Re: Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

Re: Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

am 14.11.2007 00:49:47 von owl

In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black is
> white.
>
>

left is 'h'

right is 'l'

big is
owl@laptop:~$ figlet wintard
_ _ _
__ _(_)_ __ | |_ __ _ _ __ __| |
\ \ /\ / / | '_ \| __/ _` | '__/ _` |
\ V V /| | | | | || (_| | | | (_| |
\_/\_/ |_|_| |_|\__\__,_|_| \__,_|

owl@laptop:~$

black is 0x000000

Re: Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

am 14.11.2007 01:09:46 von owl

In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>
> HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black
>>> is
>>> white.
>
> "owl" wrote
>> left is 'h'
>>
>> right is 'l'
>
> A fine example of the Lintard thought process.
>
>
It's not a thought process. It's muscle memory. Like how my wintarded
boss double-clicks on application buttons (!) over and over if something
doesn't happen in two seconds in XP. I've tried to tell him that the
wait-cursor is always there for at least five seconds in XP, no matter
what you do, but it's no use. And MS wants to give Vista to *this*
guy?

Re: Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

am 14.11.2007 03:16:33 von The Ghost In The Machine

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan

wrote
on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:56:07 -0800
:
>
> HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black
>>> is
>>> white.
>
> "owl" wrote
>> left is 'h'
>>
>> right is 'l'
>
> A fine example of the Lintard thought process.
>

Old keyboards didn't have arrow keys. Of course old systems
didn't support Windows and therefore clearly don't count.

(Even though VT100, thanks to (curses to?) DEC, gave us a
large number of ANSI standard escape codes. But never
mind that; Microsoft makes it all up as they go along anyway!)

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Re: Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

am 14.11.2007 04:08:56 von owl

In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>
>
>>>>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and
>>>>> black
>>>>> is
>>>>> white.
>>>
>>> "owl" wrote
>>>> left is 'h'
>>>>
>>>> right is 'l'
>
> HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>>> A fine example of the Lintard thought process.
>
>
> "owl" wrote
>> It's not a thought process. It's muscle memory.
>
> Lintard mindlessness then... Your choice.
>
>
> "owl" wrote
>> Like how my wintarded
>> boss double-clicks on application buttons (!) over and over if something
>> doesn't happen in two seconds in XP. I've tried to tell him that the
>> wait-cursor is always there for at least five seconds in XP, no matter
>> what you do, but it's no use. And MS wants to give Vista to *this*
>> guy?
>
> And you want to give the LinTard OS to this guy?
> Ahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahaah
>
>
I want to give him my resignation, but he's so pathetic I'm afraid
he'd turn into a big pile of goo.

Re: Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

am 16.11.2007 03:56:07 von HangEveryRepubliKKKan

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black
>> is
>> white.

"owl" wrote
> left is 'h'
>
> right is 'l'

A fine example of the Lintard thought process.