Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 17.11.2007 22:53:46 von Jeff North
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:12:37 GMT, in comp.lang.javascript "Mika"
wrote:
>| Hello, we understand you guys may be able to help.
>|
>| We have a page which has been working great for over a year and gets many
>| hits. However recently something got changed that we cannot seem to find,
>| and now *sometimes* if you refresh the page (generally while it is still
>| loading) in IE7, we get the popup window error:
>|
>| Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site...
>| Operation aborted
>|
>| Here is an example of the page in question:
>| http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr [broadband recommended]
>|
>| We appreciate you may have other comments on the site such as the size of
>| the pages, however we are not looking to change that at present, with faster
>| broadband becoming more abundant. Search engine listings alert the user
>| that broadband is recommended for this technology.
>|
>| As we said, the site worked great, but for this unknown reason now needs
>| some sort of a tweak to fix. The changes we made before it happened were
>| related to the body tag but they have been completely undone yet the issue
>| remains :-S
>|
>| Thanks in advance to anyone able to find the cure for us to test.
I'd fix up the errors/warnings within the html first.
-----------------------------------------------------
Result: 0 errors / 139 warnings
line 8 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 10 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 11 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 14 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 20 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 27 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 30 column 1 - Warning: discarding unexpected
line 31 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 49 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 51 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 63 column 11 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 68 column 9 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 72 column 9 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 88 column 11 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 93 column 9 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 97 column 9 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 113 column 11 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 118 column 9 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 122 column 9 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 131 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 221 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 227 column 78 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 227 column 78 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 227 column 78 - Warning: dropping value "#FFFFFF" for
repeated attribute "color"
line 227 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 238 column 77 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 238 column 77 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 238 column 77 - Warning: dropping value "#FFFFFF" for
repeated attribute "color"
line 238 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 243 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 247 column 82 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 247 column 82 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 247 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 254 column 67 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 254 column 67 - Warning: unexpected or duplicate quote
mark
line 254 column 67 - Warning: dropping value "#FFFFFF" for
repeated attribute "color"
line 266 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 267 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 268 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 269 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 303 column 1 - Warning: isn't allowed in elements
line 36 column 1 - Info: previously mentioned
line 305 column 1 - Warning: discarding unexpected
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 309 column 4 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 311 column 14 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 355 column 4 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 359 column 4 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 380 column 5 - Warning: missing before
line 382 column 77 - Warning: inserting implicit
line 383 column 5 - Warning: discarding unexpected
line 385 column 5 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 406 column 6 - Warning: is not approved by W3C
line 406 column 6 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 412 column 5 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 417 column 5 - Warning: dropping value "326" for repeated
attribute "height"
line 426 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 430 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 435 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 439 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 447 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 451 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 457 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 461 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 470 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 474 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 481 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 485 column 7 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 501 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 578 column 78 - Warning: '<' + '/' + letter not allowed here
line 583 column 53 - Warning: '<' + '/' + letter not allowed here
line 588 column 53 - Warning: '<' + '/' + letter not allowed here
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 595 column 1 - Warning: isn't allowed in elements
line 36 column 1 - Info: previously mentioned
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 596 column 1 - Warning: isn't allowed in elements
line 36 column 1 - Info: previously mentioned
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 597 column 1 - Warning: isn't allowed in elements
line 36 column 1 - Info: previously mentioned
line 597 column 1 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 598 column 1 - Warning: isn't allowed in elements
line 36 column 1 - Info: previously mentioned
line 600 column 1 - Warning: discarding unexpected
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 602 column 59 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 606 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 607 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 608 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 609 column 3 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 637 column 4 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 643 column 4 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 647 column 4 - Warning: element not empty or not closed
line 36 column 1 - Warning: content occurs after end of body
line 46 column 4 - Warning: proprietary attribute "height"
line 54 column 7 - Warning: proprietary attribute "height"
line 58 column 9 - Warning: proprietary attribute "height"
line 79 column 7 - Warning: proprietary attribute "height"
line 83 column 9 - Warning: proprietary attribute "height"
line 104 column 7 - Warning: proprietary attribute "height"
line 108 column 9 - Warning: proprietary attribute "height"
line 136 column 6 - Warning: but it is an old habit that
dies hard.
> I wonder if there is another way to say "only if you are IE, close the body
> tag here"...
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 02:05:38 von rf
"Mika" wrote in message
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> I wonder if there is another way to say "only if you are IE, close the
> body tag here"...
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 02:21:51 von dorayme
In article ,
"rf" wrote:
> "Mika" wrote in message
> news:tFo0j.50325$c_1.8715@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> > I wonder if there is another way to say "only if you are IE, close the
> > body tag here"...
>
>
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 08:48:34 von Steven Saunderson
On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:05:38 GMT, "rf" wrote:
>
Why do you have ">>" not ">" after body ?
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 10:29:51 von rf
"Steven Saunderson" wrote in message
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> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:05:38 GMT, "rf" wrote:
>
>>
>
> Why do you have ">>" not ">" after body ?
Sorry campers, that would be a typo.
Much more easily tested with
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 10:40:45 von Steven Saunderson
On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:29:51 GMT, "rf" wrote:
> > Why do you have ">>" not ">" after body ?
>
> Sorry campers, that would be a typo.
>
>
Thanks for the clarification. I wondered if I was missing something
here.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 12:23:26 von Blinky the Shark
Steven Saunderson wrote:
> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:29:51 GMT, "rf" wrote:
>
>> > Why do you have ">>" not ">" after body ?
>>
>> Sorry campers, that would be a typo.
>>
>>
>
> Thanks for the clarification. I wondered if I was missing something
> here.
Here. Use this as needed --> <
;)
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 13:51:58 von The Magpie
Andy Dingley wrote:
> On 19 Nov, 18:38, The Magpie wrote:
>
>> Personally, I prefer XHTML 1.0 over HTML 4.x because it is much easier
>> to ensure it is error-free. But that's a personal choice.
>
> What makes you think that?
>
I should have thought that was obvious.
HTML was designed from the start as a subset of SGML that would permit
lax coding of tags and allow addition of non-specified tags such as
the many that Microsoft chose to add to their own implementation back
to HTML 3.x and earlier. XHTML is - of course - simply XML.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 13:54:34 von The Magpie
Randy Webb wrote:
> The Magpie said the following on 11/19/2007 1:38 PM:
>> Jeff North wrote:
>>> Don't use XHTML - http://hixie.ch/advocacy/xhtml
>>> That would solve some of the problems.
>>>
>> Personally, I prefer XHTML 1.0 over HTML 4.x because it is much easier
>> to ensure it is error-free. But that's a personal choice.
>
>
> I agree. The support in IE (The most predominant browser on the web)
> makes it so safe for the web.
>
>
Yeah, granted. Microsoft have never been that great and they still
have problems with XHTML sometimes. Not as much as they do with CSS
perhaps, but plenty enough.
On the bright side, use of IE is falling through the floor as use of
compliant browsers such as Firefox (37% of browsers, as of September
this year) increase.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 13:56:45 von Dr J R Stockton
In comp.lang.javascript message
er.co.uk>, Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:06:01, Mika posted:
>
>Out of interest why does body have a double-slash "\/" before it?
>
The pragmatical reason is, I expect, that with just "/" the code will be
deemed invalid by reputable validators such as Opera Ctrl-Alt-V and W3's
downloadable TIDY.
Since you asked, I suspect that you are not in the habit of doing such
validation.
It's a good idea to read the newsgroup c.l.j and its FAQ. See below.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 16:15:56 von Todd_Calhoun
"Steven Saunderson" wrote in message
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> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:05:38 GMT, "rf" wrote:
>
>>
>
> Why do you have ">>" not ">" after body ?
>
> --
> Steven
Thanks but as stated above this was already what I was using and is not
having any effect.
We are going to look towards rewriting the code for Firefox so we can use it
outside the body tag in all browsers.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 19:14:00 von PointedEars
The Magpie wrote:
> Andy Dingley wrote:
>> On 19 Nov, 18:38, The Magpie wrote:
>>> Personally, I prefer XHTML 1.0 over HTML 4.x because it is much easier
>>> to ensure it is error-free. But that's a personal choice.
>> What makes you think that?
>
> I should have thought that was obvious.
>
> HTML was designed from the start as a subset of SGML that would permit
> lax coding of tags
True, if "lax coding" means not to code unnecessary parts. The end tags of
elements being optional and not providing a value for boolean attributes
probably had a good purpose in the days where bandwidth was precious. It
only turned out that few people understood how to make use of that feature
properly, and I would assume that with increasing bandwidth it became more
important that the code could be parsed faster. Whereas I still don't agree
with XML's necessity for redundancy caused by disabled="disabled" and the like.
> and allow addition of non-specified tags
Wrong. Extensions of the language, which is what you are talking about,
were allowed not before XHTML 1.0.
> such as the many that Microsoft chose to add to their own implementation
> back to HTML 3.x and earlier.
That was and is Microsoft's fault, not HTML's or TBL's.
> XHTML is - of course - simply XML.
XHTML is actually *an application of* XML which is a subset of SGML.
However, there are few validating XML parsers out there, and AFAIK none in
an XHTML user agent, so ensuring correct XHTML markup is not as easy as you
may think. A non-validating XML parser must only choke on not well-formed
markup. That is far from guaranteeing Valid markup, though.
F'up2 comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html
PointedEars
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 20.11.2007 20:59:05 von PointedEars
Dr J R Stockton wrote:
> [...] Mika posted:
>> Out of interest why does body have a double-slash "\/" before it?
>
> The pragmatical reason is, I expect, that with just "/" the code will be
> deemed invalid by reputable validators such as Opera Ctrl-Alt-V
That only invokes the W3C Validator (by default) and other UAs provide a
similar feature to do that (Firefox with the Web Developer extension), so
you should have named that instead:
http://validator.w3.org/
> and W3's downloadable TIDY.
HTML Tidy is _not_ a validator, it is a markup cleaner that also provides
some degree of plausibility and even accessibility check. And it is no
longer maintained by the original author, Dave Raggett of the W3C;
development had moved on to the Open Source community at SourceForge before
2004-06 CE.
F'up2 comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html
PointedEars
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 21.11.2007 13:47:04 von Andy Dingley
On 20 Nov, 12:51, The Magpie wrote:
> >> Personally, I prefer XHTML 1.0 over HTML 4.x because it is much easier
> >> to ensure it is error-free. But that's a personal choice.
>
> > What makes you think that?
>
> I should have thought that was obvious.
Obviously not.
> HTML was designed from the start as a subset of SGML that would permit
> lax coding of tags
There's nothing "lax" about SGML's permitted optimisations. You're
allowed what you're allowed, no more. The fact that it's famously
difficult for humans (~Jukka) to understand the rules relating
optimised tags to elements doesn't mean they're "lax", just complex.
In fact, HTML is considerably _less_ "lax" than SGML might otherwise
have permitted.
If you said that it was harder to manually _author_ correct HTML than
correct XHTML, I'd have agreed with you. However to validate it as
being error-free, you do this to either of them by applying a pre-
existing freely available validator to them. For you as an author,
this is equally difficult for either.
> and allow addition of non-specified tags
HTML doesn't permit this. The fact that many people _chose_ to, and
that some chose to do it in a manner (by specifying a new and extended
DTD) that was valid SGML (although thus no longer HTML at all) doesn't
make it right.
> XHTML is - of course - simply XML.
Is it? All that can be said today with any real confidence about
"XHTML on the web" is that you can't do it with "XHTML as XML" because
IE refuses it.
Now if XHTML is XML, we're allowed XML namespacing and so we can
(directly contradicting your claim) safely add extra elements or
attributes. However in today's world of "XHTML as XHTML" we can't do
this with any more validity then simply dropping them into HTML as in
the past.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 21.11.2007 15:48:12 von Ian Hobson
Mika wrote:
> Hello, we understand you guys may be able to help.
>
> We have a page which has been working great for over a year and gets many
> hits. However recently something got changed that we cannot seem to find,
> and now *sometimes* if you refresh the page (generally while it is still
> loading) in IE7, we get the popup window error:
>
> Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site...
> Operation aborted
I had to disable javascript just to get the page to load into Firefox.
My Advice....
1) Remove ALL javascript.
2) No remove ALL of it - google ads included. ALL means EVERY LAST DAMN
BIT.
3) Fix the HTML - Having three
, and three tags is an
abortion! LINK can ONLY go in the header. Your page is such a mess it
can't be described as "tag soup". It a dogs breakfast! Fix.
4) Make sure the html validates under HTML 4 strict doc type. (Yes, that
means CSS for styling, and javascript for target=).
Make sure your page at this stage is usable (plain and dull is 100% fine
- I want usable). If a visitor can't navigate and buy stuff, fix the
application! Your customer won't agree to 5-10% of visitors being unable
to use his site or buy his products.
5)Add CSS to make your page layout as you want, and to style it so it
looks nice. If you have to alter the HTML, revalidate it.
6) If you want to show silly quotes or other dynamic content use a tool
designed for the purpose - PHP, ASP, Perl, Ruby, CGI, SSI or even server
side javascript for heavens sake! That is a SERVER side job! DO it
there! Not in the user's browser!
7) If there is any javascript left, perhaps to make the user interface
more convenient, or less error prone, add it back in. Ensure that NONE
is executed until appropriate by putting it ALL in the header. Trigger
with on-click on on-load events as required.
(Possible exception - inline javascript using document.write, to create
mailto anchors to defeat harvesters.).
Important - don't touch the DOM in in-line javascript.
8) Check your HTML still passes validation. Check your page works on
lots of browsers.
9) Put the Google ads back, inline as given - and realise that your page
will now fail validation.
Don't confuse the vigour of my advice with criticism. The mess has been
created by the templating system that has not helped you.
And consider using a version control system. That way when you back out
a change, you absolutely know it is 100% removed.
It would have saved all of this hassle.
Regards
Ian
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 22.11.2007 18:36:38 von Todd_Calhoun
Hello Ian
Sorry you seem to unhappy.
> I had to disable javascript just to get the page to load into Firefox.
This is very strange indeed. We must have tested this on dozens of Firefox
clients and never had a problem. The site has been live for 1.5 years and
not a single complaint from Firefox users, yet thousands of return Firefox
visitors. Could you try it again - perhaps you were referring to a broken
test page not the actual live pages? Try this page please:
http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
> My Advice....
>
> 3) Fix the HTML - Having three
, and three tags is an
> abortion! LINK can ONLY go in the header. Your page is such a mess it
> can't be described as "tag soup". It a dogs breakfast! Fix.
This is a misnomer as it is actually the 2 SSI pages' own head and body that
you are seeing. It does not affect the operation at all, and if we remove
the tags from the 2 SSI pages then they cease to display correctly
elsewhere. It is not the cause of the issue, which as I have stated a
number of times, is a known and accepted bug between IE and Google Maps API.
> 6) If you want to show silly quotes or other dynamic content ...
We don't mind constructive criticism, but that is not constructive, it is
rude. I do not wish to get into a discussion about that however. The
quotes are not the cause of the issue this thread is about, again.
> And consider using a version control system. That way when you back out a
> change, you absolutely know it is 100% removed.
> It would have saved all of this hassle.
We did restore the backup but the issue remained. We feel it may have been
there all along, just we never refreshed the page whilst it was loading and
hit one of the random times the bug would occur before.
Thanks for your time. If you could answer our query about your issue with
Firefox that would help, as it is worrying that yours is the first such
report on this entire thread and in 18 months of live use. Perhaps there is
something wrong with your system.
Mika
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 22.11.2007 19:37:30 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Mika wrote:
> Hello Ian
> Sorry you seem to unhappy.
>
>> I had to disable javascript just to get the page to load into Firefox.
>
> This is very strange indeed. We must have tested this on dozens of
> Firefox clients and never had a problem. The site has been live for
> 1.5 years and not a single complaint from Firefox users, yet
Here's another.
> thousands of return Firefox visitors. Could you try it again -
> perhaps you were referring to a broken test page not the actual live
> pages? Try this page please:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
http://www.superhighstreet.com/George-Street-Richmond/index. shtml
Firefox 2.0.0.9, JavaScript on:
"Please be patient while we teleport you there
(around 15 secs via fast broadband ...so a bit quicker than driving!)"
Still waiting, ten minutes later (on a 10Mbps connection), for whatever
that "progress bar" is supposed to represent.
Why does this page have an ugly purple background? (Think about that.)
What is that row of four unidentified icons for?
There is a huge empty blue area below the "progress bar."
>> My Advice....
>>
>> 3) Fix the HTML - Having three
, and three tags is an
>> abortion! LINK can ONLY go in the header. Your page is such a mess it
>> can't be described as "tag soup". It a dogs breakfast! Fix.
This page is not Valid HTML 4.01 Transitional!
Result: Failed validation, 66 Errors
Why isn't this site Strict instead of Transitional?
> This is a misnomer as it is actually the 2 SSI pages' own head and
> body that you are seeing. It does not affect the operation at all,
> and if we remove the tags from the 2 SSI pages then they cease to
> display correctly elsewhere.
Then fix "elsewhere".
> Thanks for your time. If you could answer our query about your issue with
> Firefox that would help, as it is worrying that yours is the first such
> report on this entire thread and in 18 months of live use. Perhaps there is
> something wrong with your system.
There's nothing wrong with my "system(s)".
You've posted your site in the past, and as I recall, each time someone
told you of problems, not the least of which was load times.
Oh, and why did you interrupt my jazz CD with something that sounds like
waves on a beach? What's that got to do with George Street?
Same in Opera...
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 22.11.2007 20:53:22 von lws4art
Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
> In alt.html, Mika wrote:
{Restored quote reference} Ian Hobson wrote:
>>> My Advice....
>>>
>>> 3) Fix the HTML - Having three
, and three tags is an
>>> abortion! LINK can ONLY go in the header. Your page is such a mess it
>>> can't be described as "tag soup". It a dogs breakfast! Fix.
>
>
> This page is not Valid HTML 4.01 Transitional!
> Result: Failed validation, 66 Errors
>
> Why isn't this site Strict instead of Transitional?
>
>> This is a misnomer as it is actually the 2 SSI pages' own head and
>> body that you are seeing. It does not affect the operation at all,
>> and if we remove the tags from the 2 SSI pages then they cease to
>> display correctly elsewhere.
>
> Then fix "elsewhere".
I believe we told him that 1.5 years ago. If your are using SSI to
combine whole html documents then your are doing it wrong. Either make
your SSI include documents contain *only* the parts of the page that you
need to include OR do not use SSI. It's the wrong tool and you should
use some other server side script to open such documents and parse to
extract *only* the bits your need to assemble a valid html document.
>> Thanks for your time. If you could answer our query about your issue with
>> Firefox that would help, as it is worrying that yours is the first such
>> report on this entire thread and in 18 months of live use. Perhaps there is
>> something wrong with your system.
>
> There's nothing wrong with my "system(s)".
If your page is patchwork Frankenstein with extra bits and invalid
markup then you are relying a browser's ability to "guess" what it is
supposed to be algorithms to some how display the page. Not a good plan.
>
> You've posted your site in the past, and as I recall, each time someone
> told you of problems, not the least of which was load times.
>
Last time I check it was over 6MB...
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 22.11.2007 22:32:32 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Jonathan N. Little wrote:
> Last time I check it was over 6MB...
Probably still is. The site seems to block
http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/
returning a 403 Forbidden.
BTW, did you notice the *
* element? Sorry for posting this here,
but it is sooooo ridiculous, I felt it needed to be pointed out;
Virtual George Street Online Shopping, Richmond & Kew,
Surrey, TW9, UK - Find Dickens & Jones, House of Fraser, Karen
Millen, Gant, Habitat, M&S, Monsoon, Robert Dyas, Uniqlo, Abbey
National, Starbucks, Hobbs, Gap Kids, Tesco, Clinton Cards, East, Vision
Express, NatWest, Reed, WHSmith, L'Occitane, Superdrug, Barclays,
Russell and Bromley, 3, Three, Timberland, David Clulow, Molton Brown,
Tao, Crabtree
& Evelyn, Aveda, Redchat, Bowleys, Reiss, HMV, HSBC, Clarks, Boots,
D&A, French Connection, fcuk, Ernest Jones, N Courlander, HengJi
Properties, Top Shop, Ann Summers, Dixons, Currys.digital, Holland
& Barrett, The Body Shop, Nine West, Pied a Terre, Accessorize,
Laura Ashley, Oasis, the Orange shop, Jigsaw, Hill Street, The Quadrant,
credit card, wireless, anti spam, affiliate pay per click, google
adsense, auto, car, motor, car hire, affiliate programme, gift card, bad
credit, cheap insurance, purchase web site domain names, egg credit,
home equity, loans, federal, debt consolidation, hair removal, health
insurance, internet software, lemons, mortgage, no cost, personal
injury, refinance, student loan, yahoo,
Waterstones, Post Office, Whittard, Odeon, Carphone Warehouse, Lloyds
TSB, Next, shopping,online shopping,shop
online,shop,online,home,virtual,outlet,buy,high,main,street, st.,rd.,road,
cyber,mall,interactive,january,summer,sales,guide,map,simula tor,sightseeing,
city,town,centre,center,chain,store,world,famous,boutique,re tailer,product,
alternative,disabled,disability, estate
agents,holidays,flights,moving,cinemas,restaurants,bars,cafe s,pubs,clubs,tourist
attractions,tourism,landmarks,banks,buy,clothes,apparel,elec tronics,mobile
phones,dvds,salons,shoes,digital
cameras,pharmacies,chemists,drugs,panoramic,panorama,360,qui ck
searches,shoppy,cheap,discount,cart,bargains,deals,great deals,special
offers,offers,cashback,rebates,cash rebates,coupons,cash rebates,cash
back,find,locate shops,locate,locations,map,local,compare prices,best
prices,cheapest prices,comparison,comparison shopping,search
amazon,search ebay,UK,USA
This is nothing more than search engine stuffing, and he should be
penalized for it. The first few words would suffice. I wonder why
"lemons" are listed... maybe because it is a lemon of a site?
The are just as bad.
Heh, googling for "george street online" (with quotes), the page isn't
listed at all, so I guess Google has whacked his peepee for it.
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 22.11.2007 23:53:15 von lws4art
Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
> In alt.html, Jonathan N. Little wrote:
>
>> Last time I check it was over 6MB...
>
> Probably still is. The site seems to block
> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/
> returning a 403 Forbidden.
>
> BTW, did you notice the *
* element? Sorry for posting this here,
> but it is sooooo ridiculous, I felt it needed to be pointed out;
>
>
> This is nothing more than search engine stuffing, and he should be
> penalized for it. The first few words would suffice. I wonder why
> "lemons" are listed... maybe because it is a lemon of a site?
>
> The are just as bad.
>
> Heh, googling for "george street online" (with quotes), the page isn't
> listed at all, so I guess Google has whacked his peepee for it.
>
It's a "Spruce Goose", but we informed them that almost to years ago,
but whatever we say now won't matter they are too deeply committed
without an "exit strategy"
--
Take care,
Jonathan
-------------------
LITTLE WORKS STUDIO
http://www.LittleWorksStudio.com
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 00:15:54 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
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> In alt.html, Mika wrote:
>
>> Hello Ian
>> Sorry you seem to unhappy.
>>
>>> I had to disable javascript just to get the page to load into Firefox.
>>
>> This is very strange indeed. We must have tested this on dozens of
>> Firefox clients and never had a problem. The site has been live for
>> 1.5 years and not a single complaint from Firefox users, yet
>
> Here's another.
We will take this on board and look into it.
Thanks.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 00:18:04 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
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> Heh, googling for "george street online" (with quotes), the page isn't
> listed at all, so I guess Google has whacked his peepee for it.
That phrase does not exist in our site so you are intentionally not finding
it by putting it in quotes.
Search just for george street richmond and it comes up no. 1.
Don't mind people pointing out genuine errors, but it is best not to make up
stories to suit your side.
I wonder if you guys were playground bullies the way you talk on here to
strangers. If you wouldn't say it in that tone to somebody's face, don't
online - that's the acid test.
You are all very impressed with yourselves and abilities to understand HTML
or j/s, but what we could teach you about interpersonal relationships!...
Over and out.
Mika
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 00:56:15 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Mika wrote:
> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
>> Heh, googling for "george street online" (with quotes), the page
>> isn't listed at all, so I guess Google has whacked his peepee for
>> it.
>
> That phrase does not exist in our site so you are intentionally not
> finding it by putting it in quotes.
What?
Virtual George Street Online Shopping, Richmond ...
................^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Search just for george street richmond and it comes up no. 1.
I was pointing out the futility of you stuffing hundreds of words in the
element. Don't you understand that?
> Don't mind people pointing out genuine errors, but it is best not to
> make up stories to suit your side.
As proven above, I didn't make it up.
> I wonder if you guys were playground bullies the way you talk on here
> to strangers. If you wouldn't say it in that tone to somebody's
> face, don't online - that's the acid test.
I would say anything I've typed here to your face. Are you gonna be in
New York anytime soon?
> You are all very impressed with yourselves and abilities to
> understand HTML or j/s, but what we could teach you about
> interpersonal relationships!...
> Over and out.
Bye.
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 08:47:56 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:18:04
GMT Mika scribed:
> You are all very impressed with yourselves and abilities to understand
> HTML or j/s, but what we could teach you about interpersonal
> relationships!...
>
> Over and out.
Hey, these are the _nice_ guys! You should run into the hardcore cases
like Jukka and rf... Even ol' dorayme can spit some venom when rattled
agitatively. And Blinky The Shark - whoaaaaaa! There's a mouthful to
watch out for. You've been lucky, my man, so count your blessings.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 09:03:21 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
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>> This is very strange indeed. We must have tested this on dozens of
>> Firefox clients and never had a problem. The site has been live for
>> 1.5 years and not a single complaint from Firefox users, yet
>
> Here's another.
>
> Firefox 2.0.0.9, JavaScript on:
> "Please be patient while we teleport you there
> (around 15 secs via fast broadband ...so a bit quicker than driving!)"
>
> Still waiting, ten minutes later (on a 10Mbps connection), for whatever
> that "progress bar" is supposed to represent.
I wonder what the precise reason is that all the v2 Firefox browser machines
we can test on work perfectly, yet only in this group do they apparently
not. Do you have a standard installation, or any altered settings that may
cause it?
We also have 2.0.0.9 and the page loads in 2 seconds over a 4Mb/s line and
works perfectly every refresh.
> Why does this page have an ugly purple background? (Think about that.)
Could you elaborate please? It is white.
Thanks.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 09:07:30 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
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> In alt.html, Mika wrote:
>
>> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
>>> Heh, googling for "george street online" (with quotes), the page
>>> isn't listed at all, so I guess Google has whacked his peepee for
>>> it.
>>
>> That phrase does not exist in our site so you are intentionally not
>> finding it by putting it in quotes.
>
> What?
>
> Virtual George Street Online Shopping, Richmond ...
> ...............^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Apologies, it had been a long day and we thought you were referring to the
keywords tag.
Thanks for the advice - we will amend the title.
> I would say anything I've typed here to your face. Are you gonna be in
> New York anytime soon?
No, we're too scared to now. Actually we weren't referring to you
specifically, just the general comments from others which are frankly rude
and we all know that they would not talk that way if not hiding behind a
screen. It's a shame people are so angry deep down and it has to spill out
when they have a 'safe' chance.
>> You are all very impressed with yourselves and abilities to
>> understand HTML or j/s, but what we could teach you about
>> interpersonal relationships!...
>
>
;)
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 09:25:49 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
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> Oh, and why did you interrupt my jazz CD with something that sounds like
> waves on a beach? What's that got to do with George Street?
When it was featured on BBC Radio 1's top show, the presenter said, "they
simulate ... the experience of actual shopping ... complete with sound
effects".
I think you are intelligent enough to know it is a street noise and vehicles
whoosing past, but for some reason want to say it was a beach. That does
not really assist us.
> Same in Opera...
Opera is not supported due to low user % and as they do not allow wide
enough page lengths to permit our scrolling supercell. This is stated in
the FAQ, which I'm sure you read ;)
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 09:30:32 von Todd_Calhoun
"Jonathan N. Little" wrote in message
news:e37c0$47460860$40cba7b0$2973@NAXS.COM...
>
> It's a "Spruce Goose", but we informed them that almost to years ago, but
> whatever we say now won't matter they are too deeply committed without an
> "exit strategy"
We are flattered you talk about this like it is a big business. It is just
a hobby done in spare time! We think we have done quite well considering
that being beginners, and that we have incurred little or no startup
expenses. The site is accessed by thousands of repeat visitors monthly.
>> You've posted your site in the past, and as I recall, each time someone
>> told you of problems, not the least of which was load times.
>>
>
> Last time I check it was over 6MB...
6MB is not a load time. This site is clearly labelled as being for the
broadband generation. It says 'broadband recommended' on every page, and in
search engine listings, and the FAQ. 84% of the UK is now on broadband and
this is a UK oriented site. 6MB is about 2 seconds. Clearly that is not
really an issue to keep criticising the site for. As speeds increase this
will only become even less of an issue.
This thread was about a Google/MS issue, but we appreciate any
'constructive' polite comments.
> your page is patchwork Frankenstein
Unlike that.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 11:27:55 von Todd_Calhoun
"Ian Hobson" wrote in message
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> The mess has been created by the templating system that has not helped
> you.
We would agree - Microsoft Expression Web Editor to be precise. It is
upsetting that it has caused many problems. We have been trying to work
through some today.
We have now solved the issue this thread was about. We now call the j/s in
a different file:
However the problem with the templating system was that if we tried to but
this *after* the tag, it would not allow it and moved it back.
Furthermore the reason we used SSI was after advice from this group a year
ago. The reason was the MS border navigation system which inserted our top
and bottom borders to all pages, did so by creating a table... and Google
Maps API cannot work within a table!
So all of this mess was caused by Microsoft (Expression Web, and IE)
incompatibilities or lack of understanding of Google Maps API. We have done
our best.
*Good news!* Our workaround is to edit the page in a text editor as the
final stage before uploading, and we move that tag to after the tag.
* We can now refresh without Operation Aborted :)
* We have been able to dispense with SSI and use the top/bottom border :)
* We have also changed the doctype to Strict as suggested here (it was
Transitional because someone else here suggeted that months ago!). Again,
doing our best.
This leaves us with a problem hopefully someone here will be able to help us
fix?: In Firefox, there seem to be extra spaces or lines messing up the
formatting. See how the top border is broken up, and the table cells have
large lines above/below? This was after alterting the doctype, btu why?
Constructive polite replies welcomed :)
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 13:31:00 von Ian Hobson
Mika wrote:
> Hello Ian
>
> Sorry you seem to unhappy.
>
>> I had to disable javascript just to get the page to load into Firefox.
>
> This is very strange indeed. We must have tested this on dozens of Firefox
> clients and never had a problem. The site has been live for 1.5 years and
> not a single complaint from Firefox users, yet thousands of return Firefox
> visitors. Could you try it again - perhaps you were referring to a broken
> test page not the actual live pages? Try this page please:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
>
After an age I got a warning about an unresponsive script.
There is nothing wrong with my (broadband) setup.
Without wishing to be rude:
Your html is crap. You have been told this repeatedly.
Your javascript is unhelpful and visitor hostile.
Your approach is stubbornly wrong headed.
You have been given a lot of good advice over a long period.
Take it.
And Yes - I am pissed off with you. I spent time giving you a thoughtful
and considered response, because I thought I could help.
I can't help those who will not take advice.
Now re-read the advice you have been give by me and other, and follow
it, or go away.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 14:22:54 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Mika wrote:
> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
>> Still waiting, ten minutes later (on a 10Mbps connection), for
>> whatever that "progress bar" is supposed to represent.
>
> I wonder what the precise reason is that all the v2 Firefox browser
> machines we can test on work perfectly, yet only in this group do
> they apparently not. Do you have a standard installation, or any
> altered settings that may cause it?
Other than Web Developer Toolbar, Firebug, and some adblock extensions
(in rather common usage), there is nothing unusual about my Firefox.
> We also have 2.0.0.9 and the page loads in 2 seconds over a 4Mb/s line and
> works perfectly every refresh.
You are much closer to your server, perhaps.
14 216.6.87.53 33ms 31ms 193ms TTL: 0
(if-0-0.mcore4.NQT-NewYork.teleglobe.net ok)
15 207.45.220.38 109ms 110ms 109ms TTL: 0
(if-2-0.core1.LDN-London.Teleglobe.net ok)
16 195.219.195.17 113ms 113ms 110ms TTL: 0 (No rDNS)
17 195.219.195.66 136ms 138ms 137ms TTL: 0 (No rDNS)
18 89.238.140.17 136ms 138ms 137ms TTL: 0
(thn-mer.10g.lon.as33970.net fraudulent rDNS)
19 83.245.63.71 135ms 134ms 133ms TTL:107
(http1.yourwebservers.com bogus rDNS: host not found [authoritative])
>> Why does this page have an ugly purple background? (Think about that.)
>
> Could you elaborate please? It is white.
No, it isn't. It is whatever my (and your) browser's default background
color is. You haven't assigned one to body {} in your CSS.
http://k75s.home.att.net/show/george.jpg
I see you have removed the hundreds of useless keywords from your
elements. At least we got that fixed...
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 14:31:04 von Todd_Calhoun
"Ian Hobson" wrote in message
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> Now re-read the advice you have been give by me and other, and follow it,
> or go away.
We have done some of the suggested work today. Please can you try again and
advise if the street now loads?:
http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
I can't think why you would get an unresponsive script error. Are you in
the UK? If so you are as close to our server as we are.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 14:32:47 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
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> Other than Web Developer Toolbar, Firebug, and some adblock extensions
> (in rather common usage), there is nothing unusual about my Firefox.
I imagine that may be partly the cause - the adblock extensions. They will
prevent the AdWords display for example, causing you to see icons with
nothing under them.
Not sure how they could prevent the rest working though. Are you sure the
streetscape still won't display?:
http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
> You are much closer to your server, perhaps.
So sites should be made smaller in case there are server delays from the UK
> USA? Surely your 10Mb/s line should download UK websites at 10Mb/s - end
of story.
>>> Why does this page have an ugly purple background? (Think about that.)
>>
>> Could you elaborate please? It is white.
>
> No, it isn't. It is whatever my (and your) browser's default background
> color is. You haven't assigned one to body {} in your CSS.
> http://k75s.home.att.net/show/george.jpg
If you choose to set your browser background to "ugly purple" that is your
choice of course. Seems strange to complain to us though :P
> I see you have removed the hundreds of useless keywords from your
> elements. At least we got that fixed...
Yes, we are taking on board the valid comments made, thanks.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 14:45:26 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Mika wrote:
> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
>> Same in Opera...
>
> Opera is not supported due to low user % and as they do not allow
> wide enough page lengths to permit our scrolling supercell.
What? Opera isn't wide enough? My Opera browser window is
as wide or as narrow as I choose to make it, up to the maximum
resolution of my monitors. In this group, we prefer to support "all
browsers."
Opera and Safari, by the way, are the only common browsers that pass the
Acid2 Test.
http://www.webstandards.org/action/acid2
> This is stated in the FAQ, which I'm sure you read ;)
No, I didn't. You presented a URL for comments. I looked at that one and
your main page.
Oh, and you said "meant for UK users", yet you have a San Francisco
street...
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 15:14:08 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Mika wrote:
> If you choose to set your browser background to "ugly purple" that is
> your choice of course. Seems strange to complain to us though :P
The point is when you set colors, you also need to set background
colors. You cannot rely on all users to have the same browser defaults
as you.
Remember, the "Netscape" you claim to support used to have a default
background color of medium grey.
Run your css through the validator.
http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/validator.html
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 15:17:57 von SpaceGirl
On Nov 23, 1:31 pm, "Mika" wrote:
> "Ian Hobson" wrote in message
>
> news:8Kz1j.58798$Eq.23112@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
>
> > Now re-read the advice you have been give by me and other, and follow it,
> > or go away.
>
> We have done some of the suggested work today. Please can you try again and
> advise if the street now loads?:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
>
> I can't think why you would get an unresponsive script error. Are you in
> the UK? If so you are as close to our server as we are.
Seemed okay on my test machine here today (FireFox 2 & IE7, Windows
XP). But I wonder about your site. You're using a lot of copyrighted
and trademarked content... have ALL those shops agreed to let you use
their "likeness"? I'm sure Nine West wont like having a picture of
their shop with scaffold outside it, for example. Be careful with
this...
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 15:20:12 von SpaceGirl
On Nov 23, 1:45 pm, "Beauregard T. Shagnasty"
wrote:
> In alt.html, Mika wrote:
> > "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
> >> Same in Opera...
>
> > Opera is not supported due to low user % and as they do not allow
> > wide enough page lengths to permit our scrolling supercell.
>
> What? Opera isn't wide enough? My Opera browser window is
> as wide or as narrow as I choose to make it, up to the maximum
> resolution of my monitors. In this group, we prefer to support "all
> browsers."
>
> Opera and Safari, by the way, are the only common browsers that pass the
> Acid2 Test.http://www.webstandards.org/action/acid2
>
> > This is stated in the FAQ, which I'm sure you read ;)
>
> No, I didn't. You presented a URL for comments. I looked at that one and
> your main page.
>
> Oh, and you said "meant for UK users", yet you have a San Francisco
> street...
>
> --
> -bts
> -Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
More likely he's using totally the wrong technology. If, for example,
you used AJAX to inject the shop images and links into a a DIV, while
dropping off the ones that have slid out of view... page width would
NEVER be an issue. It's a poorly thought out site I think.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 15:24:42 von SpaceGirl
On Nov 16, 6:12 pm, "Mika" wrote:
> Hello, we understand you guys may be able to help.
>
> We have a page which has been working great for over a year and gets many
> hits. However recently something got changed that we cannot seem to find,
> and now *sometimes* if you refresh the page (generally while it is still
> loading) in IE7, we get the popup window error:
>
> Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site...
> Operation aborted
>
> Here is an example of the page in question:http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr[broadband recommended]
>
> We appreciate you may have other comments on the site such as the size of
> the pages, however we are not looking to change that at present, with faster
> broadband becoming more abundant. Search engine listings alert the user
> that broadband is recommended for this technology.
>
> As we said, the site worked great, but for this unknown reason now needs
> some sort of a tweak to fix. The changes we made before it happened were
> related to the body tag but they have been completely undone yet the issue
> remains :-S
>
> Thanks in advance to anyone able to find the cure for us to test.
>
> Regards,
> Mika @ SHS.com
I'd seriously consider re-engineering your site. You could could do
this FAR more efficiently using AJAX, and also remove most of the
browser issues you're seeing.It'll require much less of a heavy
workload on the browser, so you'll find it faster and smaller. Also
you wont be loading in images (shops) that aren't actually visible on
the screen until they scroll into view, so you'll probably save a
stack of traffic.
Again, alternative, do it in Flash.
I'd really go back to the drawingboard on this one - I don't think you
have a bad idea, but it's very poorly executed. Even if you fix the
issues you're having now, you'll just hit more down the line (or see
poor traffic due to errors that users will never bother to report -
they will just go elsewhere).
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 15:54:08 von Todd_Calhoun
"SpaceGirl" wrote in message
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> Seemed okay on my test machine here today (FireFox 2 & IE7, Windows
> XP). But I wonder about your site. You're using a lot of copyrighted
> and trademarked content... have ALL those shops agreed to let you use
> their "likeness"? I'm sure Nine West wont like having a picture of
> their shop with scaffold outside it, for example. Be careful with
> this...
We took all the photos ourselves.
All the shops get free advertising and publicity! It really isn't a cause
for complaint.
Most of them are willingly signed up affiliates.
Thanks for the concern though!
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 15:57:34 von Todd_Calhoun
"SpaceGirl" wrote in message
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> I'd seriously consider re-engineering your site.
That's a lot of work for one bug.
> You could could do
> this FAR more efficiently using AJAX, and also remove most of the
> browser issues you're seeing.It'll require much less of a heavy
> workload on the browser, so you'll find it faster and smaller. Also
> you wont be loading in images (shops) that aren't actually visible on
> the screen until they scroll into view, so you'll probably save a
> stack of traffic.
We aren't! Our j/s code is so seamless you don't realise, but the only
shops that are loaded are the ones that are on screen! Try scrolling fast
and you can catch them loading and unloading on demand.
> Again, alternative, do it in Flash.
>
> I'd really go back to the drawingboard on this one - I don't think you
> have a bad idea, but it's very poorly executed. Even if you fix the
> issues you're having now, you'll just hit more down the line (or see
> poor traffic due to errors that users will never bother to report -
> they will just go elsewhere).
Our stats say otherwise.
Thanks for confirming that the site works for you. I do still wonder those
other 2 people's Firefox don't work if yours and every other Firefox we can
find does. Also other people in this thread did not report the issue either
when testing.
Not saying they're wrong, just saying it would be great if someone actually
knew the specific reason, i.e. "this code on this line should read this".
Saying "rewrite the entire site" for 2 users is not ideal I hope you
understand.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 15:58:56 von lws4art
Mika wrote:
> "Jonathan N. Little" wrote in message
> news:e37c0$47460860$40cba7b0$2973@NAXS.COM...
>> It's a "Spruce Goose", but we informed them that almost to years ago, but
>> whatever we say now won't matter they are too deeply committed without an
>> "exit strategy"
>
> We are flattered you talk about this like it is a big business. It is just
> a hobby done in spare time! We think we have done quite well considering
> that being beginners, and that we have incurred little or no startup
> expenses. The site is accessed by thousands of repeat visitors monthly.
Don't flatter yourself too much, I was referring to your mindset to your
project. The product of your industry is self-revealing.
>
>>> You've posted your site in the past, and as I recall, each time someone
>>> told you of problems, not the least of which was load times.
>>>
>> Last time I check it was over 6MB...
>
> 6MB is not a load time. This site is clearly labelled as being for the
> broadband generation. It says 'broadband recommended' on every page, and in
> search engine listings, and the FAQ. 84% of the UK is now on broadband and
> this is a UK oriented site. 6MB is about 2 seconds. Clearly that is not
> really an issue to keep criticising the site for. As speeds increase this
> will only become even less of an issue.
>
> This thread was about a Google/MS issue, but we appreciate any
> 'constructive' polite comments.
>
>> your page is patchwork Frankenstein
>
> Unlike that.
Denying real fundamental flaws in application and design does not make
those flaws go away.
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Take care,
Jonathan
-------------------
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 16:28:07 von Todd_Calhoun
"Jonathan N. Little" wrote in message
news:484e5$4746eaad$40cba7b4$24917@NAXS.COM...
>> This thread was about a Google/MS issue, but we appreciate any
>> 'constructive' polite comments.
>>
>>> your page is patchwork Frankenstein
>>
>> Unlike that.
>
> Denying real fundamental flaws in application and design does not make
> those flaws go away.
One day you might take on board the point that it is the *way* you give
advice that determines whether someone finds it helpful and therefore wishes
to take it, or finds you rude and so ignores you or reacts badly, thus
defeating the object of your advice.
The advice may be taken either way ultimately with a clear mind, but you
would not receive the thanks or kudos for providing it by insulting in the
process.
It just seems a strange way to act, but that is your prerogative.
Mika
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 16:28:19 von lws4art
SpaceGirl wrote:
> More likely he's using totally the wrong technology. If, for example,
> you used AJAX to inject the shop images and links into a a DIV, while
> dropping off the ones that have slid out of view... page width would
> NEVER be an issue. It's a poorly thought out site I think.
Been told that more than a year ago. Also your proficient in flash, a
similar progressive loading of sections could be done in flash, right?
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Jonathan
-------------------
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http://www.LittleWorksStudio.com
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 18:06:12 von Todd_Calhoun
We have now CSS W3C Validated the site successfully and been given the W3C
logo.
Yet for some reason still we are seeing extra big lines on certain elements
that are breaking up our top border and the streetscape table, only in
Firefox.
http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
Any constructive advice welcomed.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 18:59:40 von Todd_Calhoun
"Mika" wrote in message
news:8MD1j.52026$c_1.19353@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> We have now CSS W3C Validated the site successfully and been given the W3C
> logo.
>
> Yet for some reason still we are seeing extra big lines on certain
> elements that are breaking up our top border and the streetscape table,
> only in Firefox.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
>
> Any constructive advice welcomed.
Little update:
If we use this we get the additional spaces spoiling the formatting:
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
But if we use Transitional we don't. We want to use strict, and the page
validates without error, so what is causing the spacing?
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 19:06:36 von Todd_Calhoun
"Mika" wrote in message
news:gyE1j.52065$c_1.50126@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Mika" wrote in message
> news:8MD1j.52026$c_1.19353@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> We have now CSS W3C Validated the site successfully and been given the
>> W3C logo.
>>
>> Yet for some reason still we are seeing extra big lines on certain
>> elements that are breaking up our top border and the streetscape table,
>> only in Firefox.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
>>
>> Any constructive advice welcomed.
>
> Little update:
>
> If we use this we get the additional spaces spoiling the formatting:
>
>
> "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
>
>
> But if we use Transitional we don't. We want to use strict, and the page
> validates without error, so what is causing the spacing?
PS: It seems related only to Tables.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 20:53:00 von dorayme
In article ,
"Mika" wrote:
> >> Yet for some reason still we are seeing extra big lines on certain
> >> elements that are breaking up our top border and the streetscape table,
> >> only in Firefox.
At least read
http://tinyurl.com/24n2pd
in case you are not aware of defaults that browsers bring to bear.
--
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 21:08:46 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:18:04
> GMT Mika scribed:
>
>
>> You are all very impressed with yourselves and abilities to understand
>> HTML or j/s, but what we could teach you about interpersonal
>> relationships!...
>>
>> Over and out.
>
> Hey, these are the _nice_ guys! You should run into the hardcore cases
> like Jukka and rf... Even ol' dorayme can spit some venom when rattled
> agitatively. And Blinky The Shark - whoaaaaaa! There's a mouthful to
> watch out for. You've been lucky, my man, so count your blessings.
Speaking of mouthsful...
http://blinkynet.net/sharks/stinkydent.html
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 21:11:51 von Blinky the Shark
Mika wrote:
> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
> news:zGo1j.135008$kj1.119605@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att. net...
>> In alt.html, Mika wrote:
>>
>>> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
>>>> Heh, googling for "george street online" (with quotes), the page
>>>> isn't listed at all, so I guess Google has whacked his peepee for
>>>> it.
>>>
>>> That phrase does not exist in our site so you are intentionally not
>>> finding it by putting it in quotes.
>>
>> What?
>>
>> Virtual George Street Online Shopping, Richmond ...
>> ...............^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Apologies, it had been a long day and we thought you were referring to the
> keywords tag.
>
> Thanks for the advice - we will amend the title.
>
>> I would say anything I've typed here to your face. Are you gonna be in
>> New York anytime soon?
>
> No, we're too scared to now. Actually we weren't referring to you
> specifically, just the general comments from others which are frankly rude
> and we all know that they would not talk that way if not hiding behind a
> screen.
I do not know that. Your assumption of "all" is incorrect.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 21:19:22 von Blinky the Shark
Mika wrote:
> "SpaceGirl" wrote in message
> news:f6ae717a-847b-4548-9f9f-fdc7f225dd72@o6g2000hsd.googleg roups.com...
>
>> Seemed okay on my test machine here today (FireFox 2 & IE7, Windows
>> XP). But I wonder about your site. You're using a lot of copyrighted
>> and trademarked content... have ALL those shops agreed to let you use
>> their "likeness"? I'm sure Nine West wont like having a picture of
>> their shop with scaffold outside it, for example. Be careful with
>> this...
>
> We took all the photos ourselves.
>
> All the shops get free advertising and publicity! It really isn't a cause
> for complaint.
>
> Most of them are willingly signed up affiliates.
"Cause for complaint" will be decided by the shops which are, as you
admit, *not* willingly signed up affiliates, if and when they become
aware of your actions. "It's right" does not equal "It hasn't been
discovered".
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 21:27:43 von Todd_Calhoun
"dorayme" wrote in message
news:doraymeRidThis-D19337.06530024112007@news-vip.optusnet. com.au...
> In article ,
> "Mika" wrote:
>
>> >> Yet for some reason still we are seeing extra big lines on certain
>> >> elements that are breaking up our top border and the streetscape
>> >> table,
>> >> only in Firefox.
>
>
> At least read
>
> http://tinyurl.com/24n2pd
>
> in case you are not aware of defaults that browsers bring to bear.
Thanks. Using the Strict Doctype someone in this group suggested caused
this issue with erratic margins in different browsers, and cost us a day's
work trying to make it fit. Reverting to our choice of Transitional has
solved the problem and the site validates fine now.
Thanks again.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 22:12:53 von dorayme
In article <3JG1j.52184$c_1.33694@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
"Mika" wrote:
> "dorayme" wrote in message
> news:doraymeRidThis-D19337.06530024112007@news-vip.optusnet. com.au...
> > In article ,
> > "Mika" wrote:
> >
> >> >> Yet for some reason still we are seeing extra big lines on certain
> >> >> elements that are breaking up our top border and the streetscape
> >> >> table,
> >> >> only in Firefox.
> >
> >
> > At least read
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/24n2pd
> >
> > in case you are not aware of defaults that browsers bring to bear.
>
> Thanks. Using the Strict Doctype someone in this group suggested caused
> this issue with erratic margins in different browsers, and cost us a day's
> work trying to make it fit. Reverting to our choice of Transitional has
> solved the problem and the site validates fine now.
My instinct on this - but I have purist interests which might not
be always so practical - is that if you are having trouble with
Strict, there is something else wrong with your markup and css
that is best flushed out and dealt with.
You did read the thread and particularly my post I recommended?
I am very scared of any sites about shopping (I personally hate
shopping) so pardon me for not examining your site closely. But I
can say to you not to worry about small variations in looks
between browsers. If you want more consistent looks across
browsers, you need to attend closely to your margins and paddings
and override default browser settings that fill in where authors
say nothing. Some people go to the extreme of
* {margin: 0; padding: 0;}
which zeroes all element paddings and margins in one fell swoop.
At least know this and use Strict and experiment with different
browsers - when you have time - using this zeroeing to flush out
what might be happening. It is a powerful weapon. And free, no
need to go through any flashy shop door to purchase
--
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 23.11.2007 22:16:10 von Todd_Calhoun
"dorayme" wrote in message
news:doraymeRidThis-83FD58.08125324112007@news-vip.optusnet. com.au...
> In article <3JG1j.52184$c_1.33694@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> "Mika" wrote:
>
>> "dorayme" wrote in message
>> news:doraymeRidThis-D19337.06530024112007@news-vip.optusnet. com.au...
>> > In article ,
>> > "Mika" wrote:
>> >
>> >> >> Yet for some reason still we are seeing extra big lines on certain
>> >> >> elements that are breaking up our top border and the streetscape
>> >> >> table,
>> >> >> only in Firefox.
>> >
>> >
>> > At least read
>> >
>> > http://tinyurl.com/24n2pd
>> >
>> > in case you are not aware of defaults that browsers bring to bear.
>>
>> Thanks. Using the Strict Doctype someone in this group suggested caused
>> this issue with erratic margins in different browsers, and cost us a
>> day's
>> work trying to make it fit. Reverting to our choice of Transitional has
>> solved the problem and the site validates fine now.
>
> My instinct on this - but I have purist interests which might not
> be always so practical - is that if you are having trouble with
> Strict, there is something else wrong with your markup and css
> that is best flushed out and dealt with.
>
> You did read the thread and particularly my post I recommended?
>
> I am very scared of any sites about shopping (I personally hate
> shopping) so pardon me for not examining your site closely. But I
> can say to you not to worry about small variations in looks
> between browsers. If you want more consistent looks across
> browsers, you need to attend closely to your margins and paddings
> and override default browser settings that fill in where authors
> say nothing. Some people go to the extreme of
>
> * {margin: 0; padding: 0;}
>
> which zeroes all element paddings and margins in one fell swoop.
>
> At least know this and use Strict and experiment with different
> browsers - when you have time - using this zeroeing to flush out
> what might be happening. It is a powerful weapon. And free, no
> need to go through any flashy shop door to purchase
:D It's a good idea, maybe for another day. Everything looks good now so
if the formatting ain't broke, we ain't gonna fix it. Even if it is free ;)
All that was wrong actually was the margins of tables show differenty by
design in Firefox, so it's not a code issue, it's just Strict is more
Strict.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 00:42:34 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:08:46 GMT
Blinky the Shark scribed:
>> Hey, these are the _nice_ guys! You should run into the hardcore cases
>> like Jukka and rf... Even ol' dorayme can spit some venom when rattled
>> agitatively. And Blinky The Shark - whoaaaaaa! There's a mouthful to
>> watch out for. You've been lucky, my man, so count your blessings.
>
> Speaking of mouthsful...
>
> http://blinkynet.net/sharks/stinkydent.html
I see your point. The "before" Stinky looks more like a failed patent
application for a back scratcher, at least to humans. However, maybe some
fish thought he might've been nibbling at oysters just a little too
enthusiastically.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 02:17:54 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:08:46 GMT
> Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>> Hey, these are the _nice_ guys! You should run into the hardcore cases
>>> like Jukka and rf... Even ol' dorayme can spit some venom when rattled
>>> agitatively. And Blinky The Shark - whoaaaaaa! There's a mouthful to
>>> watch out for. You've been lucky, my man, so count your blessings.
>>
>> Speaking of mouthsful...
>>
>> http://blinkynet.net/sharks/stinkydent.html
>
> I see your point. The "before" Stinky looks more like a failed patent
> application for a back scratcher, at least to humans. However, maybe some
> fish thought he might've been nibbling at oysters just a little too
> enthusiastically.
You didn't confuse Before and After, didya?
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 10:20:14 von Todd_Calhoun
"Blinky the Shark" wrote in message
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> Mika wrote:
>> "SpaceGirl" wrote in message
>> news:f6ae717a-847b-4548-9f9f-fdc7f225dd72@o6g2000hsd.googleg roups.com...
>>
>>> Seemed okay on my test machine here today (FireFox 2 & IE7, Windows
>>> XP). But I wonder about your site. You're using a lot of copyrighted
>>> and trademarked content... have ALL those shops agreed to let you use
>>> their "likeness"? I'm sure Nine West wont like having a picture of
>>> their shop with scaffold outside it, for example. Be careful with
>>> this...
>>
>> We took all the photos ourselves.
>>
>> All the shops get free advertising and publicity! It really isn't a
>> cause
>> for complaint.
>>
>> Most of them are willingly signed up affiliates.
>
> "Cause for complaint" will be decided by the shops which are, as you
> admit, *not* willingly signed up affiliates, if and when they become
> aware of your actions. "It's right" does not equal "It hasn't been
> discovered".
Every single shop is aware thank you very much, your assumption of "all" is
wrong. However 50% do not have an affiliate programme, therefore we list
them for free. Hence, most of them are willingly signed up affiliates. The
rest would if they could but they can't so they don't. Do you want us to
explain it any more so you can decide if it is okay or not?
If you can find me a shop who doesn't want to be advertised free of charge
on a website that gets as many hits per year as the actual real street, I'll
eat your shark stinkydent.
The site has been running for 1.5 years, with over 400 shops listed, and not
a single complaint. You really are quite blatently wrong. It is incredible
how we ask:
Q: IE cannot open Internet site ... Operation aborted
and get the response
A: You should be careful the shops on your site don't sue you
Er...
People! :-S
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 11:02:37 von Blinky the Shark
Mika wrote:
> "Blinky the Shark" wrote in message
> news:slrnfkedef.ocq.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net...
>> Mika wrote:
>>> "SpaceGirl" wrote in message
>>> news:f6ae717a-847b-4548-9f9f-fdc7f225dd72@o6g2000hsd.googleg roups.com...
>>>
>>>> Seemed okay on my test machine here today (FireFox 2 & IE7, Windows
>>>> XP). But I wonder about your site. You're using a lot of copyrighted
>>>> and trademarked content... have ALL those shops agreed to let you use
>>>> their "likeness"? I'm sure Nine West wont like having a picture of
>>>> their shop with scaffold outside it, for example. Be careful with
>>>> this...
>>>
>>> We took all the photos ourselves.
>>>
>>> All the shops get free advertising and publicity! It really isn't a
>>> cause
>>> for complaint.
>>>
>>> Most of them are willingly signed up affiliates.
>>
>> "Cause for complaint" will be decided by the shops which are, as you
>> admit, *not* willingly signed up affiliates, if and when they become
>> aware of your actions. "It's right" does not equal "It hasn't been
>> discovered".
>
> Every single shop is aware thank you very much, your assumption of "all" is
Okay. "Most of them are willingly signed up affiliates" made it sound
from the outside (i.e., without your insider's knowledge) that some of
them had not opted in.
> wrong. However 50% do not have an affiliate programme, therefore we list
> them for free. Hence, most of them are willingly signed up affiliates. The
> rest would if they could but they can't so they don't. Do you want us to
> explain it any more so you can decide if it is okay or not?
No, explaining it adequately once, as you have just done, is...well,
adequate.
> The site has been running for 1.5 years, with over 400 shops listed, and not
> a single complaint. You really are quite blatently wrong. It is incredible
> how we ask:
>
> Q: IE cannot open Internet site ... Operation aborted
> and get the response
> A: You should be careful the shops on your site don't sue you
This is a discussion group. You got discussion. Were you thinking this
was alt.www.webmaster.helpdesk? Do you believe you are entitled to a
refund?
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 14:31:37 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
news:K%j1j.41394$if6.30738@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.ne t...
> In alt.html, Mika wrote:
>
> Firefox 2.0.0.9, JavaScript on:
> "Please be patient while we teleport you there
> (around 15 secs via fast broadband ...so a bit quicker than driving!)"
>
> Still waiting, ten minutes later (on a 10Mbps connection), for whatever
> that "progress bar" is supposed to represent.
Was it literally 10 minutes? Would you be kind enough to test again for us
please, now we are W3C certified.
Here is the link to our site: http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
Since yours and the 1 other message reporting an issue that the others did
not have, we have tested on 6 other random machines, running XP or Vista and
various flavours of Firefox with JS *on*. Without exception *all* load the
page in 2-8 seconds via Broadband 2Mb/s and no problems whatsoever. This
follows the experience of users of the site, and 1.5 years past testing on
Firefox.
> What is that row of four unidentified icons for?
Google Adwords not showing is a symptom of having JS disabled. To save us
hours more work in case it was off, please check again that JS is on when
you test.
> There is a huge empty blue area below the "progress bar."
That is where the JS streetscape and map go, hence JS sounds disabled.
There is a clear message to say to enable it, and it is also
listed in the FAQ as being required.
>>> My Advice....
>>>
>>> 3) Fix the HTML - Having three , and three tags is an
>>> abortion! LINK can ONLY go in the header. Your page is such a mess it
>>> can't be described as "tag soup". It a dogs breakfast! Fix.
Done. Now W3C validated. Feels better.
> Why isn't this site Strict instead of Transitional?
We tried this but it caused us many problems with different margin
formatting in different browsers. Transitional works, so makes sense to
use.
> There's nothing wrong with my "system(s)".
Please check JS is on.
If not, are you running ad blocking software? If so we assume it is easy to
temporarily not enable it, and try the link again? Thanks.
> You've posted your site in the past, and as I recall, each time someone
> told you of problems, not the least of which was load times.
It is very hard to fix an issue which we cannot recreate on any broadband PC
in Europe and which nobody has reported. Hopefully you are able to help us
as you have reported it. Thanks for your assistance.
Mika
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 14:33:16 von Todd_Calhoun
"Ian Hobson" wrote in message
news:MyX0j.596$8k2.353@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
> Mika wrote:
>> Hello, we understand you guys may be able to help.
>>
>> We have a page which has been working great for over a year and gets many
>> hits. However recently something got changed that we cannot seem to
>> find, and now *sometimes* if you refresh the page (generally while it is
>> still loading) in IE7, we get the popup window error:
>>
>> Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site...
>> Operation aborted
>
> I had to disable javascript just to get the page to load into Firefox.
Ian can you please kindly check again now it is W3C certified CSS:
http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
JS must be *on* for it to load.
Thank you.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 15:19:50 von VK
> > Still waiting, ten minutes later (on a 10Mbps connection), for whatever
> > that "progress bar" is supposed to represent.
>
> Was it literally 10 minutes? Would you be kind enough to test again for us
> please, now we are W3C certified.
> Here is the link to our site:http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
The respondent has JavaScript disabled, so he's trying to tell you in
a indirect way that your site is missing a "Go to hell, looser"
message which is indeed suggested for any script-driven solution. At
the very bottom of your page (so to not be occasionally used by robots
in the index description) put something like:
>
>JavaScript on this page couldn't be executed, as a result some
elements may have
a limited functionality or they may be not parsed properly.
>If it is not currently possible to you to use JavaScript then
for the best user
experience you may use a simplified
version of this page
>
>
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 15:57:59 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, VK wrote:
>> {Beau wrote:] [please don't snip attributes, thanks.]
>>> Still waiting, ten minutes later (on a 10Mbps connection), for
>>> whatever that "progress bar" is supposed to represent.
> [Mika wrote:]
>> Was it literally 10 minutes? Would you be kind enough to test again
>> for us please, now we are W3C certified [1]. Here is the link to our
>> site: http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
>
> The respondent has JavaScript disabled, so he's trying to tell you in
> a indirect way that your site is missing a "Go to hell, looser [sic]"
> message which is indeed suggested for any script-driven solution.
No, at the time, JavaScript was enabled. And it was ten minutes when I
posted that, but the progress bar never stopped 'progressing' for much
longer until I finally killed the page, probably over twenty minutes. I
think it was more likely a server issue at that time, simply not
delivering whatever content was supposed to be sent. I've noticed this
several times looking at his page.
As I alluded in some other post, it could have been that 'big pond'
betwixt the server and me.
[1] Still has errors which Mika doesn't care about.
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 16:15:57 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:17:54
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>> Speaking of mouthsful...
>>>
>>> http://blinkynet.net/sharks/stinkydent.html
>>
>> I see your point. The "before" Stinky looks more like a failed
>> patent application for a back scratcher, at least to humans.
>> However, maybe some fish thought he might've been nibbling at oysters
>> just a little too enthusiastically.
>
> You didn't confuse Before and After, didya?
Nah, though it is fairly true that all fish look alike to me.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 16:30:15 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:20:14
GMT Mika scribed:
> It is incredible how we ask:
>
> Q: IE cannot open Internet site ... Operation aborted
> and get the response
> A: You should be careful the shops on your site don't sue you
>
> Er...
>
> People! :-S
It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer "Okay,
I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up something else
and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for over a year..."
Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 17:57:49 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:17:54
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>> Speaking of mouthsful...
>>>>
>>>> http://blinkynet.net/sharks/stinkydent.html
>>>
>>> I see your point. The "before" Stinky looks more like a failed
>>> patent application for a back scratcher, at least to humans.
>>> However, maybe some fish thought he might've been nibbling at oysters
>>> just a little too enthusiastically.
>>
>> You didn't confuse Before and After, didya?
>
> Nah, though it is fairly true that all fish look alike to me.
Speciesist! ;)
--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project - http://improve-usenet.org
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 19:14:06 von Todd_Calhoun
"VK" wrote in message
news:90681fc8-b31c-4d3a-a592-c530ac1ae1c9@i29g2000prf.google groups.com...
> The respondent has JavaScript disabled, so he's trying to tell you in
> a indirect way that your site is missing a "Go to hell, looser"
> message which is indeed suggested for any script-driven solution. At
> the very bottom of your page (so to not be occasionally used by robots
> in the index description) put something like:
Yes we thought he did too. We already had that warning on the page in
tags and it displays correctly on FF.
Thanks.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 19:17:38 von Todd_Calhoun
"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote in message
news:XZW1j.143912$kj1.99632@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.n et...
> In alt.html, VK wrote:
>
>>> {Beau wrote:] [please don't snip attributes, thanks.]
>>>> Still waiting, ten minutes later (on a 10Mbps connection), for
>>>> whatever that "progress bar" is supposed to represent.
>> [Mika wrote:]
>>> Was it literally 10 minutes? Would you be kind enough to test again
>>> for us please, now we are W3C certified [1]. Here is the link to our
>>> site: http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr
>>
>> The respondent has JavaScript disabled, so he's trying to tell you in
>> a indirect way that your site is missing a "Go to hell, looser [sic]"
>> message which is indeed suggested for any script-driven solution.
>
> No, at the time, JavaScript was enabled. And it was ten minutes when I
> posted that, but the progress bar never stopped 'progressing' for much
> longer until I finally killed the page, probably over twenty minutes. I
> think it was more likely a server issue at that time, simply not
> delivering whatever content was supposed to be sent. I've noticed this
> several times looking at his page.
>
> As I alluded in some other post, it could have been that 'big pond'
> betwixt the server and me.
This is all very strange. You are the only confirmed visitor *with* JS
apparently enabled, who seems to have their JS blocked for AdWords and
Google Maps. Those are the elements you claim did not appear with JS
enabled, while you tested our site for 20 minutes.
Now you are saying that the fact our servers are in the UK somehow disabled
JS. :-S We use the UK's most reliable company, LiquidSix, who have a
>99.9% uptime.
We still think you had JS off. Please try it now with JS on and our new
validated code.
> [1] Still has errors which Mika doesn't care about.
Strange people here. We have spent 2 days refining the code to be as W3C
friendly as possible. Why give us feedback, which we act on, if you are
then going to make bizarre comments like that? If you have nothing nice to
say, don't feel the need to respond.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 19:25:32 von Todd_Calhoun
"Bone Ur" wrote in message
news:Xns99F2567FC2910boneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:20:14
> GMT Mika scribed:
>
>> It is incredible how we ask:
>>
>> Q: IE cannot open Internet site ... Operation aborted
>> and get the response
>> A: You should be careful the shops on your site don't sue you
>>
>> Er...
>>
>> People! :-S
>
> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer "Okay,
> I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up something else
> and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for over a year..."
>
> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
Logic. If the site works perfectly which it does right now on any decent
broadband computer it was designed for, why change something because someone
here tells us to, if it breaks the site.
Remember you guys are all a minority to the general public, who don't know
or care if the word Transitional or Strict is at the top of a page as long
as it looks and loads right.
They also don't mess around disabling JS, installing Ad Blockers, etc.
generally speaking.
Over the past year we had 5.5 million page views in IE. 0.5m in FF. This
is why we cater for IE mostly, but the site is FF compatible also. And not
one complaint from FF users that the doctype is not 100% valid as there are
12 minor inconsistencies in the code! Come on, the site works as designed.
The only issue we do agree with is the load times can be high, however not
by broadband, which as we say, the site is labelled as being designed for.
What exactly else is there to complain about? We have taken on some
valuable advice here and the site is now CSS W3C validated and a lot cleaner
thanks to the input here.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 20:37:15 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Mika wrote:
> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
>> No, at the time, JavaScript was enabled. And it was ten minutes when
>> I posted that, but the progress bar never stopped 'progressing' for
>> much longer until I finally killed the page, probably over twenty
>> minutes. I think it was more likely a server issue at that time,
>> simply not delivering whatever content was supposed to be sent. I've
>> noticed this several times looking at his page.
>>
>> As I alluded in some other post, it could have been that 'big pond'
>> betwixt the server and me.
>
> This is all very strange. You are the only confirmed visitor *with* JS
> apparently enabled, who seems to have their JS blocked for AdWords
The Google Adwords/Adsense servers are in our HOSTS file. We never see
them, on any site. This is somewhat common. Google for "HOSTS file"
> and Google Maps.
We use Google Maps all the time, and they are not blocked. We see your
map and never said we didn't.
> Those are the elements you claim did not appear with JS
> enabled, while you tested our site for 20 minutes.
Once again, the page was trying to load something (hourglass and your
progress bar) and it never finished.
> Now you are saying that the fact our servers are in the UK somehow disabled
> JS. :-S
We never said that. Stop making stuff up.
> We use the UK's most reliable company, LiquidSix, who have a
> 99.9% uptime.
Well then we think it must have been that 0.01% ...
> We still think you had JS off. Please try it now with JS on and our new
> validated code.
We did not have JavaScript off. Get to realize that, chums.
>> [1] Still has errors which Mika doesn't care about.
>
> Strange people here. We have spent 2 days refining the code to be as
> W3C friendly as possible. Why give us feedback, which we act on, if
> you are then going to make bizarre comments like that?
Bizarre? You yourself said (the "we" you refer to yourself as) that you
didn't care to fix the errors.
This page is not Valid HTML 4.01 Transitional!
Result: Failed validation, 12 Errors
Why do you have target="_blank" on an
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 21:00:01 von Ed Mullen
Mika wrote:
> The only issue we do agree with is the load times can be high, however not
> by broadband, which as we say, the site is labelled as being designed for.
FYI, the page took over 2 minutes to load here in Atlanta, GA on a 6
Mbps cable connection, current version of SeaMonkey.
--
Ed Mullen
http://edmullen.net
http://mozilla.edmullen.net
http://abington.edmullen.net
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 21:16:37 von VK
On Nov 24, 10:37 pm, "Beauregard T. Shagnasty"
> The Google Adwords/Adsense servers are in our HOSTS file.
> We never see
> them, on any site.This is somewhat common. Google for "HOSTS file"
>
> We use Google Maps all the time, and they are not blocked. We see your map and never said we didn't.
http://www.google.com/accounts/TOS
17.1 Some of the Services are supported by advertising revenue and
may display advertisements and promotions. These advertisements may be
targeted to the content of information stored on the Services, queries
made through the Services or other information.
17.2 The manner, mode and extent of advertising by Google on the
Services are subject to change without specific notice to you.
17.3 In consideration for Google granting you access to and use of
the Services, you agree that Google may place such advertising on the
Services.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 21:32:22 von Adrienne Boswell
Gazing into my crystal ball I observed "Mika" writing in
news:w0_1j.52659$c_1.49406@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
> "Bone Ur" wrote in message
> news:Xns99F2567FC2910boneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007
>> 09:20:14 GMT Mika scribed:
>>
>>> It is incredible how we ask:
>>>
>>> Q: IE cannot open Internet site ... Operation aborted
>>> and get the response
>>> A: You should be careful the shops on your site don't sue you
>>>
>>> Er...
>>>
>>> People! :-S
>>
>> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer
>> "Okay, I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up
>> something else and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for
>> over a year..."
>>
>> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
>
> Logic. If the site works perfectly which it does right now on any
> decent broadband computer it was designed for, why change something
> because someone here tells us to, if it breaks the site.
Because you don't know what these issues are going to mean in the
future. Remember Netscape 4? If you were missing an ending td, the
entire page would not render. Now, most browsers correct for that, but,
that doesn't mean that will always be so.
>
> Remember you guys are all a minority to the general public, who don't
> know or care if the word Transitional or Strict is at the top of a
> page as long as it looks and loads right.
>
> They also don't mess around disabling JS, installing Ad Blockers, etc.
> generally speaking.
A lot of people install Ad Blockers, or they install a suite that has ad
blocking enabled by default (Kerio/Sunbelt Personal Firewall, Norton
Antispam, McAfee Internet Security Suite, Panda, AVG, etc). Other people
have host files enabled, and those also block ads, or they block certain
ip addresses. Some people have friends like me, who install things like
this to protect their computers from hackers and such.
>
> Over the past year we had 5.5 million page views in IE. 0.5m in FF.
> This is why we cater for IE mostly, but the site is FF compatible
> also.
There should not be a compatiblity issue with _any_ browser.
> And not one complaint from FF users that the doctype is not
> 100% valid as there are 12 minor inconsistencies in the code! Come
> on, the site works as designed.
It works now, for some people. You have no idea what could be coming in
the future. This is the same thing that happened with Microsoft - DOS
had some minor inconsistancies, and Windows was built on it - we all
know how often Microsoft puts out patches.
>
> The only issue we do agree with is the load times can be high, however
> not by broadband, which as we say, the site is labelled as being
> designed for.
I have broadband, and do a lot of online shopping - my groceries, ebay,
things for my home, etc. If a site doesn't load quickly, and isn't
simple to use, I'm gone - quick, and never to return. I can always
Google for the item I want and find it somewhere else.
There are still a lot of people who don't have broadband, or their
broadband is slow because of where they are. Basically, you are
discriminating against these shoppers. You need to be careful, you
could easily be sued.
>
> What exactly else is there to complain about? We have taken on some
> valuable advice here and the site is now CSS W3C validated and a lot
> cleaner thanks to the input here.
>
>
Passing HTML validation means that you have completed the markup without
errors. I'm sure all this is done serverside, do you have errors in the
serverside coding as well? Things that will work, with "minor
inconsistencies"? How often are you going to have to go back and fix
something because it failed?
Your best bet is to start with a clean page, then start adding things
and validate each time. Right now, you're trying to fix spagetti - you
need to go one stand at a time. Yes, it's going to take longer, but it
will be worth it because your site will be pretty bullet proof in the
future.
--
Adrienne Boswell at Home
Arbpen Web Site Design Services
http://www.cavalcade-of-coding.info
Please respond to the group so others can share
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 21:38:43 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:57:49 GMT
Blinky the Shark scribed:
>> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>
>>>>> Speaking of mouthsful...
>>>>>
>>>>> http://blinkynet.net/sharks/stinkydent.html
>>>>
>>>> I see your point. The "before" Stinky looks more like a failed
>>>> patent application for a back scratcher, at least to humans.
>>>> However, maybe some fish thought he might've been nibbling at oysters
>>>> just a little too enthusiastically.
>>>
>>> You didn't confuse Before and After, didya?
>>
>> Nah, though it is fairly true that all fish look alike to me.
>
> Speciesist! ;)
Like that word. 'Never been called that before and I've been called a lot
of things. But the fact is that fish just don't have any civil rights.
They also smell and swim with their own poop so is it any wonder that
people generally consider them repulsive except in a frying pan? I
personally don't have anything against fish per se, but most of them are
still wet behind the ears and being so basically worthless doesn't
particularly lead the higher life forms to generate much thought about the
subject one way or the other. Fish themselves probably look at it as a
sort of prolonged version of "War of the Worlds" and realize their
inadequacies are just part of their miserable daily existence.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 21:45:35 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:37:15
GMT Beauregard T. Shagnasty scribed:
> "Your site is simply gorgeous, best site we've seen on the Web in
> years, loads quicker'n a greased goose, and we'll shop there every
> day!!!1!!"
>
> (Notice our use of "we" everywhere in our post. Silly, ain't it?)
Gosh, I hope this thread doesn't degenerate into one of those typical
epithet-tossing contests between a bunch of we wes.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 21:56:44 von dorayme
In article ,
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:20:14
> GMT Mika scribed:
>
> > It is incredible how we ask:
> >
> > Q: IE cannot open Internet site ... Operation aborted
> > and get the response
> > A: You should be careful the shops on your site don't sue you
> >
> > Er...
> >
> > People! :-S
>
> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer "Okay,
> I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up something else
> and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for over a year..."
>
> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
O come on... OP is doing the best he can, he is trying to take on
board things put to him as best as he understands the advice and
his situation and business. He has not the same background as
some of the regulars here. It is hard for someone coming for
advice about one thing and getting drawn into thickets of things
which he might be a little hazy on. He needs to tread carefully
and preserve what he has worked hard to achieve and go forward in
ways that do not present him with even greater unknowns.
Be a little kinder and more patient. It won't kill you.
--
dorayme
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 21:59:42 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:25:32
GMT Mika scribed:
>> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer
>> "Okay, I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up
>> something else and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for
>> over a year..."
>>
>> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
>
> Logic. If the site works perfectly which it does right now on any
> decent broadband computer it was designed for, why change something
> because someone here tells us to, if it breaks the site.
>
> Remember you guys are all a minority to the general public, who don't
> know or care if the word Transitional or Strict is at the top of a
> page as long as it looks and loads right.
>
> They also don't mess around disabling JS, installing Ad Blockers, etc.
> generally speaking.
>
> Over the past year we had 5.5 million page views in IE. 0.5m in FF.
> This is why we cater for IE mostly, but the site is FF compatible
> also. And not one complaint from FF users that the doctype is not
> 100% valid as there are 12 minor inconsistencies in the code! Come
> on, the site works as designed.
>
> The only issue we do agree with is the load times can be high, however
> not by broadband, which as we say, the site is labelled as being
> designed for.
>
> What exactly else is there to complain about? We have taken on some
> valuable advice here and the site is now CSS W3C validated and a lot
> cleaner thanks to the input here.
The most efficient form of government is a dictatorship and it works very
well for a while - sometimes a long while. Does that make it right?
The biggest problem I have with your page is when you say you have to put
something (javascript, I think) _outside_ the body tags. The reason is a
flaw in Google maps or something similar. Well, that dog don't hunt.
Can't you put the j/s in the head section - where it's valid to do so?
Sure, an exception or 2 to valid markup may (rarely) be ok for a damn
good reason, but putting markup and/or j/s code in the wrong place
exceeds such leeway considerably.
Let's put it this way: does _everybody_ who employs Google Maps on one
of their pages install the markup/code outside the body tags? Somehow, I
don't think so.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 22:19:59 von dorayme
In article ,
Ed Mullen wrote:
> Mika wrote:
>
> > The only issue we do agree with is the load times can be high, however not
> > by broadband, which as we say, the site is labelled as being designed for.
>
> FYI, the page took over 2 minutes to load here in Atlanta, GA on a 6
> Mbps cable connection, current version of SeaMonkey.
Here in Sydney on my telephone line ADSL it was 15 sec to see
pretty well all and 25 sec before FF stopped the spinning wheel.
My Bandwidth meter download add on tool in FF reports:
Your current download speed is: 6.77 Mbps
--
dorayme
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 22:25:43 von dorayme
In article ,
Adrienne Boswell wrote:
> Basically, you are
> discriminating against these shoppers. You need to be careful, you
> could easily be sued.
He could not easily be sued successfully. A luxury service like
some taxis and hire-cars and valets hardly discriminates against
poor people in any legal sense.
--
dorayme
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 23:16:20 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, VK wrote:
> http://www.google.com/accounts/TOS
You replied to the wrong person.
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 23:47:28 von Todd_Calhoun
"dorayme" wrote in message
news:doraymeRidThis-21C511.07564425112007@news-vip.optusnet. com.au...
> In article ,
> Bone Ur wrote:
>
>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:20:14
>> GMT Mika scribed:
>>
>> > It is incredible how we ask:
>> >
>> > Q: IE cannot open Internet site ... Operation aborted
>> > and get the response
>> > A: You should be careful the shops on your site don't sue you
>> >
>> > Er...
>> >
>> > People! :-S
>>
>> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer "Okay,
>> I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up something
>> else
>> and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for over a year..."
>>
>> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
>
> O come on... OP is doing the best he can, he is trying to take on
> board things put to him as best as he understands the advice and
> his situation and business. He has not the same background as
> some of the regulars here. It is hard for someone coming for
> advice about one thing and getting drawn into thickets of things
> which he might be a little hazy on. He needs to tread carefully
> and preserve what he has worked hard to achieve and go forward in
> ways that do not present him with even greater unknowns.
>
> Be a little kinder and more patient. It won't kill you.
Thanks, and thanks for confirming the page loads fast for you in Oz.
Mika
> --
> dorayme
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 24.11.2007 23:59:17 von Randy Webb
Beauregard T. Shagnasty said the following on 11/24/2007 5:16 PM:
> In alt.html, VK wrote:
>
>> http://www.google.com/accounts/TOS
>
>
> You replied to the wrong person.
>
No he didn't.
--
Randy
Chance Favors The Prepared Mind
comp.lang.javascript FAQ - http://jibbering.com/faq/index.html
Javascript Best Practices - http://www.JavascriptToolbox.com/bestpractices/
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 00:47:17 von a.nony.mous
In alt.html, Randy Webb wrote:
> Beauregard T. Shagnasty said:
>> In alt.html, VK wrote:
>>> http://www.google.com/accounts/TOS
>>
>>
>> You replied to the wrong person.
>
> No he didn't.
Yes, he did. It's not my site, it's Mika's.
--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 00:51:54 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:57:49 GMT
> Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>
>>>>>> Speaking of mouthsful...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://blinkynet.net/sharks/stinkydent.html
>>>>>
>>>>> I see your point. The "before" Stinky looks more like a failed
>>>>> patent application for a back scratcher, at least to humans.
>>>>> However, maybe some fish thought he might've been nibbling at oysters
>>>>> just a little too enthusiastically.
>>>>
>>>> You didn't confuse Before and After, didya?
>>>
>>> Nah, though it is fairly true that all fish look alike to me.
>>
>> Speciesist! ;)
>
>
>
> Like that word. 'Never been called that before and I've been called a lot
> of things. But the fact is that fish just don't have any civil rights.
> They also smell and swim with their own poop so is it any wonder that
> people generally consider them repulsive except in a frying pan? I
> personally don't have anything against fish per se, but most of them are
> still wet behind the ears and being so basically worthless doesn't
> particularly lead the higher life forms to generate much thought about the
> subject one way or the other. Fish themselves probably look at it as a
> sort of prolonged version of "War of the Worlds" and realize their
> inadequacies are just part of their miserable daily existence.
Worthless? Worthless?! If it weren't for us, the world (well the
oceans) would be crawling with groupers...and you know how bad that
would be from seeing the Google variety all over usenet.
--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project - http://improve-usenet.org
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 01:08:00 von Randy Webb
Beauregard T. Shagnasty said the following on 11/24/2007 6:47 PM:
> In alt.html, Randy Webb wrote:
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty said:
>>> In alt.html, VK wrote:
>>>> http://www.google.com/accounts/TOS
>>>
>>>
>>> You replied to the wrong person.
>> No he didn't.
>
> Yes, he did. It's not my site, it's Mika's.
The reply was in direct relation to the reference to Google'ing
for HOSTS Files, which tells how to defeat Google ads. He replied to the
right post, he just didn't know what he was talking about.
VK's belief was that the idea was to attempt to suppress Google ads on a
google ad page by the author of that page. That isn't what HOSTS Files
are about.
Can this thread be dropped from c.l.j though? It is getting rather
boresome and off-topic here.
--
Randy
Chance Favors The Prepared Mind
comp.lang.javascript FAQ - http://jibbering.com/faq/index.html
Javascript Best Practices - http://www.JavascriptToolbox.com/bestpractices/
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 07:12:00 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:51:54
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>> Nah, though it is fairly true that all fish look alike to me.
>>>
>>> Speciesist! ;)
>>
>>
>>
>> Like that word. 'Never been called that before and I've been called
>> a lot of things. But the fact is that fish just don't have any civil
>> rights. They also smell and swim with their own poop so is it any
>> wonder that people generally consider them repulsive except in a
>> frying pan? I personally don't have anything against fish per se,
>> but most of them are still wet behind the ears and being so basically
>> worthless doesn't particularly lead the higher life forms to generate
>> much thought about the subject one way or the other. Fish themselves
>> probably look at it as a sort of prolonged version of "War of the
>> Worlds" and realize their inadequacies are just part of their
>> miserable daily existence.
>
> Worthless? Worthless?! If it weren't for us, the world (well the
> oceans) would be crawling with groupers...and you know how bad that
> would be from seeing the Google variety all over usenet.
Well, I was grouping groupers into the same category; they are fish, too.
However, for _you_ to denigrate groupers is intra-phylum-discrimination.
Furthermore, I don't think all fish are equally worthless. Those cute
little colorful ones which reside in home aquariums can be relaxing in a
hypnotic way to the duller mind. But the big ones that eat people and
other fish I may want to eat serve little purpose to a progressive,
advanced society.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 07:25:13 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:56:44
GMT dorayme scribed:
>> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer
>> "Okay, I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up
>> something else and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for
>> over a year..."
>>
>> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
>
> O come on... OP is doing the best he can, he is trying to take on
> board things put to him as best as he understands the advice and
> his situation and business. He has not the same background as
> some of the regulars here. It is hard for someone coming for
> advice about one thing and getting drawn into thickets of things
> which he might be a little hazy on. He needs to tread carefully
> and preserve what he has worked hard to achieve and go forward in
> ways that do not present him with even greater unknowns.
See, that's the thing. "Go forward" from what? -A flawed foundation?
There is no "forward" to go to. It needs to be rebuilt, not patched or
amended, because the base is wrong. I don't fault the OP for not
knowing how to do something but I do fault him for an adolescent
attitude toward something which is essentially incorrect. Adrienne is
right; he needs to do some primary stuff over, and I thought that from
the very beginning. You just can't put crap which must be read by the
page outside the body tag that way and expect it all to work
peachy-keen.
> Be a little kinder and more patient. It won't kill you.
I want my Maypoe!
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 07:40:50 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:51:54
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>>> Nah, though it is fairly true that all fish look alike to me.
>>>>
>>>> Speciesist! ;)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Like that word. 'Never been called that before and I've been called
>>> a lot of things. But the fact is that fish just don't have any civil
>>> rights. They also smell and swim with their own poop so is it any
>>> wonder that people generally consider them repulsive except in a
>>> frying pan? I personally don't have anything against fish per se,
>>> but most of them are still wet behind the ears and being so basically
>>> worthless doesn't particularly lead the higher life forms to generate
>>> much thought about the subject one way or the other. Fish themselves
>>> probably look at it as a sort of prolonged version of "War of the
>>> Worlds" and realize their inadequacies are just part of their
>>> miserable daily existence.
>>
>> Worthless? Worthless?! If it weren't for us, the world (well the
>> oceans) would be crawling with groupers...and you know how bad that
>> would be from seeing the Google variety all over usenet.
>
> Well, I was grouping groupers into the same category; they are fish, too.
> However, for _you_ to denigrate groupers is intra-phylum-discrimination.
And that's not prohibited. Especially here, high on the food chain. :)
> Furthermore, I don't think all fish are equally worthless. Those cute
> little colorful ones which reside in home aquariums can be relaxing in a
> hypnotic way to the duller mind. But the big ones that eat people and
But it takes 500 of them just to make a snack.
> other fish I may want to eat serve little purpose to a progressive,
> advanced society.
We've been evolving longer than you have. And we're not making holes in
the ozone layer. ;)
--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project - http://improve-usenet.org
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 15:48:52 von Todd_Calhoun
"Bone Ur" wrote in message
news:Xns99F2EE3D9433Bboneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:56:44
> GMT dorayme scribed:
>
>>> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer
>>> "Okay, I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up
>>> something else and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for
>>> over a year..."
>>>
>>> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
>>
>> O come on... OP is doing the best he can, he is trying to take on
>> board things put to him as best as he understands the advice and
>> his situation and business. He has not the same background as
>> some of the regulars here. It is hard for someone coming for
>> advice about one thing and getting drawn into thickets of things
>> which he might be a little hazy on. He needs to tread carefully
>> and preserve what he has worked hard to achieve and go forward in
>> ways that do not present him with even greater unknowns.
>
> See, that's the thing. "Go forward" from what? -A flawed foundation?
> There is no "forward" to go to. It needs to be rebuilt, not patched or
> amended, because the base is wrong. I don't fault the OP for not
> knowing how to do something but I do fault him for an adolescent
> attitude toward something which is essentially incorrect. Adrienne is
> right; he needs to do some primary stuff over, and I thought that from
> the very beginning. You just can't put crap which must be read by the
> page outside the body tag that way and expect it all to work
> peachy-keen.
Your peers here would disagree with you:
http://tinyurl.com/hvfsw
'Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site, Operation aborted "Google
Map API error"'
"Move all of the remaining code that google supplied you with when
generating your API key (minus the div from above) to the very bottom of
your document, outside of the body tag."
That is exactly what WE (the 3 of us) have done and it works. No need for
further discussion.
We are not in a position to rewrite the site from scratch on your say so at
the moment as explained this is a spare time hobby project, however we have
resolved the issue this thread was started for, and that was the intention.
We appreciate the site may not be fast when accessed from some foreign
countries, but it is fast when accessed from Australia on the other side of
the world, and works fast on any European PC we can test on, in any browser
with JS enabled.
The site is designed for UK visitors, which is why the only 3 streetscapes
featured are UK ones. For the interest of UK residents in USA streets we do
provide some 'Street-lites' as we call them for US areas, but these are not
the streetscapes the site is based around.
We appreciate the help given here to solve the IE/Google bug and have now
done so, so thank you to those who gave constructive assistance. Problem
solved.
Mika, Esa, & Ben
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 19:25:37 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:40:50
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>> Worthless? Worthless?! If it weren't for us, the world (well the
>>> oceans) would be crawling with groupers...and you know how bad that
>>> would be from seeing the Google variety all over usenet.
>>
>> Well, I was grouping groupers into the same category; they are fish,
>> too. However, for _you_ to denigrate groupers is
>> intra-phylum-discrimination.
>
> And that's not prohibited. Especially here, high on the food chain.
> :)
High and complacent. Read on...
>> Furthermore, I don't think all fish are equally worthless. Those
>> cute little colorful ones which reside in home aquariums can be
>> relaxing in a hypnotic way to the duller mind. But the big ones that
>> eat people and
>
> But it takes 500 of them just to make a snack.
They're a delicacy. You're only supposed to eat a few at a time.
>> other fish I may want to eat serve little purpose to a progressive,
>> advanced society.
>
> We've been evolving longer than you have. And we're not making holes
> in the ozone layer. ;)
Longer but slower. Much slower. As a matter of fact, sharks in
particular pretty much hit a dead stop prior to the beginning of the Age
of Dinosaurs. Ergo, for the last 200+ million years, all they do is swim
around and take up space in the sea just like their forefishies did in
the good ol' Triassic. Humans, on the other hand, evolved at least 1000
times as much in the most current 5 million years alone! Fish have
little reason to brag, -especially when one considers how ugly they are.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 19:42:23 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:48:52
GMT Mika scribed:
> "Bone Ur" wrote in message
> news:Xns99F2EE3D9433Bboneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007
>> 20:56:44 GMT dorayme scribed:
>>
>>>> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer
>>>> "Okay, I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up
>>>> something else and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is
>>>> for over a year..."
>>>>
>>>> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
>>>
>>> O come on... OP is doing the best he can, he is trying to take on
>>> board things put to him as best as he understands the advice and
>>> his situation and business. He has not the same background as
>>> some of the regulars here. It is hard for someone coming for
>>> advice about one thing and getting drawn into thickets of things
>>> which he might be a little hazy on. He needs to tread carefully
>>> and preserve what he has worked hard to achieve and go forward in
>>> ways that do not present him with even greater unknowns.
>>
>> See, that's the thing. "Go forward" from what? -A flawed
>> foundation? There is no "forward" to go to. It needs to be rebuilt,
>> not patched or amended, because the base is wrong. I don't fault the
>> OP for not knowing how to do something but I do fault him for an
>> adolescent attitude toward something which is essentially incorrect.
>> Adrienne is right; he needs to do some primary stuff over, and I
>> thought that from the very beginning. You just can't put crap which
>> must be read by the page outside the body tag that way and expect it
>> all to work peachy-keen.
>
> Your peers here would disagree with you:
> http://tinyurl.com/hvfsw
> 'Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site, Operation aborted
> "Google Map API error"'
> "Move all of the remaining code that google supplied you with when
> generating your API key (minus the div from above) to the very bottom
> of your document, outside of the body tag."
>
> That is exactly what WE (the 3 of us) have done and it works. No need
> for further discussion.
>
> We are not in a position to rewrite the site from scratch on your say
> so at the moment as explained this is a spare time hobby project,
> however we have resolved the issue this thread was started for, and
> that was the intention.
Yeah, right.
First of all, this proves Ryan Grant's solution is correct how? Because
it works for you? Apparently it didn't work for "rf", the first poster
in the blurb.
Second, did you even try the "advanced fix" instead of the "simple fix"?
The former, all of about 6 lines, is valid as opposed to the latter.
> We appreciate the site may not be fast when accessed from some foreign
> countries, but it is fast when accessed from Australia on the other
> side of the world, and works fast on any European PC we can test on,
> in any browser with JS enabled.
>
> The site is designed for UK visitors, which is why the only 3
> streetscapes featured are UK ones. For the interest of UK residents
> in USA streets we do provide some 'Street-lites' as we call them for
> US areas, but these are not the streetscapes the site is based around.
>
> We appreciate the help given here to solve the IE/Google bug and have
> now done so, so thank you to those who gave constructive assistance.
> Problem solved.
>
> Mika, Esa, & Ben
You've solved zilch. You only buried the problem and obfuscated the
issue. Ergo, considering the obtuseness of your obstinacy, we are going
off to tell Brit jokes for our mutual amusement.
Kukla, Fran, & Ollie
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 20:24:32 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:40:50
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>> Worthless? Worthless?! If it weren't for us, the world (well the
>>>> oceans) would be crawling with groupers...and you know how bad that
>>>> would be from seeing the Google variety all over usenet.
>>>
>>> Well, I was grouping groupers into the same category; they are fish,
>>> too. However, for _you_ to denigrate groupers is
>>> intra-phylum-discrimination.
>>
>> And that's not prohibited. Especially here, high on the food chain.
>> :)
>
> High and complacent. Read on...
Bordering on arrogance, in fact. :)
>>> Furthermore, I don't think all fish are equally worthless. Those
>>> cute little colorful ones which reside in home aquariums can be
>>> relaxing in a hypnotic way to the duller mind. But the big ones that
>>> eat people and
>>
>> But it takes 500 of them just to make a snack.
>
> They're a delicacy. You're only supposed to eat a few at a time.
Shark. Eat a few at a time. Hee hee.
>>> other fish I may want to eat serve little purpose to a progressive,
>>> advanced society.
>>
>> We've been evolving longer than you have. And we're not making holes
>> in the ozone layer. ;)
>
> Longer but slower. Much slower. As a matter of fact, sharks in
Now long is that in shark years?
> particular pretty much hit a dead stop prior to the beginning of the Age
> of Dinosaurs. Ergo, for the last 200+ million years, all they do is swim
> around and take up space in the sea just like their forefishies did in
Once you're achieved perfection there is no evolutionary pressure in the
scheme of natural selection to send the species off in new directions.
> the good ol' Triassic. Humans, on the other hand, evolved at least 1000
> times as much in the most current 5 million years alone! Fish have
> little reason to brag, -especially when one considers how ugly they are.
Humans evolved faster because they had more to imrove on and less time
to do it. Eventually, they may reach the evolutionary perfection that
sharks have. Well, probably not -- sharks have avoided the unwanted
capability to blow themselves up in massive quantities.
One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and balance.
--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project - http://improve-usenet.org
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 20:25:51 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Kukla, Fran, & Ollie
I remember watching them. [sounds of cartilage creaking]
--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project - http://improve-usenet.org
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 21:00:17 von dorayme
In article ,
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:56:44
> GMT dorayme scribed:
>
> >> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer
> >> "Okay, I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up
> >> something else and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is for
> >> over a year..."
> >>
> >> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
> >
> > O come on... OP is doing the best he can, he is trying to take on
> > board things put to him as best as he understands the advice and
> > his situation and business. He has not the same background as
> > some of the regulars here. It is hard for someone coming for
> > advice about one thing and getting drawn into thickets of things
> > which he might be a little hazy on. He needs to tread carefully
> > and preserve what he has worked hard to achieve and go forward in
> > ways that do not present him with even greater unknowns.
>
> See, that's the thing. "Go forward" from what? -A flawed foundation?
> There is no "forward" to go to. It needs to be rebuilt, not patched or
> amended, because the base is wrong.
Funny how you, an earthling, so little understand human
psychology, pride, investment and the general notion of theory
building. No one reasonably competent, if handed the job of
fulfilling some of the basic aims of the OP would start with what
he has. Nearly every site that comes up here would be built from
the ground up by a well versed author. That does not mean that
that is what you can expect - or demand stridently - of an
innocent wanderer into these alleys. It does not mean you should
be mugging them if they don't throw out the lot and start again.
If he says the site has been working successfully for over a
year, then sure, you can challenge that, and if you succeed to
sow doubts, that will start to move him. But charging at him like
a bull is not going to work. It never really does. You are too
star struck by the "bitter salt" theory of being honest with a
student or client. Honesty and straight talking is a simple
minded single string bow in the educational game. It is no magic
bullet. Stop getting all thingy when these bullets you fire
bounce off.
It is simply wrong that a site cannot be rebuilt over time in a
considerably inefficient manner. And you will never see that this
inefficiency has some great advantages for those people who would
learn things slowly over a period of time in a project that is
already sailing at sea. You are demanding the ship be sunk or be
dry docked and completely rebuilt, and few merchant ship owners
will come at that.
--
dorayme
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 21:54:47 von Todd_Calhoun
"Bone Ur" wrote in message
news:Xns99F37714A4510boneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:48:52
> GMT Mika scribed:
>
>> "Bone Ur" wrote in message
>> news:Xns99F2EE3D9433Bboneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
>>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 24 Nov 2007
>>> 20:56:44 GMT dorayme scribed:
>>>
>>>>> It is incredible how we reply "Do this, do that," and you answer
>>>>> "Okay, I'll do this but I don't wanna do that because it screws up
>>>>> something else and the site _has_ been working successfully as-is
>>>>> for over a year..."
>>>>>
>>>>> Fishbowl or arrogance - which is it?
>>>>
>>>> O come on... OP is doing the best he can, he is trying to take on
>>>> board things put to him as best as he understands the advice and
>>>> his situation and business. He has not the same background as
>>>> some of the regulars here. It is hard for someone coming for
>>>> advice about one thing and getting drawn into thickets of things
>>>> which he might be a little hazy on. He needs to tread carefully
>>>> and preserve what he has worked hard to achieve and go forward in
>>>> ways that do not present him with even greater unknowns.
>>>
>>> See, that's the thing. "Go forward" from what? -A flawed
>>> foundation? There is no "forward" to go to. It needs to be rebuilt,
>>> not patched or amended, because the base is wrong. I don't fault the
>>> OP for not knowing how to do something but I do fault him for an
>>> adolescent attitude toward something which is essentially incorrect.
>>> Adrienne is right; he needs to do some primary stuff over, and I
>>> thought that from the very beginning. You just can't put crap which
>>> must be read by the page outside the body tag that way and expect it
>>> all to work peachy-keen.
>>
>> Your peers here would disagree with you:
>> http://tinyurl.com/hvfsw
>> 'Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site, Operation aborted
>> "Google Map API error"'
>> "Move all of the remaining code that google supplied you with when
>> generating your API key (minus the div from above) to the very bottom
>> of your document, outside of the body tag."
>>
>> That is exactly what WE (the 3 of us) have done and it works. No need
>> for further discussion.
>>
>> We are not in a position to rewrite the site from scratch on your say
>> so at the moment as explained this is a spare time hobby project,
>> however we have resolved the issue this thread was started for, and
>> that was the intention.
>
> Yeah, right.
>
> First of all, this proves Ryan Grant's solution is correct how? Because
> it works for you? Apparently it didn't work for "rf", the first poster
> in the blurb.
>
> Second, did you even try the "advanced fix" instead of the "simple fix"?
> The former, all of about 6 lines, is valid as opposed to the latter.
The advanced fix is not compatible with our code. The simple fix is.
Didn't the poster above say "KISS"? Keep it simple, stupid. It works, so
why make it compex and break our code? That is not logical.
>> We appreciate the site may not be fast when accessed from some foreign
>> countries, but it is fast when accessed from Australia on the other
>> side of the world, and works fast on any European PC we can test on,
>> in any browser with JS enabled.
>>
>> The site is designed for UK visitors, which is why the only 3
>> streetscapes featured are UK ones. For the interest of UK residents
>> in USA streets we do provide some 'Street-lites' as we call them for
>> US areas, but these are not the streetscapes the site is based around.
>>
>> We appreciate the help given here to solve the IE/Google bug and have
>> now done so, so thank you to those who gave constructive assistance.
>> Problem solved.
>>
>> Mika, Esa, & Ben
>
> You've solved zilch. You only buried the problem and obfuscated the
> issue. Ergo, considering the obtuseness of your obstinacy, we are going
> off to tell Brit jokes for our mutual amusement.
Racist and angry. Good luck to you.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 25.11.2007 22:25:26 von Blinky the Shark
Mika wrote:
> "Bone Ur" wrote in message
> news:Xns99F37714A4510boneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
>> You've solved zilch. You only buried the problem and obfuscated the
>> issue. Ergo, considering the obtuseness of your obstinacy, we are going
>> off to tell Brit jokes for our mutual amusement.
>
> Racist and angry. Good luck to you.
Racist? The Brits are a nationality.
--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project - http://improve-usenet.org
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 01:11:33 von rf
"Mika" wrote in message
news:oXf2j.53092$c_1.8406@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> "Bone Ur" wrote in message
> news:Xns99F2EE3D9433Bboneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
> We appreciate the site may not be fast when accessed from some foreign
> countries, but it is fast when accessed from Australia on the other side
> of the world,
No, it does not. 1.21 minutes for me.
--
Richard.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 01:24:08 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:24:32
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>> Well, I was grouping groupers into the same category; they are
>>>> fish, too. However, for _you_ to denigrate groupers is
>>>> intra-phylum-discrimination.
>>>
>>> And that's not prohibited. Especially here, high on the food chain.
>>> :)
>>
>> High and complacent. Read on...
>
> Bordering on arrogance, in fact. :)
Oh, like a Google grouper?
>>>> Furthermore, I don't think all fish are equally worthless. Those
>>>> cute little colorful ones which reside in home aquariums can be
>>>> relaxing in a hypnotic way to the duller mind. But the big ones
>>>> that eat people and
>>>
>>> But it takes 500 of them just to make a snack.
>>
>> They're a delicacy. You're only supposed to eat a few at a time.
>
> Shark. Eat a few at a time. Hee hee.
Um, I see your point
>>>> other fish I may want to eat serve little purpose to a progressive,
>>>> advanced society.
>>>
>>> We've been evolving longer than you have. And we're not making
>>> holes in the ozone layer. ;)
>>
>> Longer but slower. Much slower. As a matter of fact, sharks in
>
> Now long is that in shark years?
>
>> particular pretty much hit a dead stop prior to the beginning of the
>> Age of Dinosaurs. Ergo, for the last 200+ million years, all they do
>> is swim around and take up space in the sea just like their
>> forefishies did in
>
> Once you're achieved perfection there is no evolutionary pressure in
> the scheme of natural selection to send the species off in new
> directions.
Yes, sharks are called "the perfect eating machine". But what else do
they do that's interesting? I would hardly say that spending a life just
swimming and eating equates to having achieved perfection on any
reasonable scale in the universe as a whole.
>> the good ol' Triassic. Humans, on the other hand, evolved at least
>> 1000 times as much in the most current 5 million years alone! Fish
>> have little reason to brag, -especially when one considers how ugly
>> they are.
>
> Humans evolved faster because they had more to imrove on and less time
> to do it. Eventually, they may reach the evolutionary perfection that
> sharks have. Well, probably not -- sharks have avoided the unwanted
> capability to blow themselves up in massive quantities.
Humans had more to improve on because they had more potential to begin
with. The conclusion is unavoidable: sharks are an evolutionary cul-de-
sac who persist only because of the vastness of their preferred
environment. Such a predator dwelling on land would surely have been
eliminated long ago by the stupidest humans you can imagine (barring your
reflections on some of the posters here).
> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
> balance.
Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 01:25:32 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:25:51 GMT
Blinky the Shark scribed:
> Bone Ur wrote:
>
>> Kukla, Fran, & Ollie
>
> I remember watching them. [sounds of cartilage creaking]
You didn't eat Ollie, did you?
(You're showing your age...)
--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 01:38:16 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:00:17
GMT dorayme scribed:
>> See, that's the thing. "Go forward" from what? -A flawed foundation?
>> There is no "forward" to go to. It needs to be rebuilt, not patched
>> or amended, because the base is wrong.
>
> Funny how you, an earthling, so little understand human
> psychology, pride, investment and the general notion of theory
> building. No one reasonably competent, if handed the job of
> fulfilling some of the basic aims of the OP would start with what
> he has.
So far we agree. But there are 3 of them. Are they all incompetent?
> Nearly every site that comes up here would be built from
> the ground up by a well versed author. That does not mean that
> that is what you can expect - or demand stridently - of an
> innocent wanderer into these alleys. It does not mean you should
> be mugging them if they don't throw out the lot and start again.
So you equate "mugging" with expressing an honest opinion. Would it be
preferable if I lied, even a little bit, just to keep junior from whining
for mommy? I may have been blunt and forthright, but I wasn't abusive
and didn't resort to name-calling like some people we know...
> If he says the site has been working successfully for over a
> year, then sure, you can challenge that, and if you succeed to
> sow doubts, that will start to move him. But charging at him like
> a bull is not going to work. It never really does. You are too
> star struck by the "bitter salt" theory of being honest with a
> student or client. Honesty and straight talking is a simple
> minded single string bow in the educational game. It is no magic
> bullet. Stop getting all thingy when these bullets you fire
> bounce off.
Well, I just might try to "stop getting all thingy" if I knew what
"thingy" was. Nevertheless, if an ingenue cannot tolerate honesty, I can
hardly feel sorry for him.
> It is simply wrong that a site cannot be rebuilt over time in a
> considerably inefficient manner. And you will never see that this
> inefficiency has some great advantages for those people who would
> learn things slowly over a period of time in a project that is
> already sailing at sea. You are demanding the ship be sunk or be
> dry docked and completely rebuilt, and few merchant ship owners
> will come at that.
The site should be rebuilt, yes, but I wasn't demanding it. What I was
"demanding" was valid code in the form of not putting something outside
the body tag. _That_ was the "demand", so to speak, and I remain
righteously adamant in reiterating it.
As a side note, I think you were more fun when you were dingbatty. Now
your posts make me yawn alot and daydream about the sweet potato farm in
Kuala Lumpur.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 01:40:12 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:54:47
GMT Mika scribed:
>>> We appreciate the help given here to solve the IE/Google bug and
>>> have now done so, so thank you to those who gave constructive
>>> assistance. Problem solved.
>>>
>>> Mika, Esa, & Ben
>>
>> You've solved zilch. You only buried the problem and obfuscated the
>> issue. Ergo, considering the obtuseness of your obstinacy, we are
>> going off to tell Brit jokes for our mutual amusement.
>
> Racist and angry. Good luck to you.
Actually, Saxon Brits are immigrated German stock. Norman Brits derived
from France. Now mix Kraut and Frog together and you've got a puree which
smells bad, tastes worse, and will have you shitting in your pants while
you croak if you don't hop to it.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 02:59:30 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:24:32
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>
>>>>> Well, I was grouping groupers into the same category; they are
>>>>> fish, too. However, for _you_ to denigrate groupers is
>>>>> intra-phylum-discrimination.
>>>>
>>>> And that's not prohibited. Especially here, high on the food chain.
>>>> :)
>>>
>>> High and complacent. Read on...
>>
>> Bordering on arrogance, in fact. :)
>
> Oh, like a Google grouper?
Groupers are just clueless.
Ow. That hurt. I think sharks aren't supposed to spit.
>>>>> Furthermore, I don't think all fish are equally worthless. Those
>>>>> cute little colorful ones which reside in home aquariums can be
>>>>> relaxing in a hypnotic way to the duller mind. But the big ones
>>>>> that eat people and
>>>>
>>>> But it takes 500 of them just to make a snack.
>>>
>>> They're a delicacy. You're only supposed to eat a few at a time.
>>
>> Shark. Eat a few at a time. Hee hee.
>
> Um, I see your point
>
>>>>> other fish I may want to eat serve little purpose to a progressive,
>>>>> advanced society.
>>>>
>>>> We've been evolving longer than you have. And we're not making
>>>> holes in the ozone layer. ;)
>>>
>>> Longer but slower. Much slower. As a matter of fact, sharks in
>>
>> Now long is that in shark years?
Meant "How", of course. You try typing with fins. Remember, we're
optimized for swimming.
>>> particular pretty much hit a dead stop prior to the beginning of the
>>> Age of Dinosaurs. Ergo, for the last 200+ million years, all they do
>>> is swim around and take up space in the sea just like their
>>> forefishies did in
>>
>> Once you're achieved perfection there is no evolutionary pressure in
>> the scheme of natural selection to send the species off in new
>> directions.
>
> Yes, sharks are called "the perfect eating machine". But what else do
> they do that's interesting? I would hardly say that spending a life just
> swimming and eating equates to having achieved perfection on any
> reasonable scale in the universe as a whole.
Well, we boink. That's pretty fun. And we do it in public.
Other than that: Swim to live; live to swim.
>>> the good ol' Triassic. Humans, on the other hand, evolved at least
>>> 1000 times as much in the most current 5 million years alone! Fish
>>> have little reason to brag, -especially when one considers how ugly
>>> they are.
>>
>> Humans evolved faster because they had more to imrove on and less time
>> to do it. Eventually, they may reach the evolutionary perfection that
>> sharks have. Well, probably not -- sharks have avoided the unwanted
>> capability to blow themselves up in massive quantities.
>
> Humans had more to improve on because they had more potential to begin
> with. The conclusion is unavoidable: sharks are an evolutionary cul-de-
> sac who persist only because of the vastness of their preferred
> environment. Such a predator dwelling on land would surely have been
> eliminated long ago by the stupidest humans you can imagine (barring your
> reflections on some of the posters here).
You forget one thing. Land sharks.
>> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
>> balance.
>
> Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
We have an extremely low rate of mental illness, Mr. Vulnerable. ;)
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 03:01:13 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:25:51 GMT
> Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>
>>> Kukla, Fran, & Ollie
>>
>> I remember watching them. [sounds of cartilage creaking]
>
> You didn't eat Ollie, did you?
Fran Allison was more substantial. Uh......I mean "no".
> (You're showing your age...)
Not embarrassed to have just turned 60 in human years.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 03:30:19 von dorayme
In article ,
Bone Ur wrote:
> dorayme scribed:
>
> > Funny how you, an earthling, so little understand human
> > psychology, pride, investment and the general notion of theory
> > building. No one reasonably competent, if handed the job of
> > fulfilling some of the basic aims of the OP would start with what
> > he has.
>
> So far we agree. But there are 3 of them. Are they all incompetent?
>
I love this "but" of yours. It is the sign of a masterstroke of
reasoning. If a team does something, it does not mean that they
are all responsible for the overall faults of a page. Yawn and
daydream about that - see your impudent remarks below (Officer
White has been despatched with fresh orders. There may be a
slight delay, he has a bad hangover after a Don's party for the
recent oz federal election. He is never in a good mood after
hangovers, do not provoke him. It will be bad enough for you even
if you are nice and offer him a cool iced-lemon drink).
> So you equate "mugging" with expressing an honest opinion.
I can always count on you understanding the least thing.
> As a side note, I think you were more fun when you were dingbatty. Now
> your posts make me yawn alot and daydream about the sweet potato farm in
> Kuala Lumpur.
Look, many very fair points have been made (most recently Sherm
Pendley and rf) that should alert OP of things to think seriously
about. There is nothing wrong with raising honest issues.
[The other day, the main Sydney newspaper carried a story about
Google and streetscaping. Apparently there are Google vans going
around taking pics of Sydney streets. This is not the one, but
similar to what I saw
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/06/04/1180809390551.html
What next! ]
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 14:25:18 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:59:30
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>> Bordering on arrogance, in fact. :)
>>
>> Oh, like a Google grouper?
>
> Groupers are just clueless.
>
> Ow. That hurt. I think sharks aren't supposed to spit.
Probably don't have the cheeks for it. Or maybe one of the tin cans came
up.
>> Yes, sharks are called "the perfect eating machine". But what else
>> do they do that's interesting? I would hardly say that spending a
>> life just swimming and eating equates to having achieved perfection
>> on any reasonable scale in the universe as a whole.
>
> Well, we boink. That's pretty fun. And we do it in public.
>
> Other than that: Swim to live; live to swim.
And when you're called for the final judgment, what are you gonna say?
"I boinked and swam in oblivious malaise..."? Now that I think about it,
I've never heard anyone ever claim there were sharks in heaven. Little
wonder.
>>> Humans evolved faster because they had more to imrove on and less
>>> time to do it. Eventually, they may reach the evolutionary
>>> perfection that sharks have. Well, probably not -- sharks have
>>> avoided the unwanted capability to blow themselves up in massive
>>> quantities.
>>
>> Humans had more to improve on because they had more potential to
>> begin with. The conclusion is unavoidable: sharks are an
>> evolutionary cul-de- sac who persist only because of the vastness of
>> their preferred environment. Such a predator dwelling on land would
>> surely have been eliminated long ago by the stupidest humans you can
>> imagine (barring your reflections on some of the posters here).
>
> You forget one thing. Land sharks.
-An extremely rare breed with negligable impact on anything except
standup comedy.
>>> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
>>> balance.
>>
>> Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
>
> We have an extremely low rate of mental illness, Mr. Vulnerable. ;)
Well, there aren't a lot of sick rocks in the world, either...
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 14:29:24 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:01:13
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>> Kukla, Fran, & Ollie
>>>
>>> I remember watching them. [sounds of cartilage creaking]
>>
>> You didn't eat Ollie, did you?
>
> Fran Allison was more substantial. Uh......I mean "no".
More substantial how?
>> (You're showing your age...)
>
> Not embarrassed to have just turned 60 in human years.
Nor should you be. But even if you were, you probably wouldn't notice it
due to the overwhelming embarrassment engendered by frolicking asea without
a bathing suit.
--
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Cavemen have formidable pheromones.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 14:38:30 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:30:19
GMT dorayme scribed:
>> > Funny how you, an earthling, so little understand human
>> > psychology, pride, investment and the general notion of theory
>> > building. No one reasonably competent, if handed the job of
>> > fulfilling some of the basic aims of the OP would start with what
>> > he has.
>>
>> So far we agree. But there are 3 of them. Are they all incompetent?
>>
>
> I love this "but" of yours. It is the sign of a masterstroke of
> reasoning. If a team does something, it does not mean that they
> are all responsible for the overall faults of a page. Yawn and
> daydream about that - see your impudent remarks below (Officer
> White has been despatched with fresh orders. There may be a
> slight delay, he has a bad hangover after a Don's party for the
> recent oz federal election. He is never in a good mood after
> hangovers, do not provoke him. It will be bad enough for you even
> if you are nice and offer him a cool iced-lemon drink).
I happened to mention to a friend of mine that you loved my "but", and he
wants to know if you'll meet him in Macao?
>> So you equate "mugging" with expressing an honest opinion.
>
> I can always count on you understanding the least thing.
Dependability is a virtue oft overlooked in the character of many an
erudite humanitarian.
>> As a side note, I think you were more fun when you were dingbatty.
>> Now your posts make me yawn alot and daydream about the sweet potato
>> farm in Kuala Lumpur.
>
> Look, many very fair points have been made (most recently Sherm
> Pendley and rf) that should alert OP of things to think seriously
> about. There is nothing wrong with raising honest issues.
Of course not. That's what I said. And, as we all know, I'm right.
> [The other day, the main Sydney newspaper carried a story about
> Google and streetscaping. Apparently there are Google vans going
> around taking pics of Sydney streets. This is not the one, but
> similar to what I saw
>
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/06/04/1180809390551.html
>
>
> What next! ]
Personally, I think that kind of "photography" _is_ an invasion of
privacy. Look at it this way: what if the government was doing it?
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 23:15:19 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:59:30
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>> Bordering on arrogance, in fact. :)
>>>
>>> Oh, like a Google grouper?
>>
>> Groupers are just clueless.
>>
>> Ow. That hurt. I think sharks aren't supposed to spit.
>
> Probably don't have the cheeks for it. Or maybe one of the tin cans came
> up.
Yeah. The gills are kind of right there.
>>> Yes, sharks are called "the perfect eating machine". But what else
>>> do they do that's interesting? I would hardly say that spending a
>>> life just swimming and eating equates to having achieved perfection
>>> on any reasonable scale in the universe as a whole.
>>
>> Well, we boink. That's pretty fun. And we do it in public.
>>
>> Other than that: Swim to live; live to swim.
>
> And when you're called for the final judgment, what are you gonna say?
> "I boinked and swam in oblivious malaise..."? Now that I think about it,
I'm gonna say --> http://blinkynet.net/images/dinner.jpg
But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net
> I've never heard anyone ever claim there were sharks in heaven. Little
> wonder.
http://www.tsrocks.com/d/darkthrone_texts/straightening_shar ks_in_heaven.html
>>> Humans had more to improve on because they had more potential to
>>> begin with. The conclusion is unavoidable: sharks are an
>>> evolutionary cul-de- sac who persist only because of the vastness of
>>> their preferred environment. Such a predator dwelling on land would
>>> surely have been eliminated long ago by the stupidest humans you can
>>> imagine (barring your reflections on some of the posters here).
>>
>> You forget one thing. Land sharks.
>
> -An extremely rare breed with negligable impact on anything except
> standup comedy.
Pop culture rules.
>>>> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
>>>> balance.
>>>
>>> Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
>>
>> We have an extremely low rate of mental illness, Mr. Vulnerable. ;)
>
> Well, there aren't a lot of sick rocks in the world, either...
And an island never cries.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 26.11.2007 23:21:05 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:01:13
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>>> Kukla, Fran, & Ollie
>>>>
>>>> I remember watching them. [sounds of cartilage creaking]
>>>
>>> You didn't eat Ollie, did you?
>>
>> Fran Allison was more substantial. Uh......I mean "no".
>
> More substantial how?
Much bigger; thus more filling and satisfying.
>>> (You're showing your age...)
>>
>> Not embarrassed to have just turned 60 in human years.
>
> Nor should you be. But even if you were, you probably wouldn't notice it
> due to the overwhelming embarrassment engendered by frolicking asea without
> a bathing suit.
You're not accounting for my Speedos.
Old men in Speedos. Yikes. Man, that's got "Europe" written *all* over
it.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 04:33:13 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:15:19
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>> Groupers are just clueless.
>>>
>>> Ow. That hurt. I think sharks aren't supposed to spit.
>>
>> Probably don't have the cheeks for it. Or maybe one of the tin cans
>> came up.
>
> Yeah. The gills are kind of right there.
Well, gillty things do have to pay the price.
>> And when you're called for the final judgment, what are you gonna
>> say? "I boinked and swam in oblivious malaise..."? Now that I think
>> about it,
>
> I'm gonna say --> http://blinkynet.net/images/dinner.jpg
>
> But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net
Who is it, Humphrey Halibut?
>> I've never heard anyone ever claim there were sharks in heaven.
>> Little wonder.
>
> http://www.tsrocks.com/d/darkthrone_texts/straightening_shar ks_in_heave
> n.html
Uh, yeah... That made like no sense whatsoever. Who writes such crap,
charter members of the mutual mental midgets admiration society?
>>> You forget one thing. Land sharks.
>>
>> -An extremely rare breed with negligable impact on anything except
>> standup comedy.
>
> Pop culture rules.
Only if Bush says so.
>>>>> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
>>>>> balance.
>>>>
>>>> Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
>>>
>>> We have an extremely low rate of mental illness, Mr. Vulnerable. ;)
>>
>> Well, there aren't a lot of sick rocks in the world, either...
>
> And an island never cries.
Who would listen?
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 04:37:06 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:21:05
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>>>> Kukla, Fran, & Ollie
>>>>>
>>>>> I remember watching them. [sounds of cartilage creaking]
>>>>
>>>> You didn't eat Ollie, did you?
>>>
>>> Fran Allison was more substantial. Uh......I mean "no".
>>
>> More substantial how?
>
> Much bigger; thus more filling and satisfying.
Well, Ollie had more personality (though no tits).
>>>> (You're showing your age...)
>>>
>>> Not embarrassed to have just turned 60 in human years.
>>
>> Nor should you be. But even if you were, you probably wouldn't
>> notice it due to the overwhelming embarrassment engendered by
>> frolicking asea without a bathing suit.
>
> You're not accounting for my Speedos.
>
> Old men in Speedos. Yikes. Man, that's got "Europe" written *all*
> over it.
Europeans have a knack for taking something profoundly mundane and making
it positively gauche.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 05:00:06 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:15:19
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>> Groupers are just clueless.
>>>>
>>>> Ow. That hurt. I think sharks aren't supposed to spit.
>>>
>>> Probably don't have the cheeks for it. Or maybe one of the tin cans
>>> came up.
>>
>> Yeah. The gills are kind of right there.
>
> Well, gillty things do have to pay the price.
>
>>> And when you're called for the final judgment, what are you gonna
>>> say? "I boinked and swam in oblivious malaise..."? Now that I think
>>> about it,
>>
>> I'm gonna say --> http://blinkynet.net/images/dinner.jpg
>>
>> But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net
>
> Who is it, Humphrey Halibut?
It's who the caption says it is if you're evolved enough to read it.
>>> I've never heard anyone ever claim there were sharks in heaven.
>>> Little wonder.
>>
>> http://www.tsrocks.com/d/darkthrone_texts/straightening_shar ks_in_heave
>> n.html
>
> Uh, yeah... That made like no sense whatsoever. Who writes such crap,
> charter members of the mutual mental midgets admiration society?
Didn't make any sense to me, either. I think this is to our credit.
>>>> You forget one thing. Land sharks.
>>>
>>> -An extremely rare breed with negligable impact on anything except
>>> standup comedy.
>>
>> Pop culture rules.
>
> Only if Bush says so.
I don't do politics.
>>>>>> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
>>>>>> balance.
>>>>>
>>>>> Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
>>>>
>>>> We have an extremely low rate of mental illness, Mr. Vulnerable. ;)
>>>
>>> Well, there aren't a lot of sick rocks in the world, either...
>>
>> And an island never cries.
>
> Who would listen?
Lake Erie, of course.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 08:41:13 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:00:06
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>> But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net
>>
>> Who is it, Humphrey Halibut?
>
> It's who the caption says it is if you're evolved enough to read it.
Er, there was a caption? Well fancy that. I generally don't look around
when a shark is staring me in the face.
http://www.tsrocks.com/d/darkthrone_texts/straightening_shar ks_in_heave
>>> n.html
>>
>> Uh, yeah... That made like no sense whatsoever. Who writes such
crap,
>> charter members of the mutual mental midgets admiration society?
>
> Didn't make any sense to me, either. I think this is to our credit.
Yup. Sure there are age differences, but that was just pig drool.
>>> Pop culture rules.
>>
>> Only if Bush says so.
>
> I don't do politics.
Um, what _do_ you do?
>>> And an island never cries.
>>
>> Who would listen?
>
> Lake Erie, of course.
Yeah but Lake Superior would tell it to shut up and behave properly.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 09:42:41 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:00:06
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>
>>>> But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net
>>>
>>> Who is it, Humphrey Halibut?
>>
>> It's who the caption says it is if you're evolved enough to read it.
>
> Er, there was a caption? Well fancy that. I generally don't look around
> when a shark is staring me in the face.
As close as possible to the bottom of the image, in the usual caption
location. :)
>>>> Pop culture rules.
>>>
>>> Only if Bush says so.
>>
>> I don't do politics.
>
> Um, what _do_ you do?
Swim. Eat. Look back with satifaction on evolution. We covered that.
>>>> And an island never cries.
>>>
>>> Who would listen?
>>
>> Lake Erie, of course.
I certainly hope you got the "eary" pun there. I live for pun groans.
> Yeah but Lake Superior would tell it to shut up and behave properly.
Speaking of superior, a Canadian buddy sent me (a USan) this a long time
ago, eh?
http://blinkynet.net/stuff/ontop.jpg
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 10:55:38 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:42:41
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>>> But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net
>>>>
>>>> Who is it, Humphrey Halibut?
>>>
>>> It's who the caption says it is if you're evolved enough to read it.
>>
>> Er, there was a caption? Well fancy that. I generally don't look
>> around when a shark is staring me in the face.
>
> As close as possible to the bottom of the image, in the usual caption
> location. :)
Of course I saw it! And I read it. The only trouble is that I can't
remember what it said in relation to what we are discussing. For that
matter, I can't remember what we were discussing as regards to what we
are discussing. I live for the moment, -not historical significance.
>>>>> Pop culture rules.
>>>>
>>>> Only if Bush says so.
>>>
>>> I don't do politics.
>>
>> Um, what _do_ you do?
>
> Swim. Eat. Look back with satifaction on evolution. We covered
> that.
I meant in a professional capacity. Or are you a confirmed amateur?
>>>>> And an island never cries.
>>>>
>>>> Who would listen?
>>>
>>> Lake Erie, of course.
>
> I certainly hope you got the "eary" pun there. I live for pun groans.
....And I hope you got the sup-eary-er one. :)
>> Yeah but Lake Superior would tell it to shut up and behave properly.
>
> Speaking of superior, a Canadian buddy sent me (a USan) this a long
> time ago, eh?
>
> http://blinkynet.net/stuff/ontop.jpg
Canadians always try harder because most of the world forgets they're
there. Not long ago I was vacationing in Terra del Fuego and asked for
some Canadian beer at the resort bar. The bartender hesitated then
replied very apologetically, "I'm sorry, sir, we only have bottles."
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 18:52:10 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:42:41
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>>> Only if Bush says so.
>>>>
>>>> I don't do politics.
>>>
>>> Um, what _do_ you do?
>>
>> Swim. Eat. Look back with satifaction on evolution. We covered
>> that.
>
> I meant in a professional capacity. Or are you a confirmed amateur?
I don't do politics at any level. Professionally, I'm a TV cameraman.
>> Speaking of superior, a Canadian buddy sent me (a USan) this a long
>> time ago, eh?
>>
>> http://blinkynet.net/stuff/ontop.jpg
>
> Canadians always try harder because most of the world forgets they're
> there. Not long ago I was vacationing in Terra del Fuego and asked for
> some Canadian beer at the resort bar. The bartender hesitated then
> replied very apologetically, "I'm sorry, sir, we only have bottles."
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 22:23:40 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:52:10 GMT
Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>> Um, what _do_ you do?
>>>
>>> Swim. Eat. Look back with satifaction on evolution. We covered
>>> that.
>>
>> I meant in a professional capacity. Or are you a confirmed amateur?
>
> I don't do politics at any level. Professionally, I'm a TV cameraman.
In Zoltan Korda's 1942 movie "The Jungle Book" there was dialogue about
like this:
Girl: What are the monkeys saying?
Mowgli: The monkey people say what the monkey people always say. "We,
the monkey people, are the greatest people in the world. We know this
is true because we always say it is true so therefore it must be true."
Kinda reminds me of the official shark stance on evolution...
So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of responsibility
for the crap that's on TV?
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 22:48:04 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to your
opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't interest me.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 27.11.2007 23:34:22 von jwkenne
The Magpie wrote:
> Andy Dingley wrote:
>> On 19 Nov, 18:38, The Magpie wrote:
>>
>>> Personally, I prefer XHTML 1.0 over HTML 4.x because it is much easier
>>> to ensure it is error-free. But that's a personal choice.
>> What makes you think that?
>>
> I should have thought that was obvious.
>
> HTML was designed from the start as a subset of SGML that would permit
> lax coding of tags
Clarification: SGML (and GML before it) always allowed lax coding.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 04:05:11 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:48:04 GMT
Blinky the Shark scribed:
> Bone Ur wrote:
>
>> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
>> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
>
> I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to your
> opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't interest me.
Er, too close to home, eh? Okay, I'll lay off.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 07:42:47 von Blinky the Shark
Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007
> 21:48:04 GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>
>>> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
>>> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
>>
>> I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to
>> your opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't
>> interest me.
>
> Er, too close to home, eh? Okay, I'll lay off.
I know plenty of TV haters. That's okay. :)
But let me ask this. As a camera op here in Hollywood, I consider
myself a blue collar worker. I'm a member of the International
Cinematographer's Guild. My grandfather was a tool and die maker; I
consider my camera the equivalent of his tools. Different era,
different product, different unions. Both skilled craftsmen. So. If
you hated all cars, would you honestly feel that their design were the
fault of the guys on those assembly lines?
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 08:01:28 von Adrienne Boswell
Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Blinky the Shark
writing in
news:slrnfkq3fr.g0j.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net:
> Bone Ur wrote:
>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007
>> 21:48:04 GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>
>>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>>
>>>> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
>>>> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
>>>
>>> I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to
>>> your opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't
>>> interest me.
>>
>> Er, too close to home, eh? Okay, I'll lay off.
>
> I know plenty of TV haters. That's okay. :)
>
> But let me ask this. As a camera op here in Hollywood, I consider
> myself a blue collar worker. I'm a member of the International
> Cinematographer's Guild. My grandfather was a tool and die maker; I
> consider my camera the equivalent of his tools. Different era,
> different product, different unions. Both skilled craftsmen. So. If
> you hated all cars, would you honestly feel that their design were the
> fault of the guys on those assembly lines?
>
>
Small world - my mother was a secretary at Local 659 at 7715 Sunset Blvd
(in 1972). Her friend, and our neighbor, worked across the street at
the Screen Actor's Guild.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 08:14:02 von Ed Mullen
Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Bone Ur wrote:
>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007
>> 21:48:04 GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>
>>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>>
>>>> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
>>>> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
>>> I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to
>>> your opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't
>>> interest me.
>> Er, too close to home, eh? Okay, I'll lay off.
>
> I know plenty of TV haters. That's okay. :)
>
> But let me ask this. As a camera op here in Hollywood, I consider
> myself a blue collar worker. I'm a member of the International
> Cinematographer's Guild. My grandfather was a tool and die maker; I
> consider my camera the equivalent of his tools. Different era,
> different product, different unions. Both skilled craftsmen. So. If
> you hated all cars, would you honestly feel that their design were the
> fault of the guys on those assembly lines?
>
>
I know what you mean. I worked in broadcast TV in the 70s for almost
ten years (floor manager, camera op, lighting, crew chief, audio
engineer, associate producer, etc.). I worked on a lot of shows I'm
still proud of. And a whole bunch of crap, week after week ...
"Farm, Home and Garden" might have been pretty low-brow fare but,
dammit! I framed those shots just great! ;-)
There are lots of very adeptly produced products on the market that do
not interest me. I may find some of them insipid, some annoying, some a
tad risque, some even disgusting for one reason or another. But they
are well produced nonetheless. So, I can, at the same time, shake my
head at the "marketing man run amok" (and I was one) who conceived of it
and got it marketed, while still giving a nod to the talented folks who
built it. Different ethos involved for each group. I can admire one
while disdaining the other. No conflict.
The only responsibility the camera op has is how well the shots coming
from his camera look. Period. Hey, The Jerry Springer Show is pretty
dumb (I think I was just kind there). But those camera ops follow the
action pretty well.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 08:18:33 von Blinky the Shark
Adrienne Boswell wrote:
> Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Blinky the Shark
> writing in
>news:slrnfkq3fr.g0j.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net:
>
>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007
>>> 21:48:04 GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>
>>>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
>>>>> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
>>>>
>>>> I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to
>>>> your opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't
>>>> interest me.
>>>
>>> Er, too close to home, eh? Okay, I'll lay off.
>>
>> I know plenty of TV haters. That's okay. :)
>>
>> But let me ask this. As a camera op here in Hollywood, I consider
>> myself a blue collar worker. I'm a member of the International
>> Cinematographer's Guild. My grandfather was a tool and die maker; I
>> consider my camera the equivalent of his tools. Different era,
>> different product, different unions. Both skilled craftsmen. So.
>> If you hated all cars, would you honestly feel that their design were
>> the fault of the guys on those assembly lines?
>
> Small world - my mother was a secretary at Local 659 at 7715 Sunset
> Blvd
7755 now. I'm trying to think when it became Local 600. I'm guessing
around 2000. It had something to do with consolidating the camera
locals from around the country.
> (in 1972). Her friend, and our neighbor, worked across the street at
> the Screen Actor's Guild.
The DGA's over there, now. I don't remember if SAG is, now, or not.
Probably still is. The DGA theatre is a good place to watch movies; we
(Camera Guild) get screenings over there.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 08:26:18 von Blinky the Shark
Ed Mullen wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007
>>> 21:48:04 GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>
>>>> Bone Ur wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
>>>>> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
>>>> I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to
>>>> your opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't
>>>> interest me.
>>> Er, too close to home, eh? Okay, I'll lay off.
>>
>> I know plenty of TV haters. That's okay. :)
>>
>> But let me ask this. As a camera op here in Hollywood, I consider
>> myself a blue collar worker. I'm a member of the International
>> Cinematographer's Guild. My grandfather was a tool and die maker; I
>> consider my camera the equivalent of his tools. Different era,
>> different product, different unions. Both skilled craftsmen. So. If
>> you hated all cars, would you honestly feel that their design were the
>> fault of the guys on those assembly lines?
>>
>>
>
> I know what you mean. I worked in broadcast TV in the 70s for almost
> ten years (floor manager, camera op, lighting, crew chief, audio
> engineer, associate producer, etc.). I worked on a lot of shows I'm
> still proud of. And a whole bunch of crap, week after week ...
I did all that stuff in the late 70s, too, and more -- back in the small
midwest market where I got into the biz. Those were fun days, and
having various roles made it so every day wasn't quite the same old
thing.
> "Farm, Home and Garden" might have been pretty low-brow fare but,
> dammit! I framed those shots just great! ;-)
:) My first paid day in TV was as a Master Control Director for a PBS
affiliate, being in at six AM or something, on some days, which was
horrible in winter. I've seen more Sesame Street than you and four of
your friends combined, because I put them on the air. :)
> There are lots of very adeptly produced products on the market that do
> not interest me. I may find some of them insipid, some annoying, some a
> tad risque, some even disgusting for one reason or another. But they
> are well produced nonetheless. So, I can, at the same time, shake my
The highest production values are often found in the commercials.
> head at the "marketing man run amok" (and I was one) who conceived of it
That's a role I avoided. I just liked the studio and being part of
putting stuff together there. One of my favorite roles was directing
the late - 1 AM - news (I worked at the PBS station and a commercial
affiliate at the same time).
> and got it marketed, while still giving a nod to the talented folks who
> built it. Different ethos involved for each group. I can admire one
> while disdaining the other. No conflict.
>
> The only responsibility the camera op has is how well the shots coming
> from his camera look. Period. Hey, The Jerry Springer Show is pretty
> dumb (I think I was just kind there). But those camera ops follow the
> action pretty well.
Aye.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 10:14:10 von Bone Ur
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:42:47 GMT
Blinky the Shark scribed:
>>>> So, as a TV cameraman, do you willingly bear your share of
>>>> responsibility for the crap that's on TV?
>>>
>>> I do my craft; I earn my pay; I cash my check. You're welcome to
>>> your opinions on what you like and don't like, but they don't
>>> interest me.
>>
>> Er, too close to home, eh? Okay, I'll lay off.
>
> I know plenty of TV haters. That's okay. :)
>
> But let me ask this. As a camera op here in Hollywood, I consider
> myself a blue collar worker. I'm a member of the International
> Cinematographer's Guild. My grandfather was a tool and die maker; I
> consider my camera the equivalent of his tools. Different era,
> different product, different unions. Both skilled craftsmen. So. If
> you hated all cars, would you honestly feel that their design were the
> fault of the guys on those assembly lines?
Of course not. I just said that to get your sheep. And I don't _really_
think _all_ TV is crap, either, but it probably has more than it needs.
'Law and Order' was a good show, for instance; I've even purchased some of
the reruns (-yeah, I said "purchased", so you can see I'm not totally
cheap.)
Fyi, I was an electrician for a while and I didn't feel any personal guilt
when Lee Trevino got zapped on the golf course that time.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 20:42:23 von Ed Mullen
Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Ed Mullen wrote:
>> "Farm, Home and Garden" might have been pretty low-brow fare but,
>> dammit! I framed those shots just great! ;-)
>
> :) My first paid day in TV was as a Master Control Director for a PBS
> affiliate, being in at six AM or something, on some days, which was
> horrible in winter. I've seen more Sesame Street than you and four of
> your friends combined, because I put them on the air. :)
I doubt it! :-) My stint was at the PBS affiliate at Penn State U.,
WPSX-TV. We called them "Duty Directors" and I did that for a brief
while. But there was also so much down time between production that we
spent a lot of time just watching the network feeds of shows we were
recording for later broadcast. so, yeah, lots of Sesame St. and
Electric Co. The most disconcerting experience was one morning about 7
AM as I sat at the production-control audio console, nursing my first
cup of coffee after a /very/ late night, I glanced up at the 20" Conrac
network monitor to view a Cesarean section being performed, close ups
and all. It did /nothing/ to help the hangover.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 28.11.2007 20:49:42 von Blinky the Shark
Ed Mullen wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Ed Mullen wrote:
>
>>> "Farm, Home and Garden" might have been pretty low-brow fare but,
>>> dammit! I framed those shots just great! ;-)
>>
>> :) My first paid day in TV was as a Master Control Director for a PBS
>> affiliate, being in at six AM or something, on some days, which was
>> horrible in winter. I've seen more Sesame Street than you and four of
>> your friends combined, because I put them on the air. :)
>
> I doubt it! :-) My stint was at the PBS affiliate at Penn State U.,
> WPSX-TV. We called them "Duty Directors" and I did that for a brief
> while. But there was also so much down time between production that we
> spent a lot of time just watching the network feeds of shows we were
> recording for later broadcast. so, yeah, lots of Sesame St. and
Did you do sneakernet? Going down to the bus station for programs
coming to you on 2" tape? :)
> Electric Co. The most disconcerting experience was one morning about 7
And the ever popular...
Come on and zoom zoom zoom-a zoom.
> AM as I sat at the production-control audio console, nursing my first
> cup of coffee after a /very/ late night, I glanced up at the 20" Conrac
> network monitor to view a Cesarean section being performed, close ups
> and all. It did /nothing/ to help the hangover.
Ugh. I'll bet not. An eye-opener, though. :)
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 01:33:19 von Ed Mullen
Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Ed Mullen wrote:
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>> Ed Mullen wrote:
>>>> "Farm, Home and Garden" might have been pretty low-brow fare but,
>>>> dammit! I framed those shots just great! ;-)
>>> :) My first paid day in TV was as a Master Control Director for a PBS
>>> affiliate, being in at six AM or something, on some days, which was
>>> horrible in winter. I've seen more Sesame Street than you and four of
>>> your friends combined, because I put them on the air. :)
>> I doubt it! :-) My stint was at the PBS affiliate at Penn State U.,
>> WPSX-TV. We called them "Duty Directors" and I did that for a brief
>> while. But there was also so much down time between production that we
>> spent a lot of time just watching the network feeds of shows we were
>> recording for later broadcast. so, yeah, lots of Sesame St. and
>
> Did you do sneakernet? Going down to the bus station for programs
> coming to you on 2" tape? :)
LOL. Yes! Quad tapes! Some of my earliest memories are of editing
shows together using two (or three) quad machines "loosely" synchronized
(pre SMPTE time code) by an RCA TEP (Tape Editing Programmer). And a
video tech with arms stretched wide to try and hit the Start buttons on
both machines (playback and record) at the same time. In fact, I
remember Clarence McCracken doing that with a cigarette and an inch of
ash dangling from his lips. Oh, the kids these days have no idea!
And, I guess, thank God!
>
>> Electric Co. The most disconcerting experience was one morning about 7
>
> And the ever popular...
>
> Come on and zoom zoom zoom-a zoom.
>
>> AM as I sat at the production-control audio console, nursing my first
>> cup of coffee after a /very/ late night, I glanced up at the 20" Conrac
>> network monitor to view a Cesarean section being performed, close ups
>> and all. It did /nothing/ to help the hangover.
>
> Ugh. I'll bet not. An eye-opener, though. :)
It was, although, a Bloody Mary would have been a lot more welcome!
>
> This post was brought to you by the letters B and R, and the number 8.
>
ROFLMAO!!! The worst was the taxi driver in the Electric Company street
sequence that ran once every show for a year or more. First time I saw
him I went: "Holy crap! That's me!!!" Of course, when I asked my
co-workers they didn't see it, just saw the long hair, the long beard,
etc. and said: Oh, he doesn't look anything like you, Ed! Still
freaked me out. they say everyone has a twin out there somewhere.
Well, that taxi driver in the early 70s in NYC was mine!
Now, if I can just find my long-last twin brother some 30 years later
.... Ah, he's probably a retired CEO of some Fortune 500 company. :-D
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 01:44:33 von Blinky the Shark
Ed Mullen wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Did you do sneakernet? Going down to the bus station for programs
>> coming to you on 2" tape? :)
>
> LOL. Yes! Quad tapes! Some of my earliest memories are of editing
> shows together using two (or three) quad machines "loosely" synchronized
> (pre SMPTE time code) by an RCA TEP (Tape Editing Programmer). And a
> video tech with arms stretched wide to try and hit the Start buttons on
> both machines (playback and record) at the same time. In fact, I
Ape arms. :)
> remember Clarence McCracken doing that with a cigarette and an inch of
> ash dangling from his lips. Oh, the kids these days have no idea!
> And, I guess, thank God!
:)
>> This post was brought to you by the letters B and R, and the number 8.
>
> ROFLMAO!!! The worst was the taxi driver in the Electric Company street
> sequence that ran once every show for a year or more. First time I saw
> him I went: "Holy crap! That's me!!!" Of course, when I asked my
No, he was making a lot more money.
But you were both having fun. Admit it. :)
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 02:54:15 von Ed Mullen
Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Ed Mullen wrote:
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>>> Did you do sneakernet? Going down to the bus station for programs
>>> coming to you on 2" tape? :)
>> LOL. Yes! Quad tapes! Some of my earliest memories are of editing
>> shows together using two (or three) quad machines "loosely" synchronized
>> (pre SMPTE time code) by an RCA TEP (Tape Editing Programmer). And a
>> video tech with arms stretched wide to try and hit the Start buttons on
>> both machines (playback and record) at the same time. In fact, I
>
> Ape arms. :)
Yes! Uh, wasn't that an actual "technical term" back then?
>>> This post was brought to you by the letters B and R, and the number 8.
>> ROFLMAO!!! The worst was the taxi driver in the Electric Company street
>> sequence that ran once every show for a year or more. First time I saw
>> him I went: "Holy crap! That's me!!!" Of course, when I asked my
>
> No, he was making a lot more money.
>
> But you were both having fun. Admit it. :)
How can I not?
Yes, I was having a great time back then. Poor. But having fun!
Sports remotes freelancing for ABC and independents. Hanging out the
door of a remote truck wearing three headsets and a telephone and
yelling at AT&T Network Ops, the two Bell NY guys lying under the truck,
being yelled at by the producer when we were 20 minutes to air time for
the Army Notre Dame game and we lost the feed to the network. And
watching Paul Hornung in the booth upstairs over the monitors slamming
down vodkas. Oh, and it was the weekend that the Watergate scandal
broke and people started resigning from the Nixon admin. And the
production company didn't guarantee our hotel reservations so we had no
place to sleep. Yep, we were having just a fabulous time that weekend!
But, now that I think about it, it was fun! :-)
Now I'm retired and I'm still having fun. But I have a lot more money.
I sure hope that cab driver became a CEO and he's having this much fun.
BTW, oddly enough, I drove a cab for a living for about a year back
then. One of the strangest things I've ever done. I felt like an
unlicensed psychotherapist or a bartender, never sure which. People
just started talking and told me all sorts of things about themselves.
Geez. And this was before the phrase "Too Much Information!" became
popular.
Oh well, now we've totally bored everyone to tears. But, thanks for the
fun trip down memory lane!
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 03:19:05 von dorayme
In article ,
Ed Mullen wrote:
> Oh well, now we've totally bored everyone to tears. But, thanks for the
> fun trip down memory lane!
Not me, Ed. I read every word with interest.
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 03:44:29 von Ed Mullen
dorayme wrote:
> In article ,
> Ed Mullen wrote:
>
>> Oh well, now we've totally bored everyone to tears. But, thanks for the
>> fun trip down memory lane!
>
> Not me, Ed. I read every word with interest.
>
Thank you! I do love remembering. But I am cognizant of how boring it
may be for those outside of the experience. On the other hand, I love
hearing myself talk. So, uh, geez. I should get counseling! :-)
Seriously, one thing life has to offer is memories. Good or bad, they
mark the time, they demarcate the eras, and they remind us of how we got
here. Age and time are, I think, friends. Not always placid and
agreeable, but always there to swat us in the back of our heads and
remind us: "Yo! You weren't this smart all the time!" And, of course,
that I'm not all that "smart" even now.
Which is good, because there is still time to learn. I hope.
(It's probably not apropos but I happened to glance down (as I rarely
do) at my sig-tag. Pretty funny.)
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 03:47:48 von Sherm Pendley
Blinky the Shark writes:
> Ed Mullen wrote:
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>>> Did you do sneakernet? Going down to the bus station for programs
>>> coming to you on 2" tape? :)
>>
>> LOL. Yes! Quad tapes! Some of my earliest memories are of editing
>> shows together using two (or three) quad machines "loosely" synchronized
>> (pre SMPTE time code) by an RCA TEP (Tape Editing Programmer). And a
>> video tech with arms stretched wide to try and hit the Start buttons on
>> both machines (playback and record) at the same time. In fact, I
>
> Ape arms. :)
Tape ape! Tape ape!
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 04:07:05 von Sherm Pendley
Blinky the Shark writes:
> And the ever popular...
>
> Come on and zoom zoom zoom-a zoom.
You guys are making me homesick for Boston. I had the privilege of working
as lead developer for two seasons of the 90s Zoom's web site. Remember
"send it to Zoom"? CamelBones was intended to replace the FileMaker and
MacPerl scripts that were used to manage the thousands of submissions a
week, and beat them into static HTML pages for publication on the web site.
Sadly, by the time I got enough round tuits to actually write CamelBones,
I had already moved on and no longer worked at WGBH. I still give 'em
credit for inspiring the project though.
I'd really like to move back up there. Anyone need a programmer for kid-
related project in Boston? Web, desktop apps, games, Mac, Windows, whatever
it takes to teach the little ones is good by me.
sherm--
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 04:12:25 von Ed Mullen
Sherman Pendley wrote:
> Blinky the Shark writes:
>
>> Ed Mullen wrote:
>>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>
>>>> Did you do sneakernet? Going down to the bus station for programs
>>>> coming to you on 2" tape? :)
>>> LOL. Yes! Quad tapes! Some of my earliest memories are of editing
>>> shows together using two (or three) quad machines "loosely" synchronized
>>> (pre SMPTE time code) by an RCA TEP (Tape Editing Programmer). And a
>>> video tech with arms stretched wide to try and hit the Start buttons on
>>> both machines (playback and record) at the same time. In fact, I
>> Ape arms. :)
>
> Tape ape! Tape ape!
>
> sherm--
>
Sherm, you maybe don't want to dive into this discussion that way! :-)
A tad too eager, me thinks!
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 04:15:29 von Ed Mullen
Sherman Pendley wrote:
> Blinky the Shark writes:
>
>> And the ever popular...
>>
>> Come on and zoom zoom zoom-a zoom.
>
> You guys are making me homesick for Boston. I had the privilege of working
> as lead developer for two seasons of the 90s Zoom's web site. Remember
> "send it to Zoom"? CamelBones was intended to replace the FileMaker and
> MacPerl scripts that were used to manage the thousands of submissions a
> week, and beat them into static HTML pages for publication on the web site.
>
> Sadly, by the time I got enough round tuits to actually write CamelBones,
> I had already moved on and no longer worked at WGBH. I still give 'em
> credit for inspiring the project though.
WGBH deserves a lifetime of kudos. For a time WGBH WAS PBS. they
produced the vast majority of network content back then. Yes, kudos to
WGBH for anything they did, even the questionable. If not for them
there might not be any Public Broadcasting today.
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Ed Mullen
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If it ain't broke fix it anyway! If it's broke fix it and make it worse!
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 05:39:30 von dorayme
In article ,
Ed Mullen wrote:
> dorayme wrote:
> > In article ,
> > Ed Mullen wrote:
> >
> >> Oh well, now we've totally bored everyone to tears. But, thanks for the
> >> fun trip down memory lane!
> >
> > Not me, Ed. I read every word with interest.
> >
>
> Thank you! I do love remembering. But I am cognizant of how boring it
> may be for those outside of the experience.
A true bore is one not so cognisant (like me, I never stop to
consider. I will go to any lengths to make someone listen. I have
handcuffs and other equipment to help sometimes)
> On the other hand, I love
> hearing myself talk.
That's funny, I have a totally intuitive understanding of what
you mean here...
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dorayme
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 09:22:22 von Blinky the Shark
Ed Mullen wrote:
> Yes, I was having a great time back then. Poor. But having fun!
> Sports remotes freelancing for ABC and independents. Hanging out the
> door of a remote truck wearing three headsets and a telephone and
> yelling at AT&T Network Ops, the two Bell NY guys lying under the truck,
> being yelled at by the producer when we were 20 minutes to air time for
> the Army Notre Dame game and we lost the feed to the network. And
> watching Paul Hornung in the booth upstairs over the monitors slamming
> down vodkas. Oh, and it was the weekend that the Watergate scandal
> broke and people started resigning from the Nixon admin. And the
> production company didn't guarantee our hotel reservations so we had no
> place to sleep. Yep, we were having just a fabulous time that weekend!
> But, now that I think about it, it was fun! :-)
Those were the days -- because we were young and bulletproof and excited
by the things we were part of. Two other highs for me were moving to
Hollywood, and a few years later doing the Olympics.
> BTW, oddly enough, I drove a cab for a living for about a year back
> then. One of the strangest things I've ever done. I felt like an
> unlicensed psychotherapist or a bartender, never sure which. People
> just started talking and told me all sorts of things about themselves.
> Geez. And this was before the phrase "Too Much Information!" became
> popular.
But "too much alcohol" was, as always, popular. :)
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 09:25:46 von Blinky the Shark
Sherman Pendley wrote:
> Blinky the Shark writes:
>> Come on and zoom zoom zoom-a zoom.
>
> You guys are making me homesick for Boston. I had the privilege of
> working as lead developer for two seasons of the 90s Zoom's web site.
> Remember
Nineties? Web site?
You kids! ;) :)
> "send it to Zoom"? CamelBones was intended to replace the FileMaker
> and MacPerl scripts that were used to manage the thousands of
> submissions a week, and beat them into static HTML pages for
> publication on the web site.
>
> Sadly, by the time I got enough round tuits to actually write
> CamelBones, I had already moved on and no longer worked at WGBH. I
> still give 'em credit for inspiring the project though.
You don't know how many of us doing PBS out in the flyover zone envied
you guys at WGBH and KQED and WNET such. :)
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 09:26:23 von Blinky the Shark
Ed Mullen wrote:
> Sherman Pendley wrote:
>> Blinky the Shark writes:
>>
>>> And the ever popular...
>>>
>>> Come on and zoom zoom zoom-a zoom.
>>
>> You guys are making me homesick for Boston. I had the privilege of working
>> as lead developer for two seasons of the 90s Zoom's web site. Remember
>> "send it to Zoom"? CamelBones was intended to replace the FileMaker and
>> MacPerl scripts that were used to manage the thousands of submissions a
>> week, and beat them into static HTML pages for publication on the web site.
>>
>> Sadly, by the time I got enough round tuits to actually write CamelBones,
>> I had already moved on and no longer worked at WGBH. I still give 'em
>> credit for inspiring the project though.
>
> WGBH deserves a lifetime of kudos. For a time WGBH WAS PBS. they
> produced the vast majority of network content back then. Yes, kudos to
> WGBH for anything they did, even the questionable. If not for them
> there might not be any Public Broadcasting today.
Fershure!
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 17:59:18 von SpaceGirl
On Nov 23, 3:28 pm, "Jonathan N. Little"
wrote:
> Been told that more than a year ago. Also your proficient in flash, a
> similar progressive loading of sections could be done in flash, right?
I'd probably be more tempted to do it in Flash, yes. The site is quite
a neat idea, and Flash would really lend itself to something that
visual. It would be heck of a lot easier to build, and as you say,
progressive loading would be a walk in the park.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 18:51:33 von lws4art
SpaceGirl wrote:
> On Nov 23, 3:28 pm, "Jonathan N. Little"
> wrote:
>
>> Been told that more than a year ago. Also your proficient in flash, a
>> similar progressive loading of sections could be done in flash, right?
>
> I'd probably be more tempted to do it in Flash, yes. The site is quite
> a neat idea, and Flash would really lend itself to something that
> visual. It would be heck of a lot easier to build, and as you say,
> progressive loading would be a walk in the park.
Don't worry though the OP would never consider such a rational idea. It
does not 'fit' within his preconceived deployment, flawed as it may be!
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Take care,
Jonathan
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Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 18:57:21 von Good Man
"Mika" wrote in
news:p4l%i.48642$c_1.38326@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
> Hello, we understand you guys may be able to help.
>
> We have a page which has been working great for over a year and gets
> many hits. However recently something got changed that we cannot seem
> to find, and now *sometimes* if you refresh the page (generally while
> it is still loading) in IE7, we get the popup window error:
>
> Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site...
> Operation aborted
>
> Here is an example of the page in question:
> http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr [broadband recommended]
>
> We appreciate you may have other comments on the site such as the size
> of the pages, however we are not looking to change that at present,
> with faster broadband becoming more abundant. Search engine listings
> alert the user that broadband is recommended for this technology.
>
> As we said, the site worked great, but for this unknown reason now
> needs some sort of a tweak to fix. The changes we made before it
> happened were related to the body tag but they have been completely
> undone yet the issue remains :-S
>
> Thanks in advance to anyone able to find the cure for us to test.
>
> Regards,
> Mika @ SHS.com
Thanks for causing my Firefox to crash.
Re: IE cannot open the Internet site ... Operation aborted am 29.11.2007 20:56:47 von Todd_Calhoun
"Good Man" wrote in message
news:Xns99F783CD5EA0sonicyouth@216.196.97.131...
> "Mika" wrote in
> news:p4l%i.48642$c_1.38326@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
>> Hello, we understand you guys may be able to help.
>>
>> We have a page which has been working great for over a year and gets
>> many hits. However recently something got changed that we cannot seem
>> to find, and now *sometimes* if you refresh the page (generally while
>> it is still loading) in IE7, we get the popup window error:
>>
>> Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site...
>> Operation aborted
>>
>> Here is an example of the page in question:
>> http://tinyurl.com/35mwxr [broadband recommended]
>>
>> We appreciate you may have other comments on the site such as the size
>> of the pages, however we are not looking to change that at present,
>> with faster broadband becoming more abundant. Search engine listings
>> alert the user that broadband is recommended for this technology.
>>
>> As we said, the site worked great, but for this unknown reason now
>> needs some sort of a tweak to fix. The changes we made before it
>> happened were related to the body tag but they have been completely
>> undone yet the issue remains :-S
>>
>> Thanks in advance to anyone able to find the cure for us to test.
>>
>> Regards,
>> Mika @ SHS.com
>
> Thanks for causing my Firefox to crash.
You're welcome.
If you are capable of giving any more constructive comment than that which
gives us a shred of a clue of the circumstances, that might actually be
considered useful.