Re: Doing Summation on multiple criterias on the same column in a

>> Once upon a time there was a questionnaire which has the following question:
Do you have sex regularly? <<

LOL! That is an old Woody Allen joke about a man and woman going to a
therapist and being asked that question:
He: "Almost never, 3 times a week!"
She: "Constantly, 3 times a week!"

Re: Doing Summation on multiple criterias on the same column in a single query

"--CELKO--" wrote in message
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> >> Once upon a time there was a questionnaire which has the following
question:
> Do you have sex regularly? <<
>
> LOL! That is an old Woody Allen joke about a man and woman going to a
> therapist and being asked that question:
> He: "Almost never, 3 times a week!"
> She: "Constantly, 3 times a week!"
>
>

OK- since it seems to open-mike nite at the Improv.....

Doctor: How's your sex life?
Patient: Infrequent.
Doctor: Is that one word or two?

Bob Lehmann

Re: Doing Summation on multiple criterias on the same column in a single query

"--CELKO--" wrote in message
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>>> Once upon a time there was a questionnaire which has the following
>>> question:
> Do you have sex regularly? <<
>
> LOL! That is an old Woody Allen joke about a man and woman going to a
> therapist and being asked that question:
> He: "Almost never, 3 times a week!"
> She: "Constantly, 3 times a week!"
>
>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

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Greg Moore
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