the plain-jane pages I get from
> many/most of the Linux documentation and help sites, RFC sites, and
> stuff like that. Unless I'm *looking* for images, I don't need them --
> they're of little use on an informational pages. I'm on a dialup, and
> I
> have and will try to continue NOT making stuff that takes two minutes a
> page for the other good folks that are, for whatever reason(s) on
> dialups.

You're a man after my own heart. -Er, shark. Although my site is
virtually all thumbnail links and images, I have 2 index pages: one
normal and one lite. Even the normal one's fast; it has a handful of
small images and (now) a short video which, however, only loads for hi-
speed users. (Opera may be a temporary exception, but I'm working on
that.)

The lite page loads almost instantly, even on dialup. It's basically just
2 columns of links and a form, although it can be set at the visitor's
option to provide hover images related to the links. All the fancy stuff
is javascript but completely non-essential.

> I'm snooping for two- or three-column nontabled layouts to work from
> for
> the new site. That doesn't imply that I'm using tables now. But I did
> for one version of my present hobby site years ago. I learned a lot
> with that, though. Not just in terms of coding; also a pain in the ass
> maintainance was.

You might try experimentally floating a few divs and applying a little
padding just to see what happens. The hard part is height-matching, if
that becomes necessary.

>> html-page-making is that there are bound to be roadblocks because the
>> standards aren't fully "set" yet and the browsers render markup
>> differently, anyway. In some ways I think it's all a bunch of crap
>> little better than what was around in the early nineties. The _move_
>> towards standardization is good, but the reality of the current
>> implimentations...? I dunno. I think they could have done better.
>
> Another advantage to keep it simple is that I can do reasonably well
> without being a Wizard. :)

Simplicity also abets functionality no matter how much of a wizard one
is. Complicated things tend to break easily in html.

> I test new stuff and changes in FF, Opera, Konqueror, lynx
> and...uh...what's that other one...the legacy browser...oh, yeah -- IE.

I don't have any Linux or Mac stuff, so I tend to stick with "the big
three": IE (6 and 7), FF/SeaMonkey, and Opera. I _hope_ my site works
in browsers like Safari and Konqueror, but if not, -oh, well.

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 07:44:56 von dorayme

In article
,
Neredbojias wrote:

> GMT dorayme scribed:
>
> >> Nope. I like dorayme.
> >
> > That is so sweet of you, my dearest Boji - little flower, sugar
> > plum, pumpkin.
>
> Well, remember that the next time you become aggravated at me. Btw, does
> this mean that if I ever happen to visit Australia, I can get in your
> pants?
>

You would be most unhappy in your attempts, no Australian jury
would convict me. Just stay as you are, alive, talking a lot of
rubbish and generally enjoying yourself, rather than having
missing parts, terrible injuries, being _perfectly still_, _not
breathing_ for ever and ever...

I don't want to feel like The Schofield Kid from Unforgiven as he
sat under that tree drinking great gulps of whisky from a bottle
shared with Clint Eastwood.

Let us not dwell on unpleasant things my dearest Boji. Lift your
mind higher.

> >> she's interesting and intelligent - and a little flaky.
> >
> > Please read my writings more closely. I explained to Toby about
> > what they call shark in Melbourne and I really would prefer you
> > did not use that word in relation to me.
>
> Huh? I never called you a shark.

Hint: "flake". That is what they call shark meat in Melbourne

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 07:52:55 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:18:47
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>> Neredjojias wrote:

>>> Did you use a cc?
>>
>> Visa. $12.46 in April last year and 13.91 this April. No other
>> charges.
>
> Hmm, I wonder what happened? Maybe there're getting greedy with new
> users, I dunno. I may still have the documentation on the whole thing.
> Will have to look.

I have connections within the industry. My uncle is a loan shark.

>>> I've looked at your current effort a few times, and it seems pretty
>>> damn good to me. Probably the best thing to remember when
>>
>> Why, thank you.
>>
>> My main goal has been simplicity and speed. I love fast downloading
>> sites; I'm heavily influenced by the plain-jane pages I get from
>> many/most of the Linux documentation and help sites, RFC sites, and
>> stuff like that. Unless I'm *looking* for images, I don't need them --
>> they're of little use on an informational pages. I'm on a dialup, and
>> I
>> have and will try to continue NOT making stuff that takes two minutes a
>> page for the other good folks that are, for whatever reason(s) on
>> dialups.
>
> You're a man after my own heart. -Er, shark. Although my site is
> virtually all thumbnail links and images, I have 2 index pages: one
> normal and one lite. Even the normal one's fast; it has a handful of
> small images and (now) a short video which, however, only loads for hi-
> speed users. (Opera may be a temporary exception, but I'm working on
> that.)

I hate long paper-towel-roll pages with tons of large images. My buddy
made one of those with photos of his new (and first) house a few years
back. I spent a whole evening making that into a gallery with a thumbs
page, and stuck it on Blinkynet for him.

> The lite page loads almost instantly, even on dialup. It's basically just
> 2 columns of links and a form, although it can be set at the visitor's
> option to provide hover images related to the links. All the fancy stuff
> is javascript but completely non-essential.

I've never done a lick of js, at this point. Can't count on people
having it enabled.

>> I'm snooping for two- or three-column nontabled layouts to work from
>> for
>> the new site. That doesn't imply that I'm using tables now. But I did
>> for one version of my present hobby site years ago. I learned a lot
>> with that, though. Not just in terms of coding; also a pain in the ass
>> maintainance was.
>
> You might try experimentally floating a few divs and applying a little
> padding just to see what happens. The hard part is height-matching, if
> that becomes necessary.

Right.

>>> html-page-making is that there are bound to be roadblocks because the
>>> standards aren't fully "set" yet and the browsers render markup
>>> differently, anyway. In some ways I think it's all a bunch of crap
>>> little better than what was around in the early nineties. The _move_
>>> towards standardization is good, but the reality of the current
>>> implimentations...? I dunno. I think they could have done better.
>>
>> Another advantage to keep it simple is that I can do reasonably well
>> without being a Wizard. :)
>
> Simplicity also abets functionality no matter how much of a wizard one
> is. Complicated things tend to break easily in html.

There ya go. And maintenence is more fussy.

>> I test new stuff and changes in FF, Opera, Konqueror, lynx
>> and...uh...what's that other one...the legacy browser...oh, yeah -- IE.
>
> I don't have any Linux or Mac stuff, so I tend to stick with "the big
> three": IE (6 and 7), FF/SeaMonkey, and Opera. I _hope_ my site works
> in browsers like Safari and Konqueror, but if not, -oh, well.

Can check Konq. Link?

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 08:11:10 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:

> I don't have any Linux or Mac stuff, so I tend to stick with "the big
> three": IE (6 and 7), FF/SeaMonkey, and Opera. I _hope_ my site works
> in browsers like Safari and Konqueror, but if not, -oh, well.

I found you. And saw that I'd been there before. :)

On your default page, Konq ends abruptly at the bottom of the TinyURL
container. So I also don't see the Weather Zone or the

Css Test|Html Test|20070727

stuff at the bottom.

Other than that, that page is pretty much the same.

Munch Test. And I never thought I'd be writing that phrase. :)

I do see the Css Check|Html Check|30 Sep 06 line at the bottom in Konq;
so that page *is* the same in both browsers.

Planet Venus pages match well.

Ditto the alt link from there.

So except for the missing stuff at the bottom of the default page, if
you've seen it in Firefox you've seen it in Konqueror.

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 11:17:47 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:44:56
GMT dorayme scribed:

>> >> Nope. I like dorayme.
>> >
>> > That is so sweet of you, my dearest Boji - little flower, sugar
>> > plum, pumpkin.
>>
>> Well, remember that the next time you become aggravated at me. Btw,
>> does this mean that if I ever happen to visit Australia, I can get in
>> your pants?
>>
>
> You would be most unhappy in your attempts, no Australian jury
> would convict me. Just stay as you are, alive, talking a lot of
> rubbish and generally enjoying yourself, rather than having
> missing parts, terrible injuries, being _perfectly still_, _not
> breathing_ for ever and ever...
>
> I don't want to feel like The Schofield Kid from Unforgiven as he
> sat under that tree drinking great gulps of whisky from a bottle
> shared with Clint Eastwood.
>
> Let us not dwell on unpleasant things my dearest Boji. Lift your
> mind higher.

Well, at least that was one of the more equitable rejections I've ever
heard in my life. I have to tell you, though, that my mind is in the
gutter. It actually likes it there, having grown used to such low-lying
crevassities from decades of base imbibing. I get dizzy when I "lift my
head", so to speak, and "soaring amongst the clouds" would certainly
deflate my proverbial sack. The good part is that I find it much easier
to maintain an equilibrium in my present position rather than at the so-
called exalted stature assumed by someone like a yuppie.

>> >> she's interesting and intelligent - and a little flaky.
>> >
>> > Please read my writings more closely. I explained to Toby about
>> > what they call shark in Melbourne and I really would prefer you
>> > did not use that word in relation to me.
>>
>> Huh? I never called you a shark.
>
> Hint: "flake". That is what they call shark meat in Melbourne

I shall accede to your wishes. However, I will also continue to
capitalize words at the beginnings of sentences.

May I ask you a question? (-Uh, I'm going to, anyway.) With a mind to
this word that may no longer be spoken, how do you view yourself on such
a scale? In other words, on a scale of, say, 1 to 10 (-least to most),
what would be your eccentricity factor? I'm curious about what _you_
think, nothing more.

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 11:39:11 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:52:55
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>>>> Did you use a cc?
>>>
>>> Visa. $12.46 in April last year and 13.91 this April. No other
>>> charges.
>>
>> Hmm, I wonder what happened? Maybe there're getting greedy with new
>> users, I dunno. I may still have the documentation on the whole
>> thing. Will have to look.
>
> I have connections within the industry. My uncle is a loan shark.

*Groan*

>>>> I've looked at your current effort a few times, and it seems pretty
>>>> damn good to me. Probably the best thing to remember when
>>>
>>> Why, thank you.
>>>
>>> My main goal has been simplicity and speed. I love fast downloading
>>> sites; I'm heavily influenced by the plain-jane pages I get from
>>> many/most of the Linux documentation and help sites, RFC sites, and
>>> stuff like that. Unless I'm *looking* for images, I don't need them
>>> -- they're of little use on an informational pages. I'm on a
>>> dialup, and I
>>> have and will try to continue NOT making stuff that takes two
>>> minutes a page for the other good folks that are, for whatever
>>> reason(s) on dialups.
>>
>> You're a man after my own heart. -Er, shark. Although my site is
>> virtually all thumbnail links and images, I have 2 index pages: one
>> normal and one lite. Even the normal one's fast; it has a handful of
>> small images and (now) a short video which, however, only loads for
>> hi- speed users. (Opera may be a temporary exception, but I'm
>> working on that.)
>
> I hate long paper-towel-roll pages with tons of large images. My
> buddy made one of those with photos of his new (and first) house a few
> years back. I spent a whole evening making that into a gallery with a
> thumbs page, and stuck it on Blinkynet for him.

Yeah, a page can be _too big_, even ignoring speed. I think I like
something between 2 and 3 viewports (maximized) best, although content
can play a part. While Googling, I've run across a few sites which were
basically lists (of software, for instance,) that actually seemed too
short to suit me as well.

>> The lite page loads almost instantly, even on dialup. It's basically
>> just 2 columns of links and a form, although it can be set at the
>> visitor's option to provide hover images related to the links. All
>> the fancy stuff is javascript but completely non-essential.
>
> I've never done a lick of js, at this point. Can't count on people
> having it enabled.

Oh, but you can do _so_ much with it! As the regulars keep saying,
though, it should never be essential to the page.

>> ...snip
>> Simplicity also abets functionality no matter how much of a wizard
>> one is. Complicated things tend to break easily in html.
>
> There ya go. And maintenence is more fussy.

Precisely. My problem is that when I finish a page, I soon get bored
with it, so I keep adding and adding and adding... It's enough addle the
brain!

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 11:43:51 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:11:10
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>
>> I don't have any Linux or Mac stuff, so I tend to stick with "the big
>> three": IE (6 and 7), FF/SeaMonkey, and Opera. I _hope_ my site
works
>> in browsers like Safari and Konqueror, but if not, -oh, well.
>
> I found you. And saw that I'd been there before. :)
>
> On your default page, Konq ends abruptly at the bottom of the TinyURL
> container. So I also don't see the Weather Zone or the
>
> Css Test|Html Test|20070727
>
> stuff at the bottom.

Hmm, The Weather Zone is display:none/javascripted to display:block, so
that I can understand, but why not the very bottom date-line? If you had
j/s on, the vid crap (which precedes those) could be interferring, I
s'pose.

> Other than that, that page is pretty much the same.
>
> Munch Test. And I never thought I'd be writing that phrase. :)
>
> I do see the Css Check|Html Check|30 Sep 06 line at the bottom in Konq;
> so that page *is* the same in both browsers.
>
> Planet Venus pages match well.
>
> Ditto the alt link from there.
>
> So except for the missing stuff at the bottom of the default page, if
> you've seen it in Firefox you've seen it in Konqueror.

Thanks for checking. I'll look over the problem area you mentioned and
see if I can heuristically determine a cause.

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Re: Server Down

am 05.08.2007 20:44:12 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:11:10
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>> Neredbojias wrote:
>>
>>> I don't have any Linux or Mac stuff, so I tend to stick with "the big
>>> three": IE (6 and 7), FF/SeaMonkey, and Opera. I _hope_ my site
> works
>>> in browsers like Safari and Konqueror, but if not, -oh, well.
>>
>> I found you. And saw that I'd been there before. :)
>>
>> On your default page, Konq ends abruptly at the bottom of the TinyURL
>> container. So I also don't see the Weather Zone or the
>>
>> Css Test|Html Test|20070727
>>
>> stuff at the bottom.
>
> Hmm, The Weather Zone is display:none/javascripted to display:block, so
> that I can understand, but why not the very bottom date-line? If you had
> j/s on, the vid crap (which precedes those) could be interferring, I
> s'pose.

js was enabled. Now I see those two things below the TinyURL stuff.
Did you just make a change? I didn't.


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Re: Server Down

am 06.08.2007 00:02:20 von dorayme

In article
,
Neredbojias wrote:

> Well, at least that was one of the more equitable rejections I've ever
> heard in my life.

You see, that is what is so fascinating about your chaotically
filthy mind: an inability to know what to edit, an acceptance of
a threat to a ghastly murder as equity, and a laughable
misconception about where you stand in relation to the attribute
of flakiness. O... and by the way, I am not your type, I am not
inflatable.

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Re: Server Down

am 06.08.2007 00:56:49 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:44:12
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>> Hmm, The Weather Zone is display:none/javascripted to display:block,
>> so that I can understand, but why not the very bottom date-line? If
>> you had j/s on, the vid crap (which precedes those) could be
>> interferring, I s'pose.
>
> js was enabled. Now I see those two things below the TinyURL stuff.
> Did you just make a change? I didn't.

-Not even my skivvies. Perhaps it's simply a case of the virginal
attempt being a bit awkwardly culminated.

I checked the page and there seems no reason that at least the bottom
line (test html...) shouldn't appear. Perhaps it's the server and/or
php affecting transmission. Who knows.

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Re: Server Down

am 06.08.2007 01:54:17 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:44:12
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>> Hmm, The Weather Zone is display:none/javascripted to display:block,
>>> so that I can understand, but why not the very bottom date-line? If
>>> you had j/s on, the vid crap (which precedes those) could be
>>> interferring, I s'pose.
>>
>> js was enabled. Now I see those two things below the TinyURL stuff.
>> Did you just make a change? I didn't.
>
> -Not even my skivvies. Perhaps it's simply a case of the virginal
> attempt being a bit awkwardly culminated.
>
> I checked the page and there seems no reason that at least the bottom
> line (test html...) shouldn't appear. Perhaps it's the server and/or
> php affecting transmission. Who knows.

Strange.

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Re: Server Down

am 06.08.2007 04:10:12 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:02:20
GMT dorayme scribed:

>> Well, at least that was one of the more equitable rejections I've
>> ever heard in my life.
>
> You see, that is what is so fascinating about your chaotically
> filthy mind: an inability to know what to edit, an acceptance of
> a threat to a ghastly murder as equity, and a laughable
> misconception about where you stand in relation to the attribute
> of flakiness. O... and by the way, I am not your type, I am not
> inflatable.

Ah, yes, a moment ago in newsgroup time it was "Oh, darling..." and now
it's this guff. And women wonder why men consider them unstable! You
didn't answer my question, either, which suggests a guilt complex of
Amazonian proportions.

Anyway, in regard to threats and murder, I am absolutely fearless. I
learned jew-jitsoo kabutzing with some buttheads in Tel Aviv, so it's
doubtful that anyone originating from such a naive country as Australia
could get the best of me. I don't like to brag, but even my thingy is
one of my lethal weapons, if you get the drift.

Stating that you're uninflatable implies that you can't get pregnant, and
so much the better. However, if I've misinterpreted the import of your
predilection, you could always try blowing me up. 'Wouldn't say a word.

--
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Re: Server Down

am 06.08.2007 04:32:36 von dorayme

In article
,
Neredbojias wrote:

> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:02:20
> GMT dorayme scribed:
>
> >> Well, at least that was one of the more equitable rejections I've
> >> ever heard in my life.
> >
> > You see, that is what is so fascinating about your chaotically
> > filthy mind: an inability to know what to edit, an acceptance of
> > a threat to a ghastly murder as equity, and a laughable
> > misconception about where you stand in relation to the attribute
> > of flakiness. O... and by the way, I am not your type, I am not
> > inflatable.
>
> Ah, yes, a moment ago in newsgroup time it was "Oh, darling..." and now
> it's this guff.
>
> Anyway, in regard to threats and murder, I am absolutely fearless. I
> learned jew-jitsoo kabutzing with some buttheads in Tel Aviv, so it's
> doubtful that anyone originating from such a naive country as Australia
> could get the best of me.

Please see what Harrison Ford did to that fearsome, wildly sword
swishing Arab in Raiders of the Lost Ark. see the nonchalence
with which this seemingly formidable foe was despatched.

>I don't like to brag, but even my thingy is
> one of my lethal weapons, if you get the drift.
> Stating that you're uninflatable implies that you can't get pregnant, and
> so much the better. However, if I've misinterpreted the import of your
> predilection, you could always try blowing me up. 'Wouldn't say a word.

Look Boji, it is simple enough. If you had the power to see
through anything above your pants, you would notice that my
reactions to you are always based on your behaviour. Do you
really suppose that I am going to be all goodness and sweetness
when you make disgusting and public advances towards me in the
crudest possible manner. If you are going to make (even very
misguided advances) towards the woman in me, then at the very
least, sorry if this is too yuppy for you, you should see how
Elizabeth reacted to Mr Darcy's first proposal of marriage in
Pride and Prejudice.

When you are nice, my heart warms towards you and I say nice
sweet things back. I phrase things here in order to maximise the
possibility of Travis retching his guts out at such
sentimentality. I like to see Republicans suffer badly.

Be nice and stop keeping bad company. Perhaps you are basically a
decent boy. Perhaps it is the bad company you keep

Or swim with.

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dorayme

Re: Server Down

am 06.08.2007 09:46:15 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:32:36
GMT dorayme scribed:

>> Anyway, in regard to threats and murder, I am absolutely fearless. I
>> learned jew-jitsoo kabutzing with some buttheads in Tel Aviv, so it's
>> doubtful that anyone originating from such a naive country as
>> Australia could get the best of me.
>
> Please see what Harrison Ford did to that fearsome, wildly sword
> swishing Arab in Raiders of the Lost Ark. see the nonchalence
> with which this seemingly formidable foe was despatched.

Ahh, the "formidable foe" got paid thousands of dollars to take a fake
dive. I should croak so lucky.

>>I don't like to brag, but even my thingy is
>> one of my lethal weapons, if you get the drift.
>> Stating that you're uninflatable implies that you can't get pregnant,
>> and so much the better. However, if I've misinterpreted the import
>> of your predilection, you could always try blowing me up. 'Wouldn't
>> say a word.
>
> Look Boji, it is simple enough. If you had the power to see
> through anything above your pants, you would notice that my
> reactions to you are always based on your behaviour. Do you
> really suppose that I am going to be all goodness and sweetness
> when you make disgusting and public advances towards me in the
> crudest possible manner. If you are going to make (even very
> misguided advances) towards the woman in me, then at the very
> least, sorry if this is too yuppy for you, you should see how
> Elizabeth reacted to Mr Darcy's first proposal of marriage in
> Pride and Prejudice.
>
> When you are nice, my heart warms towards you and I say nice
> sweet things back. I phrase things here in order to maximise the
> possibility of Travis retching his guts out at such
> sentimentality. I like to see Republicans suffer badly.
>
> Be nice and stop keeping bad company. Perhaps you are basically a
> decent boy. Perhaps it is the bad company you keep
>
> Or swim with.

Gosh, it's hard to argue with such a logically-presented argument as
that. And you're right. It's all Blinky's fault. He's a bad influence.
Duende, too. Not to mention that I picked up a few nasty traits from
Jukka, as well. There are others whose names I hesitate to mention
because they would probably yell at me. Ain't seen "Pride and
Prejudice", but to cite another girlie flick, as Jack Nicklaus said to
Holly Hunter in "As Good As It Got", 'You just make me want to stop being
a ham.'

On the other side of the bucket, I've probably been a wee bit overzealous
in pointing out your boo boos here, so in future I will endeavor to point
elsewhere. This, of course, is predicated on the assumption that you
refrain from belaboring my boo boos, also, no matter how few and far-
between they may be. I suppose we can agree on this; neither men nor
women really like to have their boo boos pointed out, unless, naturally,
there is a point to such pointedness which satifies both the appointing
party and the appointed party in a non-pointless manner.

Now that we have all that worked out, Happy Kangaroo Day!.

PS: I really don't know when Kangaroo Day is but I thought I'd get a
"jump start". :)

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.