Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
wrote:

>I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster

A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O

>with good experience in online marketing.

....such as?

>I'm looking for a job in any of the following
>positions junior web designer, junior web developer

Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.

>or online marketer.

*snicker*

I take it English isn't your primary language, eh Junior?

>I've good experience in HTML/XHTML, CSS, JavaScript,
>Photoshop, SQL, & MySQL and basic knowledge of PHP, ASP.net, XML,
>Flash, Joomla, OsCommerce & WordPress.

....such as?

I mean, don't you have any examples of websites you've done? Even if
you're a college flunkie you should at the very least have a
portfolio. I mean do you honestly believe that ANYBODY would hire you
based on nothing more than what you idly claim in some newsgroup? I
mean you might just as well be claiming that you're an astronaut and
you've flow to the moon six or seven times.

>I also have experience in learning and excelling at new technologies
>as needed.

....and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.

>My email is ebied4ever@gmail.com. I can be reached anytime via my cell
>phone, +20109598811 or via my msn ebied4ever@hotmail.com.

Mmmm, nothin spells "professional" like a hotmail account! And
posting through Google froups no less (the WebTV interface of Usenet).
Oh yeah, you're sure a real winner, Junior! And posting to
alt.design.graphics where there are just DOZENS (read none) of people
looking for web developers, woah, you sure know a LOT about
"marketering" yourself, huh Junior? *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> wrote:
>
>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.

--
==================
Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
jstucklex@attglobal.net
==================

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
>
> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>

Not unlike "perfect liquid design."

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.

LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
good code.

There is a software, that was first a porter from GameMaker Files
(Delphi) to Java (Mobile, Desktop or Web), but that due to the last
GameMaker update, had to stop doing so. Now it's a complete game
making software of its own that enables you to make software and games
for mobile, desktop and websites! And a 13 year old guy started
working on it ;). Now he's 15 or 16.

So man... What does someone's age matter?

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros" wrote in message
news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.
>
> LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
> tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
> businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
> good code.

How dare you be young!

--
"The toothless get ruthless" - 20th Century Philosopher.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com:


> So man... What does someone's age matter?


*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working with
REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.

So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming world
is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:59 -0700, Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros
wrote:

>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.

>LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
>tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
>businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
>good code.

Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind. For example I use to hate
Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
front-end development.

These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless. He knows it
too, which is one of the reasons why he lashes out like he does.

>There is a software, that was first a porter from GameMaker Files
>(Delphi) to Java (Mobile, Desktop or Web), but that due to the last
>GameMaker update, had to stop doing so. Now it's a complete game
>making software of its own that enables you to make software and games
>for mobile, desktop and websites! And a 13 year old guy started
>working on it ;). Now he's 15 or 16.
>
>So man... What does someone's age matter?

It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
creativity or originality. If you were in his position you'd be as
angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:18 -0700, ZeldorBlat
wrote:

>On Oct 9, 8:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
>>
>> ...and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>>
>
>Not unlike "perfect liquid design."

The difference being that perfect liquid designs actually exist, you
fucking retard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:

>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>
>
>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working with
>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>
>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming world
>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.

Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
their way through interviews.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>>
>> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>>
>Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.

Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle

Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:

>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>
>
>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working with
>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>
>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming world
>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.

Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
their way through interviews.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>>
>> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>>
>Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.

Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle

Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:jdapg3hvqsriac1mgrruqs1osj6tvr8ohr@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:
>
>>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>
>>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>>
>>
>>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working
>>with
>>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>>
>>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming
>>world
>>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.
>
> Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
> biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
> ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
> their way through interviews.

that's, 'this day AND age' you associates degree having college wannabe. and
perhaps you should be a better interview bullshitter, then you'd not be
working at fucking walmart. for the rest of us gainfully employed
*programmers*, we don't have to rely on bullshit...we have a resume fully of
experience and references. ;^)

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:jdapg3hvqsriac1mgrruqs1osj6tvr8ohr@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:
>
>>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>
>>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>>
>>
>>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working
>>with
>>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>>
>>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming
>>world
>>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.
>
> Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
> biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
> ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
> their way through interviews.

that's, 'this day AND age' you associates degree having college wannabe. and
perhaps you should be a better interview bullshitter, then you'd not be
working at fucking walmart. for the rest of us gainfully employed
*programmers*, we don't have to rely on bullshit...we have a resume fully of
experience and references. ;^)

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:59 -0700, Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros
> wrote:
>
>>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.
>
>> LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
>> tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
>> businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
>> good code.
>
> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.

So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
for example.

> For example I use to hate
> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
> front-end development.
>
> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.

Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
donate buttons and ad links?

Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?

> He knows it
> too, which is one of the reasons why he lashes out like he does.
>
>> There is a software, that was first a porter from GameMaker Files
>> (Delphi) to Java (Mobile, Desktop or Web), but that due to the last
>> GameMaker update, had to stop doing so. Now it's a complete game
>> making software of its own that enables you to make software and games
>> for mobile, desktop and websites! And a 13 year old guy started
>> working on it ;). Now he's 15 or 16.
>>
>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>
> It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
> the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
> creativity or originality.

Seems like an okay guy to me.

> If you were in his position you'd be as
> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*

You are 37, are you not?

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:59 -0700, Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros
> wrote:
>
>>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.
>
>> LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
>> tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
>> businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
>> good code.
>
> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.

So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
for example.

> For example I use to hate
> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
> front-end development.
>
> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.

Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
donate buttons and ad links?

Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?

> He knows it
> too, which is one of the reasons why he lashes out like he does.
>
>> There is a software, that was first a porter from GameMaker Files
>> (Delphi) to Java (Mobile, Desktop or Web), but that due to the last
>> GameMaker update, had to stop doing so. Now it's a complete game
>> making software of its own that enables you to make software and games
>> for mobile, desktop and websites! And a 13 year old guy started
>> working on it ;). Now he's 15 or 16.
>>
>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>
> It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
> the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
> creativity or originality.

Seems like an okay guy to me.

> If you were in his position you'd be as
> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*

You are 37, are you not?

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>
>Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
[snip self-serving useless quotations]

Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
time in my killfile.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>
>Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
[snip self-serving useless quotations]

Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
time in my killfile.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:vrudnWf7WJMhcJHanZ2dnUVZ8rOdnZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:59 -0700, Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>>>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>>>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.
>>
>>> LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
>>> tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
>>> businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
>>> good code.
>>
>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.
>
> So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
> for example.
>
>> For example I use to hate
>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>> front-end development.
>>
>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.
>
> Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
> donate buttons and ad links?
>
> Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
> sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?

HE is...that's lower than the cost it requires to keep
back-assed-productions on the net.

>> If you were in his position you'd be as
>> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*
>
> You are 37, are you not?

oh no, no...he's sooooooo old...he's (wait for it...wait for it) 27 years
old. and, as you can see from his picture, he meets his physical build/type
description to a T, dontcha think?

http://www.myspace.com/onideus

btw, is there such a title as 'best programmer in the world'? man, if that
doesn't immediately identify the age maturity of his mental process, i don't
know what would. we're dealing with a 7 year old trapped in a 27 year old
body! that's just sad.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:vrudnWf7WJMhcJHanZ2dnUVZ8rOdnZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:30:59 -0700, Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
>>>> you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
>>>> training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.
>>
>>> LOL That just made me laugh. I myself am in school as well, and so are
>>> tons of Open Source Developers. That's what programming has that other
>>> businesses don't have: It doesn't matter the age, all it matters is
>>> good code.
>>
>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.
>
> So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
> for example.
>
>> For example I use to hate
>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>> front-end development.
>>
>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.
>
> Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
> donate buttons and ad links?
>
> Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
> sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?

HE is...that's lower than the cost it requires to keep
back-assed-productions on the net.

>> If you were in his position you'd be as
>> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*
>
> You are 37, are you not?

oh no, no...he's sooooooo old...he's (wait for it...wait for it) 27 years
old. and, as you can see from his picture, he meets his physical build/type
description to a T, dontcha think?

http://www.myspace.com/onideus

btw, is there such a title as 'best programmer in the world'? man, if that
doesn't immediately identify the age maturity of his mental process, i don't
know what would. we're dealing with a 7 year old trapped in a 27 year old
body! that's just sad.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:25:28 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:jdapg3hvqsriac1mgrruqs1osj6tvr8ohr@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:
>>
>>>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>>>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com :
>>>
>>>
>>>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>>>
>>>
>>>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working
>>>with
>>>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>>>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>>>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>>>
>>>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming
>>>world
>>>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.
>>
>> Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
>> biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
>> ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
>> their way through interviews.
>
>that's, 'this day AND age'

Actually you retard, you're wrong...although the malformed way has
become so mainstream amongst illiterate tweenage fucks like yourself
that I can see why a goober like you would think it was correct. Any
competent English major will tell you though that "in this day and
age" makes abso-fuckin-lutely no sense at all, redundant at best and
all around retarded. The form "in this day IN age" is specifying a
particular day in an age, where as the other form is specifying the
same thing twice.

An easy way to see how you're wrong is to replace "age" with "the
year". Now which makes more sense:

"In this day and the year."

or

"In this day in the year."

Dur-er, think slow now, Stupid, don't hurt yourself.

Also you better hurry up and get back to work, cause replying to my
posts all day certainly isn't "coding" and you ONLY get paid "$150 an
hour" for "coding", Stain (or so you claim). By your own admission,
the more you reply to my posts, the more money I'm costing your stupid
ass. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:25:28 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>news:jdapg3hvqsriac1mgrruqs1osj6tvr8ohr@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:
>>
>>>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>>>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com :
>>>
>>>
>>>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>>>
>>>
>>>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working
>>>with
>>>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>>>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>>>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>>>
>>>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming
>>>world
>>>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.
>>
>> Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
>> biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
>> ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
>> their way through interviews.
>
>that's, 'this day AND age'

Actually you retard, you're wrong...although the malformed way has
become so mainstream amongst illiterate tweenage fucks like yourself
that I can see why a goober like you would think it was correct. Any
competent English major will tell you though that "in this day and
age" makes abso-fuckin-lutely no sense at all, redundant at best and
all around retarded. The form "in this day IN age" is specifying a
particular day in an age, where as the other form is specifying the
same thing twice.

An easy way to see how you're wrong is to replace "age" with "the
year". Now which makes more sense:

"In this day and the year."

or

"In this day in the year."

Dur-er, think slow now, Stupid, don't hurt yourself.

Also you better hurry up and get back to work, cause replying to my
posts all day certainly isn't "coding" and you ONLY get paid "$150 an
hour" for "coding", Stain (or so you claim). By your own admission,
the more you reply to my posts, the more money I'm costing your stupid
ass. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.

>So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
>for example.

Um, hello, retard, I frequently use CSS to style my Flash content.
Yeesh, you fuckin dipshit. I don't think I've EVER just used straight
Flash for anything.

I primarily use the form LAMP FX or LAMP CFX

A Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP backend with a CSS, Flash and XML front
end.

>> For example I use to hate
>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>> front-end development.
>>
>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.

>Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
>donate buttons and ad links?

Um, because it's not? Durr, what the fuck do think the Iron Art Shop
site I built is doing you retarded dipshit?

>Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
>sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?

You really wouldn't know either way, seeing as how your dumbass
disabled Flash content. LOL

>> It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
>> the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
>> creativity or originality.

>Seems like an okay guy to me.

Based on what? He has no sites, he has no portfolio, he has no code
samples and all the fuck he does is run at the mouth about shit he has
no direct experience with. Oh and he's a beardo hambeast to top it
off:
http://www.icca.org/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action= pict&file=3967.jpg

....yeah, what a winner! Show me the code, bitch, show me the code.
Any competent web developer worth their salt who works in this biz has
a portfolio at the very least. If you don't have
one...*snicker*...who the fuck do you think yer kidding? Not any
potential clients that's fer fuckin sure.

>> If you were in his position you'd be as
>> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*

>You are 37, are you not?

LOL, hardly, yer about a decade off there, Junior.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
wrote:

>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.

>So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
>for example.

Um, hello, retard, I frequently use CSS to style my Flash content.
Yeesh, you fuckin dipshit. I don't think I've EVER just used straight
Flash for anything.

I primarily use the form LAMP FX or LAMP CFX

A Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP backend with a CSS, Flash and XML front
end.

>> For example I use to hate
>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>> front-end development.
>>
>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.

>Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
>donate buttons and ad links?

Um, because it's not? Durr, what the fuck do think the Iron Art Shop
site I built is doing you retarded dipshit?

>Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
>sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?

You really wouldn't know either way, seeing as how your dumbass
disabled Flash content. LOL

>> It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
>> the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
>> creativity or originality.

>Seems like an okay guy to me.

Based on what? He has no sites, he has no portfolio, he has no code
samples and all the fuck he does is run at the mouth about shit he has
no direct experience with. Oh and he's a beardo hambeast to top it
off:
http://www.icca.org/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action= pict&file=3967.jpg

....yeah, what a winner! Show me the code, bitch, show me the code.
Any competent web developer worth their salt who works in this biz has
a portfolio at the very least. If you don't have
one...*snicker*...who the fuck do you think yer kidding? Not any
potential clients that's fer fuckin sure.

>> If you were in his position you'd be as
>> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*

>You are 37, are you not?

LOL, hardly, yer about a decade off there, Junior.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:25:16 +0000 (UTC), axlq@spamcop.net (axlq)
wrote:

>In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>>
>>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>>
>>Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
> [snip self-serving useless quotations]
>
>Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
>thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
>Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
>time in my killfile.
>
>

Oh noes, the fatbeast "axlq" has shut himself the fuck up and won't be
tainting my threads with his drooling idiocy any longer! Why that's
just TERRIBLE, honest it is!

Hopefully his head isn't so FAT that it keeps knockin his blinders
off.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:25:16 +0000 (UTC), axlq@spamcop.net (axlq)
wrote:

>In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>>
>>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>>
>>Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
> [snip self-serving useless quotations]
>
>Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
>thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
>Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
>time in my killfile.
>
>

Oh noes, the fatbeast "axlq" has shut himself the fuck up and won't be
tainting my threads with his drooling idiocy any longer! Why that's
just TERRIBLE, honest it is!

Hopefully his head isn't so FAT that it keeps knockin his blinders
off.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:9nupg3dgtf174tffe3cfvpdppbg3tkj0nf@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:25:28 -0500, "Steve"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:jdapg3hvqsriac1mgrruqs1osj6tvr8ohr@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:
>>>
>>>>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>>>>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.co m:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working
>>>>with
>>>>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>>>>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>>>>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>>>>
>>>>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming
>>>>world
>>>>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.
>>>
>>> Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
>>> biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
>>> ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
>>> their way through interviews.
>>
>>that's, 'this day AND age'
>
> Actually yo

i see it's now past 3...you must have been released from your wonderful job
at wally world. morning shift, eh?

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:9nupg3dgtf174tffe3cfvpdppbg3tkj0nf@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:25:28 -0500, "Steve"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
>>news:jdapg3hvqsriac1mgrruqs1osj6tvr8ohr@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:20:51 -0500, Good Man wrote:
>>>
>>>>Bruno Rafael Moreira de Barros wrote in
>>>>news:1191936659.186273.54530@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.co m:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> So man... What does someone's age matter?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>*Most* of the time, it's indicitive of someone's experience in working
>>>>with
>>>>REAL LIFE coding situations and applications. Coding in "Real Life" on
>>>>established web applications tends to be a lot different (and certainly
>>>>more stressful) than coding exercises offered in a classroom.
>>>>
>>>>So, it's not the be-all or end-all, but experience in the programming
>>>>world
>>>>is regarded pretty highly, and age *tends* to indicate experience.
>>>
>>> Not really, in this day in age you got college flunkies in the tech
>>> biz at EVERY age, and in fact the older ones are more a pain in the
>>> ass since the REAL "experience" they've gained in life is bullshitting
>>> their way through interviews.
>>
>>that's, 'this day AND age'
>
> Actually yo

i see it's now past 3...you must have been released from your wonderful job
at wally world. morning shift, eh?

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.
>
>> So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
>> for example.
>
> Um, hello, retard, I frequently use CSS to style my Flash content.
> Yeesh, you fuckin dipshit. I don't think I've EVER just used straight
> Flash for anything.
>
> I primarily use the form LAMP FX or LAMP CFX
>
> A Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP backend with a CSS, Flash and XML front
> end.

Congratulations on that I mean, it's not exactly easy to install a LAMP
or anything. *sigh* Funny how HTML doesn't come in anywhere there.

>>> For example I use to hate
>>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>>> front-end development.
>>>
>>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.
>
>> Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
>> donate buttons and ad links?
>
> Um, because it's not? Durr, what the fuck do think the Iron Art Shop
> site I built is doing you retarded dipshit?

Sitting on the interwebs rotting because no one can link to any pages,
the layout is repulsive and it is built entirely on flash (again).

>> Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
>> sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?
>
> You really wouldn't know either way, seeing as how your
> dumbass

That contraction makes no sense.

> disabled Flash content. LOL

Shame that - it means I miss all of your sites.

>>> It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
>>> the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
>>> creativity or originality.
>
>> Seems like an okay guy to me.
>
> Based on what? He has no sites, he has no portfolio, he has no code
> samples and all the fuck he does is run at the mouth about shit he has
> no direct experience with. Oh and he's a beardo hambeast to top it
> off:
> http://www.icca.org/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action= pict&file=3967.jpg

Do I care what he looks like?

He knows a damn lot more than you and that is all that matters on usenet.

> ...yeah, what a winner! Show me the code, bitch, show me the code.
> Any competent web developer worth their salt who works in this biz has
> a portfolio at the very least. If you don't have
> one...*snicker*...who the fuck do you think yer kidding? Not any
> potential clients that's fer fuckin sure.

So where's yours?

>>> If you were in his position you'd be as
>>> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*
>
>> You are 37, are you not?
>
> LOL, hardly, yer about a decade off there, Junior.

What can I say? Typo.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> wrote:
>
>>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.
>
>> So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
>> for example.
>
> Um, hello, retard, I frequently use CSS to style my Flash content.
> Yeesh, you fuckin dipshit. I don't think I've EVER just used straight
> Flash for anything.
>
> I primarily use the form LAMP FX or LAMP CFX
>
> A Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP backend with a CSS, Flash and XML front
> end.

Congratulations on that I mean, it's not exactly easy to install a LAMP
or anything. *sigh* Funny how HTML doesn't come in anywhere there.

>>> For example I use to hate
>>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>>> front-end development.
>>>
>>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.
>
>> Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
>> donate buttons and ad links?
>
> Um, because it's not? Durr, what the fuck do think the Iron Art Shop
> site I built is doing you retarded dipshit?

Sitting on the interwebs rotting because no one can link to any pages,
the layout is repulsive and it is built entirely on flash (again).

>> Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
>> sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?
>
> You really wouldn't know either way, seeing as how your
> dumbass

That contraction makes no sense.

> disabled Flash content. LOL

Shame that - it means I miss all of your sites.

>>> It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
>>> the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
>>> creativity or originality.
>
>> Seems like an okay guy to me.
>
> Based on what? He has no sites, he has no portfolio, he has no code
> samples and all the fuck he does is run at the mouth about shit he has
> no direct experience with. Oh and he's a beardo hambeast to top it
> off:
> http://www.icca.org/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action= pict&file=3967.jpg

Do I care what he looks like?

He knows a damn lot more than you and that is all that matters on usenet.

> ...yeah, what a winner! Show me the code, bitch, show me the code.
> Any competent web developer worth their salt who works in this biz has
> a portfolio at the very least. If you don't have
> one...*snicker*...who the fuck do you think yer kidding? Not any
> potential clients that's fer fuckin sure.

So where's yours?

>>> If you were in his position you'd be as
>>> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*
>
>> You are 37, are you not?
>
> LOL, hardly, yer about a decade off there, Junior.

What can I say? Typo.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:25:16 +0000 (UTC), axlq@spamcop.net (axlq)
> wrote:
>
>> In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>>>
>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>>>
>>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
>> [snip self-serving useless quotations]
>>
>> Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
>> thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
>> Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
>> time in my killfile.
>>
>>

Sounds like a fair idea. I'm getting rather bored of oni now - he hasn't
said anything at all entertaining for several topics and his ideas are
just getting weaker.

> Hopefully his head isn't so FAT that it keeps knockin his blinders
> off.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience there.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:25:16 +0000 (UTC), axlq@spamcop.net (axlq)
> wrote:
>
>> In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>>>
>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>>>
>>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
>> [snip self-serving useless quotations]
>>
>> Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
>> thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
>> Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
>> time in my killfile.
>>
>>

Sounds like a fair idea. I'm getting rather bored of oni now - he hasn't
said anything at all entertaining for several topics and his ideas are
just getting weaker.

> Hopefully his head isn't so FAT that it keeps knockin his blinders
> off.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience there.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:rJKdnasH8cDK2pDanZ2dnUVZ8s2mnZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>>>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>>>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>>>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>>>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.
>>
>>> So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
>>> for example.
>>
>> Um, hello, retard, I frequently use CSS to style my Flash content.
>> Yeesh, you fuckin dipshit. I don't think I've EVER just used straight
>> Flash for anything.
>>
>> I primarily use the form LAMP FX or LAMP CFX
>>
>> A Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP backend with a CSS, Flash and XML front
>> end.
>
> Congratulations on that I mean, it's not exactly easy to install a LAMP
> or anything. *sigh* Funny how HTML doesn't come in anywhere there.
>
>>>> For example I use to hate
>>>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>>>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>>>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>>>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>>>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>>>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>>>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>>>> front-end development.
>>>>
>>>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>>>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>>>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>>>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.
>>
>>> Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
>>> donate buttons and ad links?
>>
>> Um, because it's not? Durr, what the fuck do think the Iron Art Shop
>> site I built is doing you retarded dipshit?
>
> Sitting on the interwebs rotting because no one can link to any pages,
> the layout is repulsive and it is built entirely on flash (again).

i wonder, looking at the html source, how exactly would this be
accomplished?

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:rJKdnasH8cDK2pDanZ2dnUVZ8s2mnZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>>>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>>>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>>>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>>>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.
>>
>>> So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
>>> for example.
>>
>> Um, hello, retard, I frequently use CSS to style my Flash content.
>> Yeesh, you fuckin dipshit. I don't think I've EVER just used straight
>> Flash for anything.
>>
>> I primarily use the form LAMP FX or LAMP CFX
>>
>> A Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP backend with a CSS, Flash and XML front
>> end.
>
> Congratulations on that I mean, it's not exactly easy to install a LAMP
> or anything. *sigh* Funny how HTML doesn't come in anywhere there.
>
>>>> For example I use to hate
>>>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>>>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>>>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>>>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>>>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>>>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>>>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>>>> front-end development.
>>>>
>>>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>>>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>>>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>>>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.
>>
>>> Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
>>> donate buttons and ad links?
>>
>> Um, because it's not? Durr, what the fuck do think the Iron Art Shop
>> site I built is doing you retarded dipshit?
>
> Sitting on the interwebs rotting because no one can link to any pages,
> the layout is repulsive and it is built entirely on flash (again).

i wonder, looking at the html source, how exactly would this be
accomplished?

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:rJKdnaoH8cBx2pDanZ2dnUVZ8s3inZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:25:16 +0000 (UTC), axlq@spamcop.net (axlq)
>> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>>>>
>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>>>>
>>>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
>>> [snip self-serving useless quotations]
>>>
>>> Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
>>> thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
>>> Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
>>> time in my killfile.
>>>
>>>
>
> Sounds like a fair idea. I'm getting rather bored of oni now - he hasn't
> said anything at all entertaining for several topics and his ideas are
> just getting weaker.
>
>> Hopefully his head isn't so FAT that it keeps knockin his blinders
>> off.
>
> Sounds like you're speaking from experience there.

myspace shows his mug. and, he is...that's aside from his "5/11 athletic"
build. yet another self-over-estimation engagement - well hell, omh and
over-estimation have been married for quite some time now. i digress...

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Brendan Gillatt" wrote
in message news:rJKdnaoH8cBx2pDanZ2dnUVZ8s3inZ2d@pipex.net...
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:25:16 +0000 (UTC), axlq@spamcop.net (axlq)
>> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <5eapg3t104eq17p96jhstfumsbfo57hara@4ax.com>,
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>>>>
>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jerry+Stuckle
>>>>
>>>> Tsch, tsch, tsch...you dirty pedophile! ^_^
>>> [snip self-serving useless quotations]
>>>
>>> Hmm, this 'hatter' guy hasn't said anything constructive in this
>>> thread yet, and likes to quote himself saying other useless things.
>>> Oh well, until he gets proper psychiatric help, I hope he enjoys his
>>> time in my killfile.
>>>
>>>
>
> Sounds like a fair idea. I'm getting rather bored of oni now - he hasn't
> said anything at all entertaining for several topics and his ideas are
> just getting weaker.
>
>> Hopefully his head isn't so FAT that it keeps knockin his blinders
>> off.
>
> Sounds like you're speaking from experience there.

myspace shows his mug. and, he is...that's aside from his "5/11 athletic"
build. yet another self-over-estimation engagement - well hell, omh and
over-estimation have been married for quite some time now. i digress...

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>
> wrote:
> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> >> wrote:
>
> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>
> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?

[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]

(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>
> wrote:
> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> >> wrote:
>
> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>
> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?

[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]

(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:55 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>>
>> wrote:
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>>
>> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>>
>> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>>
>> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
>[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]
>
>(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)

Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:55 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter >productions.net> wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>>
>> wrote:
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>>
>> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>>
>> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>>
>> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
>[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]
>
>(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)

Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:57:19 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>> Actually yo

>i se

Don't you run away from me, I'm not done blistering your little ass.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:57:19 -0500, "Steve"
wrote:

>> Actually yo

>i se

Don't you run away from me, I'm not done blistering your little ass.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 2:56 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:55 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > >productions.net> wrote:
> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>
> >> wrote:
> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> >> >> wrote:
>
> >> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> >> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
> >> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>
> >> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
> >[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]
>
> >(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)
>
> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

Ah. All out of ideas already?
*looks at OMH's web sites*
You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 2:56 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:55 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > >productions.net> wrote:
> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>
> >> wrote:
> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> >> >> wrote:
>
> >> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> >> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
> >> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>
> >> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
> >[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]
>
> >(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)
>
> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

Ah. All out of ideas already?
*looks at OMH's web sites*
You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 2:56 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:55 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > >productions.net> wrote:
> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>
> >> wrote:
> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> >> >> wrote:
>
> >> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> >> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
> >> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>
> >> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
> >[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]
>
> >(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)
>
> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

Ah. All out of ideas already?
*looks at OMH's web sites*
You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 2:56 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:55 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >On Oct 10, 6:04 am, Onideus Mad Hatter > >productions.net> wrote:
> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:17:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>
> >> wrote:
> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
> >> >> wrote:
>
> >> >>> I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
>
> >> >> A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>
> >> >Someone about 10 levels more qualified than you.
>
> >> Is it someone who rapes little girls like you do?
>
> >[Pssst ... you did that one already. Got anything new? :) ]
>
> >(unproductive, unimaginative drivel snipped)
>
> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

Ah. All out of ideas already?
*looks at OMH's web sites*
You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:43:23 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

>Ah. All out of ideas already?

Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!

>*looks at OMH's web sites*

*looks up Daniel's dress*

So you like things pink and lacey, huh?

>You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)

*rimshot*

Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
*nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:43:23 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

>Ah. All out of ideas already?

Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!

>*looks at OMH's web sites*

*looks up Daniel's dress*

So you like things pink and lacey, huh?

>You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)

*rimshot*

Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
*nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:46:09 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

>Ah. A

Gawd damn record is skippin again.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:46:09 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.

>Ah. A

Gawd damn record is skippin again.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:05 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:43:23 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.
> >Ah. All out of ideas already?
>
> Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!

And miss out on spending YOUR tax dollars on cool shit that'll never
see the light of day? Never! :)
>
> >*looks at OMH's web sites*
>
> *looks up Daniel's dress*

So, you like men who cross-dress? Why aren't I surprised? :)
>
> So you like things pink and lacey, huh?

Oh those? They're your moms. She asked me to wear them. :)
>
> >You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> *rimshot*

Hey! What a coincidence! I just gave your mom a rimshot! :)
>
> Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
> *nods*

You sure do nod a lot ... is that a neurological problem or just a
nervous tic? Or is that just a pathetic attempt to show us all that
you REALLY mean what you're saying? :)

Hey, look everyone! He REALLY means that! No, really, he does! LOL!
*nods*
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:05 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:43:23 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.
> >Ah. All out of ideas already?
>
> Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!

And miss out on spending YOUR tax dollars on cool shit that'll never
see the light of day? Never! :)
>
> >*looks at OMH's web sites*
>
> *looks up Daniel's dress*

So, you like men who cross-dress? Why aren't I surprised? :)
>
> So you like things pink and lacey, huh?

Oh those? They're your moms. She asked me to wear them. :)
>
> >You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> *rimshot*

Hey! What a coincidence! I just gave your mom a rimshot! :)
>
> Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
> *nods*

You sure do nod a lot ... is that a neurological problem or just a
nervous tic? Or is that just a pathetic attempt to show us all that
you REALLY mean what you're saying? :)

Hey, look everyone! He REALLY means that! No, really, he does! LOL!
*nods*
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:06 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:46:09 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.
> >Ah. A
>
> Gawd damn record is skippin again.

Replying to my posts twice, man?
Does this mean you're hot for me? :)

Sorry, I'm married.
OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:06 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:46:09 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.
> >Ah. A
>
> Gawd damn record is skippin again.

Replying to my posts twice, man?
Does this mean you're hot for me? :)

Sorry, I'm married.
OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:15:39 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> >Ah. A

>> Gawd damn record is skippin again.

>Replying to my posts twice, man?

Making your posts twice?

>Does this mean you're hot for me? :)

Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )

>Sorry, I'm married.

Does incest really count as being "married"?

>OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)

Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:15:39 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> >Ah. A

>> Gawd damn record is skippin again.

>Replying to my posts twice, man?

Making your posts twice?

>Does this mean you're hot for me? :)

Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )

>Sorry, I'm married.

Does incest really count as being "married"?

>OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)

Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!

>And miss out on spending YOUR tax dollars on cool shit that'll never
>see the light of day? Never! :)

I love it when you babble incoherently.

>> >*looks at OMH's web sites*

>> *looks up Daniel's dress*

>So, you like men who cross-dress?

So you're wearing a dress? Why aren't I surprised? :)

>> So you like things pink and lacey, huh?

>Oh those? They're your moms. She asked me to wear them. :)

So she's wearing the pants in the relationship, huh?

>> >You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>>
>> *rimshot*

>Hey! What a coincidence! I just gave your mom a rimshot! :)

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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....just thought I'd help ya out there.

>> Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
>> *nods*

>You sure do nod a lot ... is that a neurological problem or just a
>nervous tic?

So you suffer from Asperger's syndrome, eh?

>Or is that just a pathetic attempt to show us all that
>you REALLY mean what you're saying? :)

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....Xanax much?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!

>And miss out on spending YOUR tax dollars on cool shit that'll never
>see the light of day? Never! :)

I love it when you babble incoherently.

>> >*looks at OMH's web sites*

>> *looks up Daniel's dress*

>So, you like men who cross-dress?

So you're wearing a dress? Why aren't I surprised? :)

>> So you like things pink and lacey, huh?

>Oh those? They're your moms. She asked me to wear them. :)

So she's wearing the pants in the relationship, huh?

>> >You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>>
>> *rimshot*

>Hey! What a coincidence! I just gave your mom a rimshot! :)

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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....just thought I'd help ya out there.

>> Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
>> *nods*

>You sure do nod a lot ... is that a neurological problem or just a
>nervous tic?

So you suffer from Asperger's syndrome, eh?

>Or is that just a pathetic attempt to show us all that
>you REALLY mean what you're saying? :)

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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....Xanax much?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:26 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:15:39 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> >Ah. A
> >> Gawd damn record is skippin again.
> >Replying to my posts twice, man?
>
> Making your posts twice?

Ask Google what happened. :)
>
> >Does this mean you're hot for me? :)
>
> Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )

No, but I'll fuck your mom again if she asks REAL nice. :)
>
> >Sorry, I'm married.
>
> Does incest really count as being "married"?

Ask your mom. She should know. :)
>
> >OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)
>
> Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.

What the fuck state do you live in that allows marrying 8 year olds?
Your home life must have been ... scary. :)
But it does explain a lot. :)

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:26 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:15:39 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> >Ah. A
> >> Gawd damn record is skippin again.
> >Replying to my posts twice, man?
>
> Making your posts twice?

Ask Google what happened. :)
>
> >Does this mean you're hot for me? :)
>
> Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )

No, but I'll fuck your mom again if she asks REAL nice. :)
>
> >Sorry, I'm married.
>
> Does incest really count as being "married"?

Ask your mom. She should know. :)
>
> >OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)
>
> Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.

What the fuck state do you live in that allows marrying 8 year olds?
Your home life must have been ... scary. :)
But it does explain a lot. :)

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:35:27 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Making your posts twice?

>Ask Google what happened. :)

Google is not an excuse for your stupidity...ever.

>> >Does this mean you're hot for me? :)

>> Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )

>No, but I'll fuck your mom again if she asks REAL nice. :)

My mom is dead, have fun!

>> >Sorry, I'm married.

>> Does incest really count as being "married"?

>Ask your mom. She should know. :)

I don't think dead people can talk.

>> >OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)

>> Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.

>What the fuck state do you live in that allows marrying 8 year olds?

Sorry, but I won't support your incestuous relationship.

>Your home life must have been ... scary. :)

Unlike you I wasn't brought up to believe that "incest is best", so it
wasn't really that scary, in fact most people consider a lack of
molestation to be normal...shocking for you I'm sure.

>But it does explain a lot. :)

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:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

....what explains that?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:35:27 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>> Making your posts twice?

>Ask Google what happened. :)

Google is not an excuse for your stupidity...ever.

>> >Does this mean you're hot for me? :)

>> Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )

>No, but I'll fuck your mom again if she asks REAL nice. :)

My mom is dead, have fun!

>> >Sorry, I'm married.

>> Does incest really count as being "married"?

>Ask your mom. She should know. :)

I don't think dead people can talk.

>> >OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)

>> Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.

>What the fuck state do you live in that allows marrying 8 year olds?

Sorry, but I won't support your incestuous relationship.

>Your home life must have been ... scary. :)

Unlike you I wasn't brought up to believe that "incest is best", so it
wasn't really that scary, in fact most people consider a lack of
molestation to be normal...shocking for you I'm sure.

>But it does explain a lot. :)

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

....what explains that?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:424tg35fge5mnd8jfvi9iu52iel7v8uv63@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:46:09 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:
>
>>> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.
>
>>Ah. A
>
> Gawd damn record is skippin again.

such a fucking steve-addict!

first, i say prepube cuz ballz ain't dropped...next day, omh litters usenet
with same phrase.
second, i re-write his replies so his projections are redirected back to
himself...next day, fucktard litters usenet with the same tactic.
and now! he's even spelling GAWD like i've used for the past two fucking
days!

what an unoriginal mimic fuckwit.

OMH, you're boring me now. you are duely kill-filed for lack of effort and
originality. and since you won't shut yourself the fuck up, i'll do it for
you.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
news:424tg35fge5mnd8jfvi9iu52iel7v8uv63@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:46:09 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:
>
>>> Let me know when you start deserving better, Fruitloop.
>
>>Ah. A
>
> Gawd damn record is skippin again.

such a fucking steve-addict!

first, i say prepube cuz ballz ain't dropped...next day, omh litters usenet
with same phrase.
second, i re-write his replies so his projections are redirected back to
himself...next day, fucktard litters usenet with the same tactic.
and now! he's even spelling GAWD like i've used for the past two fucking
days!

what an unoriginal mimic fuckwit.

OMH, you're boring me now. you are duely kill-filed for lack of effort and
originality. and since you won't shut yourself the fuck up, i'll do it for
you.

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:32 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!
> >And miss out on spending YOUR tax dollars on cool shit that'll never
> >see the light of day? Never! :)
>
> I love it when you babble incoherently.

What part didn't you understand? The part about dollars or taxes? :)

>
> >> >*looks at OMH's web sites*
> >> *looks up Daniel's dress*
> >So, you like men who cross-dress?
>
> So you're wearing a dress? Why aren't I surprised? :)

So you admit you like cross-dressers?
>
> >> So you like things pink and lacey, huh?
> >Oh those? They're your moms. She asked me to wear them. :)
>
> So she's wearing the pants in the relationship, huh?

As I understand it, she wears them in hers and yours. :)
>
> >> >You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> >> *rimshot*
> >Hey! What a coincidence! I just gave your mom a rimshot! :)
>
> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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>
> ...just thought I'd help ya out there.

Nah, that's HER job. :)

>
> >> Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
> >> *nods*
> >You sure do nod a lot ... is that a neurological problem or just a
> >nervous tic?
>
> So you suffer from Asperger's syndrome, eh?
>
> >Or is that just a pathetic attempt to show us all that
> >you REALLY mean what you're saying? :)
>
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I'm not the one who just blew a gasket up there, son. :)

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:32 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Here's an idea...why don't you kill yourself as a gift to mankind!
> >And miss out on spending YOUR tax dollars on cool shit that'll never
> >see the light of day? Never! :)
>
> I love it when you babble incoherently.

What part didn't you understand? The part about dollars or taxes? :)

>
> >> >*looks at OMH's web sites*
> >> *looks up Daniel's dress*
> >So, you like men who cross-dress?
>
> So you're wearing a dress? Why aren't I surprised? :)

So you admit you like cross-dressers?
>
> >> So you like things pink and lacey, huh?
> >Oh those? They're your moms. She asked me to wear them. :)
>
> So she's wearing the pants in the relationship, huh?

As I understand it, she wears them in hers and yours. :)
>
> >> >You were out of new ideas a LONG time ago, huh? :)
>
> >> *rimshot*
> >Hey! What a coincidence! I just gave your mom a rimshot! :)
>
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> ...just thought I'd help ya out there.

Nah, that's HER job. :)

>
> >> Woah, yer like REALLY good at this whole "flaming" thing...I can tell.
> >> *nods*
> >You sure do nod a lot ... is that a neurological problem or just a
> >nervous tic?
>
> So you suffer from Asperger's syndrome, eh?
>
> >Or is that just a pathetic attempt to show us all that
> >you REALLY mean what you're saying? :)
>
> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>
> ...Xanax much?

I'm not the one who just blew a gasket up there, son. :)

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:47 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:35:27 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Making your posts twice?
> >Ask Google what happened. :)
>
> Google is not an excuse for your stupidity...ever.

Sorry, son. I didn't post twice. Talk to Google. :)
>
> >> >Does this mean you're hot for me? :)
> >> Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )
> >No, but I'll fuck your mom again if she asks REAL nice. :)
>
> My mom is dead, have fun!

Really, son? Then why haven't you mentioned it before? :)

Did you kill her? :)
>
> >> >Sorry, I'm married.
> >> Does incest really count as being "married"?
> >Ask your mom. She should know. :)
>
> I don't think dead people can talk.

You're dead above the shoulders but you still manage to make yourself
heard. :)
>
> >> >OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)
> >> Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.
> >What the fuck state do you live in that allows marrying 8 year olds?
>
> Sorry, but I won't support your incestuous relationship.

I'm not the one talking about marrying 8 year olds. :)

>
> >Your home life must have been ... scary. :)
>
> Unlike you I wasn't brought up to believe that "incest is best", so it
> wasn't really that scary, in fact most people consider a lack of
> molestation to be normal...shocking for you I'm sure.

But apparently you were brought up to believe that it's acceptable to
marry an 8 year old. :)

>
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>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

On Oct 11, 4:47 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:35:27 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> Making your posts twice?
> >Ask Google what happened. :)
>
> Google is not an excuse for your stupidity...ever.

Sorry, son. I didn't post twice. Talk to Google. :)
>
> >> >Does this mean you're hot for me? :)
> >> Does this mean you're hot for me? `, )
> >No, but I'll fuck your mom again if she asks REAL nice. :)
>
> My mom is dead, have fun!

Really, son? Then why haven't you mentioned it before? :)

Did you kill her? :)
>
> >> >Sorry, I'm married.
> >> Does incest really count as being "married"?
> >Ask your mom. She should know. :)
>
> I don't think dead people can talk.

You're dead above the shoulders but you still manage to make yourself
heard. :)
>
> >> >OTOH, you DO have bigger tits than she does. :)
> >> Well of course I do, your "wife" is only eight years old after all.
> >What the fuck state do you live in that allows marrying 8 year olds?
>
> Sorry, but I won't support your incestuous relationship.

I'm not the one talking about marrying 8 year olds. :)

>
> >Your home life must have been ... scary. :)
>
> Unlike you I wasn't brought up to believe that "incest is best", so it
> wasn't really that scary, in fact most people consider a lack of
> molestation to be normal...shocking for you I'm sure.

But apparently you were brought up to believe that it's acceptable to
marry an 8 year old. :)

>
> >But it does explain a lot. :)
>
> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter