web designer needed to design website

IS THIS THE best place to post this?

if so great
if not
WHERE exactly is a good place to post this??

I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
new website

The website is for a company that offers business services.

The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.

I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.

I have a good idea of what I want.

it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
skills

I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great

if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
let me know

thanks Hal

Re: web designer needed to design website

In article
<9421aea4-1d56-4404-a04d-7bcc58c75f4f@s12g2000prg.googlegroups.co
m>,
Hal wrote:

> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
> skills
>
> I want to do this for no investmen

O yeah? I admire your honesty. I think?

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Re: web designer needed to design website

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:06:17 GMT
Hal scribed:

> I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
> new website
>
> The website is for a company that offers business services.
>
> The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.
>
> I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.
>
> I have a good idea of what I want.
>
> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
> skills
>
> I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
> that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great
>
> if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
> let me know
>
> thanks Hal

Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a few
years in the future?

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Re: web designer needed to design website

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:19:25 GMT
dorayme scribed:

> In article
> <9421aea4-1d56-4404-a04d-7bcc58c75f4f@s12g2000prg.googlegroups.co
> m>,
> Hal wrote:
>
>> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
>> skills
>>
>> I want to do this for no investmen
>
> O yeah? I admire your honesty. I think?

Don't you admire his gaul as well?

Well, at least some of us can restrain our vitupretude non-commitally.

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Cavemen have formidable pheromones.

Re: web designer needed to design website

Bone Ur wrote:

> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:06:17 GMT
> Hal scribed:
>
>> I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
>> new website
>>
>> The website is for a company that offers business services.
>>
>> The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.
>>
>> I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.
>>
>> I have a good idea of what I want.
>>
>> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
>> skills
>>
>> I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
>> that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great
>>
>> if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
>> let me know
>>
>> thanks Hal
>
> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a few
> years in the future?

I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.

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Re: web designer needed to design website

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:11:43
GMT HAL 9000 scribed:

>>> thanks Hal
>>
>> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a
>> few years in the future?
>
> I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.

Ah hah! I knew it! Another sneaky, sinister cyborg strategm to snooker us
humans into lethargic complacency. Anyway, I hope he isn't your son and
that your smarter despite the handicap of a semi-conducting mind and a
voice which sounds like the result of waaaay too much valium.

--
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Cavemen have formidable pheromones.

Re: web designer needed to design website

On Nov 27, 2:06 am, Hal wrote:
> IS THIS THE best place to post this?

Not really, but lets continue

> I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
> new website

Great!

> The website is for a company that offers business services.

Good

> The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.

Pretty typical reason

> I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.

Good start, this will help

> I have a good idea of what I want.

Awesome, it is always a good thing if you have a general idea of what
you want.

> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
> skills

Plenty of people here like that

> I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
> that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great

Damn, look at the time. I did not realize it was this late. Uh, I
have to get home. Good luck finding someone..

Re: web designer needed to design website

"Bone Ur" wrote in message
news:Xns99F51FC1A9F08boneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:11:43
> GMT HAL 9000 scribed:
>
>>>> thanks Hal
>>>
>>> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a
>>> few years in the future?
>>
>> I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.
>
> Ah hah! I knew it! Another sneaky, sinister cyborg strategm to snooker
> us
> humans into lethargic complacency. Anyway, I hope he isn't your son and
> that your smarter despite the handicap of a semi-conducting mind and a
> voice which sounds like the result of waaaay too much valium.

Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by letter)?

--
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Re: web designer needed to design website

Hal wrote:

>IS THIS THE best place to post this?
>
>if so great
>if not
>WHERE exactly is a good place to post this??
>
>I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
>new website
>
>The website is for a company that offers business services.
>
>The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.
>
>I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.
>
>I have a good idea of what I want.
>
>it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
>skills
>
>I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
>that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great
>
>if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
>let me know
There is a great web site that provides free web page designs at
. There is an excellent, free web site
development program that includes a simple tool to upload your web
pages at . You can even host your
web site without paying any more than the annual cost of registering
your domain name (see ).
Alas, there is no tool that will write correct, convincing English
prose for you. If you don't have a literate friend or relative you
will have to pay someone.

Re: web designer needed to design website

While the city slept, rf (rf@invalid.com) feverishly typed...

[HAL]
> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
> letter)?

And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001 minus 1!
:-)

Cheers,
Nige

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Re: web designer needed to design website

On Nov 27, 9:27 am, "nice.guy.nige" wrote:
> > Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
> > letter)?
> And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001 minus 1!

I was born in 1957 which is 1958 minus 1! Damn! This is getting
creepy...

Re: web designer needed to design website

On Nov 27, 8:56 am, David Segall wrote:
> There is a great web site that provides free web page designs at
> .

They all look the same. Sure change a color, change an image, but
essentially they are all exactly the same.

I prefer my websites to stand out from the competition.

Re: web designer needed to design website

rf wrote:
>
> "Bone Ur" wrote in message
> news:Xns99F51FC1A9F08boneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:11:43
>> GMT HAL 9000 scribed:
>>
>>>>> thanks Hal
>>>>
>>>> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a
>>>> few years in the future?
>>>
>>> I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.
>>
>> Ah hah! I knew it! Another sneaky, sinister cyborg strategm to snooker
>> us
>> humans into lethargic complacency. Anyway, I hope he isn't your son and
>> that your smarter despite the handicap of a semi-conducting mind and a
>> voice which sounds like the result of waaaay too much valium.
>
> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by letter)?

....and that that's coincidental?

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Re: web designer needed to design website

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:12:22
GMT rf scribed:

>>>> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about
>>>> a few years in the future?
>>>
>>> I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.
>>
>> Ah hah! I knew it! Another sneaky, sinister cyborg strategm to
>> snooker us
>> humans into lethargic complacency. Anyway, I hope he isn't your son
>> and that your smarter despite the handicap of a semi-conducting mind
>> and a voice which sounds like the result of waaaay too much valium.
>
> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
> letter)?

I never knew that. Perhaps it explains the malady of that guy with the
broken shopping website when he chose to use the euphemism "we" during
pressure from the markupedly righteous.

--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.

Re: web designer needed to design website

Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury
writing in
news:448ed3ee-a414-402f-bd76-7225b4febbd8@g30g2000hsb.google groups.com:

> On Nov 27, 9:27 am, "nice.guy.nige" wrote:
>> > Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
>> > letter)?
>> And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001
>> minus 1!
>
> I was born in 1957 which is 1958 minus 1! Damn! This is getting
> creepy...
>

I was born in 1957, in February, which is March minus 1 (month).

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Re: web designer needed to design website

Travis Newbury wrote:

>On Nov 27, 8:56 am, David Segall wrote:
>> There is a great web site that provides free web page designs at
>> .
>
>They all look the same. Sure change a color, change an image, but
>essentially they are all exactly the same.
I'm a programmer, not a designer, so I can't see the similarity
between, for example,
and
. Could you explain
please.

Re: web designer needed to design website

Adrienne Boswell wrote:
> Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury
> writing in
> news:448ed3ee-a414-402f-bd76-7225b4febbd8@g30g2000hsb.google groups.com:
>
>> On Nov 27, 9:27 am, "nice.guy.nige" wrote:
>>>> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
>>>> letter)?
>>> And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001
>>> minus 1!
>> I was born in 1957 which is 1958 minus 1! Damn! This is getting
>> creepy...
>>
>
> I was born in 1957, in February, which is March minus 1 (month).
>

I was born in 1950 which is 1 less than 1951. If you add up the digits
in 1950 that is 15, which is 1 less than how old I was in 1966 and
adding up the digits in 1951 is 16! Omigod! If you add up the digits
in 1966 that's 22. Which is 1 less than 23, which is when I got married
(in 1973)! And if you add up 1973, that's 20 which is 1 less than 21
which is 1 less than 1966 adds up to! I think I'm going to faint!

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Re: web designer needed to design website

Ed Mullen wrote:
> Adrienne Boswell wrote:
>> Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury
>> writing in
>> news:448ed3ee-a414-402f-bd76-7225b4febbd8@g30g2000hsb.google groups.com:
>>
>>> On Nov 27, 9:27 am, "nice.guy.nige" wrote:
>>>>> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
>>>>> letter)?
>>>> And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001
>>>> minus 1!
>>> I was born in 1957 which is 1958 minus 1! Damn! This is getting
>>> creepy...
>>>
>>
>> I was born in 1957, in February, which is March minus 1 (month).
>>
>
> I was born in 1950 which is 1 less than 1951. If you add up the
> digits in 1950 that is 15, which is 1 less than how old I was in 1966
> and adding up the digits in 1951 is 16! Omigod! If you add up the
> digits in 1966 that's 22. Which is 1 less than 23, which is when I
> got married (in 1973)! And if you add up 1973, that's 20 which is 1
> less than 21 which is 1 less than 1966 adds up to! I think I'm going
> to faint!

I was born in 1947. I have no math to add other than noting that
somewhere along the line I got 2 old. :)


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Re: web designer needed to design website

Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Blinky the Shark
writing in
news:slrnfkq3sn.g0j.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net:

> I was born in 1947. I have no math to add other than noting that
> somewhere along the line I got 2 old. :)
>

My son turned 4 on the 21st of November. The next day he said, "Mommy, I'm
not going to be 3 anymore". He looked kind of sad.

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http://www.cavalcade-of-coding.info
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Re: web designer needed to design website

Adrienne Boswell wrote:
> Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Blinky the Shark
> writing in
> news:slrnfkq3sn.g0j.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net:
>
>> I was born in 1947. I have no math to add other than noting that
>> somewhere along the line I got 2 old. :)
>
> My son turned 4 on the 21st of November. The next day he said, "Mommy, I'm
> not going to be 3 anymore". He looked kind of sad.

I try to avoid kids, but even I can see that that's cute. :)


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Re: web designer needed to design website

"Ed Mullen" wrote in message
news:-JmdnZwZVIyWlNDanZ2dnUVZ_uKpnZ2d@comcast.com...
> Adrienne Boswell wrote:
>> Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury
>> writing in
>> news:448ed3ee-a414-402f-bd76-7225b4febbd8@g30g2000hsb.google groups.com:
>>> On Nov 27, 9:27 am, "nice.guy.nige" wrote:
>>>>> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
>>>>> letter)?
>>>> And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001
>>>> minus 1!
>>> I was born in 1957 which is 1958 minus 1! Damn! This is getting
>>> creepy...
>>>
>>
>> I was born in 1957, in February, which is March minus 1 (month).
>>
>
> I was born in 1950 which is 1 less than 1951. If you add up the digits in
> 1950 that is 15, which is 1 less than how old I was in 1966 and adding up
> the digits in 1951 is 16! Omigod! If you add up the digits in 1966
> that's 22. Which is 1 less than 23, which is when I got married (in
> 1973)! And if you add up 1973, that's 20 which is 1 less than 21 which is
> 1 less than 1966 adds up to! I think I'm going to faint!

Reminds me of that ridiculous movie "23".

--Tina

Re: web designer needed to design website

Ed Mullen wrote:
> Adrienne Boswell wrote:
>> Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury
>> writing in
>> news:448ed3ee-a414-402f-bd76-7225b4febbd8@g30g2000hsb.google groups.com:
>>> On Nov 27, 9:27 am, "nice.guy.nige" wrote:
>>>>> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
>>>>> letter)?
>>>> And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001
>>>> minus 1!
>>> I was born in 1957 which is 1958 minus 1! Damn! This is getting
>>> creepy...
>>>
>>
>> I was born in 1957, in February, which is March minus 1 (month).
>>
>
> I was born in 1950 which is 1 less than 1951. If you add up the digits
> in 1950 that is 15, which is 1 less than how old I was in 1966 and
> adding up the digits in 1951 is 16! Omigod! If you add up the digits
> in 1966 that's 22. Which is 1 less than 23, which is when I got married
> (in 1973)! And if you add up 1973, that's 20 which is 1 less than 21
> which is 1 less than 1966 adds up to! I think I'm going to faint!
>

Yes be we have the special distinction of being born in 57 and
graduating in 75!

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