I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

This is some tedious fuckin shit:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Graph_W orking.png

Basically I'm sick and tired of web stat graphs that look like nyah:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Crappy_ Original_Graph.png

I mean really, look at how fuckin jaggedy and pixelated that is.

Tsch, tsch, tsch...so I make my own! Mine has groovy antialiasing,
will have better color composition (the current sample colors are just
for construction purposes) and will feature a clean, modern looking
design.

The current model I'm building right now is based on 1% splits, so
anything less than 1% will just get rounded up. At some point I might
make a .5% form, but not right now, cause just doing the 1% splits is
tedious enough. It took me nearly two fucking hours just to make the
first 25 percentage splits...and that was AFTER spending another two
hours figuring out how to make the precise selection cuts in the first
place.

For those who want to know the technique...use PaintShop Pro, its
polygon lasso tool not only gives x and y coordinates but also gives
the precise angle in relation to the first click...Photoshop, the
sloppy bitch that it is, doesn't have that feature.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

On Sep 30, 2:29 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> This is some tedious fuckin shit:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Gr aph_Working.png
>
> Basically I'm sick and tired of web stat graphs that look like nyah:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Cr appy_Original_...
>
> I mean really, look at how fuckin jaggedy and pixelated that is.
>
> Tsch, tsch, tsch...so I make my own! Mine has groovy antialiasing,
> will have better color composition (the current sample colors are just
> for construction purposes) and will feature a clean, modern looking
> design.
>
> The current model I'm building right now is based on 1% splits, so
> anything less than 1% will just get rounded up. At some point I might
> make a .5% form, but not right now, cause just doing the 1% splits is
> tedious enough. It took me nearly two fucking hours just to make the
> first 25 percentage splits...and that was AFTER spending another two
> hours figuring out how to make the precise selection cuts in the first
> place.
>
> For those who want to know the technique...use PaintShop Pro, its
> polygon lasso tool not only gives x and y coordinates but also gives
> the precise angle in relation to the first click...Photoshop, the
> sloppy bitch that it is, doesn't have that feature.
>


It looks like you are tinting the slice colors but nut not the
brightness (Looks like Commodore Plus/4 colors, which use color tints
on each brightness level) , on a B&W printout it will show up as all
mostly the same color (depends on the printers rendering engine). You
should put in some division lines for monochrome support.

Though I m sure with some more mad programming time you could get the
PHP graphics library to do similar programmatically.

Larry

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, larry@portcommodore.com wrote:

>> This is some tedious fuckin shit:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Gr aph_Working.png
>>
>> Basically I'm sick and tired of web stat graphs that look like nyah:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Cr appy_Original_...
>>
>> I mean really, look at how fuckin jaggedy and pixelated that is.
>>
>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...so I make my own! Mine has groovy antialiasing,
>> will have better color composition (the current sample colors are just
>> for construction purposes) and will feature a clean, modern looking
>> design.
>>
>> The current model I'm building right now is based on 1% splits, so
>> anything less than 1% will just get rounded up. At some point I might
>> make a .5% form, but not right now, cause just doing the 1% splits is
>> tedious enough. It took me nearly two fucking hours just to make the
>> first 25 percentage splits...and that was AFTER spending another two
>> hours figuring out how to make the precise selection cuts in the first
>> place.
>>
>> For those who want to know the technique...use PaintShop Pro, its
>> polygon lasso tool not only gives x and y coordinates but also gives
>> the precise angle in relation to the first click...Photoshop, the
>> sloppy bitch that it is, doesn't have that feature.

>It looks like you are tinting the slice colors but nut not the
>brightness (Looks like Commodore Plus/4 colors, which use color tints
>on each brightness level) , on a B&W printout it will show up as all
>mostly the same color (depends on the printers rendering engine). You
>should put in some division lines for monochrome support.

Oh you'll be able to adjust the hue/sat/lightness of everything with
the final version, the current color format is just for the sake of
constructing the base graphics, which I can then alter via PHP.

>Though I m sure with some more mad programming time you could get the
>PHP graphics library to do similar programmatically.

You could, although I think it might take you more time to build it
and ultimately it would use more resources and wouldn't render as
quickly. PHP does have the ability to antialias graphics though,
which is very nice, although highly under-utilized...but then most
programmers don't have much graphic design experience. Personally I
always like to mix the two fields as much as possible, taking the best
from both worlds to build new and interesting things that couldn't
otherwise be possible for those who limit themselves to a single
field.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

On Oct 1, 5:38 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, la...@portcommodore.com wrote:
> >> This is some tedious fuckin shit:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Gr aph_Working.png
>
> >> Basically I'm sick and tired of web stat graphs that look like nyah:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Cr appy_Original_...
>
> >> I mean really, look at how fuckin jaggedy and pixelated that is.
>
> >> Tsch, tsch, tsch...so I make my own! Mine has groovy antialiasing,
> >> will have better color composition (the current sample colors are just
> >> for construction purposes) and will feature a clean, modern looking
> >> design.
>
> >> The current model I'm building right now is based on 1% splits, so
> >> anything less than 1% will just get rounded up. At some point I might
> >> make a .5% form, but not right now, cause just doing the 1% splits is
> >> tedious enough. It took me nearly two fucking hours just to make the
> >> first 25 percentage splits...and that was AFTER spending another two
> >> hours figuring out how to make the precise selection cuts in the first
> >> place.
>
> >> For those who want to know the technique...use PaintShop Pro, its
> >> polygon lasso tool not only gives x and y coordinates but also gives
> >> the precise angle in relation to the first click...Photoshop, the
> >> sloppy bitch that it is, doesn't have that feature.
> >It looks like you are tinting the slice colors but nut not the
> >brightness (Looks like Commodore Plus/4 colors, which use color tints
> >on each brightness level) , on a B&W printout it will show up as all
> >mostly the same color (depends on the printers rendering engine). You
> >should put in some division lines for monochrome support.
>
> Oh you'll be able to adjust the hue/sat/lightness of everything with
> the final version, the current color format is just for the sake of
> constructing the base graphics, which I can then alter via PHP.
>
> >Though I m sure with some more mad programming time you could get the
> >PHP graphics library to do similar programmatically.
>
> You could, although I think it might take you more time to build it
> and ultimately it would use more resources and wouldn't render as
> quickly. PHP does have the ability to antialias graphics though,
> which is very nice, although highly under-utilized...but then most
> programmers don't have much graphic design experience. Personally I
> always like to mix the two fields as much as possible, taking the best
> from both worlds to build new and interesting things that couldn't
> otherwise be possible for those who limit themselves to a single
> field.

Have you tried graphing in Flash? It's really nice, once you get the
hang of it.

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

SpaceGirl wrote:
> On Oct 1, 5:38 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > productions.net> wrote:
>> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, la...@portcommodore.com wrote:
>>>> This is some tedious fuckin shit:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Gr aph_Working.png
>>>> Basically I'm sick and tired of web stat graphs that look like nyah:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Cr appy_Original_...
>>>> I mean really, look at how fuckin jaggedy and pixelated that is.
>>>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...so I make my own! Mine has groovy antialiasing,
>>>> will have better color composition (the current sample colors are just
>>>> for construction purposes) and will feature a clean, modern looking
>>>> design.
>>>> The current model I'm building right now is based on 1% splits, so
>>>> anything less than 1% will just get rounded up. At some point I might
>>>> make a .5% form, but not right now, cause just doing the 1% splits is
>>>> tedious enough. It took me nearly two fucking hours just to make the
>>>> first 25 percentage splits...and that was AFTER spending another two
>>>> hours figuring out how to make the precise selection cuts in the first
>>>> place.
>>>> For those who want to know the technique...use PaintShop Pro, its
>>>> polygon lasso tool not only gives x and y coordinates but also gives
>>>> the precise angle in relation to the first click...Photoshop, the
>>>> sloppy bitch that it is, doesn't have that feature.
>>> It looks like you are tinting the slice colors but nut not the
>>> brightness (Looks like Commodore Plus/4 colors, which use color tints
>>> on each brightness level) , on a B&W printout it will show up as all
>>> mostly the same color (depends on the printers rendering engine). You
>>> should put in some division lines for monochrome support.
>> Oh you'll be able to adjust the hue/sat/lightness of everything with
>> the final version, the current color format is just for the sake of
>> constructing the base graphics, which I can then alter via PHP.
>>
>>> Though I m sure with some more mad programming time you could get the
>>> PHP graphics library to do similar programmatically.
>> You could, although I think it might take you more time to build it
>> and ultimately it would use more resources and wouldn't render as
>> quickly. PHP does have the ability to antialias graphics though,
>> which is very nice, although highly under-utilized...but then most
>> programmers don't have much graphic design experience. Personally I
>> always like to mix the two fields as much as possible, taking the best
>> from both worlds to build new and interesting things that couldn't
>> otherwise be possible for those who limit themselves to a single
>> field.
>
> Have you tried graphing in Flash? It's really nice, once you get the
> hang of it.
>

Flash suxx

--

//Aho

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:46:36 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
wrote:

>SpaceGirl wrote:
>> On Oct 1, 5:38 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >> productions.net> wrote:
>>> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, la...@portcommodore.com wrote:
>>>>> This is some tedious fuckin shit:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Gr aph_Working.png
>>>>> Basically I'm sick and tired of web stat graphs that look like nyah:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Cr appy_Original_...
>>>>> I mean really, look at how fuckin jaggedy and pixelated that is.
>>>>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...so I make my own! Mine has groovy antialiasing,
>>>>> will have better color composition (the current sample colors are just
>>>>> for construction purposes) and will feature a clean, modern looking
>>>>> design.
>>>>> The current model I'm building right now is based on 1% splits, so
>>>>> anything less than 1% will just get rounded up. At some point I might
>>>>> make a .5% form, but not right now, cause just doing the 1% splits is
>>>>> tedious enough. It took me nearly two fucking hours just to make the
>>>>> first 25 percentage splits...and that was AFTER spending another two
>>>>> hours figuring out how to make the precise selection cuts in the first
>>>>> place.
>>>>> For those who want to know the technique...use PaintShop Pro, its
>>>>> polygon lasso tool not only gives x and y coordinates but also gives
>>>>> the precise angle in relation to the first click...Photoshop, the
>>>>> sloppy bitch that it is, doesn't have that feature.
>>>> It looks like you are tinting the slice colors but nut not the
>>>> brightness (Looks like Commodore Plus/4 colors, which use color tints
>>>> on each brightness level) , on a B&W printout it will show up as all
>>>> mostly the same color (depends on the printers rendering engine). You
>>>> should put in some division lines for monochrome support.
>>> Oh you'll be able to adjust the hue/sat/lightness of everything with
>>> the final version, the current color format is just for the sake of
>>> constructing the base graphics, which I can then alter via PHP.
>>>
>>>> Though I m sure with some more mad programming time you could get the
>>>> PHP graphics library to do similar programmatically.
>>> You could, although I think it might take you more time to build it
>>> and ultimately it would use more resources and wouldn't render as
>>> quickly. PHP does have the ability to antialias graphics though,
>>> which is very nice, although highly under-utilized...but then most
>>> programmers don't have much graphic design experience. Personally I
>>> always like to mix the two fields as much as possible, taking the best
>>> from both worlds to build new and interesting things that couldn't
>>> otherwise be possible for those who limit themselves to a single
>>> field.
>>
>> Have you tried graphing in Flash? It's really nice, once you get the
>> hang of it.
>>
>
>Flash suxx

Does it suck like you suck my balls every night? Cause that's pretty
nice.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

On Oct 2, 5:55 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:46:36 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >SpaceGirl wrote:
> >> On Oct 1, 5:38 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > >> productions.net> wrote:
> >>> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, la...@portcommodore.com wrote:
> >>>>> This is some tedious fuckin shit:http://www.backwater-productions.n=
et/_images/_Scraps/Graph_Working.png
> >>>>> Basically I'm sick and tired of web stat graphs that look like nyah=
:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Crappy _Original_...
> >>>>> I mean really, look at how fuckin jaggedy and pixelated that is.
> >>>>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...so I make my own! Mine has groovy antialiasing,
> >>>>> will have better color composition (the current sample colors are j=
ust
> >>>>> for construction purposes) and will feature a clean, modern looking
> >>>>> design.
> >>>>> The current model I'm building right now is based on 1% splits, so
> >>>>> anything less than 1% will just get rounded up. At some point I mi=
ght
> >>>>> make a .5% form, but not right now, cause just doing the 1% splits =
is
> >>>>> tedious enough. It took me nearly two fucking hours just to make t=
he
> >>>>> first 25 percentage splits...and that was AFTER spending another two
> >>>>> hours figuring out how to make the precise selection cuts in the fi=
rst
> >>>>> place.
> >>>>> For those who want to know the technique...use PaintShop Pro, its
> >>>>> polygon lasso tool not only gives x and y coordinates but also gives
> >>>>> the precise angle in relation to the first click...Photoshop, the
> >>>>> sloppy bitch that it is, doesn't have that feature.
> >>>> It looks like you are tinting the slice colors but nut not the
> >>>> brightness (Looks like Commodore Plus/4 colors, which use color tin=
ts
> >>>> on each brightness level) , on a B&W printout it will show up as all
> >>>> mostly the same color (depends on the printers rendering engine). Y=
ou
> >>>> should put in some division lines for monochrome support.
> >>> Oh you'll be able to adjust the hue/sat/lightness of everything with
> >>> the final version, the current color format is just for the sake of
> >>> constructing the base graphics, which I can then alter via PHP.
>
> >>>> Though I m sure with some more mad programming time you could get the
> >>>> PHP graphics library to do similar programmatically.
> >>> You could, although I think it might take you more time to build it
> >>> and ultimately it would use more resources and wouldn't render as
> >>> quickly. PHP does have the ability to antialias graphics though,
> >>> which is very nice, although highly under-utilized...but then most
> >>> programmers don't have much graphic design experience. Personally I
> >>> always like to mix the two fields as much as possible, taking the best
> >>> from both worlds to build new and interesting things that couldn't
> >>> otherwise be possible for those who limit themselves to a single
> >>> field.
>
> >> Have you tried graphing in Flash? It's really nice, once you get the
> >> hang of it.
>
> >Flash suxx
>
> Does it suck like you suck my balls every night? Cause that's pretty
> nice.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm =B9 x =B9http://www.backwater-productions.nethttp://www.backwater- pro=
ductions.net/hatter-blog
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

man, I just read another one of your stupid ass posts, you really are
a dumb fucking asshole. Do people really buy that your bright? I mean
seriously, are people actually falling for this shit? Besides your
lame code, you have an attitude that a Mexican hooker in Compton would
admire and a handle that is as lame as you are. The Mad Hatter, LOL
Yeah your late, for a life. I mean really, you are probably the only
person in existence to actually not have a problem finding a handle.
I'm sure nobody's in line for it, especially now that you started
spitting your bullshit out under it.Aside from that, seriously on a
professional level, I cannot resist to commit that your still a
fucking retard. Do people actually talk to you? Seriously, I can't
find a post where anybody, other than your friend have replied to.
Wow, you are a piece of work. You talk about Jerry, at least he's a
prick with a fucking mission. You are just a prick. Man, I might put
my program on the sidelines for you.

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

wrote in message
news:1191557144.172659.11390@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
On Oct 2, 5:55 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:46:36 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >SpaceGirl wrote:
> >> On Oct 1, 5:38 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > >> productions.net> wrote:
> >>> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, la...@portcommodore.com wrote:



man, I just read another one of your stupid ass posts, you really are
a dumb fucking asshole. Do people really buy that your bright? I mean
seriously, are people actually falling for this shit? Besides your
lame code, you have an attitude that a Mexican hooker in Compton would
admire and a handle that is as lame as you are. The Mad Hatter, LOL
Yeah your late, for a life. I mean really, you are probably the only
person in existence to actually not have a problem finding a handle.
I'm sure nobody's in line for it, especially now that you started
spitting your bullshit out under it.Aside from that, seriously on a
professional level, I cannot resist to commit that your still a
fucking retard. Do people actually talk to you? Seriously, I can't
find a post where anybody, other than your friend have replied to.
Wow, you are a piece of work. You talk about Jerry, at least he's a
prick with a fucking mission. You are just a prick. Man, I might put
my program on the sidelines for you.

========

he STOLE is handle from a NICE GUY that DIED!!! he then added ONIDEUS as a
prefix, i suppose to be 'original' or some shit. it's some kind of morphed
folk gawd (we know how omh loves to make up words and 'creatively' misspell
them).

anyway, he's a lame ass retard at best.

cheers

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

On Fri, 5 Oct 2007 01:56:45 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
> wrote in message
>news:1191557144.172659.11390@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
>On Oct 2, 5:55 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
>> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:46:36 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> >SpaceGirl wrote:
>> >> On Oct 1, 5:38 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >> >> productions.net> wrote:
>> >>> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, la...@portcommodore.com wrote:
>
>
>
>man, I just read another one of your stupid ass posts, you really are
>a dumb fucking asshole. Do people really buy that your bright? I mean
>seriously, are people actually falling for this shit? Besides your
>lame code, you have an attitude that a Mexican hooker in Compton would
>admire and a handle that is as lame as you are. The Mad Hatter, LOL
>Yeah your late, for a life. I mean really, you are probably the only
>person in existence to actually not have a problem finding a handle.
>I'm sure nobody's in line for it, especially now that you started
>spitting your bullshit out under it.Aside from that, seriously on a
>professional level, I cannot resist to commit that your still a
>fucking retard. Do people actually talk to you? Seriously, I can't
>find a post where anybody, other than your friend have replied to.
>Wow, you are a piece of work. You talk about Jerry, at least he's a
>prick with a fucking mission. You are just a prick. Man, I might put
>my program on the sidelines for you.
>
>========
>
>he STOLE is handle from a NICE GUY that DIED!!! he then added ONIDEUS as a
>prefix, i suppose to be 'original' or some shit. it's some kind of morphed
>folk gawd (we know how omh loves to make up words and 'creatively' misspell
>them).

I STOLE the name from some nice guy, huh? LOL, you retard, the name
Mad Hatter has been around since the 18 gawd damn hundreds you
illiterate fuck! Further, last I heard Brad Turcotte, another guy who
uses the name Mad Hatter (thousands of other people use the name as
well) was still alive, so I dunno what the fuck yer babbling
about...besides shit you don't know about, and yeah, yer REAL good at
that. Yer all like, "It's okay if I don't know what I'm talkin about,
I'll just start pullin it out of my ass to sound like I do!"

>anyway, he's a lame ass retard at best.

Ahhh, Hatter Addicts slurping each other, how cute. What I don't get,
is if you retards hate me so fuckin much...why the hell do you spend
yer whole gawd damn Friday night bitchin and moanin about me? I mean
are you so fuckin pathetic that you've decided to devote your entire
social life to the failing effort of trying to "get back" at me, cause
boy lemme tell ya, that ain't ever gonna happen, Kiddo, not ever.
*shakes head*

You're fuckin pathetic at best.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:05:44 -0700, shadowbox@myself.com wrote:

>man, I just read another one of your stupid ass posts,

You read one of my posts, eh? Wow, that's quite an accomplishment for
you, innt? I mean what with your extremely poor grasp of simplistic
language mechanics and all. Not to mention your very limited
vocabulary (well, outside of what you slurp up from yer lil thesaurus
and misuse).

>you really are a dumb fucking asshole.

*gasp*

Such language! Why if I didn't know any better I'd say you were
trying to hurt my virtual feewings! ^_^

Nice try kiddo, but that shit is a wasted effort as far as I'm
concerned. You best just save your idiot breath and go find something
more constructive to do (like play in traffic).

>Do people really buy that your bright?

Most people (in the real world) often make the claim that I'm a
genius, however most of the time I don't believe that's true, I think
they just don't apply themselves as much as I do. My vast knowledge
and experience didn't just crop up over night, it literarily took
about a DECADE to acquire it, devoting almost every waking moment I
had to the pursuit of knowledge, experimentation and development.

Online there are generally two kinds of people, those that love me and
those that hate me. The ones who love me, often do so either because
they know I don't take anything online seriously so they know not to
take my posts too seriously (especially the inflammatory ones) and/or
they love what I create. I make a whole variety of things for a whole
variety of communities and in every one of those communities I have a
bit of a fan base, which I generally try and keep down by acting like
an asshole. I don't really much care for bandwagon humpers and ass
slurpers. Those that are quick to slurp up fads won't stay loyal very
long with my attitude and their true nature is exposed pretty quickly.
Where as those who stick close, despite my attitude online, well you
know that they truly do love and admire the art I make...and
coincidentally, it's primarily for them that I make it...and they know
that.

Most people though are just ignorant, small minded, dribbling little
assholes who have no real sense of self. They cling to shit primarily
out of emotional need, rather than a TRUE interest. Basically as long
as the creator pats them on the head and gives them an emotional slap
on the ass they're more than happy to keep dribbling along in
support...but they don't REALLY like the work that's produced...hell,
they don't even have the capacity to appreciate it. I don't consider
people like that to even be real people...more like sheep people, or
sheeple. As I said before, those who lack a true sense of self.

>I mean
>seriously, are people actually falling for this shit? Besides your
>lame code, you have an attitude that a Mexican hooker in Compton would
>admire and a handle that is as lame as you are. The Mad Hatter, LOL
>Yeah your late, for a life.

That was the White Rabbit, you illiterate fuck.

>I mean really, you are probably the only
>person in existence to actually not have a problem finding a handle.

As retarded as you are you probably haven't noticed that the nyme Mad
Hatter is like one of THE most popular handles there is, hence the
Onideus surname I use.

>I'm sure nobody's in line for it, especially now that you started
>spitting your bullshit out under it.

Quite the contrary. In fact I've been noticing that some people have
even started using my Onideus surname and putting it on the front of
their current handle.

>Aside from that, seriously on a
>professional level, I cannot resist to commit that your still a
>fucking retard.

As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional.

>Do people actually talk to you?

More often than I like actually.

>Seriously, I can't
>find a post where anybody, other than your friend have replied to.

You must not be looking very hard...oh, well, you ARE using Google
though (the WebTV interface of Usenet), so that might be the problem.
Many of threads have a tendency to spawn hundreds and sometimes even
thousands of replies (often in offshoot discussions).

>Wow, you are a piece of work.

And you're a presumptuous little crotch goblin, would you like an
award for it?

>You talk about Jerry, at least he's a
>prick with a fucking mission.

....the mission to be a talentless, unproducing fuckwit? Cause, WOW,
he's sure doin good at that!

>You are just a prick.

I love you too, Sunshine.

>Man, I might put my program on the sidelines for you.

Your "program", eh? What are you in potty training? Don't give up
yer Pull-ups for me, Kiddo, just stay focused and you'll stay out of
diapers!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:8spbg3lovu3qndojnqi9jogm3btad9up99@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 5 Oct 2007 01:56:45 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>> wrote in message
>>news:1191557144.172659.11390@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com.. .
>>On Oct 2, 5:55 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >>productions.net> wrote:
>>> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:46:36 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> >SpaceGirl wrote:
>>> >> On Oct 1, 5:38 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >>> >> productions.net> wrote:
>>> >>> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:49:03 -0700, la...@portcommodore.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>man, I just read another one of your stupid ass posts, you really are
>>a dumb fucking asshole. Do people really buy that your bright? I mean
>>seriously, are people actually falling for this shit? Besides your
>>lame code, you have an attitude that a Mexican hooker in Compton would
>>admire and a handle that is as lame as you are. The Mad Hatter, LOL
>>Yeah your late, for a life. I mean really, you are probably the only
>>person in existence to actually not have a problem finding a handle.
>>I'm sure nobody's in line for it, especially now that you started
>>spitting your bullshit out under it.Aside from that, seriously on a
>>professional level, I cannot resist to commit that your still a
>>fucking retard. Do people actually talk to you? Seriously, I can't
>>find a post where anybody, other than your friend have replied to.
>>Wow, you are a piece of work. You talk about Jerry, at least he's a
>>prick with a fucking mission. You are just a prick. Man, I might put
>>my program on the sidelines for you.
>>
>>========
>>
>>he STOLE is handle from a NICE GUY that DIED!!! he then added ONIDEUS as a
>>prefix, i suppose to be 'original' or some shit. it's some kind of morphed
>>folk gawd (we know how omh loves to make up words and 'creatively'
>>misspell
>>them).
>
> I STOLE the name

what's that cupcake? speak up, cuz i can't hear you.

>>anyway, he's a lame ass retard at best.
>
> Ahh

sugar, you need to make yourself heard. i hardly noticed you said
anything...speak up.

Re: I Maka Teh Graphs Yo! (aka - no more crappy PHP generated graphs)

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:42sbg35kril0i8eai5inhhrd21akb5gh6a@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:05:44 -0700, shadowbox@myself.com wrote:

> Most people (in the real world) often make the claim that I'm a
> genius, however most of the time I don't believe that's true, I think
> they just don't apply themselves as much as I do. My vast knowledge
> and experience didn't just crop up over night, it literarily took
> about a DECADE to acquire it, devoting almost every waking moment I
> had to the pursuit of knowledge, experimentation and development.

'vast knowledge' rolfmao! hint, pumpk'n...jeanyus is detected by the points
scored on iq tests. they're surprisingly accurate. nuther hint...75, which
most here would believe is your score, is functionally retarded. further, iq
has nothing to do with current age or study time.

all i see is you being consistent in overstating the estimations you have of
yourself. like your myspace profile when you state your build being 5.11 and
'atheletic'...shown right underneath your fat-assed pie hole of a
stump-on-a-neck picture. you saying you're intelligent should be taken just
as seriously. lmao.

> Online there are generally two kinds of people, those that love me and
> those that hate me.

and you stand alone siding with the former!

> The ones who love me, often do so either because
> they know I don't take anything online seriously so they know not to
> take my posts too seriously (especially the inflammatory ones) and/or
> they love what I create. I make a whole variety of things for a whole
> variety of communities and in every one of those communities I have a
> bit of a fan base, which I generally try and keep down by acting like
> an asshole.

no, no...not acting. and, if that's true, why not change your nym and hang
out in this ng and act like a human being. let's see how big your
'followning' gets. in a couple of months, post your results as omh.

i think crickets will still be all you hear in your camp however.

see, we're adults. we're beyond the fad, idol, teen-age worship thing. we
don't have time or inclination to devote to someone that way...even if they
were helpful. we usually just say 'thanks'.

> I don't

were you saying something?

> Most people though are just ignorant, small minded, dribbling little
> assholes who have no real sense of self. They cling to shit primarily
> out of emotional need, rather than a TRUE interest.

can you say, 'projection'? dude, why else would you be so retarded, hateful,
and lude except to get the attention your real life is missing.

> Basically a

huh? what was that?

>>I mean
>>seriously, are people actually falling for this shit? Besides your
>>lame code, you have an attitude that a Mexican hooker in Compton would
>>admire and a handle that is as lame as you are. The Mad Hatter, LOL
>>Yeah your late, for a life.
>
> That wa

>>Aside from that, seriously on a
>>professional level, I cannot resist to commit that your still a
>>fucking retard.
>
> As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional.

as with the rest of you 'sig', illogical. that statement is a false
dichotomy. google that, dim wit.

>>Do people actually talk to you?
>
> More often than I like actually.

not the voices in your head, mental case!

>>Seriously, I can't
>>find a post where anybody, other than your friend have replied to.
>
> You

didn't catch that.

>>You talk about Jerry, at least he's a
>>prick with a fucking mission.
>
> ...the mission to be a talentless, unproducing fuckwit? Cause, WOW,
> he's sure doin good at that!

you're projecting again...careful with that.