Re: Predictions from LinTard Land.

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" wrote in message
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That does it - PLONKER YOU ARE PLONKED.

Re: Predictions from LinTard Land.

You are an IDIOT

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" wrote in message
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>
> "antioch" wrote
>> That does it - PLONKER YOU ARE PLONKED.
>
> Oh no... I've been plonkified by a plonktamonious plonkster.
>
> Who the Plonk cares?
>
>
>

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

Micoshaft Asstroturfer HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote on behalf of Micoshaft
Corporation:

>
> "antioch" wrote
>> That does it - PLONKER YOU ARE PLONKED.
>
> Oh no... I've been plonkified by a plonktamonious plonkster.
>
> Who the Plonk cares?

Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers on the rampage lately?

I definitely would recommend they stick to wiping windopws off their
hard drives and installing GNU/Linux.
That way they can give up their spliffing.

It will make them less inclined to spliff a lot and
post drivel all over newsgroups on behalf of micoshaft
corporation in order to get paid.

Here look... free software...

http://www.livecdlist.com
http://www.distrowatch.com

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" wrote in
news:AjM_i.14251$xa2.13986@read2.cgocable.net:

>
> "7" wrote
>> I definitely would recommend they stick to wiping windopws off their
>> hard drives and installing GNU/Linux.
>> That way they can give up their spliffing.
>
> I tried that with over a dozen copies of the LinTard OS last year.
>
> Not a single version would install itself correctly.
>
> The last Attempt was April of this year, with Ubuntu. It installed,
> but
> when I told it to auto-update itself, it Cacked all over itself and
> refused to boot the new version.
>
> So XP was re-installed, and we are back to Computing heaven.

You are such a bonehead.

If you truly love MS so much as you claim, you should be using Vista, it is
your future, there's no way out, you are destined to use Vista.

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan

wrote
on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:41:58 -0800
:
>
> "DanS" wrote
>> If you truly love MS so much as you claim, you should
>> be using Vista, it is your future, there's no way out,
>> you are destined to use Vista.
>
> Wow... Has it ever occurred to you - FlatLander - that I might
> not be a fan of MicroSoft?

You should be. Vista has been the most successful release
of Microsoft software to date, being potentially installed
on hundreds of millions of desktop computers over the
course of about 5 years.

Linux cannot hope to match that success. [*]

>
> Unlike LinTards, my opinion of Microsoft has no effect on
> my appraisal of the technical merrits of the LinTard OS.

No, but it does appear to have effects on your spelling. :-P

>
> And the fact that yours do... perfectly illustrates why
> the term "tard" is so appropriately applied to LinTards.
>

[*] FSVO "Vista", "most", "release", "software",
"potentially", "desktop", "5", and "success".
Some have claimed that Microsoft software doesn't get
released -- it escapes.

--
#191, ewill3@earthlink.net
Been there, done that, didn't get the T-shirt.

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>
> "ed" wrote
>> The truth is, it won't install on that shitty computer MS gave him to
>> write on the internews for them.
>
> Asus, duel core athelon 2ghz 64 bit, 1 gig, 1 terrabyte, 20 inch flat
> screen, nvidia chipset.
>
> Microsoft pays below the industry standard.
>
>

So ed was correct. Not enough ram for vista. :( And barely enough
disk space.

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

How about you try to wake up, smell the coffee, and realize that some people
can't afford brand-spankin-new computers every year???

"DanS" wrote:

> "HangEveryRepubliKKKan" wrote in
> news:AjM_i.14251$xa2.13986@read2.cgocable.net:
>
> >
> > "7" wrote
> >> I definitely would recommend they stick to wiping windopws off their
> >> hard drives and installing GNU/Linux.
> >> That way they can give up their spliffing.
> >
> > I tried that with over a dozen copies of the LinTard OS last year.
> >
> > Not a single version would install itself correctly.
> >
> > The last Attempt was April of this year, with Ubuntu. It installed,
> > but
> > when I told it to auto-update itself, it Cacked all over itself and
> > refused to boot the new version.
> >
> > So XP was re-installed, and we are back to Computing heaven.
>
> You are such a bonehead.
>
> If you truly love MS so much as you claim, you should be using Vista, it is
> your future, there's no way out, you are destined to use Vista.
>
>

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, owl

wrote
on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:30:47 +0000 (UTC)
:
> In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
>>
>> "ed" wrote
>>> The truth is, it won't install on that shitty computer MS gave him to
>>> write on the internews for them.
>>
>> Asus, duel core athelon 2ghz 64 bit, 1 gig, 1 terrabyte, 20 inch flat
>> screen, nvidia chipset.
>>
>> Microsoft pays below the industry standard.
>>
>>
>
> So ed was correct. Not enough ram for vista. :( And barely enough
> disk space.
>

Depends on the edition (and whether one believes Microsoft's specs).

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/windowsvista/buyor upgrade/capable.mspx

Windows Vista Capable PC
A "modern" processor (at least 800 MHz)
512 MB system memory
DirectX9-capable graphics processor.

Windows Vista Premium Ready PC
1 GHz 32-bit or 64-bit processor
1 GB RAM
DirectX9-capable graphics processor with WDDM driver,
128 MB VRAM, Pixel Shader 2.0 and 32 bits/pixel
40 GB hard drive w/15 GB free
DVD-ROM
Audio output.
Internet access.

For its part the DirectX9 requirements apparently
do not include hardware specifications. I found
the 9.0b driver page but it says nothing about
whether one would want nVidia, ATi, or even old
Trident cards.

Note that specific features may require additional hardware;
BitLocker Drive Encryption, for example, requires the
Trusted Platform Module or a USB key.

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/windowsvista/buyor upgrade/hardwarereqs.mspx

--
#191, ewill3@earthlink.net
Windows Vista. It'll Fix Everything(tm).

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

=?Utf-8?B?cGVhbnV0aGVhZDM5?=
wrote in news:6F477092-D5A0-4FB2-9780-D308929D81EE@microsoft.com:

> How about you try to wake up, smell the coffee, and realize that some
> people can't afford brand-spankin-new computers every year???

I guess I need to repeat myself.


If you truly love MS so much as you claim, you should be using Vista,
it is your future, there's no way out, you are destined to use Vista.


I have been smelling the coffee for a long time and work on a five year
old computer myself. :)








>
> "DanS" wrote:
>
>> "HangEveryRepubliKKKan" wrote in
>> news:AjM_i.14251$xa2.13986@read2.cgocable.net:
>>
>> >
>> > "7" wrote
>> >> I definitely would recommend they stick to wiping windopws off
>> >> their hard drives and installing GNU/Linux.
>> >> That way they can give up their spliffing.
>> >
>> > I tried that with over a dozen copies of the LinTard OS last
>> > year.
>> >
>> > Not a single version would install itself correctly.
>> >
>> > The last Attempt was April of this year, with Ubuntu. It
>> > installed, but
>> > when I told it to auto-update itself, it Cacked all over itself and
>> > refused to boot the new version.
>> >
>> > So XP was re-installed, and we are back to Computing heaven.
>>
>> You are such a bonehead.
>>
>> If you truly love MS so much as you claim, you should be using Vista,
>> it is your future, there's no way out, you are destined to use Vista.
>>
>>
>

Re: Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers

Mmm.... Spliff...


"7" wrote:

> Micoshaft Asstroturfer HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote on behalf of Micoshaft
> Corporation:
>
> >
> > "antioch" wrote
> >> That does it - PLONKER YOU ARE PLONKED.
> >
> > Oh no... I've been plonkified by a plonktamonious plonkster.
> >
> > Who the Plonk cares?
>
> Spliffing Micoshaft Asstroturfers on the rampage lately?
>
> I definitely would recommend they stick to wiping windopws off their
> hard drives and installing GNU/Linux.
> That way they can give up their spliffing.
>
> It will make them less inclined to spliff a lot and
> post drivel all over newsgroups on behalf of micoshaft
> corporation in order to get paid.
>
> Here look... free software...
>
> http://www.livecdlist.com
> http://www.distrowatch.com
>
>

Re: Predictions from LinTard Land.

"antioch" wrote
> That does it - PLONKER YOU ARE PLONKED.

Oh no... I've been plonkified by a plonktamonious plonkster.

Who the Plonk cares?