Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

On 29 Mar 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:

>>>>>> Heck,
>>>>>> sometimes I even feel guilty spanking my mistress.
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't. She sure doesn't hesitate to spank me.
>>>>
>>>> Only because she knows you enjoy it.
>>>
>>> That's a sign of a good mistress.
>>
>> I look for bowleggedness and a propensity to ululate, myself.
>
> And, of course, a flat head to set your beer on.

He he, first time I heard that one. I like it!

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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

Neredbojias wrote:

> On 29 Mar 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Heck,
>>>>>>> sometimes I even feel guilty spanking my mistress.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't. She sure doesn't hesitate to spank me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Only because she knows you enjoy it.
>>>>
>>>> That's a sign of a good mistress.
>>>
>>> I look for bowleggedness and a propensity to ululate, myself.
>>
>> And, of course, a flat head to set your beer on.
>
> He he, first time I heard that one. I like it!

It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about this
tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in each
hand like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)


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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

On 30 Mar 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:

>>>>>>>> Heck,
>>>>>>>> sometimes I even feel guilty spanking my mistress.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't. She sure doesn't hesitate to spank me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only because she knows you enjoy it.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's a sign of a good mistress.
>>>>
>>>> I look for bowleggedness and a propensity to ululate, myself.
>>>
>>> And, of course, a flat head to set your beer on.
>>
>> He he, first time I heard that one. I like it!
>
> It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about this
> tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in each
> hand like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)

Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill the
beer?

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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

Neredbojias wrote:

> On 30 Mar 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:

>> It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about this
>> tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in each hand
>> like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)
>
> Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill the
> beer?

Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so what
the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".


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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

On 31 Mar 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:

>>> It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about this
>>> tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in each hand
>>> like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)
>>
>> Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill the
>> beer?
>
> Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so what
> the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".

Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I picked up
from Jukka.)

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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

Neredbojias wrote:

> On 31 Mar 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>>>> It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about this
>>>> tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in each hand
>>>> like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)
>>>
>>> Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill the
>>> beer?
>>
>> Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so what
>> the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".
>
> Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I picked up
> from Jukka.)

You're apparently very accomplished at that.

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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

On 01 Apr 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:

>>>>> It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about
>>>>> this tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in
>>>>> each hand like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)
>>>>
>>>> Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill
>>>> the beer?
>>>
>>> Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so
>>> what the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".
>>
>> Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I picked
>> up from Jukka.)
>
> You're apparently very accomplished at that.

Har har hardy har har! Better go easy on the liquids, too much fresh water
makes fish irrational.

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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

Neredbojias wrote:

> On 01 Apr 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>>>>>> It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about
>>>>>> this tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in
>>>>>> each hand like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill
>>>>> the beer?
>>>>
>>>> Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so
>>>> what the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".
>>>
>>> Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I picked
>>> up from Jukka.)
>>
>> You're apparently very accomplished at that.
>
> Har har hardy har har! Better go easy on the liquids, too much fresh water
> makes fish irrational.

It might also mess with my swim bladder. If sharks had them.

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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

Ed Jay wrote:

> Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>Neredbojias wrote:
>>
>>> On 01 Apr 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>> It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about
>>>>>>>> this tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in
>>>>>>>> each hand like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on. :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill
>>>>>>> the beer?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so
>>>>>> what the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".
>>>>>
>>>>> Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I picked
>>>>> up from Jukka.)
>>>>
>>>> You're apparently very accomplished at that.
>>>
>>> Har har hardy har har! Better go easy on the liquids, too much fresh water
>>> makes fish irrational.
>>
>>It might also mess with my swim bladder. If sharks had them.
>
> Blinky, did you get your check yet? I did, and I'm astounded by Neredbojias'
> generosity.

I did, Ed. But I guess that, unlike yours, my expectations were too high.


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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

On 01 Apr 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:

>>>> Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I
>>>> picked up from Jukka.)
>>>
>>> You're apparently very accomplished at that.
>>
>> Har har hardy har har! Better go easy on the liquids, too much fresh
>> water makes fish irrational.
>
> It might also mess with my swim bladder. If sharks had them.

Sharks don't have bladders?? What do they do, just constantly dribble?

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Neredbojias wrote:

> On 01 Apr 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>>>>> Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I
>>>>> picked up from Jukka.)
>>>>
>>>> You're apparently very accomplished at that.
>>>
>>> Har har hardy har har! Better go easy on the liquids, too much fresh
>>> water makes fish irrational.
>>
>> It might also mess with my swim bladder. If sharks had them.
>
> Sharks don't have bladders??

Swim bladder: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_bladder

> What do they do, just constantly dribble?

Sharks play basketball?

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Els wrote:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>
>> On 01 Apr 2008, Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>
>>>>>> Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I
>>>>>> picked up from Jukka.)
>>>>>
>>>>> You're apparently very accomplished at that.
>>>>
>>>> Har har hardy har har! Better go easy on the liquids, too much fresh
>>>> water makes fish irrational.
>>>
>>> It might also mess with my swim bladder. If sharks had them.
>>
>> Sharks don't have bladders??
>
> Swim bladder: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_bladder
>
>> What do they do, just constantly dribble?
>
> Sharks play basketball?

The Jose Diego Sharks play professional ice hockey.


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Re: OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

On 01 Apr 2008, Els wrote:

>>> It might also mess with my swim bladder. If sharks had them.
>>
>> Sharks don't have bladders??
>
> Swim bladder: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_bladder

Phew, that's a relief. I hated thinkin' sharks were excessively pissy.

>> What do they do, just constantly dribble?
>
> Sharks play basketball?

No, you see... Er, it's a little hard to explain without getting
nauseous.

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