Site Tracker Interface Design

am 05.10.2007 11:29:29 von Onideus Mad Hatter

So today I spent some time working on the interface design for the
site tracker I built. This is what I got so far:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Site_Tr acking_Interface_Design_Idea.png

The pie chart design will look very similar to the bar chart design
when finished.

One of the REALLY cool features my site tracker will have, that all
the others I've seen don't, is the "user-track" feature, which will
allow you to look at the browsing stats of each individual user who
visits the domain. You'll not only be able to see which sites they
visited, but how long they stayed, what parts of the site they looked
at and you'll be able to see their extended history to find out how
often they visit the sites. And of course you'll also be able to see
some trends, like the most popular site sections, the average user
visit length of time on each sub site, etc, etc.

It'll be especially handy with sites like my sprite generator to get a
good idea of the parts that are most in demand which I can then use to
"target update" in order to maximize traffic.

All in all, it's gonna be a VERY cool thing, and ever so much better
than the current form:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Crappy_ Original_Graph.png

....lame!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 06.10.2007 00:07:41 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> So today I spent some time working on the interface design for the
> site tracker I built. This is what I got so far:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Site_Tr acking_Interface_Design_Idea.png
>
> The pie chart design will look very similar to the bar chart design
> when finished.
>
> One of the REALLY cool features my site tracker will have, that all
> the others I've seen don't, is the "user-track" feature, which will
> allow you to look at the browsing stats of each individual user who
> visits the domain. You'll not only be able to see which sites they
> visited, but how long they stayed, what parts of the site they looked
> at and you'll be able to see their extended history to find out how
> often they visit the sites. And of course you'll also be able to see
> some trends, like the most popular site sections, the average user
> visit length of time on each sub site, etc, etc.
>
> It'll be especially handy with sites like my sprite generator to get a
> good idea of the parts that are most in demand which I can then use to
> "target update" in order to maximize traffic.
>
> All in all, it's gonna be a VERY cool thing, and ever so much better
> than the current form:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Crappy_ Original_Graph.png
>
> ...lame!
>

*grin*

I'm sorry Oni', before searching for matthew moulton on the internet I
never realised the number of people you
so-very-nearly-annoyed-but-didn't-quite-make-them-mad-really .
Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
not quite as famous as starwars kid.

I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 06.10.2007 19:36:32 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:07:41 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> So today I spent some time working on the interface design for the
>> site tracker I built. This is what I got so far:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Site_Tr acking_Interface_Design_Idea.png
>>
>> The pie chart design will look very similar to the bar chart design
>> when finished.
>>
>> One of the REALLY cool features my site tracker will have, that all
>> the others I've seen don't, is the "user-track" feature, which will
>> allow you to look at the browsing stats of each individual user who
>> visits the domain. You'll not only be able to see which sites they
>> visited, but how long they stayed, what parts of the site they looked
>> at and you'll be able to see their extended history to find out how
>> often they visit the sites. And of course you'll also be able to see
>> some trends, like the most popular site sections, the average user
>> visit length of time on each sub site, etc, etc.
>>
>> It'll be especially handy with sites like my sprite generator to get a
>> good idea of the parts that are most in demand which I can then use to
>> "target update" in order to maximize traffic.
>>
>> All in all, it's gonna be a VERY cool thing, and ever so much better
>> than the current form:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Crappy_ Original_Graph.png
>>
>> ...lame!
>>
>
>*grin*
>
>I'm sorry Oni', before searching for matthew moulton on the internet I
>never realised the number of people you
>so-very-nearly-annoyed-but-didn't-quite-make-them-mad-reall y.

Those types are in the minority really, most people online want to
kill me...well, the one's who take it all seriously anyway. I average
at least one or two death threats a week.

>Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
>not quite as famous as starwars kid.

Interestingly enough one of the reasons I act like an asshole is to
try and curb my popularity and to avoid celebritism. It's becoming
harder and harder though, primarily because of the sites I create.
Like in the RPG making community, I don't think I could piss those
guys off if I tried, at least not verbally. Now if I took away the
sprite generator site I made of them...yeah, that'd piss 'em off.
Having sites like that though means unavoidable celebritism in
whatever sub-genre they cater too.

>I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]

Whether or not you enjoy the arguments depends largely on how
seriously you take online communication. I'm quite the fan of word
art and verbal conflagration, so I'm never shy from invective
sparring.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 02:12:39 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:07:41 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
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>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> So today I spent some time working on the interface design for the
>>> site tracker I built. This is what I got so far:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Site_Tr acking_Interface_Design_Idea.png
>>>
>>> The pie chart design will look very similar to the bar chart design
>>> when finished.
>>>
>>> One of the REALLY cool features my site tracker will have, that all
>>> the others I've seen don't, is the "user-track" feature, which will
>>> allow you to look at the browsing stats of each individual user who
>>> visits the domain. You'll not only be able to see which sites they
>>> visited, but how long they stayed, what parts of the site they looked
>>> at and you'll be able to see their extended history to find out how
>>> often they visit the sites. And of course you'll also be able to see
>>> some trends, like the most popular site sections, the average user
>>> visit length of time on each sub site, etc, etc.
>>>
>>> It'll be especially handy with sites like my sprite generator to get a
>>> good idea of the parts that are most in demand which I can then use to
>>> "target update" in order to maximize traffic.
>>>
>>> All in all, it's gonna be a VERY cool thing, and ever so much better
>>> than the current form:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Crappy_ Original_Graph.png
>>>
>>> ...lame!
>>>
>> *grin*
>>
>> I'm sorry Oni', before searching for matthew moulton on the internet I
>> never realised the number of people you
>> so-very-nearly-annoyed-but-didn't-quite-make-them-mad-really .
>
> Those types are in the minority really, most people online want to
> kill me...well, the one's who take it all seriously anyway. I average
> at least one or two death threats a week.

Congratulations. I'm sure that's more than you get from people who care.

>> Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
>> not quite as famous as starwars kid.
>
> Interestingly enough one of the reasons I act like an asshole is to
> try and curb my popularity and to avoid celebritism. It's becoming
> harder and harder though, primarily because of the sites I create.
> Like in the RPG making community, I don't think I could piss those
> guys off if I tried, at least not verbally. Now if I took away the
> sprite generator site I made of them...yeah, that'd piss 'em off.
> Having sites like that though means unavoidable celebritism in
> whatever sub-genre they cater too.

Aww, going soft on us? You don't act like an asshole - more a wingey
baby. To act like an asshole you'd need to hold brown in your mouth for
many hours.

No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
generator. Let me point out a few things to you here.

1) It's made in flash. Flash is not good as a primary design element.
More so when the flash doesn't even load unless I turn on JunkieScript.
I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off, doesn't
find a blank, black page interesting. You could make the same thing
using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.
2) It is excruciatingly slow to load. Are you running your servers on
286s? It took 17 seconds to get one single image.
3) You are using HTML 3.01.
4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.

>> I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]
>
> Whether or not you enjoy the arguments depends largely on how
> seriously you take online communication. I'm quite the fan of word
> art and verbal conflagration, so I'm never shy from invective
> sparring.

Ooh, I wouldn't go so far as to call your insults invective - they're
not all that bad really. It seems you think a lot more of your insults
than the people you try to victimise do. I read them more as
entertainment. I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire? It
seems you have the wrong idea as to what a conflagration is. It is not a
verb - it is a noun.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 11:05:07 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:12:39 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> Those types are in the minority really, most people online want to
>> kill me...well, the one's who take it all seriously anyway. I average
>> at least one or two death threats a week.

>Congratulations. I'm sure that's more than you get from people who care.

Oh I'm sorry, you must be under the delusion that the Internet is
anything like the real world. See in the real world, child, I'm a
very respected, loved, dependable and admirable person to a great many
people. Most girls describe me as "sweet" and "lovable" and most guys
describe me as "cool" and "hard working". I'm the sort of guy who
walks into a room and everyone turns to look, smile and greet me with
excitement and interest. People know me by name and are never
hesitant to stop and say hello as I'm out and about town.

Why do they like me so much? Because I'm nice for one, not simply in
words but also in action. I'm always doing people favors, helping
them out when they need it and generally doing good deeds. Like today
for example I bought these nifty new tape dispensers for all the
departments at work. And last week I went and bought a bunch of new
silverware, plates, bowls and cups for the break room. Whether it's
buying things like magazines for the break room, lending someone a
dollar for the pop machine, fixing their computer or something as
simple as holding the door open for them...people like me...in the
real world.

I would imagine though that you probably have a lot of time telling
the difference between what's real and what's the Internet. *nods*

>>> Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
>>> not quite as famous as starwars kid.

>> Interestingly enough one of the reasons I act like an asshole is to
>> try and curb my popularity and to avoid celebritism. It's becoming
>> harder and harder though, primarily because of the sites I create.
>> Like in the RPG making community, I don't think I could piss those
>> guys off if I tried, at least not verbally. Now if I took away the
>> sprite generator site I made of them...yeah, that'd piss 'em off.
>> Having sites like that though means unavoidable celebritism in
>> whatever sub-genre they cater too.

>Aww, going soft on us? You don't act like an asshole - mo

Watch your mouth, you stupid kid, you don't have any fuckin cl00 as to
the extent of what I've done to people online:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff4 4

Haven't use my Malkavian character in a few years though...pray to
whatever God you believe in that I don't ever start again. My
Malkavian character makes my Onideus character look like a cute kitten
by comparison.

>No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
>generator.

Considering it's the only one for RPG Maker XP...no, they really
couldn't actually.

> Let me point out a few things to you here.

Let me rip them all apart for you and point out your shortsighted,
presumptuous idiocy.

>1) It's made in flash.

Oh you sad little fool.

>Flash is not good as a primary design element.

Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least. It
updates extremely easily and most everyone already has it installed
since it's needed for all the video type sites (like YouTube) as well
as most gaming sites and the like (like Neopets, Zwinky, etc, etc).
If the sprite generator was being catered to blind people or the Amish
of the Internet (Lynx users and the like), then yeah, it may not be
such a great choice, but for the market it's aimed at it's the ideal
solution...see, you don't comprehend that though, I mean even after I
explain it, you still don't get it, do you? *nods*

>More so when the flash doesn't even load unless I turn on JunkieScript.

The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.

>I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off,

There's like 3 other people besides you, and no, I didn't make the
Sprite Generator for those three retards either.

>doesn't find a blank, black page interesting.

Of course you find it interesting, you're a stupid fuckin Amish! I
mean you don't shut off javascript and Flash unless you're TRYING to
limit you user experience. So either you're a fuckin idiot or you
LIKE boring, nondescript, plain text garbage.

>You could make the same thing
>using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.

LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it). The ONLY
other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.

There is absolutely *NO* way you could do it with just straight XHTML,
don't be a fuckin retard. Well unless maybe your idea of a sprite
generator is one where the parts have static color options and the
user has to use print screen to save their finished sprite models.
Not to mention no animated preview, or in the next version it's going
to have a graphic editing program built directly into it so users can
REALLY customize and even create their own parts directly from
scratch.

The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
everything you're babbling...ignorance.

>2) It is excruciatingly slow to load. Are you running your servers on
>286s? It took 17 seconds to get one single image.

Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
damn lot:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_Th at_Aint_Good.png

You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.

>3) You are using HTML 3.01.

Actually, no, I'm really not you ignorant moron. It's actually XHTML
code that's using the HTML 3.2 DTD tag. A deficient retard like
yourself obviously has no fuckin cl00 as to WHY one would do that.
But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look (vertical and
horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
HTML code:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf

>4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP

Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
and would eat up a shit load of server resources).

>5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.

Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
blogger board hoo-ha.

>>> I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]

>> Whether or not you enjoy the arguments depends largely on how
>> seriously you take online communication. I'm quite the fan of word
>> art and verbal conflagration, so I'm never shy from invective
>> sparring.

>Ooh, I wouldn't go so far as to call your insults invective - they're
>not all that bad really. It seems you think a lot more of your insults
>than the people you try to victimise do.

....right, which of course explains all the Hatter Addicts and the
whole recent fun with that Steve retard going on about how he was
going to kill me for calling that one d00d a pedo.

>I read them more as entertainment.

You're in the minority. They ARE supposed to be read as
entertainment, that's the way they're INTENDED, but there's just too
damn many retards trying to get themselves up on a cross these days,
tryin to play victim 'n shit.

>I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
>quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire?

You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?

>It seems you have the wrong idea as to what a conflagration is. It is not a
>verb - it is a noun.

No, really? Thanks for the tip Captain Fuckin Obvious, you've saved
the day once again!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 11:20:41 von Shion

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>
> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least.

Flash is only cross compatible within the microsoft family, the support of
alternative operating systems are limited and nowadays only the "x86 CPU"
family is supported, which includes that not all versions of an operating
system is supported even if Adobe makes a wrongful claim to support a OS, this
includes microsoft too, no support for Alpha, MIPS or PowerPC versions (yeah,
those are quite ancient nowadays, but keep in mind that there are still people
using ms-dos).

There been a few open source based projects to give some flash support to all
those that Adobe don't want to have flash, but they are quite outdated, as
Adobe ain't the one to share specifications.

If you want to support as many as possible, then use plain HTML, or Java (not
JavaScript/jscript), as Sun has made Java free, so there is a more likelihood
that you see Java than Flash to a smaller OS.

But of course those who can't type / in a path name, but has to use \, they
don't understand importance of making things as general as possible, so that
people can have their freedom to choose instead of making a thief richer.

--

//Aho

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 11:34:43 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 11:58:56 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:20:41 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>>
>> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
>> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
>> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least.
>
>Flash is only cross compatible within the microsoft family, the support of
>alternative operating systems are limited and nowadays only the "x86 CPU"
>family is supported, which includes that not all versions of an operating
>system is supported even if Adobe makes a wrongful claim to support a OS, this
>includes microsoft too, no support for Alpha, MIPS or PowerPC versions (yeah,
>those are quite ancient nowadays, but keep in mind that there are still people
>using ms-dos).

And I'm sure there are still some retards using a horse to plow their
fields...you know, THE AMISH!

With anything there are tools for the job...some tools get the job
done better, quicker, faster...problem is some retards are just too
damn slow to keep up.

Your argument is as absurd as bitching that your old black and white
television can't show color...of course it can't show color it's a
gawd damn black and white piece of shit you fuckin idiot! Wait, no,
even better, your argument is like bitching that you can't get hi-def
on the television you bought back in the early 80s! LOL

>There been a few open source based projects to give some flash support to all
>those that Adobe don't want to have flash, but they are quite outdated, as
>Adobe ain't the one to share specifications.

Why would they? I mean, it wouldn't matter. Like I said, hi-def on a
80s television just ain't gonna happen, Stupid. It's not a question
of development it's a question of CAPABILITY. It's like you're
bitching and moaning that you can't deep fry something with your
microwave.

>If you want to support as many as possible, then use plain HTML,

Sorry dipshit, but the Web has moved on. No longer are sites limited
to static text and images, people are actually building complex ONLINE
PROGRAMS and none of that can be done using plain HTML.

Your idea is to limit the development and capability of a site in
order to cater to a few screwed up dipshits who want to live like the
Amish. You can live like the Amish, Stupid, no one is stopping
you...but don't get all indignant and pissy when no one else signs on
for your little bandwagon back to 1990.

>or Java (not JavaScript/jscript), as Sun has made Java free, so there is a more likelihood
>that you see Java than Flash to a smaller OS.

WRONG!

Java doesn't update as easily as Flash and Java isn't a requirement on
highly mainstream sites like YouTube, thus, its market penetrate is
weak as can be as far as your average end user is concerned, making
Java a very poor choice over Flash. Not to mention that Flash is
capable of a whole fuckin slew of shit that Java can't even begin to
touch. Really it's like you're trying to compare a used Pinto to a
Ferrari (at least as far as the web). Java is great for a lot of
stuff, but a user front end of a website sure the fuck ain't one of
'em.

>But of course those who can't type / in a path name, but has to use \, they
>don't understand importance of making things as general as possible, so that
>people can have their freedom to choose instead of making a thief richer.

You're a stupid dipshit, plain and simple. You try to victimize
yourself by using outdated, deficient, antediluvian technology that
doesn't even possess the capability required for the product and then
you bitch and moan, claiming it's some master plan by some evul
"thief" whose tryin to bring you down. Essentially you're buying 100%
pure grape fruit juice and then bitching that it tastes sour. It's
YOUR CHOICE to buy the sour juice, Dipshit, if you don't like it, get
a sweeter flavor of juice rather than bitching at the juice
manufacturer and claiming that it's their evul plan to not invest the
research and money into developing an UNNATURAL sweet version of the
fruit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 12:33:02 von Shion

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:20:41 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>>> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
>>> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
>>> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least.
>
>> Flash is only cross co
>
> WRONG!
>
> : http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/static/Linux/Shockwa veFlash/English.html
>
> You stupid dumbfuck, that's been out since July!

As I pointed out, even if it's a Linux flash, it don't support more than x86:

"Adobe Flash Player Download Center Linux (x86)"

Still do not support x86_64 (amd64), PowerPC, Sparc, Alpha, MIPS, ...

Even if it has same version number as microsoft version, it don't support all
the features, no transparent background for one example. On some sites you
need to downgrade to version 7 if you are using Linux x86, for example some of
the Scandinavian home pages for Media Markt, which indicates that the flash 9
ain't working well.

You still do not find a version for "Microsoft NT PowerPC", so even microsoft
isn't fully supported.

Before you reply, do CHECK FIRST instead of show how little you really know.

--

//Aho

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 15:25:36 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:12:39 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Those types are in the minority really, most people online want to
>>> kill me...well, the one's who take it all seriously anyway. I average
>>> at least one or two death threats a week.
>
>> Congratulations. I'm sure that's more than you get from people who care.
>
> Oh I'm sorry, you must be under the delusion that the Internet is
> anything like the real world. See in the real world, child, I'm a
> very respected, loved, dependable and admirable person to a great many
> people. Most girls describe me as "sweet" and "lovable" and most guys
> describe me as "cool" and "hard working". I'm the sort of guy who
> walks into a room and everyone turns to look, smile and greet me with
> excitement and interest. People know me by name and are never
> hesitant to stop and say hello as I'm out and about town.
>
> Why do they like me so much? Because I'm nice for one, not simply in
> words but also in action. I'm always doing people favors, helping
> them out when they need it and generally doing good deeds. Like today
> for example I bought these nifty new tape dispensers for all the
> departments at work. And last week I went and bought a bunch of new
> silverware, plates, bowls and cups for the break room. Whether it's
> buying things like magazines for the break room, lending someone a
> dollar for the pop machine, fixing their computer or something as
> simple as holding the door open for them...people like me...in the
> real world.
>
> I would imagine though that you probably have a lot of time telling
> the difference between what's real and what's the Internet. *nods*
>
>>>> Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
>>>> not quite as famous as starwars kid.
>
>>> Interestingly enough one of the reasons I act like an asshole is to
>>> try and curb my popularity and to avoid celebritism. It's becoming
>>> harder and harder though, primarily because of the sites I create.
>>> Like in the RPG making community, I don't think I could piss those
>>> guys off if I tried, at least not verbally. Now if I took away the
>>> sprite generator site I made of them...yeah, that'd piss 'em off.
>>> Having sites like that though means unavoidable celebritism in
>>> whatever sub-genre they cater too.
>
>> Aww, going soft on us? You don't act like an asshole - mo
>
> Watch your mouth, you stupid kid, you don't have any fuckin cl00 as to
> the extent of what I've done to people online:
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff4 4

Teasy today? I think I struck a nerve =]

> Haven't use my Malkavian character in a few years though...pray to
> whatever God you believe in that I don't ever start again. My
> Malkavian character makes my Onideus character look like a cute kitten
> by comparison.

I look forward to meeting her. Is it a date? I'll pick her up at around
7:00 tonight.

>> No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
>> generator.
>
> Considering it's the only one for RPG Maker XP...no, they really
> couldn't actually.

You mean that no-one in the world can grasp making sprites in photoshop?
Hell, you could even do that in MS Paint of you were so inclined.

>> Let me point out a few things to you here.
>
> Let me rip them all apart for you and point out your shortsighted,
> presumptuous idiocy.
>
>> 1) It's made in flash.
>
> Oh you sad little fool.

I'm quite happy today, thank you.

>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>
> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least. It
> updates extremely easily and most everyone already has it installed
> since it's needed for all the video type sites (like YouTube) as well
> as most gaming sites and the like (like Neopets, Zwinky, etc, etc).
> If the sprite generator was being catered to blind people or the Amish
> of the Internet (Lynx users and the like), then yeah, it may not be
> such a great choice, but for the market it's aimed at it's the ideal
> solution...see, you don't comprehend that though, I mean even after I
> explain it, you still don't get it, do you? *nods*

I'm not saying flash isn't useful. Hell, I even use it on my site for
non-atomic design elements. It should never, ever be relied on, however.
I bet you never learned that from HTML for Dummies.

>> More so when the flash doesn't even load unless I turn on JunkieScript.
>
> The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
> a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.

L-O-L. You're working yourself up some bad now dear.

>> I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off,
>
> There's like 3 other people besides you, and no, I didn't make the
> Sprite Generator for those three retards either.

It seems to me that people with more knowledge turn off javascript -
probably because they check milw0rm daily and realise that 99% of remote
attacks are in fact script based. Ask your gran if she leaves JS off and
she'll not have a clue as to what you're talking about.

Also, why do you need JS to load a flash object?

>> doesn't find a blank, black page interesting.
>
> Of course you find it interesting, you're a stupid fuckin Amish! I
> mean you don't shut off javascript and Flash unless you're TRYING to
> limit you user experience. So either you're a fuckin idiot or you
> LIKE boring, nondescript, plain text garbage.

Bang on! I do like nondescript, plain text _content_. It provides
information to me, more so than flashing animations.

>> You could make the same thing
>> using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.
>
> LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
> about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it).

Seen what? XHTML? Dear me, someone hasn't done their research. Google
dork my name and read my page's source code. I'd like to see what you
mean when you realise that I use modern Doctypes and language for my
pages, fonts and colour schemes that are easy on the eye, and will
render on anything from a V100 terminal to a graphics workstation.

> The ONLY
> other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
> Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
> that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
> that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
> javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
> transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.

Errr, your "colour transform matrices" aren't all that complex. I've
seen your ActionScript and I could write that in 2 hours in PHP.

> There is absolutely *NO* way you could do it with just straight XHTML,
> don't be a fuckin retard. Well unless maybe your idea of a sprite
> generator is one where the parts have static color options and the
> user has to use print screen to save their finished sprite models.
> Not to mention no animated preview, or in the next version it's going
> to have a graphic editing program built directly into it so users can
> REALLY customize and even create their own parts directly from
> scratch.

Chop, chop then! I can't wait for the next black page instalment.

> The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
> text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
> alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
> clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
> importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
> everything you're babbling...ignorance.

Since when did JPEGs have alpha channels? Flash supports sprites that
are generated from JPEGs and then have an alpha channel applied.

Don't even think about mentioning JPEG2000s - no one uses them and they
will die away slowly like the internet fad that you are.

>> 2) It is excruciatingly slow to load. Are you running your servers on
>> 286s? It took 17 seconds to get one single image.
>
> Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
> it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
> next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
> ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
> by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
> damn lot:
> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_Th at_Aint_Good.png
>
> You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
> fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
> upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.

You mean, like HALF A MILLION? wow! My home computer could handle that.
And yes I have stress tested way over that.

>> 3) You are using HTML 3.01.
>
> Actually, no, I'm really not you ignorant moron. It's actually XHTML
> code that's using the HTML 3.2 DTD tag. A deficient retard like
> yourself obviously has no fuckin cl00 as to WHY one would do that.

Yes, actually I have NO clue as to why you are doing that. Please, why
the hell ARE you doing that?

And besides, you're not using XHTML at all:

Sorry, where does that tag close? Or is the whole remainder of your page
a meta tag?

> But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
> benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
> and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
> COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look

No it isn't. That's what _you_ believe is. Simply because you have never
tried CSS.

> (vertical and
> horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
> You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
> HTML code:
> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf

So why don't you just go ahead and serve that to your poor visitors?

>> 4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>> save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
>
> Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
> alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
> have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
> I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
> prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
> and would eat up a shit load of server resources).

No actually they don't. I've done colour transforms in PHP and they can
be made fantastically fast. If you're unhappy about the speed of PHP go
to C. Actually don't bother, you'll just end up crashing your server.

>> 5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>> sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.
>
> Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
> generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
> sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
> They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
> blogger board hoo-ha.

Sorry.. what? Did I even mention the sprite sheets? No - I meant the
stupid bar that takes days to scroll across the screen before finally
sending the data to your PHP.

>>>> I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]
>
>>> Whether or not you enjoy the arguments depends largely on how
>>> seriously you take online communication. I'm quite the fan of word
>>> art and verbal conflagration, so I'm never shy from invective
>>> sparring.
>
>> Ooh, I wouldn't go so far as to call your insults invective - they're
>> not all that bad really. It seems you think a lot more of your insults
>> than the people you try to victimise do.
>
> ...right, which of course explains all the Hatter Addicts and the
> whole recent fun with that Steve retard going on about how he was
> going to kill me for calling that one d00d a pedo.
>
>> I read them more as entertainment.
>
> You're in the minority. They ARE supposed to be read as
> entertainment, that's the way they're INTENDED, but there's just too
> damn many retards trying to get themselves up on a cross these days,
> tryin to play victim 'n shit.

Is that you reaching out your heart again? I think their may really be
some love inside there. A trip to the shrink could help.

>> I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
>> quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire?
>
> You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?

I believe me I am. Just not ones that don't actually have meanings.

>> It seems you have the wrong idea as to what a conflagration is. It is not a
>> verb - it is a noun.
>
> No, really? Thanks for the tip Captain Fuckin Obvious, you've saved
> the day once again!

Thank you!

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 19:01:53 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:33:02 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:20:41 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>>>> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
>>>> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
>>>> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least.
>>
>>> Flash is only cross co
>>
>> WRONG!
>>
>> : http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/static/Linux/Shockwa veFlash/English.html
>>
>> You stupid dumbfuck, that's been out since July!
>
>As I po

Yeah, my bad, I underestimated the stupidity of your post. I thought
your idiocy was based upon ignorance, I had no idea that you were just
completely the fuck out yer idiot head (refer to the second post I
made).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 19:51:38 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 14:25:36 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> Watch your mouth, you stupid kid, you don't have any fuckin cl00 as to
>> the extent of what I've done to people online:
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff4 4

>Teasy today?

I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
online.

>I think I struck a nerve =]

Yeah, the one that makes me beat n00b.jobs.

>> Haven't use my Malkavian character in a few years though...pray to
>> whatever God you believe in that I don't ever start again. My
>> Malkavian character makes my Onideus character look like a cute kitten
>> by comparison.

>I look forward to meeting her. Is it a date? I'll pick her up at around
>7:00 tonight.

I'm sure you'd like that.

>>> No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
>>> generator.

>> Considering it's the only one for RPG Maker XP...no, they really
>> couldn't actually.

>You mean that no-one in the world can grasp making sprites in photoshop?
>Hell, you could even do that in MS Paint of you were so inclined.

Sure, if you wanna wind up with something that looks like this:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/PoEtards_A re_THE_Dumbest_Mother_Fuckers.png

Free cl00, Dipshit, Photoshop isn't some magixal program that can just
churn out teh uber graphics with nothing more than a few clicks of the
mouse. It requires SKILL and ABILITY. Some of the custom parts I've
made for the generator took HOURS to construct. And even reworking
existing parts to work on my models takes upwards of an hour per.
Creating the layer splits and testing adds on yet another half hour.

>> Oh you sad little fool.

>I'm quite happy today, thank you.

How much Xanax are you taking? LOL

>>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.

>> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
>> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
>> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least. It
>> updates extremely easily and most everyone already has it installed
>> since it's needed for all the video type sites (like YouTube) as well
>> as most gaming sites and the like (like Neopets, Zwinky, etc, etc).
>> If the sprite generator was being catered to blind people or the Amish
>> of the Internet (Lynx users and the like), then yeah, it may not be
>> such a great choice, but for the market it's aimed at it's the ideal
>> solution...see, you don't comprehend that though, I mean even after I
>> explain it, you still don't get it, do you? *nods*

>I'm not saying flash isn't useful. Hell, I even use it on my site for
>non-atomic design elements. It should never, ever be relied on, however.
>I bet you never learned that from HTML for Dummies.

Sorry, Dummie, but my knowledge wasn't slurped up from some third
party, it comes directly from my own methodical testing and
experimentation. As far as a user front end...you don't even need
HTML anymore:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf

>> The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
>> a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.

>L-O-L. You're working yourself up some bad now dear.

L-O-L-L-E-R-C-O-P-T-E-R!!1!!1!!!!

....he's laughing everyone...REALLY. *nods*

>>> I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off,

>> There's like 3 other people besides you, and no, I didn't make the
>> Sprite Generator for those three retards either.

>It seems to me that people with more knowledge turn off javascript -
>probably because they check milw0rm daily and realise that 99% of remote
>attacks are in fact script based. Ask your gran if she leaves JS off and
>she'll not have a clue as to what you're talking about.

WRONG!

99.9% of ALL attacks are SE based, social engineering. Even if they
happen to use scripts they STILL require user stupidity to work.
That's why the smarter people don't disable javascript, because
they're not dumb enough to fall for stupid SE tricks. And as you
said, everyone else just ignores the problem.

>Also, why do you need JS to load a flash object?

I don't, but it's needed for other things, like my site tracker that I
plan to put on all my sites.

>>> doesn't find a blank, black page interesting.

>> Of course you find it interesting, you're a stupid fuckin Amish! I
>> mean you don't shut off javascript and Flash unless you're TRYING to
>> limit you user experience. So either you're a fuckin idiot or you
>> LIKE boring, nondescript, plain text garbage.

>Bang on! I do like nondescript, plain text _content_. It provides
>information to me, more so than flashing animations.

And this is where you're shortsighted. You don't comprehend the
concept of using design to enhance the content. Refer to this post:
: http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639263&start=-9994

>>> You could make the same thing
>>> using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.

>> LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
>> about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it).

>Seen what? XHTML? Dear me, someone hasn't done their research. Google
>dork my name and read my page's source code. I'd like to see what you
>mean when you realise that I use modern Doctypes and language for my
>pages, fonts and colour schemes that are easy on the eye, and will
>render on anything from a V100 terminal to a graphics workstation.

Yeah and none of yer content is worth looking at as a result.

>> The ONLY
>> other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
>> Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
>> that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
>> that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
>> javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
>> transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.

>Errr, your "colour transform matrices" aren't all that complex. I've
>seen your ActionScript and I could write that in 2 hours in PHP.

Then let's see you do it! You run at the mouth pretty good, talkin
shit, claiming how easy it is, so do it, Mouth! Or is pullin shit out
of yer ass all the better you can do?

>> There is absolutely *NO* way you could do it with just straight XHTML,
>> don't be a fuckin retard. Well unless maybe your idea of a sprite
>> generator is one where the parts have static color options and the
>> user has to use print screen to save their finished sprite models.
>> Not to mention no animated preview, or in the next version it's going
>> to have a graphic editing program built directly into it so users can
>> REALLY customize and even create their own parts directly from
>> scratch.

>Chop, chop then! I can't wait for the next black page instalment.

Again, it's not for you.

>> The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
>> text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
>> alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
>> clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
>> importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
>> everything you're babbling...ignorance.

>Since when did JPEGs have alpha channels? Flash supports sprites that
>are generated from JPEGs and then have an alpha channel applied.
>
>Don't even think about mentioning JPEG2000s - no one uses them and they
>will die away slowly like the internet fad that you are.

Refer to this post:
: http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639224&start=-9994

"Support of 32 bit JPEGs (more specifically you can import 32 PNG
files, use JPEG compression on them and Flash will keep the
transparency layer intact)."

>> Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
>> it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
>> next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
>> ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
>> by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
>> damn lot:
>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_Th at_Aint_Good.png
>>
>> You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
>> fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
>> upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.

>You mean, like HALF A MILLION? wow! My home computer could handle that.
>And yes I have stress tested way over that.

*pats you on the head*

Sure kid, sure.

>> But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
>> benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
>> and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
>> COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look

>No it isn't. That's what _you_ believe is. Simply because you have never
>tried CSS.

WRONG! Again, stupid, I've TRIED ALL EXISTING METHODS and I've tested
them ON ALL MAJOR BROWSERS ON ALL MAJOR OPERATING SYSTEMS...and yer
CSS way breaks on a whole fuckin slew of combinations (like IE on teh
Mac). My way is the MOST cross compatible way that exists, I know
that for a fact because *I* actually tested it myself. I tested all
the other methods too (which is why I know they don't work as well).

>> (vertical and
>> horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
>> You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
>> HTML code:
>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf

>So why don't you just go ahead and serve that to your poor visitors?

I probably will at some point, it's the direction that I'm headed in.
My web design model continually changes and evolves.

>>> 4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>>> save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
>>
>> Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
>> alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
>> have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
>> I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
>> prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
>> and would eat up a shit load of server resources).

>No actually they don't. I've done colour transforms in PHP and they can
>be made fantastically fast.

Yeah, fantastically fast, limiting and half-ass!

>If you're unhappy about the speed of PHP go
>to C. Actually don't bother, you'll just end up crashing your server.

Yeah, because that plays *SO* nice with other web language forms.
*rolls eyes*

>>> 5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>>> sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.

>> Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
>> generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
>> sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
>> They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
>> blogger board hoo-ha.

>Sorry.. what? Did I even mention the sprite sheets? No - I meant the
>stupid bar that takes days to scroll across the screen before finally
>sending the data to your PHP.

If you're bitching about the time it takes to save, sorry, but that's
as fast as it can go right now. The next version will be somewhat
faster, I plan to use the Byte.compress() class and some other tricks,
but overall there is no way to REALLY make it uber speedy (or if there
is, no one has developed it yet).

>>> I read them more as entertainment.

>> You're in the minority. They ARE supposed to be read as
>> entertainment, that's the way they're INTENDED, but there's just too
>> damn many retards trying to get themselves up on a cross these days,
>> tryin to play victim 'n shit.

>Is that you reaching out your heart again? I think their may really be
>some love inside there. A trip to the shrink could help.

A trip to the shrink wouldn't make me care about faceless strangers on
the Internet, sorry kiddo.

>>> I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
>>> quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire?

>> You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?

>I believe me I am. Just not ones that don't actually have meanings.

Uh huh. You must have some kind of mental disorder if there's no way
you can imagine words having a fire like destruction to them. Where
the fuck do you think the word "flame" (in relation to posts) came
from, you stupid dipshit.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 20:51:05 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:20:41 +0200, "J.O. Aho"
> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>>> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
>>> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
>>> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least.
>> Flash is only cross compatible within the microsoft family, the support of
>> alternative operating systems are limited and nowadays only the "x86 CPU"
>> family is supported, which includes that not all versions of an operating
>> system is supported even if Adobe makes a wrongful claim to support a OS, this
>> includes microsoft too, no support for Alpha, MIPS or PowerPC versions (yeah,
>> those are quite ancient nowadays, but keep in mind that there are still people
>> using ms-dos).
>
> And I'm sure there are still some retards using a horse to plow their
> fields...you know, THE AMISH!

I'm sure there are many, many more people in this world that use animals
to plough their fields than those who have the wealth to use tractors.
It's good to know that you think outside your little world now and then.

> With anything there are tools for the job...some tools get the job
> done better, quicker, faster...problem is some retards are just too
> damn slow to keep up.
>
> Your argument is as absurd as bitching that your old black and white
> television can't show color...of course it can't show color it's a
> gawd damn black and white piece of shit you fuckin idiot! Wait, no,
> even better, your argument is like bitching that you can't get hi-def
> on the television you bought back in the early 80s! LOL

I really don't follow. Java, as rich content is far, far more powerful
and flexible than flash can hope to be. Simply because of the fact that
it doesn't need to be dumbed down for people that don't care to look
outside the box (ad their nice drag and drop ide).

>> There been a few open source based projects to give some flash support to all
>> those that Adobe don't want to have flash, but they are quite outdated, as
>> Adobe ain't the one to share specifications.
>
> Why would they?

So that the success of sites based on flash can potentially reach as
many people as Java can already do.

> I mean, it wouldn't matter. Like I said, hi-def on a
> 80s television just ain't gonna happen, Stupid. It's not a question
> of development it's a question of CAPABILITY. It's like you're
> bitching and moaning that you can't deep fry something with your
> microwave.

Actually you can if you have an emulsion to fry it in.

>> If you want to support as many as possible, then use plain HTML,
>
> Sorry dipshit, but the Web has moved on.

Not as far as you seem to insist. There still isn't support for flash in
the majority of operating systems.

> No longer are sites limited
> to static text and images, people are actually building complex ONLINE
> PROGRAMS and none of that can be done using plain HTML.

I quite agree - it requires HTML and Javascript to build web
applications. Flash doesn't come into this at all.

For informative pages not even javascript is required, let alone a slug
like Flash.

> Your idea is to limit the development and capability of a site in
> order to cater to a few screwed up dipshits who want to live like the
> Amish.

No I'm pretty sure his idea is to produce standards compliant, far
reaching pages that don't take until the end of time to load over 56K
and which don't have the problem of vendor lock in.

> You can live like the Amish, Stupid, no one is stopping
> you...but don't get all indignant and pissy when no one else signs on
> for your little bandwagon back to 1990.

You ARE the guy that is still using HTML 3.2 aren't you?

>> or Java (not JavaScript/jscript), as Sun has made Java free, so there is a more likelihood
>> that you see Java than Flash to a smaller OS.
>
> WRONG!
>
> Java doesn't update as easily as Flash

It sure does! It asks you to update when something isn't supported...
you click yes. Simple.

> and Java isn't a requirement on
> highly mainstream sites like YouTube

Congratulations. Flash also isn't a requirement on various other sites.

> thus, its market penetrate is
> weak as can be as far as your average end user is concerned

No it isn't. Windows comes shipped with MS's version of Java - more than
can be said about flash.

> making
> Java a very poor choice over Flash. Not to mention that Flash is
> capable of a whole fuckin slew of shit that Java can't even begin to
> touch.

For example?

Running Java code is so much faster than Action Script that you could
write all the routines available in flash in java and probably still get
better speed.

> Really it's like you're trying to compare a used Pinto to a
> Ferrari (at least as far as the web).

No, no you don't understand - flash is slower than java. There is no way
that you could prove otherwise. Never. Ever.

> Java is great for a lot of
> stuff, but a user front end of a website sure the fuck ain't one of
> 'em.

Only because lazy as hell pseudo-programmers like yourself can only deal
with drag and drop design.

>> But of course those who can't type / in a path name, but has to use \, they
>> don't understand importance of making things as general as possible, so that
>> people can have their freedom to choose instead of making a thief richer.
>
> You're a stupid dipshit, plain and simple. You try to victimize
> yourself by using outdated, deficient, antediluvian technology that
> doesn't even possess the capability required for the product

What product? You're stupid homepage that basically shows off some
'potential' bad designs that no one is willing to pay you for (also
constructed entirely in flash)?

> and then
> you bitch and moan, claiming it's some master plan by some evul
> "thief" whose tryin to bring you down. Essentially you're buying 100%
> pure grape fruit juice and then bitching that it tastes sour. It's
> YOUR CHOICE to buy the sour juice, Dipshit, if you don't like it, get
> a sweeter flavor of juice rather than bitching at the juice
> manufacturer and claiming that it's their evul plan to not invest the
> research and money into developing an UNNATURAL sweet version of the
> fruit.

No, really, it's people like you who pedal closed systems such as flash
that enable certain thieves to create a single choice,
no-other-brand-of-juice environment.

When was the last time the thief actually invested in R&D?

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 07.10.2007 21:31:38 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 14:25:36 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Watch your mouth, you stupid kid, you don't have any fuckin cl00 as to
>>> the extent of what I've done to people online:
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff4 4
>
>> Teasy today?
>
> I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
> before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
> d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
> really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
> frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
> just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
> online.

Dear me... I'm quivering. You see, I don't have an attachment to
something like usenet. I could happily unplug tommorow and not miss
anything at all. This makes your silly threats rather pointless.

>> I think I struck a nerve =]
>
> Yeah, the one that makes me beat n00b.jobs.

Like the n00b.job that your website has shown itself to be? So you're
threatening me with violence? Surely you don't say that when you're
level headed.

>>> Haven't use my Malkavian character in a few years though...pray to
>>> whatever God you believe in that I don't ever start again. My
>>> Malkavian character makes my Onideus character look like a cute kitten
>>> by comparison.
>
>> I look forward to meeting her. Is it a date? I'll pick her up at around
>> 7:00 tonight.
>
> I'm sure you'd like that.
>
>>>> No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
>>>> generator.
>
>>> Considering it's the only one for RPG Maker XP...no, they really
>>> couldn't actually.
>
>> You mean that no-one in the world can grasp making sprites in photoshop?
>> Hell, you could even do that in MS Paint of you were so inclined.
>
> Sure, if you wanna wind up with something that looks like this:
> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/PoEtards_A re_THE_Dumbest_Mother_Fuckers.png

That's all you could accomplish with photoshop? You should take a course
or something.

> Free cl00, Dipshit, Photoshop isn't some magixal program that can just
> churn out teh uber graphics with nothing more than a few clicks of the
> mouse. It requires SKILL and ABILITY.

Which is more flexible than selecting pre-built bitmaps and sandwiching
them together.

> Some of the custom parts I've
> made for the generator took HOURS to construct. And even reworking
> existing parts to work on my models takes upwards of an hour per.
> Creating the layer splits and testing adds on yet another half hour.

You poor soul. Too bad no one thought you were talented enough to employ
you as a graphics designer - hence the big shiny donate button.

>>> Oh you sad little fool.
>
>> I'm quite happy today, thank you.
>
> How much Xanax are you taking? LOL
>
>>>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>
>>> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
>>> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
>>> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least. It
>>> updates extremely easily and most everyone already has it installed
>>> since it's needed for all the video type sites (like YouTube) as well
>>> as most gaming sites and the like (like Neopets, Zwinky, etc, etc).
>>> If the sprite generator was being catered to blind people or the Amish
>>> of the Internet (Lynx users and the like), then yeah, it may not be
>>> such a great choice, but for the market it's aimed at it's the ideal
>>> solution...see, you don't comprehend that though, I mean even after I
>>> explain it, you still don't get it, do you? *nods*
>
>> I'm not saying flash isn't useful. Hell, I even use it on my site for
>> non-atomic design elements. It should never, ever be relied on, however.
>> I bet you never learned that from HTML for Dummies.
>
> Sorry, Dummie, but my knowledge wasn't slurped up from some third
> party, it comes directly from my own methodical testing and
> experimentation. As far as a user front end...you don't even need
> HTML anymore:
> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf

I'd be curious to see how your testing weighs up to the research done by
the W3 consortium.

>>> The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
>>> a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.
>
>> L-O-L. You're working yourself up some bad now dear.
>
> L-O-L-L-E-R-C-O-P-T-E-R!!1!!1!!!!
>
> ...he's laughing everyone...REALLY. *nods*

I did have a snigger at that comment - I just find your brash commments
pretty amusing.

>>>> I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off,
>
>>> There's like 3 other people besides you, and no, I didn't make the
>>> Sprite Generator for those three retards either.
>
>> It seems to me that people with more knowledge turn off javascript -
>> probably because they check milw0rm daily and realise that 99% of remote
>> attacks are in fact script based. Ask your gran if she leaves JS off and
>> she'll not have a clue as to what you're talking about.
>
> WRONG!
>
> 99.9% of ALL attacks are SE based, social engineering. Even if they
> happen to use scripts they STILL require user stupidity to work.
> That's why the smarter people don't disable javascript, because
> they're not dumb enough to fall for stupid SE tricks. And as you
> said, everyone else just ignores the problem.

Sorry, have you actually even read milw0rm? It's not a gloat page. It
documents real, remote BOFs and such like. Guess what particular
presentation medium they _didn't_ use.

>> Also, why do you need JS to load a flash object?
>
> I don't, but it's needed for other things, like my site tracker that I
> plan to put on all my sites.

So you don't need code to load your flash animation but it's there
anyway? I really don't follow.

>>>> doesn't find a blank, black page interesting.
>
>>> Of course you find it interesting, you're a stupid fuckin Amish! I
>>> mean you don't shut off javascript and Flash unless you're TRYING to
>>> limit you user experience. So either you're a fuckin idiot or you
>>> LIKE boring, nondescript, plain text garbage.
>
>> Bang on! I do like nondescript, plain text _content_. It provides
>> information to me, more so than flashing animations.
>
> And this is where you're shortsighted. You don't comprehend the
> concept of using design to enhance the content. Refer to this post:
> : http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639263&start=-9994

Why would I refer to a post that you yourself wrote? Sounds a bit
pointless to me. Every respected author on the web uses CSS styling to
show emphasis - not CAPITALS. No one likes to read a post that shouts at
them. I seem to recall that blogs are "tweenage blogger board hoo-ha".
What on earth are you doing posting to one?

>>>> You could make the same thing
>>>> using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.
>
>>> LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
>>> about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it).
>
>> Seen what? XHTML? Dear me, someone hasn't done their research. Google
>> dork my name and read my page's source code. I'd like to see what you
>> mean when you realise that I use modern Doctypes and language for my
>> pages, fonts and colour schemes that are easy on the eye, and will
>> render on anything from a V100 terminal to a graphics workstation.
>
> Yeah and none of yer content is worth looking at as a result.

Denial ;]

>>> The ONLY
>>> other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
>>> Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
>>> that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
>>> that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
>>> javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
>>> transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.
>
>> Errr, your "colour transform matrices" aren't all that complex. I've
>> seen your ActionScript and I could write that in 2 hours in PHP.
>
> Then let's see you do it! You run at the mouth pretty good, talkin
> shit, claiming how easy it is, so do it, Mouth! Or is pullin shit out
> of yer ass all the better you can do?

Okay what would you like me to do? What transform would you like me to
code? I charge £15 per hour I warn.

>>> There is absolutely *NO* way you could do it with just straight XHTML,
>>> don't be a fuckin retard. Well unless maybe your idea of a sprite
>>> generator is one where the parts have static color options and the
>>> user has to use print screen to save their finished sprite models.
>>> Not to mention no animated preview, or in the next version it's going
>>> to have a graphic editing program built directly into it so users can
>>> REALLY customize and even create their own parts directly from
>>> scratch.
>
>> Chop, chop then! I can't wait for the next black page instalment.
>
> Again, it's not for you.
>
>>> The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
>>> text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
>>> alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
>>> clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
>>> importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
>>> everything you're babbling...ignorance.
>
>> Since when did JPEGs have alpha channels? Flash supports sprites that
>> are generated from JPEGs and then have an alpha channel applied.
>>
>> Don't even think about mentioning JPEG2000s - no one uses them and they
>> will die away slowly like the internet fad that you are.
>
> Refer to this post:
> : http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639224&start=-9994
>
> "Support of 32 bit JPEGs (more specifically you can import 32 PNG
> files, use JPEG compression on them and Flash will keep the
> transparency layer intact)."

Hence not supporting alpha channel JPEGS (whatever they may be). You can
infact do exactly the same in PHP, saving it as a GD bitmap after
importing JPEGs

>>> Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
>>> it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
>>> next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
>>> ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
>>> by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
>>> damn lot:
>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_Th at_Aint_Good.png
>>>
>>> You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
>>> fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
>>> upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.
>
>> You mean, like HALF A MILLION? wow! My home computer could handle that.
>> And yes I have stress tested way over that.
>
> *pats you on the head*
>
> Sure kid, sure.

*grin* Let's do the mathematics.
60 seconds in a minute *
60 minutes in an hour *
24 hours in a day *
30 days in a month =
2,592,000 seconds in a month.

If you get 500,000 hits per month that's

2,592,000/500,000 = 5.184

One hit every 5 seconds! Phew, you work your quad core some hard!

>>> But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
>>> benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
>>> and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
>>> COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look
>
>> No it isn't. That's what _you_ believe is. Simply because you have never
>> tried CSS.
>
> WRONG! Again, stupid, I've TRIED ALL EXISTING METHODS and I've tested
> them ON ALL MAJOR BROWSERS ON ALL MAJOR OPERATING SYSTEMS...and yer
> CSS way breaks on a whole fuckin slew of combinations (like IE on teh
> Mac).

No, you obviously have bad CSS skills. Every piece of CSS I have written
works on all browsers and OSs I've tested. That includes Mac, Win
95-Vista, various linux distros, solaris 10, my pocketpc phone with
Firefox, Opera, Safari, IE mobile, Opera mobile, lynx, Konquerer, etc.

> My way is the MOST cross compatible way that exists, I know
> that for a fact because *I* actually tested it myself. I tested all
> the other methods too (which is why I know they don't work as well).

What you did was to start off with an assumption that flash is the best
way then disregarded everything else. I can assure you that vertical
aligning on lynx and all the mobile browsers works no better with flash
than with CSS - did you try those ones?

>>> (vertical and
>>> horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
>>> You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
>>> HTML code:
>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf
>
>> So why don't you just go ahead and serve that to your poor visitors?
>
> I probably will at some point, it's the direction that I'm headed in.
> My web design model continually changes and evolves.

It doesn't seem to. It seems very much static with regards to the fact
that flash is the _only_ design element you use.

>>>> 4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>>>> save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
>>> Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
>>> alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
>>> have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
>>> I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
>>> prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
>>> and would eat up a shit load of server resources).
>
>> No actually they don't. I've done colour transforms in PHP and they can
>> be made fantastically fast.
>
> Yeah, fantastically fast, limiting and half-ass!

I'm not sure how you coded yours but all the stuff I've done with
graphics in PHP is blindingly fast. More so when you use graphics as
small as sprites.

>> If you're unhappy about the speed of PHP go
>> to C. Actually don't bother, you'll just end up crashing your server.
>
> Yeah, because that plays *SO* nice with other web language forms.
> *rolls eyes*

What was that? 'web language forms'? Please explain your terminology.
The only languages you use are PHP and flash. Flash doesn't give a damn
what you have on the server and PHP will happily run alongside C. Why do
you think it will not?.

>>>> 5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>>>> sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.
>
>>> Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
>>> generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
>>> sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
>>> They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
>>> blogger board hoo-ha.
>
>> Sorry.. what? Did I even mention the sprite sheets? No - I meant the
>> stupid bar that takes days to scroll across the screen before finally
>> sending the data to your PHP.
>
> If you're bitching about the time it takes to save, sorry, but that's
> as fast as it can go right now. The next version will be somewhat
> faster, I plan to use the Byte.compress() class and some other tricks,
> but overall there is no way to REALLY make it uber speedy (or if there
> is, no one has developed it yet).

No that saving thing actually doesn't do anything at all - it is a
sprite. I decompiled your crappy flash and it is a fixed length sprite
that will take the same amount of time to traverse no matter what the
flash is doing.

Yes you already mentioned compression, something that will make a
negligible difference to the speed.

The way to make it faster is to get rid of that stupid sprite and use a
real language - not ActionScript.

>>>> I read them more as entertainment.
>
>>> You're in the minority. They ARE supposed to be read as
>>> entertainment, that's the way they're INTENDED, but there's just too
>>> damn many retards trying to get themselves up on a cross these days,
>>> tryin to play victim 'n shit.
>
>> Is that you reaching out your heart again? I think their may really be
>> some love inside there. A trip to the shrink could help.
>
> A trip to the shrink wouldn't make me care about faceless strangers on
> the Internet, sorry kiddo.
>
>>>> I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
>>>> quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire?
>
>>> You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?
>
>> I believe me I am. Just not ones that don't actually have meanings.
>
> Uh huh. You must have some kind of mental disorder if there's no way
> you can imagine words having a fire like destruction to them. Where
> the fuck do you think the word "flame" (in relation to posts) came
> from, you stupid dipshit.

Not from physically burning words I'm pretty sure =]
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 09:10:03 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
>> before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
>> d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
>> really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
>> frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
>> just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
>> online.

>Dear me... I'm quivering.

....ewww.

>You see, I don't have an attachment to
>something like usenet. I could happily unplug tommorow and not miss
>anything at all. This makes your silly threats rather pointless.

We'll see. I've heard that line before though, most often followed up
in three to six months with, "you crossed the line this time!"

Don't worry, if/when you do, I'll be sure to post a Google link to
your last message. ^_^

>>> I think I struck a nerve =]

>> Yeah, the one that makes me beat n00b.jobs.

>Like the n00b.job that your website has shown itself to be?

Son, I don't know if you've noticed it or not (yer kinda stupid so
maybe not) but pretty much every bad thing you've tried to say about
my sites has been completely ripped apart in six or eight different
directions. You'd think after awhile you would like get a fuckin cl00
and realize that you're essentially a high school dropout trying to
argue quantum mechanics with fuckin Einstein, but no, you just keep
tryin. Maybe you just enjoy failing, is that it?

>So you're threatening me with violence?

I think maybe we've already been over your horrible deficiency when it
comes to comprehending the little things like METAPHORS. Woah, sure
is complicated for you, innt?

>Surely you don't say that when you're level headed.

Next time I'll say "verbally beat" just so you won't get confused so
easily, child. I keep forgetting that you never managed to make it
past 5th grade English.

>> Sure, if you wanna wind up with something that looks like this:
>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/PoEtards_A re_THE_Dumbest_Mother_Fuckers.png

>That's all you could accomplish with photoshop? You should take a course
> or something.

No, Retard, that's all the better people like YOU are able to
accomplish WITHOUT the use of MY sprite generator. Maybe you ought to
start taking notes or something? It seems the longer these posts get
the harder time you have tracking. Do you have sequencing problems or
something? Are you a chromosomal deficient? Just what is it exactly
that makes you so gawd damn Jesus raping stupid?

>> Free cl00, Dipshit, Photoshop isn't some magixal program that can just
>> churn out teh uber graphics with nothing more than a few clicks of the
>> mouse. It requires SKILL and ABILITY.

>Which is more flexible than selecting pre-built bitmaps and sandwiching
>them together.

And how would you "sandwich" them together using nothing but HTML
code, you stupid dipshit? At the very least you would need CSS to
stack them, but then you would need javascript at the very least in
order to allow dynamic loading of sprite images...and at that point
you've already crossed over that magical line you set in the sand with
no javascript, so yer fucked d00d...yer fucked and you didn't even
manage to find a way that would actually combine the images into one
savable graphic that the user could download...unless, again, you
expect the user to have to use print screen and then paste it into a
separate graphics program and save it that way.

I hope you realize kid, that the more you talk, the more you show off
just how LITTLE you understand about web coding...not that, that's
some big surprise, most Amish of the Internet have very little
comprehension as to how everything works. Your thought process runs
like:
"Microsoft bad"
"Different good"
"Outdated good"
"Deficient good"
"Learning new things bad"
"Change bad"
"Me no like evil Microsoft"

Really, you aren't capable of thinking too far beyond that, are you?

>> Some of the custom parts I've
>> made for the generator took HOURS to construct. And even reworking
>> existing parts to work on my models takes upwards of an hour per.
>> Creating the layer splits and testing adds on yet another half hour.

>You poor soul. Too bad no one thought you were talented enough to employ
>you as a graphics designer - hence the big shiny donate button.

I do freelance graphic design work all the time you retard. The last
publicized one I did was nyah:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_adg/In_Progress_4.png

A raster to raster/vector hybrid conversion...not that YOU have any
fuckin clue as to what that means, huh kid? Quick, run and Google,
try and play pretend! LOL, I don't know what's funnier, the fact that
you wanna play pretend web designer or the fact that you think you can
fool people with such slipping dives into the most superficial of
Google searches.

>>> I'm not saying flash isn't useful. Hell, I even use it on my site for
>>> non-atomic design elements. It should never, ever be relied on, however.
>>> I bet you never learned that from HTML for Dummies.

>> Sorry, Dummie, but my knowledge wasn't slurped up from some third
>> party, it comes directly from my own methodical testing and
>> experimentation. As far as a user front end...you don't even need
>> HTML anymore:
>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf

>I'd be curious to see how your testing weighs up to the research done by
>the W3 consortium.

*shakes head*

You don't even realize how fuckin stupid that last statement of yours
made you sound, do you?

Free cl00, dipshit, the W3C does not set standards nor do they really
do any sort of "research". All the W3C does is set a bunch of
arbitrary, useless, PROPOSED "standards"...which aren't actually
followed by...well, anybody. Since no browser maker follows all of
the W3Cs PROPOSED "standards", well, that often makes W3C
compatibility the MOST INcompatible and NONcross-compatible way of
doing things. Very, very, very few people will actually go through
and methodically test every last little fuckin tag and CSS property on
every last fuckin browser version on every last fuckin operating
system imaginable in order to TRULY find out the MOST cross compatible
methods. The W3C does NOT do that, they unreasonably expect all
browser makers to simply follow their RECOMMENDED "standards" and
their attitude is basically, "To hell with any browser/OS combo that
doesn't." ...which, you know, is ALL of them. *rolls eyes*

Keep Google diving for outdated intelligence though, Slurps, it's
pretty amusing to rip apart at least.

>>>> The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
>>>> a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.

>>> L-O-L. You're working yourself up some bad now dear.

>> L-O-L-L-E-R-C-O-P-T-E-R!!1!!1!!!!

>> ...he's laughing everyone...REALLY. *nods*

>I did have a snigger at that comment - I just find your brash commments
>pretty amusing.

Guess which ONE of us cares! ^_^

>>> It seems to me that people with more knowledge turn off javascript -
>>> probably because they check milw0rm daily and realise that 99% of remote
>>> attacks are in fact script based. Ask your gran if she leaves JS off and
>>> she'll not have a clue as to what you're talking about.
>>
>> WRONG!

>> 99.9% of ALL attacks are SE based, social engineering. Even if they
>> happen to use scripts they STILL require user stupidity to work.
>> That's why the smarter people don't disable javascript, because
>> they're not dumb enough to fall for stupid SE tricks. And as you
>> said, everyone else just ignores the problem.

>Sorry, have you actually even read milw0rm? It's not a glo

Have YOU actually read anything on the site? Wait, no, more
importantly, did you actually COMPREHEND anything on the site? I only
ask cause uh, if you use their lil search tool and look for
"javascript", you get like seven hits...none of which are relevant.
There's like two patched Firefox vulnerabilities, one patched
Konqueror vulnerability, an Outhouse Express vulnerability and some
other retarded nonsense "exploits".

....wow...tell me again why it is that your stupid ass is so fearful
and scared of teh big bad javascript?

Oh, coincidentally, a search for PHP brings up over a hundred
exploits...LOL, rather ironic really, innt? ^_^

>>> Also, why do you need JS to load a flash object?

>> I don't, but it's needed for other things, like my site tracker that I
>> plan to put on all my sites.

>So you don't need code to load your flash animation but it's there
>anyway? I really don't follow.

Reading comprehension sure is a bitch for you, innt? What part of
IT'S NEEDED FOR OTHER THINGS did you NOT comprehend the first time I
said it? I mean what the fuck man are you taking stupid pills today
or what?

>>> Bang on! I do like nondescript, plain text _content_. It provides
>>> information to me, more so than flashing animations.

>> And this is where you're shortsighted. You don't comprehend the
>> concept of using design to enhance the content. Refer to this post:
>> : http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639263&start=-9994

>Why would I refer to a post that you yourself wrote? Sounds a bit
>pointless to me. Every respected author on the web uses CSS styling to
>show emphasis - not CAPITALS. No one likes to read a post that shouts at
>them. I seem to recall that blogs are "tweenage blogger board hoo-ha".
>What on earth are you doing posting to one?

Maybe if you had the capability to read it you would know why, eh
Stupid?

Personally though, I like you better NOT reading it, keeping the dumb,
dumber servers me far better than it does to hinder me.

>>>>> You could make the same thing
>>>>> using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.

>>>> LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
>>>> about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it).

>>> Seen what? XHTML? Dear me, someone hasn't done their research. Google
>>> dork my name and read my page's source code. I'd like to see what you
>>> mean when you realise that I use modern Doctypes and language for my
>>> pages, fonts and colour schemes that are easy on the eye, and will
>>> render on anything from a V100 terminal to a graphics workstation.

>> Yeah and none of yer content is worth looking at as a result.

>Denial ;]

Let me know when you manage to read through (and comprehend) that
link, Junior. Until then you're not much more than a foolish child in
my eyes. Maybe someday you'll comprehend what "design" is all about,
until then, you're stuck with making sites that are so pathetic they
can't even manage to show up in Alexa:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.br endangillatt.co.uk

LOL, you're so pathetic you practically have NEGATIVE visitors! ^_^

I love your "bog":

"Coming Soon"

*snicker*

Wait, it gets funnier!

"I'm hacking Simple PHP Blog"

Translation:

"I'm spaghetti bitching someone else's code cause I'm too damn stupid
to figure out how to do it myself."

" to fit in with my site theme at the moment."

....WHAT THEME!? Goober, you don't HAVE a theme. You have a LACK of
theme. LOL

Pretty much all you would need to do is take out any graphics and
change the colors to black text on a white background and you'd be
fuckin done.

"It shouldn't be too long before it's sorted out."

....just as soon as you figure out how to code. LOL, sure kid, sure.
Let us all know when you finally manage to get out of yer diapers and
start coding something that's got some meat on it.

Have you seen my blog btw?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

....completely custom, all my own code, Flash front end with a PHP/SQL
backend. Embeded video with custom controls, clickable calendar
navigation tool with a slick, appealing and engaging design. My blog
generates around $25 a month in ad hits. How much money do you make
with your blog? Oh, right, you don't have one, huh? LOL

Face it kid, yer just some stupid ass poser bitch running around
playing wannabe web developer and you don't even have a fuckin cl00.
You try and couch your lack of ability in areas like interface design
and graphics in the form of some "I art holier than thou minimalism".
What you fail to comprehend is that not having a design doesn't equate
to a minimalist design. Minimalism is actually about presenting
COMPLEX designs using simple forms. Essentially, the more complex
design you're able to create with simple shapes and other forms, the
more advanced your minimalist design is. In your case, you HAVE NO
DESIGN, period, you have a void, a pit of desolation and boredom that
does nothing but emphasize just how mundane and trite the little
content you have is.

In your case you don't need a website, you need an RSS feed, that's
it. Hell, a fuckin RSS feed would have more of a design than your
sloppy molestation of HTML.

>>>> The ONLY
>>>> other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
>>>> Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
>>>> that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
>>>> that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
>>>> javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
>>>> transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.

>>> Errr, your "colour transform matrices" aren't all that complex. I've
>>> seen your ActionScript and I could write that in 2 hours in PHP.

>> Then let's see you do it! You run at the mouth pretty good, talkin
>> shit, claiming how easy it is, so do it, Mouth! Or is pullin shit out
>> of yer ass all the better you can do?

>Okay what would you like me to do? What transform would you like me to
>code? I charge £15 per hour I warn.

I'll pay you a BILLION DOLLARS if you can recreate my sprite generator
and ALL of its functionality using nothing but HTML and CSS (your
claim).

Get crackin, Junior!

LOL, what a fuckin poser class college flunkie retard you are. ^_^

>>>> The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
>>>> text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
>>>> alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
>>>> clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
>>>> importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
>>>> everything you're babbling...ignorance.
>>
>>> Since when did JPEGs have alpha channels? Flash supports sprites that
>>> are generated from JPEGs and then have an alpha channel applied.
>>>
>>> Don't even think about mentioning JPEG2000s - no one uses them and they
>>> will die away slowly like the internet fad that you are.
>>
>> Refer to this post:
>> : http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639224&start=-9994
>>
>> "Support of 32 bit JPEGs (more specifically you can import 32 PNG
>> files, use JPEG compression on them and Flash will keep the
>> transparency layer intact)."

>Hence not supporting alpha channel JPEGS (whatever they may be). You can
>infact do exactly the same in PHP, saving it as a GD bitmap after
>importing JPEGs

No, ya can't, Stupid. There ya go, runnin at the mouth again. Once
again, the difference between the two of us is that I have actual,
live, working examples of EVERY concept I claim, where as you...well
you're still trying to rip off someone else's blog, huh kid? *nods*

>>>> Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
>>>> it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
>>>> next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
>>>> ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
>>>> by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
>>>> damn lot:
>>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_Th at_Aint_Good.png
>>>>
>>>> You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
>>>> fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
>>>> upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.

>>> You mean, like HALF A MILLION? wow! My home computer could handle that.
>>> And yes I have stress tested way over that.

>> *pats you on the head*
>>
>> Sure kid, sure.

>*grin* Let's do the mathematics.
>60 seconds in a minute *
>60 minutes in an hour *
>24 hours in a day *
>30 days in a month =
>2,592,000 seconds in a month.
>
>If you get 500,000 hits per month that's
>
>2,592,000/500,000 = 5.184
>
>One hit every 5 seconds! Phew, you work your quad core some hard!

And the amateur shows off his idiocy once again. Free cl00, dipshit,
every visitor is not going to magically space themselves apart just
for the benefit of your magical equation. In REALITY you would
probably wind up with like 500 simultaneous hits right at say 5:45pm
pacific time and would maybe only have like 5 hits from 1:00am to
5:00am pacific time.

As fuckin retarded as you are you obviously lack the ability to
comprehend how things work in the REAL WORLD. But then, how could
you, I mean your site generates so little traffic you can't even
manage to make it on Alexa fer fuck sake.

Not to mention if those 500 simultaneous hits are all engaging in CPU
intensive tasks (like saving sprite sheets in which the graphics are
constructed from scratch at the bit level), or serving video streams,
etc, etc.

>>>> But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
>>>> benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
>>>> and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
>>>> COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look

>>> No it isn't. That's what _you_ believe is. Simply because you have never
>>> tried CSS.

>> WRONG! Again, stupid, I've TRIED ALL EXISTING METHODS and I've tested
>> them ON ALL MAJOR BROWSERS ON ALL MAJOR OPERATING SYSTEMS...and yer
>> CSS way breaks on a whole fuckin slew of combinations (like IE on teh
>> Mac).

>No, you obviously have bad CSS skills. Every piece of CSS I have written
>works on all browsers and OSs I've tested. That includes Mac, Win
>95-Vista, various linux distros, solaris 10, my pocketpc phone with
>Firefox, Opera, Safari, IE mobile, Opera mobile, lynx, Konquerer, etc.

So let's see it, Junior. Let's see "your" rendition of the "portal
look" using CSS...and by "your" I mean the code you ripped off from
someone else who CLAIMED that it was cross compatible.

Once you get yer example up I'll bitch slap you proper with a few
screen shots. Hell, I'll even throw in a few links where other people
point blank say what it does and doesn't work on.

....oh, btw, no one, least of all me, is ~actually~ expecting you to
put up an example. Simply put, at this point, no one believes you're
anything more than some poser class wannabe whose runnin the fuck at
the mouth about shit you've never done (and won't ever do).

>> My way is the MOST cross compatible way that exists, I know
>> that for a fact because *I* actually tested it myself. I tested all
>> the other methods too (which is why I know they don't work as well).

>What you did was to start off with an assumption that flash is the best
>way then disregarded everything else.

WRONG!

I actually used to not like Flash, I started off as a big CSS and
javascript supporter...until I actually took the bother to do my own
testing, benchmarking and experimentation and found it to be wholly
lacking. But then, what would you know about it, you can't even
manage to steal someone else's code for yer fuckin blog. LOL

>>>> (vertical and
>>>> horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
>>>> You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
>>>> HTML code:
>>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf

>>> So why don't you just go ahead and serve that to your poor visitors?
>>
>> I probably will at some point, it's the direction that I'm headed in.
>> My web design model continually changes and evolves.

>It doesn't seem to. It seems very much static with regards to the fact
>that flash is the _only_ design element you use.

Yes well I think we've firmly establish that you're a complete and
total retard when it comes to these sorts of things. Most of my
current sites are actually a mixture of Flash, javascript, vbscript,
PHP, XML, CSS, SQL, etc, etc. In fact I don't even HAVE a site that
only uses ONE web coding form. And many of my sites aren't even using
any Flash. Like the Datarchive for example:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/data_archive/

Or the NP Index site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/npindex/index.html

Or the perfect liquid prototype:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/

Or the Histology site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/wwcc/histology-1/

Etc, etc, etc.

Again though, half the time you're just making a bunch of ASSumptions
based on a limited sampling. Which coincidentally is why you can't
even manage to rip off someone else's code for your blog. You simply
haven't the attention span needed to even comprehend their code in the
first place. Instead you skim and jump to conclusions as you dance
through it, not understanding a word of it and wasting all your time
in the process.

Tell us though, do you fuck like you code? Sloppy and deficient. LOL

>>>>> 4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>>>>> save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
>>>> Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
>>>> alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
>>>> have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
>>>> I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
>>>> prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
>>>> and would eat up a shit load of server resources).

>>> No actually they don't. I've done colour transforms in PHP and they can
>>> be made fantastically fast.

>> Yeah, fantastically fast, limiting and half-ass!

>I'm not sure how you coded yours but all the stuff I've done with
>graphics in PHP is blindingly fast. More so when you use graphics as
>small as sprites.

What the fuck do you mean 'all the stuff you've done', you haven't
done ANYTHING with graphics in PHP you fuckin retard! Hell, you're so
damn fuckwitted you can't even manage to rip off someone else's blog
code!

>>> If you're unhappy about the speed of PHP go
>>> to C. Actually don't bother, you'll just end up crashing your server.

>> Yeah, because that plays *SO* nice with other web language forms.
>> *rolls eyes*

>What was that? 'web language forms'? Please explain your terminology.

Why bother, you wouldn't comprehend it.

>The only languages you use are PHP and flash.

Flash isn't a language, Numbnuts. I use ACTIONSCRIPT and I use a hell
of a lot more than just ActionScript and PHP. Of course, you're so
fuckin stupid I can see as how you wouldn't be able to tell. Hell yer
dumbass probably doesn't even know how to look at the source code of
someone else's site.

>Flash doesn't give a damn
>what you have on the server and PHP will happily run alongside C. Why do
>you think it will not?.

Why do you think it will? I mean it's not like you have any
experience or sites or examples showing that you've even attempted to
do it in the first place. Why do you make the ASSumption based on
ZERO first hand knowledge and experience? Show me the code, Junior,
show me the code...otherwise all yer doin is talkin shit, you poser
class wannabe.

>>>>> 5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>>>>> sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.

>>>> Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
>>>> generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
>>>> sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
>>>> They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
>>>> blogger board hoo-ha.

>>> Sorry.. what? Did I even mention the sprite sheets? No - I meant the
>>> stupid bar that takes days to scroll across the screen before finally
>>> sending the data to your PHP.

>> If you're bitching about the time it takes to save, sorry, but that's
>> as fast as it can go right now. The next version will be somewhat
>> faster, I plan to use the Byte.compress() class and some other tricks,
>> but overall there is no way to REALLY make it uber speedy (or if there
>> is, no one has developed it yet).

>No that saving thing actually doesn't do anything at all - it is a
>sprite. I decompiled your crappy flash and it is a fixed length sprite
>that will take the same amount of time to traverse no matter what the
>flash is doing.

You didn't decompile anything you retarded fuckwit and you don't even
have the first clue as to how the sprite generator even works.

>Yes you already mentioned compression, something that will make a
>negligible difference to the speed.

Keep pretending that you know what you're talking about, it'll make it
that much more amusing in the next release version when the speed is
increased by about 20%. And yes, I'll be sure to verbally molest you
up your ass with your own fuckwitted stupidity when I do it. Oh and
unlike you, I actually make good on what I claim to code, where as
you, well, let us know if you ever manage to finish ripping off
someone else's blogger board code you retarded fuckwit. And no, none
of us is holding our breath.

>The way to make it faster is to get rid of that stupid sprite and use a
>real language - not ActionScript.

LOL, you really are living in a bubble of idiocy, aren't you? ^_^

I hope you don't ever plan to actually try and make money off web
design/coding...cause with yer present skill set and
understanding...yeah, yer a wannabe, poser class, college flunkie scam
artist at best.

As far as technical ability, well, all you've proven thus far is that
you TRY and rip off other people's code and you're really good at
takin shit apart...I know a lot of little kids like that. Hell, I
remember being your age, six years old, going around taking everything
apart...LOL...eventually though I grew the fuck up and learned how to
BUILD things, instead of just takin 'em apart. Let us know when you
finally get to that level, Halfass.

>>>> You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?

>>> I believe me I am. Just not ones that don't actually have meanings.

>> Uh huh. You must have some kind of mental disorder if there's no way
>> you can imagine words having a fire like destruction to them. Where
>> the fuck do you think the word "flame" (in relation to posts) came
>> from, you stupid dipshit.

>Not from physically burning words I'm pretty sure =]

It's the whole METAPHOR part you seem to keep fucking up on. Here,
see if you can't educate yourself you dribbling little crotch goblin:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/metaphor

Now, tell the class, just what the fuck part of "NOT LITERALLY" are
you failing to grasp?

--

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"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
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"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 17:54:14 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
>>> before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
>>> d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
>>> really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
>>> frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
>>> just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
>>> online.
>
>> Dear me... I'm quivering.
>
> ...ewww.
>
>> You see, I don't have an attachment to
>> something like usenet. I could happily unplug tommorow and not miss
>> anything at all. This makes your silly threats rather pointless.
>
> We'll see. I've heard that line before though, most often followed up
> in three to six months with, "you crossed the line this time!"
>
> Don't worry, if/when you do, I'll be sure to post a Google link to
> your last message. ^_^
>
>>>> I think I struck a nerve =]
>
>>> Yeah, the one that makes me beat n00b.jobs.
>
>> Like the n00b.job that your website has shown itself to be?
>
> Son, I don't know if you've noticed it or not (yer kinda stupid so
> maybe not) but pretty much every bad thing you've tried to say about
> my sites has been completely ripped apart in six or eight different
> directions.

As in...?

> You'd think after awhile you would like get a fuckin cl00
> and realize that you're essentially a high school dropout trying to
> argue quantum mechanics with fuckin Einstein, but no, you just keep
> tryin. Maybe you just enjoy failing, is that it?

So tell me, why _does_ no one buy those designs on your site?

>> So you're threatening me with violence?
>
> I think maybe we've already been over your horrible deficiency when it
> comes to comprehending the little things like METAPHORS. Woah, sure
> is complicated for you, innt?

Metaphors don't travel well over the internet - I can't read your body
language, terribly sorry ;]

>> Surely you don't say that when you're level headed.
>
> Next time I'll say "verbally beat" just so you won't get confused so
> easily, child. I keep forgetting that you never managed to make it
> past 5th grade English.
>
>>> Sure, if you wanna wind up with something that looks like this:
>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/PoEtards_A re_THE_Dumbest_Mother_Fuckers.png
>
>> That's all you could accomplish with photoshop? You should take a course
>> or something.
>
> No, Retard, that's all the better people like YOU are able to
> accomplish WITHOUT the use of MY sprite generator. Maybe you ought to
> start taking notes or something? It seems the longer these posts get
> the harder time you have tracking. Do you have sequencing problems or
> something? Are you a chromosomal deficient? Just what is it exactly
> that makes you so gawd damn Jesus raping stupid?

*yawn*

>>> Free cl00, Dipshit, Photoshop isn't some magixal program that can just
>>> churn out teh uber graphics with nothing more than a few clicks of the
>>> mouse. It requires SKILL and ABILITY.
>
>> Which is more flexible than selecting pre-built bitmaps and sandwiching
>> them together.
>
> And how would you "sandwich" them together using nothing but HTML
> code, you stupid dipshit?

Did you not notice me mentioning PHP?

> At the very least you would need CSS to
> stack them, but then you would need javascript at the very least in
> order to allow dynamic loading of sprite images

No it wouldn't. You can stack DIVs with transparent gifs using nothing
more than CSS and HTML if you felt so inclined.

> ...and at that point
> you've already crossed over that magical line you set in the sand with
> no javascript,

No actually, I said that javascript is perfectly acceptable for web
applications. I did say that it was stupid to rely on it for primary
design such as menus and headers.

> so yer fucked d00d...yer fucked and you didn't even
> manage to find a way that would actually combine the images into one
> savable graphic that the user could download...unless, again, you
> expect the user to have to use print screen and then paste it into a
> separate graphics program and save it that way.

No no no, I assume you didn't hear me correct again. I DID mention PHP.
You must simply be ignoring that fact because, if you remember, you did
then go on to say that PHP was useless for "color transform matrixes" or
whatever that dumb terminology you wrote was.

> I hope you realize kid, that the more you talk, the more you show off
> just how LITTLE you understand about web coding...not that, that's
> some big surprise, most Amish of the Internet have very little
> comprehension as to how everything works. Your thought process runs
> like:
> "Microsoft bad"

I have no problem with microsoft - I am sitting in front of windows
right now.

> "Different good"

It certainly helps if you're creative.

> "Outdated good"

No I can 100% guarantee I'm running the latest release of Thunderbird
right now - that's not outdated. I object to side-lining large numbers
of users simply for the sake of a new-is-best thought process.

> "Deficient good"

?

> "Learning new things bad"

Why would I have problems with learning new things? It's obvious I have
a more firm grasp of most things closely related to web-design and user
experience. You do have a problem with moving on from flash, however.

> "Change bad"

Not really. It is if it leaves users out, however.

> "Me no like evil Microsoft"

It's true I don't like their marketing and I'm not afraid to admit that.
I certainly have no problem using their software, however. I'm just
flexible in respect that I _can_ move away from windows centralized IDEs
(i.e. Flash)

> Really, you aren't capable of thinking too far beyond that, are you?

Sure I am.

>>> Some of the custom parts I've
>>> made for the generator took HOURS to construct. And even reworking
>>> existing parts to work on my models takes upwards of an hour per.
>>> Creating the layer splits and testing adds on yet another half hour.
>
>> You poor soul. Too bad no one thought you were talented enough to employ
>> you as a graphics designer - hence the big shiny donate button.
>
> I do freelance graphic design work all the time you retard. The last
> publicized one I did was nyah:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_adg/In_Progress_4.png

You do realise that you completely failed at turning that into vector?
Look at the 'g' - it's an entirely different font face to the bitmap. I
also suggest you read up on colour theory. It's something that is
completely neglected in that design. The colours aren't great I'm afraid.

> A raster to raster/vector hybrid conversion

Woah you mean you like used vectors TOO? Holy cow! How'd you manage that?!

> not that YOU have any
> fuckin clue as to what that means, huh kid?

You seriously think that I don't know the difference between a vector
and a raster? I've written code in C to translate between the two.

> Quick, run and Google,
> try and play pretend! LOL, I don't know what's funnier, the fact that
> you wanna play pretend web designer or the fact that you think you can
> fool people with such slipping dives into the most superficial of
> Google searches.

I can assure you that google isn't required to tell the difference
between a raster and a vector.

>>>> I'm not saying flash isn't useful. Hell, I even use it on my site for
>>>> non-atomic design elements. It should never, ever be relied on, however.
>>>> I bet you never learned that from HTML for Dummies.
>
>>> Sorry, Dummie, but my knowledge wasn't slurped up from some third
>>> party, it comes directly from my own methodical testing and
>>> experimentation. As far as a user front end...you don't even need
>>> HTML anymore:
>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf
>
>> I'd be curious to see how your testing weighs up to the research done by
>> the W3 consortium.
>
> *shakes head*
>
> You don't even realize how fuckin stupid that last statement of yours
> made you sound, do you?
>
> Free cl00, dipshit, the W3C does not set standards nor do they really
> do any sort of "research". All the W3C does is set a bunch of
> arbitrary, useless, PROPOSED "standards"...which aren't actually
> followed by...well, anybody.

You mean that browsers are based entirely on guess work?
It's just chance that the

element produces a paragraph then?

> Since no browser maker follows all of
> the W3Cs PROPOSED "standards", well, that often makes W3C
> compatibility the MOST INcompatible and NONcross-compatible way of
> doing things.

No, it really doesn't. If you have a problem with browser compatibility
why don't you contribute your obviously brilliant programming skills to
improve one of the open source ones?

> Very, very, very few people will actually go through
> and methodically test every last little fuckin tag and CSS property on
> every last fuckin browser version on every last fuckin operating
> system imaginable in order to TRULY find out the MOST cross compatible
> methods.

Yes and I'm sure that is also exactly the same as the number of decent
web-designers out there. I certainly test on as many systems as I can
get my hands on.

> The W3C does NOT do that, they unreasonably expect all
> browser makers to simply follow their RECOMMENDED "standards" and
> their attitude is basically, "To hell with any browser/OS combo that
> doesn't." ...which, you know, is ALL of them. *rolls eyes*

That's because they spend a very decent amount of time creating the
standards which try too keep the web... standard.

> Keep Google diving for outdated intelligence though, Slurps, it's
> pretty amusing to rip apart at least.
>
>>>>> The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
>>>>> a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.
>
>>>> L-O-L. You're working yourself up some bad now dear.
>
>>> L-O-L-L-E-R-C-O-P-T-E-R!!1!!1!!!!
>
>>> ...he's laughing everyone...REALLY. *nods*
>
>> I did have a snigger at that comment - I just find your brash commments
>> pretty amusing.
>
> Guess which ONE of us cares! ^_^
>
>>>> It seems to me that people with more knowledge turn off javascript -
>>>> probably because they check milw0rm daily and realise that 99% of remote
>>>> attacks are in fact script based. Ask your gran if she leaves JS off and
>>>> she'll not have a clue as to what you're talking about.
>>> WRONG!
>
>>> 99.9% of ALL attacks are SE based, social engineering. Even if they
>>> happen to use scripts they STILL require user stupidity to work.
>>> That's why the smarter people don't disable javascript, because
>>> they're not dumb enough to fall for stupid SE tricks. And as you
>>> said, everyone else just ignores the problem.
>
>> Sorry, have you actually even read milw0rm? It's not a glo
>
> Have YOU actually read anything on the site? Wait, no, more
> importantly, did you actually COMPREHEND anything on the site? I only
> ask cause uh, if you use their lil search tool and look for
> "javascript", you get like seven hits...none of which are relevant.

I don't mean use there search tool. I mean read their exploits section -
just see how many are based on a scripted web language.

> There's like two patched Firefox vulnerabilities, one patched
> Konqueror vulnerability, an Outhouse Express vulnerability and some
> other retarded nonsense "exploits".

Which are based on........ that's right JavaScript. I don't get how you
call them nonsense? They actually do make perfect sense!

> ...wow...tell me again why it is that your stupid ass is so fearful
> and scared of teh big bad javascript?

Why are you scared of standards?

> Oh, coincidentally, a search for PHP brings up over a hundred
> exploits...LOL, rather ironic really, innt? ^_^

However, it is trivial to get users to visit a site with poisoned
javascript, while MUCH harder to get a server to accept and execute
malicious PHP.

>>>> Also, why do you need JS to load a flash object?
>
>>> I don't, but it's needed for other things, like my site tracker that I
>>> plan to put on all my sites.
>
>> So you don't need code to load your flash animation but it's there
>> anyway? I really don't follow.
>
> Reading comprehension sure is a bitch for you, innt? What part of
> IT'S NEEDED FOR OTHER THINGS did you NOT comprehend the first time I
> said it? I mean what the fuck man are you taking stupid pills today
> or what?

No it isn't:

document.write(" pluginspage='http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/index.c gi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'
src='main.swf?value=' width=760 height=424>");

Where in the hell of all that shite is anything _else_ happening? Why
exactly don't you just take the bit that is inserted anyway and add it
into the HTML?

>>>> Bang on! I do like nondescript, plain text _content_. It provides
>>>> information to me, more so than flashing animations.
>
>>> And this is where you're shortsighted. You don't comprehend the
>>> concept of using design to enhance the content. Refer to this post:
>>> : http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639263&start=-9994
>
>> Why would I refer to a post that you yourself wrote? Sounds a bit
>> pointless to me. Every respected author on the web uses CSS styling to
>> show emphasis - not CAPITALS. No one likes to read a post that shouts at
>> them. I seem to recall that blogs are "tweenage blogger board hoo-ha".
>> What on earth are you doing posting to one?
>
> Maybe if you had the capability to read it you would know why, eh
> Stupid?

I did read it. Still, why would I use your own article as argument
against you?

> Personally though, I like you better NOT reading it, keeping the dumb,
> dumber servers me far better than it does to hinder me.

I did read it and it is very poorly written article.

You still haven't answered your contradiction of whether or not you do
like blogs.

>>>>>> You could make the same thing
>>>>>> using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.
>
>>>>> LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
>>>>> about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it).
>
>>>> Seen what? XHTML? Dear me, someone hasn't done their research. Google
>>>> dork my name and read my page's source code. I'd like to see what you
>>>> mean when you realise that I use modern Doctypes and language for my
>>>> pages, fonts and colour schemes that are easy on the eye, and will
>>>> render on anything from a V100 terminal to a graphics workstation.
>
>>> Yeah and none of yer content is worth looking at as a result.
>
>> Denial ;]
>
> Let me know when you manage to read through (and comprehend) that
> link, Junior. Until then you're not much more than a foolish child in
> my eyes. Maybe someday you'll comprehend what "design" is all about,
> until then, you're stuck with making sites that are so pathetic they
> can't even manage to show up in Alexa:
> http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.br endangillatt.co.uk
>
> LOL, you're so pathetic you practically have NEGATIVE visitors! ^_^

Strangely enough I don't get an ego boost from the number of hits I get
on my site. I would rather no one goes to my site than attempt to force
people to who don't want to.

> I love your "bog":
>
> "Coming Soon"
>
> *snicker*
>
> Wait, it gets funnier!
>
> "I'm hacking Simple PHP Blog"
>
> Translation:
>
> "I'm spaghetti bitching someone else's code cause I'm too damn stupid
> to figure out how to do it myself."

Actually I have infact started writing my own blog software instead. I
may just use the portion of code that deals with disk access from SPB.

> " to fit in with my site theme at the moment."
>
> ...WHAT THEME!? Goober, you don't HAVE a theme. You have a LACK of
> theme. LOL

No, no you don't understand - I do have a theme. It revolves around the
fact that all the pages look similar aside from headings and text
content - that constitutes a theme does it not?

> Pretty much all you would need to do is take out any graphics and
> change the colors to black text on a white background and you'd be
> fuckin done.
>
> "It shouldn't be too long before it's sorted out."
>
> ...just as soon as you figure out how to code. LOL, sure kid, sure.
> Let us all know when you finally manage to get out of yer diapers and
> start coding something that's got some meat on it.

No actually it is as soon as I finish coding my current project - an
embedded system written in the language that probably defeats your mind:
C. Hell, the graphics routines (which use vectors ;]) are written in
assembler - get googling.

> Have you seen my blog btw?
>
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
>
> ...completely custom, all my own code

You can tell - all it seems to show is
"This site requires JavaScript and Flash 8+!"
;]

> Flash front end with a PHP/SQL
> backend. Embeded video with custom controls, clickable calendar
> navigation tool with a slick, appealing and engaging design.

When I do turn on javascript, close my solaris virtual machine and
enable flash extensions...

It's 99% grey, the text cannot be resized nor read by a screen reader,
links are slow and unresponsive, there ARE no urls so I can't bookmark
any part of it (perhaps that's a positive point), blue links on blue
background for selecting the months, all elements are squashed together,
etc....

> My blog
> generates around $25 a month in ad hits. How much money do you make
> with your blog? Oh, right, you don't have one, huh? LOL

I make nothing - I wouldn't stoop to such a amateur level as to add
adverts to my site - yet another bad design choice. Oh, and I don't see
them anyway - my DNS blocks anything from the google adserver.

> Face it kid, yer just some stupid ass poser bitch running around
> playing wannabe web developer and you don't even have a fuckin cl00.

Comparisons of mine and your sites shows otherwise.

> You try and couch your lack of ability in areas like interface design
> and graphics in the form of some "I art holier than thou minimalism".
> What you fail to comprehend is that not having a design doesn't equate
> to a minimalist design.

When did I mention minimalism? I design for maximum readability.

> Minimalism is actually about presenting
> COMPLEX designs using simple forms.

Yes, I have studied art.

> Essentially, the more complex
> design you're able to create with simple shapes and other forms, the
> more advanced your minimalist design is. In your case, you HAVE NO
> DESIGN, period, you have a void, a pit of desolation and boredom that
> does nothing but emphasize just how mundane and trite the little
> content you have is.

Nope, I have readability.

> In your case you don't need a website, you need an RSS feed, that's
> it. Hell, a fuckin RSS feed would have more of a design than your
> sloppy molestation of HTML.

I will in fact, also have an RSS feed. Furthermore, I can style my RSS
feed to look like anything I like - ever heard of XSL styling?

>>>>> The ONLY
>>>>> other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
>>>>> Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
>>>>> that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
>>>>> that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
>>>>> javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
>>>>> transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.
>
>>>> Errr, your "colour transform matrices" aren't all that complex. I've
>>>> seen your ActionScript and I could write that in 2 hours in PHP.
>
>>> Then let's see you do it! You run at the mouth pretty good, talkin
>>> shit, claiming how easy it is, so do it, Mouth! Or is pullin shit out
>>> of yer ass all the better you can do?
>
>> Okay what would you like me to do? What transform would you like me to
>> code? I charge £15 per hour I warn.
>
> I'll pay you a BILLION DOLLARS if you can recreate my sprite generator
> and ALL of its functionality using nothing but HTML and CSS (your
> claim).

No, no, I _did_ mention PHP - don't forget that. Even you mentioned php:

>>>>> You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
>>>>> javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
>>>>> transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.

> Get crackin, Junior!
>
> LOL, what a fuckin poser class college flunkie retard you are. ^_^
>
>>>>> The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
>>>>> text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
>>>>> alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
>>>>> clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
>>>>> importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
>>>>> everything you're babbling...ignorance.
>>>> Since when did JPEGs have alpha channels? Flash supports sprites that
>>>> are generated from JPEGs and then have an alpha channel applied.
>>>>
>>>> Don't even think about mentioning JPEG2000s - no one uses them and they
>>>> will die away slowly like the internet fad that you are.
>>> Refer to this post:
>>> : http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639224&start=-9994
>>>
>>> "Support of 32 bit JPEGs (more specifically you can import 32 PNG
>>> files, use JPEG compression on them and Flash will keep the
>>> transparency layer intact)."
>
>> Hence not supporting alpha channel JPEGS (whatever they may be). You can
>> infact do exactly the same in PHP, saving it as a GD bitmap after
>> importing JPEGs
>
> No, ya can't, Stupid. There ya go, runnin at the mouth again. Once
> again, the difference between the two of us is that I have actual,
> live, working examples of EVERY concept I claim, where as you...well
> you're still trying to rip off someone else's blog, huh kid? *nods*

No, I'm using the source of an open source project to provide some
functionality to an open source project of my own which I will then
release back to the community.

>>>>> Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
>>>>> it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
>>>>> next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
>>>>> ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
>>>>> by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
>>>>> damn lot:
>>>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_Th at_Aint_Good.png
>>>>>
>>>>> You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
>>>>> fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
>>>>> upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.
>
>>>> You mean, like HALF A MILLION? wow! My home computer could handle that.
>>>> And yes I have stress tested way over that.
>
>>> *pats you on the head*
>>>
>>> Sure kid, sure.
>
>> *grin* Let's do the mathematics.
>> 60 seconds in a minute *
>> 60 minutes in an hour *
>> 24 hours in a day *
>> 30 days in a month =
>> 2,592,000 seconds in a month.
>>
>> If you get 500,000 hits per month that's
>>
>> 2,592,000/500,000 = 5.184
>>
>> One hit every 5 seconds! Phew, you work your quad core some hard!
>
> And the amateur shows off his idiocy once again. Free cl00, dipshit,
> every visitor is not going to magically space themselves apart just
> for the benefit of your magical equation. In REALITY you would
> probably wind up with like 500 simultaneous hits right at say 5:45pm
> pacific time and would maybe only have like 5 hits from 1:00am to
> 5:00am pacific time.

Not to that extreme. you would perhaps get 20 simultaneous hits per
second (that's a 100x boost of visitors) and yes, my home apache server
will chew through 20 hits/second, graphics and all.

> As fuckin retarded as you are you obviously lack the ability to
> comprehend how things work in the REAL WORLD. But then, how could
> you, I mean your site generates so little traffic you can't even
> manage to make it on Alexa fer fuck sake.

Why would I care about Alexa?

> Not to mention if those 500 simultaneous hits are all engaging in CPU
> intensive tasks (like saving sprite sheets in which the graphics are
> constructed from scratch at the bit level), or serving video streams,
> etc, etc.

At the bit level? You can't even address x86 processors at the bit
level! You really have no idea what the hell you're talking about do you?

You must mean at the pixel level. Besides, sprite sheets are at max
300x300 pixels - not exactly weather map proportions is it?

>>>>> But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
>>>>> benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
>>>>> and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
>>>>> COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look
>
>>>> No it isn't. That's what _you_ believe is. Simply because you have never
>>>> tried CSS.
>
>>> WRONG! Again, stupid, I've TRIED ALL EXISTING METHODS and I've tested
>>> them ON ALL MAJOR BROWSERS ON ALL MAJOR OPERATING SYSTEMS...and yer
>>> CSS way breaks on a whole fuckin slew of combinations (like IE on teh
>>> Mac).
>
>> No, you obviously have bad CSS skills. Every piece of CSS I have written
>> works on all browsers and OSs I've tested. That includes Mac, Win
>> 95-Vista, various linux distros, solaris 10, my pocketpc phone with
>> Firefox, Opera, Safari, IE mobile, Opera mobile, lynx, Konquerer, etc.
>
> So let's see it, Junior. Let's see "your" rendition of the "portal
> look" using CSS...and by "your" I mean the code you ripped off from
> someone else who CLAIMED that it was cross compatible.

Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
_worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.
It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is!

> Once you get yer example up I'll bitch slap you proper with a few
> screen shots. Hell, I'll even throw in a few links where other people
> point blank say what it does and doesn't work on.

Sure thing. Just make sure you also provide a screenshot of your site in
the same environment - in fact, I'll test out your site in a couple of
environments too ;]

> ...oh, btw, no one, least of all me, is ~actually~ expecting you to
> put up an example. Simply put, at this point, no one believes you're
> anything more than some poser class wannabe whose runnin the fuck at
> the mouth about shit you've never done (and won't ever do).

No no, you're just a little scared that I may provide an example or two
that will trash your ideas.

>>> My way is the MOST cross compatible way that exists, I know
>>> that for a fact because *I* actually tested it myself. I tested all
>>> the other methods too (which is why I know they don't work as well).
>
>> What you did was to start off with an assumption that flash is the best
>> way then disregarded everything else.
>
> WRONG!
>
> I actually used to not like Flash, I started off as a big CSS and
> javascript supporter...until I actually took the bother to do my own
> testing, benchmarking and experimentation and found it to be wholly
> lacking. But then, what would you know about it, you can't even
> manage to steal someone else's code for yer fuckin blog. LOL

Believe me - it isn't stealing. It's open source. And I shall be
contributing back to the community too. If you are so sure that I steal
code, check out the section in my site by the same name and you will
realise that I have given out 100% more code than you have.

>>>>> (vertical and
>>>>> horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
>>>>> You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
>>>>> HTML code:
>>>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf
>
>>>> So why don't you just go ahead and serve that to your poor visitors?
>>> I probably will at some point, it's the direction that I'm headed in.
>>> My web design model continually changes and evolves.
>
>> It doesn't seem to. It seems very much static with regards to the fact
>> that flash is the _only_ design element you use.
>
> Yes well I think we've firmly establish that you're a complete and
> total retard when it comes to these sorts of things.

Why thank you...
> Most of my
> current sites are actually a mixture of Flash, javascript, vbscript,

VBscript?! I was sure that died a slow and painful death a long time
ago. Nothing apart from Internet Explorer even attempt to use it. Even
in Internet Explorer it is so unlike proper Basic that it may as well
have a different name.

> PHP, XML, CSS, SQL, etc, etc. In fact I don't even HAVE a site that
> only uses ONE web coding form. And many of my sites aren't even using
> any Flash. Like the Datarchive for example:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/data_archive/

Someone didn't test for cross-compatibility. In firefox the boxes don't
even line up (I'm not sure if that's how they're supposed to be - I
haven't tried it in IE6). If that IS how it's supposed to look, it's
atrocious!

> Or the NP Index site:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/npindex/index.html
>
> Or the perfect liquid prototype:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/

Ummm, white page? Oh right yeah now the images have loaded... phew. Why
in hell does the page reload every time I resize the browser window?!?!
What made you do that?

> Or the Histology site:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/wwcc/histology-1/

Why is the page text an image? Please, tell me why?

> Etc, etc, etc.
>
> Again though, half the time you're just making a bunch of ASSumptions
> based on a limited sampling. Which coincidentally is why you can't
> even manage to rip off someone else's code for your blog. You simply
> haven't the attention span needed to even comprehend their code in the
> first place. Instead you skim and jump to conclusions as you dance
> through it, not understanding a word of it and wasting all your time
> in the process.
>
> Tell us though, do you fuck like you code?

What? did that make sense to anyone apart fro yourself?

Either you're asking if "I fuck like 'you code'?" whatever 'you code' is...

Or you're asking me if I fuck like my code? Ummm... I don't follow - my
code doesn't actually 'fuck' anything. It serves web-pages mostly.

> Sloppy and deficient. LOL

Oh! I see - you're trying to say that I am sloppy and deficient when I
fuck? How mature.

>>>>>> 4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>>>>>> save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
>>>>> Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
>>>>> alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
>>>>> have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
>>>>> I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
>>>>> prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
>>>>> and would eat up a shit load of server resources).
>
>>>> No actually they don't. I've done colour transforms in PHP and they can
>>>> be made fantastically fast.
>
>>> Yeah, fantastically fast, limiting and half-ass!
>
>> I'm not sure how you coded yours but all the stuff I've done with
>> graphics in PHP is blindingly fast. More so when you use graphics as
>> small as sprites.
>
> What the fuck do you mean 'all the stuff you've done', you haven't
> done ANYTHING with graphics in PHP you fuckin retard!

Based on?

> Hell, you're so
> damn fuckwitted you can't even manage to rip off someone else's blog
> code!
>
>>>> If you're unhappy about the speed of PHP go
>>>> to C. Actually don't bother, you'll just end up crashing your server.
>
>>> Yeah, because that plays *SO* nice with other web language forms.
>>> *rolls eyes*
>
>> What was that? 'web language forms'? Please explain your terminology.
>
> Why bother, you wouldn't comprehend it.

No, continue - I'm sure it makes more sense than what you said before.

>> The only languages you use are PHP and flash.
>
> Flash isn't a language, Numbnuts. I use ACTIONSCRIPT and I use a hell
> of a lot more than just ActionScript and PHP. Of course, you're so
> fuckin stupid I can see as how you wouldn't be able to tell. Hell yer
> dumbass probably doesn't even know how to look at the source code of
> someone else's site.

Scroll up a bit - there's a fair few snippets in that post.

>> Flash doesn't give a damn
>> what you have on the server and PHP will happily run alongside C. Why do
>> you think it will not?.
>
> Why do you think it will? I mean it's not like you have any
> experience or sites or examples showing that you've even attempted to
> do it in the first place. Why do you make the ASSumption based on
> ZERO first hand knowledge and experience? Show me the code, Junior,
> show me the code...otherwise all yer doin is talkin shit, you poser
> class wannabe.

http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk/code

>>>>>> 5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>>>>>> sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.
>
>>>>> Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
>>>>> generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
>>>>> sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
>>>>> They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
>>>>> blogger board hoo-ha.
>
>>>> Sorry.. what? Did I even mention the sprite sheets? No - I meant the
>>>> stupid bar that takes days to scroll across the screen before finally
>>>> sending the data to your PHP.
>
>>> If you're bitching about the time it takes to save, sorry, but that's
>>> as fast as it can go right now. The next version will be somewhat
>>> faster, I plan to use the Byte.compress() class and some other tricks,
>>> but overall there is no way to REALLY make it uber speedy (or if there
>>> is, no one has developed it yet).
>
>> No that saving thing actually doesn't do anything at all - it is a
>> sprite. I decompiled your crappy flash and it is a fixed length sprite
>> that will take the same amount of time to traverse no matter what the
>> flash is doing.
>
> You didn't decompile anything you retarded fuckwit and you don't even
> have the first clue as to how the sprite generator even works.

You are kidding right? Would you like me to e-mail you a .fla file?
Anyway, recognise this:

body = "none";
step = 1;
scroller._visible = false;
scroll_base._visible = false;
donation_stoof._visible = false;
hsl_extras_temp = "blank";
nav_select("body");
cover._visible = false;
percentage._visible = false;
button_state = "";
vote_num = "0";
donate_amount = "1.00";
if (value == "donated")
{
} // end if
select_gray = new flash.filters.ColorMatrixFilter();
select_gray.matrix = new Array(3.330000E-001, 3.330000E-001,
3.330000E-001, 0, 0, 3.330000E-001, 3.330000E-001, 3.330000E-001, 0, 0,
3.330000E-001, 3.330000E-001, 3.330000E-001, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0);
select_normal = new flash.filters.ColorMatrixFilter();
select_normal.matrix = new Array(1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0);

Just a taster.

>> Yes you already mentioned compression, something that will make a
>> negligible difference to the speed.
>
> Keep pretending that you know what you're talking about, it'll make it
> that much more amusing in the next release version when the speed is
> increased by about 20%.

Yup, that's still 14 seconds!

> And yes, I'll be sure to verbally molest you
> up your ass with your own fuckwitted stupidity when I do it. Oh and
> unlike you, I actually make good on what I claim to code, where as
> you, well, let us know if you ever manage to finish ripping off
> someone else's blogger board code you retarded fuckwit. And no, none
> of us is holding our breath.
>
>> The way to make it faster is to get rid of that stupid sprite and use a
>> real language - not ActionScript.
>
> LOL, you really are living in a bubble of idiocy, aren't you? ^_^
>
> I hope you don't ever plan to actually try and make money off web
> design/coding...cause with yer present skill set and
> understanding...yeah, yer a wannabe, poser class, college flunkie scam
> artist at best.

I can assure you that Web Design will probably not be a career choice -
I much prefer lower level coding in things like C.

> As far as technical ability, well, all you've proven thus far is that
> you TRY and rip off other people's code and you're really good at
> takin shit apart...

I'd like to see you write code for 18F4620s - take a trip to
microchip.com if you want to see.

> I know a lot of little kids like that. Hell, I
> remember being your age, six years old, going around taking everything
> apart...LOL...eventually though I grew the fuck up and learned how to
> BUILD things, instead of just takin 'em apart.

There's nothing wrong with taking old junk apart - It fills my box of
spare parts for building things. I never have a shortage of SRAMS ;]

> Let us know when you
> finally get to that level, Halfass.

Scroll up a tad.

>>>>> You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?
>
>>>> I believe me I am. Just not ones that don't actually have meanings.
>
>>> Uh huh. You must have some kind of mental disorder if there's no way
>>> you can imagine words having a fire like destruction to them. Where
>>> the fuck do you think the word "flame" (in relation to posts) came
>>> from, you stupid dipshit.
>
>> Not from physically burning words I'm pretty sure =]
>
> It's the whole METAPHOR part you seem to keep fucking up on. Here,
> see if you can't educate yourself you dribbling little crotch goblin:
> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/metaphor
>
> Now, tell the class, just what the fuck part of "NOT LITERALLY" are
> you failing to grasp?

*sigh*

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brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 18:15:40 von Steve

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
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> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 14:25:36 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Watch your mouth, you stupid kid, you don't have any fuckin cl00 as to
>>>> the extent of what I've done to people online:
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff4 4
>>
>>> Teasy today?
>>
>> I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
>> before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
>> d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
>> really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
>> frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
>> just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
>> online.
>
> Dear me... I'm quivering. You see, I don't have an attachment to
> something like usenet. I could happily unplug tommorow and not miss
> anything at all. This makes your silly threats rather pointless.
>
>>> I think I struck a nerve =]
>>
>> Yeah, the one that makes me beat n00b.jobs.
>
> Like the n00b.job that your website has shown itself to be? So you're
> threatening me with violence? Surely you don't say that when you're
> level headed.
>
>>>> Haven't use my Malkavian character in a few years though...pray to
>>>> whatever God you believe in that I don't ever start again. My
>>>> Malkavian character makes my Onideus character look like a cute kitten
>>>> by comparison.
>>
>>> I look forward to meeting her. Is it a date? I'll pick her up at around
>>> 7:00 tonight.
>>
>> I'm sure you'd like that.
>>
>>>>> No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
>>>>> generator.
>>
>>>> Considering it's the only one for RPG Maker XP...no, they really
>>>> couldn't actually.
>>
>>> You mean that no-one in the world can grasp making sprites in photoshop?
>>> Hell, you could even do that in MS Paint of you were so inclined.
>>
>> Sure, if you wanna wind up with something that looks like this:
>> :
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/PoEtards_A re_THE_Dumbest_Mother_Fuckers.png
>
> That's all you could accomplish with photoshop? You should take a course
> or something.
>
>> Free cl00, Dipshit, Photoshop isn't some magixal program that can just
>> churn out teh uber graphics with nothing more than a few clicks of the
>> mouse. It requires SKILL and ABILITY.
>
> Which is more flexible than selecting pre-built bitmaps and sandwiching
> them together.
>
>> Some of the custom parts I've
>> made for the generator took HOURS to construct. And even reworking
>> existing parts to work on my models takes upwards of an hour per.
>> Creating the layer splits and testing adds on yet another half hour.
>
> You poor soul. Too bad no one thought you were talented enough to employ
> you as a graphics designer - hence the big shiny donate button.
>
>>>> Oh you sad little fool.
>>
>>> I'm quite happy today, thank you.
>>
>> How much Xanax are you taking? LOL
>>
>>>>> Flash is not good as a primary design element.
>>
>>>> Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
>>>> compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
>>>> it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least. It
>>>> updates extremely easily and most everyone already has it installed
>>>> since it's needed for all the video type sites (like YouTube) as well
>>>> as most gaming sites and the like (like Neopets, Zwinky, etc, etc).
>>>> If the sprite generator was being catered to blind people or the Amish
>>>> of the Internet (Lynx users and the like), then yeah, it may not be
>>>> such a great choice, but for the market it's aimed at it's the ideal
>>>> solution...see, you don't comprehend that though, I mean even after I
>>>> explain it, you still don't get it, do you? *nods*
>>
>>> I'm not saying flash isn't useful. Hell, I even use it on my site for
>>> non-atomic design elements. It should never, ever be relied on, however.
>>> I bet you never learned that from HTML for Dummies.
>>
>> Sorry, Dummie, but my knowledge wasn't slurped up from some third
>> party, it comes directly from my own methodical testing and
>> experimentation. As far as a user front end...you don't even need
>> HTML anymore:
>> :
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf
>
> I'd be curious to see how your testing weighs up to the research done by
> the W3 consortium.
>
>>>> The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
>>>> a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.
>>
>>> L-O-L. You're working yourself up some bad now dear.
>>
>> L-O-L-L-E-R-C-O-P-T-E-R!!1!!1!!!!
>>
>> ...he's laughing everyone...REALLY. *nods*
>
> I did have a snigger at that comment - I just find your brash commments
> pretty amusing.
>
>>>>> I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off,
>>
>>>> There's like 3 other people besides you, and no, I didn't make the
>>>> Sprite Generator for those three retards either.
>>
>>> It seems to me that people with more knowledge turn off javascript -
>>> probably because they check milw0rm daily and realise that 99% of remote
>>> attacks are in fact script based. Ask your gran if she leaves JS off and
>>> she'll not have a clue as to what you're talking about.
>>
>> WRONG!
>>
>> 99.9% of ALL attacks are SE based, social engineering. Even if they
>> happen to use scripts they STILL require user stupidity to work.
>> That's why the smarter people don't disable javascript, because
>> they're not dumb enough to fall for stupid SE tricks. And as you
>> said, everyone else just ignores the problem.
>
> Sorry, have you actually even read milw0rm? It's not a gloat page. It
> documents real, remote BOFs and such like. Guess what particular
> presentation medium they _didn't_ use.
>
>>> Also, why do you need JS to load a flash object?
>>
>> I don't, but it's needed for other things, like my site tracker that I
>> plan to put on all my sites.
>
> So you don't need code to load your flash animation but it's there
> anyway? I really don't follow.
>
>>>>> doesn't find a blank, black page interesting.
>>
>>>> Of course you find it interesting, you're a stupid fuckin Amish! I
>>>> mean you don't shut off javascript and Flash unless you're TRYING to
>>>> limit you user experience. So either you're a fuckin idiot or you
>>>> LIKE boring, nondescript, plain text garbage.
>>
>>> Bang on! I do like nondescript, plain text _content_. It provides
>>> information to me, more so than flashing animations.
>>
>> And this is where you're shortsighted. You don't comprehend the
>> concept of using design to enhance the content. Refer to this post:
>> :
>> http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639263&start=-9994
>
> Why would I refer to a post that you yourself wrote? Sounds a bit
> pointless to me. Every respected author on the web uses CSS styling to
> show emphasis - not CAPITALS. No one likes to read a post that shouts at
> them. I seem to recall that blogs are "tweenage blogger board hoo-ha".
> What on earth are you doing posting to one?
>
>>>>> You could make the same thing
>>>>> using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.
>>
>>>> LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
>>>> about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it).
>>
>>> Seen what? XHTML? Dear me, someone hasn't done their research. Google
>>> dork my name and read my page's source code. I'd like to see what you
>>> mean when you realise that I use modern Doctypes and language for my
>>> pages, fonts and colour schemes that are easy on the eye, and will
>>> render on anything from a V100 terminal to a graphics workstation.
>>
>> Yeah and none of yer content is worth looking at as a result.
>
> Denial ;]
>
>>>> The ONLY
>>>> other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
>>>> Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
>>>> that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
>>>> that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
>>>> javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
>>>> transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.
>>
>>> Errr, your "colour transform matrices" aren't all that complex. I've
>>> seen your ActionScript and I could write that in 2 hours in PHP.
>>
>> Then let's see you do it! You run at the mouth pretty good, talkin
>> shit, claiming how easy it is, so do it, Mouth! Or is pullin shit out
>> of yer ass all the better you can do?
>
> Okay what would you like me to do? What transform would you like me to
> code? I charge £15 per hour I warn.
>
>>>> There is absolutely *NO* way you could do it with just straight XHTML,
>>>> don't be a fuckin retard. Well unless maybe your idea of a sprite
>>>> generator is one where the parts have static color options and the
>>>> user has to use print screen to save their finished sprite models.
>>>> Not to mention no animated preview, or in the next version it's going
>>>> to have a graphic editing program built directly into it so users can
>>>> REALLY customize and even create their own parts directly from
>>>> scratch.
>>
>>> Chop, chop then! I can't wait for the next black page instalment.
>>
>> Again, it's not for you.
>>
>>>> The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
>>>> text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
>>>> alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
>>>> clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
>>>> importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
>>>> everything you're babbling...ignorance.
>>
>>> Since when did JPEGs have alpha channels? Flash supports sprites that
>>> are generated from JPEGs and then have an alpha channel applied.
>>>
>>> Don't even think about mentioning JPEG2000s - no one uses them and they
>>> will die away slowly like the internet fad that you are.
>>
>> Refer to this post:
>> :
>> http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&thread ID=34733&messageID=639224&start=-9994
>>
>> "Support of 32 bit JPEGs (more specifically you can import 32 PNG
>> files, use JPEG compression on them and Flash will keep the
>> transparency layer intact)."
>
> Hence not supporting alpha channel JPEGS (whatever they may be). You can
> infact do exactly the same in PHP, saving it as a GD bitmap after
> importing JPEGs
>
>>>> Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
>>>> it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
>>>> next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
>>>> ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
>>>> by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
>>>> damn lot:
>>>> :
>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_Th at_Aint_Good.png
>>>>
>>>> You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
>>>> fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
>>>> upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.
>>
>>> You mean, like HALF A MILLION? wow! My home computer could handle that.
>>> And yes I have stress tested way over that.
>>
>> *pats you on the head*
>>
>> Sure kid, sure.
>
> *grin* Let's do the mathematics.
> 60 seconds in a minute *
> 60 minutes in an hour *
> 24 hours in a day *
> 30 days in a month =
> 2,592,000 seconds in a month.
>
> If you get 500,000 hits per month that's
>
> 2,592,000/500,000 = 5.184
>
> One hit every 5 seconds! Phew, you work your quad core some hard!

lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed simply
makes up shit and doesn't have the foresight to make sure he isn't about to
put is foot in his mouth. he assumes everyone is more stupid than he...while
assuming he is a jeanyus. truth be told, omh's iq hovers around 80 and his
behavior around 9 years of age. it is obvious to me that this 27 year old's
balls never dropped. it has effected every aspect of his development since
the time they should have.

:-)

>>>> But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
>>>> benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
>>>> and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
>>>> COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look
>>
>>> No it isn't. That's what _you_ believe is. Simply because you have never
>>> tried CSS.
>>
>> WRONG! Again, stupid, I've TRIED ALL EXISTING METHODS and I've tested
>> them ON ALL MAJOR BROWSERS ON ALL MAJOR OPERATING SYSTEMS...and yer
>> CSS way breaks on a whole fuckin slew of combinations (like IE on teh
>> Mac).
>
> No, you obviously have bad CSS skills.

yes, but then again from what i see of his use of flash, he has bad skills
in most other aspects the things he toils about.

> Every piece of CSS I have written
> works on all browsers and OSs I've tested. That includes Mac, Win
> 95-Vista, various linux distros, solaris 10, my pocketpc phone with
> Firefox, Opera, Safari, IE mobile, Opera mobile, lynx, Konquerer, etc.

likewise...omh just can't get past his a.d.d long enough to comprehend more
than drag/drop.

>> My way is the MOST cross compatible way that exists, I know
>> that for a fact because *I* actually tested it myself. I tested all
>> the other methods too (which is why I know they don't work as well).
>
> What you did was to start off with an assumption that flash is the best
> way then disregarded everything else. I can assure you that vertical
> aligning on lynx and all the mobile browsers works no better with flash
> than with CSS - did you try those ones?

lynx...as in, the text only linux command-line browser? i'm sure he won't
get the joke unless you spell it out. ;^)

>>>> (vertical and
>>>> horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
>>>> You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
>>>> HTML code:
>>>> :
>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Te mplate/index.swf
>>
>>> So why don't you just go ahead and serve that to your poor visitors?
>>
>> I probably will at some point, it's the direction that I'm headed in.
>> My web design model continually changes and evolves.
>
> It doesn't seem to. It seems very much static with regards to the fact
> that flash is the _only_ design element you use.

it *does* evolve. it becomes even more specific to flash - increasingly so
over time. he will soon die a darwinian death. unless he lives off the
government, he will continually go without clients, money, food, shelter,
etc..

his lack of friends here and in real life are simply results of his feeble
mind, childish behavior, and schitz-o tendiencies..again, probably related
to his ballz failing to drop.

>>>>> 4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>>>>> save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
>>>> Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
>>>> alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
>>>> have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
>>>> I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
>>>> prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
>>>> and would eat up a shit load of server resources).
>>
>>> No actually they don't. I've done colour transforms in PHP and they can
>>> be made fantastically fast.
>>
>> Yeah, fantastically fast, limiting and half-ass!
>
> I'm not sure how you coded yours but all the stuff I've done with
> graphics in PHP is blindingly fast. More so when you use graphics as
> small as sprites.

funny thing is, i can use the gd dll's and use them with other languages.
they also deploy nicely. legally doing that with flash components...sorry,
can't finish the comparison...too busy laughing. there is none. i
digress...fast, cross platform compatible, uniform, and lightweight. i
agree.

>>> If you're unhappy about the speed of PHP go
>>> to C. Actually don't bother, you'll just end up crashing your server.
>>
>> Yeah, because that plays *SO* nice with other web language forms.
>> *rolls eyes*
>
> What was that? 'web language forms'? Please explain your terminology.

omh loves to make up shit. it's part of what he calls his 'art'. to the rest
of us (probably includes you now too), it just artfully shows his stupidity.

> The only languages you use are PHP and flash. Flash doesn't give a damn
> what you have on the server and PHP will happily run alongside C. Why do
> you think it will not?.

because, he can't get into c since there is no drag/drop facility to it.
hell, he doesn't even understand bits, bytes, masking, or shifting. ask him.
after several days of several people explaining it to him, he was calling
*us* idiots because *he* didn't get it. quite amusing.

>>>>> 5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>>>>> sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.
>>
>>>> Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
>>>> generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
>>>> sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
>>>> They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
>>>> blogger board hoo-ha.
>>
>>> Sorry.. what? Did I even mention the sprite sheets? No - I meant the
>>> stupid bar that takes days to scroll across the screen before finally
>>> sending the data to your PHP.
>>
>> If you're bitching about the time it takes to save, sorry, but that's
>> as fast as it can go right now. The next version will be somewhat
>> faster, I plan to use the Byte.compress() class and some other tricks,
>> but overall there is no way to REALLY make it uber speedy (or if there
>> is, no one has developed it yet).
>
> No that saving thing actually doesn't do anything at all - it is a
> sprite. I decompiled your crappy flash and it is a fixed length sprite
> that will take the same amount of time to traverse no matter what the
> flash is doing.
>
> Yes you already mentioned compression, something that will make a
> negligible difference to the speed.
>
> The way to make it faster is to get rid of that stupid sprite and use a
> real language - not ActionScript.

but that would be the obvious thing to do. he does things the flash
way...the only way he *barely* knows how.

>>>>> I read them more as entertainment.
>>
>>>> You're in the minority. They ARE supposed to be read as
>>>> entertainment, that's the way they're INTENDED, but there's just too
>>>> damn many retards trying to get themselves up on a cross these days,
>>>> tryin to play victim 'n shit.
>>
>>> Is that you reaching out your heart again? I think their may really be
>>> some love inside there. A trip to the shrink could help.
>>
>> A trip to the shrink wouldn't make me care about faceless strangers on
>> the Internet, sorry kiddo.
>>
>>>>> I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
>>>>> quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire?
>>
>>>> You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?
>>
>>> I believe me I am. Just not ones that don't actually have meanings.
>>
>> Uh huh. You must have some kind of mental disorder if there's no way
>> you can imagine words having a fire like destruction to them. Where
>> the fuck do you think the word "flame" (in relation to posts) came
>> from, you stupid dipshit.
>
> Not from physically burning words I'm pretty sure =]

i told you...hovers at around 85. it doesn't conceive analogy yet.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 18:29:25 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:k2ljg3dik6fu43hh7k64oaruqvsbogu644@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
> And how would you "sandwich" them together using nothing but HTML
> code, you stupid dipshit? At the very least you would need CSS to
> stack them, but then you would need javascript at the very least in
> order to allow dynamic loading of sprite images

oh dear, why would you give you yourself want to give us proof that you have
no clue as to how css works or how to employ it? you take away all our fun!

> ...and at that point
> you've already crossed over that magical line you set in the sand with
> no javascript, so yer fucked d00d...yer fucked and you didn't even
> manage to find a way that would actually combine the images into one
> savable graphic that the user could download...unless, again, you
> expect the user to have to use print screen and then paste it into a
> separate graphics program and save it that way.

you're too single minded rather than solution driven. if that is the goal,
it can all be done in php. so, now using css, html, and php (a standard
practice) you get everything you just described. what you said *could not*
be done outside of flash.

i almost hope you keep your head up your ass. it's been there so long, the
build up must be phenominal. at least if it did happen though, the slurping
SSTHWAAAAT would be heard in time by all in order to run for cover. only
problem is, the stench would spread farther than the sound would travel.

> I hope you realize kid, that the more you talk, the more you show off
> just how LITTLE you understand about web coding...not that, that's
> some big surprise, most Amish of the Internet have very little
> comprehension as to how everything works. Your thought process runs
> like:

OMH:

> "Microsoft bad"

helps me pigeon-hole the use of flash via IE

> "Different good"

everyone should just run flash

> "Outdated good"

when will flash be updated to include pda's and other chipsets...these guys
are killing me when i say flash runs on everything! i hope *it* is updated
soon!!!

> "Deficient good"

my skill level is grade 'a' (can't help but chuckle as i mock that one)

> "Learning new things bad"

that's why i only program in flash.

> "Change bad"

that's why i only program in flash.

> "Me no like evil Microsoft"

me being sarcastic to me...i wub ms cuz it allows me to use flash and
continue to call drag/drop 'programming'.

> Really, you aren't capable of thinking too far beyond that, are you?

it doesn't seem that you are, omh!

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 18:49:03 von Brendan Gillatt

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> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.
> It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is!
>

Alrighty, have a look at
http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/
Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and
make it even smaller if you like.

How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be
in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards.

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Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:00:28 von Steve

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
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> Brendan Gillatt wrote:
>> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
>> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
>> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.
>> It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is!
>>
>
> Alrighty, have a look at
> http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/
> Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and
> make it even smaller if you like.
>
> How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be
> in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards.

:^)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:25:17 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:49:03 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Brendan Gillatt wrote:
>> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
>> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
>> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.

Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the
lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered
position on higher resolutions. So you're not really reducing the
amount of space you have. An alternative design would include two
base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+. Another reason why it's
a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and
other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that,
your sites aren't making you any money. LOL

>> It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is!
>>
>
>Alrighty, have a look at
>http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/
>Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and
>make it even smaller if you like.
>
>How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be
>in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards.

*snicker*

You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!

Not to mention:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf

LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
SLAPPED for it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:25:17 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:31:55 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:eepkg3p17u8dir6n01qgdkgdsvrghhpfkd@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:49:03 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
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>>Hash: SHA1
>>
>>Brendan Gillatt wrote:
>>> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
>>> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
>>> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.
>
> Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the
> lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered
> position on higher resolutions. So you're not really reducing the
> amount of space you have. An alternative design would include two
> base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+. Another reason why it's
> a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and
> other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that,
> your sites aren't making you any money. LOL

wow. so you justify one bad design by saying *other* bad design strategies
warrant it.

ROFLMAO

now, please do go on and show that you can do what gillet just did...using
less resources and unnecessarily pigeon-holing the end-user into a
particular[ly stupid] technology. hmmmmm, c'mon cupcake.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:31:55 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:32:41 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:25:17 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

>*snicker*
>
>You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>
>Not to mention:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORO N.swf
>
>LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
>thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
>college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
>the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
>SLAPPED for it.

Oh wait, sorry, my bad. Did I say 280 bytes? Silly me, using default
object names. *alters object names* There we go, now it's 270 bytes!
^_^

One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving.

Ahhh, I just love bitch slappin n00bs in the morning. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:32:41 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:44:54 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 12:31:55 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>> Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the
>> lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered
>> position on higher resolutions. So you're not really reducing the
>> amount of space you have. An alternative design would include two
>> base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+. Another reason why it's
>> a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and
>> other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that,
>> your sites aren't making you any money. LOL

>wow.

Yeah, you and yer lil online boyfriend sure got bitch slapped, huh?
And hell, I haven't even replied to all that other idiocy you posted
yet. LOL, you would think after awhile you morons would figure it out
that I actually ENJOY ripping you apart at every other post. ^_^

>so you justify one bad design by saying *other* bad design strategies
>warrant it.

Uh, excuse me, retard, but the only "bad" thing you morons were able
to say about the design (it leaves extra space), was soundly ripped
apart.

I mean in either design form (unless you're taking about a perfect
liquid form...and you're not, because I'm the only one who has sites
like that), in either form you have to settle on a base resolution
(you could go with more than one), but the bottom line is that no
matter how many base resolutions you choose there will ALWAYS be some
resolutions in which the resolution of the user's monitor exceeds the
intended display size of the content. In a portal form, when that
happens, the content will stay centered in the users view, in a non
portal form it'll default into the upper left hand corner, leaving
skewed content.

The only REAL argument against the form (which is now out dated), and
it's no surprise that neither of you two idiots has figured it out, is
the comparison of a portal form to a centered form. In the later the
content will stay centered and will default to the top of the page.
Some will say this is better in that most users view the top of the
screen first when going to a site and then next look to the center.
This is why ad banners are most often at the top of the page. But
then, that's part of the point. Because ad banners are most often at
the top of the page, that OLD study no longer holds as much relevancy.
People now often DO NOT look first at the top of the page because most
people expect to see ad banners at the top of the page, thus, NOW, the
most important part of the screen, is the middle (also why those
centered Flash ad banner pop ups are becoming so popular).

>ROFLMAO
>
>
>now, please do go on and show that you can do what gillet just did...using
>less resources and unnecessarily pigeon-holing the end-user into a
>particular[ly stupid] technology. hmmmmm, c'mon cupcake.

Hey, retard, in case it skipped you (of course it did, why am I
asking), I already proved that the concept could be achieved in Flash
with LESS size, GREATER cross compatibility (mine will even work on IE
5 on teh Mac) and with the added benefits of custom, embedded fonts
and proper font anti-aliasing:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf

....yeah, you get to look stupid now. Have fun with that! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 19:44:54 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 20:32:22 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:25:17 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
> wrote:
>
>> *snicker*
>>
>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>
>> Not to mention:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>
>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>> size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
>> thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
>> college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
>> the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
>> SLAPPED for it.
>
> Oh wait, sorry, my bad. Did I say 280 bytes? Silly me, using default
> object names. *alters object names* There we go, now it's 270 bytes!
> ^_^
>
> One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
> custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
> which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving.

Sure it is - I know for a fact it can do so on a Solaris graphics
workstation. Can flash do that? Ummmm.....

> Ahhh, I just love bitch slappin n00bs in the morning. `, )
>

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 20:32:22 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 20:35:27 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:49:03 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
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>>
>> Brendan Gillatt wrote:
>>> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
>>> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
>>> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.
>
> Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the
> lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered
> position on higher resolutions. So you're not really reducing the
> amount of space you have. An alternative design would include two
> base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+. Another reason why it's
> a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and
> other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that,
> your sites aren't making you any money. LOL
>
>>> It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is!
>>>
>> Alrighty, have a look at
>> http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/
>> Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and
>> make it even smaller if you like.
>>
>> How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be
>> in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards.
>
> *snicker*
>
> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!

And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
cannot use flash?

> Not to mention:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>
> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
> size from yer idiot bloat code!

So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close

> 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
> thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
> college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
> the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
> SLAPPED for it.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 20:35:27 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 21:53:39 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> *snicker*
>>
>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!

>And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>cannot use flash?

Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.

Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
a nice median hit rate.

>> Not to mention:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>
>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>> size from yer idiot bloat code!

>So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close

This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
any significant impact at all on the overall size.

Further, your stupid ass actually LIED about the size of your
rendition. A quick copy and paste of yer source code shows the
overall size of your rendition to be 1.47 Kilobytes. If I had tried
to cheat like you and went ONLY with the part that's achieving the
portal design, then my rendition would only be 94 bytes, nearly EIGHT
HUNDRED PERCENT smaller than "your" bloat code.

You lose, Fuckface.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 21:53:39 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 22:01:21 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:32:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>>> *snicker*
>>>
>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>
>>> Not to mention:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>
>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>> size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
>>> thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
>>> college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
>>> the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
>>> SLAPPED for it.

>> Oh wait, sorry, my bad. Did I say 280 bytes? Silly me, using default
>> object names. *alters object names* There we go, now it's 270 bytes!
>> ^_^
>>
>> One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
>> custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
>> which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving.

>Sure it is - I know for a fact it can do so on a Solaris graphics
>workstation. Can flash do that? Ummmm.....

You don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're babbling about, do
you? Tell us, how ~exactly~ is it that your HTML code is magically
embedding fonts into itself? Show us the code, Goober! LOL, this
should be good for a laugh or six.

And as for the anti-aliasing...um, that has nothing to do with the
operating system directly so much as it has to deal with the browser
and no browser I'm aware of has proper font-antialiasing (mostly cause
it's seen as being too resource heavy, so they simply don't support
it). In Flash you have the option to turn on and off anti-aliasing
not only on the Flash file as a whole, but individual objects within
the Flash construct can be dynamically set for anti-aliasing. It
should be noted though that I haven't checked on IE7, so it's possible
that, that browser has support. But again, the problem there is
inconsistency and cross-incompatibility. With Flash, the way it
looks/works on one set will be exactly the way it looks/works on
another setup, even under a different OS and browser. And, once
again, Flash is smaller.

Any site you can build in HTML I can rebuild in Flash...smaller,
faster, more efficient and with a greater level of cross
compatibility.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 22:01:21 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 22:21:22 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> *snicker*
>>>
>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>
>>And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>cannot use flash?
>
>Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>
>Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>a nice median hit rate.
>
>>> Not to mention:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>
>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>
>>So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>
>This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>any significant impact at all on the overall size.

Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
achieved:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/protal.h tml

654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine, and of course that's
losing the background color formatting, no text formatting, removing
the xmlns attribute (which also makes it fail validation) and having
no title tag. I suppose if we don't bother at all with validation we
can shave off maybe another 50 Bytes, but then it's still twice the
size of my rendition. LOL, you fail again, Fuckface! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 22:21:22 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 22:23:24 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:aeqkg3ln6all7sc70j6pga6rclqeq3ctlc@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 12:31:55 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>> Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the
>>> lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered
>>> position on higher resolutions. So you're not really reducing the
>>> amount of space you have. An alternative design would include two
>>> base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+. Another reason why it's
>>> a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and
>>> other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that,
>>> your sites aren't making you any money. LOL
>
>>wow.
>
> Yeah, you and yer lil online boyfriend sure got bitch slapped, huh?
> And hell, I haven't even replied to all that other idiocy you posted
> yet. LOL, you would think after awhile you morons would figure it out
> that I actually ENJOY ripping you apart at every other post. ^_^
>
>>so you justify one bad design by saying *other* bad design strategies
>>warrant it.
>
> Uh, excuse me, retard, but the only "bad" thing you morons were able
> to say about the design (it leaves extra space), was soundly ripped
> apart.

really? where? how?

> I mean in either design form (unless you're taking about a perfect
> liquid form...

> and you're not, because I'm the only one who has sites
> like that),

apparently, based on your client *demand*...no one WANTS 'perfect liquid'
shit.

> in either form you have to settle on a base resolution
> (you could go with more than one), but the bottom line is that no
> matter how many base resolutions you choose there will ALWAYS be some
> resolutions in which the resolution of the user's monitor exceeds the
> intended display size of the content. In a portal form, when that
> happens, the content will stay centered in the users view, in a non
> portal form it'll default into the upper left hand corner, leaving
> skewed content.
>
> The only REAL argument against the form (which is now out dated),

yes, leave yourself a means to backpeddle.

> and
> it's no surprise that neither of you two idiots has figured it out, is
> the comparison of a portal form to a centered form. In the later the
> content will stay centered and will default to the top of the page.
> Some will say this is better in that most users view the top of the
> screen first when going to a site and then next look to the center.
> This is why ad banners are most often at the top of the page. But
> then, that's part of the point. Because ad banners are most often at
> the top of the page, that OLD study no longer holds as much relevancy.
> People now often DO NOT look first at the top of the page because most
> people expect to see ad banners at the top of the page, thus, NOW, the
> most important part of the screen, is the middle (also why those
> centered Flash ad banner pop ups are becoming so popular).
>
>>ROFLMAO
>>
>>
>>now, please do go on and show that you can do what gillet just did...using
>>less resources and unnecessarily pigeon-holing the end-user into a
>>particular[ly stupid] technology. hmmmmm, c'mon cupcake.
>
> Hey, retard, in case it skipped you (of course it did, why am I
> asking), I already proved that the concept could be achieved in Flash
> with LESS size, GREATER cross compatibility (mine will even work on IE
> 5 on teh Mac) and with the added benefits of custom, embedded fonts
> and proper font anti-aliasing:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>
> ...yeah, you get to look stupid now. Have fun with that! ^_^

'proved the concept'...no, you MENTIONED the concept. proof is vastly
lacking. IE...great! now run it in tbird, ff, netscape, etc...then run it on
a mips, spark, etc.. oh wait, you CAN'T. lol. 'greater cross
compatibility'...tis to laugh.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 08.10.2007 22:23:24 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 00:17:46 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 15:23:24 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>> Uh, excuse me, retard, but the only "bad" thing you morons were able
>> to say about the design (it leaves extra space), was soundly ripped
>> apart.

>really? where? how?

Sorry, but I don't repeat myself for the benefit of retards. Google
is your friend (your only one), go and molest it for help, Goober.

>> I mean in either design form (unless you're taking about a perfect
>> liquid form...

>

Bitch slappin you again:
http://michelf.com/weblog/2005/liquid-image/

LOL, at this rate yer face is gonna wind up so red you'll be able to
start claiming Native American ancestry.

>> and you're not, because I'm the only one who has sites
>> like that),

>

Oh other people have done it...in Flash. I'm the only one whose ever
achieved it using CSS/javascript/PHP.

>apparently, based on your client *demand*...no one WANTS 'perfect liquid'
>shit.

Most people don't know what it is and don't have the capacity to think
outside of their own resolution, that doesn't mean it's not important
though. Eventually, all sites will be perfect liquid, especially as
Flash becomes more and more set in stone as the defacto user front end
development platform. It's basically one of those things that you do
that clients don't need to know about. It's like if yer buyin a new
house, you don't necesarily sit there askin about what brand/type of
insulation they used, you just assume that going with someone
reputable means that they won't use the cheapest fuckin shit
available. With websites it's a little easier since one can see live,
working examples of the sites you've got. In your case that would be
NONE, so obviously you would not be the person to trust to make a web
site. And your lil boyfriend Brendan wouldn't be a good choice either
since all his sites look like some piece of shit presoviet web design.

>> in either form you have to settle on a base resolution
>> (you could go with more than one), but the bottom line is that no
>> matter how many base resolutions you choose there will ALWAYS be some
>> resolutions in which the resolution of the user's monitor exceeds the
>> intended display size of the content. In a portal form, when that
>> happens, the content will stay centered in the users view, in a non
>> portal form it'll default into the upper left hand corner, leaving
>> skewed content.
>>
>> The only REAL argument against the form (which is now out dated),

>yes, leave yourself a means to backpeddle.

Yes, be a mouthy little snit about your lack of an argument. Don't
blame me for having to argue for you, Dribbles. If you don't like it,
get the fuck off yer stupidity and do it yer damn self.

>> and
>> it's no surprise that neither of you two idiots has figured it out, is
>> the comparison of a portal form to a centered form. In the later the
>> content will stay centered and will default to the top of the page.
>> Some will say this is better in that most users view the top of the
>> screen first when going to a site and then next look to the center.
>> This is why ad banners are most often at the top of the page. But
>> then, that's part of the point. Because ad banners are most often at
>> the top of the page, that OLD study no longer holds as much relevancy.
>> People now often DO NOT look first at the top of the page because most
>> people expect to see ad banners at the top of the page, thus, NOW, the
>> most important part of the screen, is the middle (also why those
>> centered Flash ad banner pop ups are becoming so popular).
>>
>>>ROFLMAO
>>>
>>>
>>>now, please do go on and show that you can do what gillet just did...using
>>>less resources and unnecessarily pigeon-holing the end-user into a
>>>particular[ly stupid] technology. hmmmmm, c'mon cupcake.
>>
>> Hey, retard, in case it skipped you (of course it did, why am I
>> asking), I already proved that the concept could be achieved in Flash
>> with LESS size, GREATER cross compatibility (mine will even work on IE
>> 5 on teh Mac) and with the added benefits of custom, embedded fonts
>> and proper font anti-aliasing:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>
>> ...yeah, you get to look stupid now. Have fun with that! ^_^

>'proved the concept'...no, you MENTIONED the concept. proof is vastly
>la

I didn't mention it you fuckwit, I linked right to a working model:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf

It's done in Flash 6, so anything that works with Flash 6 (which is
essentially everything but Lynx) will work with it. And no, you can't
use Lynx as your backpedal since Brendan's ripped off CSS code won't
render in Lynx (nor will render in IE 5 on the Mac and various others
that will work with Flash 6).

You lose, Fuckface, now bitch about it...and do a REAL shit job of it
too. `, )

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 00:17:46 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 05:36:06 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:gm4lg39cq6l42jj20gikkdumpsrhcs333f@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 15:23:24 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>> Uh, excuse me, retard, but the only "bad" thing you morons were able
>>> to say about the design (it leaves extra space), was soundly ripped
>>> apart.
>
>>really? where? how?
>
> Sorry, but I don't repeat mysel

then post the referring message id. as it is, there is no such proof any
this thread.

try again, pumk'n

>>> I mean in either design form (unless you're taking about a perfect
>>> liquid form...
>
>>
>
> Bit

yeah...bloat code that produces very little and is only applicable to
certain os' running on specific chipsets.

so, 'perfect liquid' (so i get your jargon correct) from
back-oriface-productions (aka shit) is actually diarhea? that would be
consistent anyway.

> LOL, at this rate yer face is gonna wind up so red you'll be able to
> start claiming Native American ancestry.

your pedestrian quips, though lackluster, are laughable only in their
missing wit and humor.

>>> and you're not, because I'm the only one who has sites
>>> like that),
>
>>
>
> Oh other people have done it...in Flash. I'm the only one whose ever
> achieved it using CSS/javascript/PHP.

he he he. so, others likewise produce gray screens after a large load-time.
and yeah, if that's what you're going for, you may as well do it all in html
as the others aren't needed for that.

;^)

>>apparently, based on your client *demand*...no one WANTS 'perfect liquid'
>>shit.
>
> Most people don't know what it is and don't have the capacity to think
> outside of their own resolution, that doesn't mean it's not important
> though.

that would be understanding your target market. you aren't curing cancer or
solving life's mysteries...importance to you is not needed for them. so, you
remain clientless.

further, you'd be one who can't seem to 'think outside of their [your] own
resolution' since you think you have a flexible, portable solution all
wrapped up in flash, when it is more than sufficiently doable in php and
other technologies that actually *are* flexible and portable. forget the
fact that you go waaaaay out of your way to produce (or try to) a tool that
no one will use. as it has been pointed out, a graphics package in most
cases is the tool for the job - and that's 'all things being equal' (which
it isn't since you lack understanding in graphics and forget to incorporate
essentials as part of the output).

> Eventually, all sites will be perfect liquid, especially as
> Flash becomes more and more set in stone as the defacto user front end
> development platform.

which will never happen...aside from the fact that 'perfect liquid' is
something you made up and provides NO benefit to functional use of a
website. flash is a tool. you are trying to make it a be-all-end-all. it
will never be more than a tool. i'm sure something will come along to
outseat html (and it's flavors), however i'm sure it won't resemble flash.
it will be lightweight and portable.

> It's basically one of those things that you do
> that clients don't need to know about.

if you wonder why you have no clients, just refer to what you've just
said...then re-evaluate how you do 'business'. thank you very much.

> It's like if yer buyin a new
> house, you don't necesarily sit there askin about what brand/type of
> insulation they used, you just assume that going with someone
> reputable means that they won't use the cheapest fuckin shit
> available.

holy hell! you live in a fucking apartment dude! when you spend > $2K or
your hard earned cash, you find out what the reputation is of your builder,
to whom they subcontract...and yes, you find out what the fuck kind of
insulation is being used AND how it's applied - among a great many MORE
detailed things you have yet to even assimilate to ask. you assume that
'reputable' is akin to what is important to *you* in a house...let me assure
you, that is NOT the case.

(but i guess if you stuck to speaking about what you knew, we'd just be
hearing crickets about now).

> With websites it's a little easier since one can see live,
> working examples of the sites you've got. In your case that would be
> NONE, so obviously you would not be the person to trust to make a web
> site.

well, you may happily go to several fortune 50 companies and see my work.
catapillar, audi, bmw, toyota, porche, forbes, i can go on...i've been at
this game a long time, noobie.

> And your lil boyfriend Brendan wouldn't be a good choice either
> since all his sites look like some piece of shit presoviet web design.

i suppose the presence of care bears on his site with an add for diapers
would have gotten him a muuuuch higher OMH rating...LOL.

>>> in either

yawn.

>> Hey, retard, in case it skipped you (of course it did, why am I
>>> asking), I already proved that the concept could be achieved in Flash
>>> with LESS size, GREATER cross compatibility (mine will even work on IE
>>> 5 on teh Mac) and with the added benefits of custom, embedded fonts
>>> and proper font anti-aliasing:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>
>>> ...yeah, you get to look stupid now. Have fun with that! ^_^
>
>>'proved the concept'...no, you MENTIONED the concept. proof is vastly
>>la
>
> I didn't mention it you fuckwit, I linked right to a working model:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf

sorry, by 'working' do you mean the gray area i'm seeing in thunderbird...or
the X is see in IE on my pc that doesn't have flash...or in IE when
javascript is diabled?

to me, i take that as a link 'right to a
[concept]'...and one wholly lacking a resemblance of 'proof'.

> It's done in Flash 6, so anything that works with Flash 6 (which is
> essentially everything but Lynx) will work with it. And no, you can't
> use Lynx as your backpedal since Brendan's ripped off CSS code won't
> render in Lynx (nor will render in IE 5 on the Mac and various others
> that will work with Flash 6).

that was not his point. you being functionally illiterate, let me 'splain'
to you...he meant that flash doesn't work on everything. there are a miriad
of other scenarios that exclude flash from being a solution. and with lynx,
which does understand and interpret html, it at least has data to work with
when displaying output. it has NO access to display flash content. it's just
that how html is displayed in lynx is unimportant. it's that something CAN
be display which is key.

is that another OMH attempt to bitch slap? you swing like a girl and often
never come close to hitting the mark.

> You lose, Fuckface, now bitch about it...and do a REAL shit job of it
> too. `, )

you have such a neat perspective on things...must be the view from your ass.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 05:36:06 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 06:30:18 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>

THE SETUP...

>I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.

THE DELIMA...

> yer not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
> a nice median hit rate.

QUE THE LAUGHTER...

500,000 (hits/month) /
30 (days/month) =
16,667 (hits/day)

86,400 (sec/day) /
16,667 (hits/day) =
5.814 (hits/sec)

4 (hr/peak) *
3,
86,400 (sec/day) /
4 *
5.184 hits per second
5.184 * 86,400 (sec/day) = 447897.6
124.42 hits available per day
10 second max usage window

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 06:30:18 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 07:19:17 von Steve

"Steve" wrote in message
news:rtDOi.231$hR7.51@newsfe03.lga...
>
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>
> THE SETUP...
>
>>I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>
> THE DELIMA...
>
>> yer not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>> a nice median hit rate.
>

hit send by accident

QUE THE LAUGHTER...

500,000 (hits/month) /
30 (days/month) =
16,667 (hits/day)

86,400 (sec/day) /
16,667 (hits/day) =
5.814 (hits/sec)

sorry for the garble on the previous post. ;)

now, at 16,667 hits per day, what would be your length of time you would
consider to be between startPeak and endPeak? cuz, now matter how you break
it down, you still end up with very small numbers of hits per
second...unless you say your peak is 60 seconds long.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 07:19:17 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 13:39:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 22:36:06 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>then post the referring message id. as it is, there is no such proof any
>this thread.

So you're saying there's no such proof because you claim there isn't,
right, gotcha, carry on, Loser.

While you're at it why don't you run around and look REALLY stupid by
trying to claim that the earth isn't round. *nods*

>yeah...bloat code that produces very little and is only applicable to
>certain os' running on specific chipsets.

Wrong again, Stupid.

>so, 'perfect liquid' (so i get your jargon correct) from
>back-oriface-productions (aka shit) is actually diarhea? that would be
>consistent anyway.

Your increasing need for pathetic insults in place of real arguments
is very telling.

>> LOL, at this rate yer face is gonna wind up so red you'll be able to
>> start claiming Native American ancestry.

>your pedestrian quips, though lackluster, are laughable only in their
>missing wit and humor.

How nice of you to explain why it is you're laughing at yourself.

>> Oh other people have done it...in Flash. I'm the only one whose ever
>> achieved it using CSS/javascript/PHP.

>he he he. so, others likewise produce gray screens after a large load-time.
>and yeah, if that's what you're going for, you may as well do it all in html
>as the others aren't needed for that.

....and now he's babbling incoherently.

>;^)

What the fuck is that supposed to be? A dick nosed smiley?
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> Most people don't know what it is and don't have the capacity to think
>> outside of their own resolution, that doesn't mean it's not important
>> though.

>that would be understanding your target market. you aren't curing cancer or
>solving life's mysteries...importance to you is not needed for them. so, you
>remain clientless.

You keep confusing yourself with me. I'm the one who has clients,
Stupid, you're the one who has, well, nothing. You have no sites, you
have no clients, you have no skill level, you ain't got shit...cept
the crap you keep pulling out of yer ass to try and over-compensate
for your lack of a cock. Tell us, Stevie, just how small is your
penis these days?

>further, you'd be one who can't seem to 'think outside of their [your] own
>resolution' since you think you have a flexible, portable solution all
>wrapped up in flash, when it is more than sufficiently doable in php and
>other technologies that actually *are* flexible and portable.

You wouldn't know, Stupid. I do, because I'm the only one to have
ever created perfect liquid forms in both Flash and AJAX/PHP. And the
later of which is WAY more bloated and slow than the former (even with
server side image caching).

>forget the
>fact that you go waaaaay out of your way to produce (or try to) a tool that
>no one will use. as it has been pointed out, a graphics package in most
>cases is the tool for the job - and that's 'all things being equal' (which
>it isn't since you lack understanding in graphics and forget to incorporate
>essentials as part of the output).

Wow...I've never seen someone who could say so much without actually
saying anything. I mean, at this point you sound like yer at an
audition to be the next Starship Enterprise chief engineer. Do you
HONESTLY think you're fooling anyone with your babbling nonsense? I
mean in case it just skipped yer stupid ass most of the groups you're
posting to are chalked full of web developers who know what the fuck
they're doing and know full well that what you're dribbling is
complete and total nonsense.

>> Eventually, all sites will be perfect liquid, especially as
>> Flash becomes more and more set in stone as the defacto user front end
>> development platform.

>which will never happen...

Yeah, except for the fact that it is. LOL

>aside from the fact that 'perfect liquid' is
>something you made up and provides NO benefit to functional use of a
>website.

Only in your limited comprehension, Junior. You don't even understand
what "perfect liquid" means, so of course you can't comprehend the
benefit of such a design.

>flash is a tool.

No junior, YOUR the tool. *nods*

>you are trying to make it a be-all-end-all.

What part of "any site you can make in HTML I can make better,
smaller, faster and more cross compatible with Flash" did you NOT
comprehend the first time I said it? Put up or suck my cock, Bitch.
Either you got a website that you've made that I can't reproduce in
Flash or you ain't got shit. Pick one.

>it will never be more than a tool. i'm sure something will come along to
>outseat html (and it's flavors), however i'm sure it won't resemble flash.
>it will be lightweight and portable.

LOL, the irony is just...fuckin incredible to say the least. I wonder
if this stupid retard even has any fuckin cl00 at all as to how
moronic he keeps sounding.

>> It's basically one of those things that you do
>> that clients don't need to know about.

>if you wonder why you have no clie

Why would I wonder about something that only seems to affect you (and
your little friend Brenden)?

Remember, Stupid...I have clients...you don't. My sites make
money...you have no sites. I know what I'm talking about...you run
the fuck at the mouth and pull shit out of yer ass.

....write it the fuck down if you can't remember, Dipshit.

>> It's like if yer buyin a new
>> house, you don't necesarily sit there askin about what brand/type of
>> insulation they used, you just assume that going with someone
>> reputable means that they won't use the cheapest fuckin shit
>> available.

>holy hell! you live in a fucking apartment dude! when you spend > $2K or
>your hard earned cash, you find out what the reputation is of your builder,
>to whom they subcontract...and yes, you find out what the fuck kind of
>insulation is being used AND how it's applied - among a great many MORE
>detailed things you have yet to even assimilate to ask. you assume that
>'reputable' is akin to what is important to *you* in a house...let me assure
>you, that is NOT the case.

You obviously don't own a house...because no real estate agent on the
planet would put up with your bullshit for longer than five minutes.
Pretty much at the point where you start demanding they take up the
floor boards so you can inspect the foundation is where they probably
show you the door and tell you to leave.

>> With websites it's a little easier since one can see live,
>> working examples of the sites you've got. In your case that would be
>> NONE, so obviously you would not be the person to trust to make a web
>> site.

>well, you may happily go to several fortune 50 companies and see my work.
>catapillar, audi, bmw, toyota, porche, forbes, i can go on...i've been at
>this game a long time, noobie.

Uh huh, and I'm sure you've even designed websites for the Queen of
England herself!

....you uh, just can't seem to recall what the site addresses are, huh?
Oh, no, wait, let me guess, they're a sekrat and teh government will
like snipe you as you sleep if you reveal your true web developer
identity!

....yeah, it's pretty easy to talk shit when aren't faced with the
inconvenience of actually having to back up any of your fuckwitted
lies, huh Junior?

>> And your lil boyfriend Brendan wouldn't be a good choice either
>> since all his sites look like some piece of shit presoviet web design.

>i suppose the presence of care bears on his site with an add for diapers
>would have gotten him a muuuuch higher OMH rating...LOL.

LOLLERCOPTER!!1! TEH DIAPURZ KANTS TO NOT GET THE LULZ!!1!

>> I didn't mention it you fuckwit, I linked right to a working model:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf

>sorry, by 'working' do you mean the gray area i'm seeing in thunderbird...or
>the X is see in IE on my pc that doesn't have flash...or in IE when
>javascript is diabled?

Your CHOICE to be an idiot doesn't negate the fact that they work in
all of those combos, Retard. You're so fuckin stupid you probably buy
a new car, drive it until it runs out of gas and then go back to the
dealer and try to convince them that the car can't run. Yeah, it
can't run with a FUCKIN RETARD behind the wheel. LOL

You might just as well be claiming that you can't see the site on your
computer because you disconnected your Internet connection. Yeah,
what you said sounds THAT fuckin retarded, you dickless wonder.

>> It's done in Flash 6, so anything that works with Flash 6 (which is
>> essentially everything but Lynx) will work with it. And no, you can't
>> use Lynx as your backpedal since Brendan's ripped off CSS code won't
>> render in Lynx (nor will render in IE 5 on the Mac and various others
>> that will work with Flash 6).

>that was not his point.

Or your speaking for him now, eh? Are you thinking for him too? Tell
us, when exactly was it that he elected you as his personal
cheerleader and spokes-retard?

>you being functionally illiterate, let me 'splain'
>to you...he meant that flash doesn't work on everything.

You disabling or not installing Flash does not negate the fact that it
WILL work on your OS/browser combo you fuckin retard. You might just
as well be claiming that it doesn't work on your system because you
don't have a browser installed. Dur-er, you're not so smart, huh
Dipshit?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 13:39:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 13:39:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 00:19:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Steve" wrote in message
>news:rtDOi.231$hR7.51@newsfe03.lga...
>>
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>
>> THE SETUP...
>>
>>>I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>
>> THE DELIMA...
>>
>>> yer not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>> a nice median hit rate.
>>
>
>hit send by accident
>
>QUE THE LAUGHTER...
>
> 500,000 (hits/month) /
> 30 (days/month) =
> 16,667 (hits/day)
>
> 86,400 (sec/day) /
> 16,667 (hits/day) =
> 5.814 (hits/sec)
>
>sorry for the garble on the previous post. ;)

....um, that's like ALL of your posts you fuckwit!

>now, at 16,667 hits per day, what would be your length of time you would
>consider to be between startPeak and endPeak? cuz, now matter how you break
>it down, you still end up with very small numbers of hits per
>second...unless you say your peak is 60 seconds long.

What I would "consider" or what you would "consider" has
abso-fuckin-lutely no bearing on REALITY what-so-fuckin-evar,
Sunshine. Not unless you've been phonin up Miss Cleo and she's been
givin you the numbers you keep pullin out of yer r-tarded ass.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 13:39:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 13:39:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>
>THE SETUP...
>
>>I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>
>THE DELIMA...
>
>> yer not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>> a nice median hit rate.
>
>QUE THE LAUGHTER...
>
>500,000 (hits/month) /
> 30 (days/month) =
> 16,667 (hits/day)
>
> 86,400 (sec/day) /
> 16,667 (hits/day) =
> 5.814 (hits/sec)
>
> 4 (hr/peak) *
> 3,
> 86,400 (sec/day) /
> 4 *
>5.184 hits per second
>5.184 * 86,400 (sec/day) = 447897.6
>124.42 hits available per day
>10 second max usage window

You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?

Keep making ASSumptions and retarded, nonsensical, non-real world
equations to try and justify your idiocy...it's amusing if nothing
else.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 13:39:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 13:39:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:29:25 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:k2ljg3dik6fu43hh7k64oaruqvsbogu644@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>> And how would you "sandwich" them together using nothing but HTML
>> code, you stupid dipshit? At the very least you would need CSS to
>> stack them, but then you would need javascript at the very least in
>> order to allow dynamic loading of sprite images
>
>oh dear, why w

I'm sorry, but I formed a committee several minutes ago and we (tinw)
unanimously declared you to be a terminal fuckwit. You have
absolutely no fuckin idea as to what you're babbling about and you're
attempting to argue shit that you don't comprehend simply for the sake
of trying to argue (cause yer a fuckin Hatter Addict). Thus, it has
been decided that from this post forward you shall be snipped and cock
slapped until such time that you can present yourself as something
more than a poser class, wannabe, college flunkie, with imaginary
websites and an endless array of babbling bullshit freshly pulled out
of yer ass. Thank you for you interest in my attention and we (tinw)
hope that you will continue to obsess over us (tinu) in the future.
HTH, HAND! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 15:56:59 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:dmnmg3tq27lpvt3t4ob5mhqeshscv69kvp@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 22:36:06 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>then post the referring message id. as it is, there is no such proof any
>>this thread.
>
> So you're saying there's no such proof because you claim there isn't,
> right, gotcha, carry on, Loser.
>
> While you're at it why don't you run around and look REALLY stupid by
> trying to claim that the earth isn't round. *nods*

there is proof the earth is round-ish, though not a perfect sphere. what you
are doing is claiming you give proof. i'm saying you haven't supplied proof.

idiot.

>>yeah...bloat code that produces very little and is only applicable to
>>certain os' running on specific chipsets.
>
> Wro

>>so, 'perfect liquid' (so i get your jargon correct) from
>>back-oriface-productions (aka shit) is actually diarhea? that would be
>>consistent anyway.
>
> My increasing need for pathetic insults in place of real arguments
> is very telling.

yes, yes it is.

>>> LOL, at this rate yer face is gonna wind up so red you'll be able to
>>> start claiming Native American ancestry.
>
>>your pedestrian quips, though lackluster, are laughable only in their
>>missing wit and humor.
>
> How nice of you to explain why it is you're laughing at me.

thought i'd be polite.

>>> Oh other people have done it...in Flash. I'm the only one whose ever
>>> achieved it using CSS/javascript/PHP.
>
>>he he he. so, others likewise produce gray screens after a large
>>load-time.
>>and yeah, if that's what you're going for, you may as well do it all in
>>html
>>as the others aren't needed for that.
>
> ...and

>>;^)
>
> What the fuck is that supposed to be? A dick nosed smiley?
> Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

it's an accurate character representation of you, based on your pictures.
can i help it if you not only act like a dick, but have a nose for one as
well?

>>> Most people don't know what it is and don't have the capacity to think
>>> outside of their own resolution, that doesn't mean it's not important
>>> though.
>
>>that would be understanding your target market. you aren't curing cancer
>>or
>>solving life's mysteries...importance to you is not needed for them. so,
>>you
>>remain clientless.
>
> You keep confusing yourself with me. I'm the one who has clients,
> Stupid, you're the one who has, well, nothing.

ah...that's why you live in a apartment. gotcha. i see.

> You have no sites, you
> have no clients, you have no skill level, you ain't got shit

again you make claims with no evidence.

hey, did you ever figure out basic memory constructs like bits, bytes,
shifting, and masking...you know, the rudamentary things in programming?

> ...cept
> the crap you keep pulling out of yer ass to try and over-compensate
> for your lack of a cock. Tell us, Stevie, just how small is your
> penis these days?

wow. you seem to be fixated on cock, dick, penis - the whole enchilada. when
you gunna come outta the closet and just admit you want a fat one? that way
you can take your cranium outta your ass and have the real deal instead.

>>further, you'd be one who can't seem to 'think outside of their [your] own
>>resolution' since you think you have a flexible, portable solution all
>>wrapped up in flash, when it is more than sufficiently doable in php and
>>other technologies that actually *are* flexible and portable.
>
> You wouldn't know, Stupid. I do, because I'm the only one to have
> ever created perfect liquid forms in both Flash and AJAX/PHP.

'perfect liquid' is a term known only to OMH...no one else much cares. and
whatever you've created, it blows.

> And the
> later of which is WAY more bloated and slow than the former (even with
> server side image caching).

well, i doubt it's the fault of the language you've used. it's the fault of
the developer's lack of programming skills [read, you]. but hey, at least
you got it to work - a gray box in flash is very impressive. ;^)

>>forget the
>>fact that you go waaaaay out of your way to produce (or try to) a tool
>>that
>>no one will use. as it has been pointed out, a graphics package in most
>>cases is the tool for the job - and that's 'all things being equal' (which
>>it isn't since you lack understanding in graphics and forget to
>>incorporate
>>essentials as part of the output).
>
> Wo

>>> Eventually, all sites will be perfect liquid, especially as
>>> Flash becomes more and more set in stone as the defacto user front end
>>> development platform.
>
>>which will never happen...
>
> Yeah, except for the fact that it is. LOL

proof, numbnuts...proof. let's have the cites.

>>aside from the fact that 'perfect liquid' is
>>something you made up and provides NO benefit to functional use of a
>>website.
>
> Only in your limited comprehension, Junior. You don't even understand
> what "perfect liquid" means, so of course you can't comprehend the
> benefit of such a design.

'perfect liquid' is whatever you say it is...since you made it up. and, i
don't care to know you. and from what i can see of your liquid shit, it's
not something that would benefit anyone else BUT you. so, why bother.

>>flash is a tool.
>
> No junior, YOUR the tool. *nods*

that's Y O U ' R E ... and, you can't nod if nothing is attached to your
neck.

what an idiot.

>>you are trying to make it a be-all-end-all.
>
> What part of "any site you can make in HTML I can make better,
> smaller, faster and more cross compatible with Flash" did you NOT
> comprehend the first time I said it?

oh, the part where flash is not supported on every pc...that's the part that
is hardest to get. followed by the requirement for me to have flash
installed is next. shortly followed by your claim to be able make anything
work, be it html OR flash. i just can't buy off on that idea at all.

>
>>it will never be more than a tool. i'm sure something will come along to
>>outseat html (and it's flavors), however i'm sure it won't resemble flash.
>>it will be lightweight and portable.
>
> LOL, the irony is just...fuckin incredible to say the least. I wonder
> if this stupid retard even has any fuckin cl00 at all as to how
> moronic he keeps sounding.

yawn.

>>> It's basically one of those things that you do
>>> that clients don't need to know about.
>
>>if you wonder why you have no clie
>
> Why woul

> Remember, Stupid...I have clients...you don't.

and they would be?

> My sites make
> money...you have no sites.

sez you. again, you have no proof to support your statement.

> I know what I'm talking about...

apparently not...and not even usually. it is a pure fluke when you do.

> I run
> the fuck at the mouth and pull shit out of my ass.

that's more like it! and, yes, yes you do.

> ...writ

>>> It's like if yer buyin a new
>>> house, you don't necesarily sit there askin about what brand/type of
>>> insulation they used, you just assume that going with someone
>>> reputable means that they won't use the cheapest fuckin shit
>>> available.
>
>>holy hell! you live in a fucking apartment dude! when you spend > $2K or
>>your hard earned cash, you find out what the reputation is of your
>>builder,
>>to whom they subcontract...and yes, you find out what the fuck kind of
>>insulation is being used AND how it's applied - among a great many MORE
>>detailed things you have yet to even assimilate to ask. you assume that
>>'reputable' is akin to what is important to *you* in a house...let me
>>assure
>>you, that is NOT the case.
>
> You obviously don't own a house...because no real estate agent on the
> planet would put up with your bullshit for longer than five minutes.

yes, it is obvious you live in an apartment. real estate agents work for
their client. and, the bigger the price tag, the more they'll put up with.
but hell, even on a $90K house, it's hard for them to pass up $9K just cuz
someone wants specific things.

unlike you, the rest of us can express ourselves without being assholes. we
tell the agent, if one is used, these things are very important to us. if we
don't get them, we'd like to see the price lowered so we can put them at our
expese after the sale. these other things are deal-breakers.

not so hard, is it.

> Pretty much at the point where you start demanding they take up the
> floor boards so you can inspect the foundation is where they probably
> show you the door and tell you to leave.

oh hell! no, you hire someone who is a professional inspector. they do what
they need to in order to ensure me the foundation is sound. the owner
happily kicks back and lets them do their thing.

i did all of this earlier this year. this is my second home. you are still
in diapers and are in no position to know where to even start and what it
all entails.

>>> With websites it's a little easier since one can see live,
>>> working examples of the sites you've got. In your case that would be
>>> NONE, so obviously you would not be the person to trust to make a web
>>> site.
>
>>well, you may happily go to several fortune 50 companies and see my work.
>>catapillar, audi, bmw, toyota, porche, forbes, i can go on...i've been at
>>this game a long time, noobie.
>
> Uh huh, and I'm sure you've even designed websites for the Queen of
> England herself!

no, just the ones i listed plus a few more less notable f50's.

> ...you uh, just can't seem to recall what the site addresses are, huh?
> Oh, no, wait, let me guess, they're a sekrat and teh government will
> like snipe you as you sleep if you reveal your true web developer
> identity!

well, numbnuts, if you put a fucking DOT COM at the end of most of those i
listed you will be amazed that you find a working url. get a brain,
scarecrow!

> ...yeah, it's pretty easy to talk shit when aren't faced with the
> inconvenience of actually having to back up any of your fuckwitted
> lies, huh Junior?

DOT COM...try it, it's fun.

>>> And your lil boyfriend Brendan wouldn't be a good choice either
>>> since all his sites look like some piece of shit presoviet web design.
>
>>i suppose the presence of care bears on his site with an add for diapers
>>would have gotten him a muuuuch higher OMH rating...LOL.
>
> LOL

sorry, did you say something fetish-boi?

>>> I didn't mention it you fuckwit, I linked right to a working model:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>
>>sorry, by 'working' do you mean the gray area i'm seeing in
>>thunderbird...or
>>the X is see in IE on my pc that doesn't have flash...or in IE when
>>javascript is diabled?
>
> Your CHOI

sorry, i was yawning when you were saying something...what did i miss?

>>> It's done in Flash 6, so anything that works with Flash 6 (which is
>>> essentially everything but Lynx) will work with it. And no, you can't
>>> use Lynx as your backpedal since Brendan's ripped off CSS code won't
>>> render in Lynx (nor will render in IE 5 on the Mac and various others
>>> that will work with Flash 6).
>
>>that was not his point.
>
> Or your

man, i gotta get more sleep. i wasn't paying attention. what did you say?

>>you being functionally illiterate, let me 'splain'
>>to you...he meant that flash doesn't work on everything.
>
> You disabling or not installing Flash does not negate the fact that it
> WILL work on your OS/browser combo you fuckin retard.

doesn't negate the fact that *I* am the client and *I* don't let any site
tell me how to configure *MY* machine. if i run into a site that tries to
force feed me shit (like yours), i move to the next. it's not like there
aren't THOUSANDS of other properly written sites that do what yours WANTS to
do. you certainly aren't the only game in town and are faaaaar from even
being close to best game in town.

after you get your site tracker, pay attention to your home page. that will
be the extent of 90% of the depth of a person's browsing of your site. next,
reduce that number by at least 50% as those will be web crawlers and search
bots indexing your pages - if you knew how to program, you'd be able to find
out which was which...but i digress. you're going to see, you're offering
something people couldn't care less about - much the same as their personal
relationship with you.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 15:56:59 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 16:11:23 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
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> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 00:19:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Steve" wrote in message
>>news:rtDOi.231$hR7.51@newsfe03.lga...
>>>
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>
>>> THE SETUP...
>>>
>>>>I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>>
>>> THE DELIMA...
>>>
>>>> yer not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>>> a nice median hit rate.
>>>
>>
>>hit send by accident
>>
>>QUE THE LAUGHTER...
>>
>> 500,000 (hits/month) /
>> 30 (days/month) =
>> 16,667 (hits/day)
>>
>> 86,400 (sec/day) /
>> 16,667 (hits/day) =
>> 5.814 (hits/sec)
>>
>>sorry for the garble on the previous post. ;)
>
> ...um, that's like ALL of my posts...I'm a fuckwit!

don't get so down on yourself. you go down on everyone else quite enough.

>>now, at 16,667 hits per day, what would be your length of time you would
>>consider to be between startPeak and endPeak? cuz, now matter how you
>>break
>>it down, you still end up with very small numbers of hits per
>>second...unless you say your peak is 60 seconds long.
>
> What I would "consider" or what you would "consider" has
> abso-fuckin-lutely no bearing on REALITY what-so-fuckin-evar,
> Sunshine.

sure it does. if your peak time of use is during the day one second and you
get all of your hits in that one second, that's 16,667 hits peak/day. you
base your server software and hardware purchases off of those estimations.
since you've no idea wtf you're talking about, you have some idea in your
head that 500K hits per month is some astronomical number. statistical
analysis says that your hits per second is rarely going to be above 20
during peak per day where that peak time is an eight hour stint - people
using the site either during or after work, to generate your peak. anything
that is not 'peak' just serves to lower your avg. hits per second (so you
needn't argue that).

the worst case scenario is having ALL traffic for the day happen at the same
time. that's 16,667 hits. i serve those numbers up all fucking day long! my
windows xp desktop handles that just fine too. i've had those numbers on
linux servers with 32MB of ram running on 486 100mhz...just fucking fine.

hint, do your math before assuming 'x' is some outrageous number.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 16:11:23 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 16:19:05 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
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> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> wrote:

> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?

oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K hits is
all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even within
the same hour.

> Keep making ASSumptions and retarded, nonsensical, non-real world
> equations to try and justify your idiocy...it's amusing if nothing
> else.

assumption == inference == how human beings learn.

as you are less than human, i can understand that you sheeple rhetoric like
'ass'umption...without critically analysing that 'conventional wisdom' for
what it is...a bad play on words.

i know you have your associates and everything, but when you decide to go to
big boi school, you'll run across a class called 'statistics' and hopefully
another called 'quantitative business management models'. then, hopefully,
you'll come to grips which how people quantify and qualify money making
decisions. predicting net traffic is a function of business and no matter
what front-end you put out there, your site will fail if you cannot predict
your traffic.

lucky you...you don't get traffic, so, you don't have to worry.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 16:19:05 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 16:21:33 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
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> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:29:25 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:k2ljg3dik6fu43hh7k64oaruqvsbogu644@4ax.com...
>>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> And how would you "sandwich" them together using nothing but HTML
>>> code, you stupid dipshit? At the very least you would need CSS to
>>> stack them, but then you would need javascript at the very least in
>>> order to allow dynamic loading of sprite images
>>
>>oh dear, why w
>
> I'm sorry

i just read "i'm sorry", i agreed, and then i yawned. i missed the rest.
what did you go on about? must not have been very interesting. it takes
quite a lot of effort to lose my attention.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:09:57 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:32:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>>> *snicker*
>>>>
>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>>
>>>> Not to mention:
>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>>
>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
>>>> thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
>>>> college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
>>>> the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
>>>> SLAPPED for it.
>
>>> Oh wait, sorry, my bad. Did I say 280 bytes? Silly me, using default
>>> object names. *alters object names* There we go, now it's 270 bytes!
>>> ^_^
>>>
>>> One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
>>> custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
>>> which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving.
>
>> Sure it is - I know for a fact it can do so on a Solaris graphics
>> workstation. Can flash do that? Ummmm.....
>
> You don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're babbling about, do
> you? Tell us, how ~exactly~ is it that your HTML code is magically
> embedding fonts into itself? Show us the code, Goober! LOL, this
> should be good for a laugh or six.
>
> And as for the anti-aliasing...um, that has nothing to do with the
> operating system directly so much as it has to deal with the browser
> and no browser I'm aware of has proper font-antialiasing (mostly cause
> it's seen as being too resource heavy, so they simply don't support
> it). In Flash you have the option to turn on and off anti-aliasing
> not only on the Flash file as a whole, but individual objects within
> the Flash construct can be dynamically set for anti-aliasing.

Ah I see where you're comprehension is failing. The font that a website
is displayed in should be up to the users to decide - why shouldn't
they? Their is no way that flash gives a user choice. And anti-aliasing?
That's also the user's choice.

Flash does one sort of ant-aliasing - grayscale. It doesn't have support
at all for sub-pixel anti aliasing which is far, far more powerful on
lcd monitors. It is up to the operating system and the user to choose a
display method that is most suited for them. If flash _did_ attempt to
use something as nice as sub-pixel rendering (which is included in
Windows under the brand of ClearType), it wouldn't know which type of
screen the user is using. Putting cleartype on a CRT is horrid.

> It
> should be noted though that I haven't checked on IE7, so it's possible
> that, that browser has support. But again, the problem there is
> inconsistency and cross-incompatibility. With Flash, the way it
> looks/works on one set will be exactly the way it looks/works on
> another setup, even under a different OS and browser.

Which should be the user's choice. How do you go about providing for
people with poor eyesight and people browsing on their PVRs like I do?

> And, once
> again, Flash is smaller.

No, not always.

> with a greater level of cross
> compatibility.

Did you really just say that? Did you actually say flash has a wider
cross-compatibility than plain HTML?

Yet again I am astounded by your unbelievable short-sightedness.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:09:57 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:13:46 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> *snicker*
>>>>
>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>> And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>> cannot use flash?
>> Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>> Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>> but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>> you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>
>> Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>> is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>> not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>> a nice median hit rate.
>>
>>>> Not to mention:
>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>>
>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>>> So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>> single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>> This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>> you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>> by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>> any significant impact at all on the overall size.
>
> Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
> white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
> possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
> achieved:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/protal.h tml
>
> 654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine

With probably at least 200 times more operating systems/browsers that
can view the text in a readable way.

- --
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:13:46 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:16:29 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 00:19:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>> "Steve" wrote in message
>> news:rtDOi.231$hR7.51@newsfe03.lga...
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>> THE SETUP...
>>>
>>>> I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>> THE DELIMA...
>>>
>>>> yer not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>>> a nice median hit rate.
>> hit send by accident
>>
>> QUE THE LAUGHTER...
>>
>> 500,000 (hits/month) /
>> 30 (days/month) =
>> 16,667 (hits/day)
>>
>> 86,400 (sec/day) /
>> 16,667 (hits/day) =
>> 5.814 (hits/sec)
>>
>> sorry for the garble on the previous post. ;)
>
> ...um, that's like ALL of your posts you fuckwit!
>
>> now, at 16,667 hits per day, what would be your length of time you would
>> consider to be between startPeak and endPeak? cuz, now matter how you break
>> it down, you still end up with very small numbers of hits per
>> second...unless you say your peak is 60 seconds long.
>
> What I would "consider" or what you would "consider" has
> abso-fuckin-lutely no bearing on REALITY what-so-fuckin-evar,
> Sunshine.

Provide some 'reality' numbers that you've calculated then =]

> Not unless you've been phonin up Miss Cleo and she's been
> givin you the numbers you keep pullin out of yer r-tarded ass.

The numbers certainly seem to add up to me.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:16:29 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:18:01 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?

If you were getting 500,000 hits / hour you must've pissed off someone
with a lot of network power.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:18:01 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:21:44 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Further, your stupid ass actually LIED about the size of your
> rendition. A quick copy and paste of yer source code shows the
> overall size of your rendition to be 1.47 Kilobytes.

Probably because you didn't realise that your current text editor is
turning tabs into spaces... I can assure you that my first figure was
correct.

> If I had tried
> to cheat like you and went ONLY with the part that's achieving the
> portal design, then my rendition would only be 94 bytes, nearly EIGHT
> HUNDRED PERCENT smaller than "your" bloat code.

Yet the header overhead of loading 94 would make that a rather pointless
endeavour.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:21:44 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 17:26:21 von Brendan Gillatt

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Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
more than you when it comes to web-design?

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 20:53:59 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
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>
>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>more than you when it comes to web-design?

Actually I rather just enjoyed the idea of you wasting two or three
hours of your worthless life typing out a 900 line posts that I won't
ever even read. If that thought stops being so amusing I'll consider
reading/replying to it. But really, I doubt there's anything in there
aside from your usual miscomprehension, lies, bullshit and pathetic
attempts at creating strawmen.

See the thing of it is, Brendan, I found a picture of you:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_b rendangillatt.jpg

....yeah. And ever since I've seen that picture...I just...I just
can't seem to take you seriously...at all. Maybe it's the fact that
you look like yer still in middle school with a prepub, peach fuzz,
scrote hair "mustache", or maybe it's those precious little baby girl
freckles you're sportin, I dunno, but just knowing that you REALLY ARE
some tweenage muppet fuck whose tryin to rip off someone else's
blogger board...yeah...don't bother me kid, I get "grown up" things to
do.

Oh and before that pedophile Stevie jumps in tryin to slurp yer virgin
ass and steal yer black cherry, no, I'm not contradicting what I said
about age in that other post, it's just I'm drawing the line at fuckin
puberty. If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped I don't wanna be
hearing about your "incredible insights" (read incredible stupidity)
about the world of web development.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:05:49 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:09:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:32:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>
>>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>>>
>>>>> Not to mention:
>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
>>>>> thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
>>>>> college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
>>>>> the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
>>>>> SLAPPED for it.
>>
>>>> Oh wait, sorry, my bad. Did I say 280 bytes? Silly me, using default
>>>> object names. *alters object names* There we go, now it's 270 bytes!
>>>> ^_^
>>>>
>>>> One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
>>>> custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
>>>> which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving.
>>
>>> Sure it is - I know for a fact it can do so on a Solaris graphics
>>> workstation. Can flash do that? Ummmm.....
>>
>> You don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're babbling about, do
>> you? Tell us, how ~exactly~ is it that your HTML code is magically
>> embedding fonts into itself? Show us the code, Goober! LOL, this
>> should be good for a laugh or six.
>>
>> And as for the anti-aliasing...um, that has nothing to do with the
>> operating system directly so much as it has to deal with the browser
>> and no browser I'm aware of has proper font-antialiasing (mostly cause
>> it's seen as being too resource heavy, so they simply don't support
>> it). In Flash you have the option to turn on and off anti-aliasing
>> not only on the Flash file as a whole, but individual objects within
>> the Flash construct can be dynamically set for anti-aliasing.

>Ah I see where you're comprehension is failing.

And here's his backpedal, get ready for it folks!

>The font that a website
>is displayed in should be up to the users to decide - why shouldn't
>they? Their is no way that flash gives a user choice. And anti-aliasing?
>That's also the user's choice.

If you wanted to give your users a choice, you could, it'd be very
simple. You uh, you DO know that you can style Flash with CSS in the
same way that you can HTML, right Junior?

>Flash does one sort of ant-aliasing - grayscale. It doesn't have support
>at all for sub-pixel anti aliasing which is far, f

WRONG!

It has sub-pixel anti-aliasing when you use "best" quality.

>> And, once
>> again, Flash is smaller.

>No, not always.

This coming from the stupid fuckin retarded prepub who just got his
ass blistered over trying make a similar claim (or did you forget
about your EIGHT HUNDRED PERCENT LARGER site size already). I mean,
what is it with you, are you TRYING to get yer ass blistered? What
are you lacking a father figure in your life and you're trying to use
me to fill that role?

>> with a greater level of cross
>> compatibility.

>Did you really just say that? Did you actually say flash has a wider
>cross-compatibility than plain HTML?

Depends on how "plain" you mean. HTML's inherent flaw is that the way
it looks on one browser/OS is often NOT the way it will look on
another. It's that inconsistency which makes it non cross-compatible.
Just because you can take a square peg and rip it all up into little
pieces doesn't mean that it fits in a round hole, cause what yer
gettin out on the other end ain't a square peg...it's retarded
bullshit, that's all you're getting. Flash is more cross compatible
in that what in looks like on one machine/browser is pretty much
exactly the way it's going to look on another machine/browser.

Your deficient line of thinking is to sacrifice design, usability and
stability for miniscule market gains. It's sort of like Pepsi could
probably make a whole fuckin lot more cans and get them to more people
around the world if they just skipped the whole "cola" thing and
filled their cans with tap water...but uh...it wouldn't be Pepsi then,
now would it, you stupid goober.

>Yet again I am astounded by your unbelievable short-sightedness.

This from the retard who thinks he can embed fonts into HTML code.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:05:49 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:10:31 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:13:46 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>
>>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>> And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>>> cannot use flash?
>>> Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>>> Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>>> but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>>> you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>>
>>> Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>>> is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>>> not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>> a nice median hit rate.
>>>
>>>>> Not to mention:
>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>>>> So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>>> single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>>> This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>>> you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>>> by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>>> any significant impact at all on the overall size.
>>
>> Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
>> white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
>> possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
>> achieved:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/protal.h tml
>>
>> 654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine
>
>With probably at least 200 times more operating systems/browsers that
>can view the text in a readable way.

Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.

Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
produce more for more people.

BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
ASSumptions you made? Hopefully you'll learn something from your
spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
from the Barney generation, so maybe not. Hell yer generation is so
fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
potty train by the age of six.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:10:31 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:12:43 von Steve

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
>
> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
> assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
> more than you when it comes to web-design?

he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll throw
bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that out-of-site is
out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting
it off with ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
his rantings.

the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he vents
here. sad really.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:15:12 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> wrote:
>
>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>
>oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K hits is
>all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even within
>the same hour.

Are you sure, Stupid? Cause the little boy you've been molesting up
the ass with your tongue was able to formulate a scenario in which it
was more than probable to get an extremely high number of hits in a
very short time frame. I guess he knows more than you, huh? Of
course, since you know nothing, I guess that's not really saying much,
huh? ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:15:12 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:17:33 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
>in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>> Hash: SHA1
>>
>>
>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>> assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>> more than you when it comes to web-design?
>
>he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll throw
>bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that out-of-site is
>out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting
>it off with ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>his rantings.
>
>the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he vents
>here. sad really.

Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...you don't. And
really, that's all that matters. You can bluster the fuck on all you
like about post counts, getting the last word in, and pulling shit out
of yer ass so inane that it just winds up ignored by your
betters...but that won't EVER change the fact that YOU HAVE NOTHING.
And you never will either. *shrugs*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:28:26 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>> wrote in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>
>>>
>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition
>>> of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a
>>> damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>
>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>> embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll
>> throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that
>> out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's
>> ignoring your point by cutting it off with ''...which
>> i've started to do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>
>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>> vents here. sad really.
>
> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...

A fan site about the Care Bears?

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:35:46 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:rmkng3pud9pfgeigbkuoi7vkhra9b1uh14@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>>news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>> wrote:
>>
>>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>>
>>oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K hits
>>is
>>all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even
>>within
>>the same hour.
>
> Are you s

yawn

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:35:46 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:37:59 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>Hash: SHA1
>>
>>
>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>
> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped

ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
steve-addict now too?

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:38:42 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:vqkng31v3mpko3inl7q8lpf98r63ahc36b@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
>>in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>
>>>
>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>> assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>> more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>
>>he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>>embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll throw
>>bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that out-of-site is
>>out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>cutting
>>it off with ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>his rantings.
>>
>>the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he vents
>>here. sad really.
>
> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...you don't. And
> really, that's all that matters. You can bluster the fuck on all you
> like about post counts, getting the last word in, and pulling shit out
> of yer ass so inane that it just winds up ignored by your
> betters...but that won't EVER change the fact that YOU HAVE NOTHING.
> And you never will either. *shrugs*

yawn

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:39:12 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>> wrote in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition
>>>> of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a
>>>> damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>
>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>>> embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll
>>> throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that
>>> out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's
>>> ignoring your point by cutting it off with ''...which
>>> i've started to do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>
>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>> vents here. sad really.
>>
>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>
> A fan site about the Care Bears?

exactly. and no client list either. ;^)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:41:08 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>> wrote in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition
>>>> of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a
>>>> damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>
>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>>> embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll
>>> throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that
>>> out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's
>>> ignoring your point by cutting it off with ''...which
>>> i've started to do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>
>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>> vents here. sad really.
>>
>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>
>A fan site about the Care Bears?

One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:42:46 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:37:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>
>>>
>>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>
>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped
>
>ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
>steve-addict now too?

Stevie the wonder retard is now claiming that he invented the phrase
"balls dropped". Wow, yer *SO* cool, Stevie, tell us, did you also
invents the Internet tubes?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:43:21 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:35:46 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>yawn

You're pretty tired after molesting little boys, huh Stevie?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:43:21 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 21:58:53 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>> wrote in
>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>
>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>> rantings.
>>>>
>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>
>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>
>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>
> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.

LOL

My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't think
my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.

I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed that
phat-kid look.

No wonder you're into the Care Bears.

Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:00:49 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>> wrote in
>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>
>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>> so he
>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>
>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>
>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>
> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)

Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box blog crap
too.
Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's like, big
time programming huh?

Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.

LOL

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:12:18 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:0emng31djog28l10fmhcakb29gpb05ph1v@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:35:46 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>yawn
>
> You're pretty

thanks...just not interested.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:12:18 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:0emng31djog28l10fmhcakb29gpb05ph1v@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:35:46 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>yawn
>
> You're pretty

thanks...just not interested.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:14:17 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:rbmng315m1qk1b32d1vn39lm7rjonf5taa@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:37:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>
>>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped
>>
>>ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
>>steve-addict now too?
>
> Stevie the wonder retard is now claiming that he invented the phrase
> "balls dropped". Wow, yer *SO* cool, Stevie, tell us, did you also
> invents the Internet tubes?

it's remarkable that we've dialoged for so long, then, i use the
phrase...and find it regurgitated on the same day, two posts after.

any other phrases i should use to help your waning material?

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:15:04 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bdd64$0$14079$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Steve wrote:
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>> that so he
>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>
>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>
>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>
>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>
> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box blog crap
> too.
> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's like, big
> time programming huh?
>
> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.

and better.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:18:21 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>
>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>
>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>
>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>
>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>
> LOL
>
> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't
> think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>
> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed that
> phat-kid look.
>
> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>
> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?

the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you say
freud?

did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace? 5'11 /
atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description? how hard did you
laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or out-and-out lying about
everything.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:21:14 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470bdd64$0$14079$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss
>>>>>> about that so he
>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>
>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>
>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box
>> blog crap too.
>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's
>> like, big time programming huh?
>>
>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>
> and better.

ROFL

Backwater Productions

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:26:41 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so
>>>>>> he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>
>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>
>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>> that phat-kid look.
>>
>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>
>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>
> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you
> say freud?
>
> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace?
> 5'11 / atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description?
> how hard did you laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or
> out-and-out lying about everything.

Of course he is.
The OMH thing's got a hold of him.
One day, he woke up to find his "other", so much more interesting, he
dropped the real life stuff.

I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to swear,
then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 22:46:17 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470be374$0$14083$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Steve wrote:
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so
>>>>>>> he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>
>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>
>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>
>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>
>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>
>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>
>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you
>> say freud?
>>
>> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace?
>> 5'11 / atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description?
>> how hard did you laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or
>> out-and-out lying about everything.
>
> Of course he is.
> The OMH thing's got a hold of him.
> One day, he woke up to find his "other", so much more interesting, he
> dropped the real life stuff.
>
> I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
> Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to swear,
> then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.

me thinks the girlies still have the same repultion to OMH as they did we
they were that age too.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 23:34:25 von Drew

Steve wrote:

> ah...that's why you live in a apartment. gotcha. i see.

Actually he lives with his Mom and works as a greeter at Wal-Mart. See
he was living in Walla Walla, but his grandmother got sick and moved
with his Mom to Grant's Pass, OR while she took care of her. While there
he worked at Dairy Queen. Well, sadly she passed away and within a few
weeks moved back to Walla Walla. Either he lives and mooches off of his
Mother or his family entrusted him to responsible for his ailing
grandmother.

Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 23:34:25 von Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 23:48:45 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:58:53 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>
>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>
>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>
>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>
>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>
>LOL
>
>My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't think
>my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.

Oh so you're just moochin off mom and dad, eh? LOL, no wonder you're
so pathetic, you have no idea at all what it's like to EARN a living.

>I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed that
>phat-kid look.

I understand you like to randomly make shit up about me cause you have
a small penis.

>No wonder you're into the Care Bears.

I'm "into" the Care Bears, huh? I suppose you think I'm "into" Yoga
and Cell Biology too, huh Stupid? *nods*

>Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?

Actually it was a gift for my God daughter, you stupid prick, not that
you have any idea what it's like to raise kids.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 23:53:12 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>
>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't
>> think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>
>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed that
>> phat-kid look.
>>
>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>
>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>
>the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you say
>freud?

Can you say, "retard"?

Free cl00 dipshit, if I was an infantilism there's no possible way
that I could also be a pedophile...I mean that's like accusing a black
man of being a member of the KKK...it's THAT stupid.

>did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace? 5'11 /
>atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description? how hard did you
>laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or out-and-out lying about
>everything.

Why don't you come the fuck on over and see how athletic I am, Junior,
my address isn't exactly some big sekrat. I mean if you're *SO* sure
of yourself and if you think you're Gods gift to female attraction,
hell, you should have *NO* problem at all stepin it the fuck
up...well, unless of course you look like your little friend Brendan:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_b rendangillatt.jpg

....and I highly suspect that you do, child.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 23:54:52 von Steve

"Drew" wrote in message
news:470bf3d8$0$11000$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Steve wrote:
>
>
>> ah...that's why you live in a apartment. gotcha. i see.
>
> Actually he lives with his Mom and works as a greeter at Wal-Mart. See he
> was living in Walla Walla, but his grandmother got sick and moved with his
> Mom to Grant's Pass, OR while she took care of her. While there he worked
> at Dairy Queen. Well, sadly she passed away and within a few weeks moved
> back to Walla Walla. Either he lives and mooches off of his Mother or his
> family entrusted him to responsible for his ailing grandmother.

i had gleaned that much, but with the addtional note that he lost his job at
dq for being caught beating off on the job...literally.

as for 'sadly she passed away', i can only say that you are very forgiving
of OMH. have you seen his posts under another nym? some usenet poster whom
he didn't get along with (hard to believe, eh) had quit responding to it
(omh/malkavian)...just dropped off the face of the earth. after months of
trying, with all the vulgarity it could muster, to get said poster to
engage, someone else said she had cancer and died. to which omh said things
like 'great', 'who cares', 'doesnt matter to me' and worse.

while he is a sad little man in blue glasses, i'm glad to see most others
are still human. omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is,
it's not a costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to be
a costume hiding what is underneath...so he doesn't get his ass kicked
everyday like it probably did in grade school.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 09.10.2007 23:54:52 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:00:08 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:58:53 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so
>>>>>> he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>
>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>
> Oh so you're just moochin off mom and dad, eh? LOL, no wonder you're
> so pathetic, you have no idea at all what it's like to EARN a living.

Moochin? I guess so if that's the new moniker for an inheritance.

>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>> that phat-kid look.
>
> I understand you like to randomly make shit up about me cause you have
> a small penis.

Yep. Very.

>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>
> I'm "into" the Care Bears, huh? I suppose you think I'm "into" Yoga
> and Cell Biology too, huh Stupid? *nods*

Nah. I was guessing the Care Bears knowing cellular biology would be way
above your head.

>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>
> Actually it was a gift for my God daughter, you stupid prick, not that
> you have any idea what it's like to raise kids.

I've raised two.

Isn't it time you got off your god daughter and tried to find a woman?

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:05:40 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>
>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>
>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>
>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>
>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>
>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>
>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you
>> say freud?
>
> Can you say, "retard"?

Onideus

Well, I came close.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:05:52 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>
>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>
>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't
>>> think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>
>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed that
>>> phat-kid look.
>>>
>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>
>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>
>>the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you say
>>freud?
>
> Can you say

did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm just not
listening.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:22:04 von Fred Doyle

Steve wrote:

> omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is,
> it's not a costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to be
> a costume hiding what is underneath...

And it costs him in his real life. For example, he posted about a job
interview he went for. Upon going into the interview, he encountered an
HR person form another job with whom he had gotten into an email flame
war. Needless to say, he hasn't posted back about getting the job and he
still works at WalMart.

He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it,
who hasn't had a date in more than a decade and loves talking about
homosexual acts yet can't face that side of himself, works at WalMart as
a stock clerk and has to post about how he's helping them develop an new
digital inventory system to feel good about that, and doesn't see that
it fools no one but himself.

But what's truly sad, however, is the time that gets wasted and clutter
created as a result of his posts.

--
Fred Doyle

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:22:04 von Fred Doyle

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:26:08 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>> wrote:
>>>
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it
>>>>>>>> obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with
>>>>>>>> ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>>>>>>> his rantings.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>
>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>>
>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>
>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>
>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>
>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>> you say freud?
>>
>> Can you say
>
> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm just
> not listening.

nah

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:27:39 von Steve

"Fred Doyle" wrote in message
news:470bff0a$0$26356$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Steve wrote:
>
>
>> omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is, it's not a
>> costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to be a
>> costume hiding what is underneath...
>
> And it costs him in his real life. For example, he posted about a job
> interview he went for. Upon going into the interview, he encountered an HR
> person form another job with whom he had gotten into an email flame war.
> Needless to say, he hasn't posted back about getting the job and he still
> works at WalMart.
>
> He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it, who
> hasn't had a date in more than a decade and loves talking about homosexual
> acts yet can't face that side of himself, works at WalMart as a stock
> clerk and has to post about how he's helping them develop an new digital
> inventory system to feel good about that, and doesn't see that it fools no
> one but himself.
>
> But what's truly sad, however, is the time that gets wasted and clutter
> created as a result of his posts.

agreed.

i even wonder if he can spell the name of the db system walmart uses. plus,
were he helping them develop anything, he'd have moved to bentonville by
now. unless contracted, that's where *all* of their developers *have* to
live. ;^)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:27:39 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:28:55 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Steve wrote:
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it
>>>>>>>>> obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with
>>>>>>>>> ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>>>>>>>> his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>>>
>>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>>
>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>
>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>> you say freud?
>>>
>>> Can you say
>>
>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm just
>> not listening.
>
> nah

hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry about now.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:36:39 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's
>>>>>>>>>> a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your
>>>>>>>>>> points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes
>>>>>>>>>> it obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off
>>>>>>>>>> with ''...which i've started to do in turn with
>>>>>>>>>> most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to
>>>>>> shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>
>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>
>>>> Can you say
>>>
>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm just
>>> not listening.
>>
>> nah
>
> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
> about now.

Him too.
It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.

ooooooooooooooooooo

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:38:49 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470c01ea$0$14110$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Steve wrote:
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's
>>>>>>>>>>> a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your
>>>>>>>>>>> points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes
>>>>>>>>>>> it obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off
>>>>>>>>>>> with ''...which i've started to do in turn with
>>>>>>>>>>> most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to
>>>>>>> shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>
>>>>> Can you say
>>>>
>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm just
>>>> not listening.
>>>
>>> nah
>>
>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>> about now.
>
> Him too.
> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.

i'm not so sure. the way he talks about cock and with such frequency, the
only way i fear that would interest him is if she wore a strap on, and then
gave him the fat one. either way, she's f.u.c.k.e.d ! look who her gawd
pappa is.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 00:47:49 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470c01ea$0$14110$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>> or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>>>>>>>>>>> cutting it off with ''...which i've started to
>>>>>>>>>>>> do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that
>>>>>>>> I don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still
>>>>>>>> trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>
>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>
>>>> nah
>>>
>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>> about now.
>>
>> Him too.
>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>
> i'm not so sure. the way he talks about cock and with such frequency,
> the only way i fear that would interest him is if she wore a strap
> on, and then gave him the fat one. either way, she's f.u.c.k.e.d !
> look who her gawd pappa is.

no shit, huh?
It's like, once the realization sets in, here comes another teen suicide
statistic.

It's a shame really. You gotta have a license to drive a car, a license to
even have a pet, but any stoopid mufu can take on a kid.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 01:36:11 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470c0488$0$14136$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Steve wrote:
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470c01ea$0$14110$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cutting it off with ''...which i've started to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that
>>>>>>>>> I don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still
>>>>>>>>> trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>>
>>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>>
>>>>> nah
>>>>
>>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>>> about now.
>>>
>>> Him too.
>>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>>
>> i'm not so sure. the way he talks about cock and with such frequency,
>> the only way i fear that would interest him is if she wore a strap
>> on, and then gave him the fat one. either way, she's f.u.c.k.e.d !
>> look who her gawd pappa is.
>
> no shit, huh?
> It's like, once the realization sets in, here comes another teen suicide
> statistic.
>
> It's a shame really. You gotta have a license to drive a car, a license to
> even have a pet, but any stoopid mufu can take on a kid.

rather darwinistic, isn't it?

if her parents are not bright enough to steer clear of maggots like it, much
less make it their progeny's gawd it, then there will ultimately be less of
those people to make the same mistake as the generations pass.

that should hold true since i don't think she'd yet be a teenager, since it
is 27. it will hit her about the time she can start breed'n. she'll off
herself before she breeds.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 01:51:20 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470c0488$0$14136$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470c01ea$0$14110$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your point by cutting it off with ''...which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i've started to do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough
>>>>>>>>>> that I don't think my kids will even have to worry about
>>>>>>>>>> making ends meet. I understand you're still living with Mom
>>>>>>>>>> and still trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism.
>>>>>>>>> can you say freud?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> nah
>>>>>
>>>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>>>> about now.
>>>>
>>>> Him too.
>>>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>>>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>>>
>>> i'm not so sure. the way he talks about cock and with such
>>> frequency, the only way i fear that would interest him is if she
>>> wore a strap on, and then gave him the fat one. either way, she's
>>> f.u.c.k.e.d ! look who her gawd pappa is.
>>
>> no shit, huh?
>> It's like, once the realization sets in, here comes another teen
>> suicide statistic.
>>
>> It's a shame really. You gotta have a license to drive a car, a
>> license to even have a pet, but any stoopid mufu can take on a kid.
>
> rather darwinistic, isn't it?
>
> if her parents are not bright enough to steer clear of maggots like
> it, much less make it their progeny's gawd it, then there will
> ultimately be less of those people to make the same mistake as the
> generations pass.
> that should hold true since i don't think she'd yet be a teenager,
> since it is 27. it will hit her about the time she can start breed'n.
> she'll off herself before she breeds.

thank gawd

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 03:35:02 von Drew

Fred Doyle wrote:
> Steve wrote:
>
>
>> omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is, it's not a
>> costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to be a
>> costume hiding what is underneath...
>
> And it costs him in his real life. For example, he posted about a job
> interview he went for. Upon going into the interview, he encountered an
> HR person form another job with whom he had gotten into an email flame
> war. Needless to say, he hasn't posted back about getting the job and he
> still works at WalMart.
>
> He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it,
> who hasn't had a date in more than a decade and loves talking about
> homosexual acts yet can't face that side of himself, works at WalMart as
> a stock clerk and has to post about how he's helping them develop an new
> digital inventory system to feel good about that, and doesn't see that
> it fools no one but himself.
>
> But what's truly sad, however, is the time that gets wasted and clutter
> created as a result of his posts.
>
>
Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
reason I follow such is to witness such delights.

BTW. Looks like both our teams are teetering on mediocrity. What say you
that if both our teams finish at 500 or below we call off the bet out of
shame?

Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 03:35:02 von Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 03:36:08 von Drew

Steve wrote:

> i even wonder if he can spell the name of the db system walmart uses. plus,
> were he helping them develop anything, he'd have moved to bentonville by
> now. unless contracted, that's where *all* of their developers *have* to
> live. ;^)
>
>

Steve, have you seen this:
http://hardware.mcse.ms/archive84-2005-1-142004.html ?

A fun read.

Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 03:36:08 von Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 04:13:04 von Fred Doyle

Drew wrote:

> Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
> find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
> reason I follow such is to witness such delights.
>
> BTW. Looks like both our teams are teetering on mediocrity. What say you
> that if both our teams finish at 500 or below we call off the bet out of
> shame?
>
> Drew

Actually, I only picked up on the thread on seeing your post. I can't
say I've read of followed it. (Who has THAT much time). I don't know
much about what was said about Matt in the thread, but I have to wonder
does the boy have any supporters on Usenet, anywhere? If he does, I'd
love to see just one person speak up and say that Matt's posts have any
level of value and explain what it is.

As far as the Giants go, I said before the season they were a 500 ball
club, and they will be lucky to get that record. Last week, the
announcers were talking about them being 6-2 at the half-way point. Even
as loyal a fan as I am, I had to laugh. I'm not ready to give up on my
guys yet, but there's a prediction I'd like to bet against.

I was sorry to see Delhomme got hurt, but Carolina has credible back-up.

I may send you some Oscar's either way. Its a real treat. The jerky is
great and the bacon is better.

--
Fred Doyle

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 04:13:04 von Fred Doyle

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:34 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:05:40 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>
>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>>
>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>
>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>
>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>
>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you
>>> say freud?
>>
>> Can you say, "retard"?
>
>Onideus
>
>Well, I came close.

Yeah what with how often you keep following up my posts looking for a
little Hatter attention, you retard.

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with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:34 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 17:05:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>di

What's the sound of one cock slapping your face, Grasshopper?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:34 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:00:49 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Steve wrote:
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>> so he
>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>
>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>
>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>
>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>
>Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box blog crap
>too.
>Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's like, big
>time programming huh?
>
>Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>
>LOL

Then let's see 'em, Junior! Or is talking shit all the better you can
do? And really, it's not as if you can bitch about the time it would
take seeing as how you spend ALL FUCKIN DAY LONG replying to my posts
with all your posturing, bloated bullshit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:34 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:26:08 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Steve wrote:
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it
>>>>>>>>> obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with
>>>>>>>>> ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>>>>>>>> his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>>>
>>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>>
>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>
>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>> you say freud?
>>>
>>> Can you say
>>
>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm just
>> not listening.
>
>nah

You two slurpy bitches really ought to get a room already.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:35 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:12:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>>>yawn

>>You're pretty tired after molesting little boys, huh Stevie?

>thanks...just not interested.

Oh I see, I'm not young enough for you, eh? You like 'em best when
their balls haven't dropped yet.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:35 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:35 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:15:04 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bdd64$0$14079$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>> that so he
>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>
>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>
>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box blog crap
>> too.
>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's like, big
>> time programming huh?
>>
>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>
>and better.

Then let's see 'em, Fruitloop! Come on now, you ran at the mouth, now
back it up. You have until 3:30 pm tomorrow to make good on yer
bullshit or yer ass is blistered across my knee once again.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:35 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:14:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:rbmng315m1qk1b32d1vn39lm7rjonf5taa@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:37:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>>>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>>>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>
>>>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped
>>>
>>>ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
>>>steve-addict now too?
>>
>> Stevie the wonder retard is now claiming that he invented the phrase
>> "balls dropped". Wow, yer *SO* cool, Stevie, tell us, did you also
>> invents the Internet tubes?
>
>it's re

Tell us moar about when you invented the Internet with Al Gore, you
stupid fuckshit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:36 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:36:39 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Steve wrote:
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's
>>>>>>>>>>> a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your
>>>>>>>>>>> points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes
>>>>>>>>>>> it obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off
>>>>>>>>>>> with ''...which i've started to do in turn with
>>>>>>>>>>> most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to
>>>>>>> shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>
>>>>> Can you say
>>>>
>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm just
>>>> not listening.
>>>
>>> nah
>>
>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>> about now.
>
>Him too.
>It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>
>
>ooooooooooooooooooo

You sound pretty pedo to me, Downs.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:36 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:21:33 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>i just read "i'm sorry", i agre

Yes, your attention span isn't very good, is it Retard?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:36 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 18:36:11 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470c0488$0$14136$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470c01ea$0$14110$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cutting it off with ''...which i've started to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that
>>>>>>>>>> I don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still
>>>>>>>>>> trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> nah
>>>>>
>>>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>>>> about now.
>>>>
>>>> Him too.
>>>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>>>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>>>
>>> i'm not so sure. the way he talks about cock and with such frequency,
>>> the only way i fear that would interest him is if she wore a strap
>>> on, and then gave him the fat one. either way, she's f.u.c.k.e.d !
>>> look who her gawd pappa is.
>>
>> no shit, huh?
>> It's like, once the realization sets in, here comes another teen suicide
>> statistic.
>>
>> It's a shame really. You gotta have a license to drive a car, a license to
>> even have a pet, but any stoopid mufu can take on a kid.
>
>rather darwinistic, isn't it?
>
>if her parents are not bright enough to steer clear of maggots like it, much
>less make it their progeny's gawd it, then there will ultimately be less of
>those people to make the same mistake as the generations pass.

You know serial killers often like to describe people as "it"...kinda
telling, eh Dribbles? Tell us, how many kids have you raped and
killed? Or are you still just into torturing small animals for fun?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:37 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:36:08 -0400, Drew
wrote:

>Steve wrote:
>
>
>> i even wonder if he can spell the name of the db system walmart uses. plus,
>> were he helping them develop anything, he'd have moved to bentonville by
>> now. unless contracted, that's where *all* of their developers *have* to
>> live. ;^)
>>
>>
>
>Steve, have you seen this:
>http://hardware.mcse.ms/archive84-2005-1-142004.html ?
>
>A fun read.

Yeah, fun if you're a Hatter addict needing a little "comfort time".
LOL Fiction can be fun, eh Dribbles?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:37 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:13:04 -0400, Fred Doyle
wrote:

>Drew wrote:
>
>> Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
>> find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
>> reason I follow such is to witness such delights.
>>
>> BTW. Looks like both our teams are teetering on mediocrity. What say you
>> that if both our teams finish at 500 or below we call off the bet out of
>> shame?
>>
>> Drew
>
>Actually, I only picked up on the thread on seeing your post. I can't
>say I've read of followed it. (Who has THAT much time). I don't know
>much about what was said about Matt in the thread, but I have to wonder
>does the boy have any supporters on Usenet, anywhere? If he does, I'd
>love to see just one person speak up and say that Matt's posts have any
>level of value and explain what it is.

No, you really wouldn't actually, cause then you'd be faced with
dealing with the horrible nightmare that all your pathetic delusions
are, well, just that, delusions.

For fun though, here's a few links:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=lkdpc.5328%24XI4.192371%40 news.xtra.co.nz
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=c58roq%245af%241%40newsg3. svr.pol.co.uk
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/aa483 f5766bb7205
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/37e75 76fa0e8a9ad
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.troll/msg/f05fb514c651f41 e

Normally for those that support me I encourage them to avoid getting
into debates with lessers like yourself, because you'll often attack
them thinking that it'll allow you to get at me. Pretty much all of
those who support me know full well that I certainly don't need any
backup in ripping apart pathetic little fools like yourself and that
more often than not they would just be getting in the way.

>As far as the Giants go, I said before the season they were a 500 ball
>club, and they will be lucky to get that record. Last week, the
>announcers were talking about them being 6-2 at the half-way point. Even
>as loyal a fan as I am, I had to laugh. I'm not ready to give up on my
>guys yet, but there's a prediction I'd like to bet against.
>
>I was sorry to see Delhomme got hurt, but Carolina has credible back-up.
>
>I may send you some Oscar's either way. Its a real treat. The jerky is
>great and the bacon is better.

Made fresh from his mom's skin peelings! Mmmm, mmmm, good!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:37 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:35:02 -0400, Drew
wrote:

>Fred Doyle wrote:
>> Steve wrote:
>>
>>
>>> omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is, it's not a
>>> costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to be a
>>> costume hiding what is underneath...
>>
>> And it costs him in his real life. For example, he posted about a job
>> interview he went for. Upon going into the interview, he encountered an
>> HR person form another job with whom he had gotten into an email flame
>> war. Needless to say, he hasn't posted back about getting the job and he
>> still works at WalMart.
>>
>> He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it,
>> who hasn't had a date in more than a decade and loves talking about
>> homosexual acts yet can't face that side of himself, works at WalMart as
>> a stock clerk and has to post about how he's helping them develop an new
>> digital inventory system to feel good about that, and doesn't see that
>> it fools no one but himself.
>>
>> But what's truly sad, however, is the time that gets wasted and clutter
>> created as a result of his posts.
>>
>>
>Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
>find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
>reason I follow such is to witness such delights.

Translation: you're both a couple of terminal Hatter addicts.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:37 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:37 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:37 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:43 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:46:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470be374$0$14083$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so
>>>>>>>> he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>
>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>>
>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>
>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>
>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>
>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you
>>> say freud?
>>>
>>> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace?
>>> 5'11 / atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description?
>>> how hard did you laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or
>>> out-and-out lying about everything.
>>
>> Of course he is.
>> The OMH thing's got a hold of him.
>> One day, he woke up to find his "other", so much more interesting, he
>> dropped the real life stuff.
>>
>> I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
>> Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to swear,
>> then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.
>
>me thinks the girlies still have the same repultion to OMH as they did we
>they were that age too.

Tell us about the girls who run away from you, Pimples. While you're
at it you can start crying and tell us all about how much I remind you
of those mean, nasty jocks who slam you into your locker everyday.
^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:43 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:11:23 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>I think I'm going to try and shove a baseball bat up my ass today.

....uh, that's great, Stevie.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:43 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:44 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:38:42 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...you don't. And
>> really, that's all that matters. You can bluster the fuck on all you
>> like about post counts, getting the last word in, and pulling shit out
>> of yer ass so inane that it just winds up ignored by your
>> betters...but that won't EVER change the fact that YOU HAVE NOTHING.
>> And you never will either. *shrugs*

>yawn

It's your bed time already, huh Kiddo? Well, let's go get yer Pampers
changed and then we'll put you down for the night, mmmkay?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:44 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:15:40 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
>guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed simply
>makes up shit

*Hatter leans back and basks in the incredible irony.*

....it's just so...pure...and radiant! Yer like the fuckin irony fairy
or something, Stevie boi! Hell you better be careful before someone
gets the wrong idea and starts a strip mine on the back of yer fat
ass.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:45 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:47:49 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>> i want to have u r babies 'G'!

>no shit?

....ewww, keep it in private email you fags.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:46 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:21:14 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>ROFL
>
>
>
>
> Backwater Productions
>

....I think you need to be retarded to find that funny.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:46 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:26:41 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
>Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to swear,
>then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.

....okay now that's just fuckin creepy. Seriously, keep yer cock in
yer pants and quit fantasizng yourself as a little girl, you
nasti-fag.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:46 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:56:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>> So you're saying there's no such proof because you claim there isn't,
>> right, gotcha, carry on, Loser.
>>
>> While you're at it why don't you run around and look REALLY stupid by
>> trying to claim that the earth isn't round. *nods*

>there is no proof the earth is round!

Good Stupid, now fetch!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:46 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:47 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:22:04 -0400, Fred Doyle
wrote:

>And it costs him in his real life. For example, he posted about a job
>interview he went for. Upon going into the interview, he encountered an
>HR person form another job with whom he had gotten into an email flame
>war. Needless to say, he hasn't posted back about getting the job and he
>still works at WalMart.

Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be tr00!

>He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it,

When your mom is dead...can you guess which one of us is going to be
more sad? ^_^

BTW you're far too young and naive to comprehend what I meant by that
statement...eventually though, when you're older, you will.

>who hasn't had a date in more than a decade

Yeah, like I'm gonna go around posting the names of all the girls I've
dated in my life. You dribbling retards would no doubt try to attack
them to try to "get back" at me.

>and loves talking about homosexual acts

You would need to be a man for my cock slapping you across your cunt
face to be a homosexual act, Fruitloop.

>yet can't face that side of himself, works at WalMart as
>a stock clerk and has to post about how he's helping them develop an new
>digital inventory system to feel good about that, and doesn't see that
>it fools no one but himself.

I think it's cute that you believe I have such a "need" to try and
convince you of anything. Personally I rather enjoy all your little
delusions about me, they really help to show off just how obsessed you
are with me.

>But what's truly sad, however, is the time that gets wasted and clutter
>created as a result of his posts.

What's TRULY sad, Freddyboi...is that you just crossed a line...the
same one Jerry did...the same one that caused this:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle

I'll give you one chance to apologize for your lies...then I'll do for
you what I did for Jerry. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:47 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:48 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:54:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>
>"Drew" wrote in message
>news:470bf3d8$0$11000$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> Steve wrote:
>>
>>
>>> ah...that's why you live in a apartment. gotcha. i see.
>>
>> Actually he lives with his Mom and works as a greeter at Wal-Mart. See he
>> was living in Walla Walla, but his grandmother got sick and moved with his
>> Mom to Grant's Pass, OR while she took care of her. While there he worked
>> at Dairy Queen. Well, sadly she passed away and within a few weeks moved
>> back to Walla Walla. Either he lives and mooches off of his Mother or his
>> family entrusted him to responsible for his ailing grandmother.
>
>i had gleaned that much, but with the addtional note that he lost his job at
>dq for being caught beating off on the job...literally.
>
>as for 'sadly she passed away', i can only say that you are very forgiving
>of OMH. have you seen his posts under another nym? some usenet poster whom
>he didn't get along with (hard to believe, eh) had quit responding to it
>(omh/malkavian)...just dropped off the face of the earth. after months of
>trying, with all the vulgarity it could muster, to get said poster to
>engage, someone else said she had cancer and died. to which omh said things
>like 'great', 'who cares', 'doesnt matter to me' and worse.
>
>while he is a sad little man in blue glasses, i'm glad to see most others
>are still human. omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is,
>it's not a costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to be
>a costume hiding what is underneath...so he doesn't get his ass kicked
>everyday like it probably did in grade school.

And Stevie once again shows off how fuckin clueless he is.

Just a lil FYI for ya...that girl Trinity...she was never actually
dying of a bone marrow disease, her and I tag teamed poor Rikijoke,
the wannabe hax0r. She pretended to be in love with him, then
pretended she was dying, then I pretended to attack her, and then she
dumped the poor fool and laughed at him...that last part being what
actually drove him offline completely.

Things are never what they seem online, Stevie...but you haven't
enough sense to comprehend that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 13:04:48 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 15:52:43 von Steve

"Drew" wrote in message
news:470c2c83$0$32512$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Steve wrote:
>
>
>> i even wonder if he can spell the name of the db system walmart uses.
>> plus, were he helping them develop anything, he'd have moved to
>> bentonville by now. unless contracted, that's where *all* of their
>> developers *have* to live. ;^)
>
> Steve, have you seen this:
> http://hardware.mcse.ms/archive84-2005-1-142004.html ?
>
> A fun read.

about a year ago the first time said tard showed up in alt.php. dumbass said
php sucked cuz he couldn't get some imaging thing to work...code he had
stolen/borrowed. it had bit masking and shifting. something completely lost
on the noob. i laughed my ass off when a 1 year experienced php developer
(his ownly language) explained what bits and bytes were...and then went on
to show tard how they are used. it took 10 more of us to shut him the fuck
up. once he got it, he disappeared for about a year. the silence was golden!
his embarrasment complete.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 15:52:43 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:01:42 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:f39pg3plojtfnu80ep3tdvp7us7111c3nr@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:13:04 -0400, Fred Doyle
> wrote:
>
>>Drew wrote:
>>
>>> Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
>>> find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
>>> reason I follow such is to witness such delights.
>>>
>>> BTW. Looks like both our teams are teetering on mediocrity. What say you
>>> that if both our teams finish at 500 or below we call off the bet out of
>>> shame?
>>>
>>> Drew
>>
>>Actually, I only picked up on the thread on seeing your post. I can't
>>say I've read of followed it. (Who has THAT much time). I don't know
>>much about what was said about Matt in the thread, but I have to wonder
>>does the boy have any supporters on Usenet, anywhere? If he does, I'd
>>love to see just one person speak up and say that Matt's posts have any
>>level of value and explain what it is.
>
> No, you really wouldn't actually, cause then you'd be faced with
> dealing with the horrible nightmare that all your pathetic delusions
> are, well, just that, delusions.
>
> For fun though, here's a few links:
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=lkdpc.5328%24XI4.192371%40 news.xtra.co.nz
> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=c58roq%245af%241%40newsg3. svr.pol.co.uk
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/aa483 f5766bb7205
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/37e75 76fa0e8a9ad
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.troll/msg/f05fb514c651f41 e

sad that you can only come up with 6 and none say anything about you NOT
being a troll or retard. they just didn't like the tactics of the person(s)
calling you out. what's even more funny is your first link...the one that
the 'supporter' said paraphrased, 'while none of it [your liquid shit] is
technically difficult...'. that's what we've been saying all along.

what's more sad is that you have to keep those links close at hand given the
thousands that exist that DO call you a troll, retard, fuckwit, etc.. and,
that's not even taking into account how many blogs have banned your ass
because you are an emotional cripple. dude, move outta your mommy's house,
leave walmart, and get a job developing software...then start bitching about
the rest of us who already ARE grown up and in the profession...backseat
driver!

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:01:42 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:03:32 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:lnbpg3dpltkjo26dv2qeopko40a97e14gg@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:54:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Drew" wrote in message
>>news:470bf3d8$0$11000$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> ah...that's why you live in a apartment. gotcha. i see.
>>>
>>> Actually he lives with his Mom and works as a greeter at Wal-Mart. See
>>> he
>>> was living in Walla Walla, but his grandmother got sick and moved with
>>> his
>>> Mom to Grant's Pass, OR while she took care of her. While there he
>>> worked
>>> at Dairy Queen. Well, sadly she passed away and within a few weeks moved
>>> back to Walla Walla. Either he lives and mooches off of his Mother or
>>> his
>>> family entrusted him to responsible for his ailing grandmother.
>>
>>i had gleaned that much, but with the addtional note that he lost his job
>>at
>>dq for being caught beating off on the job...literally.
>>
>>as for 'sadly she passed away', i can only say that you are very forgiving
>>of OMH. have you seen his posts under another nym? some usenet poster whom
>>he didn't get along with (hard to believe, eh) had quit responding to it
>>(omh/malkavian)...just dropped off the face of the earth. after months of
>>trying, with all the vulgarity it could muster, to get said poster to
>>engage, someone else said she had cancer and died. to which omh said
>>things
>>like 'great', 'who cares', 'doesnt matter to me' and worse.
>>
>>while he is a sad little man in blue glasses, i'm glad to see most others
>>are still human. omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is,
>>it's not a costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to
>>be
>>a costume hiding what is underneath...so he doesn't get his ass kicked
>>everyday like it probably did in grade school.
>
> And Stevie once again shows off how fuckin clueless he is.
>
> Just a lil FYI for ya...that girl Trinity...she was never actually
> dying of a bone marrow disease, her and I tag teamed poor Rikijoke,
> the wannabe hax0r. She pretended to be in love with him, then
> pretended she was dying, then I pretended to attack her, and then she
> dumped the poor fool and laughed at him...that last part being what
> actually drove him offline completely.

riiiight. i'd hate to believe that there are more psycho's out there than
you.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:03:32 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:05:49 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:0papg3d6km2t80ejrd4jl8oe5a8nll52d2@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:56:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>> So you're saying there's no such proof because you claim there isn't,
>>> right, gotcha, carry on, Loser.
>>>
>>> While you're at it why don't you run around and look REALLY stupid by
>>> trying to claim that the earth isn't round. *nods*
>
>>there is no proof the earth is round!
>
> Good Stupid, now fetch!

nice insert of the word 'no'. however the statement is STILL true. there IS
proof that the earth is unevenly spherical, slightly less distance between
the poles than at any opposing points on the equator.

try again fuckwit.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:05:49 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:05:53 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:03:32 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:lnbpg3dpltkjo26dv2qeopko40a97e14gg@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:54:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Drew" wrote in message
>>>news:470bf3d8$0$11000$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> ah...that's why you live in a apartment. gotcha. i see.
>>>>
>>>> Actually he lives with his Mom and works as a greeter at Wal-Mart. See
>>>> he
>>>> was living in Walla Walla, but his grandmother got sick and moved with
>>>> his
>>>> Mom to Grant's Pass, OR while she took care of her. While there he
>>>> worked
>>>> at Dairy Queen. Well, sadly she passed away and within a few weeks moved
>>>> back to Walla Walla. Either he lives and mooches off of his Mother or
>>>> his
>>>> family entrusted him to responsible for his ailing grandmother.
>>>
>>>i had gleaned that much, but with the addtional note that he lost his job
>>>at
>>>dq for being caught beating off on the job...literally.
>>>
>>>as for 'sadly she passed away', i can only say that you are very forgiving
>>>of OMH. have you seen his posts under another nym? some usenet poster whom
>>>he didn't get along with (hard to believe, eh) had quit responding to it
>>>(omh/malkavian)...just dropped off the face of the earth. after months of
>>>trying, with all the vulgarity it could muster, to get said poster to
>>>engage, someone else said she had cancer and died. to which omh said
>>>things
>>>like 'great', 'who cares', 'doesnt matter to me' and worse.
>>>
>>>while he is a sad little man in blue glasses, i'm glad to see most others
>>>are still human. omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is,
>>>it's not a costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to
>>>be
>>>a costume hiding what is underneath...so he doesn't get his ass kicked
>>>everyday like it probably did in grade school.
>>
>> And Stevie once again shows off how fuckin clueless he is.
>>
>> Just a lil FYI for ya...that girl Trinity...she was never actually
>> dying of a bone marrow disease, her and I tag teamed poor Rikijoke,
>> the wannabe hax0r. She pretended to be in love with him, then
>> pretended she was dying, then I pretended to attack her, and then she
>> dumped the poor fool and laughed at him...that last part being what
>> actually drove him offline completely.
>
>riiiight. i'd hate to believe that there are more psycho's out there than
>you.

You really know nothing of UPA, do you? That's good though, n00bs
like you make good targets.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:05:53 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:07:14 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:eu2og31b0dtmn9tl5m33cm8kpp5sgo64je@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:12:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>>>yawn
>
>>>You're pretty tired after molesting little boys, huh Stevie?
>
>>thanks...just not interested.
>
> Oh I see, I'm not young enough for you, eh? You like 'em best when
> their balls haven't dropped yet.

doesn't make sense. you fit both criterion. btw, still not interested even
though you're implying you are.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:07:14 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:08:20 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:9a0og35upvgqu8l5kv32j8apq4jof1u52v@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:14:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:rbmng315m1qk1b32d1vn39lm7rjonf5taa@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:37:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>>news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>>>>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>>>>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped
>>>>
>>>>ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
>>>>steve-addict now too?
>>>
>>> Stevie the wonder retard is now claiming that he invented the phrase
>>> "balls dropped". Wow, yer *SO* cool, Stevie, tell us, did you also
>>> invents the Internet tubes?
>>
>>it's re
>
> Tell us moar about when you invented the Internet with Al Gore, you
> stupid fuckshit.

you uninformed sheeple! i'm republican and even i know gore did not say
that.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:10:35 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:01:42 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:f39pg3plojtfnu80ep3tdvp7us7111c3nr@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:13:04 -0400, Fred Doyle
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Drew wrote:
>>>
>>>> Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
>>>> find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
>>>> reason I follow such is to witness such delights.
>>>>
>>>> BTW. Looks like both our teams are teetering on mediocrity. What say you
>>>> that if both our teams finish at 500 or below we call off the bet out of
>>>> shame?
>>>>
>>>> Drew
>>>
>>>Actually, I only picked up on the thread on seeing your post. I can't
>>>say I've read of followed it. (Who has THAT much time). I don't know
>>>much about what was said about Matt in the thread, but I have to wonder
>>>does the boy have any supporters on Usenet, anywhere? If he does, I'd
>>>love to see just one person speak up and say that Matt's posts have any
>>>level of value and explain what it is.
>>
>> No, you really wouldn't actually, cause then you'd be faced with
>> dealing with the horrible nightmare that all your pathetic delusions
>> are, well, just that, delusions.
>>
>> For fun though, here's a few links:
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
>> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=lkdpc.5328%24XI4.192371%40 news.xtra.co.nz
>> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=c58roq%245af%241%40newsg3. svr.pol.co.uk
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/aa483 f5766bb7205
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/37e75 76fa0e8a9ad
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.troll/msg/f05fb514c651f41 e
>
>sad that you can only come up with 6 and none say anything about you NOT
>being a troll or retard. they just didn't like the tactics of the person(s)
>calling you out. what's even more funny is your first link...the one that
>the 'supporter' said paraphrased, 'while none of it [your liquid shit] is
>technically difficult...'. that's what we've been saying all along.

Which explains why you can't manage to replicate the form...neither
could that poster...neither has anyone else on the whole of the
Internet...ever. Funny that.

>what's more sad is that you have to keep those links close at hand given the
>thousands that exist that DO c

How is that sad, Stupid? Sad would be like you and keeping all the
haet posts. See the neat trick is...I only bother to remember those
that support me...all the rest, like yourself...well you're as
forgetful as the shit I wiped off my ass this morning.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:10:35 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:11:41 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:j70og3dm3eh07h2148luiu0kt4vrf03gu3@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:15:04 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>news:470bdd64$0$14079$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>> that so he
>>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>
>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>
>>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>>
>>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box blog
>>> crap
>>> too.
>>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's like,
>>> big
>>> time programming huh?
>>>
>>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>
>>and better.
>
> Then let's see 'em, Fruitloop! Come on now, you ran at the mouth, now
> back it up. You have until 3:30 pm tomorrow to make good on yer
> bullshit or yer ass is blistered across my knee once again.

i get paid $150 usd per hour as a base. if you want to put that much of a
time constraint on it, you'll be expected to pay more. since i'd be fitting
this inbetween two other jobs i'm doing right now, i'd be expecting you to
pay even more than that. however, given that $150 is more than you make at
walmart in 8 hours, i suspect you can't pony up.

unlike you, hobbiest, i only program for cash.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:14:45 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:hq9pg3lpj8p4d7bm3plaegonq725urnku1@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:46:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>news:470be374$0$14083$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so
>>>>>>>>> he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>>>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>>>
>>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>>
>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>
>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you
>>>> say freud?
>>>>
>>>> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace?
>>>> 5'11 / atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description?
>>>> how hard did you laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or
>>>> out-and-out lying about everything.
>>>
>>> Of course he is.
>>> The OMH thing's got a hold of him.
>>> One day, he woke up to find his "other", so much more interesting, he
>>> dropped the real life stuff.
>>>
>>> I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
>>> Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to
>>> swear,
>>> then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.
>>
>>me thinks the girlies still have the same repultion to OMH as they did we
>>they were that age too.
>
> Tell us about the girls who run away from you, Pimples. While you're
> at it you can start crying and tell us all about how much I remind you
> of those mean, nasty jocks who slam you into your locker everyday.

i'm sorry [not really] that that happened [and still does] to you. were i
too, to project my experience on you, i'd say you were well liked, even
tempered, logical, and reasonable. but, i don't tend to project. i suspect
that when your real life improves, we'll be seing either more civil banter
from you, or you'll quit posting outright.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:16:55 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:klapg3hpnith29b7ap9b4mvu47uuir5kco@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:26:41 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>>I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
>>Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to swear,
>>then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.
>
> ...okay now that's just fuckin creepy. Seriously, keep yer cock in
> yer pants and quit fantasizng yourself as a little girl, you
> nasti-fag.

are you so mentally challenged that you can't find your *own*
material/tactics. for two days now, i've been rewording your responses. it
took you until yesturday to notice. now, you've done it in 5 posts. be
fucking original at least! this is the second time you've copied me, fucking
steve-addict!

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:19:06 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:v3hog3d8cqtsq2h3n1j1hf8rc0us8dv2ek@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 18:36:11 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>
>>"G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>news:470c0488$0$14136$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470c01ea$0$14110$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cutting it off with ''...which i've started to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still
>>>>>>>>>>> trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> nah
>>>>>>
>>>>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>>>>> about now.
>>>>>
>>>>> Him too.
>>>>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>>>>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>>>>
>>>> i'm not so sure. the way he talks about cock and with such frequency,
>>>> the only way i fear that would interest him is if she wore a strap
>>>> on, and then gave him the fat one. either way, she's f.u.c.k.e.d !
>>>> look who her gawd pappa is.
>>>
>>> no shit, huh?
>>> It's like, once the realization sets in, here comes another teen
>>> suicide
>>> statistic.
>>>
>>> It's a shame really. You gotta have a license to drive a car, a license
>>> to
>>> even have a pet, but any stoopid mufu can take on a kid.
>>
>>rather darwinistic, isn't it?
>>
>>if her parents are not bright enough to steer clear of maggots like it,
>>much
>>less make it their progeny's gawd it, then there will ultimately be less
>>of
>>those people to make the same mistake as the generations pass.
>
> You know serial killers often like to describe people as "it"...kinda
> telling, eh Dribbles? Tell us, how many kids have you raped and
> killed? Or are you still just into torturing small animals for fun?

often and always are two different worlds, however, if i suddenly find
myself favoring the color orange, i would look twice before answering my
doorbell were i you.

;^)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 16:20:33 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:q10og31keg1pjja08ks867dm2uagttbcis@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 17:05:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>>di
>
> What's the sound of one cock slapping your face, Grasshopper?

if you'd ever take mine outta your mouth, maybe i'd find out.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:20:39 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:00:49 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss
>>>>>> about that so he
>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>
>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>
>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box
>> blog crap too.
>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's
>> like, big time programming huh?
>>
>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>
>> LOL
>
> Then let's see 'em, Junior! Or is talking shit all the better you can
> do? And really, it's not as if you can bitch about the time it would
> take seeing as how you spend ALL FUCKIN DAY LONG replying to my posts
> with all your posturing, bloated bullshit.

I'll look for an out-a-the-box editor that's still coding to 3.2 standards
and see if I can match your stuff.
No, wait. I can't.
You're right. I can't.
I just can't write shit and dribble like you can.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:20:45 von Drew

Fred Doyle wrote:

> I was sorry to see Delhomme got hurt, but Carolina has credible back-up.

We've had back up QB issues all year. Lost our best prospect for the
year with a cracked wrist. Seems we're out looking for a backup with
some deep experience.
>
> I may send you some Oscar's either way. Its a real treat. The jerky is
> great and the bacon is better.
>
>

Oh, I've got your hooch aging in a Duke's mayonnaise jar as I write.
Merry Christmas.

Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:20:45 von Drew

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:23:48 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:05:40 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it
>>>>>>>>> obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with
>>>>>>>>> ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>>>>>>>> his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>> meet.
>>>>>
>>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>>
>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>
>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>> you say freud?
>>>
>>> Can you say, "retard"?
>>
>> Onideus
>>
>> Well, I came close.
>
> Yeah what with how often you keep following up my posts looking for a
> little Hatter attention, you retard.

yea, we just live for your envigorating postualtions about how you like to
slap with your cock.

then again, if you've got no other use for it.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:25:51 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:36:39 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>> or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>>>>>>>>>>> cutting it off with ''...which i've started to
>>>>>>>>>>>> do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that
>>>>>>>> I don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still
>>>>>>>> trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>
>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>
>>>> nah
>>>
>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>> about now.
>>
>> Him too.
>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>>
>>
>> ooooooooooooooooooo
>
> You sound pretty pedo to me, Downs.

You recognise the slang huh?

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:28:22 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:21:14 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> ROFL
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Backwater Productions
>>
>
> ...I think you need to be retarded to find that funny.

I know you're retro-tarded to use those standards.
In case you need to bone up, here you go.
http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html32

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:34:07 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:01:42 -0500, "Steve"
> wrote:
>
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>> news:f39pg3plojtfnu80ep3tdvp7us7111c3nr@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:13:04 -0400, Fred Doyle
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Drew wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
>>>>> find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
>>>>> reason I follow such is to witness such delights.
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW. Looks like both our teams are teetering on mediocrity. What say you
>>>>> that if both our teams finish at 500 or below we call off the bet out of
>>>>> shame?
>>>>>
>>>>> Drew
>>>> Actually, I only picked up on the thread on seeing your post. I can't
>>>> say I've read of followed it. (Who has THAT much time). I don't know
>>>> much about what was said about Matt in the thread, but I have to wonder
>>>> does the boy have any supporters on Usenet, anywhere? If he does, I'd
>>>> love to see just one person speak up and say that Matt's posts have any
>>>> level of value and explain what it is.
>>> No, you really wouldn't actually, cause then you'd be faced with
>>> dealing with the horrible nightmare that all your pathetic delusions
>>> are, well, just that, delusions.
>>>
>>> For fun though, here's a few links:
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
>>> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=lkdpc.5328%24XI4.192371%40 news.xtra.co.nz
>>> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=c58roq%245af%241%40newsg3. svr.pol.co.uk
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/aa483 f5766bb7205
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/37e75 76fa0e8a9ad
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.troll/msg/f05fb514c651f41 e
>> sad that you can only come up with 6 and none say anything about you NOT
>> being a troll or retard. they just didn't like the tactics of the person(s)
>> calling you out. what's even more funny is your first link...the one that
>> the 'supporter' said paraphrased, 'while none of it [your liquid shit] is
>> technically difficult...'. that's what we've been saying all along.
>
> Which explains why you can't manage to replicate the form...neither
> could that poster...neither has anyone else on the whole of the
> Internet...ever. Funny that.

I still don't understand what exactly you mean by a 'liquid layout'. One
that flows away into the sewer when JS is off? I don't actually
understand the benefits that all your 'liquid layout' gives. All I can
comprehend is that it re-loads all the images on the page every time I
make a slight resize of the page.

>> what's more sad is that you have to keep those links close at hand given the
>> thousands that exist that DO c
>
> How is that sad, Stupid? Sad would be like you and keeping all the
> haet posts. See the neat trick is...I only bother to remember those
> that support me...all the rest, like yourself...well you're as
> forgetful as the shit I wiped off my ass this morning.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:34:07 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:40:47 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:22:04 -0400, Fred Doyle
> wrote:
>
>> And it costs him in his real life. For example, he posted about a job
>> interview he went for. Upon going into the interview, he encountered an
>> HR person form another job with whom he had gotten into an email flame
>> war. Needless to say, he hasn't posted back about getting the job and he
>> still works at WalMart.
>
> Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
> world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be tr00!

So tell us out right - do you work there?

>> He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it,
>
> When your mom is dead...can you guess which one of us is going to be
> more sad? ^_^

Kinda obvious really... It doesn't take a fat idiot to select the correct
one there.

> BTW you're far too young and naive to comprehend what I meant by that
> statement...eventually though, when you're older, you will.
>
>> who hasn't had a date in more than a decade
>
> Yeah, like I'm gonna go around posting the names of all the girls I've
> dated in my life. You dribbling retards would no doubt try to attack
> them to try to "get back" at me.

Did he ask you to? I think someone is embarrassed. No one cares for their
name - I can say that probably everyone here is glad that your last date
got away from you before you started spouting your loud comments in the
real world.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:40:47 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:49:04 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:09:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
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>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:32:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not to mention:
>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
>>>>>> thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
>>>>>> college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
>>>>>> the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
>>>>>> SLAPPED for it.
>>>>> Oh wait, sorry, my bad. Did I say 280 bytes? Silly me, using default
>>>>> object names. *alters object names* There we go, now it's 270 bytes!
>>>>> ^_^
>>>>>
>>>>> One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
>>>>> custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
>>>>> which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving.
>>>> Sure it is - I know for a fact it can do so on a Solaris graphics
>>>> workstation. Can flash do that? Ummmm.....
>>> You don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're babbling about, do
>>> you? Tell us, how ~exactly~ is it that your HTML code is magically
>>> embedding fonts into itself? Show us the code, Goober! LOL, this
>>> should be good for a laugh or six.
>>>
>>> And as for the anti-aliasing...um, that has nothing to do with the
>>> operating system directly so much as it has to deal with the browser
>>> and no browser I'm aware of has proper font-antialiasing (mostly cause
>>> it's seen as being too resource heavy, so they simply don't support
>>> it). In Flash you have the option to turn on and off anti-aliasing
>>> not only on the Flash file as a whole, but individual objects within
>>> the Flash construct can be dynamically set for anti-aliasing.
>
>> Ah I see where you're comprehension is failing.
>
> And here's his backpedal, get ready for it folks!
>
>> The font that a website
>> is displayed in should be up to the users to decide - why shouldn't
>> they? Their is no way that flash gives a user choice. And anti-aliasing?
>> That's also the user's choice.
>
> If you wanted to give your users a choice, you could, it'd be very
> simple. You uh, you DO know that you can style Flash with CSS in the
> same way that you can HTML, right Junior?
>
>> Flash does one sort of ant-aliasing - grayscale. It doesn't have support
>> at all for sub-pixel anti aliasing which is far, f
>
> WRONG!
>
> It has sub-pixel anti-aliasing when you use "best" quality.
>
>>> And, once
>>> again, Flash is smaller.
>
>> No, not always.
>
> This coming from the stupid fuckin retarded prepub who just got his
> ass blistered over trying make a similar claim (or did you forget
> about your EIGHT HUNDRED PERCENT LARGER site size already). I mean,
> what is it with you, are you TRYING to get yer ass blistered? What
> are you lacking a father figure in your life and you're trying to use
> me to fill that role?
>
>>> with a greater level of cross
>>> compatibility.
>
>> Did you really just say that? Did you actually say flash has a wider
>> cross-compatibility than plain HTML?
>
> Depends on how "plain" you mean. HTML's inherent flaw is that the way
> it looks on one browser/OS is often NOT the way it will look on
> another. It's that inconsistency which makes it non cross-compatible.
> Just because you can take a square peg and rip it all up into little
> pieces doesn't mean that it fits in a round hole, cause what yer
> gettin out on the other end ain't a square peg...it's retarded
> bullshit, that's all you're getting. Flash is more cross compatible
> in that what in looks like on one machine/browser is pretty much
> exactly the way it's going to look on another machine/browser.
>
> Your deficient line of thinking is to sacrifice design

You mean your site has a good design?

> usability

Do you even check 508? You do realise that flash is nearly impossible for
screen readers to interpret.

> and
> stability

Flash is somehow more stable than plain ASCII now?

> for miniscule market gains. It's sort of like Pepsi could
> probably make a whole fuckin lot more cans and get them to more people
> around the world if they just skipped the whole "cola" thing and
> filled their cans with tap water...but uh...it wouldn't be Pepsi then,
> now would it, you stupid goober.

Please explain to me and all the other readers of usenet what exactly was
the meaning of that? I don't understand how you relate me using HTML to
filling pepsi cans with water.

>> Yet again I am astounded by your unbelievable short-sightedness.
>
> This from the retard who thinks he can embed fonts into HTML code.

When did I say that? Please quote, my usenet archives are obviously
incorrect.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:49:04 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:54:11 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:13:46 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
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>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>>> And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>>>> cannot use flash?
>>>> Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>>>> Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>>>> but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>>>> you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>>>
>>>> Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>>>> is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>>>> not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>>> a nice median hit rate.
>>>>
>>>>>> Not to mention:
>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>>>>> So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>>>> single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>>>> This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>>>> you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>>>> by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>>>> any significant impact at all on the overall size.
>>> Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
>>> white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
>>> possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
>>> achieved:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/protal.h tml
>>>
>>> 654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine
>> With probably at least 200 times more operating systems/browsers that
>> can view the text in a readable way.
>
> Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
> Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.

So using your math you say that there are roughly 1 billion times as many
browsers that support flash than those that don't? I didn't even know
there were that many browsers out there.

> Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
> should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
> produce more for more people.

Sorry, what? Why would pepsi want to fill their cans with tap water?
Sounds a bit pointless to me considering they make a cola flavoured
drink. Might confuse the consumers a bit ;]

> BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
> about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
> ASSumptions you made?

No not at all. Still blistered that I de-compiled your code to your utter
dis-belief?

> Hopefully you'll learn something from your
> spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
> from the Barney generation, so maybe not.

I don't understand you calling me angry. You seem to use a fair few more
vulgar words than I.

> Hell yer generation is so
> fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
> sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
> potty train by the age of six.

I'm sure those were for fatties like yourself.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:54:11 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:55:35 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:11:23 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>> I think I'm going to try and shove a baseball bat up my ass today.
>
> ...uh, that's great, Stevie.

*sigh* denial again...

Another stupid theory proven wrong, another angry guy blowing his ass.

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:55:35 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:57:28 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>> news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>> wrote:
>>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>> oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K hits is
>> all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even within
>> the same hour.
>
> Are you sure, Stupid? Cause the little boy you've been molesting up
> the ass with your tongue was able to formulate a scenario in which it
> was more than probable to get an extremely high number of hits in a
> very short time frame.

He told you that you'd get 500,000 hits in an hour?

> I guess he knows more than you, huh? Of
> course, since you know nothing, I guess that's not really saying much,
> huh? ^_^

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 17:57:28 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:08:14 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:s0npg3lb2nrdec6fasv26rece96g1cmbpd@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:03:32 -0500, "Steve"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:lnbpg3dpltkjo26dv2qeopko40a97e14gg@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:54:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Drew" wrote in message
>>>>news:470bf3d8$0$11000$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> ah...that's why you live in a apartment. gotcha. i see.
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually he lives with his Mom and works as a greeter at Wal-Mart. See
>>>>> he
>>>>> was living in Walla Walla, but his grandmother got sick and moved with
>>>>> his
>>>>> Mom to Grant's Pass, OR while she took care of her. While there he
>>>>> worked
>>>>> at Dairy Queen. Well, sadly she passed away and within a few weeks
>>>>> moved
>>>>> back to Walla Walla. Either he lives and mooches off of his Mother or
>>>>> his
>>>>> family entrusted him to responsible for his ailing grandmother.
>>>>
>>>>i had gleaned that much, but with the addtional note that he lost his
>>>>job
>>>>at
>>>>dq for being caught beating off on the job...literally.
>>>>
>>>>as for 'sadly she passed away', i can only say that you are very
>>>>forgiving
>>>>of OMH. have you seen his posts under another nym? some usenet poster
>>>>whom
>>>>he didn't get along with (hard to believe, eh) had quit responding to it
>>>>(omh/malkavian)...just dropped off the face of the earth. after months
>>>>of
>>>>trying, with all the vulgarity it could muster, to get said poster to
>>>>engage, someone else said she had cancer and died. to which omh said
>>>>things
>>>>like 'great', 'who cares', 'doesnt matter to me' and worse.
>>>>
>>>>while he is a sad little man in blue glasses, i'm glad to see most
>>>>others
>>>>are still human. omh doesn't take off his troll costume - ever. fact is,
>>>>it's not a costume. i think that whatever he is in real like may have to
>>>>be
>>>>a costume hiding what is underneath...so he doesn't get his ass kicked
>>>>everyday like it probably did in grade school.
>>>
>>> And Stevie once again shows off how fuckin clueless he is.
>>>
>>> Just a lil FYI for ya...that girl Trinity...she was never actually
>>> dying of a bone marrow disease, her and I tag teamed poor Rikijoke,
>>> the wannabe hax0r. She pretended to be in love with him, then
>>> pretended she was dying, then I pretended to attack her, and then she
>>> dumped the poor fool and laughed at him...that last part being what
>>> actually drove him offline completely.
>>
>>riiiight. i'd hate to believe that there are more psycho's out there than
>>you.
>
> You really know nothing of UPA, do you? That's good though, n00bs
> like you make good targets.

so if you are mathew moulton even when you parade as omh and other nyms, you
think it is a good idea to make yourself (real or not) look like a sadistic,
narcacistic asshole?

go ahead then, punk me. i await. you're doing more damage to yourself than
anything. especially since none of this make a difference to me in the first
place. just shows you have no life if this is how you get entertainment.

btw, your story is not too believeable anyway...it involved a girl.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:08:14 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:09:17 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
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>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>> assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>> more than you when it comes to web-design?
>
> Actually I rather just enjoyed the idea of you wasting two or three
> hours of your worthless life typing out a 900 line posts that I won't
> ever even read. If that thought stops being so amusing I'll consider
> reading/replying to it. But really, I doubt there's anything in there
> aside from your usual miscomprehension, lies, bullshit and pathetic
> attempts at creating strawmen.

Denial again. Just can't face the plain and simple facts that you've
failed at web design. Big time.

> See the thing of it is, Brendan, I found a picture of you:
> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_b rendangillatt.jpg

*grin* that was quite fun actually.

> ...yeah. And ever since I've seen that picture...I just...I just
> can't seem to take you seriously...at all. Maybe it's the fact that
> you look like yer still in middle school with a prepub, peach fuzz,
> scrote hair "mustache", or maybe it's those precious little baby girl
> freckles you're sportin, I dunno, but just knowing that you REALLY ARE
> some tweenage muppet fuck whose tryin to rip off someone else's
> blogger board...yeah...don't bother me kid, I get "grown up" things to
> do.

Aww, shame that photo was taken several years ago - could've been an even
bigger eye opener for you. Still, I am 16 and I have ripped every last
piece of proof out of every incredulous web design theory you've
presented me with. Feels good huh?

> Oh and before that pedophile Stevie jumps in tryin to slurp yer virgin
> ass and steal yer black cherry

I'm sure he wasn't even thinking like that - very strange the graphic
detail you provided, however.

> no, I'm not contradicting what I said
> about age in that other post

Sorry which post? Please provide a quote.

> it's just I'm drawing the line at fuckin
> puberty.

Did you never reach it?

> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped I don't wanna be
> hearing about your "incredible insights" (read incredible stupidity)
> about the world of web development.

Because you didn't make the grade and never comprehended web design as
well as someone you're junior?

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:16:10 von Steve

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
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> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>> news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>> message
>>>>> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>>>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>>>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>>> oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K
>>> hits is
>>> all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even
>>> within
>>> the same hour.
>>
>> Are you sure, Stupid? Cause the little boy you've been molesting up
>> the ass with your tongue was able to formulate a scenario in which it
>> was more than probable to get an extremely high number of hits in a
>> very short time frame.
>
> He told you that you'd get 500,000 hits in an hour?

apparently it was to hard for him to see 'NOT' and comprehend the rest of
what preceded and followed. ;^)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:16:10 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:22:15 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace? 5'11 /
>> atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description? how hard did you
>> laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or out-and-out lying about
>> everything.
>
> Why don't you come the fuck on over and see how athletic I am, Junior,
> my address isn't exactly some big sekrat. I mean if you're *SO* sure
> of yourself and if you think you're Gods gift to female attraction,
> hell, you should have *NO* problem at all stepin it the fuck
> up...well, unless of course you look like your little friend Brendan:
> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_b rendangillatt.jpg

There's no point in calling me little - It appears I am mentally more
mature than you and I'm actually 2 inches taller than what you faked your
myspace height as ;]

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:25:52 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:58:53 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>> LOL
>>
>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't think
>> my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>
> Oh so you're just moochin off mom and dad, eh? LOL, no wonder you're
> so pathetic, you have no idea at all what it's like to EARN a living.

Like $25 dollars / week from adsense?

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 18:28:00 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:15:40 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>
>> lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
>> guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed simply
>> makes up shit
>
> *Hatter leans back and gets caught with the happy lamp.*

oh dear

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brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 19:04:43 von Steve

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
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> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:15:40 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>> lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
>>> guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed
>>> simply
>>> makes up shit
>>
>> *Hatter leans back and gets caught with the happy lamp.*
>
> oh dear

exactly! i hope he's at home getting caught. walmart may see that in the
same light as his last employer, dairy queen. seems dairy queen said 'oh
dear' when they caught him happy on the job...then they said, 'you're fired'
(which is not a foreign term to omh i'm sure).

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:16 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:14:45 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:hq9pg3lpj8p4d7bm3plaegonq725urnku1@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:46:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>news:470be374$0$14083$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so
>>>>>>>>>> he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>>>>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>
>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you
>>>>> say freud?
>>>>>
>>>>> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace?
>>>>> 5'11 / atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description?
>>>>> how hard did you laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or
>>>>> out-and-out lying about everything.
>>>>
>>>> Of course he is.
>>>> The OMH thing's got a hold of him.
>>>> One day, he woke up to find his "other", so much more interesting, he
>>>> dropped the real life stuff.
>>>>
>>>> I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
>>>> Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to
>>>> swear,
>>>> then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.
>>>
>>>me thinks the girlies still have the same repultion to OMH as they did we
>>>they were that age too.
>>
>> Tell us about the girls who run away from you, Pimples. While you're
>> at it you can start crying and tell us all about how much I remind you
>> of those mean, nasty jocks who slam you into your locker everyday.
>
>i'm sorry

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you, Stains.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:16 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:05:49 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:0papg3d6km2t80ejrd4jl8oe5a8nll52d2@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:56:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>> So you're saying there's no such proof because you claim there isn't,
>>>> right, gotcha, carry on, Loser.
>>>>
>>>> While you're at it why don't you run around and look REALLY stupid by
>>>> trying to claim that the earth isn't round. *nods*
>>
>>>there is no proof the earth is round!
>>
>> Good Stupid, now fetch!
>
>ni

Fetch again, Stupid! I love this game. Hell I could throw a post off
a 20 story building and you'd probably go jumpin after it. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:16 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:07:14 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:eu2og31b0dtmn9tl5m33cm8kpp5sgo64je@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:12:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>>>yawn
>>
>>>>You're pretty tired after molesting little boys, huh Stevie?
>>
>>>thanks...just not interested.
>>
>> Oh I see, I'm not young enough for you, eh? You like 'em best when
>> their balls haven't dropped yet.

>doesn't make sense.

Try reading it with a little less dumbfuck floatin around in yer great
big empty head, see if that helps.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:16 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:11:41 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>>>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>>
>>>and better.

>> Then let's see 'em, Fruitloop! Come on now, you ran at the mouth, now
>> back it up. You have until 3:30 pm tomorrow to make good on yer
>> bullshit or yer ass is blistered across my knee once again.

>i get paid $150 usd per hour as a base.

*pats you on the head*

Sure you do, Junior, sure you do. You're also an astronaut and you've
flown to the moon like SIX TIMES already, huh? *nods*

>if you want to put that much of a
>time constraint on it, you'll be expected to pay more. since i'd be fitting
>this inbetween two other jobs i'm doing right now, i'd be expecting you to
>pay even more than that. however, given that $150 is more than you make at
>walmart in 8 hours, i suspect you can't pony up.
>
>unlike you, hobbiest, i only program for cash.

Which certainly explains why you don't program, LOL.

Keep dreamin though kid, maybe one day you'll grow up and be a REAL
web designer! *snicker*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:16 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:08:20 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:9a0og35upvgqu8l5kv32j8apq4jof1u52v@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:14:17 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>news:rbmng315m1qk1b32d1vn39lm7rjonf5taa@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:37:59 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>>>news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>>>>>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>>>>>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped
>>>>>
>>>>>ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
>>>>>steve-addict now too?
>>>>
>>>> Stevie the wonder retard is now claiming that he invented the phrase
>>>> "balls dropped". Wow, yer *SO* cool, Stevie, tell us, did you also
>>>> invents the Internet tubes?
>>>
>>>it's re
>>
>> Tell us moar about when you invented the Internet with Al Gore, you
>> stupid fuckshit.
>
>you uninfo

Yeah Stupid, actually, he did say that. Not that you would know, you
were still in yer Pampers size 7s when he said it. Tell us, Kiddo, do
you still have a soft spot in your heart for Barney? Or were you a
Power Rangers kinda kid? LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:16 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:16 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:17 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:25:51 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:36:39 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cutting it off with ''...which i've started to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that
>>>>>>>>> I don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still
>>>>>>>>> trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>>
>>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>>
>>>>> nah
>>>>
>>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>>> about now.
>>>
>>> Him too.
>>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>>>
>>>
>>> ooooooooooooooooooo
>>
>> You sound pretty pedo to me, Downs.
>
>You recognise the slang huh?

Considering how often you reply to my posts...yeah.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:17 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:20:33 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:q10og31keg1pjja08ks867dm2uagttbcis@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 17:05:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>di
>>
>> What's the sound of one cock slapping your face, Grasshopper?
>
>i

Does not the ground need the sky? Does not the tree need the pond?
Does not your face need cock slapped?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:17 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:19:06 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:v3hog3d8cqtsq2h3n1j1hf8rc0us8dv2ek@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 18:36:11 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>news:470c0488$0$14136$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470c01ea$0$14110$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:470bff73$0$14151$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>>>>>> message news:kqtng31f2v91ik143nauthdliqvkt8oa8k@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he's a tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snip your points thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cutting it off with ''...which i've started to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer
>>>>>>>>>>>>> idiot parents.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that
>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>>>>>>>> meet. I understand you're still living with Mom and still
>>>>>>>>>>>> trying to shed that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>>>>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Can you say
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> did omh just post someting? something sounded like it, but i'm
>>>>>>>>> just not listening.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> nah
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hmmmm...k. must have been my digestive tract. i am getting hungry
>>>>>>> about now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Him too.
>>>>>> It's probably time for the "god daughter" to come home from school.
>>>>>> Love those lil uniforms and bobby socks.
>>>>>
>>>>> i'm not so sure. the way he talks about cock and with such frequency,
>>>>> the only way i fear that would interest him is if she wore a strap
>>>>> on, and then gave him the fat one. either way, she's f.u.c.k.e.d !
>>>>> look who her gawd pappa is.
>>>>
>>>> no shit, huh?
>>>> It's like, once the realization sets in, here comes another teen
>>>> suicide
>>>> statistic.
>>>>
>>>> It's a shame really. You gotta have a license to drive a car, a license
>>>> to
>>>> even have a pet, but any stoopid mufu can take on a kid.
>>>
>>>rather darwinistic, isn't it?
>>>
>>>if her parents are not bright enough to steer clear of maggots like it,
>>>much
>>>less make it their progeny's gawd it, then there will ultimately be less
>>>of
>>>those people to make the same mistake as the generations pass.
>>
>> You know serial killers often like to describe people as "it"...kinda
>> telling, eh Dribbles? Tell us, how many kids have you raped and
>> killed? Or are you still just into torturing small animals for fun?
>
>often and always are two different worlds, however, if i suddenly find
>myself favoring the color orange, i would look twice before answering my
>doorbell were i you.
>
>;^)

W00t! I gots teh kookie Stain death threats now! Tell us all more
about the kids you've raped, Stain. What do you do with their bodies
after you've molested their corpses?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:17 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:16:55 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:klapg3hpnith29b7ap9b4mvu47uuir5kco@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:26:41 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>>I do kind of like the whole foul mouth thing though.
>>>Reminds you of when you were in kiddie school, first learned how to swear,
>>>then tried it out as some kind of shock thing against the girlies.
>>
>> ...okay now that's just fuckin creepy. Seriously, keep yer cock in
>> yer pants and quit fantasizng yourself as a little girl, you
>> nasti-fag.
>
>are you so mentally challenged that you can't find your *own*
>material/tactics. for two days now, i've been rewording your responses.

LOL, froup line amended. Stain thinks he invented post editing now!
On top of claiming to have invented "balls dropped" lames and the
Internet itself! Tell us Stain, just what else have you invented?
How about stupid, did you invent that? Or did you just re-invent it?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:18 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:25:52 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:58:53 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>>>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>> LOL
>>>
>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't think
>>> my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>>
>> Oh so you're just moochin off mom and dad, eh? LOL, no wonder you're
>> so pathetic, you have no idea at all what it's like to EARN a living.
>
>Like $25 dollars / week from adsense?

That all goes to yer mom, Kiddo. Who else do you think is payin yer
child support?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:18 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:22:15 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace? 5'11 /
>>> atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description? how hard did you
>>> laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or out-and-out lying about
>>> everything.
>>
>> Why don't you come the fuck on over and see how athletic I am, Junior,
>> my address isn't exactly some big sekrat. I mean if you're *SO* sure
>> of yourself and if you think you're Gods gift to female attraction,
>> hell, you should have *NO* problem at all stepin it the fuck
>> up...well, unless of course you look like your little friend Brendan:
>> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_b rendangillatt.jpg
>
>There's no point in calling me little - It appears I am mentally more
>mature than you and I'm actually 2 inches taller than what you faked your
>myspace height as ;]

Do you think that somehow makes up for your incredibly small and
deformed looking penis?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:34:07 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:01:42 -0500, "Steve"
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>> news:f39pg3plojtfnu80ep3tdvp7us7111c3nr@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:13:04 -0400, Fred Doyle
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Drew wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Well Fred, I'm surprised to see you following this thread. You too must
>>>>>> find delight in seeing others seeing Matthew in his true light. The only
>>>>>> reason I follow such is to witness such delights.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW. Looks like both our teams are teetering on mediocrity. What say you
>>>>>> that if both our teams finish at 500 or below we call off the bet out of
>>>>>> shame?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Drew
>>>>> Actually, I only picked up on the thread on seeing your post. I can't
>>>>> say I've read of followed it. (Who has THAT much time). I don't know
>>>>> much about what was said about Matt in the thread, but I have to wonder
>>>>> does the boy have any supporters on Usenet, anywhere? If he does, I'd
>>>>> love to see just one person speak up and say that Matt's posts have any
>>>>> level of value and explain what it is.
>>>> No, you really wouldn't actually, cause then you'd be faced with
>>>> dealing with the horrible nightmare that all your pathetic delusions
>>>> are, well, just that, delusions.
>>>>
>>>> For fun though, here's a few links:
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
>>>> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=lkdpc.5328%24XI4.192371%40 news.xtra.co.nz
>>>> http://www.google.com/groups?selm=c58roq%245af%241%40newsg3. svr.pol.co.uk
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/aa483 f5766bb7205
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/37e75 76fa0e8a9ad
>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.troll/msg/f05fb514c651f41 e
>>> sad that you can only come up with 6 and none say anything about you NOT
>>> being a troll or retard. they just didn't like the tactics of the person(s)
>>> calling you out. what's even more funny is your first link...the one that
>>> the 'supporter' said paraphrased, 'while none of it [your liquid shit] is
>>> technically difficult...'. that's what we've been saying all along.
>>
>> Which explains why you can't manage to replicate the form...neither
>> could that poster...neither has anyone else on the whole of the
>> Internet...ever. Funny that.

>I still don't understand

It's alright, no one is really expecting you to you know.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:40:47 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
>> world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be tr00!

>So tell us out right - do you work there?

Work where? LOL, do you stupid r-tards REALLY think I would ever
completely tell the truth aobut anything online? For all you know my
name isn't even Matthew Moulton. *snicker*

>>> He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it,

>> When your mom is dead...can you guess which one of us is going to be
>> more sad? ^_^

>Kinda obvious really... It doesn't take a fat idiot to select the correct
>one there.

It's not about "correct" answers, Dipshit, it's about recognizing
something you take for granted, something you'll regret later in life
when you have more experience.

>> BTW you're far too young and naive to comprehend what I meant by that
>> statement...eventually though, when you're older, you will.
>>
>>> who hasn't had a date in more than a decade
>>
>> Yeah, like I'm gonna go around posting the names of all the girls I've
>> dated in my life. You dribbling retards would no doubt try to attack
>> them to try to "get back" at me.

>Did he ask you to?

You really have a hard time with this whole "trolling" concept, huh
kid?

>I think someone is embarrassed.

It's okay for you to feel that way, it's a natural part of puberty.

>No one cares for their name

Well, duh, that would sorta ruin yer lil fantasy now wouldn't it,
Junior.

>- I can say that probably everyone here

When did "everyone" elect you as head spokes retard? Or did you just
suddenly decide to appoint yourself to the position?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:28:22 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:21:14 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> ROFL
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Backwater Productions
>>>
>>
>> ...I think you need to be retarded to find that funny.
>
>I know you're retro-tarded to use those standards.
>In case you need to bone up, here you go.
>http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html32

Free cl00, Dipshit, that DTD tag is being used specifically as a means
of triggering a layout effect on the page that otherwise wouldn't
exist with any other DTD tag. I know this because I've actually
tested EVERY single CSS and HTML tag on ALL major operating systems
and browsers using each of the various DTDs to determine EXACTLY what
effect each and every one of them has.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:20:39 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:00:49 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss
>>>>>>> about that so he
>>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>
>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>
>>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>>
>>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box
>>> blog crap too.
>>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's
>>> like, big time programming huh?
>>>
>>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>>
>>> LOL
>>
>> Then let's see 'em, Junior! Or is talking shit all the better you can
>> do? And really, it's not as if you can bitch about the time it would
>> take seeing as how you spend ALL FUCKIN DAY LONG replying to my posts
>> with all your posturing, bloated bullshit.
>
>I'll look for an out-a-the-box editor that's still coding to 3.2 standards
>and see if I can match your stuff.
>No, wait. I can't.
>You're right. I can't.

Of course you can't, because I straight code in Notepad and know
specifically why exactly you would want to use that particular DTD
with that particular page layout form in order to achieve the maximum
level of cross browser/OS compatibility.

You, in all your stupidity, can't actually code, well, anything. You
rely wholly on WYSIWYG editors written by tweenage muppet fucks with
halfass support and template wizard bullshit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:19 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:23:48 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:05:40 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:18:21 -0500, "Steve"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it
>>>>>>>>>> obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with
>>>>>>>>>> ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>>>>>>>>> his rantings.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>>>>>>>> so he vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid
>>>>>>> ass makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I
>>>>>> don't think my kids will even have to worry about making ends
>>>>>> meet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed
>>>>>> that phat-kid look.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?
>>>>>
>>>>> the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can
>>>>> you say freud?
>>>>
>>>> Can you say, "retard"?
>>>
>>> Onideus
>>>
>>> Well, I came close.
>>
>> Yeah what with how often you keep following up my posts looking for a
>> little Hatter attention, you retard.
>
>yea

Nice to see you're in agreement.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:16:10 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
>in message news:ht6dnc9RyuXOa5HanZ2dnUVZ8qLinZ2d@pipex.net...
>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>> Hash: SHA1
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>> news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>>>>> message
>>>>>> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>>>>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>>>>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>>>> oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K
>>>> hits is
>>>> all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even
>>>> within
>>>> the same hour.
>>>
>>> Are you sure, Stupid? Cause the little boy you've been molesting up
>>> the ass with your tongue was able to formulate a scenario in which it
>>> was more than probable to get an extremely high number of hits in a
>>> very short time frame.
>>
>> He told you that you'd get 500,000 hits in an hour?
>
>appa

Keep my cock nice and moist now, Stain.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:08:14 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>> You really know nothing of UPA, do you? That's good though, n00bs
>> like you make good targets.

>so if you are mathew moulton even when you parade as omh and other nyms, you
>think it is a good idea to make yourself (real or not) look like a sadistic,
>narcacistic asshole?

You've missed a very important part of my .sig little fool.

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

....only with you tards you're so far the fuck outta yer league you
have nothing to even critique my sites with.

>go ahead then, punk me. i await. you're doing more damage to yourself than
>anything.

He, he, he...the damage being done isn't to me, Stain, it's being done
to these froups you keep xposting to. In your feverish little
attempts to try and "get back" at the one person that you can't EVER
"get back" at, you have inadvertently thrown every froup in the group
line severely off topic and you've been viciously tormenting all those
fools who have put blinders on, most of which have probably now also
filtered YOU as well (along with various others). All that cross
filtering between regs winds up killing all the traffic and thus, over
time and enough onslaughts...the groups will die off...well, unless of
course the regs can get over themselves and learn to adopt *MY*
posting stance (of not taking anything serious). If they can do that
the group will thrive...under *MY* ideals and beliefs. Rather
convenient, innt? `, )

And as fuckwitted and stupid as you are, you dance like my stringless
puppet, obeying every command like an obedient dog. *snicker* Yer
pathetic at best, and at worst you're everything you try and claim
that I am.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:57:28 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>> news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>>>> news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>>>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>>>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>>> oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K hits is
>>> all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even within
>>> the same hour.
>>
>> Are you sure, Stupid? Cause the little boy you've been molesting up
>> the ass with your tongue was able to formulate a scenario in which it
>> was more than probable to get an extremely high number of hits in a
>> very short time frame.
>
>He told you that you'd get 500,000 hits in an hour?

You're thinking of yer mom, D00d. Hell, sometimes that bitch gets a
MILLION hits an hour!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:55:35 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>>> I think I'm going to try and shove a baseball bat up my ass today.

>> ...uh, that's great, Stevie.

>EEERRRR *GRUNT* UUUNNNNGGGG *sigh of relief*

Did you get it wedged up in there nice and tight?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:54:11 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
>> Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.

>So using your math you say that there are roughly 1 billion times as many
>browsers that support flash than those that don't? I didn't even know
>there were that many browsers out there.

Well since 2004 there have been around 300 million Firefox browser
downloads alone, so yeah, overall there's probably around a billion
web browsers that have been installed at one point or another.

You're kinda stupid, so you obviously didn't think I was talking about
individual copies of the browsers. Perhaps next time you won't make
such a dribbling mistake.

>> Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
>> should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
>> produce more for more people.

>Sorry, what? Why would pepsi want to fill their cans with tap water?
>Sounds a bit pointless to me considering they make a cola flavoured
>drink. Might confuse the consumers a bit ;]

Sorry, what? Why would someone want to fill their website with
nothing but plain black text on a white background? Sounds a bit
pointless to me considering they make so many advanced, graphic rich
design tools and languages like Flash. `, )

>> BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
>> about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
>> ASSumptions you made?

>No not at all. Still blistered that I de-compiled your code to your utter
>dis-belief?

If you actually decompiled it you would have been able to describe how
it actually worked, instead you fumbled out some nonsense and then you
claimed you could magically sandwich together multiple images into one
single savable image using nothing but HTML and CSS...a feat that
we're all still eagerly awaiting to see you pull off, Dipshit.

>> Hopefully you'll learn something from your
>> spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
>> from the Barney generation, so maybe not.

>I don't understand you calling me angry. You seem to use a fair few more
>vulgar words than I.

My words are meant to describe you in the most accurate way possible,
not to convey or show any directed emotion. If you see my posts as
"angry", really that's just a reflection of the way you feel about
yourself when I point out all your personal failings.

>> Hell yer generation is so
>> fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
>> sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
>> potty train by the age of six.

>I'm sure those were for fatties like yourself.

This from the dipshit who didn't potty train until age six.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:04:43 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
>in message news:r6qdnTII9ZvmYJHanZ2dnUVZ8sTinZ2d@pipex.net...
>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>> Hash: SHA1
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:15:40 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>
>>>> lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
>>>> guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed
>>>> simply
>>>> makes up shit
>>>
>>> *Hatter leans back and gets caught with the happy lamp.*
>>
>> oh dear
>
>exactly! i hope he's at home getting caught. walmart may see that in the
>same light as his last employer, dairy queen. seems dairy queen said 'oh
>dear' when they caught him happy on the job...then they said, 'you're fired'
>(which is not a foreign term to omh i'm sure).

I hate to ruin yer lil Hatter fantasy, Stain, but the only time I ever
got "fired" was at Sykes...and technically I quit about three months
before they fired me, I just went all Office Space on 'em, which was
hella fun. I really must recommend that to anyone working as a
cubical monkey (which is most of you tards...well, except for you
Stain, I guess yer still in middle school, huh?).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:21 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:18:01 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>
>If you were getting 500,000 hits / hour you must've pissed off someone
>with a lot of network power.

Nah, if I wanted that many hits that fast all I'd have to do is put up
some naked pics of yer mom.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:21 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:09:17 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> Actually I rather just enjoyed the idea of you wasting two or three
>> hours of your worthless life typing out a 900 line posts that I won't
>> ever even read. If that thought stops being so amusing I'll consider
>> reading/replying to it. But really, I doubt there's anything in there
>> aside from your usual miscomprehension, lies, bullshit and pathetic
>> attempts at creating strawmen.

>Denial again.

Son, you're not even old enough to know what that means. Let me know
when you clean that dirt shit off yer upper lip and grow the fuck up.

>Just can't face the plain and simple facts that you've
>failed at web design. Big time.

Which certainly explains the half MILLION or so unique hits my sites
generate each month. How many unique hits do your sites generate?
Five maybe? LOL, can you say "projection"?

>> See the thing of it is, Brendan, I found a picture of you:
>> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_b rendangillatt.jpg

>*grin* that was quite fun actually.

I'm sure it doesn't take much to amuse you, child.

>> ...yeah. And ever since I've seen that picture...I just...I just
>> can't seem to take you seriously...at all. Maybe it's the fact that
>> you look like yer still in middle school with a prepub, peach fuzz,
>> scrote hair "mustache", or maybe it's those precious little baby girl
>> freckles you're sportin, I dunno, but just knowing that you REALLY ARE
>> some tweenage muppet fuck whose tryin to rip off someone else's
>> blogger board...yeah...don't bother me kid, I get "grown up" things to
>> do.

>Aww, shame that photo was taken several years ago - could've been an even
>bigger eye opener for you. Still, I am 16 and I have ripped every last
>piece of proof out of every incredulous web design theory you've
>presented me with. Feels good huh?

You certainly are living in a fantasy land. Must be that "Johnny
Flunk" upbringing of yours. A whole sixteen years of being passed
along for failure, being give A's for having a positive "attitude".
Having Barney there to coddle you every step of the way and tell you
that he loves you even if you're a failure. Being told that it's okay
to wear your Pampers size 7s through elementary school and then over
celebrating your "accomplishment" of finally being wiping your own ass
at the age of 12. Your whole gawd damn shitting life has been nothing
but failure and stupidity, Brendan. But that's okay, you're apart of
the Barney Generation, so you've been properly engineered with Ritalin
to feel good even when you fail. And as long as your parents remember
to drug you off to school each day they can rest well knowing you
won't snap and kill all your classmates with the sudden epiphany of
what you really are in life...a pathetic, dribbling failure who will
never accomplish anything in life.

Tell me, Brendan, does your "mommy" and "daddy" celebrate and make you
chocolate milk every time you take something apart? Do you they
fondle you and tell you how PROUD they are of their "little genius",
who can, WOW, take things apart! It makes you feel all smiley inside
doesn't it? *snicker* Yer so fuckin pathetic.

>> Oh and before that pedophile Stevie jumps in tryin to slurp yer virgin
>> ass and steal yer black cherry

>I'm sure he wasn't even thinking like that - very strange the graphic
>detail you provided, however.

Yeah I'm not on Ritalin like you so it's pretty easy to describe the
reality of his posts in great detail like that.

>> it's just I'm drawing the line at fuckin
>> puberty.

>Did you never reach it?

This is not a shared experience, Prepub.

>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped I don't wanna be
>> hearing about your "incredible insights" (read incredible stupidity)
>> about the world of web development.

>Because you didn't make the grade and never comprehended web design as
>well as someone you're junior?

How quickly yer Ritalin dose makes you forget the ass blistering you
received:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:21 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:22 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:49:04 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>>> Did you really just say that? Did you actually say flash has a wider
>>> cross-compatibility than plain HTML?

>> Depends on how "plain" you mean. HTML's inherent flaw is that the way
>> it looks on one browser/OS is often NOT the way it will look on
>> another. It's that inconsistency which makes it non cross-compatible.
>> Just because you can take a square peg and rip it all up into little
>> pieces doesn't mean that it fits in a round hole, cause what yer
>> gettin out on the other end ain't a square peg...it's retarded
>> bullshit, that's all you're getting. Flash is more cross compatible
>> in that what in looks like on one machine/browser is pretty much
>> exactly the way it's going to look on another machine/browser.
>>
>> Your deficient line of thinking is to sacrifice design

>You mean your site has a good design?

Try not taking your Ritalin for a few days and you'll see it.

>> usability

>Do you even check 508? You do realise that flash is nearly impossible for
>screen readers to interpret.

You do realize that it's entirely up to the developer to make their
site as accessible as they want. Most don't really give a rats ass
about blind people so they skip it, but that doesn't mean that it's
"nearly impossible". Like the Flash based web board I'm developing,
all the actual content is stored in XML files, which can be accessed
directly both inside and outside the Flash construct.

Also one shouldn't blame the tech, one should blame those who make the
screen reader software for not updating their product to work with the
latest technologies. Same with Lynx, it really wouldn't be difficult
to program in a Flash decompile that could extract all the readable
text from a Flash file. Instead they blame their laziness on Flash,
rather than getting off their stupid asses and updating their shit.
If Google can spider text content in Flash files...anybody can.

>> and
>> stability

>Flash is somehow more stable than plain ASCII now?

Oh so now you're not even talking about having sites with any HTML and
CSS? Yes, I suppose that'd be the most stable way, however your
original argument centered on CSS formatting that would break on IE5
for teh Mac where as the Flash equivalent was smaller in size and
WOULD NOT break.

>> This from the retard who thinks he can embed fonts into HTML code.

>When did I say that? Please quote, my usenet archives are obviously
>incorrect.

I wrote:

"One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving."

Then you replied with:

"Sure it is - I know for a fact it can do so on a Solaris graphics
workstation."

Think slow now, don't hurt yourself.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:28:22 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:48:04 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:40:47 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
>>> world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be tr00!
>
>> So tell us out right - do you work there?
>
> Work where? LOL, do you stupid r-tards REALLY think I would ever
> completely tell the truth aobut anything online? For all you know my
> name isn't even Matthew Moulton. *snicker*

DNS says it is.

>>>> He's a sad little guy who live with his mom at 27 and can't admit it,
>
>>> When your mom is dead...can you guess which one of us is going to be
>>> more sad? ^_^
>
>> Kinda obvious really... It doesn't take a fat idiot to select the correct
>> one there.
>
> It's not about "correct" answers, Dipshit, it's about recognizing
> something you take for granted, something you'll regret later in life
> when you have more experience.
>
>>> BTW you're far too young and naive to comprehend what I meant by that
>>> statement...eventually though, when you're older, you will.
>>>
>>>> who hasn't had a date in more than a decade
>>> Yeah, like I'm gonna go around posting the names of all the girls I've
>>> dated in my life. You dribbling retards would no doubt try to attack
>>> them to try to "get back" at me.
>
>> Did he ask you to?
>
> You really have a hard time with this whole "trolling" concept, huh
> kid?

Which is why I don't engage in it.

>> I think someone is embarrassed.
>
> It's okay for you to feel that way, it's a natural part of puberty.

Which is obviously true in your case.

>> No one cares for their name
>
> Well, duh, that would sorta ruin yer lil fantasy now wouldn't it,
> Junior.

Fantasy? What fantasy?

>> - I can say that probably everyone here
>
> When did "everyone" elect you as head spokes retard? Or did you just
> suddenly decide to appoint yourself to the position?

I'm not saying anything of the sort. I simply... okay now I'm just bored
with you oni. It was fun for a while - ripping you apart at every comment
but now you're plain and simply boring.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:48:04 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:58:35 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:49:04 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>>> Did you really just say that? Did you actually say flash has a wider
>>>> cross-compatibility than plain HTML?
>
>>> Depends on how "plain" you mean. HTML's inherent flaw is that the way
>>> it looks on one browser/OS is often NOT the way it will look on
>>> another. It's that inconsistency which makes it non cross-compatible.
>>> Just because you can take a square peg and rip it all up into little
>>> pieces doesn't mean that it fits in a round hole, cause what yer
>>> gettin out on the other end ain't a square peg...it's retarded
>>> bullshit, that's all you're getting. Flash is more cross compatible
>>> in that what in looks like on one machine/browser is pretty much
>>> exactly the way it's going to look on another machine/browser.
>>>
>>> Your deficient line of thinking is to sacrifice design
>
>> You mean your site has a good design?
>
> Try not taking your Ritalin for a few days and you'll see it.
>
>>> usability
>
>> Do you even check 508? You do realise that flash is nearly impossible for
>> screen readers to interpret.
>
> You do realize that it's entirely up to the developer to make their
> site as accessible as they want. Most don't really give a rats ass
> about blind people so they skip it, but that doesn't mean that it's
> "nearly impossible". Like the Flash based web board I'm developing,
> all the actual content is stored in XML files, which can be accessed
> directly both inside and outside the Flash construct.

So how the hell is the screen-reader supposed to select whether it
attempts to parse the flash or go and retrieve an XML file which, for it
considers, is an entirely different resource.

> Also one shouldn't blame the tech, one should blame those who make the
> screen reader software for not updating their product to work with the
> latest technologies.

How do you suppose those companies read flash content? Please - I'm sure
they'd snap at the opportunity to do so.

> Same with Lynx, it really wouldn't be difficult
> to program in a Flash decompile that could extract all the readable
> text from a Flash file.

No really, it would. Flash is dynamic; how is supposed to tell the pages
apart? In your site every 'link' loads a new swf file into the 'main.swf'
movie yet they aren't given a unique URL, effectively making your site
one big page so far as lynx would be concerned (even if it was to be
bloated with a flash decompiler).

> Instead they blame their laziness on Flash,
> rather than getting off their stupid asses and updating their shit.
> If Google can spider text content in Flash files...anybody can.

Since when can google do that?

See http://www.google.com/support/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en &answer=35267

>>> and
>>> stability
>
>> Flash is somehow more stable than plain ASCII now?
>
> Oh so now you're not even talking about having sites with any HTML and
> CSS?

Correct, they are written in ASCII.

> Yes, I suppose that'd be the most stable way, however your
> original argument centered on CSS formatting that would break on IE5
> for teh Mac where as the Flash equivalent was smaller in size and
> WOULD NOT break.
>
>>> This from the retard who thinks he can embed fonts into HTML code.
>
>> When did I say that? Please quote, my usenet archives are obviously
>> incorrect.
>
> I wrote:
>
> "One should probably also mention the fact that Flash allows for
> custom, embedded font types and proper font anti-aliasing, both of
> which HTML is wholly incapable of achieving."
>
> Then you replied with:
>
> "Sure it is - I know for a fact it can do so on a Solaris graphics
> workstation."
>
> Think slow now, don't hurt yourself.

When did I say that the fonts are embedded in the HTML? No where in that
quote. The page is certainly capable of specifying which fonts are
desirable for the page. It is up to the user to decide if they like the
site author's font tastes or stick with their own.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 22:58:35 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:00:21 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:o93qg354sasitb2au7641memki8ce7cmtn@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:40:47 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
>>> world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be tr00!
>
>>So tell us out right - do you work there?
>
> Work where? LOL, do you stupid r-tards REALLY think I would ever
> completely tell the truth aobut anything online? For all you know my
> name isn't even Matthew Moulton. *snicker*

most likely it is. it is fact, though, that your billing address is correct
since you're too stupid to pay netsolutions to not give that info out,
dumbass.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:00:21 von Steve

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:06:00 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:54:11 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
>>> Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.
>
>> So using your math you say that there are roughly 1 billion times as many
>> browsers that support flash than those that don't? I didn't even know
>> there were that many browsers out there.
>
> Well since 2004 there have been around 300 million Firefox browser
> downloads alone, so yeah, overall there's probably around a billion
> web browsers that have been installed at one point or another.
>
> You're kinda stupid, so you obviously didn't think I was talking about
> individual copies of the browsers. Perhaps next time you won't make
> such a dribbling mistake.

Or present your ideas in a more readable fashion. Say, you've given up
shouting. Perhaps you aren't as malevolent as you make yourself out to be.

>>> Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
>>> should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
>>> produce more for more people.
>
>> Sorry, what? Why would pepsi want to fill their cans with tap water?
>> Sounds a bit pointless to me considering they make a cola flavoured
>> drink. Might confuse the consumers a bit ;]
>
> Sorry, what? Why would someone want to fill their website with
> nothing but plain black text on a white background?

So that people can read it.
So that people can choose how to read it.
So that people can bookmark pages on it.
So that it has maximum accessibility.
So that every single browser ever invented can read it.
So I can develop without a propriety IDE and format.
So that I can share and organise the information in a flexible way such
as XML.

> Sounds a bit
> pointless to me considering they make so many advanced, graphic rich
> design tools and languages like Flash. `, )

Which are not designed for main page content...

>>> BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
>>> about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
>>> ASSumptions you made?
>
>> No not at all. Still blistered that I de-compiled your code to your utter
>> dis-belief?
>
> If you actually decompiled it you would have been able to describe how
> it actually worked, instead you fumbled out some nonsense and then you
> claimed you could magically sandwich together multiple images into one
> single savable image using nothing but HTML and CSS...a feat that
> we're all still eagerly awaiting to see you pull off, Dipshit.

Did I or did I not post a portion of your original ActionScript? I would
be happy to e-mail you a .fla file if you wish.

>>> Hopefully you'll learn something from your
>>> spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
>>> from the Barney generation, so maybe not.
>
>> I don't understand you calling me angry. You seem to use a fair few more
>> vulgar words than I.
>
> My words are meant to describe you in the most accurate way possible,
> not to convey or show any directed emotion. If you see my posts as
> "angry", really that's just a reflection of the way you feel about
> yourself when I point out all your personal failings.

Assumed on what grounds?

>>> Hell yer generation is so
>>> fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
>>> sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
>>> potty train by the age of six.
>
>> I'm sure those were for fatties like yourself.
>
> This from the dipshit who didn't potty train until age six.

Your proof being?

You see oni, you don't argue on usenet really, you simply contradict.
This is why you're boring me now. You have run out of points to make and
instead turn to insults. That's generally what thugs do when challenged.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
PGP Key: http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xBACD7433
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:06:00 von Brendan Gillatt

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:17:27 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:09:17 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Actually I rather just enjoyed the idea of you wasting two or three
>>> hours of your worthless life typing out a 900 line posts that I won't
>>> ever even read. If that thought stops being so amusing I'll consider
>>> reading/replying to it. But really, I doubt there's anything in there
>>> aside from your usual miscomprehension, lies, bullshit and pathetic
>>> attempts at creating strawmen.
>
>> Denial again.
>
> Son, you're not even old enough to know what that means.

Sure I do and you're making a fine example, keep it up.

> Let me know
> when you clean that dirt shit off yer upper lip and grow the fuck up.
>
>> Just can't face the plain and simple facts that you've
>> failed at web design. Big time.
>
> Which certainly explains the half MILLION or so unique hits my sites
> generate each month. How many unique hits do your sites generate?
> Five maybe? LOL, can you say "projection"?

Congratulations on your e-penis. I'm sure a reciprocal of that figure
relates to your physical size.

>>> See the thing of it is, Brendan, I found a picture of you:
>>> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_b rendangillatt.jpg
>
>> *grin* that was quite fun actually.
>
> I'm sure it doesn't take much to amuse you, child.

No I actually quite enjoy laughing.

>>> ...yeah. And ever since I've seen that picture...I just...I just
>>> can't seem to take you seriously...at all. Maybe it's the fact that
>>> you look like yer still in middle school with a prepub, peach fuzz,
>>> scrote hair "mustache", or maybe it's those precious little baby girl
>>> freckles you're sportin, I dunno, but just knowing that you REALLY ARE
>>> some tweenage muppet fuck whose tryin to rip off someone else's
>>> blogger board...yeah...don't bother me kid, I get "grown up" things to
>>> do.
>
>> Aww, shame that photo was taken several years ago - could've been an even
>> bigger eye opener for you. Still, I am 16 and I have ripped every last
>> piece of proof out of every incredulous web design theory you've
>> presented me with. Feels good huh?
>
> You certainly are living in a fantasy land. Must be that "Johnny
> Flunk" upbringing of yours. A whole sixteen years of being passed
> along for failure, being give A's for having a positive "attitude".
> Having Barney there to coddle you every step of the way and tell you
> that he loves you even if you're a failure.

Woah there - Barney was a bit before my time ;]

> Being told that it's okay
> to wear your Pampers size 7s through elementary school and then over
> celebrating your "accomplishment" of finally being wiping your own ass
> at the age of 12. Your whole gawd damn shitting life has been nothing
> but failure and stupidity, Brendan. But that's okay, you're apart of
> the Barney Generation

Actually no you're off by about 5 years.

> so you've been properly engineered with Ritalin

Sorry no but I'm actually a very calm person.

> to feel good even when you fail.

I suppose that's better than denial.

> And as long as your parents remember
> to drug you off to school each day they can rest well knowing you
> won't snap and kill all your classmates with the sudden epiphany of
> what you really are in life...a pathetic, dribbling failure who will
> never accomplish anything in life.

I can just feel that you wished for a more successful childhood.

> Tell me, Brendan, does your "mommy" and "daddy" celebrate and make you
> chocolate milk every time you take something apart?

No but my 'daddy' certainly educated me from the age of 5 with
electronics far better than you can comprehend.

> Do you they
> fondle you and tell you how PROUD they are of their "little genius",
> who can, WOW, take things apart! It makes you feel all smiley inside
> doesn't it? *snicker* Yer so fuckin pathetic.

Because I recycle my old electronic equipment? Sure it makes me feel
happy that I don't have to order from Farnell every time I need parts.

>>> Oh and before that pedophile Stevie jumps in tryin to slurp yer virgin
>>> ass and steal yer black cherry
>
>> I'm sure he wasn't even thinking like that - very strange the graphic
>> detail you provided, however.
>
> Yeah I'm not on Ritalin like you so it's pretty easy to describe the
> reality of his posts in great detail like that.

Oh is it lysergic acid that makes you believe that?

>>> it's just I'm drawing the line at fuckin
>>> puberty.
>
>> Did you never reach it?
>
> This is not a shared experience, Prepub.

Oh yeah - of course it isn't. The difference is I can control myself when
engaging in conversation - something you never did learn to do.

>>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped I don't wanna be
>>> hearing about your "incredible insights" (read incredible stupidity)
>>> about the world of web development.
>
>> Because you didn't make the grade and never comprehended web design as
>> well as someone you're junior?
>
> How quickly yer Ritalin dose makes you forget the ass blistering you
> received:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON .swf

I still don't get it - I can't even see the start of the text at 800x600.
Still, nice rectangles, strikingly straight edges ;]

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:24:00 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:28:22 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:21:14 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> ROFL
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Backwater Productions
>>>>
>>> ...I think you need to be retarded to find that funny.
>> I know you're retro-tarded to use those standards.
>> In case you need to bone up, here you go.
>> http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html32
>
> Free cl00, Dipshit, that DTD tag is being used specifically as a means
> of triggering a layout effect on the page that otherwise wouldn't
> exist with any other DTD tag. I know this because I've actually
> tested EVERY single CSS and HTML tag on ALL major operating systems
> and browsers using each of the various DTDs to determine EXACTLY what
> effect each and every one of them has.

Who in hell actually believes that? Every single CSS tag? You don't even
use CSS! Please provide screen shots as to exactly what the effects are;
at least explain what the effects are.

Besides, it seems to work okay with a 4.01 DTD. I think someone is just
trying to stand out by being 'different'.

"each of the various DTDs" as if there is a standard set of DTDs =D

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:27:08 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:20:39 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:00:49 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
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>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss
>>>>>>>> about that so he
>>>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box
>>>> blog crap too.
>>>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's
>>>> like, big time programming huh?
>>>>
>>>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>> Then let's see 'em, Junior! Or is talking shit all the better you can
>>> do? And really, it's not as if you can bitch about the time it would
>>> take seeing as how you spend ALL FUCKIN DAY LONG replying to my posts
>>> with all your posturing, bloated bullshit.
>> I'll look for an out-a-the-box editor that's still coding to 3.2 standards
>> and see if I can match your stuff.
>> No, wait. I can't.
>> You're right. I can't.
>
> Of course you can't, because I straight code in Notepad

Notepad? Even on your $25 adsense per week you can sure as hell afford
the open source Notepad++.

> and know
> specifically why exactly you would want to use that particular DTD
> with that particular page layout form in order to achieve the maximum
> level of cross browser/OS compatibility.

Maximum level of cross browser/OS compatibility with HTML 3.2 and flash?
What a chump. There is no other word to describe you as; just a plain chump.

> You, in all your stupidity, can't actually code, well, anything. You
> rely wholly on WYSIWYG editors written by tweenage muppet fucks with
> halfass support and template wizard bullshit.

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http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:28:35 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you, Stains.

You know, oni. He does have a very good point but, again, you just resist
it with denial.

Sad really.

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brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:30:26 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> W00t! I gots teh kookie Stain death threats now! Tell us all more
> about the kids you've raped, Stain. What do you do with their bodies
> after you've molested their corpses?

Didn't sound like a death threat to me ;]

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brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:32:02 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> Do you think that somehow makes up for your incredibly small and
> deformed looking penis?

Considering I turned 16 two weeks ago and I haven't spoken to an American
for several months, I wouldn't be so keen to talk about my penis.

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brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:34:06 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> That all goes to yer mom, Kiddo. Who else do you think is payin yer
> child support?

You mean you care for me like that now? It was only a few levels up you
were swearing. Bi-polarity is an odd condition - one which will prevent
you from ever being a father.

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brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:35:47 von Brendan Gillatt

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> I hate to ruin yer lil Hatter fantasy, Stain, but the only time I ever
> got "fired" was at Sykes...and technically I quit about three months
> before they fired me, I just went all Office Space on 'em, which was
> hella fun. I really must recommend that to anyone working as a
> cubical monkey (which is most of you tards...well, except for you
> Stain, I guess yer still in middle school, huh?).

I suppose that's going on your resume then. "couldn't hack a real job so
quit and now lives off adwords"

- --
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brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:41:07 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:phopg31fmbe302iaaioq4fhjvri3jk7umm@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:11:41 -0500, "Steve"
> wrote:
>
>>>>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>>>
>>>>and better.
>
>>> Then let's see 'em, Fruitloop! Come on now, you ran at the mouth, now
>>> back it up. You have until 3:30 pm tomorrow to make good on yer
>>> bullshit or yer ass is blistered across my knee once again.
>
>>i get paid $150 usd per hour as a base.
>
> *pats you on the head*
>
> Sure you do, Junior, sure you do. You're also an astronaut and you've
> flown to the moon like SIX TIMES already, huh? *nods*

no. those 'flights' are of your fancy, not mine.

how's your work going with walmart?

>>if you want to put that much of a
>>time constraint on it, you'll be expected to pay more. since i'd be
>>fitting
>>this inbetween two other jobs i'm doing right now, i'd be expecting you to
>>pay even more than that. however, given that $150 is more than you make at
>>walmart in 8 hours, i suspect you can't pony up.
>>
>>unlike you, hobbiest, i only program for cash.
>
> Which certainly explains why you don't program, LOL.

because i make cash, i don't program? no, i said i program and expect to be
paid for it.

you seem to think i don't make cash, and therefore, aren't programming. you
should just say that, as what you've just said makes you look even more
idiotic [which i guess now is more possible than what i thought].

> Keep dreamin though kid, maybe one day you'll grow up and be a REAL
> web designer! *snicker*

anyone else get the feeling that every insult he hurls is just him typing
while speaking to himself in the mirror?

omh, would a 'real' web designer be the kind that suppliments their income
with adsense...like you? or, would a 'real' web designer be the one who uses
'perfect liquid' yet wonders why no one is signing up to purchase and use
such a 'perfect' tool? or, would a 'real' designer be the kind that has to
troll in usenet posting his own url so that *some* traffic will at least
darken his door - making the monthly costs less ego-centrically searing!

that kind of designer?

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 10.10.2007 23:53:55 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:20:39 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:00:49 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do
>>>>>>>>> in fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to
>>>>>>>>> web-design?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it
>>>>>>>> obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with
>>>>>>>> ''...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>>>>>>> his rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's
>>>>>>>> piss about that so he
>>>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>
>>>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>>>
>>>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box
>>>> blog crap too.
>>>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's
>>>> like, big time programming huh?
>>>>
>>>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>
>>> Then let's see 'em, Junior! Or is talking shit all the better you
>>> can do? And really, it's not as if you can bitch about the time it
>>> would take seeing as how you spend ALL FUCKIN DAY LONG replying to
>>> my posts with all your posturing, bloated bullshit.
>>
>> I'll look for an out-a-the-box editor that's still coding to 3.2
>> standards and see if I can match your stuff.
>> No, wait. I can't.
>> You're right. I can't.
>
> Of course you can't, because I straight code in Notepad and know
> specifically why exactly you would want to use that particular DTD
> with that particular page layout form in order to achieve the maximum
> level of cross browser/OS compatibility.
>
> You, in all your stupidity, can't actually code, well, anything. You
> rely wholly on WYSIWYG editors written by tweenage muppet fucks with
> halfass support and template wizard bullshit.

First off, there's some serious doubt about you doing anything "straight".
But hey, if it's boi's you're into, far be it for me to stand in any kind of
judgment.

Now, moving on.
Your notepad and 3.2 layout is the only way to achieve max compatibility,
huh?

What a stupidfuck. No wonder all you got going on is some kiddie shit.
BTW. I wonder how it is that the Care Bear crowd hasn't caught on you're
making ad money using their content.

Hmmm

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 00:01:24 von Nevets Steprock

Steve wrote:
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote BS
>
> anyone else get the feeling that every insult he hurls is just him
> typing while speaking to himself in the mirror?

No.
It's the infantile way to try to get a reaction when nothing else works.

Bush - Shock and Awe
OMH - Awww Shucks

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 00:15:16 von dave

On Oct 10, 1:00 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in messagenews:o93qg354sasitb2au7641memki8ce7cmtn@4ax.com...
>
> > On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:40:47 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> > wrote:
>
> >>> Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
> >>> world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be tr00!
>
> >>So tell us out right - do you work there?
>
> > Work where? LOL, do you stupid r-tards REALLY think I would ever
> > completely tell the truth aobut anything online? For all you know my
> > name isn't even Matthew Moulton. *snicker*
>
> most likely it is. it is fact, though, that your billing address is correct
> since you're too stupid to pay netsolutions to not give that info out,
> dumbass.

interesting that he lives in Oregon, but has a Spokane,washington
phone #

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am 11.10.2007 00:15:16 von dave

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Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 00:23:53 von Nevets Steprock

dave wrote:
> On Oct 10, 1:00 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>> messagenews:o93qg354sasitb2au7641memki8ce7cmtn@4ax.com...
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:40:47 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> wrote:
>>
>>>>> Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
>>>>> world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be
>>>>> tr00!
>>
>>>> So tell us out right - do you work there?
>>
>>> Work where? LOL, do you stupid r-tards REALLY think I would ever
>>> completely tell the truth aobut anything online? For all you know
>>> my name isn't even Matthew Moulton. *snicker*
>>
>> most likely it is. it is fact, though, that your billing address is
>> correct
>> since you're too stupid to pay netsolutions to not give that info
>> out,
>> dumbass.
>
> interesting that he lives in Oregon, but has a Spokane,washington
> phone #

That's his brother's number.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 00:23:53 von Nevets Steprock

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 01:05:20 von Nevets Steprock

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>> wrote in
>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>
>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>> rantings.
>>>>
>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>
>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>
>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>
> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.

http://extremetracking.com/open;sum?login=bwcb

On those stats?
An average of 15 visits a day?

Shit. That's probably you checking to make sure your Lunerpages account is
working.

I'd say you're full of shit, but those diapers yo mama makes you wear keeps
it from piling up inside.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 05:15:02 von Steve

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470d4b28$0$14132$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Steve wrote:
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote BS
>>
>> anyone else get the feeling that every insult he hurls is just him
>> typing while speaking to himself in the mirror?
>
>
> No.
> It's the infantile way to try to get a reaction when nothing else works.
>
> Bush - Shock and Awe
> OMH - Awww Shucks

nice. :)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 05:24:34 von Steve

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:jvydnTu1cMnA2ZDanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> W00t! I gots teh kookie Stain death threats now! Tell us all more
>> about the kids you've raped, Stain. What do you do with their bodies
>> after you've molested their corpses?
>
> Didn't sound like a death threat to me ;]

which is not what i wrote. but, who cares. omh has a reality all his own.
the thing about that, though, is that when no others are experiencing the
same reality as yours, there is a problem. compound that with the fact that
sanity is far from view once the afflicted notices theirs has parted
company.

i'm about to really piss him off and ignore him. his rhetoric is becoming
circular, redundant, and just plain uninteresting. although, i may just have
profiled his life right there.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 05:30:15 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:shupg3tjn1lb4fherfhfvce86kavqs25k9@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:20:33 -0500, "Steve"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:q10og31keg1pjja08ks867dm2uagttbcis@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 17:05:52 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>
>>>>di
>>>
>>> What's the sound of one cock slapping your face, Grasshopper?
>>
>>i
>
> Does not the ground need the sky?

no.

> Does not the tree need the pond?

no.

> Does not your face need cock slapped?

no. seems like that's what you want, based on the frequency of your
enuendo's to homosexual and even sadistic acts.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 05:47:26 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:r48qg31opq0hr217ro8k2juujvdbpu8d8i@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:04:43 -0500, "Steve"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
>>in message news:r6qdnTII9ZvmYJHanZ2dnUVZ8sTinZ2d@pipex.net...
>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:15:40 -0500, "Steve" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
>>>>> guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed
>>>>> simply
>>>>> makes up shit
>>>>
>>>> *Hatter leans back and gets caught with the happy lamp.*
>>>
>>> oh dear
>>
>>exactly! i hope he's at home getting caught. walmart may see that in the
>>same light as his last employer, dairy queen. seems dairy queen said 'oh
>>dear' when they caught him happy on the job...then they said, 'you're
>>fired'
>>(which is not a foreign term to omh i'm sure).
>
> I hate to ruin yer lil Hatter fantasy, Stain, but the only time I ever
> got "fired" was at Sykes...and technically I quit about three months
> before they fired me,

now that's hilarious! you can't even fail when trying to quit. hint: if you
quit, you fucking l.e.a.v.e!!! so, your mental deficits aside, you got fired
and they made you leave. that would 'technically' be accurate. i'm sure that
had your embarrasment not been so complete being caught wacking off at work
that you just didn't come back, dairy queen most assuredly let you go. that
too, is more 'technically' accurate.

> I just went all Office Space on 'em, which was
> hella fun.

so, that's the evidence to prove omh [and others] is a *character* played by
matthew moulton? you're not fooling anyone. we know better already. as for
shocking anyone that you would go all [phrased as sophomorically as
warranted] 'office space on em', no, we kind of expect that.

> I really must recommend that to anyone working as a
> cubical monkey (which is most of you tards...well, except for you
> Stain, I guess yer still in middle school, huh?).

you've called 3 people 'stain' tonight. to which of those should we ascribe
your lack of wit or originality? as it is, i've only seen cubicals in the
bentonville offices. i know for a fact too, that dq only has them at their
corporate hq. what company is 'skye'? you do know there are several out
there with that name. if it was a programming job you had there, i don't
even have to ask why you lost your job...you have to have the capacity to
perform your job in order to keep it. again, i imagine that you
over-estimated yourself. whatever *your* reality, it is NOT anyone elses.
you are just getting caught with the consequences.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 05:49:03 von Steve

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:jvydnTS1cMkA2JDanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> I hate to ruin yer lil Hatter fantasy, Stain, but the only time I ever
>> got "fired" was at Sykes...and technically I quit about three months
>> before they fired me, I just went all Office Space on 'em, which was
>> hella fun. I really must recommend that to anyone working as a
>> cubical monkey (which is most of you tards...well, except for you
>> Stain, I guess yer still in middle school, huh?).
>
> I suppose that's going on your resume then. "couldn't hack a real job so
> quit and now lives off adwords"

and mum. let's not forget her. she is putting up with it, you know. hard to
blame a parent for loving their own, no matter how unlovable it is - or
deserving.

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 21:59:59 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:30:15 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>>>>>di

>>>> What's the sound of one cock slapping your face, Grasshopper?

>>>i

>> Does not the ground need the sky?

>no.

>> Does not the tree need the pond?

>no.

>> Does not your face need cock slapped?

>no. se

Reality does not care what little grasshopper wants.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 22:01:25 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:32:02 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> Do you think that somehow makes up for your incredibly small and
>> deformed looking penis?

>Considering I turned 16 two weeks ago and I haven't spoken to an American
>for several months, I wouldn't be so keen to talk about my penis.

Hey kid, I ain't yer fuckin babysitter, if your idiot parents don't
like the way I'm raising you they can damn well cut off yer Internet
access and blister yer stupid ass themselves.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 22:02:55 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:30:26 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> W00t! I gots teh kookie Stain death threats now! Tell us all more
>> about the kids you've raped, Stain. What do you do with their bodies
>> after you've molested their corpses?
>
>Didn't sound like a death threat to me ;]

You're only sixteen years old, what the fuck do you know? Hell unless
it came out of a Linkin Park song or a Pampers commercial you ain't
gonna get it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 11.10.2007 22:04:56 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:24:34 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
>in message news:jvydnTu1cMnA2ZDanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>> Hash: SHA1
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> W00t! I gots teh kookie Stain death threats now! Tell us all more
>>> about the kids you've raped, Stain. What do you do with their bodies
>>> after you've molested their corpses?
>>
>> Didn't sound like a death threat to me ;]
>
>which is not what i wrote. but, who cares. omh has a reality all his own.
>the thing about that, though, is that when no others are experiencing the
>same reality as yours, there is a problem. compound that with the fact that
>sanity is far from view once the afflicted notices theirs has parted
>company.
>
>i'm about to really piss him off and ignore him. his rhetoric is becoming
>circular, redundant, and just plain uninteresting. although, i may just have
>profiled his life right there.

Oh look, you're projecting again. You never do seem to tire of that,
do you? Perhaps you could try something new...like uh...NOT being a
stupid retard! Oh, wait, I guess that's not really much of a choice
for you, is it? ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 12.10.2007 00:57:38 von Steve

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:d90tg3lf6g5jl2lh2e1deilghm235q1s9p@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:30:26 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
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>>Hash: SHA1
>>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> W00t! I gots teh kookie Stain death threats now! Tell us all more
>>> about the kids you've raped, Stain. What do you do with their bodies
>>> after you've molested their corpses?
>>
>>Didn't sound like a death threat to me ;]
>
> You're only sixteen years old, what the fuck do you know? Hell unless
> it came out of a Linkin Park song or a Pampers commercial you ain't
> gonna get it.

you get any yet? rof.

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 12.10.2007 07:03:06 von Giganews Moderator

In article
Brendan Gillatt
wrote:
>
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> Onideus Mad Hatter stammered in his own shit:
> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> > wrote:
> >
> >>> I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
> >>> before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
> >>> d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
> >>> really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
> >>> frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
> >>> just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
> >>> online.
> >
> >> Dear me... I'm quivering.

Sir, I have seldom seen a more masterful laying of snares, and
in so little time! With so little effort, calm wit, and
masterful superiority. Why doth the heathen rage? Because he
knoweth his time is short! Fear not those who can kill the body,
but fear the One who can burn both body and soul in everlasting
hell.

Giganews Moderator

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 12.10.2007 15:26:58 von Steve

"Giganews Moderator" wrote in message
news:61eb199724c03e05e14d6592c8d77015@anon.mixmaster.mixmin. net...
> In article
> Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>>
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>> Hash: SHA1
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter stammered in his own shit:
>> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>> I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
>> >>> before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
>> >>> d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
>> >>> really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
>> >>> frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
>> >>> just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
>> >>> online.
>> >
>> >> Dear me... I'm quivering.
>
> Sir, I have seldom seen a more masterful laying of snares, and
> in so little time! With so little effort, calm wit, and
> masterful superiority. Why doth the heathen rage? Because he
> knoweth his time is short! Fear not those who can kill the body,
> but fear the One who can burn both body and soul in everlasting
> hell.

WTF?!!!

all anyone needs is fire, right? the concept of soul in an individual's mind
ends precisely the moment the mind ceases to function. those of us who use
our minds to think, tend to want proof of such things as 'souls' and
'everlasting hell'. the only thing keeping god alive is man's primal
activity of affixing meaning and purpose to everything...including himself.
right now, gawd is on life support since science gives better, more
accurate, and evidencially supported answers to meaning and purpose - and
that, through function.

there's already one fuckwit by the name of omh (matthew moulton) running
around in here...i hope you're not the next loose nut!

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 12.10.2007 18:09:52 von homeless.panhandler

http://www.matthew-moulton.is-a-jerk.com
http://www.onideus-mad-hatter.is-a-jerk.com
http://www.backwater-productions.is-a-jerk.com

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 12.10.2007 18:09:52 von homeless.panhandler

http://www.matthew-moulton.is-a-jerk.com
http://www.onideus-mad-hatter.is-a-jerk.com
http://www.backwater-productions.is-a-jerk.com

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 12.10.2007 21:06:33 von Giganews Moderator

In article
"Steve" wrote:
>
>
> "Giganews Moderator" wrote in message
> news:61eb199724c03e05e14d6592c8d77015@anon.mixmaster.mixmin. net...
> > In article
> > Brendan Gillatt
> > wrote:
> >>
> >> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> >> Hash: SHA1
> >>
> >> Onideus Mad Hatter stammered in his own shit:
> >> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>> I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
> >> >>> before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
> >> >>> d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
> >> >>> really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
> >> >>> frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
> >> >>> just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
> >> >>> online.
> >> >
> >> >> Dear me... I'm quivering.
> >
> > Sir, I have seldom seen a more masterful laying of snares, and
> > in so little time! With so little effort, calm wit, and
> > masterful superiority. Why doth the heathen rage? Because he
> > knoweth his time is short! Fear not those who can kill the body,
> > but fear the One who can burn both body and soul in everlasting
> > hell.
>
> WTF?!!!
>
> all anyone needs is fire, right? the concept of soul in an individual's mind
> ends precisely the moment the mind ceases to function. those of us who use
> our minds to think, tend to want proof of such things as 'souls' and
> 'everlasting hell'. the only thing keeping god alive is man's primal
> activity of affixing meaning and purpose to everything...including himself.
> right now, gawd is on life support since science gives better, more
> accurate, and evidencially supported answers to meaning and purpose - and
> that, through function.
>
> there's already one fuckwit by the name of omh (matthew moulton) running
> around in here...i hope you're not the next loose nut!

Do you address my message to yourself? Does a natural man
comprehend language of the spirit? Do they argue where they have
no understanding? As is the case with the murderer who dug the
pit for another? He has fallen into his own creation. I watch
him attempt to claw from it. He races and struggles to avoid
already having been caught. While he yet has spirit that
confirms this, if he dare listent to it, he instead denies it in
great fear and lack of understanding. So the noose tightens.
Fear is met with still more fear. Until any opportunity for
escape is closed. Fire, yes, ignited by the tongue and musings
of the fool. See what a GREAT fire it is!

Giganews Moderator

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 12.10.2007 22:40:42 von Steve

"Giganews Moderator" wrote in message
news:1388828de090a6c094065a13b9c3f921@anon.mixmaster.mixmin. net...
> In article
> "Steve" wrote:

>> > Sir, I have seldom seen a more masterful laying of snares, and
>> > in so little time! With so little effort, calm wit, and
>> > masterful superiority. Why doth the heathen rage? Because he
>> > knoweth his time is short! Fear not those who can kill the body,
>> > but fear the One who can burn both body and soul in everlasting
>> > hell.
>>
>> WTF?!!!
>>
>> all anyone needs is fire, right? the concept of soul in an individual's
>> mind
>> ends precisely the moment the mind ceases to function. those of us who
>> use
>> our minds to think, tend to want proof of such things as 'souls' and
>> 'everlasting hell'. the only thing keeping god alive is man's primal
>> activity of affixing meaning and purpose to everything...including
>> himself.
>> right now, gawd is on life support since science gives better, more
>> accurate, and evidencially supported answers to meaning and purpose - and
>> that, through function.
>>
>> there's already one fuckwit by the name of omh (matthew moulton) running
>> around in here...i hope you're not the next loose nut!
>
> Do you address my message to yourself?

i address your message, yes. my response applies to your message. as i'm an
atheist, it would be silly for me to address (apply) it to myself.

> Does a natural man
> comprehend language of the spirit?

lack of proof of a spirit aside, part of the problem is that no one can.
that means that one may believe ANYTHING about the spirit world, god
included, and be just as accurately incorrect as the next. this is where
pascal makes himself look a bit silly, since that's what he begins his wager
with 'no one *can* know gawd' .

> Do they argue where they have
> no understanding?

i don't know. i argue where ever i see fit. as for being allowed to draw
conclusions about a postulate or theory someone has, abso-fucking-lutely!
were there proof, there'd be no understanding...or at least a means to fill
in the gaps to create a good picture. since man invented gawd(s), one cannot
understand a specific gawd or spirit unless he invests himself in learning
its resident culture. it has little to do with non-existent things, however.

> As is the case with the murderer who dug the
> pit for another? He has fallen into his own creation. I watch
> him attempt to claw from it. He races and struggles to avoid
> already having been caught.

to where exactly, does he race? he's in a pit, remember? the fellow should
have watched his step. the circumstance was wholly avoidable. you consider
the acceptance or denial of 'spririt' as inevitable and unavoidable. that
certainly is not the case. 'spirit' is a concept...unless you're talking
about jim beam.

> While he yet has spirit that
> confirms this,

confirms what? that he's in a pit? does he need a spirit for that?!

> if he dare listent to it,

he's avoiding listening to whatever voices you're saying are in his
head...he doesn't want to be considered crazy on top of having fallen into a
pit, like a dumbass.

> he instead denies it in
> great fear and lack of understanding.

no, it's like i said, if you hear voices in your head, you should seek
psychiatric help. plus, it's hard for him or anyone else to see he's not in
a pit. this is completely unlike spiritualism where there is no objective
condition for the fallen man that everyone can observe and agree upon -
that's what you get when you have no proof.

> So the noose tightens.

thought he was in a pit? you're very confusing.

> Fear is met with still more fear.

only by the reluctant, unwitting, or cowardly.

> Until any opportunity for
> escape is closed.

a ladder? in the initial condition of your analogy, there was no mention of
a ladder. am i to assume there was one there the whole time? he should have
climbed out then. since there is no spirit whereby a person can heft
themselves out of said pit, i see spiritualism even less helpful than this
mans own efforts to free himself.

> Fire, yes, ignited by the tongue and musings
> of the fool.

are you saying your tonge is hard and rough enough to produce fire? mine is
kinda wet and soft-ish, not unlike most other people's. now, if by musings,
you mean wit...well, that's most often very dull or very sharp or somewhere
inbetween the two. since you have yet to 'muse', and given the intellectual
effort afforded in this writing of yours, it would be hard for me to
conceive of you being able to produce even a slight burning sensation in my
side - i doubt you can make me laugh enough. i could be wrong on that
however. if you post more of this drivel, chances are that subsequent posts
of yours will probably degrade into even more sillines.

> See what a GREAT fire it is!

ummmm, no, your analogy is that i'm in a pit, remember?

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 00:11:30 von Drew

Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the metaphor.

Drew

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 01:00:02 von Steve

"Drew" wrote in message
news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the metaphor.

my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i missed? i
thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the contrasts at the
same time. sup?

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 01:34:24 von Drew

Steve wrote:
> "Drew" wrote in message
> news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the metaphor.
>
> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i missed? i
> thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the contrasts at the
> same time. sup?
>
>

Who's neck is the noose around?

Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?

What heathen is raging?

What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?

Drew
Pay attention.

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 04:24:33 von Steve

"Drew" wrote in message
news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Steve wrote:
>> "Drew" wrote in message
>> news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the metaphor.
>>
>> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i missed?
>> i thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the contrasts at
>> the same time. sup?
>
> Who's neck is the noose around?
>
> Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?
>
> What heathen is raging?
>
> What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?

the 'heathen' of course. that would technically be the godless or
irreligious. and though really the comment was aimed at all participating in
the current thread, i pay particular attention to religious babble and
actually fit the definition. so, aside from condecending to the entire list
of participants for our 'raging' - which the religious tend to like to do,
condecend that the rest of us just don't 'get it' and their morals are far
superlative to other mortals' - i think the analogy is full of logical holes
and is merely drivel. now if the kook wants to defend his position, i invite
it.

> Pay attention.

yes, please do. why you're jumping in to say i missed the point, when i
clearly got it, is beyond me.

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 19:20:03 von danielcarrington4

On Oct 12, 9:24 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> "Drew" wrote in message
>
> news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>
>
>
> > Steve wrote:
> >> "Drew" wrote in message
> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> >>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the metaphor.
>
> >> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i missed?
> >> i thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the contrasts at
> >> the same time. sup?
>
> > Who's neck is the noose around?
>
> > Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?
>
> > What heathen is raging?
>
> > What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?
>
> the 'heathen' of course. that would technically be the godless or
> irreligious. and though really the comment was aimed at all participating in
> the current thread, i pay particular attention to religious babble and
> actually fit the definition. so, aside from condecending to the entire list
> of participants for our 'raging' - which the religious tend to like to do,
> condecend that the rest of us just don't 'get it' and their morals are far
> superlative to other mortals' - i think the analogy is full of logical holes
> and is merely drivel. now if the kook wants to defend his position, i invite
> it.
>
> > Pay attention.
>
> yes, please do. why you're jumping in to say i missed the point, when i
> clearly got it, is beyond me.

You're taking it too literally. Think metaphorically.

Think back to the days when you read "Canterbury Tales" in school and
you'll get it. :)

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 19:51:06 von Steve

wrote in message
news:1192296003.510114.17510@v29g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> On Oct 12, 9:24 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> "Drew" wrote in message
>>
>> news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > Steve wrote:
>> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> >>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the metaphor.
>>
>> >> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i
>> >> missed?
>> >> i thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the contrasts
>> >> at
>> >> the same time. sup?
>>
>> > Who's neck is the noose around?
>>
>> > Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?
>>
>> > What heathen is raging?
>>
>> > What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?
>>
>> the 'heathen' of course. that would technically be the godless or
>> irreligious. and though really the comment was aimed at all participating
>> in
>> the current thread, i pay particular attention to religious babble and
>> actually fit the definition. so, aside from condecending to the entire
>> list
>> of participants for our 'raging' - which the religious tend to like to
>> do,
>> condecend that the rest of us just don't 'get it' and their morals are
>> far
>> superlative to other mortals' - i think the analogy is full of logical
>> holes
>> and is merely drivel. now if the kook wants to defend his position, i
>> invite
>> it.
>>
>> > Pay attention.
>>
>> yes, please do. why you're jumping in to say i missed the point, when i
>> clearly got it, is beyond me.
>
> You're taking it too literally. Think metaphorically.
>
> Think back to the days when you read "Canterbury Tales" in school and
> you'll get it. :)

omg, eod

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 20:53:48 von Giganews Moderator

In article
"Steve" wrote:
>
>
> "Drew" wrote in message
> news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> > Steve wrote:
> >> "Drew" wrote in message
> >> news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...

> > Pay attention. [drum roll please]
>
> is beyond me.

Bingo!

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 13.10.2007 23:45:42 von Steve

"Giganews Moderator" wrote in message
news:552beb84d92a5ac8cd4711544a10cd04@anon.mixmaster.mixmin. net...
> In article
> "Steve" wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Drew" wrote in message
>> news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> > Steve wrote:
>> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>> >> news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>
>> > Pay attention. [drum roll please]
>>
>> is beyond me.
>
> Bingo!

you're a knob.

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 14.10.2007 00:20:42 von danielcarrington4

On Oct 13, 12:51 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> wrote in message
>
> news:1192296003.510114.17510@v29g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Oct 12, 9:24 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>
> >>news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>
> >> > Steve wrote:
> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
> >> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> >> >>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the metaphor.
>
> >> >> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i
> >> >> missed?
> >> >> i thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the contrasts
> >> >> at
> >> >> the same time. sup?
>
> >> > Who's neck is the noose around?
>
> >> > Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?
>
> >> > What heathen is raging?
>
> >> > What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?
>
> >> the 'heathen' of course. that would technically be the godless or
> >> irreligious. and though really the comment was aimed at all participating
> >> in
> >> the current thread, i pay particular attention to religious babble and
> >> actually fit the definition. so, aside from condecending to the entire
> >> list
> >> of participants for our 'raging' - which the religious tend to like to
> >> do,
> >> condecend that the rest of us just don't 'get it' and their morals are
> >> far
> >> superlative to other mortals' - i think the analogy is full of logical
> >> holes
> >> and is merely drivel. now if the kook wants to defend his position, i
> >> invite
> >> it.
>
> >> > Pay attention.
>
> >> yes, please do. why you're jumping in to say i missed the point, when i
> >> clearly got it, is beyond me.
>
> > You're taking it too literally. Think metaphorically.
>
> > Think back to the days when you read "Canterbury Tales" in school and
> > you'll get it. :)
>
> omg, eod

I'm government, son, you'll have to school me in what "eod" means.

In my world it usually means "Explosive Ordnance" detection, division,
disposal, deployment .... usually anything that blows up. :)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 14.10.2007 01:48:23 von marika

On Oct 8, 11:54 am, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:
>
> Metaphors don't travel well over the internet - I can't read your body
> language, terribly sorry ;]

This morning my project manager came in and was talking about this
group of users we support that always seem to be difiicult.

While he was talking, I did the "Mikes hard lemonade" angry
head....he started laughing and said ..."yeah ...that's it ...they
are just like that ugly head in that commercial!" ....ha ha....I
did not expect him to get it!

mk5000

"Kips are not required but it would be hard, let me give it a try,
McNamera mount, giant 1/1, giant 1 1/2, tkatchev, pak, stalder,
shaposhnikova, uprise 1/2, blind healy, double front dismount (D+C+D+D
+D+c+D+C+D+D) so that's
actually, D+C+D+D+D (.8) and D+C+D+D (.6). And actually would be a
good routine if someone could still do the McNamera mount, but it's a
hard mount and the high bar is now higher. But yes it could be
possible but VERY hard."--
Kevin McMahon

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 15.10.2007 02:47:57 von Steve

wrote in message
news:1192314042.444297.15850@v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> On Oct 13, 12:51 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1192296003.510114.17510@v29g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 12, 9:24 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>>
>> >>news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>
>> >> > Steve wrote:
>> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>> >> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> >> >>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the
>> >> >>> metaphor.
>>
>> >> >> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i
>> >> >> missed?
>> >> >> i thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the
>> >> >> contrasts
>> >> >> at
>> >> >> the same time. sup?
>>
>> >> > Who's neck is the noose around?
>>
>> >> > Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?
>>
>> >> > What heathen is raging?
>>
>> >> > What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?
>>
>> >> the 'heathen' of course. that would technically be the godless or
>> >> irreligious. and though really the comment was aimed at all
>> >> participating
>> >> in
>> >> the current thread, i pay particular attention to religious babble and
>> >> actually fit the definition. so, aside from condecending to the entire
>> >> list
>> >> of participants for our 'raging' - which the religious tend to like to
>> >> do,
>> >> condecend that the rest of us just don't 'get it' and their morals are
>> >> far
>> >> superlative to other mortals' - i think the analogy is full of logical
>> >> holes
>> >> and is merely drivel. now if the kook wants to defend his position, i
>> >> invite
>> >> it.
>>
>> >> > Pay attention.
>>
>> >> yes, please do. why you're jumping in to say i missed the point, when
>> >> i
>> >> clearly got it, is beyond me.
>>
>> > You're taking it too literally. Think metaphorically.
>>
>> > Think back to the days when you read "Canterbury Tales" in school and
>> > you'll get it. :)
>>
>> omg, eod
>
> I'm government, son, you'll have to school me in what "eod" means.
>
> In my world it usually means "Explosive Ordnance" detection, division,
> disposal, deployment .... usually anything that blows up. :)

i'm not your son and am probably your senior...please...no need to try and
condecend.

it means end of discussion.

cheers.

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 15.10.2007 04:30:36 von danielcarrington4

On Oct 14, 7:47 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> wrote in message
>
> news:1192314042.444297.15850@v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Oct 13, 12:51 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> >> wrote in message
>
> >>news:1192296003.510114.17510@v29g2000prd.googlegroups.com. ..
>
> >> > On Oct 12, 9:24 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>
> >> >>news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>
> >> >> > Steve wrote:
> >> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
> >> >> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> >> >> >>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the
> >> >> >>> metaphor.
>
> >> >> >> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor i
> >> >> >> missed?
> >> >> >> i thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the
> >> >> >> contrasts
> >> >> >> at
> >> >> >> the same time. sup?
>
> >> >> > Who's neck is the noose around?
>
> >> >> > Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?
>
> >> >> > What heathen is raging?
>
> >> >> > What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?
>
> >> >> the 'heathen' of course. that would technically be the godless or
> >> >> irreligious. and though really the comment was aimed at all
> >> >> participating
> >> >> in
> >> >> the current thread, i pay particular attention to religious babble and
> >> >> actually fit the definition. so, aside from condecending to the entire
> >> >> list
> >> >> of participants for our 'raging' - which the religious tend to like to
> >> >> do,
> >> >> condecend that the rest of us just don't 'get it' and their morals are
> >> >> far
> >> >> superlative to other mortals' - i think the analogy is full of logical
> >> >> holes
> >> >> and is merely drivel. now if the kook wants to defend his position, i
> >> >> invite
> >> >> it.
>
> >> >> > Pay attention.
>
> >> >> yes, please do. why you're jumping in to say i missed the point, when
> >> >> i
> >> >> clearly got it, is beyond me.
>
> >> > You're taking it too literally. Think metaphorically.
>
> >> > Think back to the days when you read "Canterbury Tales" in school and
> >> > you'll get it. :)
>
> >> omg, eod
>
> > I'm government, son, you'll have to school me in what "eod" means.
>
> > In my world it usually means "Explosive Ordnance" detection, division,
> > disposal, deployment .... usually anything that blows up. :)
>
> i'm not your son and am probably your senior...please...no need to try and
> condecend.

Sorry for the "son" - I'm a Southerner by birthright. And after a few
too many, the drawl comes out to play.

Wasn't my intention to condescend. And I'm sorry if it came out that
way. Genuinely.

> it means end of discussion.

Ah. Gotcha. I think that I didn't get that is a high sign that I'm too
obsessive about my work.

After another few, I might just get that out of my system. :)
>
> cheers.

BTW, I don't think anyone was implying that you were being too "dense"
to understand what Giganews was saying. I know I didn't.

Perhaps I'm not as intuitive as I think I am, but I think GN was
saying that OMH has been, how you say, hoisted on his own petard.

It wasn't you GP was talking about - it was OMH. HE'S the one falling
into his own trap. It's HIS neck the noose is around. GN was just
being ... a bit flowery and poetic in his/her goosing of OMH.

FWIW, I react the same way you do about being an atheist when someone
talks about the military - might be because I'm directly affected by
budget cuts and such. Might be because you can't turn around without
SOMEONE bad-mouthing it. When you're always expecting to be slammed,
you tend to expect it. And I often do expect it.

But regardless of what anyone here thinks, I'm not out to piss anyone
off (unless it's OMH - and even then, it's a fringe benefit). Not you.
Not Jerry.

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 15.10.2007 04:32:11 von danielcarrington4

On Oct 13, 4:45 pm, "Steve" wrote:
> "Giganews Moderator" wrote in message
>
> news:552beb84d92a5ac8cd4711544a10cd04@anon.mixmaster.mixmin. net...
>
> > In article
> > "Steve" wrote:
>
> >> "Drew" wrote in message
> >>news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> >> > Steve wrote:
> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
> >> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>
> >> > Pay attention. [drum roll please]
>
> >> is beyond me.
>
> > Bingo!
>
> you're a knob.

All right, now GN IS being a jerk. But he really wasn't talking about
you before - he was talking about OMH. I think he's just frustrated
because you're refusing to "get it."

No offense meant.

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 15.10.2007 06:55:09 von Steve

wrote in message
news:1192415436.799632.151410@y27g2000pre.googlegroups.com.. .
> On Oct 14, 7:47 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1192314042.444297.15850@v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 13, 12:51 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> >> wrote in message
>>
>> >>news:1192296003.510114.17510@v29g2000prd.googlegroups.com. ..
>>
>> >> > On Oct 12, 9:24 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>>
>> >> >>news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>
>> >> >> > Steve wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>> >> >> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> >> >> >>> Damn, Steve. Put your religious beliefs aside and read the
>> >> >> >>> metaphor.
>>
>> >> >> >> my lack of religious beliefs aside, what then, was the metaphor
>> >> >> >> i
>> >> >> >> missed?
>> >> >> >> i thought i showed i understood the metaphore and drew the
>> >> >> >> contrasts
>> >> >> >> at
>> >> >> >> the same time. sup?
>>
>> >> >> > Who's neck is the noose around?
>>
>> >> >> > Who is the recipient of masterfully laid snares?
>>
>> >> >> > What heathen is raging?
>>
>> >> >> > What "murderer" has fallen into his own creation?
>>
>> >> >> the 'heathen' of course. that would technically be the godless or
>> >> >> irreligious. and though really the comment was aimed at all
>> >> >> participating
>> >> >> in
>> >> >> the current thread, i pay particular attention to religious babble
>> >> >> and
>> >> >> actually fit the definition. so, aside from condecending to the
>> >> >> entire
>> >> >> list
>> >> >> of participants for our 'raging' - which the religious tend to like
>> >> >> to
>> >> >> do,
>> >> >> condecend that the rest of us just don't 'get it' and their morals
>> >> >> are
>> >> >> far
>> >> >> superlative to other mortals' - i think the analogy is full of
>> >> >> logical
>> >> >> holes
>> >> >> and is merely drivel. now if the kook wants to defend his position,
>> >> >> i
>> >> >> invite
>> >> >> it.
>>
>> >> >> > Pay attention.
>>
>> >> >> yes, please do. why you're jumping in to say i missed the point,
>> >> >> when
>> >> >> i
>> >> >> clearly got it, is beyond me.
>>
>> >> > You're taking it too literally. Think metaphorically.
>>
>> >> > Think back to the days when you read "Canterbury Tales" in school
>> >> > and
>> >> > you'll get it. :)
>>
>> >> omg, eod
>>
>> > I'm government, son, you'll have to school me in what "eod" means.
>>
>> > In my world it usually means "Explosive Ordnance" detection, division,
>> > disposal, deployment .... usually anything that blows up. :)
>>
>> i'm not your son and am probably your senior...please...no need to try
>> and
>> condecend.
>
> Sorry for the "son" - I'm a Southerner by birthright. And after a few
> too many, the drawl comes out to play.
>
> Wasn't my intention to condescend. And I'm sorry if it came out that
> way. Genuinely.
>
>> it means end of discussion.
>
> Ah. Gotcha. I think that I didn't get that is a high sign that I'm too
> obsessive about my work.
>
> After another few, I might just get that out of my system. :)
>>
>> cheers.
>
> BTW, I don't think anyone was implying that you were being too "dense"
> to understand what Giganews was saying. I know I didn't.
>
> Perhaps I'm not as intuitive as I think I am, but I think GN was
> saying that OMH has been, how you say, hoisted on his own petard.

i know...i did get that.

> It wasn't you GP was talking about - it was OMH. HE'S the one falling
> into his own trap. It's HIS neck the noose is around. GN was just
> being ... a bit flowery and poetic in his/her goosing of OMH.

i know. however 'his/her' goosing wasn't 'his/her's. i believe it is a quote
from revelation. even the pit analogy was a quote. the fact that i know this
as an atheist, and seeing it spewed out here, just taunts me to break it
down and ask for its perpetuator to explain it in real terms...to discover
if he/she/it can - as opposed to just pasting everything with a
conventionally 'wise' hand-me-down.

instead, i got 'bingo!' which answered that question for me quite nicely.
;^)

> FWIW, I react the same way you do about being an atheist when someone
> talks about the military - might be because I'm directly affected by
> budget cuts and such. Might be because you can't turn around without
> SOMEONE bad-mouthing it. When you're always expecting to be slammed,
> you tend to expect it. And I often do expect it.

i don't get the budget cut-n-such as a tie-in to bad-mouthing. and i don't
prosthetylize. although a good friend of mine slapped me in the face once
because i said i was an atheist. she had seen me as an ideal christian of
good moral fiber...the statement floored her as inconceivable. we're still
good friends. she just thinks i'm in denial. i just laugh.

> But regardless of what anyone here thinks, I'm not out to piss anyone
> off (unless it's OMH - and even then, it's a fringe benefit). Not you.
> Not Jerry.

i don't get worked up about any of this. that would just take energy
needlessly. you meet all kinds out here. jerry and i had a 'heated' debate
over religion a couple of weeks back. name-calling and the whole bit. we
just don't see eye to eye. if you notice, we get along just fine as if that
thread had never taken place. you and i may be chummy here and be at
eachother's throughts in another thread. it's fun like that. i'm not ever
gunna get angry. even with omh, it's the same. while i think he was a waste
of sperm and egg, i'm not going to work myself into a fuss about something i
can't change...i just understand him/her/it for what it is, and then move
on. i think we all know he's pretty kooky. ;^)

Re: Great Job Brendan Thanks from US

am 15.10.2007 07:02:57 von Steve

wrote in message
news:1192415531.093041.156110@y27g2000pre.googlegroups.com.. .
> On Oct 13, 4:45 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>> "Giganews Moderator" wrote in message
>>
>> news:552beb84d92a5ac8cd4711544a10cd04@anon.mixmaster.mixmin. net...
>>
>> > In article
>> > "Steve" wrote:
>>
>> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>> >>news:4710047c$0$4996$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> >> > Steve wrote:
>> >> >> "Drew" wrote in message
>> >> >>news:470ff10d$0$20614$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>
>> >> > Pay attention. [drum roll please]
>>
>> >> is beyond me.
>>
>> > Bingo!
>>
>> you're a knob.
>
> All right, now GN IS being a jerk. But he really wasn't talking about
> you before - he was talking about OMH. I think he's just frustrated
> because you're refusing to "get it."
>
> No offense meant.

i'm pretty thick skinned. and, while i knew he was referring to omh, we've
all been 'raging'...see the length and depth of this thread? so, it can
equally apply to all. what i wanted gn to do was to apply appologetics to
his biblical passage reference(s). he obviously didn't 'get it' even though
i took paigns to break down each fallicy...begging him to respond, in
essense. i assume either he didn't catch that or he can't make a descent
defense. i tend to believe the latter, since ad-homonyms are generally a
sure sign of that.

btw, my refusal to 'get it' the *way* he intended it is a conscious
decision. i got it just fine. i just wasn't going to let him off the hook
with passing meaningless analogy off as wise or profound. ;^)

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 18.10.2007 22:43:09 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:35:47 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> I hate to ruin yer lil Hatter fantasy, Stain, but the only time I ever
>> got "fired" was at Sykes...and technically I quit about three months
>> before they fired me, I just went all Office Space on 'em, which was
>> hella fun. I really must recommend that to anyone working as a
>> cubical monkey (which is most of you tards...well, except for you
>> Stain, I guess yer still in middle school, huh?).

>I suppose that's going on your resume then.

Well yeah, of course. At least at any job in the Walla Walla area.
See around here, Kiddo...Sykes is like a big joke. Mostly cause they
had really fucked up business practices which wound up drivin 'em
straight into an inescapable hole of shit. Basically they screwed all
the people they workin for 'em who really knew their stuff and then in
retaliation all the good people either quit or wound up gettin fired
for 'not playin nice'. To further complicate things they had this
idiot policy of NEVER hiring anyone back if they quit or got fired.
So needless to say it didn't take them very long to go through every
semi-technical oriented person in the entire area and afterwards they
were just left with the fuckin dregs of society. Then, to compound
matters even worse, they couldn't afford to pay people benefits, so
they had this bullshit story about how if you worked there for six
months you'd get benefits...except about five and a half months in
they magically always seemed to come up with an excuse to either fire
or layoff those about to get benefits. And so then as a result they
very quickly built up a reputation around town. The big joke for a
long time was how EVERYBODY knew someone who "used" to work at Sykes.
LOL

Oh and then, because they lost all their technical minded
people...well, it reached a point where they simply could no longer do
computer support...at all. So they wound up downgrading to telephone
tech support and a few months back I guess they were downgrading even
further to do bank/billing support for some financial outfit. Their
original staff was somewhere around 300...now it's like 30. Their
building used to be the pinnacle of modern coolness, with doors that
opened using your ID badges, top of the line computer systems, this
uber cool looking server room encased in glass, beautifully landscaped
with sod and trees...gone, all gone. The landscape was left for shit,
it turned brown, the grass died, most of the trees died and weeds took
over everywhere. All those computer that were top of the line in
1999...yeah, they haven't been upgraded since and so all their systems
are nearly a decade out of date. Their server room...nearly
dismantled, all the good, viable equipment was sold off and now it's
just running a little bare-bones network setup. They don't do the
name badges anymore either, they switched the doors over to the
traditional lock and key, etc, etc.

So yeah, I don't mind having Sykes on my resume...it's like a fuckin
badge of honor around here in this town. People are like, "Oh
Sykes...so how long did you serve?" It's like our hometown fuckin
Vietnam of sorts. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 22.11.2007 00:46:01 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:23:53 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>dave wrote:
>> On Oct 10, 1:00 pm, "Steve" wrote:
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
>>> messagenews:o93qg354sasitb2au7641memki8ce7cmtn@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:40:47 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> Lovely ASSumptions there, Freddy-tard. In Fred's messed up little
>>>>>> world if he hasn't read it on teh Interwebs then it MUST not be
>>>>>> tr00!
>>>
>>>>> So tell us out right - do you work there?
>>>
>>>> Work where? LOL, do you stupid r-tards REALLY think I would ever
>>>> completely tell the truth aobut anything online? For all you know
>>>> my name isn't even Matthew Moulton. *snicker*
>>>
>>> most likely it is. it is fact, though, that your billing address is
>>> correct
>>> since you're too stupid to pay netsolutions to not give that info
>>> out,
>>> dumbass.
>>
>> interesting that he lives in Oregon, but has a Spokane,washington
>> phone #
>
>That's his brother's number.

....so you're saying Josh lives in Walla Walla but has a Spokane phone
number? LOL, you tards sure are slow ass mother fuckers.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 22.11.2007 00:46:01 von Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 22.11.2007 00:51:00 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:24:00 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:28:22 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:21:14 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> ROFL
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Backwater Productions
>>>>>
>>>> ...I think you need to be retarded to find that funny.
>>> I know you're retro-tarded to use those standards.
>>> In case you need to bone up, here you go.
>>> http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html32
>>
>> Free cl00, Dipshit, that DTD tag is being used specifically as a means
>> of triggering a layout effect on the page that otherwise wouldn't
>> exist with any other DTD tag. I know this because I've actually
>> tested EVERY single CSS and HTML tag on ALL major operating systems
>> and browsers using each of the various DTDs to determine EXACTLY what
>> effect each and every one of them has.
>
>Who in hell actually believes that? Every single CSS tag? You don't even
>use CSS! Please provide screen shots as to exactly what the effects are;
>at least explain what the effects are.
>
>Besides, it seems to work okay with a 4.01 DTD. I think someone is just
>trying to stand out by being 'different'.

You do realize all this shit is archived in Google, right? I'm not
gonna go and do yer fuckin homework for you, Dipshit. If you wanna
know so bad go browse through the 10,000+ posts I've made in the past
four years or so and find it yer damn self. And yes, there were
screen shots posted too, by numerous people (might need to use the
Wayback to see 'em at this point though).

>"each of the various DTDs" as if there is a standard set of DTDs =D

There is a "standard set" you fuckin dipshit. That doesn't mean you
can't use custom DTDs, but there are default you fuckin retard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 22.11.2007 00:54:20 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:27:08 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:20:39 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 13:00:49 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss
>>>>>>>>> about that so he
>>>>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>>>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box
>>>>> blog crap too.
>>>>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's
>>>>> like, big time programming huh?
>>>>>
>>>>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>> Then let's see 'em, Junior! Or is talking shit all the better you can
>>>> do? And really, it's not as if you can bitch about the time it would
>>>> take seeing as how you spend ALL FUCKIN DAY LONG replying to my posts
>>>> with all your posturing, bloated bullshit.
>>> I'll look for an out-a-the-box editor that's still coding to 3.2 standards
>>> and see if I can match your stuff.
>>> No, wait. I can't.
>>> You're right. I can't.
>>
>> Of course you can't, because I straight code in Notepad
>
>Notepad? Even on your $25 adsense per week you can sure as hell afford
>the open source Notepad++.

Why the fuck would I do that? I don't believe in littering up my
system with a bunch of useless fuckin shit that I already got.

>> and know
>> specifically why exactly you would want to use that particular DTD
>> with that particular page layout form in order to achieve the maximum
>> level of cross browser/OS compatibility.

>Maximum level of cross browser/OS compatibility with HTML 3.2 and flash?
>What a chump. There is no other word to describe you as; just a plain chump.

This is the part where you whine like a bitch and fail to tell us what
OS/browser combination you think it won't work on.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 22.11.2007 00:56:11 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:57:38 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:d90tg3lf6g5jl2lh2e1deilghm235q1s9p@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:30:26 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
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>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> W00t! I gots teh kookie Stain death threats now! Tell us all more
>>>> about the kids you've raped, Stain. What do you do with their bodies
>>>> after you've molested their corpses?
>>>
>>>Didn't sound like a death threat to me ;]
>>
>> You're only sixteen years old, what the fuck do you know? Hell unless
>> it came out of a Linkin Park song or a Pampers commercial you ain't
>> gonna get it.
>
>you get any yet? rof.

Ask yer mom, Kiddo.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Site Tracker Interface Design

am 22.11.2007 00:59:36 von Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:20 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with ' >>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>
>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>
>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>
>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?

>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.

>http://extremetracking.com/open;sum?login=bwcb
>
>On those stats?
>An average of 15 visits a day?

That's for the OLD site, you dumbfuck. Hell there aren't even any ad
banners on that site.

>Shit.

Yeah, yer Pampers are full of it, huh Kiddo?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )