Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 06:26:20 von Neredbojias

It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle. It
isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's simply:

nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz

Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.

Thank you for your support.

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 07:25:22 von Blinky the Shark

Neredbojias wrote:

> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle. It
> isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's simply:
>
> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>
> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>
> Thank you for your support.

Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan Parry's
last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?


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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 09:48:29 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:25:22
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>
>> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle.
>> It isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's
>> simply:
>>
>> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>>
>> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
>> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>>
>> Thank you for your support.
>
> Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan
> Parry's last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?

Well, I'd pronounce the first name such that it rhymed with "drillin'" and
the second such that it rhymed with "hairy". Of course, attempting to
utter such pronunciations underwater would likely obfuscate the purity of
my speech and render the effort something like "Dilly Puree, glug glug".
Fortunately, the English tend to garble their words and are used to
deciphering relative babble as a consequence.

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 10:08:38 von Dylan Parry

Blinky the Shark wrote:

> Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan Parry's
> last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?

Neither - it's pa-ree. And you are probably all mispronouncing my first
name incorrectly too. If I wanted too be picky, you should be saying it
as dull-an but you are probably all thinking it's dill-un.

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 10:19:00 von John Hosking

Dylan Parry wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>> Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan Parry's
>> last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?
>
> Neither - it's pa-ree. And you are probably all mispronouncing my first
> name incorrectly too. If I wanted too be picky, you should be saying it
> as dull-an but you are probably all thinking it's dill-un.

Since we're already OT: In the fifth grade (U.S.), when I was 9-10 years
old, our teacher, who was kind of young and hip, asked us orally once if
we had heard of , the singer. I was rather precocious and
full of myself that year, so I piped right up (repeatedly, as I dread to
recall :-( ) with the fascinating info that I hadn't heard of him, but I
had heard of .

Okay, so I'd seen Bob Dylan's name in writing, but nobody'd ever told me
how it was pronounced.


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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 10:39:03 von Dylan Parry

John Hosking wrote:

> Okay, so I'd seen Bob Dylan's name in writing, but nobody'd ever told me
> how it was pronounced.

Even if they had, it wouldn't necessarily have helped in pronouncing the
name for other cultures :) It's pronounced differently in Welsh and
English, for example. Although it's a Welsh name, and I am indeed Welsh,
I don't particularly care for the Welsh pronunciation of my name ;)

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 10:48:38 von Blinky the Shark

Dylan Parry wrote:

> John Hosking wrote:
>
>> Okay, so I'd seen Bob Dylan's name in writing, but nobody'd ever told me
>> how it was pronounced.
>
> Even if they had, it wouldn't necessarily have helped in pronouncing the
> name for other cultures :) It's pronounced differently in Welsh and
> English, for example. Although it's a Welsh name, and I am indeed Welsh, I
> don't particularly care for the Welsh pronunciation of my name ;)

How's it pronounced in Welsh?

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 10:49:45 von Blinky the Shark

Dylan Parry wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>> Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan Parry's
>> last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?
>
> Neither - it's pa-ree. And you are probably all mispronouncing my first
> name incorrectly too. If I wanted too be picky, you should be saying it as
> dull-an but you are probably all thinking it's dill-un.

Yep -- I was oh for two. I've meant to ask before, and never got around
to it. :)


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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 10:57:00 von Dylan Parry

Blinky the Shark wrote:

> How's it pronounced in Welsh?

Wasn't all too clear in my other reply ;) The English is "dill-un" and
the Welsh is "dull-an". I dislike the latter, and always will, even
though that's the name I was given and am still called by my
parents/siblings.

Friends, colleagues etc, generally through ignorance, call me by the
English pronunciation, which suits me as that's the one I prefer

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 11:36:35 von Andrew

On 2008-01-08, Dylan Parry wrote:
> John Hosking wrote:
>
>> Okay, so I'd seen Bob Dylan's name in writing, but nobody'd ever told me
>> how it was pronounced.
>
> Even if they had, it wouldn't necessarily have helped in pronouncing the
> name for other cultures :) It's pronounced differently in Welsh and
> English, for example. Although it's a Welsh name, and I am indeed Welsh,
> I don't particularly care for the Welsh pronunciation of my name ;)

In Australia you would be 'Mate' :-)

Andrew

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 12:05:00 von Blinky the Shark

Dylan Parry wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>> How's it pronounced in Welsh?
>
> Wasn't all too clear in my other reply ;) The English is "dill-un" and the
> Welsh is "dull-an". I dislike the latter, and always will, even though
> that's the name I was given and am still called by my parents/siblings.
>
> Friends, colleagues etc, generally through ignorance, call me by the
> English pronunciation, which suits me as that's the one I prefer

Gotcha. Yeah, I apparently misread your other post to say that the
technically correct Welsh pronunciation of your first name wasn't the one
(dull-in) that you told us about. My bad.

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 17:31:31 von Harlan Messinger

Neredbojias wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:25:22
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>> Neredbojias wrote:
>>
>>> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle.
>>> It isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's
>>> simply:
>>>
>>> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>>>
>>> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
>>> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>>>
>>> Thank you for your support.
>> Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan
>> Parry's last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?
>
> Well, I'd pronounce the first name such that it rhymed with "drillin'" and
> the second such that it rhymed with "hairy".

But how do you pronounce Mary, marry, and merry?

Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 20:53:57 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:31:31
GMT Harlan Messinger scribed:

>>> Neredbojias wrote:
>>>
>>>> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my
>>>> handle.
>>>> It isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's
>>>> simply:
>>>>
>>>> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>>>>
>>>> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
>>>> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you for your support.
>>> Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan
>>> Parry's last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?
>>
>> Well, I'd pronounce the first name such that it rhymed with
>> "drillin'" and the second such that it rhymed with "hairy".
>
> But how do you pronounce Mary, marry, and merry?

Well, if you're speaking informally...

Mary = "Bitch"
marry = "Scram"
merry = "Drunk"

Formally, of course, there's little difference in the elocution although
the middle one can be likened to an execution which lasts for a lifetime.

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 21:02:08 von Harlan Messinger

Neredbojias wrote:
> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle. It
> isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's simply:
>
> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>
> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>
> Thank you for your support.

Whoever has occasion to *pronounce* the names of anyone they read on
Usenet? For me, at any rate, you all exist exclusively inside my head.

I'm sure you must have been provoked into covering this a long time ago,
but is that a real name? What's its origin?

Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 21:02:10 von dorayme

In article <20080108213608@ilium.andrews-corner.org>,
andrew wrote:

> In Australia you would be 'Mate' :-)

Too right!

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 21:11:21 von dorayme

In article ,
Neredbojias wrote:

> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:31:31
> GMT Harlan Messinger scribed:
>
> > But how do you pronounce Mary, marry, and merry?
>
> Well, if you're speaking informally...
>
> Mary = "Bitch"
> marry = "Scram"
> merry = "Drunk"
>

Boji, since you so willingly exhibit this clearly unpleasant side
to your nature so often, are you going to level with us and tell
what embittered you so badly?

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 23:22:58 von Blinky the Shark

Harlan Messinger wrote:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle.
>> It isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's simply:
>>
>> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>>
>> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
>> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>>
>> Thank you for your support.
>
> Whoever has occasion to *pronounce* the names of anyone they read on
> Usenet? For me, at any rate, you all exist exclusively inside my head.

Well sure, but don't you "pronounce" it in your head as you read the name?

> I'm sure you must have been provoked into covering this a long time ago,
> but is that a real name? What's its origin?

Good Q. Thanks for asking.

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 08.01.2008 23:30:30 von Harlan Messinger

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Harlan Messinger wrote:
>
>> Neredbojias wrote:
>>> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle.
>>> It isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's simply:
>>>
>>> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>>>
>>> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
>>> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>>>
>>> Thank you for your support.
>> Whoever has occasion to *pronounce* the names of anyone they read on
>> Usenet? For me, at any rate, you all exist exclusively inside my head.
>
> Well sure, but don't you "pronounce" it in your head as you read the name?

Sort of, but--can he read my *mind*??? I'm scared.

>> I'm sure you must have been provoked into covering this a long time ago,
>> but is that a real name? What's its origin?
>
> Good Q. Thanks for asking.
>

Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 09.01.2008 03:46:25 von Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:02:08
GMT Harlan Messinger scribed:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>> It has come to my attention that people are mispronouncing my handle.
>> It isn't ner.ed.boh.JI.az or anything convoluted like that, it's
>> simply:
>>
>> nai(r).red.BOH.jee.ahz
>>
>> Get it right, folks. You're supposed to be either professionals or
>> supplicants, -either of which has a stake in proper pronunciation.
>>
>> Thank you for your support.
>
> Whoever has occasion to *pronounce* the names of anyone they read on
> Usenet? For me, at any rate, you all exist exclusively inside my head.

Well, some people talk to themselves and I wouldn't want them to jabber
gibberish. OTOH, some believe that all reality exists only inside their
heads so the scope of any verbality becomes problematic in such cases.

> I'm sure you must have been provoked into covering this a long time
> ago, but is that a real name? What's its origin?

Actually, no, it's made-up. Although many use their real names on forums
like this, I just prefer to use a handle, albeit a "permanent" one. For
one thing, it helps limit situations such as occurred in a thread above
where somebody gets a grudge and starts posting your private information,
etc. I tend to say controversial things and don't need some moron taking
me over-seriously and trying to "get even" or whatever. Furthermore, I
don't particularly like my real name; it's not something I would have
chosen and I've even thought of changing it (but didn't 'cause I was too
lazy.) There are valid reasons for establishing a bonafide identity, and
although I employ a nom-de-plume, I think I have nevertheless done that.
This concept is actually mostly why I changed back from "Bone Ur".

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 09.01.2008 04:01:31 von dorayme

In article ,
Neredbojias wrote:

> Actually, no, it's made-up.

I don't think so. My man, Officer White, assures me it is a real
name and that it is you, the one and only Chief Misogynist on
Earth. When you go walkabout, people point and say "There goes
that Neredbojias!"

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 11.01.2008 14:34:05 von Toby A Inkster

Dylan Parry wrote:

> Friends, colleagues etc, generally through ignorance, call me by the
> English pronunciation, which suits me as that's the one I prefer

You should change the pronunciation by deed poll.

Mine's pronounced pretty much as you'd expect.

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 11.01.2008 15:46:56 von Harlan Messinger

Dylan Parry wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>> Yeah? Well, if you're so smart , how do you pronounce Dylan Parry's
>> last name? Pair-ee or par-ee?
>
> Neither - it's pa-ree.

Stressed on the second syllable like the French pronunciation of "Paris"?

And you are probably all mispronouncing my first
> name incorrectly too. If I wanted too be picky, you should be saying it
> as dull-an but you are probably all thinking it's dill-un.


That's just hateful.

Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 11.01.2008 20:30:26 von Dylan Parry

Harlan Messinger wrote:

>> Neither - it's pa-ree.
>
> Stressed on the second syllable like the French pronunciation of "Paris"?

I wouldn't say there was any more stress on the second than on the first
really, but it would sound almost right if pronounced that way.

>> And you are probably all mispronouncing my first
>> name incorrectly too. If I wanted too be picky, you should be saying it
>> as dull-an but you are probably all thinking it's dill-un.
>
> That's just hateful.

How is that hateful? :s

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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 11.01.2008 20:41:20 von lws4art

andrew wrote:
> On 2008-01-08, Dylan Parry wrote:
>> John Hosking wrote:
>>
>>> Okay, so I'd seen Bob Dylan's name in writing, but nobody'd ever told me
>>> how it was pronounced.
>> Even if they had, it wouldn't necessarily have helped in pronouncing the
>> name for other cultures :) It's pronounced differently in Welsh and
>> English, for example. Although it's a Welsh name, and I am indeed Welsh,
>> I don't particularly care for the Welsh pronunciation of my name ;)
>
> In Australia you would be 'Mate' :-)


Or in New Jersey, "Hey yooz!"


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Re: Nom de Plume Complaint (slightly OT)

am 11.01.2008 20:52:58 von Harlan Messinger

Dylan Parry wrote:
> Harlan Messinger wrote:
>
>>> Neither - it's pa-ree.
>> Stressed on the second syllable like the French pronunciation of "Paris"?
>
> I wouldn't say there was any more stress on the second than on the first
> really, but it would sound almost right if pronounced that way.
>
>>> And you are probably all mispronouncing my first
>>> name incorrectly too. If I wanted too be picky, you should be saying it
>>> as dull-an but you are probably all thinking it's dill-un.
>> That's just hateful.
>
> How is that hateful? :s

By shaking us out of our blissful, conventional expectations.