Thank you for Perl

Over the last 8 years Perl has made me about $400,000. Without it I
would never have done it. I am not a Perl programmer but have managed
to hack my way through a few programs using 14 books that I bought
new. I also purchased several Perl programs. At age 63 this was
quite an accomplishment proving that anyone with a determination can
make their way through Perl. As a college student I learned Basic and
Fortran, then later, about 35 years later, learned JavaScript. What
I did not realize for a long time was that what Fortran is to the
number cruncher, Perl is to the text processor and data manipulator.
It is also the workhorse of the Internet and is a real money maker.
Learn Perl!!!