Hello Stupid Trolls

Hello Trolls (whom among their number include spammers,
scammers,and cyberstalkers),

All I had to do was post through a different ISP and change my
alias and I shrugged off every troll on the Usenet. Pretty funny.

But I could only do that when I finally realized that the Usenet
had no credibility. No one with any power gives a tinker's damn
what's posted on the Usenet.

Because there are so many people who post under scores of aliases
and who think they are experts on every subject because they have
scanned a few web pages. And are so clueless that they expect
everyone else to accept their every alias and claims at face
value.

Who don't even know what honesty and rationality is, and have
no other purpose than raining on everyone's parade.

So they've basically wrecked the Usenet and now are the proud
owners of a pile of schitt that most people on the Internet don't
even know exists.

I don't waste my time on the Usenet trying to change the
world. There are better forums and strategies. Like mailing lists
that screen out trolls and spammers. And private newsservers that
do the same thing. And websites, of course.

I post to the Linux groups because I need to. I run Linux. So I
just ignore the dimwit trolls and take what I need and help out
other users when I can.

No, malicious morons, I won't be reading any replies to this.
I can predict every single sentence that you post. Just take
a rotten third-grader and teach them the basics of computer
use and voila! Trolls.

I just wanted you to know that I won. I now reach more people
than I ever did before and don't have to read the endless,
malicious, childish, ignorant and dishonest claptrap that is the
current hallmark of the Usenet.

That's what you do with losers: Leave them to live in their
own schitt.

By-the-way: I'm am a technical advisor to a new email screening
service that already has thousands of subscribers.


AC

Re: Hello My Mental Superiors

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> Hello my mental superiors (whom among their number include lot of people
> way smarter than me),

Hi, Beavis! Long time, no see.

> All I had to do was check myself for some well-needed mental therapy,
> and I'm all better now.

Let's not make hasty judgements, so soon.

> But I could only do that when I finally realized that I am Usenet's
> biggest laughing stock, and I had no credibility. That everyone
> pointed their finger at me, and laughed.

Guess which finger I'm pointing at you now, Beavis.

> Because there are so many people who know that I'm Usenet's village
> idiot, and who now that I'm well known everywhere, as a first-class
> kookbag, I have to wait a long time between my posts, and hope that
> everyone will forget about me.

No such luck, Beavis.

> I don't waste my time on the Usenet trying to change the
> world. I waste my time on Usenet having major kookfarts, all the time.

Time well-spent, it seems.

> I post to the Linux groups because I was dropped on my head, as a
> child.

We know.

> Yes, my mental superiors, I will be reading all replies to this post,
> because I'm lonely, and I'm starving for attention.

You poor dear.

> I just wanted you to know that I'm a loon.

We know that, already.

> I now have more kookfarts
> than I ever did before, and I don't have to think hard before coming
> up with endless, malicious, childish, ignorant and dishonest claptrap
> that is the current hallmark of my kookfarts.

You're the champ.

> That's what you should to with me: Leave me to live in my
> own schitt.

No way, Beavis. We will never abandon you, in a time of need.

> By-the-way: I'm Lord High Posterchild of the Known Universe.

All praise the mighty Beavis, King Of Kookfarts!



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