Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
wrote:

>I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster

A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O

>with good experience in online marketing.

....such as?

>I'm looking for a job in any of the following
>positions junior web designer, junior web developer

Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.

>or online marketer.

*snicker*

I take it English isn't your primary language, eh Junior?

>I've good experience in HTML/XHTML, CSS, JavaScript,
>Photoshop, SQL, & MySQL and basic knowledge of PHP, ASP.net, XML,
>Flash, Joomla, OsCommerce & WordPress.

....such as?

I mean, don't you have any examples of websites you've done? Even if
you're a college flunkie you should at the very least have a
portfolio. I mean do you honestly believe that ANYBODY would hire you
based on nothing more than what you idly claim in some newsgroup? I
mean you might just as well be claiming that you're an astronaut and
you've flow to the moon six or seven times.

>I also have experience in learning and excelling at new technologies
>as needed.

....and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.

>My email is ebied4ever@gmail.com. I can be reached anytime via my cell
>phone, +20109598811 or via my msn ebied4ever@hotmail.com.

Mmmm, nothin spells "professional" like a hotmail account! And
posting through Google froups no less (the WebTV interface of Usenet).
Oh yeah, you're sure a real winner, Junior! And posting to
alt.design.graphics where there are just DOZENS (read none) of people
looking for web developers, woah, you sure know a LOT about
"marketering" yourself, huh Junior? *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> wrote:
>
>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.

--
==================
Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
jstucklex@attglobal.net
==================

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
>
> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>

Not unlike "perfect liquid design."

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.

LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
good code.

There is a software, that was first a porter from GameMaker Files
(Delphi) to Java (Mobile, Desktop or Web), but that due to the last
GameMaker update, had to stop doing so. Now it's a complete game
making software of its own that enables you to make software and games
for mobile, desktop and websites! And a 13 year old guy started
working on it ;). Now he's 15 or 16.

So man... What does someone's age matter?

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros" wrote in message
news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.
>
> LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
> tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
> businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
> good code.

How dare you be young!

--
"The toothless get ruthless" - 20th Century Philosopher.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com:


> So man... What does someone's age matter?


*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working with
REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.

So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming world
is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Good Man" wrote...
: "Real Life" ... tends to be ... certainly more stressful ...

Stress is an order imagination. If you did not imagine stress,
it would not exist. In other words, you seem to refer to mental
anguish, frustration and other emotions. In this case, I think
"stress" tends to get defined by the imagination. Take a deep
breath, open your mind and let your breath out real slow. It
tends to clear your mind and the stress no longer exists. And
furthermore, you only know about your own stress and you tend
to apply that knowledge to how you interpret the reactions of
others. If you have never felt stress, never known stress, then
you will have no clue as to what it really is.

So your comment to a young person that perhaps never felt that
stress that you are trying to make him feel, perhaps means very
little to the individual that you wrote to.

The American Indians knew little of land ownership when White Man
invaded their lands and started claiming land as belonging to the
White Man. Many roamed around, setting up tents or other types of
such housing and packed up and moved on when time to do so.

If you really think about it, land ownership does not exist. The
land exists, but it's only a piece of paper that requires man's
imagination to interpret it. Without man's imagination to interpret
such things, it really does not exist. And even if one man then
interprets it, other men may disagree. It is all imaginary. And
STRESS is imaginary, too, right?

--
Jim Carlock
Swimming Pool, Spa And Water Feature Builders
http://www.aquaticcreationsnc.com/

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Jim Carlock" wrote in news:470b9d19$0$18930
$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:

> "Good Man" wrote...
>: "Real Life" ... tends to be ... certainly more stressful ...
>
> Stress is an order imagination. If you did not imagine stress,
> it would not exist. In other words, you seem to refer to mental
> anguish, frustration and other emotions. In this case, I think
> "stress" tends to get defined by the imagination. Take a deep
> breath, open your mind and let your breath out real slow. It
> tends to clear your mind and the stress no longer exists. And
> furthermore, you only know about your own stress and you tend
> to apply that knowledge to how you interpret the reactions of
> others. If you have never felt stress, never known stress, then
> you will have no clue as to what it really is.

This is all true, however I was referring to stress as in "muck up the
programming on a test site, things aren't terrible" vs "muck it up on the
real site that controls Nuclear Warheads and a war will start"

Surely working the latter will produce a greater adrenaline-rush to the
programmer when it's time to upload!

So, perhaps replace "more stressful" with "have greater ramifications"

:)

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:59 -0700, Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros
wrote:

>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.

>LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
>tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
>businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
>good code.

Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind. For example I use to hate
Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
front-end development.

These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless. He knows it
too, which is one of the reasons why he lashes out like he does.

>There is a software, that was first a porter from GameMaker Files
>(Delphi) to Java (Mobile, Desktop or Web), but that due to the last
>GameMaker update, had to stop doing so. Now it's a complete game
>making software of its own that enables you to make software and games
>for mobile, desktop and websites! And a 13 year old guy started
>working on it ;). Now he's 15 or 16.
>
>So man... What does someone's age matter?

It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
creativity or originality. If you were in his position you'd be as
angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:18 -0700, ZeldorBlat
wrote:

>On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
>>
>> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>>
>
>Not unlike "perfect liquid design."

The difference being that perfect liquid designs actually exist, you
fucking retard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:f7tng3h2pfffmp2gb0o6lkdkr7cg6vesr2@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:18 -0700, ZeldorBlat
> wrote:
>
>>On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >>productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>>>
>>
>>Not unlike "perfect liquid design."
>
> The difference being that perfect liquid designs actually exist, you
> fucking retard.

define what that is, show us an example, then show where someone *else*
knows what it is and is doing it.

fact is, it's made up shit like the other half-dozen omh-isms floating
around on the net. it, in term and practice, is meaningless to all but you.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:f7tng3h2pfffmp2gb0o6lkdkr7cg6vesr2@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:18 -0700, ZeldorBlat
> wrote:
>
>>On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >>productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>>>
>>
>>Not unlike "perfect liquid design."
>
> The difference being that perfect liquid designs actually exist, you
> fucking retard.

define what that is, show us an example, then show where someone *else*
knows what it is and is doing it.

fact is, it's made up shit like the other half-dozen omh-isms floating
around on the net. it, in term and practice, is meaningless to all but you.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:18 -0700, ZeldorBlat
> wrote:
>
>> On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >> productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>>>
>>
>> Not unlike "perfect liquid design."
>
> The difference being that perfect liquid designs actually exist, you
> fucking retard.

Oh.
Have you done one?
I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:18 -0700, ZeldorBlat
> wrote:
>
>> On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >> productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>>>
>>
>> Not unlike "perfect liquid design."
>
> The difference being that perfect liquid designs actually exist, you
> fucking retard.

Oh.
Have you done one?
I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:56:45 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>duh, er, uh...I'm sofa king we tard it...

Yeah, we (tinw) know Steview, we know.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Oh.
>Have you done one?
>I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.

You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
about, do you?

*pats you on the head*

Yer cute...when you're stupid like that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:56:45 -0500, "Steve" wrote:

>duh, er, uh...I'm sofa king we tard it...

Yeah, we (tinw) know Steview, we know.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Oh.
>Have you done one?
>I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.

You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
about, do you?

*pats you on the head*

Yer cute...when you're stupid like that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Oh.
>> Have you done one?
>> I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>> Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.
>
> You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
> about, do you?

Sure he does. He's read your page source and found that you use HTML 3.2.

And yes, you do use a gawdawful editor - it converts tabs into spaces
without even telling you! Some great app that must be.


- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Oh.
>> Have you done one?
>> I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>> Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.
>
> You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
> about, do you?

Sure he does. He's read your page source and found that you use HTML 3.2.

And yes, you do use a gawdawful editor - it converts tabs into spaces
without even telling you! Some great app that must be.


- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
PGP Key: http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xBACD7433
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:23:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

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>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Oh.
>>> Have you done one?
>>> I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>>> Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.
>>
>> You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
>> about, do you?
>
>Sure he does. He's read your page source and found that you use HTML 3.2.

And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
compatibility with the "portal view".

However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center and thus no longer
need that method. Such as my blog site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

>And yes, you do use a gawdawful editor - it converts tabs into spaces
>without even telling you! Some great app that must be.

It's called NOTEPAD, you stupid bitch. That's how REAL men code.
Only dribbling pussies in training panties like you have to use some
failing WYSIWYG editor. Honestly, why in the fuck would you be using
tabs in your code? Tabs space things apart too far to make the code
reasonably efficient to read. Code indenting should NEVER be more
than two spaces wide.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:23:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>Hash: SHA1
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Oh.
>>> Have you done one?
>>> I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>>> Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.
>>
>> You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
>> about, do you?
>
>Sure he does. He's read your page source and found that you use HTML 3.2.

And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
compatibility with the "portal view".

However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center and thus no longer
need that method. Such as my blog site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

>And yes, you do use a gawdawful editor - it converts tabs into spaces
>without even telling you! Some great app that must be.

It's called NOTEPAD, you stupid bitch. That's how REAL men code.
Only dribbling pussies in training panties like you have to use some
failing WYSIWYG editor. Honestly, why in the fuck would you be using
tabs in your code? Tabs space things apart too far to make the code
reasonably efficient to read. Code indenting should NEVER be more
than two spaces wide.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:23:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
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>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Oh.
>>>> Have you done one?
>>>> I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>>>> Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.
>>> You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
>>> about, do you?
>> Sure he does. He's read your page source and found that you use HTML 3.2.
>
> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
> compatibility with the "portal view".

You haven't yet explained why.
You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.
"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
estate.

> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center

How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.

> and thus no longer
> need that method. Such as my blog site:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
>
>> And yes, you do use a gawdawful editor - it converts tabs into spaces
>> without even telling you! Some great app that must be.
>
> It's called NOTEPAD, you stupid bitch. That's how REAL men code.

No that's how people that never did look for a decent editor code. I
happen to like TextPad. I like the indentation style, ability to open
multiple documents and the syntax highlighting. It makes my workflow less
tedious.

> Only dribbling pussies in training panties like you have to use some
> failing WYSIWYG editor.

Look at my code. Does that look anything like what a WYSIWYG could craft?

> Honestly, why in the fuck would you be using
> tabs in your code?

Indenting lines for readability.

> Tabs space things apart too far to make the code
> reasonably efficient to read.

Only in notepad's idea of tabs ;]

> Code indenting should NEVER be more
> than two spaces wide.

Sure it can - I just set my tab spacing to my preference.

For PHP I use 4 spaces, HTML I use 8, and C I use only 1.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
PGP Key: http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xBACD7433
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:23:22 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>> Hash: SHA1
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:02:05 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Oh.
>>>> Have you done one?
>>>> I'm talking using HTML standards from this day and age.
>>>> Not the 3.2 pussy shit you make with some gawdawful editor.
>>> You really don't have any fuckin cl00 as to what you're even babbling
>>> about, do you?
>> Sure he does. He's read your page source and found that you use HTML 3.2.
>
> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
> compatibility with the "portal view".

You haven't yet explained why.
You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.
"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
estate.

> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center

How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.

> and thus no longer
> need that method. Such as my blog site:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
>
>> And yes, you do use a gawdawful editor - it converts tabs into spaces
>> without even telling you! Some great app that must be.
>
> It's called NOTEPAD, you stupid bitch. That's how REAL men code.

No that's how people that never did look for a decent editor code. I
happen to like TextPad. I like the indentation style, ability to open
multiple documents and the syntax highlighting. It makes my workflow less
tedious.

> Only dribbling pussies in training panties like you have to use some
> failing WYSIWYG editor.

Look at my code. Does that look anything like what a WYSIWYG could craft?

> Honestly, why in the fuck would you be using
> tabs in your code?

Indenting lines for readability.

> Tabs space things apart too far to make the code
> reasonably efficient to read.

Only in notepad's idea of tabs ;]

> Code indenting should NEVER be more
> than two spaces wide.

Sure it can - I just set my tab spacing to my preference.

For PHP I use 4 spaces, HTML I use 8, and C I use only 1.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
PGP Key: http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xBACD7433
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:52:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
>> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
>> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
>> compatibility with the "portal view".

>You haven't yet explained why.

Babbling that over and over and over again isn't going to change the
fact that I did.

>You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
>pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.

You said so, so it MUST be true, huh?

>"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
>estate.

Your stupidity regarding this has already been discussed and your
pathetic argument has been soundly ripped apart. You fail, good sir,
now move along, move along.

>> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center

>How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.

The hardest thing to achieve in the world is sex with yer mom...pretty
much you wanna just throw some flour on that bitch and then look for a
wet spot.

>> It's called NOTEPAD, you stupid bitch. That's how REAL men code.

>No that's how people that never did look for a decent editor code.

Your idea of a "decent editor" is one that does everything for you.
LOL

>I happen to like TextPad. I like the indentation style, ability to open
>multiple documents and the syntax highlighting. It makes my workflow less
>tedious.

So does Velcro on yer pants I hear...retards are like that.

>> Only dribbling pussies in training panties like you have to use some
>> failing WYSIWYG editor.

>Look at my code. Does that look anything like what a WYSIWYG could craft?

....um, what code? You don't HAVE any code...well unless you count all
the shit you rip off from other people. How's that blog stealing plan
of yours going?

>> Honestly, why in the fuck would you be using
>> tabs in your code?

>Indenting lines for readability.

I guess retards need everything overexaggerated, most programmers I
know prefer single or double spaced indentation for a more concise,
less cluttered look.

>> Tabs space things apart too far to make the code
>> reasonably efficient to read.

>Only in notepad's idea of tabs ;]

Notepad's idea, huh? So the program is sentient now, is it?

>> Code indenting should NEVER be more
>> than two spaces wide.

>Sure it can - I just set my tab spacing to my preference.

In your browser, when you right click and choose to look at the
source, how do you set your tab preference then? Oh, you don't, LOLZ!

>For PHP I use 4 spaces, HTML I use 8, and C I use only 1.

At least your inconsistent. Again I ask, do you fuck like you code?
LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:52:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
>> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
>> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
>> compatibility with the "portal view".

>You haven't yet explained why.

Babbling that over and over and over again isn't going to change the
fact that I did.

>You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
>pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.

You said so, so it MUST be true, huh?

>"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
>estate.

Your stupidity regarding this has already been discussed and your
pathetic argument has been soundly ripped apart. You fail, good sir,
now move along, move along.

>> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center

>How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.

The hardest thing to achieve in the world is sex with yer mom...pretty
much you wanna just throw some flour on that bitch and then look for a
wet spot.

>> It's called NOTEPAD, you stupid bitch. That's how REAL men code.

>No that's how people that never did look for a decent editor code.

Your idea of a "decent editor" is one that does everything for you.
LOL

>I happen to like TextPad. I like the indentation style, ability to open
>multiple documents and the syntax highlighting. It makes my workflow less
>tedious.

So does Velcro on yer pants I hear...retards are like that.

>> Only dribbling pussies in training panties like you have to use some
>> failing WYSIWYG editor.

>Look at my code. Does that look anything like what a WYSIWYG could craft?

....um, what code? You don't HAVE any code...well unless you count all
the shit you rip off from other people. How's that blog stealing plan
of yours going?

>> Honestly, why in the fuck would you be using
>> tabs in your code?

>Indenting lines for readability.

I guess retards need everything overexaggerated, most programmers I
know prefer single or double spaced indentation for a more concise,
less cluttered look.

>> Tabs space things apart too far to make the code
>> reasonably efficient to read.

>Only in notepad's idea of tabs ;]

Notepad's idea, huh? So the program is sentient now, is it?

>> Code indenting should NEVER be more
>> than two spaces wide.

>Sure it can - I just set my tab spacing to my preference.

In your browser, when you right click and choose to look at the
source, how do you set your tab preference then? Oh, you don't, LOLZ!

>For PHP I use 4 spaces, HTML I use 8, and C I use only 1.

At least your inconsistent. Again I ask, do you fuck like you code?
LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 2:55 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:52:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>
> wrote:
> >> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
> >> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
> >> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
> >> compatibility with the "portal view".
> >You haven't yet explained why.
>
> Babbling that over and over and over again isn't going to change the
> fact that I did.
>
> >You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
> >pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.
>
> You said so, so it MUST be true, huh?
>
> >"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
> >estate.
>
> Your stupidity regarding this has already been discussed and your
> pathetic argument has been soundly ripped apart. You fail, good sir,
> now move along, move along.
>
> >> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center
> >How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.
>
> The hardest thing to achieve in the world is sex with yer mom...pretty
> much you wanna just throw some flour on that bitch and then look for a
> wet spot.

Hell, son, that joke's older than the piss stains in your momma's
panties!
You really *are* out of new material, aren't you? :)

[unproductive, talentless bullshit snipped]
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 2:55 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:52:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>
> wrote:
> >> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
> >> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
> >> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
> >> compatibility with the "portal view".
> >You haven't yet explained why.
>
> Babbling that over and over and over again isn't going to change the
> fact that I did.
>
> >You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
> >pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.
>
> You said so, so it MUST be true, huh?
>
> >"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
> >estate.
>
> Your stupidity regarding this has already been discussed and your
> pathetic argument has been soundly ripped apart. You fail, good sir,
> now move along, move along.
>
> >> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center
> >How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.
>
> The hardest thing to achieve in the world is sex with yer mom...pretty
> much you wanna just throw some flour on that bitch and then look for a
> wet spot.

Hell, son, that joke's older than the piss stains in your momma's
panties!
You really *are* out of new material, aren't you? :)

[unproductive, talentless bullshit snipped]
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:48:39 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>On Oct 11, 2:55 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:52:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>
>> wrote:
>> >> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
>> >> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
>> >> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
>> >> compatibility with the "portal view".
>> >You haven't yet explained why.
>>
>> Babbling that over and over and over again isn't going to change the
>> fact that I did.
>>
>> >You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
>> >pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.
>>
>> You said so, so it MUST be true, huh?
>>
>> >"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
>> >estate.
>>
>> Your stupidity regarding this has already been discussed and your
>> pathetic argument has been soundly ripped apart. You fail, good sir,
>> now move along, move along.
>>
>> >> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center
>> >How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.
>>
>> The hardest thing to achieve in the world is sex with yer mom...pretty
>> much you wanna just throw some flour on that bitch and then look for a
>> wet spot.

>Hell, son, that joke's older tha

Do be sure and let me know when it starts to require any more than the
current slop I've been feeding you retards to keep you frothing at my
posts. To put it another way...deserve better.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:48:39 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>On Oct 11, 2:55 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:52:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>
>> wrote:
>> >> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
>> >> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
>> >> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
>> >> compatibility with the "portal view".
>> >You haven't yet explained why.
>>
>> Babbling that over and over and over again isn't going to change the
>> fact that I did.
>>
>> >You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
>> >pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.
>>
>> You said so, so it MUST be true, huh?
>>
>> >"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
>> >estate.
>>
>> Your stupidity regarding this has already been discussed and your
>> pathetic argument has been soundly ripped apart. You fail, good sir,
>> now move along, move along.
>>
>> >> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center
>> >How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.
>>
>> The hardest thing to achieve in the world is sex with yer mom...pretty
>> much you wanna just throw some flour on that bitch and then look for a
>> wet spot.

>Hell, son, that joke's older tha

Do be sure and let me know when it starts to require any more than the
current slop I've been feeding you retards to keep you frothing at my
posts. To put it another way...deserve better.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )